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Originally published in www.altacdiaries.com (Full link: http://www.altacdiaries.com/2015/08/16/so-you-want-to-go-to-grad-school-dilemmas-of-ethical-and-useful-advising-2/)
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So You Want to Go to Grad School: Dilemmas of Ethical (and Useful) Advising
It happens a lot in my job: a student will come into my office (or a former classmate will
message me out of nowhere on Facebook) and say something along the lines of, “So I’m
thinking of going to grad school (or going back for my doctorate). Do you have any advice for
me?” My reaction is always deeply mixed: I’m delighted that they’re considering it (I teach
Mexican literature and love what I do, so I’m happy when others love it too), and also always a
little sad, since the most ethical thing I can do is usually to talk them out of it. As a TT professor
(just beginning third year—tenure is far from assured, but it is still a TT job in my field), that
doesn’t sit well, but it would also not be serving many of them to do otherwise, no matter how
bright and hard-working they are—and they almost always are. It’s usually a short conversation,
since about 2/3 of my would-be grad school applicants change their minds simply upon hearing
me say, “You will have to move at least twice. Once for the grad program, and once for a job—
and that’s the absolute best case situation.” (Full disclosure: my department offers an MA but not
a Ph.D.)
Still here? All right, then we talk economics: No, you will not be able to work and go to
school at the same time, or at least you cannot keep your current job. Most grad programs
actually have you sign a contract promising that you will not seek other employment. Yes, you
can get scholarships and stipends, but you’re still earning about $20,000 a year—and that, again,
is a best-case scenario that is not available at all institutions. Four to seven years is a long time to
be broke and stressed and overworked, and it takes a toll on you and your body (and the rest of
your life, should you insist on having one) that is difficult to fully anticipate. Furthermore, the
job market is not fantastic at the moment, and it doesn’t show signs of improving any time soon.
If they’re still sitting there, we move on to the next step: okay, so you finish the Ph.D. and we
can all call you Doctor. Now what?
It is at this point that the song from the Broadway musical Avenue Q starts to play in my
head, albeit with the lyrics slightly changed: What do you do with a Ph.D. in the humanities?
What does that doctorate make you uniquely qualified to do besides go right back into the
academic system that produced you? So far, I must confess, I do not have particularly
satisfactory answers to that question, and it bothers me. The most common alt-ac options are
editing, translating/interpreting, and teaching high school (as if any of those were easy!). For
those possessed of an extra big dose of chutzpah, it might be an option to start a business in some
other field entirely (should you wish to pick up even more debt along the way) or to market
oneself as a life coach, perhaps for other disillusioned post- or alt- or current academics. (The
Professor Is In comes to mind, as does Bad Professor, and their blogs have indeed provided
extremely useful advice on my own career path.) These are all perfectly fine options, but there
can only be so many life coaches or writing coaches out there, and then how do you monetize
such a venture over the long term?
I’ve also suggested some form of government work to my students as a possibility. I took
the Foreign Service Officer’s Test (FSOT) in the early spring of 2012, passed the first phase,
then decided to take one good hard run at the academic market instead before attempting
consulate work. There are no guarantees there either: the FSOT application is a strenuous seven-
step process involving the single most random test I have ever taken, a written personal
evaluation, letters of recommendation, references, interviews, and background checks of the
applicant as well as his/her/hir family. Consulate work sounded great to me, but I was single and
did not have children; not everyone can or wants to have a job that is so mobile. (Also, I learned
that your skills and education do not necessarily impact where you are placed; I had assumed I
would land in a Spanish-speaking country, given my training and language skills, but a consulate
worker in Mexico City told me that was not the case at all.) So, again, it’s an option, but also a
long shot.
Can you freelance? Do you even want to? Can you land a full-time community college
gig to avoid the horrors of the adjunct class-juggling and shuttling between campuses? If you
majored in something else as well as an undergrad, or if you have skills and education in another
field, can you do that instead? (My friends with a computer science background have largely
jumped ship for tech jobs, for example, and most have not looked back.) These are not rhetorical
questions. It helps if you are willing and able to move anywhere and everywhere. It helps if you
can market yourself in a number of different ways, and I was prepared to pitch myself in about
five different directions when I hit the market myself. Still…how far can you bend before you
break?
The graduate school system in this country needs to change. I don’t think you’ll find too
many people who will dispute that. For now, from here, the only ethical thing I can do is to fully
inform the students I advise. If they insist on going into doctoral programs after talking to me,
they will do so with their eyes wide open, as aware as they can possibly be of the demands of the
degree and the market, and also with a backup plan or three should things not work out as they
had hoped. In the meantime, I’ll keep looking for other options—people keep telling grad
students to be creative in their job search when they’re at their most tapped-out (that was my
experience, anyway), but the real onus to be creative is on the institutions that purport to train
and prepare those students in the first place. Advisors, what do you tell your students? What do
you wish your advisor had told you, or what do you wish you’d known?