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TH__^T:PAtO_ DAILY GLOBE, SUNDAY MOB-TO^, JULY 11, ISBB^_3l___H_l___^^ 11 MMEETOMA TABLETS A Week of Intermittent Excitement and -Calm, Sandwiched With Plenty of Pun. Ercy Writes Another Letter and Describes Her Adventure With Angry Bo- vine and Wire Pence. The Grocers Will Picnic at Lake Park on Thursday, and an Im- mense Throng Expected. The Minor Events That Agitate the Summer Colony and the "World at Large. Comment. The week at Minnetonka has been fraught with much pleasure. Following hard upon the excitement of the celebra- tion of the Fourth, which, by the way, was celebrated on Monday with an elaborate display of fireworks and firewater, came a day of intense calm, which spread even unto the waters. On Wednesday evening the opening ball at the St. Louis was given, which was largely attended from the Twin Cities and the lake hotels and cottages. It was a grand success, the weather god on this particular occasion being especially benignant. At the Lafayette the Colum- bus, 0., Board of Trade excursion, with its millionaires and pretty ladies, arrived on Friday and is now "doing the dolce far niente act. Saturday evening saw the usual hops at the hotels and the genial ra- ?reconleur is good ? telling of fish- ing exploits on the piazzas of the different hotels. Next week there will be a large number of excursions, the colored band and the grocers, at Lake Park being the most important. A BABE CONCERT. Amusical event of more than ordinary merit has been prepared for Tuesday night at the Hotel Lafayette. It will be a select soiree musicale, in which the principal fig- ure will be Mr. S. G. Pratt, whose reputa- tion as a composer and pianist is wide spread. A popular program ; has been prepared in which Mr. Pratt will be assisted by Prof. Frank Danz, the well : known violinist of Minneapolis, and Miss ; Blanche E. Smith, whose fine ability as an operatic soprano lias often been tested by the public of the twin cities. The program includes six numbers. EKNV nAS ANOTHER ADVENTURE. My Own Darling Mary: You're a nice cor- respondent, oi_t you? To wait until you \u25a0hear from me, collaterally, and then to chaff me about wood-sticks! Why, bless you, my dear, mi* wounds are all healed and I walk ? I did walk O. K. until yesterday. Ah. lam almost ready to weep from vexation. Ido ' : have such awful luck. Now, lor heaven's I sake, my dear Mary, don't- recount my ad- ? venture before M . You know he thinks ; 1am such au S. S. girl, and I havo rather set Imy cap for Dim. Mary, I want to state right ' out ivschool, ifthis thing keeps up, I'll pose as a tattooed woman. To think, after ball , and lawn tennis, I should como to grief ; through ? bull. Not a papal propaganda, : but a horrid animal loose in a field. Do you want to hear my latest? Well, the girls here ' are so awfullybackward about bathing- and when you propose a place they roll up their eyes, giggle and say let us wait until dark. The idea! It is very seldom you hear ofbath- ing parties at the hotels, and then if you do, it is not co-natatorial will that do? I mean, the sexes seldom meet in tho playful surf. There is no surf here. Well, say gravel. I have been dying lor a good swim, and not careing to go alone, I went down to Wayzatta, where I have some friends. 1 had made at Bedfern's such a pretty bathing dress this spring, a perfect symphony iv white and blue. Will. I got myself into my rigs, and Jennie S. and Emma D., my two -friends, showed up in equally pretty garments. We found such a nice retreat, all secluded, with green pasture lauds sloping to our rear and a stretch of sandy beach in runt and groves to our right and li-it ? a regular Diana's bower. We eutered the water, aud I astonished the girls by my exploits. We swam and rested on the sands, as the sky was blue overhead, and a peaceful bovine was ruminating in the extreme upper end of the pasture land. I don't know what induced me, but just across the barbed-wire fence which separated us from the pasture were some daisies. I just climbed over and commenced to gather them. Suddenly I heard the girls scream: "Ernyl oh, look! that cowls coming after you!" I heard a snort and saw tho bull standing down under lull sail, his tail standing out like an out- rigger of a eatboat, and when a bull assumes this position one should "git." Well, I did git. and the way 1climbed over the fence was a caution. 1 tried to climb over the barbed wire and lost my presence of mind, and found I was trying to do the tight-ropo act, but it was a failure, as my sandals wouid slip off the wire. I turned two or three somersaults, ran behind a tree, and saw the animal going on a tack up the hill. The other (fills had saved themselves by keep- ing themselves in tho water. I want to say that it is a mistake about red exciting the an- gerofthe bovine. Blue is good enough lor him. You ought to have seen me. I looked as if I had beeu out in the wind and the wind had circulated in my garments. I know I'd have done tor Pierre in the the "Two Or- in-.' Such is life. lam laid up. but still hopeful. Write me. Yours, Ernestine. GOSSIP. There wore registered at the Lake Park yesterday: L. C. West, Chicago, 111.: Hiss Cloud, Chicago; Hon. Edwin Wright and wife, Boston; Merle St. Clare Wright.Boston; Mrs. J. S. Williams aud maid, S. T. Bird and wile. 80-ton; L. Waldo Smith and wife, New York; Charles fl. Mann aud wife, Boston; Hon. John Filt Osgood, Hon. J. B. F. Osgood, Salem. Mass.; Prof, D. F. Eaton and wife, Brooklyn, N. V.; Berrard Jeanny, Britor; John Steele, Stoneham, Mass.; H. S. Howe, Warren: Luther 1.. Iloldeu, Boston; H. D. Kilgore, Pittsburg; James Dacey, Minneap- olis: C. 11. Khodes and wife, Konsas City; James Park, Waverly, Dak.; B. w. Colvillo, Omaha; M. -Mm, New York; A.H. Lindscy, Milwaukee; Mr. Bom-beck, Peoria; Miss Strouse, Philadelphia: Laura Coon, Philadel- phia. E. W. hatch and party chartered the Minnehaha yesterday on a trip around the lake. C Among the season visitors at Lake Minne- touku from St. Louis we notice the name of ' Mrs. J. W. Sheppard and family, who have taken apartments at Conor's "Long View" bouse, Excelsior. Mrs. Sheppard has been a guest at the lake for several seasons, and will be remembered by many visitors from the South as an attraction not only in social cir- cles, but as the moving spirit and leader in the musical entertainments given under her management. Arrivals at St. Louis hotel to-day: Mrs. David Barret, Master De Witt Barret, wife ami son of one of the leading attorneys of Brooklyn, N. V.; A.li. Lee and famiiy. It. W. Wood aud family, Benjamin McClear, Kansas City, Mo. : Frank Pranke and family, John Bohn, B. J. Voorhis, St. Louis, Mo.; A. S. (Dam and family, Mempnis, Xenn. ; J. D. Man- court. Washington, D. C. The foreign arrivals at the Lafayette yes- terday were: Miss Julia Ives, New York; F. F. Woodward, New York; George P. Smith, Philadelphia; John T. Davis and wife, St. Louis: John J. Peak, Kansas City: W. B. Van Zaadt. New York; John B. Jackson, Pittsburg, Pa.; A. H.Cole, St. Paul; H. S. Cole and W. Martin, U. S. A., W. P. Nixon and wife, Mr. M.E. Douglass and wife. The following guests are being entertained by Mr.A. A. Keith at his cottage on the upper lake: Mrs. H. M. Lewis, Minneapolis; Miss Mabel Andrews, Mrs. George B. Elder, Miss Eva May. Moorhead; Mrs. J. H. Hue and Mrs. G. A. Gillette, Lamenakia, and Mr. John Keith of the Chicago, Burlington & Northern railroad. The excursions booked for, the coming week are the First Baptist church at Lake Tark Monday: the George N. Morgan post picnic the Uth; the First Presbyterian Sun- day school of St. Paul the 16th; the grocers the loth. PBB__-f_-HP_B An informal dance was given last night at the Lake Park hotel. Music was furnished by Hinchcliffe's orchestra, and a select order of dances played. The ball broke up about midnight. There were present about 300 people. The Minneapolis Central colored cornet band willgive a picnic at Lake Park on Mon- day July 12. Aprogram of amusements has been arranged. Consisting of racing, danc- ing, and club-running. The genial Missourian, Ed Stark of Louisi- ana. Mo., is swinging around tke circle at the different hotels. For the present he is booked at the Hotel Harrow, trying to ferret out a mystery. y\??<>* ; ; Children's day at the Lafayette yesterday was a pleasant affair. The program was under the charge of Monsieur Evans and was of course carried out successfully. DJohu C. Chandler, Mas. Maggie B. Chand- ler, Susie E. Chandler, Mrs.. Riley Rarford of Liberty, Mo., arrived at the American house, Excelsior, for the summer. At the residence of Mr. J. W. Pomery are Miss Wilson, Mr. E. Clark, St. Cloud; Miss Mary Sperry, Syracuse, N.V. ; and Louis and Fred Chute, Minneapolis. Thebootblacks of St. Paul and Minneapolis were given a picnic last Tuesday at Wa3 zata. There were about 400 of them and Mrs. S. L. Parr had them in charge. The usual Saturday evening hop was given at the Lafayette last night. About 200 guests were present and a pleasant time was en- joyed by the dancers. Mrs. D. C. Carson of St. Louis, will arrive to-morrow at Mr. S. A. Overmeier's cottage, where she willbe a guest for the summer. Mrs. Ed Merrill is entertaining Mr. Nelson Merrillof New York, and Miss Hubbard of La Crosse at her cottase on the upper lake. Mrs. Sam Steuffer and daughters, Miss Sadie and Rose, and son Willie are at the White house and willremain until October. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Bunn and children and Mr. John W. Trotter are at the Excelsior house for the season. Gen. Rosser and family are stopping at the Lake Park for a time. They will not occupy their cottage. Andrew Wiegland and J. J. Johnson, of Chicago, are summering at the Mound City, upper lake. Mr. and Mrs. G.H. Sheffor and two children of Ottumwa, la., are at the White house for the season. B-3B Mrs. L. F. Cameron and son Master Dwight Cameron of Chicago, are at the Stetson house, Excelsior. James Mitchell and A. C. Gilbert of Kansas City are spending a short vacation at the Lafayette. gfcJSI R. J. Chase and O. J. Taylor of Sioux City, la., havo arrived at the Lafayette for the season. _M. A. Rosenblatt of Chicago, and J. C. Spriggs of St. Leuis are at the Chapman house. A party ofRaymond tourists did tho lake yesterday on tho Bule, lunchipg at Lake Park. ? Miss Daisy Dulterden, Blanche Perry and Belle Pillsbury were at Bartlett Place last week. J. H. Sohultz and family and Mrs. E. G. Bradley are recent arrivals at the Lake Park. Mrs. Dr. Wenthall and child of St. Louis have arrived at the Lake Park for the season. Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Ackerson of Crystal City, Mo., are guests at the Hotel St. Louis. Miss Jessie Caldwell of Rivers, Mich., has been spending a week at the Hotel Harrrow. Eplarquard Forster, son and daughter of St. Louis are at the White house. Excelsior. Hon. J. G. Wait and wife of Sturgis, Mich., are summering at the Excelsior house. Judge Cool, of Austin, Tex., has arrived at the Mound City house for the summer. Mrs. Rose Robert of St. Louis has arrived at tho Excelsior house for the summer. . F. D. Caldwell and wife of Evansville,Tnd., are summering at the Hotel Lafayette. D. C. Elliott of Logansport, Ind., has ar- rived at tbe Lake Park for the summer. Miss Gilbert and Mrs. Henshaw of Chicago visited Mrs. L. Christian last week. J. C. Howarth of San Augustine, Fla., is summering at the American house. William Perm Nixon, Esq., of the Chicago Inter-Ocean is at the Lafayette. Judge T. G. Fogg- and family of St. Louis, are at Shady Isle for the summer. Miss Lillio McCullough of St. Louis is at the Bartlett Place hotel, upper lake. Mrs. J. C. Thompson, of Sedalia, Mo., will epend a month at the Lafayette. //\u25a0 Miss Sue Sidle arrived at tho Sidlo cottage yesterday to speed the summer. Ed Owens aud Wis party of engineers are at Pomroy cottage, upper lake. H. P. Robinson was a guest Friday of W. E. Haskell at Bree ?y Point. ..-\u25a0;. > V; Dr. and Mrs. Wharton of St. Paul, are sum- mering at the Lafayette. The blindfold race at Stetson's last night at- tracted a largo crowd. C. S. Higgins of Omaha is the boss flshest so far this season. Mrs. S. M.Finch and son are at the Lake Park hotel. ? Miss Littlo,of St. Paul, was at the Lafayette last week. Sidwell's band gave a concert yesterday at Excelsior. Ed Stevens and wife did the lake yester- day. J. C. Josylain was at Shady Isle yesterday. Halm for Benedicts. Divorce is a cure for one kind of room- mateisni. ? Washington Critic. "Six Men Blown Up" is a heading in an exchange. The six men had probably been out all night bearding the goat at the lodge. ? Burlington Free Press. When a hen-pecked husband gazes at a shad he blushes with shame. He knows that harmless fish possesses a backbone that he might well Philadelphia Chroni- cle-Telegraph. There is but one Chinaman left at Snoho- mish, Wyo., and he is married to an Indian squaw. Well, his punishment has been se- vere enough; let him stay. ? Rochester Post-Express. A Steubenville woman who left home dressed in a suit of her husband's clothes is adjudged insane. We publish this merely as a hint to husbands whose wives want to "wear the trousers." Pittsburg Leader. "Yes, my son, the husband is conven- tionally the head of the family, but itmay be worth remarking that some families are constructed on the pyramidal fashion ? the most insignificant part at the top." ? Transcript. A match has been invented which can be used over and over again. Ii should be called "the divorce match," and ought to find a big sale in Chicago, where matrimo- nial matches are broken off so easily. ? Dansville Breeze. '?";''? A man living at Los Angeles, Cal.. has an affection of the eyes by which he is made to see an object multiplied nineteen times. He finds it very amusing, except when his wife appears upon the scene. ?Burlington Free Press. ? *?? _ ? - \u25a0 lords Who Dabble inStocks. New York World. The Earl of Shrewsbury and Talbot, who scandalized the British aristocracy some time ago by engaging in trade, having put ?90,000 into the cab business in London, lias now added to his commercial under- takings by retailing coal. The nobility in general are at last beginning tomake them- selves useful. Anumber of younger sons of noblemen follow agricultural pursuits and have opened milk and butler shops in London. Lords and dukes now dabble openly in the stock exchange. A duchess resigned her place as lady-in-waiting to the queen some time ago to open a millinery shop, because there was more money in it, and the Earl of Keumare. chamberlain to herfjiuajesty the queen, whose Irish tenants cannot or will not pay him any rent on his deeply encumbered estates, is about to es- tablish a number of gin shops in London. WHAT DOES ITMATTER? Wealth and glory, and place and power, What are they worth to me and you? For the lease of life runs out in an hour. And death stauds ready to claim his due; Sounding honors or heaps of gold, \u25a0 What are they when all is told? A pain or a pleasure, a smile or a tear What does it matter which we claim? For we step from tho cradle into the bier, And a careless world goes on the same. Hours of gladness or hours of sorrow, What does it matter to us to-morrow? Truth of love, or vow of friend- Tender caresses or cruel sneers ? What do they matter to us in the end? For the brief day dies, and the long night . nears. Passionate kisses, or tears of gall, '?*;".? The grave willopen and cover them all. Homeless vagrant, or honored guest,. Poor and humble, or rich and great, All are racked with the world's unrest, - All must meet with the common fate. Life from childhood till we are old, \u25a0 What is all when all is told? ?'..'\u25a0_? ?Ella Wh_____-Wi_co_:. grandfather was enabled, after several years of perpetual motion to purchase the farm. Life went easier with him after that and he used to find time to sleep during prayer meeting. I remember one night he tookme to a covenant meeting where < the right was granted to every- HOMESPUN LETTEES. My Grandsire is Defeated After a Hard- Fought Wrestling Match With -" Father Time. Some Facts Regarding His Early Life When He Preached for Pumpkins and Oordwood. Grandmother, Young and Ambitious, Develops a Remarkable Taste for Hoeing Corn and Potatoes. How the "Wasps Built a Large Drab Nest Inthe Bulge of His Pants. Porcupine Hill,,July 9, 1886.Agon- ized Kepublic ? Grandfather died to-day at 12 o'clock Fahrenheit according to Marquis of Queensberry rules. His demise has long been expected by those who were best ac- quainted with his private business affairs, and when this noon he turned his face to the wall and boycotted the atmosphere by refusing to breathe, nobody was surprised. Grandfather had played the comedy of life with great success for ninety-eight consecu- tive years, and he went down to death with his head covered withglory and a large bald spot. It was a severe struggle between grandfather and Father Time. A sort of Grseco-Koman wrestling match, in which grandfather had managed to keep on top by a judicious application of half Nelsons and body locks until his opponent at last caught him when he wasn't looking and flopped him over; grandfather bridged but the hair- soring in his backbone was out of fix. Time crowded the old man down till his shoulders touched the grave. The ghost walked. There's always something about an aged aud tottering grandsire that fills his nearest relatives with awe and admiration. This fact is never more apparent than when the grandsire is worth about a million dol- lars. The amount of awe and admiration and soft talk that a million dollars will work up in a family is simply astounding. Our grandfather died poor, and he didn't weigh over ninety-eight pounds, bat he felt his oats up to the last minute. He an- nounced in a low tone of voice just prior to boarding the train for eternity, that he took with himnothing but a clear conscience and a spotless character, but ho was a bloated bondholder compared with some people he knew who had gone over on an earlier train. GRANDFATHER "WAS A PRACIIEK. His name was Thomas and I was named after him, not that there was anything particularly strik- ing about the name, but more especially because he happen- ed to be born be- fore I was. He was one of those pre- historic relics of the ministry with a heart the size of a Hubbard squash, and a conscience as tender as the sigh of an angel. He was born in Old England, brought across the ocean and trans- planted on the soil of Connecticut, lons' before he had learned to chew to- bacco or play pro- gressive euchre. From a round- faced, stout-limbed boy he grew into long, slim manhood,reach- ing up toward heaven to a height of six feet and four inches. At the age of 21 a hack- ing cough broke out on him, and his pa- rents at once discovered splendid material in him for a preacher and in due season he was launched into the ministry, ac- companied by a high collar, a suit of black broadcloth, a pair of calf boots and a faculty for putting large congrega- tions to sleep. He received a call to till the pulpit of the Patchaug church for two cords of hard wood, three donation parties and $?>0 a year. Ho preached a year for this consideration, when the church, recog- nizing his extraordinary ability, raised his salary a cord of wood and one party. He worked on the farm six days in the week for his board and clothes, and used to write his sermons nights, after he had milked the cows. By selling the wood and squashes and collecting the ?30 at the end of the year, he managed to preach pretty good doctrine and save money. He finally got married and hired a farm. Grandmother developed quite a taste for HOEING POTATOES and husking corn and between their efforts body to pray as long as tneir appetite held out, and at last old Deacon Calkins knelt down. The deacon was one of these earn- est, impetuous prayer makers who never knew when to break away and that night he was evidently anxious to heat his own record for he knelt down aud prayed for fifteen minutes and showed no signs that he was gettiug groggy. Grandfather listened patiently during all this while, and finally he began to nod and at last his chin fell upon his breast aud he slept. On went the deacon with his prayer and on slept my grandfather. At last raising his voice to a high pitch the deacon cried, "Thou shalt not muzzle the oxWhen he treadeth out the corn." The words broke into my grandfather's dream and he said in a clear voice, "Muzzle him, waal, I should say not. Ef enny ox treads on my corns I'll pound ins rump with er milkin' stool." This somewhat disturbed the equilibrium of the prayer meeting and the deacon brought his appeal to a close, but GRANDFATHER SLEPT ON and it took four healthy members of the Women's Sewing circle to wake him up. This little break nearly cost him his job, but they finally kept him with the under- standing that he needn't expect but one donation party a year. Grandfather kept right on preaching in that place until a cir- cumstance over which he had no control compelled him to tender his resignation which was promptly accepted. By this time he had arrived at that point where he had two pair of trousers. A heavy pair for winter and lighter ones for summer. When the winter mouths opened and he put on his heavy trousers, he always hung his light- weights on a nail in the attic, where moths would not corrupt nor thieves break in and purloin. One Sunday morning iv the spring of which 1 write, he told grandmother that it was pretty warm aud he thought he would preach in his summer trowsers that day. Grandmother said it would be a good idea and grandfather put them on and went to his pulpit. It was a beautiful day, and the little church was full of country who had come miles to drink in the words of wisdom y that had a habit of dropping fiom grandfather's lips. Inthe great, tall pulpit that looked almost like some image for heathen worship, he sat calmly, with a solemn face and prayerful mien. The congregation had sung "Nearer My God to Thee," and grandfather stood up, and folding his hands and closing his eyes, he launched out into a sea of prayer. Every head was bowed in reverence to the godly man, who spoke with a fervor that voiced the sentiments of a trusting heart. Sud- denly it was noticed that there was a strange tremor in his voice, and those who were led to peep through their fingers at the preacher observed that his lips twitched nervously, his fingers worked spasmodically and a frown wrinkled his brow. His speech became more broken and his body swayed from side to side. His hands unclasped aud clutched the edges of the desk. In this manner he prayed on for five minutes, suddenly a yell rang through the church that brought ev- erybody to their feet only to see grand- father COMET- DOWN FROM THE PULPIT fivesteps at a jump, with each hand clutch- ing the rear of his trousers aud whooping at the top of his voice. Out through the door he shot, and down the road like mad he flew, with half the congregation, who thought he had gone crazy, after him. lie rushed home and fell on the kitchen floor in a fit of fainting, and Deacon Caulkius was the first one to reach the house, and finding grand- father on the floor in a stupor, he placed him ou a bed and began to remove his clothes. When he took off grandfather's summer trowsers he discovered a little drab wasp nest, and the bulge of the breeches was full of lively wasps that had built their winter home there while the trowsers hung on the nail in the attic. They had made their presence known to grandfather while he was praying, and he had done his best to conceal his emotion from the congregation, but was at last obliged to give expression to his pent-up feelings. Deacon Caulkius tried to explain the situation to the people but they wouldn't believe it, and insisted that they wouldn't listen to the preaching of a mau who was possessed with the devil, as he undoubtedly was, so grandfather was obliged to quit preaching and turu his undivided attention to farm- ing, and this he did with profitable success, raising large crops of corn and several children, Grandfather will be buried uext Monday in the little private graveyard at the base of Porcupine hill, where grand- mother has slept for the past ten years. In a quiet little nook beneath the friendly shadows of a stalwart oak he will be laid by grandmother's side, away from the world and its harrowing cares, where the angels may come and commune with their spirits; where the stars light up the high- ways, and heaven and nature is buried in peaceful and dreamless slumber. Yours with a four flush. Tom Holmes. Kitchen Fairies. The lady who advertises for a "a nurse girl to mind children" usually gets what she advertises for. The nurse girls that children will mind ; are as scarce as a fair oyster at a church stew.? Texas Sittings. "How much of your time do you expect, Bridget?" "Oh, faith, oi wont be wanting much; oi'll only be asking yez for three-thirds of me toime, and 'dade that's not as much as oi was getting at me last place." Harvard Lampoon. "So you are the new girl," said the fresh boarder to the new waiter; "and by what name are we to call you?" "Pearl," said the maid. "Are you the pearl of great price?" he asked. "No, I'm the pearl that was cast before swine." ? Boston Commercial. A woman in Lewiston discharged her servant because she strained jelly through a fifteen-dollar lace veil. Is it any wonder that some women are always complaining that they cannot keep a servant? We don't suppose the fifteen-dollar lace veil hurt the jelly a particle, either. Drake's Magazine. She was a girlof hire, And it was her heart's desire, Toexpedite her tiro With kerosene so dire. Like most who so aspire, She now has gone up higher, Where she plays upon a lyre In the domestic choir. Boston Budget. , -? A Toddler Tells .he Truth. Boston Courier. Small Boy (to sister's suitor) ? Do you always carry an umbrella, Mr. Fresh? Mr. Fresh? Certainly not. Small Boy Then you must get awfully wet sometimes. Mr. Fresh? Why so? Small Boy? 'Cause Sis says she doesn't think you have sense enough to go in when itrains. _ A Sister to Johnny-Cake. Detroit Free Press. There is in Detroit a little fellow who will be four years next month. At break- fast there was brought on to the table a variety of cakes the like of which he had never seen before. "What is that?" he asked, examining one. "That," said his mother, "is a Sally Lunn." "Oh," answered the young man, "is Sally Lunn a sister to Johnny-cake?" . _ Too IVlllcil of a Sivcn, Jones? did you like your yachting trip? Brown? l was quite disgusted with it. ? You surprise me, I thought it was quite a toney affair. Brown ? much so. There was such a heavy swell on, we all got sick. ? Lowell Citizen. \u25a0 His Pa Didn't Like Addition. Tid Bits . Visitor Harold, you are in addition now, are you? ? Yes'm. Visitor How do you like it? Harold? first rate. Pa doesn't though. Visitor? He doesn't? Harold No; he says many a man's life has been ruined by the addition of only one REST. Best to thy pillow, rest! I watch beside thee; No care shall wring thy breast, No ill betide thee. Love guards thy pillow, Love, the unrepining. Heaven's moon is bright above. Heaven's stars are shining. Peace, peace! for_et, forgive Aad be forgiven, That all who love and live May wake in heaven. . Dream of the dear ones, dream, The past retracing: The native valley's stream, Thylove's embracing. No sound shall mar thy sleep, No fear perplex thee; ; Angels their vigils keep, Thy God protects thee. Peace, peace! forget, forgive Andbe forgiven. *. .: That all who love and live May wake in heaven. : ?Boston Transcript- fair fame of the board of education, and here, after my kindly work, B. F. Nelson mounted my attenuated form and demanded a retraction or blood. This was positive ingratitude. 1 had not said a word about Mr. Nelson, personally, and did not know he needed a personal defense, but if ho does, some one else must make it. Even my loyalty to Minneapolis willcarry me no further. I heard in the mouth of common street rumor the most damaging reflection on the integrity of certain members of the board, and in my indignation I asked the board to rise in its corporate majesty and hurl the lie back in the teeth of the tra- ducer. But did the board rise? Not a bit of it. It shut itself up in its private office,drove out the reporters and auditors and transacted its public business in the dark, as far as the public is concerned, Yet this is the board I was defending. All honor to A. T. Ankenny for the stand he made against this star chamber business. He only went into the board this spring, has nothing to con- ceal and does not wish for concealment of any kind. Do the other members? Messrs. Austin. Hale, Miller, Nelson and Oftedai voted for the secret session and itis a fair question to ask them if there is anything they are ashamed of or wish to conceal from the public. They are the servants, the public the master and the master has the right at all times to know what the servant is doing. I was surprised at Mr. Nelson's vote. He is a Democrat and is widely known as au honest, honorable gentleman. What sympathy can he have with this suspicious, dark-closet style of transacting the public business? The board buys a great deal of lumber from Mr. Nelsou. Likewise considerable hardware from Mr. Miller. If other members had commodities for sale, the board would probably buy from them also. And this is radically wrong. There is a law, if not in the charter or the statutes, at least an unwritten law, which prohibits any member of such an or- ganization from being interested in an* of its contracts. This law should be held as Inviolable as the law of the Medes aud Per- sians. Itthe board buys stone from Mr. X, it enters into a contract with him to pay so much money for certain stone, and if he is a member of the board he is violating the law. Then suppose the board were debat- ing the question of building a new school and it was a question whether the building is really needed. Might not the fact that, if the school is built Mr. Xwould furnish the stone influence him into believing the school was necessary? This explains why the school board should never buy material from any of its members. Of course Mr. Nelson is too honorable to be so influenced and of course Mr. Nelson is too honorable to be so influenced, but the principle should be maintained. But this board matter is rapidly becoming a chestnut. The people won't rise in their wrath and the board won't rise in its majesty aud will probably go on doing just as it pleases, quoting the famous expletive: "The public be damned." I was struck by a remark made the other day to the effect that very little or compara- tively little of the great wealth piled up in Minneapolis was made in legitimate busi- ness, without speculation. It is certainly true. There are no merchant princes here, but the reason is that no merchant has been in business long enough to have amassed a fortune at it. There are mercantile oppor- tunities now, which, when carried along, willyield fortunes, but itis quite safe to say that not one of the colossal fortunes of Minneapolis was made by strict and sole at- tention to any mercantile and professional calling. Speculation made the money. Fortunate deals in Minnesota lands and timber aud in Minneapolis real estate were at the bottom of all those heavy bank ac- counts. Those who steadily pursued a pro- fession may scarcely be called in comforta- ble circumstances. Take a few examples. Judge William Lochren has followed the law for long years and has reached the head of his profession. His ability is generally recognized, and his success as a practi- tioner has been pronounced, yet he is a man of only moderate means. D. A. Se- combe is another prominent lawyer, with a long, good practice, but it has netted him only a good living. Seagrave Smith is an- other one, and It. C. Benton, A.H. Young, and Col. Fred Hooker all go to bear this out, and J. P. Boa, George C. Bipley aud others might be added. On the other hand those attorneys set down as wealthy, made great money through speculation. The late W. W. McNair reared an immense for- tune on fortunate deals on pine lands and his brother-in-law, Eugene M. Wilson, who was associated with him, also reaped a rich harvest, to which his lucrative practice is adding. Mart B. Koon invested his her- itage very advantageously, and made his one talent yield five other talents, while that horny-handed son of the soil, J. B. Giltillan, speculated very profitably in East side dirt, using his practice as a sort of side bet. Perhaps the manufacturers are excep- tions, but some of even them owe their wealth to furtunate speculation. The Pillsbury's, while they ground for- tunes out of wheat, were equally fortunate in their land deals and have millions safely laid away in the Gullriver country. Dorilus Morrison made money out of everything, but as much out of land as he did out of sawing lumber, grinding grain and building harvesters. O. A. Pray was rich outside of his family and J. B. Bassett beyond his saw and flour mills. But even in the cases of those who grew rich solely in manufac- tures they are the exceptions. There was T. B. Walker, who used to be a shoemaker and is now the leading mill- ionaire ofMinneapolis, if not of the state. Loren Fletcher and C. M. Lormg used to run a general store in the days of Minneap- olis' infancy, but they speculated well. Buiithrough the long list of men of wealth and nine out of ten laid the foundations of their fortunes on land speculation. The remark I heard was undoubtedly true. A writer in the Cincinnati Enquirer once said: "Three years ago the chances for money-making in legitimate business in Minneapolis were no greater than inCincin- nati. He ended there and the natural conclusion is that the situation withinthree years has changed and the chances ate now better in Minneapolis than in Cincinnati. Certainly this is the opinion of the hundreds of investors who are con- stantly coming to and locating in Minneap- olis. Helot. Dangerous Snag. Springfield Union. Strikers and boycotters here and there are finding out that the United States con- stitution provides that people who live in this country shall mind '\u25a0 their own business and not interfere with that of their neigh- bors. Under the revised statutes of the United States a person convicted of con- spiracy to deprive any citizen of the free exercise of any of the privileges secured to him by the constitution is liable to a fine of $5,000, and imprisonment for not more than ten years. y^^g^gS^j - The grocers will have a gala day, - July '_15,~1886... 1 IJlUWiail.i_l_.i__ __aii l c fee itself, "diij. "We have studied this specialty for years and now our lesson ia perfectly learned and we will sell you cheaper and better Teas and Coffees than you get anywhere. To Hotels and large Boarding discount. Andremember, ** U Telephone 229-2, RAY'S Tea Store will see you are supplied with the finest Teas and Coffees that soil can produce and at figures way below com- peting prices. "~ FORMAN, FORD & CO., ~" STAINED GLASS for RESIDENCES. 414 and 416 Third Avenue North, Minneapolis, Minn. t_?~ Correspondence solicited with Decorators and Contractors. MINNEAPOLIS PROVISION COMPANY 1 Beef and Pork Packers, and General Provision Dealers, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. Market Men, Wholesale and Retail Grocer*, Hotel, Family and Lumber Camp Supplier 24 and 26 South First Street. - MINNEAPOLIS. MINN, CHARLES P. STEVENS &SON Parlor and Chamber Suits, Office Desks, Children's Carriages and General Fnrnitnre, 14 and 16 SOUTH FIFTH STREET, (Near the West Hotel) MINNEAPOLIS. LARGEST STOCK. BEST GOODS. LOWEST PRICES J?f&f^_ IT STANDS AT THE HEAD. JHgTHE IMPMEDIaLIGRAPH. >^l^^l^P^^if^^.? he Best Wt!tia g Machine on the market. Call and e_amia j^Ty^y-yy] :'..-- ?p?aF or ScUd lor circular with samples of work. S. H. VOWELL & CO., may!B-6m 420 Nicollet Aye., Minneapolis, Minn. JOHN ORTH " Established 1850. Minneapolis, Minn. TO THE PUBLIC?Try our New Brand Extra Pale Lager Beer, the Very Best Made. HELOT GROWS ANGRY. Ingratitude Makes Him Weary of Posing as a Public Apologist. Members of the Board of Education Turn Like Adders and Sting Him. Spuculation and Not Legitimate Business the foundation of Minneapolis Fortunes. The Professions and Mercantile Bus- iness. Followed Strictly, Not Very Lucrative. : AM out of the defense busi- ness. There is a current proverb to the effect that if you save a man's life he will make you regret it, and this must also apply to a man's reputation. Last Sunday I devoted my time and squandered good space in the Globe in defending the ST. PAUL I JOBBERS' DIRECTOR- -? i i .i ? . PXHNIS RTAir, henry _. squires. BOBT. A. BKTHUHB, JNO. W. BELL. RYAN DRUG CO., Importing and Jobbing Druggists AHD DRUGGISTS' SUNDRYMEN, ?85, 827, 229 East Third street, - St. PAUX. | FAIRBANKS, MORSE _ CO., BTI and BTB Sibley Street. FAIRBANKS SCALES AND ECLIPSE WINDMILLS. NOYES BROS. & CUTLER, IMPORTERS AHD Wholesale Druggists, 88 aad 70 Sibley street, corner Fifth, (ST. PAUL. - ... MINI- GENUINE Franklin Coal Until now Sold exclusively In the East. ?THE BEST? ANTHRACITE COAL mined. For sale for the first time by GRIGGS & FOSTER, 41 East Third St.. Cor. Cedar Assessment for Slopes on Sherburne Avenue. Office of the Board of Public Works, ) City of St. Paul. Minn., July 8, 1886. J The Board of Public Works in and for the corporation of the City of. St, Paul, Minne- sota, will meet at their office in said city at - p. m. on the 26th day of July, A.D.,1886, to make an assessment of benefits, damages, costs and expenses arising from condemning and taking- an easement on the land adjoining and on the line of Sherburne Avenue, from Rice street to Grant street, for making: and maintaining slopes one and one-half (1%) feet on said land for every foot cut or filled, neces- sary for the grading- of said Sherburne Aye- j nue, from Rice street to Grant street, in said city, on the property on the line of said Sherburne Avenue, from Rice street to Grant street, and deemed benefited or dam- aged thereby. All persans interested are hereby notified j to be present at said time and place of mak- 1 ing said assessment and will be heard. WILLIAM BARRETT, President. Official: R. L. Gorman, Clerk Board of Public Works. I 191-93 CONTRACT WORK. Sewer on Custer and Other Streets, Office of the Board of Public Works, ? City of St. Paul, Minn., July 8,1886. J Sealed bids will be received by the Board of Public Works in and for the corporation of ! the City of St. Paul, Minnesota, at their offico ; in said city, until 12 m. on the 19th day of j July, A.D. 1886, for the construction of a I sewer on Custer street, from the Mississippi i river to Plato Avenue; thence on Plato Ay- | enue, from Custer street to Starkey. street: j thence on Starkey street, from Plato Avenue to Isabel street; thence on , Concord . street, I from Isabel street to State : street; also on ! Oneoa street, from Isabel street to Susan '. street; thence on Susan ' street, from Oueca i street to Dakota Avenue; ? thence . on Da- / kota Avenue, _ from Susan street to Goffe street; ! thence on Goffe street, from Dakota Avenue to George street, ,a i said city, together with the necessary catchhasias and manholes, according to plans and specifications on file in the office of slid Board. A bond with at least . two(2) sureties ma sum of at least twenty (20) : per cent, of the gross amount bid must accompany each bid. The said Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids. - ; WILLIAM BARRETT, President. Official: ; . r ' R.L. Goruan, Clerk Board of Public Woi&i. ?-.?.'\u25a0 190-21)0. Assessment for the Oping, fiienins and Extension of Upper Leyee. Office of the Board of Public Works, 1 City op St. Paul, Minn., July 7, 1886. J The Board of Public Works in and for the corporation of the City of St. Paul. Minne- sota, will meet at their offico in said city at 2 p. m. on the 26th day of July, A. D. 1886, to make an assessment of benefits, damages, costs and expenses arising from the opening, widening and extension of a street along the Mississippi river, from Chestnut street to a point near where the creek, which is the out- let of Fountain cave, empties into said river, in said city, on all the property, or so much thereof as may be deemed benefited or dam- aged thereby, lying within the lines described as follows, to-wit: Commencing at tho inter- section of Chestnut street with the Mississippi river; thence along Chestnut street north- westerly to the right of way of the Chicago, Milwaukee &St. Paul Railroad company and the right of way of the Chicago, St. Paul. Minneapolis & Omaha Railroad company: thence southerly along said right of way to the Mississippi river; thence northeasterly along the bank of tbe Mississippi river to the place of beginning; also, on lots 5 to 18, block 29, Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's subdivision of blocks 28 and 29, Stinson, Brown _ Ramsey's Addition, in the City of St. Paul, Minnesota. The land necessary to be condemned and taken for said opening, widening and exten- sion is described as follows, to-wit: All that land lying within the lines of a street 200 feet wide, the northwesterly line of which street shall be described as foliows, to-wit: Com- mencing at the southeast corner of lot 12, block 47, Rice & Irvine'o Addition: thence southwesterly along the southeast line of said addition to the quarter-quarter line which forms the southerly boundary of said Rice & Irvine's Addition; thence southwest- erly in a straight line to the northeast corner of block 4, Kinney, Bond & Trader's Addi- tion; thence southwesterly in a straight line to the southeast corner of block 7, Kinney, Bond & Trader's Addition; thence southwest- erly in a straight line to the southeast corner of Partition plat, said point being distant south from the north line of section 12, town 28, range 23, 1,455.12 feet, measured on the line between Kinney, Bond <_ Trader's Addi- tion and Partition plat; thence south 50 de- grees, 9 minutes, 30 seconds west, along the south line of Partition plat 734 feet, said point being the dividing line between lots 14 and 15 of Partition plat; thence southwesterly in a straight line 866 feet to the southeast corner of lot 40, block 28, Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Addition; thence in a straight line to the southwest corner of lot 58. block 28, Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's Addition; thence southwesterly in a straight line to the south- west corner of lot 5, block 29, of Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Addition; thence south- westerly along the southeast side of block 29 to the southwesterly corner of lot 18, block 29, Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Addition, all ia the City of St. Paul, Minnesota. All persons interested aro hereby notified to be present at said time and place of mak- ing said assessment and will be heard. All assessment notices heretofore given have been annulled. WILLIAMBARRETT, President. Official: R. L. Go?MAx.Clerk Board of Public Works. 190-92 - ' " --y. ':'y Assessment for Opening fells Street Office of the Board of Public Works, J City of St. Paul, Minn., July 7, 1586. ) The Board of Public Works In and for the corporation of the City of St. Paul, Minne- sota, willmeet at their office in said city > at 9 p. m. on the 26th day of July, A. D. 1886, to make an assessment of benefits, damages, costs and expenses arising from the opening of Wells street, from Forest street to Green- wood Avenue in said city, on tho property on the line of said Wells street, from Forest ' street to Greenwood Ayonae, p.. 1 on Green- wood Avenue, between Case street and the right of way of the St. Paul & Duluth Rail- road company, and deemed benefited or dam- aged thereby. -?__???6_3sj Tho land necessary to be condemned and taken for said opening is the N % of the following described land: Commenc- ing on W lino of E %of SW % of section 23, town 29, range 22, 950 ft S from NVV cotuei thereof: thence E 160 ft to W line or .Green- wood Avenue; thence S IOO ft; thence W 160 ft; thence N100 ft to beginning, except For- est street, being in St. Paui, Minnesota, All persons interested are hereby -notified to be present at said time and place of mak- ing said assessment, and will be beard. All assessment notices heretofore given have been annulled. WILLIAM BARRETT, President. Official: R.L. Gorman, Clerk Board of Public Works. 190-92 \u25a0 * - HORSE POWERS ! DERRICKS AND CONTRACTORS' OUTFITS American Mf 'g Co., Comer Robert ud Eighth Street-, SS. Paul M lls_l__^##n .... w^M^r^ * \u25a0 \u25a0' Kg. t_> / '/7/^ L -'' \u25a0\u25a0 "%\u25a0 fp^ mgMO% IIP Ay T___V_J!

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Page 1: SUNDAY MOB-TO^, JULY · TH__^T:PAtO_ DAILYGLOBE, SUNDAY MOB-TO^, JULY 11, ISBB^_3l___H_l___^^ 11 MMEETOMATABLETS A Week of Intermittent Excitement and-Calm, Sandwiched With Plenty

TH__^T:PAtO_ DAILYGLOBE, SUNDAY MOB-TO^, JULY 11, ISBB^_3l___H_l___^^ 11

MMEETOMA TABLETSA Week of Intermittent Excitement and

-Calm, Sandwiched With Plentyof Pun.

Ercy Writes Another Letter and DescribesHer Adventure With Angry Bo-

vine and Wire Pence.

The Grocers Will Picnic at LakePark on Thursday, and an Im-

mense Throng Expected.

The Minor Events That Agitate theSummer Colony and the

"World at Large.

Comment.The week at Minnetonka has been

fraught with much pleasure. Followinghard upon the excitement of the celebra-tion of the Fourth, which, by the way, wascelebrated on Monday with an elaboratedisplay of fireworks and firewater, came aday of intense calm, which spread evenunto the waters. On Wednesday eveningthe opening ball at the St. Louis was given,which was largely attended from the TwinCities and the lake hotels and cottages. Itwas a grand success, the weather god onthis particular occasion being especiallybenignant. At the Lafayette the Colum-bus, 0., Board ofTrade excursion, with itsmillionaires and pretty ladies, arrived onFriday and is now "doing the dolce farniente act. Saturday evening saw theusual hops at the hotels and the genial ra-

?reconleur is good? telling of fish-ing exploits on the piazzas of the differenthotels. Next week there will be a largenumber of excursions, the colored bandand the grocers, at Lake Park being themost important.

ABABE CONCERT.Amusical event of more than ordinary

merit has been prepared for Tuesday nightat the Hotel Lafayette. Itwillbe a selectsoiree musicale, in which the principal fig-ure willbe Mr. S. G. Pratt, whose reputa-tion as a composer and pianist iswide spread. A popular program

;has been prepared in which Mr. Pratt willbe assisted by Prof. Frank Danz, the well:known violinist of Minneapolis, and Miss;Blanche E. Smith, whose fine ability as anoperatic soprano lias often been tested bythe public of the twin cities. The programincludes six numbers.

EKNV nAS ANOTHER ADVENTURE.

MyOwn Darling Mary: You're a nice cor-respondent, oi_t you? To wait until you

\u25a0hear from me, collaterally, and then to chaffme about wood-sticks! Why, bless you, mydear, mi*wounds are all healed and Iwalk?Idid walk O. K. until yesterday. Ah. lamalmost ready to weep from vexation. Ido'

:have such awful luck. Now, lor heaven'sIsake, my dear Mary, don't- recount my ad-

? venture before M . You know he thinks;1am such au S. S. girl, andIhavo rather setImycap for Dim. Mary,Iwant tostate right'out ivschool, ifthis thing keeps up, I'llposeas a tattooed woman. To think, after ball,and lawn tennis, Ishould como to grief;through ?bull. Not a papal propaganda,:but a horrid animal loose ina field. Do youwant to hear my latest? Well, the girls here'are so awfullybackward about bathing- andwhen you propose a place they roll up theireyes, giggleand say let us wait until dark.The idea! Itis veryseldom you hear ofbath-ingparties at the hotels, and then if you do,itis not co-natatorial willthat do? Imean,the sexes seldom meet in tho playful surf.

There is no surf here. Well, say gravel. Ihave been dyinglor a good swim, and notcareing to go alone, Iwent down to Wayzatta,whereIhave some friends. 1 had made atBedfern's such a pretty bathing dress thisspring, a perfect symphony iv white andblue. Will.Igot myself into my rigs, andJennie S. and Emma D., my two -friends,showed up in equally pretty garments. Wefound such a nice retreat, all secluded, withgreen pasture lauds sloping to our rearand a stretch of sandy beach inrunt and groves to our right and

li-it?a regular Diana's bower. We euteredthe water, aud Iastonished the girls by myexploits. We swam and rested on the sands,as the sky was blue overhead, and a peacefulbovine was ruminating in the extreme upperend of the pasture land. Idon't know whatinduced me, but just across the barbed-wirefence which separated us from the pasturewere some daisies. Ijust climbed over andcommenced to gather them. Suddenly Iheard the girls scream: "Ernyloh, look!that cowls coming after you!" Iheard asnort and saw tho bull standing down underlull sail, his tail standing out like an out-rigger of a eatboat, and when a bull assumesthis position one should "git." Well,Ididgit. and the way 1climbed over the fence wasa caution. 1 tried to climb over the barbedwire and lost my presence of mind, andfound Iwas trying to do the tight-ropoact, but it was a failure, as mysandals wouid slip off the wire. Iturned twoor three somersaults, ran behind a tree, andsaw the animal going on a tack up the hill.The other (fillshad saved themselves by keep-ing themselves in tho water. Iwant to saythat it is a mistake about red exciting the an-gerofthe bovine. Blue is good enough lorhim. You ought to have seen me. Ilookedas ifIhad beeu out in the wind and the windhad circulated in my garments. Iknow I'dhave done tor Pierre in the the "Two Or-

in-.' Such is life. lam laid up. but stillhopeful. Write me. Yours, Ernestine.

GOSSIP.

There wore registered at the Lake Parkyesterday: L. C. West, Chicago, 111.: HissCloud, Chicago; Hon. Edwin Wright andwife, Boston; Merle St. Clare Wright.Boston;Mrs. J. S. Williams aud maid, S. T. Bird andwile. 80-ton; L. Waldo Smith and wife,NewYork; Charles fl. Mann aud wife, Boston;Hon. John Filt Osgood, Hon. J. B. F.Osgood,Salem. Mass.; Prof, D. F. Eaton and wife,Brooklyn,N. V.; Berrard Jeanny, Britor;John Steele, Stoneham, Mass.; H. S. Howe,Warren: Luther 1.. Iloldeu, Boston; H. D.Kilgore, Pittsburg; James Dacey, Minneap-olis: C. 11. Khodes and wife, Konsas City;James Park, Waverly, Dak.; B. w.Colvillo,Omaha; M.-Mm, New York; A.H.Lindscy,Milwaukee; Mr. Bom-beck, Peoria; MissStrouse, Philadelphia: Laura Coon, Philadel-phia. E. W. hatch and party chartered theMinnehaha yesterday ona trip around thelake.C Among the season visitors at Lake Minne-touku from St. Louis we notice the name of'Mrs. J. W. Sheppard and family, who havetaken apartments at Conor's "Long View"bouse, Excelsior. Mrs. Sheppard has been aguest at the lake for several seasons, and willbe remembered by many visitors from theSouth as an attraction not only in social cir-cles, but as the moving spirit and leader inthe musical entertainments given under hermanagement.

Arrivals at St. Louis hotel to-day: Mrs.David Barret, Master De Witt Barret, wifeami son of one of the leading attorneys ofBrooklyn, N. V.; A.li.Lee and famiiy. It. W.Wood aud family, Benjamin McClear, KansasCity,Mo.:Frank Pranke and family, JohnBohn, B.J. Voorhis, St. Louis, Mo.; A. S.

(Dam and family, Mempnis, Xenn.;J. D. Man-court. Washington, D. C.

The foreign arrivals at the Lafayette yes-terday were: Miss Julia Ives, New York; F.F. Woodward, New York; George P. Smith,Philadelphia; John T. Davis and wife, St.Louis: John J. Peak, Kansas City: W. B.Van Zaadt. New York; John B. Jackson,Pittsburg, Pa.; A. H.Cole, St. Paul; H. S.Cole and W. Martin,U. S. A., W.P. Nixonand wife, Mr.M.E.Douglass and wife.

The followingguests are being entertainedby Mr.A. A. Keith athis cottage on the upperlake: Mrs. H. M. Lewis, Minneapolis; MissMabel Andrews, Mrs. George B. Elder, MissEva May. Moorhead; Mrs. J. H.Hue and Mrs.G. A. Gillette, Lamenakia, and Mr. JohnKeith of the Chicago, Burlington &Northernrailroad.

The excursions booked for, the comingweek are the First Baptist church at LakeTark Monday: the George N. Morgan postpicnic the Uth; the First Presbyterian Sun-

day school of St. Paul the 16th; the grocersthe loth. PBB__-f_-HP_B

Aninformal dance was given last night atthe Lake Park hotel. Music was furnishedby Hinchcliffe's orchestra, and a select orderof dances played. The ball broke up aboutmidnight. There were present about 300people.

The Minneapolis Central colored cornetband willgive a picnic at Lake Park on Mon-day July 12. Aprogram of amusements hasbeen arranged. Consisting of racing, danc-ing,and club-running.

The genial Missourian, Ed Stark of Louisi-ana. Mo., is swinging around tke circle at thedifferent hotels. For the present he isbookedat the Hotel Harrow, trying to ferret out amystery. y\??<>* ;;

Children's day at the Lafayette yesterdaywas a pleasant affair. The program wasunder the charge ofMonsieur Evans and wasof course carried out successfully.

DJohu C. Chandler, Mas. Maggie B. Chand-ler, Susie E. Chandler, Mrs..Riley Rarford ofLiberty, Mo.,arrived at the American house,Excelsior, for the summer.

At the residence of Mr.J. W. Pomery areMiss Wilson, Mr. E. Clark, St. Cloud; MissMary Sperry, Syracuse, N.V.;and Louis andFred Chute, Minneapolis.

Thebootblacks of St. Paul and Minneapoliswere given a picnic last Tuesday at Wa3 zata.There were about 400 of them and Mrs. S. L.Parr had them in charge.

The usual Saturday evening hop was givenat the Lafayette last night. About 200 guestswere present and a pleasant time was en-joyed by the dancers.

Mrs. D. C. Carson of St. Louis, will arriveto-morrow at Mr. S. A.Overmeier's cottage,where she willbe a guest for the summer.

Mrs. Ed Merrill is entertaining Mr.NelsonMerrillof New York,and Miss Hubbard ofLaCrosse at her cottase on the upper lake.

Mrs. Sam Steuffer and daughters, Miss Sadieand Rose, and son Willie are at the Whitehouse and willremain until October.

Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Bunn and children andMr. John W. Trotter are at the Excelsiorhouse for the season.

Gen. Rosser and family are stopping at theLake Park fora time. They willnot occupytheir cottage.

Andrew Wiegland and J. J. Johnson, ofChicago, are summering at the Mound City,upper lake.

Mr.and Mrs. G.H. Sheffor and two childrenof Ottumwa, la., are at the White house forthe season. B-3B

Mrs. L.F. Cameron and son Master DwightCameron of Chicago, are at the Stetson house,Excelsior.

James Mitchell and A.C. Gilbert of KansasCity are spending a short vacation at theLafayette. gfcJSI

R. J. Chase and O. J. Taylor of Sioux City,la., havo arrived at the Lafayette for theseason._M. A. Rosenblatt of Chicago, and J. C.Spriggs of St. Leuis are at the Chapmanhouse.

Aparty ofRaymond tourists did tho lakeyesterday on tho Bule, lunchipg at LakePark. ?

Miss Daisy Dulterden, Blanche Perry andBelle Pillsbury were at Bartlett Place lastweek.

J. H. Sohultz and family and Mrs. E. G.Bradley are recent arrivals at the Lake Park.

Mrs. Dr. Wenthall and child of St. Louishave arrived at the Lake Park for the season.

Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Ackerson of CrystalCity, Mo., are guests at the Hotel St. Louis.

Miss Jessie Caldwell of Rivers, Mich., hasbeen spending a week at the Hotel Harrrow.Eplarquard Forster, son and daughter of St.Louis are at the White house. Excelsior.

Hon. J. G. Wait and wifeof Sturgis, Mich.,are summering at the Excelsior house.

Judge Cool, of Austin, Tex., has arrived atthe Mound City house for the summer.

Mrs. Rose Robert of St. Louis has arrivedat tho Excelsior house for the summer. .

F.D.Caldwell and wife of Evansville,Tnd.,are summering at the HotelLafayette.

D. C. Elliottof Logansport, Ind., has ar-rived at tbe Lake Park for the summer.

Miss Gilbert and Mrs. Henshaw of Chicagovisited Mrs.L.Christian last week.

J. C. Howarth of San Augustine, Fla., issummering at the American house.

William Perm Nixon, Esq., of the ChicagoInter-Ocean is at the Lafayette.

Judge T. G. Fogg- and family of St. Louis,are at Shady Isle for the summer.

Miss LillioMcCulloughof St. Louis is at theBartlett Place hotel, upper lake.

Mrs. J. C. Thompson, of Sedalia, Mo., willepend a month at the Lafayette. //\u25a0

Miss Sue Sidle arrived at tho Sidlo cottageyesterday to speed the summer.

Ed Owens aud Wis party of engineers areat Pomroy cottage, upper lake.

H.P. Robinson was a guest Friday of W.E. Haskell at Bree ?y Point. ..-\u25a0;. > V;

Dr. and Mrs. Wharton of St. Paul, are sum-mering at the Lafayette.

The blindfold race at Stetson's last night at-tracted a largo crowd.

C. S. Higgins of Omaha is the boss flshestso far this season.

Mrs. S. M.Finch and son are at the LakePark hotel. ?

Miss Littlo,of St. Paul, was at the Lafayettelast week.

Sidwell's band gave a concert yesterday atExcelsior.

Ed Stevens and wife did the lake yester-day.

J. C. Josylain was at Shady Isle yesterday.

Halm for Benedicts.Divorce is a cure for one kind of room-

mateisni. ?Washington Critic."Six Men BlownUp" is a heading inan

exchange. The six men had probably beenout allnight bearding the goat at the lodge.?Burlington Free Press.

When a hen-pecked husband gazes at ashad he blushes with shame. He knowsthat harmless fish possesses abackbone thathe might well Philadelphia Chroni-cle-Telegraph.

There isbut one Chinaman left at Snoho-mish, Wyo., and he ismarried to an Indiansquaw. Well, his punishment has been se-vere enough; let him stay. ?RochesterPost-Express.

A Steubenville woman who left homedressed ina suit of her husband's clothes isadjudged insane. We publish this merelyas a hint to husbands whose wives want to"wear the trousers." Pittsburg Leader.

"Yes, my son, the husband is conven-tionally the head of the family, but itmaybe worth remarking that some families areconstructed on the pyramidal fashion ?themost insignificant part at the top."?Transcript.

A match has been invented whichcan beused over and over again. Iishould becalled "the divorce match," and ought tofind a big sale in Chicago, where matrimo-nial matches are broken off so easily.?Dansville Breeze. '?";''?

A man livingat Los Angeles, Cal.. has anaffection of the eyes by which he is madeto see an object multiplied nineteen times.He finds it very amusing, except when hiswife appears upon the scene. ?BurlingtonFree Press.

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lords Who Dabble inStocks.New YorkWorld.

The Earl ofShrewsbury and Talbot, whoscandalized the British aristocracy sometime ago by engaging in trade, having put?90,000 into the cab business in London,lias now added to his commercial under-takings by retailing coal. The nobility ingeneral are at last beginning tomake them-selves useful. Anumber of younger sonsof noblemen follow agricultural pursuitsand have opened milk and butler shops inLondon. Lords and dukes now dabbleopenly in the stock exchange. A duchessresigned her place as lady-in-waiting to thequeen some time ago to open a millineryshop, because there was more money in it,and the Earl of Keumare. chamberlain toherfjiuajesty the queen, whose Irish tenantscannot or willnot pay him any rent on hisdeeply encumbered estates, is about to es-tablish a number of gin shops inLondon.

WHAT DOES ITMATTER?

Wealth and glory, and place and power,What are they worth to me and you?

For the lease of life runs out inan hour.And death stauds ready to claim his due;

Sounding honors or heaps ofgold, \u25a0

What are they when all is told?Apain or a pleasure, a smile or a tear

What does it matter which we claim?For we step from tho cradle into the bier,

And a careless worldgoes on the same.Hours ofgladness or hours of sorrow,What does itmatter to us to-morrow?

Truth oflove, or vow offriend-Tender caresses or cruel sneers ?

What do they matter to us in the end?For the brief day dies, and the long night

.nears.Passionate kisses, or tears ofgall, '?*;".?The grave willopen and cover them all.

Homeless vagrant, or honored guest,.Poor and humble, orrich and great,

Allare racked withthe world's unrest,-Allmust meet with the common fate.Life from childhood tillwe are old, \u25a0

What is all when all is told??'..'\u25a0_? ?Ella Wh_____-Wi_co_:.

grandfather wasenabled, afterseveral years ofperpetual motionto purchase thefarm. Life wenteasier with himafter that and heused to find timeto sleep duringprayer meeting.Iremember onenight he tookmeto a covenantmeeting where <

the right wasgranted to every-

HOMESPUN LETTEES.My Grandsire is Defeated Aftera Hard-

Fought Wrestling Match With-"

Father Time.

Some Facts Regarding His Early LifeWhen He Preached for Pumpkins

and Oordwood.

Grandmother, Youngand Ambitious,Develops a Remarkable Taste for

Hoeing Corn and Potatoes.

How the "Wasps Built a Large DrabNest Inthe BulgeofHis

Pants.

Porcupine Hill,,July 9, 1886.Agon-ized Kepublic?Grandfather died to-day at12 o'clock Fahrenheit according to MarquisofQueensberry rules. His demise has longbeen expected by those who were best ac-quainted withhis private business affairs,and when this noon he turned his face tothe wall and boycotted the atmosphere byrefusing to breathe, nobody was surprised.Grandfather had played the comedy of lifewithgreat success for ninety-eight consecu-tive years, and he went down to death withhis head covered withglory and alarge baldspot. It was a severe struggle betweengrandfather and Father Time. A sort ofGrseco-Koman wrestling match, in whichgrandfather had managed to keep ontop bya judicious application of half Nelsons andbody locks until his opponent at last caughthim when he wasn't looking and floppedhim over; grandfather bridged but the hair-soring in his backbone was out of fix.Time crowded the old man down tillhisshoulders touched the grave. The ghostwalked. There's always something aboutan aged aud tottering grandsire that fills hisnearest relatives withawe and admiration.This fact is never more apparent than whenthe grandsire is worth about a million dol-lars. The amount of awe and admirationand soft talk that a million dollars willwork up in a family is simply astounding.Our grandfather died poor, and he didn'tweigh over ninety-eight pounds, bat he felthis oats up to the last minute. He an-nounced in a low tone of voice just priorto boarding the train for eternity, that hetook withhimnothing but a clear conscienceand a spotless character, but ho was abloated bondholder compared with somepeople he knew who had gone over on anearlier train.

GRANDFATHER "WAS A PRACIIEK.Hisname was Thomas and Iwas named

after him, not thatthere was anythingparticularly strik-ing about the name,but more especiallybecause he happen-ed to be born be-foreIwas. He wasone of those pre-historic relics ofthe ministry witha heart the size ofa Hubbard squash,and a conscienceas tender as thesigh of an angel.He was born inOld England,brought across theocean and trans-planted on the soilof Connecticut,lons' before he hadlearned tochew to-bacco or play pro-gressive euchre.From a round-faced, stout-limbed

boy he grew into long, slim manhood,reach-ingup toward heaven to a height of six feetand four inches. At the age of 21 a hack-ing cough broke out on him, and his pa-rents at once discovered splendid materialin him for a preacher and indue season hewas launched into the ministry, ac-companied by a high collar, a suitof black broadcloth, a pair of calf bootsand a faculty for putting large congrega-tions to sleep. He received a call to tillthe pulpit of the Patchaug church for twocords of hard wood, three donation partiesand $?>0 a year. Ho preached a year forthis consideration, when the church, recog-nizing his extraordinary ability, raised hissalary a cord of wood and one party. Heworked on the farm six days in the weekfor his board and clothes, and used to writehis sermons nights, after he had milked thecows. By selling the wood and squashesand collecting the ?30 at the end of theyear, he managed to preach pretty gooddoctrine and save money. He finally gotmarried and hired a farm. Grandmotherdeveloped quite a taste for

HOEING POTATOES

and husking corn and between their efforts

body to pray as long as tneir appetite heldout, and at last old Deacon Calkins kneltdown. The deacon was one of these earn-est, impetuous prayer makers who neverknew when to break away and that nighthe was evidently anxious to heat his ownrecord for he knelt down aud prayedfor fifteen minutes and showedno signs that he was gettiuggroggy. Grandfather listened patientlyduring all this while, and finally he beganto nod and at last his chin fell upon hisbreast aud he slept. On went the deaconwith his prayer and on slept mygrandfather.Atlast raising his voice to a high pitch thedeacon cried, "Thou shalt not muzzle theoxWhen he treadeth out the corn." Thewords broke into my grandfather's dreamand he said in a clear voice, "Muzzle him,waal, Ishould say not. Ef enny ox treadson my corns I'llpound ins rump with ermilkin' stool." This somewhat disturbedthe equilibrium of the prayer meeting andthe deacon brought his appeal to a close,but

GRANDFATHER SLEPT ON

and it took four healthy members of theWomen's Sewing circle to wake him up.This little break nearly cost him his job,but they finallykept him with the under-standing that he needn't expect but onedonation party a year. Grandfather keptright on preaching in that place until a cir-cumstance over which he had no controlcompelled him to tender his resignationwhich was promptly accepted. By thistime he had arrived at that point where hehad twopair of trousers. A heavy pair forwinter and lighter ones for summer. Whenthe winter mouths opened and he put onhis heavy trousers, he always hung his light-weights on a nail in the attic, where mothswould not corrupt nor thieves break in andpurloin. One Sunday morning iv the springof which 1 write, he told grandmotherthat itwas pretty warm aud he thoughthe would preach in his summertrowsers that day. Grandmother said itwould be a good idea and grandfather putthem on and went to his pulpit. Itwas abeautiful day, and the littlechurch was fullof country who had come miles todrink in the words of wisdom ythat had ahabit of dropping fiom grandfather's lips.Inthe great, tall pulpit that looked almost

like some image for heathen worship, he satcalmly, witha solemn face and prayerfulmien.

The congregation had sung "Nearer MyGod to Thee," and grandfather stood up, andfolding his hands and closing his eyes, helaunched out into a sea of prayer. Everyhead was bowed in reverence to the godlyman, who spoke with a fervor that voicedthe sentiments of a trusting heart. Sud-denly itwas noticed that there was a strangetremor inhis voice, and those who were ledto peep through their fingers atthe preacher observed that his lipstwitched nervously, his fingers workedspasmodically and a frown wrinkled hisbrow. His speech became more brokenand his body swayed from side to side.His hands unclasped aud clutched theedges of the desk. In this manner heprayed on for fiveminutes, suddenly a yellrang through the church that brought ev-erybody to their feet only to see grand-father

COMET- DOWN FROM THE PULPITfivesteps at a jump, with each hand clutch-ing the rear of his trousers aud whoopingat the top of his voice. Out through thedoor he shot, and down the road like madhe flew, with half the congregation, whothought he had gone crazy, after him.lie rushed home and fell onthe kitchen floor in a fit offainting, and Deacon Caulkius was the firstone to reach the house, and finding grand-father on the floor in a stupor, he placedhimou a bed and began to remove hisclothes. When he took off grandfather'ssummer trowsers he discovered a littledrab wasp nest, and the bulge of thebreeches was fullof lively wasps that hadbuilt their winter home there while thetrowsers hung on the nail in the attic.They had made their presence knownto grandfather while he was praying, andhe had done his best to conceal his emotionfrom the congregation, but was at lastobliged to give expression to his pent-upfeelings. Deacon Caulkius tried toexplain the situation to the peoplebut they wouldn't believe it,and insisted that they wouldn't listen tothe preaching of a mau who was possessedwith the devil, as he undoubtedly was, sograndfather was obliged to quit preachingand turu his undivided attention to farm-ing, and this he did with profitable success,raising large crops of corn and severalchildren, Grandfather willbe buried uextMonday in the little private graveyard atthe base of Porcupine hill, where grand-mother has slept for the past ten years. Ina quiet little nook beneath the friendlyshadows of a stalwart oak he willbe laidby grandmother's side, away from theworld and its harrowing cares, where theangels may come and commune with theirspirits; where the stars light up the high-ways, and heaven and nature is buried inpeaceful and dreamless slumber. Yourswitha four flush. Tom Holmes.

Kitchen Fairies.The lady who advertises for a "a nurse

girl to mind children" usually gets whatshe advertises for. The nurse girls thatchildren will mind ;are as scarce as a fairoyster at a church stew.? Texas Sittings.

"How much of your time do you expect,Bridget?"

"Oh, faith, oi wont be wanting much;oi'llonly be asking yez for three-thirds ofme toime, and 'dade that's not as much asoi was getting at me last place." HarvardLampoon.

"So you are the new girl,"said the freshboarder to the new waiter; "and by whatname are we to call you?"

"Pearl," said the maid."Are you the pearl of great price?" he

asked."No, I'm the pearl that was cast before

swine."?Boston Commercial.A woman in Lewiston discharged her

servant because she strained jelly through afifteen-dollar lace veil. Is it any wonderthat some women are always complainingthat they cannot keep a servant? Wedon't suppose the fifteen-dollar lace veilhurt the jelly a particle, either. Drake'sMagazine.

She was a girlof hire,And itwas her heart's desire,Toexpedite her tiroWith kerosene so dire.Like most who so aspire,She now has gone up higher,Where she plays upon a lyreInthe domestic choir.

Boston Budget., -?

A Toddler Tells .he Truth.Boston Courier.

Small Boy (to sister's suitor)?Do youalways carry an umbrella, Mr.Fresh?

Mr. Fresh? Certainly not.Small Boy Then you must get awfully

wet sometimes.Mr. Fresh? Why so?Small Boy? 'Cause Sis says she doesn't

think you have sense enough to go in whenitrains. _

A Sister to Johnny-Cake.

Detroit Free Press.There is in Detroit a little fellow who

willbe four years next month. At break-fast there was brought on to the table avariety ofcakes the like of which he hadnever seen before.

"What is that?" he asked, examining one."That," said his mother, "is a Sally

Lunn.""Oh," answered the young man, "is

Sally Lunn a sister to Johnny-cake?". _Too IVlllcilofa Sivcn,

Jones? did you like your yachtingtrip?

Brown?lwas quite disgusted withit.?You surprise me, Ithought it

was quite a toney affair.Brown? much so. There was such

a heavy swell on, we all got sick.?LowellCitizen.

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His Pa Didn't LikeAddition.Tid Bits.

Visitor Harold, you are in additionnow, are you?

?Yes'm.Visitor How do you like it?Harold? first rate. Pa doesn't

though.Visitor?He doesn't?Harold No; he says many a man's life

has been ruined by the addition of only one

REST.

Best to thypillow,rest!Iwatch beside thee;

No care shall wringthy breast,Noillbetide thee.

Love guards thy pillow,Love, the unrepining.

Heaven's moon is bright above.Heaven's stars are shining.

Peace, peace! for_et, forgiveAad be forgiven,

That all who love and liveMay wake in heaven.

. Dream of the dear ones, dream,The past retracing:

The native valley's stream,Thylove's embracing.

No sound shall mar thysleep,No fear perplex thee; ;

Angels their vigils keep,ThyGod protects thee.

Peace, peace! forget, forgiveAndbe forgiven. *. .:

That all who love and liveMay wake in heaven.

:?Boston Transcript-

fair fame of the board of education, andhere, after my kindly work, B. F. Nelsonmounted my attenuated form and demandeda retraction or blood. This was positiveingratitude. 1 had not said a word aboutMr. Nelson, personally, and did not knowhe needed a personal defense, but if hodoes, some one else must make it. Evenmy loyalty toMinneapolis willcarry me nofurther. Iheard in the mouth of commonstreet rumor the most damaging reflectionon the integrity of certain members of theboard, and in my indignation Iasked theboard to rise in its corporate majesty andhurl the lie back in the teeth of the tra-ducer.

Butdid the board rise?Not a bit of it.Itshut itself up inits private office,drove

out the reporters and auditors and transactedits public business in the dark, as far as thepublic is concerned, Yet this is the boardIwas defending. All honor to A. T.Ankenny for the stand he made against thisstar chamber business. He only went intothe board this spring, has nothing to con-ceal and does not wish for concealment ofany kind. Do the other members? Messrs.Austin. Hale, Miller, Nelson and Oftedaivoted for the secret session and itis a fairquestion to ask them ifthere is anythingthey are ashamed of or wish to concealfrom the public. They are the servants,the public the master and the master hasthe right at all times to know what theservant is doing. Iwas surprised at Mr.Nelson's vote. He is a Democrat and iswidely known as au honest, honorablegentleman. What sympathy can he havewith this suspicious, dark-closet style oftransacting the public business?

The board buys a great deal of lumberfrom Mr. Nelsou.

Likewise considerable hardware fromMr.Miller.If other members had commodities for

sale, the board would probably buy fromthem also. And this is radically wrong.

There is a law, ifnot in the charter orthe statutes, at least an unwritten law,which prohibits any member ofsuch an or-ganization from being interested in an* ofits contracts. This law should be held asInviolable as the law of the Medes aud Per-sians. Itthe board buys stone from Mr.X,itenters into a contract with him to payso much money for certain stone, and ifheis a member of the board he is violating thelaw. Then suppose the board were debat-ing the question of building a new schooland itwas a question whether the buildingis really needed. Might not the fact that,if the school is built Mr. Xwould furnishthe stone influence him into believing theschool was necessary? This explains whythe school board should never buy materialfrom any of its members. Of course Mr.Nelson is too honorable to be so influencedand of course Mr.Nelson is too honorable tobe so influenced, but the principle should bemaintained.

But this board matter is rapidly becominga chestnut. The people won't rise in theirwrath and the board won't rise in itsmajesty aud willprobably go on doing justas it pleases, quoting the famous expletive:"The public be damned."Iwas struck by a remark made the other

day to the effect that very littleor compara-tively little of the great wealth piled up inMinneapolis was made in legitimate busi-ness, without speculation. It is certainlytrue. There are no merchant princes here,but the reason is that no merchant has beeninbusiness long enough to have amassed afortune at it. There are mercantile oppor-tunities now, which, when carried along,willyield fortunes, but itis quite safe tosay that not one of the colossal fortunes ofMinneapolis was made by strict and sole at-tention to any mercantile and professionalcalling. Speculation made the money.Fortunate deals in Minnesota lands andtimber aud inMinneapolis real estate wereat the bottom of all those heavy bank ac-counts. Those who steadily pursued a pro-fession may scarcely be called in comforta-ble circumstances.

Take a few examples.Judge William Lochren has followedthe

law forlong years and has reached the headofhis profession. His ability is generallyrecognized, and his success as a practi-tioner has been pronounced, yet he is aman of only moderate means. D. A. Se-combe is another prominent lawyer, with along, good practice, but ithas netted himonly a good living. Seagrave Smith is an-other one, and It.C. Benton, A.H. Young,and Col. Fred Hooker all go to bear thisout, and J. P. Boa, George C. Bipley audothers might be added. On the other handthose attorneys set down as wealthy, madegreat money through speculation. The lateW. W. McNair reared an immense for-tune on fortunate deals on pine lands andhis brother-in-law, Eugene M. Wilson, whowas associated with him, also reaped a richharvest, to which his lucrative practice isadding. Mart B. Koon invested his her-itage very advantageously, and made hisone talent yield five other talents, whilethat horny-handed son of the soil, J. B.Giltillan, speculated very profitably in Eastside dirt, using his practice as a sort of sidebet.

Perhaps the manufacturers are excep-tions, but some of even them owe theirwealth to furtunate speculation.

The Pillsbury's, while they ground for-tunes out of wheat, were equally fortunatein their land deals and have millions safelylaid away in the Gullrivercountry. DorilusMorrison made money out of everything,but as much out of land as he did out ofsawing lumber, grinding grain and buildingharvesters. O. A.Pray was rich outsideof his family and J. B. Bassett beyond hissaw and flour mills. Buteven in the casesof those who grew rich solely in manufac-tures they are the exceptions.

There was T. B. Walker, whoused to bea shoemaker and is now the leading mill-ionaire ofMinneapolis, if not of the state.Loren Fletcher and C. M. Lormg used torun a general store in the days ofMinneap-olis' infancy, but they speculated well.Buiithrough the long list of men of wealthand nine out of ten laid the foundations oftheir fortunes on land speculation. Theremark Iheard was undoubtedly true.

A writer in the Cincinnati Enquirer oncesaid: "Three years ago the chances formoney-making in legitimate business inMinneapolis were nogreater than inCincin-nati. He ended there and thenatural conclusion is that the situationwithinthree years has changed and thechances ate now better inMinneapolis thaninCincinnati. Certainly this is the opinionof the hundreds of investors who are con-stantly coming to and locating inMinneap-olis. Helot.

Dangerous Snag.Springfield Union.

Strikers and boycotters here and thereare finding out that the United States con-stitution provides that people who liveinthis country shall mind '\u25a0 their own businessand not interfere with that of their neigh-bors. Under the revised statutes of theUnited States a person convicted of con-spiracy to deprive any citizen of the freeexercise of any of the privileges secured tohim by the constitution is liable to a fine of$5,000, and imprisonment fornot more thanten years. y^^g^gS^j

- The grocers willhave a gala day, -July'_15,~1886...

1 IJlUWiail.i_l_.i__ __aiilc fee itself, "diij."We have studied this specialty for years and now our lesson iaperfectlylearned and we willsell you cheaper and better Teas andCoffees than you get anywhere. To Hotels and large Boarding

discount. Andremember,** U Telephone 229-2,

RAY'STea Store willsee you are supplied with the finest Teasand Coffees that soilcan produce and at figures way below com-peting prices."~

FORMAN, FORD & CO.,~"

STAINED GLASS forRESIDENCES.414 and 416 Third Avenue North, Minneapolis, Minn.t_?~ Correspondence solicited withDecorators and Contractors.

MINNEAPOLIS PROVISION COMPANY 1Beef and Pork Packers, and General Provision Dealers,

WHOLESALE ANDRETAIL.Market Men, Wholesale and Retail Grocer*, Hotel, Family and Lumber Camp Supplier24and 26 South First Street.

-MINNEAPOLIS. MINN,

CHARLES P. STEVENS &SON

Parlor and Chamber Suits,Office Desks, Children's Carriages and General Fnrnitnre,

14 and 16 SOUTH FIFTH STREET,(Near the West Hotel)

MINNEAPOLIS.LARGEST STOCK. BEST GOODS. LOWEST PRICES

J?f&f^_ IT STANDS AT THE HEAD.

JHgTHE IMPMEDIaLIGRAPH.>^l^^l^P^^if^^.?he Best Wt!tia g Machine on the market. Call and e_amia

j^Ty^y-yy]:'..-- ?p?aF or ScUd lor circular with samples of work.

S. H. VOWELL & CO.,may!B-6m 420 Nicollet Aye.,Minneapolis, Minn.

JOHN ORTH"

Established 1850. Minneapolis, Minn.TO THE PUBLIC?Try our New Brand Extra Pale Lager

Beer, the Very Best Made.

HELOT GROWS ANGRY.Ingratitude Makes Him Weary of

Posing as a PublicApologist.

Members of the Board of EducationTurn Like Adders and

Sting Him.

Spuculation and Not Legitimate

Business the foundation ofMinneapolis Fortunes.

The Professions and Mercantile Bus-iness. Followed Strictly, Not

Very Lucrative.

:AM out of the defense busi-ness.

There is a current proverbto the effect that ifyou save aman's life he will make youregret it, and this must alsoapply to a man's reputation.Last Sunday Idevoted my timeand squandered good space inthe Globe in defending the

ST. PAUL I

JOBBERS' DIRECTOR--? i i .i ?.

PXHNIS RTAir, henry _. squires.BOBT. A.BKTHUHB, JNO. W. BELL.

RYAN DRUG CO.,Importing and Jobbing Druggists

AHD

DRUGGISTS' SUNDRYMEN,?85, 827, 229 East Third street,

-St. PAUX. |

FAIRBANKS, MORSE _ CO.,BTI and BTB Sibley Street.

FAIRBANKS SCALESAND

ECLIPSE WINDMILLS.NOYES BROS. & CUTLER,

IMPORTERS AHD

Wholesale Druggists,88 aad 70 Sibley street, corner Fifth,

(ST. PAUL.- ... MINI-

GENUINE

Franklin CoalUntil now Sold exclusively In the East.

?THE BEST?

ANTHRACITE COALmined. For sale for the first time by

GRIGGS & FOSTER,41 East Third St.. Cor. Cedar

Assessment for Slopes on SherburneAvenue.

Office of the Board of Public Works, )CityofSt. Paul. Minn., July 8, 1886. J

The Board ofPublic Works in and for thecorporation of the City of. St, Paul, Minne-sota, willmeet at their office insaid city at

-p.m. on the 26th day of July, A.D.,1886, tomake an assessment of benefits, damages,costs and expenses arising from condemningand taking- an easement on the land adjoiningand on the line of Sherburne Avenue, fromRice street to Grant street, for making: andmaintaining slopes one and one-half (1%) feeton said land for every foot cut or filled, neces-sary for the grading- of said Sherburne Aye- jnue, from Rice street to Grant street, in saidcity,on the property on the line ofsaidSherburne Avenue, from Rice street toGrant street, and deemed benefited or dam-aged thereby.

Allpersans interested are hereby notified jtobe present at said time and place of mak- 1ingsaid assessment and willbe heard.

WILLIAMBARRETT, President.Official:R.L.Gorman, Clerk Board of Public Works. I

191-93

CONTRACT WORK.

Sewer on Custer and Other Streets,

Officeofthe Board ofPublic Works, ?CityofSt. Paul, Minn., July 8,1886. J

Sealed bids willbe received by the Board ofPublic Works in and for the corporation of !the City ofSt. Paul, Minnesota, at their offico ;in said city,until 12 m. on the 19th day of jJuly, A.D. 1886, for the construction of a Isewer on Custer street, from the Mississippi iriverto Plato Avenue; thence on Plato Ay- |enue, from Custer street to Starkey. street: jthence on Starkey street, from Plato Avenueto Isabel street; thence on,Concord . street, Ifrom Isabel street to State :street; also on!Oneoa street, from Isabel street to Susan '.street; thence on Susan

'street, from Oueca i

street to Dakota Avenue; ? thence .on Da- /kota Avenue, _from Susan street to

Goffe street; !thence on Goffe street,from Dakota Avenue to George street,,ai

said city, together with the necessarycatchhasias and manholes, according to plansand specifications on file in the office of slidBoard.

Abond withat least. two(2) sureties masum of at least twenty (20):per cent, of thegross amount bid must accompany each bid.The said Board reserves the right to rejectany or all bids.-;

WILLIAMBARRETT, President.Official: ; .r'R.L. Goruan, Clerk BoardofPublic Woi&i.

?-.?.'\u25a0 190-21)0.

Assessment for the Oping, fiieninsand Extension of Upper Leyee.

Office of the Board of Public Works, 1City op St. Paul, Minn., July 7,1886. J

The Board of Public Works in and forthecorporation of the City of St. Paul. Minne-sota, willmeet at their offico insaid city at 2p. m. on the 26th day of July,A. D. 1886, tomake an assessment of benefits, damages,costs and expenses arising from the opening,widening and extension of a street along theMississippi river, from Chestnut street to apoint near where the creek, which is the out-let of Fountain cave, empties into said river,insaid city, on allthe property, or so muchthereof as may be deemed benefited or dam-aged thereby, lyingwithin the lines describedas follows, to-wit: Commencing at tho inter-section ofChestnut street with the Mississippiriver; thence along Chestnut street north-westerly to the right of way of the Chicago,Milwaukee &St. Paul Railroad company andthe right of way of the Chicago, St. Paul.Minneapolis & Omaha Railroad company:thence southerly along said right of way tothe Mississippi river; thence northeasterlyalong the bank of tbe Mississippi river to theplace of beginning; also, on lots 5 to 18, block29, Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's subdivision ofblocks 28 and 29, Stinson, Brown _ Ramsey'sAddition, inthe City of St. Paul, Minnesota.

The land necessary to be condemned andtaken forsaid opening, widening and exten-sion is described as follows, to-wit: Allthatland lyingwithin the lines of a street 200 feetwide, the northwesterly line of which streetshall be described as foliows, to-wit: Com-mencing at the southeast corner of lot12,block 47, Rice & Irvine'o Addition: thencesouthwesterly along the southeast line ofsaid addition to the quarter-quarter linewhich forms the southerly boundary of saidRice &Irvine's Addition; thence southwest-erly ina straight line to the northeast cornerof block 4, Kinney, Bond &Trader's Addi-tion; thence southwesterly ina straight lineto the southeast corner of block 7, Kinney,Bond &Trader's Addition; thence southwest-erly ina straight line to the southeast cornerof Partition plat, said point being distantsouth from the north line of section 12, town28, range 23, 1,455.12 feet, measured on thelinebetween Kinney, Bond <_ Trader's Addi-tion and Partition plat; thence south 50 de-grees, 9 minutes, 30 seconds west, along thesouth line of Partition plat 734 feet, saidpointbeing the dividing line between lots 14and 15 ofPartition plat; thence southwesterlyina straight line 866 feet to the southeastcorner of lot 40, block 28, Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's Addition; thence ina straight lineto the southwest corner of lot 58. block 28,Stinson, Brown & Ramsey's Subdivision ofStinson, Brown &Ramsey's Addition; thencesouthwesterly ina straight line to the south-west corner of lot 5, block 29, of Stinson,Brown & Ramsey's Subdivision of Stinson,Brown & Ramsey's Addition; thence south-westerly along the southeast side of block 29to the southwesterly corner of lot18, block29, Stinson, Brown &Ramsey's Subdivision ofStinson, Brown & Ramsey's Addition, all iathe Cityof St. Paul, Minnesota.

Allpersons interested aro hereby notifiedto be present at said time and place of mak-ingsaid assessment and willbe heard.

All assessment notices heretofore givenhave been annulled.

WILLIAMBARRETT, President.Official:

R.L.Go?MAx.Clerk Board of Public Works.190-92

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Assessment for Opening fells StreetOffice of the Board ofPublic Works, J

City ofSt. Paul, Minn.,July 7,1586. )

The Board of Public Works Inand for thecorporation of the City of St. Paul, Minne-sota, willmeet at their office insaid city>at 9p. m. on the 26th day of July, A. D. 1886, tomake an assessment of benefits, damages,costs and expenses arising from the openingof Wells street, fromForest street to Green-wood Avenue in said city, on tho property onthe line of said Wells street, from Forest

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street to Greenwood Ayonae, p.. 1on Green-wood Avenue, between Case street and theright of way of the St. Paul & Duluth Rail-road company, and deemed benefited or dam-aged thereby. -?__???6_3sj

Tho land necessary to be condemned andtaken for said opening is the N % ofthe following described land: Commenc-ingon W linoof E %of SW % of section 23,town 29, range 22, 950 ft S from NVVcotueithereof: thence E 160 ft to W line or.Green-wood Avenue; thence S IOO ft; thence W160ft; thence N100 ftto beginning, except For-est street, being in St. Paui, Minnesota,

Allpersons interested are hereby -notifiedto be present at said time and place of mak-ing said assessment, and willbe beard.

All assessment notices heretofore givenhave been annulled.

WILLIAMBARRETT, President.Official:

R.L.Gorman, Clerk Board ofPublic Works.190-92

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