Rough DRAFT Gala Script
Jack Frost: Hello ladies and snowmen! Im Jack Frost and this is
my co-host Vannah White-Christmas. Its time for the first annual
Gala Christmas Trivia Extravanganza: Quiz the Season! We have some
very special guest contestants here to compete for you all tonight!
First, we have the ever so educated, Elfie the Elf
Elfie: I am very honored and humbled to be here today with you
all. I hope that you are all ready to get your Christmas behinds
kicked! Well technically no one can have a Christmas behind.Jack
Frost: Okay, thank you thank you! Our next contestant is currently
recovering from a bad hair due. Or should I say dont.Vannah: Oh
Jack, you and your jokes!Jack Frost: I am so funny arent I?Vannah:
Our next contestant Roxy the RocketteRoxy: I am so ready for this!
Jack Frost: I bet you are. Our next contestant is the famous and oh
so talented Toy Soldier. Excuse me, I dont see to have your
name.(Toy Soldier tries to say name)Jack Frost: Well Toy Soldier
will just have to do. Next isVannah: Umm, I have been meaning to
talk to you about this one.Jack Frost: Look we ran out of
options.Vannah: But of all people(Grinch walks on)Grinch: No need
to introduce me, I am just going to take my seat. Well hello Ms.
White Christmas. Vannah: Oh Hi Mr. GrinchGrinch: Please call me
A.Jack Frost: Okay , that sums up our contestantsVannah: No it
doesnt Jack you are forgetting our two most SPECIAL GUESTS!Jack
Frost: They arent on my cue cards(Vannah takes microphone)Vannah:
Our two special guests (childrens names)Jack Frost: Okay now we are
ready to start this game freddy.(Vannah holds up applause sign
behind his back)Jack Frost: Wow they just love me todayVannah: Yes
yes they do.Jack Frost: Vannah, why dont you show them our lovely
prizes for this evening.Hannah: GAME ON!Jack Frost: Okay first
question, Finish the Lyric Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell___*Toy Soldier dings but cant say anything*Jack Frost: Close,
but not quite.Roxy: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell KICK
(kicks face and falls)Hannah: (clears throat) Well this song was
written in 1904, with remakes coming out in 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908,
1909Jack Frost: Wrong AnswerHannah: But I didnt finishJack Frost:
Thats life elf!*Grinch falls asleep on buzzer*Vannah: Yes Mr.
GrinchGrinch: What Vannah: You buzzed inGrinch: Ohwhat?*child
buzzes in*Child: ROCK! YAY!!Jack Frost: Next Question Who is famous
for STEALING CHRISTMAS Oh No?Pause*Vannah holds up applause
sign*Jack Frost: *arrogant tears* Oh, I am so on it todayBuzzElfie:
Technically, Christmas cant be stolen but if we want to get even
more technical, the modern corporations have taken Christmas and
morphed it into the commercial franchise to make more moneyJack
Frost: Not quiteBuzzToy Soldier bitJack Frost: NoBuzzRoxy: Pia
WyattJack Frost: NoBuzzGrinch: I plead the fifthBuzzChild winsJack
Frost: And now for the third and final question. The end all be all
if you will! Who are the famous patriotic tap dancers that perform
annually at the Christmas Gala.BuzzRoxy: RockettesJack Frost:
NoBuzzGrinch: Demon DazzlersVannah: NoBuzzHannah: (fill in with
random facts about gala)Jack Frost: NopeBuzz*Toy Soldier starts
tapping*Jack Frost: I dont speak TapaneseBuzzKid: TOY
SOLDIERS!!
Jack Frost: Well looks like we have a winner kids! Heres your
prize. Roxy will bring you back to your seats. We hope you all
enjoyed the show, see you next Christmas on Quiz the Season. Im
Jack FrostVannah: And Im Vannah White-Christmas*They say this at
the same time*Jack Frost: Happy ChristmasVannah: Merry
ChristmasVannah: And we are off, great show JackJack Frost: I
know!*Jack exits*(The scene ends with some type of Grinch and
Vannah White-Christmas bit.)
THEY EXITTHE END
