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Substandard - The Blacks Organ - Round 11
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The Blacks’ Organ Vol 11, June 29, 2012
Greetings and welcome to Volume 11 of Substandard, the Blacks Organ, for season 2012. A whole
heap of quality material floating around the AUFC this week, with highlights including two AUFC past
players being selected in the EJ Whitten Legends Game, a great Cowboys from Hell match report for
the Pimps 250th and a big weekend at Uni Oval coming up. Thanks as always for your interest in the
AUFC, if you have any interesting stuff or Bob Neil photos to send through please email me at
[email protected] or call 0414 488 282.
GREYS LUNCH – FRIDAY 20TH AT THE CUMBY On Friday the 20th we will be having a Greys Lunch at the Cumby in the lead up to the big premiership
reunion day/night at Bob Neil 1 on Saturday the 21st. All past players, members, supporters and
hangers on are invited and there will be guest speaker(s) announced early next week. Cost will be $60
for members and $80 for others, which includes a 3 course meal and booze, so its super value. Put it in
the diary and start getting you tables together, we are limited to 100 people via 10 tables of 10. We
will send a specific emails round early next week asking for RSVPs etc.
Then, Saturday the 21st is a big reunion day at Bob Neil # 1 as the Contract Killers take on Max
Walkerville. We will be celebrating, amongst others, the 30 year premiership reunion of Rockys
Ratpack, 40 years for the 1972 A3 Reserves led by Prof Harcourt, 15 years for all five lower grade
teams of 1997, and 13 years for the 1999 Div 1 team. That 1999 A grade team will celebrate anything!
ROUND 10 REVIEW 4 out of 5 in a bye shortened weekend was a great result for the AUFC but it really should have put a
hole in Aussie Bob’s wallet the size of a keg because we were a C-Bomb win away from our first 100%
mark of the year. And they lost to the bottom team at home! Anyway, that makes no difference to the
rest of us because we get a keg courtesy of Cyril instead…and he’ll probably get excited and buy 50
vodkas after the keg so arguably its a better result.
The Contract Killers beat Flinders Park in a really tough contest to reverse the round 1 result at Bob
Neil 1 and, as requested, put Wacko back in his box for a short period of time anyway. CRT kicking two
late ones out of his backside after not having a touch all day to put the game away, whilst boom
recruit little-cock Roach played his best game for the club just before taking off to Europe for 3 weeks
– good to see he’s embraced our culture quickly.
Graeme can’t get on the field but he continued his fine form in meat tray raffles with yet another
comprehensive victory at Flinders Park
AUFC 9.3 (57) defeated Flinders Park 7.7 (49)
Best: Quin, Roach, J. Lewis, McIntyre, Hurley-Wellington, Sharley, Davis, Allan
Goals: B.Lewis 3, Roberts-Thompson 2, Mulvihill, Davis, Willis, Rohde
POS TEAM P W L D B FF For Agst % PTS
1 Tea Tree Gully 10 8 2 0 0 0 1082 719 60.08 16
2 Adelaide University 10 7 3 0 0 0 880 616 58.82 14
3 Port District 10 7 3 0 0 0 1095 841 56.56 14
4 Modbury 10 6 3 1 0 0 724 691 51.17 13
5 Walkerville 10 6 4 0 0 0 824 807 50.52 12
6 Portland 10 5 5 0 0 0 839 994 45.77 10
7 Prince Alfred OC 10 4 6 0 0 0 786 880 47.18 8
8 Flinders Park 10 3 7 0 0 0 859 825 51.01 6
9 Old Ignatians 10 3 7 0 0 0 702 1058 39.89 6
10 Eastern Park 10 0 9 1 0 0 790 1150 40.72 1
The Non-Fighting Irish (with Walkies) continue to dominate the 2 Reserves competition with an 11
goal belting of the Parks despite the standard 9 changes that were made, Swince and Dr Quin
Medicine Woman starring.
At Bob Neil 1 the C-Bombs imploded against bottom of the table Giggle Farm and now have a lot of
work ahead of them to get back into finals contention. In fairness to Cyril everything that could go
wrong did go wrong for the C-Bombs this week:
1. Vice Captain Slippa made the very bizarre decision, even by his lofty standards, to go on a wine tour
with his wife instead of lead the C-bombs in this crucial game. His VC status is hereby revoked.
2. Cyril was so impressed with the success of the Greys thus far this year that he elected to pick the
oldest team ever in AUFC C grade history – 10 over 30 and 5 over 35, including the comeback king (for
1 week only) EMC Arnold.
3. The veterans weren’t helped by one of the token youngsters, mad Irishman Ronan Keating on loan
from the Scum, calling Cyril 15 minutes into the game still trying to find the oval notwithstanding the
fact he has played 17 games for the club and we were playing at home. He then came onto the field
and twanged within 5 minutes and when sole ruckman Malcolm Blyth went down with Shaggers Back
before quarter time (and was consuming his second red can on the sidelines before half time) we
were really forked.
4. Clive Waterhouse and Nick Haslam weren’t there this week.
In the early game the Cowboys from Hell won well in the Pimps 250th and provided the match report
of the week thanks primarily to some brilliant brain fades by the Giggling ones, and lastly the B*stards
produced a remarkable victory against the top of the ladder Max Walkerville at Bob Neil 2 in the early
game, at one stage being up 9 goals to zip before taking the foot off the pedal so as not to alert the
SAAFL drug testers. They also wrote a good match report.
As always, detailed results/reports for all teams are on www.bobneil.com (click round by round
results) and you can also find the round 11 teams on the site.
AUFC DOMINATE EJ WHITTEN LEGENDS GAME SELECTION Huge news this week that our own legendary Darren “The Jerk, He’s Fatty little Darren” Graetz has
been selected for the all-stars team in the EJ Whitten Legends game, which is on next Tuesday night at
7:30 on Channel 9. For those that are interested we will be heading upstairs at the Cumby for a feed
and a few beers to watch the game on the big screen.
Jerk joins another prominent grey, Anthony “Lehmo, I’m Anthony” Lehmann (62 games, 29 goals, 12
jugs of beer) in the all-stars team and ensures that the Blacks have as many representatives in this
game as the Crows and Power combined. See below for all players by club:
Hawthorn, Collingwood 6
Brisbane, Geelong, Carlton 5
Essendon, St Kilda 4, Sydney 4
West Coast 3
Melbourne, Adelaide University, North, Fremantle, Port, Richmond, Bulldogs 2
Adelaide Crows 0
GWS 0
Gold Coast 0
Not only that, but we also have other connections through Ben and Nick Holland, who are strong
Blacks supporters and brothers of our own Dutchy, and Maxy Rooke who is the younger brother of
Sam who played 14 very hard nosed games for the AUFC back in the late 90s (we’ve only just worked
that connection out!).
Good luck to Lehmo and the Jerk, what a legend he is. Well deserved.
ROUND 11 PREVIEW Back to a full schedule of 8 games this weekend for the AUFC:
Div 2 (Aussie Bob & The Contract Killers) V Old Ignatians at Uni Oval
Div 2R (Spud O'Rielly & the non-fighting Irish) V Old Ignatians at Uni Oval
Div 6 (Cyril & the C-Bombs) V Lockleys at Lockleys Oval
Div 6R (Sugar Ray & the Cowboys from Hell) V Lockleys at Lockleys Oval
Div 8 (The Chardonnay Socialists) V Salisbury at Salisbury Oval
Div 8R (The Scum) V Salisbury at Salisbury Oval
Div C1 (The B*stards) V Ovingham at Park 10 at 12:15
Div Over 35s (The Greys) V Gawler at Uni Oval at 1:00 Sunday
This edition is big enough without going into detail on these games, but suffice to say they are all
important ones and should be competitive. The Contract Killers, who kicked 4.21 last time they played
the young Very Old Ignatians team, Non-Fighting Irish and B*stards will all go in as favourites on
Sportsbet, however the remaining teams have real battle on their hands against opposition that are
above them on the table.
All betting markets on Greys games are now closed given their dominance of the competition. They
play Gawler on Sunday at Bob Neil 1 and you can find a preview of this round of Greys activity by
clicking on the link below.
LOOK-A-LIKE OF THE WEEK Jack Whiting taught that upstart Tomic an absolute tennis lesson at Wimbledon this week.
BLAST FROM THE PAST - FGA REUNION Dear 2002 FGA Squad…
2012 marks 10 years since the 4th of the FGA’s 8 Premierships, and our ‘Hat-Trick’ 3rd out of 4 in a row,
and along with 2006 vs Central United, the 2002 flag was probably the most famous as we came back
from 4 goals down at half time to defeat Henley at Payneham Oval. So please see details below for
reunion weekend now less than a fortnight away, and please RSVP ASAP for Friday dinner and
Sunday game;
• Friday, June 29th – Dinner @ Hackney Hotel ‘Boardroom’ from 6pm (95 Hackney Road + wives,
partners and children etc included, and Blues vs Hawks on TV)
• Saturday, June 30th – For those keen the ‘A’ Grade are playing @ Uni Oval, then later ‘Hold
Your Bowlies’ @ Cumberland Arms from 6:30pm (new venue)
• Sunday, July 1st – Undefeated Over 35’s Uni Greys playing Gawler @ Uni Oval, time TBC (Jerk,
Krazy, Lazy (needs 8 goals for 350), Krief, Coatsy, Chevy, #42 are regulars), and seriously ALL
are welcome to play, and we have actually moved this game from original Lobethal venue so
that FGA reunion boys can play (eg Shep, JJ, Uppy, Bewey (needs 2 goals for 300), Kampffy,
Appo, Birdy etc?), plus the new Uni Oval Long Room will be open so again wives, children,
families and friends all most welcome and encouraged to come!
FGA 12.10 (82) def Henley 8.4 (52) by 30 points @ Payneham Oval, September 14th 2002
F – Aplin, Graetz, Waddington
HF – Ettridge, S.Uppington, C.Uppington
C – Legrand, S.Clark, P.White
HB – Krievs, Shepherdson, Kuchel
B – P.Hochman, Coats, Kain
R – Mallon, G.White, Bird
I – M.Hochman, N.Vezis, Wojcik, Kirchner
Coach: Foster
Umpire: Book
Manager: Amber
Physio: Jo Richardson
Goal, Boundary, Water: M Hochman, J Hochman, L Hochman
Goals – Graetz 4, Aplin 2, N.Vezis 2, Legrand 2, S.Uppington 1, P.White 1
Best Players – Krievs, Legrand, Kuchel, Mallon, G.White, P.White
In 2002 the FGA had their first loss in 3 years to Port District’s stacked team vs multiple FGA stand-
downs in Rd 6 to halt their 42 match undefeated record (the SAAFL record was 43!) and Jerk equalled
the club games record at the time with his 343rd game in the GF (on his way to career tally of 465 and
counting).
One of the great groups/concepts in club history, enjoy the festivities all. And if you want to see some
highlights click below courtesy of Wes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jOUMxooVB8&feature=youtu.be
MELBOURNE FUNCTION Despite the Crows horrible performance at Etihad the Melbourne chapter had a great time at the
lunch at the All Nations Hotel. Thanks to everyone for coming along and special thanks to John Harms,
who was a very entertaining speaker and host. And of course, well played Rulebook once again, none
of these shows would happen without the great man.
That’s a Bob Neil headband on Harmsy if you can’t make it out
Tim Davidson, King of Passion, Our Don Haslam
A dressed up Rulebook (he has jeans on) and Harmsy
MICHELLE LEGRAND 250 GAMES Wes joined the club from PAOC, where he was great mates with the good Uppy, and Sturt under 19s
in 2000 and has thus far played 253 games (we missed his 250th a few weeks ago!) and kicked 310
goals. According to Chocka he is the fastest ever AUFC player to 150, 200 and 250 games due to lots of
double-ups and also most games played (142) before A grade debut in 2007.
From 12 completed seasons (this being the 13th):
• 7 flags from 11 GF’s
• 9 Blacks B&F
• 8 SAAFL B&F
• 1 Blacks & SAAFL Leading Goalkicker
• PB of 10 goals in a game
• 3 Best in Finals
• 1 Top Team Man
When asked about Wes, the Jerk made the following wise observation “As impressive as Wes’s on
field achievements have been I believe that his dedication to the off-field side is second to none. If we
ever get that promised global recession he has a ready made career in events coordination. Keeping a
close group of friends together and providing a regular forum to catch up and enjoy each others
company building those modest success stories into epics of global triumph will be an important and
enduring legacy.” Hear hear
Uppy was less complimentary “The 17 time Malcolm ashwood medallist has suffered a small dip in
form during the later stages of his career, a period which coincided with ashwood no longer umpiring
his games”.
Congrats Wes, a great achievement to get to 250 games and as Jerk mentioned, a tireless contributor
off field as well.
MATCH REPORT OF THE WEEK – COWBOYS FROM HELL AUFC 15.10.100
Giggle Farm 4.5.29
There was some concern at 11:45 when the Pimp still hadn’t arrived for his own milestone game but it
turned out he was just getting even more immaculately groomed than normal for the photo session
that was to take place at 12:10 on the oval. To continue the lateness theme, Dimma then came onto
the oval for an inspirational pre-match address to the Cowboys at 12:14, which unfortunately was
perfectly timed at 10 minutes when the ex Scum Super-Coach rehearsed it on Thursday night to
Super-Wife Robbi, and was therefore rudely interrupted when an impatient Rulebook threw the ball in
the air to start the game with the Cowboys still hanging off every Dimarzo word.
The game started out tight but the Cowboys started getting on top in the second quarter to head into
the main break with a comfortable 4 goal lead. Highlight to that point was Katsy’s quarter time
instruction of “everyone, don’t back-chat the umpires, they’ve got a job to do and us talking back isn’t
going to help us…….apart from me, because I simply can’t help myself they’re so fkn hopeless, but the
rest of you shut up”.
The Cowboys are clearly unfamiliar with the concept of a half-time BREAK (ie sit down in my language)
as captain Pimp and coach Sugar addressed the team/made changes/had a drink within the first 2
minutes of the break and then suggested that the Cowboys head back out for a warm up. Screecher
then thought that an inspirational Screecher address was required, which set the monkeys off at the
zoo as per normal, and proceeded to scream that the Giggles were so disintersted in the game that
they didn’t even want to come back out again after half time. That’s because there was still another
13 minutes till the game re-commenced Screech!!!
Anyway, after we twiddled our thumbs and stretched hamstrings for the 17th time, maybe Screecher
was right after all because the Cowboys came out all guns blazing in the 3rd and by the 21:58 minute
mark of he last quarter they had established a convincing 65 point lead when the fun really began. The
last quarter had all been about getting the Neat Freak a goal but despite their best efforts it seemed
that no matter what was done there was going to be no fairytale finish for the Pimp (remembering it
took him 92 games to kick his first goal, so it was never going to be easy). Enter Giggle Farm number
29.
With the clock at 21:58 (remembering quarters go for 22:00) the Pimp is still trying valiantly and he
chases down number 29 as he is dawdling out of the Cowboys forward line. He’s probably 60 out from
goal when the Pimp lays a perfect tackle and gets the first holding the ball decision of the day from the
Giggle umpire just as the siren goes. Number 29 is so so furious with the decision that he picks up the
ball, screams at the top of his lungs and throws it down on the ground in a fit of rage, which leaves the
Giggle umpire with no option but to call him back for a 25 metre penalty, thereby putting Pimp only 35
out from goal. Most of the Cowboys still thought that was out of the old mans range so tried to niggle
the Giggles into another 25, however when it became apparent that the Giggles didn’t see the humour
in that little strategy and that it really wasn’t worth inciting an all-in, we were left with the Pimp
kicking from 35 after the siren. He kicked it, off course, otherwise I wouldn’t be telling the story, and
as the fairytale concluded he was chaired off in front of his adoring fans (Bel, Noah and the B*stards
sitting around an esky).
The celebrations continued back at the Cumby thanks to an excellent Bowlies cameo from the scum
legend Dimma. Best at Bowlies goes to Alan from the Hangover for really getting into character and
getting removed, twice, before 11pm, and subsequently being banned from any licensed premises in
the CBD for the next 3 months. Next stop Vegas.
Big Als Grandson impressed by the quality in the Giggle Farm cheersquad.
UPCOMING EVENTS
Date Event Venue
30-Jun-12 Parents Day Uni Oval Long Room @ 1:30
07-Jul-12 Ladies Day Uni Oval Long Room @ 1:00
20-Jul-12 Presidents/Greys Lunch The Cumby
21-Jul-12 Reunion/Homecoming Day Uni Oval Long Room @ 1:00
04-Aug-12 Blacks Ball Dom Polski Centre, 8:00pm
04-Aug-12 1962 Premiership Reunion Lunch Uni Oval Long Room @ 1:00
18-Aug-12 Presidents Lunch Uni Oval Long Room @ 12:00
16-Sep-12 Super Sunday The Cumby
28-Sep-12 Annual Dinner Adelaide Uni
The Blacks room upstairs at the Cumby is a terrific venue for functions, capacity of 135 for cocktail and
100 for sit down dinner. Special offers available to friends of the AUFC, contact Rose at the Cumby for
further detail [email protected] or 8231 3577.
A/B GRADE FIXTURES 2012
Round Date Opposition Venue
1 14/04/12 (Sat) Flinders Park University Oval
2 21/04/12 (Sat) Old Ignatians Hunter Park
3 28/04/12 (Sat) Prince Alfred OC Park 9
4 05/05/12 (Sat) Portland University Oval
5 12/05/12 (Sat) Walkerville Walkerville
6 19/05/12 (Sat) Tea Tree Gully University Oval
7 26/05/12 (Sat) Modbury Modbury Reserve
8 02/06/12 (Sat) Port District University Oval
9 16/06/12 (Sat) Eastern Park Dwight Reserve
10 23/06/12 (Sat) Flinders Park Flinders Park
11 30/06/12 (Sat) Old Ignatians University Oval
12 07/07/12 (Sat) Prince Alfred OC University Oval
13 14/07/12 (Sat) Portland Port Reserve
14 21/07/12 (Sat) Walkerville University Oval
15 28/07/12 (Sat) Tea Tree Gully Petaringa Oval
16 04/08/12 (Sat) Modbury University Oval
17 11/08/12 (Sat) Port District Largs Reserve
18 18/08/12 (Sat) Eastern Park University Oval
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