Pub Massacres Late Council in Sporty Contes t

• GOVERNMENT FALLS—Council's bill, a nefariousscheme to annihilate the Pub, was defeated yesterday i n

a gym-shaking brawl . Here we see one of the minor skirm-ishes of the match . Pubsters Bill Stewart and Pat Worthing-ton have just succeeded in downing Ken Creighton who i smaking a foul grapple at Stewart's leg. Stewart. is preparingto deal the death blow, but his tomahawk had to be cut fro mthe picture because of some silly rule against the printin gof pictures of lethal weapons .

11 CCF, 5 Liberal, 4 National Co-ordination, 4 Canadian Indepen-dence, 3 Labor Progressive .

Progressive-Conservative leader,Doug Belyea, leads a minorit ygovernment, but said, i'Although'anything may happen we feelquite confident that our bills wil lbe passed . "

Bills which the government Isplanning to present are a con-scription bill, which Is an am-mendment to Bill 80; and a reso-lution requesting the British Par-liament to ammend the BNA actfor the purpose of federalizin geducation.

Mock Parliament, which willconvene In Brock Hall lounge at7:30 p .m., March 7, will commencewith the speech from the throne .

Jim Wilson, president of theParliamentary Forum, ,s speaker,

There is a possibility that a die-cussion will take place centerin garound a Canadian flag and an-them. This will be introduced ' by

a private meetng of COTC and

UNTD men, which discussed pro-posed expenditures of the militarywaiver fund, and recommended tothe Joint Services QniversityTraining Committee that, afte rmilitary requirements on the cam -pus are met, the waiving of pa ybe discontinued .

Attended by 150 men, the meet-ing reviewed the system of paywaiving so that the men would befamiliar with the procedure. Thestories in newspapers which re-sulted painted a picture of a massprotest by the men against th ewaiving of pay.

Student servicemen learned atthe meeting that the funds accu-mulated by waived pay will total

the Canadian Independence Party,

Prime-Minister Belyea's cabinet

Is composed of ten members: Pre-sident of the Council ; Prime Min-ister and Secretary of State, A .D. Belyea; Minister of Justice, Al-an Ainsworth; Minister of Labor,Greer; Minister of National De-fense, Jim Argue ; Mjnlater of For-eign Affairs, Dick Bibbs ; Ministe r

,of National Health and Welfare,John Frazer ; Minister of Finance ,Bill Baldwin ; Minister of Educa-tion, John Powell; Minister ofTrade a n d Commerce, PeggyGiegerich. There are four parlia-mentary assistants to the differ-ent departments.

Agenda for the seplon has beenoutlined by Belyea, and consistsof :

1. The speech from the throne,Jim Wilson .

2. Conscription bill.3. Recess.

4. British North America Actammendment .

more than ;93,000 by this spring .Contrary to student expectations ,the money is specified by distric tmilitary authorities as intende donly "to develop, promote and fos-ter military activities on the cam-pus."

Students had hoped t• nave themoney delegated for student buil-dings and other facilities, such asa student swimming pool, whichwas suggested last year by Lt;Col .G. M. Shrum, officer commandingmilitary training at UBC .

Students investigating the waiv-ing of pay stated that, in theiropinion, the military authoritie son the campus were in agreementwith the idea to dlscontiue the paywaiving . It was felt, however, thatthe suggestion should come fromthe men themselves,

By DENIS BLUNDEN• BASKETBALL suffered a se -

vere setback Thursday as thePublications Shard out-scored, out -mugged, out-fought, out-punchedand out-housed a rotten 18 mem-ber Council team to the score of1824 to 1230 . Pubsters declare thatthere is no connection between thescores and phone numbers of therespective offices.

Council played the game withtheir usual characteristics, being 15minutes late in arriving, since the18 councillors had to beat up ajunior Canadian Rugby Tea mfrom Point-Grey Kindergarten toobtain their strip .BAKKEN OPENS

Ole Bakken opened the play forCouncil by hitting By Straight inthe teeth with a club. Straight ,however, had removed his teethbefore the game and suffered nodamage, and re taliated oy bittingOle back on the Dace causingBakken to swallow his own loose -fitting molars with one result tha the couldn't get his teeth into thegame,

Bibb' pounded with his gavelfor order while the Pub scored

McGill DemandsMed, StudentsWrite Grad Exa m• MONTREAL, Mar. 3

(CUP)—UBC student sdesiring to study medicine a tMcGill will be subject tonew entrance requirements ,a letter from Dr . J. F. Mc-Intosh, secretary of the fac-ulty, reveals.

"After careful consideration It

hip been decided that students ap-

plying for entrance to the Faculty

of Medicine should be asked to

write the graduate record examin-

Ition sponsored by the CarnegieInstitute .

"Thla examination is widely use d, in the selection of students forthe graduate schools of many in-stitutions.

"I have been instructed by theDean to advise you that appli-cants for admission should makearrangements to write this exam-ination at a suitable time .

"For the purposes of writing theexam, applicants are considered inthree categories. Firstly, studentspresently in their second year whoplan to make application for theclasses which commence in Sep-tember, 1949. Secondly, studentswho have alreaay mace applica-tion for admission in September,1945 .

"All students in this category ,whether graduates or undergrad-uates, are advised to take this ex-amination. The results will begiven considerable weight in theselection of students for admis-sion to the Faculty of Medicine ,

"Lastly, students who have al -ready been accepted for admis-sion are also advised to write the

examination for their own infor-mation and for the information

of the Faculty. Failure to takethis examination will not prejud-ice their position as applicants ,unless the individual forfeits hisstatus by failure to maintain hie

academic standing. "

COED GROUPS

ELECT PREXIES

WEDNESDA Y• THE ANNUAL meeting of

the Women's Undergradu-ate Society will be held in Arts

100, March 9, at noon .Five separate WUS meeting s

will take place next Wednes-day noon for the purpose ofelecting presidents to the vari-ous groups under WUS. Aggiewomen will meet in Aggie 100 ,Commerce in Arts 208, firs tyear Arts in Arts 100, secondyear Arts in 104, and thirdyear Arts in Arts 106 .

All coeds are urged by th eWUS executive to attend theirclass meetings and vote .

100 baskets in quick succession.This unbalanced Ken Creighton,who was balancing on the AMSbooks, and he tripped onto thefloor and fell flat on his farce, gotall tied up, and had to be carriedto the women's showers for treat-ment.ENTER SCOTT

Scott then entered the game .He wrote three editorials, scor-

ed 100 baskets, picked up an egg,hit his head against a post fivetimes to announce half-time, calledhis senior editors into the office ,scored a few hundred more bas-kets, told his caddy to watch theball, made a 50 yard run to scorea touchdown, struck out 14 play-era, wrote a Government 1 essay,made his point three times in suc-cession, brought up a stiff upper-cut, followed through with a rightcross, and called for the water -girl ,

Little Pocahontas Dundee ord-ered a round en the house.

During the Intermission Gree nsold two totems, and quickly ranthe money up to $2,000 in a crapgame with Creighton, who had noone there to Shield him .

Students to HaveRepresentative i nSymphony Societ y• NEGOTIATIONS are now be -

ing carried out with the Van -

couver Symphony Society for stu -

dent representation on their Board

of Directors.Gordon Bertram, president o f

LSE, has made arrangements withthe Society for two concerts to beheld next year instead of the usu-al one.

Because of this It is felt that auniversity student should be in-cluded on the Society's Board ofDirectors.

If the proposal is accepted astudent picked for both musica lappreciation and technical abilitywill represent the university,

THE WESTERN FRONT

• MARCH 3—(BUP)—The spec -

tacular sweep of the Allied Ar-

mies toward the Rhine River i s

beginning to pay off big. Gen-

eral Simpson's 9th Army has un-

leashed a hay-maker that has sent

the punch-drunk Nazis reeling a-

side and allowed the 9th to spurt

to the Rhine opposite Duesseldorf .

The break-through cuts the ene-

my's forces in two and leaves the

Germans between Duesseldorf and

Cologne In dire straights.

Todays Allied tropl&es includ e

capture of two important German

cities—Krefeld, and the historic

town of Trier . American 9th Ar -my troops are now storming Neuss—the western end of three Rhine

In the second half, Raphael' swater on the brain got spilled onthe floor, creating a perfect poolfor surfboard riding. Jones camein riding the crest of a wave an dquickly sunk three shots. Potato -sack Bewell, exhibiting a nift ybackstroke, won the 50 yard free -style, and Bow-tie Blunden swamup from the rear bin made abum try for the basket .

COED TACTIC SBacked by the seductive appear-

ance of Council bloomer girls, th egame steadily developed a highmoral tone, ending when Barbar aGreene asked Junior Partner Don-ald Stainaby, Jr., to the CoedDance and Helen Morgan tried t oswipe the Pub stretcher to carryher man to the Coed.

At this point Harry James gaveout with "My Beloved is Rugged "and Raphael roared out "Sae hasto be," whereupon fie was struckby a thought and had to carriedout on stretcher, his head beingunused to such exercise . '

Count Basle whipped up a Boo-gie number, Benny Goodman step-ped in with his clarinet, and Ains-worth dashed off a snappy swing

aented by the EUS.The president pointed out that

though the Engineer is among thebest educated men In the com-munity, he lacks background inthe social science because he re -fused ' to study any more of thesocial sciences than he needs inorder to pass .

At the conclusion of the presi-dent's talk Dr. MacKenzie ans-wered questions from the Science -men . Main topic of the discussionwas the relation of Englneers totrade unions .

The president said that Engin-eers should not take aides witheither management or labor, butrather they should act as a go -between with the two factions.

Time ran short before the dis-cussion was finished. The presi-dent said that he would be please dto speak to the Engineers againand would especially like to takepart in another discussion.

Dr . MacKenzie was not "puttingon the dog" at the EUS meeting,but his faithful collie attendedwith him .

The president was introduced byDean J . N. Finlayson, Stan of thefaculty of Applied Science .

Engineers Hear

Gordon Morgan

bridges still believed intact . Ac-

cording to front dispatches, Ger-

man troops, armor and vehicles

are streaming east across the

Rhine bridges. And an impor-

tant spokesman f r o m General

Montgomery's Headquarters says

events of the last 12 hours are—

and we quote—"the most signifi-

cant of the war in the West, since

D-Day . "

THE EASTERN FRONT• MARCH 3—(BUP)—On the

Eastern Front, Russian armieshave laid the groundwork for anew Nazi disaster by cuttingacross the last railway along th eBaltic leading out of Eastern Pom -Germans announce new Sovietpressure on the Silesian flank, andMoscow says great Russion col-

version o f "Advisory Council ,what'll I do now?" accompaniedby George Rush hitting his headon the backboard,

BIBBS TO RESCUE

After this no one could find th eball, so Bibbs passed a minutesaying everyone should go backto lectures and Council memberswould gather in the Health Of-fice to receive first aid or secondaid, according to the extent ofinjuries,

PUB: Scott-1,000; Whitehead-1,000 ; Dundas-three empty bottlesfrom Queen Anne's reign ; Blunden-1,000; Jones, 1,000 ; Dyer-1,000;Straight-1,000 ; Bewell-par 35; Mc-Geer-Old Par 26 ; Stewart-3 touch -downs ; Green-10 assists ; Stalneby-one muzzle .

COUNCIL: Bibbs-ti touchdown;Creighton-two safeties ; Morgan-nmen; Greene-one touchdown; Ber-tram-Vs convert; Raphael-nothingAinsworth-nothing; Rush-one baseket; Ned-one basket; Others-no-thing.

Announcer—Lloyd Dullnaore,That's thirty for the story and

Council and Basketball.

Haddad to Sing

In Auditorium

Thursday Noo n

• JOHN HADDAD, dram-

atic tenor from Seattle

will present several arias

from well known operas at

12:30, Thursday in the Audi-

torium .

The program, sponsored

by LSE will be a special

events pass feature .

Haddad, a native of Vancouver,

sings tenor on several Seattle ra-

dio programs.

Acclaimed as one of the clearest

voiced tenors in the United States,he has reached this perfectionthrough ten years study in Cana-da and the U.S .A .

Selections both from opera andthe higher classics will be pr aen-ted .

Players Display

Lead Costumes

In Show Windows

• SOME of the lead costumesfor "The Taming of the Shrew"

are ready today and will be shownin the windows of Hudson's Bayand Spencer's Stores during thenext week,

, -

!

Only 250 student tickets will begiven out at the Auditorium boxoffice at noon from Monday on.

Orders for seat tickets will betaken at the same place and atthe same time. These orders willbe filled in 3 days,

Tickets may be bought directl yat Kelly's on Seymour Street .

umns are streaming westward .

This apparently means that the

next phase of the offensive—the

frontal assault on Berlin—la abou t

to begin .

THE PACIFIC FRONT• MARCH 3—(BUP)—Half-way

across the world, in the Pacific ,

the Yanks have seized another

island in the Philippine group .

Shock troops of the d4th Infantrystormed ashore on Lubang andquickly mopped up scattered Japresistance on the island . The Am-erican hold on the Western exitof Verde Passage—the main nav-igational route for supplies fromthe United States—was therebyclinched . This makes the 18th suc-cessful Yank invasion in the Phil-ippines since General MacArthu r"returned . "

'Mock art.Enlarged to 50Seats by Forum• AN ADJUSTMENT has been made in the Spring Moc k

Parliament to provide seats for members of some of th eparties who had been unable to obtain positions in the 42seat parliament. The number of seats now stands at 50, an drepresentation has not been altered,

The government is now compos-

ed' of 23 Progressive-conservatives ,

DOWNTOWN PAPERS REPORT"PROTEST" OVER WAIVER S• VANCOUVER newspapers stepped into campus military

affairs this week to report a "protest" to UBC militar yauthorities by student members of the services against theannual waiving of pay .

A downtown reporter attended

ENGINEER LACKS"SOCIAL S• AN ENGINEER is one of the best educated men in th e

dommunity but he lacks a background of the socialsciences, President Norman A. M. MacKenzie told member sof the Engineers' Undergraduate Society.

The address was one of a serie s

of vocational lectures being pre -

SCM Holds Camp

At Ocean Park

• ANNUAL Student ChristianMovement camp, to be hel d

today and tomorrow at OceanPark, is still open for anyonewho wishes to attend .

All particulars may be obtained

• ENGINEERS will hear Mr .

In the SCM room in the Auditori-

Gordon Morgan speak on "God

urn building. Costs have-been es-

and Us," at general meeting Mon*

timated at around $3 .00 a person.

day, March 5, at 12:45. The meet-

Rev. W. R. MacWilliams will be

ing is being held under the aus-

the main speaker on the theme,

pikes of the Engineers' Christian

"The Crisis in our Time ."

Fellowship,

Vol. XXVII

VANCOUVER, B .C., SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 1945

. No,, 56

Today on the World's Battle Front

EDITORIAL PAGE . . .

. . THE UBYSSEY . .

. . . , MARCH 3, 1948

Campus Co-ordinationCo-ordination has been the by-word on

the campus recently, The Literary an dScientific Executive has established a co -ordinating committee for noon hour events .The musical groups on the campus haveformed a council to co-ordinate all musicalactivities at UBC.

Co-ordination, and its little brother, co-operation, is one thing this campus could seemore of more often. We congratulate th eLiterary and Scientific Executive and it shard - working president, Gordon Bertram

The coming Mock Parliament promisesto be a very interesting one, if reports fro mthe contesting parties mean anything . Sur-prise of the year is the election of a Progres-sive Conservative government, which wil lbe headed by Doug Belyea.

Second oddity is the former Liberal, LesRaphael, heading the CCF party . We willenjoy watching Mr. Raphael compromisehimself again .

It will be a motley group of partiescomposing the remainder of the houes, TheLiberals will be there, and the Labor Pro-gressives, but two other upstart groups wit h

Perpetually "genial" Frank Underhill ofthe Caf is asking nervous students to stopdoodling on Caf tables. Those beautiful pic-tures and remarkable rhymes inscribed lab-oriously on Caf tables are causing hardshipin the 'Caf.

It seems that it takes a lot of work 4oclean off tables after student artists andwriters have spent a day at their art. Ouraesthetic student body is making Caf wait-

Basketball is a good, healthy game fo rgrowing boys and girls . It builds muscles ,bright faces and happy minds .

Today a silver trophy stands in the hon-ored halls of the Publications Board u silen ttestimony to our glorious victory last Thurs-day over the infamous Dirty Nine .

Despite an unusual amount of counciltrickery, the Pub played its usual good ,clean game of basketball. Students no doubtnoticed how hard it was for us to hold our -

Tolerance, like truth, is rarely met, andeven more rarely practiced . The world, andthis university, is full of people who pa ymerely lip-service to tolerance . The action-service of tolerance is the important requis-ite and criterion of education, and by thisyardstick, an educated man is a rare anima lindeed.

Before we attempt anything greater, wemust learn tolerance for our fellows withinthese small walls . There are those who cantolerate the Chinese when he is in Chinabut not when he is in the same room or thesame bed. This is the purest form of lip-service to the ideal . We must learn to re-spect fellow students in our own classes be-fore we can talk of respect for those whostudy in other lands. The narrow specializa-tion that a highly industrialized world hasdemanded of students has made them foolsin everything except the small field wit hwhich they are familiar. And this ignoranc eof the larger sphere has resulted in a weakand thus suspicious class of "educated" men ,who are at the mercy of their ignorance.

A man who knows how to split a parti-ciple would be at tt complete loss to split alog for his fireplace, and therefore he is a tthe mercy of whoever may see fit to hireparticiple-splitters . The man who can radio-activate an atom is helpless at milking a cow,and therefore is at the complete pleasure ofwhoever can see fit to supply milk for anatom-radioactivator . This aspect of special-ization opens up a wonderful field for abus eof the essential worth of the expert parti-ciple-and atom-splitter to the community a tlarge. He is merely a tool of his immediateemployer, who has only the good of th ecommunity at heart when, in the short view ,he sees that it is his good too . This Is notvery often the case, and the weakness an dthe dependence of the specialist is exploitedto the detriment of the community in th egreatest possible measure. The intelligent(?) expert is more of a hindrance to the ul-timate good of society than a help, and h emay even realize this himself before he i svery old in service.

Then there is the other aspect of special -ization, and that is the distrust that is found

and the six music organizations for leadingthe way to a more efficient set-up of studentaffairs .

Next thing we would like to see co-or-dinated is the planning of social functions .

The LSE 'committee will be made upof representatives of major organizations o nthe campus. It will work to secure mor enoon hour events . If the committee's workis successful confusion of noon hour activi-ties should be ended permanently,

opposite faiths will complicate the scene .The National Co-ordination Party, a

worthy name, will attempt to do away withthe "outmoded parliamentary system of gov -ermnent". The Canadian IndependenceParty will advocate strident nationalism, inaddition to a one-party system of govern-ment .

The, government will bring forth a billon education and advance the cause of fre eenterprise, but refuses absolutely to "buildany dream castles or a cake with fairy icing" .The evening of March 7 should be great fun,

ruses work unnecessary overtime .It is a small thing to ask, thinks Genial

Frank, and we agree, for students to sub-stitute paper for tables when they feel theaesthetic urge coming on . So both GenialFrank and The Ubyssey ask it, The Discip-line Committee as demanding it .

Remember, a doodle on paper is worthtwo doodles on a Caf table,

selves in check, as one foul deed after an-other was committed by council .

Pressure of work her forced us to refusea very attractive offer to teach our style tothe Thunderbirds, If they ever show signsof needing it, we may reconsider our de-cision. We may.

Basketball is a good, healthy game forgrowing boys and girls . It builds muscles ,bright faces and happy minds .

between two specialists in different fields .They do not talk the same language, the ycannot understand each other, and thus the yare suspicious. The participle-splatter thinksthe atom-radioactivgtor is an utter fool be-cause he knows nothing about participles ,and the atom-radioactivator thinks the parti-ciple-splatter Is a dolt because he does notunderstand Einstein's relativity theory. Theyglare at one another,and have no commonmeeting ground, except in the mind of a nexpert machinist, who thinks they are bothfools, because they cannot thread a shaft.The employer of all three chuckles,becausehe knows they are all fools, and ' could no tlive for a day if he did not need them .

These walls between students in differ-ent fields must be broken down before theycan work together for the common good, an dthis means a course that is more general inthe required directions—a true education .

This true education can also extend tol-erance and respect outside the walls of theuniversity to' all the peoples of the world .When we learn to tolerate one another here ,then and then only will It be possible tolearn tolerance for all peoples . When oureducation becomes more general, we shal lbegin to seek the "why" of all things, notmerely the "how". And when we under -stand, and not merely observe, human be-havior as well as the behavior of the physicalworld, then we can tolerate It. When wehear that Mr. X murdered his wife, we callhim a scoundrel. When we learn that shehad "made his life a hell on earth for the lastsixty years, and was infamously unfaithful ,we begin to tolerate him, are we in any posi-tion to remedy conditions so as to eliminatefurther deeds like that of Mr . X, and toteach him not to repeat his performance .This is a rather ridiculous example, butthere are things more ridiculous in life thanthis. We censure unreservedly because weare ignorant, and have not tried to makeourselves wise .

These are two aspects of tolerance, andthey are not unique, but are important . Theyare a big enough goal for a beginning, a be-ginning that we have not yet made . Onceagain the responsibility is no one 's but ourown .

—THE SHEAF.

. U . S . A. an d

the peace• WALLACE is an uncomprom-

ising New Dealer and has pro-posed a plan for post-war employ-ment and economic adjustment thatshowed imagination and courage .His appointment to the positions ofSecretary of Commerce and Fed-eral Loan Administrator wouldgive him tremendous power ove rgovernment lending after the warand over government policies to-ward business . Since he is on theside of the smaller business manhe is not liked by the corporategroups, and they are doing theirbast, through the Senate investl-ptlon committee, to scotch his ap-pointment or at least to neutralizehis power .

The picture is further definedwhen we turn to the State Depart-ment and And Mr . Stettinius Incharge. His outstanding ability asan administrator is undeniable, butall his life he has been associatedwith such names as J. P. Morgan,United States Steel, and GeneralMotors, and there isn't much doub twhere his sympathies Ile and wha tforces govern his thinking. If heis to be one of the principal peacenegotiators, the big business in-fluence can hardly fall to makeitself feltNO PROORENiVE ACTION

A cursory glance at the vice-presidency reveals a fairly nep-ttve qQuantity as tar as any pro-grssslie action in the peace isconcerned. Harry Truman was arailway signal man who, whileyoung, turned to politics and hasbeen successful ever since . At besthe can be depended on to occupythe middle of the fence, for h ewas the only man that was accept-able to any degree to all factionsat the Democratic convention.

Agate, as after the last wee,the role the United States playsIn the peace that is being plan -ned today I. going to have avery great effect on its natureand therefore its permanence .The part she plays and the at-Mude she takes to the prob-lems that will arise are goingto be even more Important be -cause et the reduction In thewise of the world sines 1111and the participation of agreater number of nations Inthis war than In the last. In-deed her decisions tarry moreweight today than formerly be-cause she has retained the sta-tue of a great power while theft 'number her been decreased .Some Idea of the nature of the

peace may therefore be discoveredby the layman by observing aom dof the political Influences at pla yin the United States today andthe personalities that have emerg-ed on the horizons of public office.The personalities are important be-cause they reflect not only thetemper of the public mind butalso the influences that govern th edestinies of that country .OUTSTANDING

Probably the outstanding illus-tration of the situation has beenthe disputes arising over the ap-pointment of Henry Wallace to theposition of Secretary of Commerce.Mr. Roosevelt has been seekin gWallace's replacement of JesseJones in this office for over amonth with little success, and itlooks today that if Wallace's ap-pointment of Jesse Jones in thisoffice for position with reducedpower only .

In the group then that Roosevelthas t3 assist him in formulatin gthe peace, big business is possibl ytoo well represented . This Islementable from the view pointof the common man, for such in-fluences tend to restore the worl dto the place where it used to b ebefore the war, and will undoubt-edly ensure a greater concentra-tion of economic power and con-sequent further lowering of thestatus of the individual .

McGILL SETSISS QUOTAFOR STUDENTS

e MONTRAEL March 3 —(CUP)—International Stu-

dent Service Drive to collectone dollar from every McGil lstudent continued today withmany unusual features plannedto aid the campaign .

Students here will have theirpictures taken in front of cam-pus buildings for 25 cents ahead, proceeds to go to thedrive.

,Cast of the Nabob Coffee

Show, a popular eastern net -work feature will appear onthe campus to assist the cam-paign .

The quota of one dollar perstudent is the same as accept-ed by universities throughoutCanada who are holding i8 8drives this month ,

Parliamentary Horse Pla y

A Double Table Doodl e

A Good, Healthy Game

Let Us Learn Tolerance

MAMOOKS PLOT BI G

SURPRISE FOR UBC

By JEAN MacFARLANE•~ 'THERE IS another first for UBC! Little and big signs

all over the campus have been proclaiming this fact allweek. There is no explanation attached to the signs. That

is all they say .With suoh a lltle bit of intrigu-

ing information supplied, it imme-diately stub .the inquiring mindsof the students to work. Manyquestions suggest themselves,

"First what?" "When was theother 'one'?" "So what?" Yes In -deed, the students of this Univer-sity certainly have inquiringminds .

But no answers seem forthcom-ing. It would seem that It is asecret, and to make matters worseno-one is supposed to "Mow aboutit, And if that wasn't bad enough ,it is a secret. And not only that,but . . . aw shut up,

But what 1 was going to tel leverybody was the real meaningbehind those cryptic slim and Iwill, too . Only the one flaw Is ,I don't know what they mean.No-one would tell only hedoesn't know either.

I asked millions of people. Iasked people in the cat. They didnot know. I asked people in mylab. They didn't know. I askedJoe. And even Joe didn't know !I asked the Mamooks. They knew.

But would they tell me? Ms-wer—no. All they could do wasleer at me and scream "There i sanother first for UBC." Thatmuch I knew. What dumoos, Ev-erybody who eats In the oaf knowsthat . And everyone who just goesdown to the cal for 'the refreshingatmosphere knows. I know .

Joe knows.Well, as I can't tell you what th e

signs mean, I will tell you whatI think they mean. Which is prac-tically the same thing, becaus enaturally I am right. Notch.

So maybe it is about the FrothParty. Hmmmmm? Or maybe I tis about the engineers. Surelythey .have done something a bitdifferent lately . No? Well, maybethe Mamooks thought that thecouncil was going to beat the Pu bat that beautiful fiasco on Thurs-day. But no, even the Mamookscouldn't make a mistake like that .

SATURDAY STAFFSenior Editor Bruce Bowen

Associate EditorsNancy Macdonald, Ron Haggart,

Bill Stewart .Assistant Editors

Rosemary Hodgins, JeanMacFarlane, Harry Castiiloux

ReportersJoan Mitchell, Doreen Peacock,

Jessie McCarthey, Peggy Aveling,Shirley-Ruth Steadman, JoanneFerguson, Art Alexander, Fran kWalden, Bunny tSef .

Oh well, of one thing we aresure . "There Is another first forUBC." Do YOU know what itmeans, hmmmm?

Tell me.

New Stage Velours

Acquired for UBC

• THE NEW curtains for theauditorium have arrived

and are now installedThey are made of velour and

are double-sided. This mansthat two back-grounds or setsare available to the coiningPlayer's Club production, Oneside I. khaki and the otherblack.

Some mechanical difficultyhas been experienced with thenew traversing chrtaik but tid eshould be eliminated by nodweek according to Gree nRoomers.

A number of new light asto be installed shortly forspecial effects in "The TawIns of the 8hrevr't

According to one of the cam -pus firemen' there Is a regu -lation governing curtains—theymust be fire-proofed beforeuse on the stage.A minister on a westbound Whin

Plant Has World's

Biggest Recapper• CLEVELAND (UP) — James

C. Heintz & Co ., Inc., a Cleve-land war plant, has .produced thebiggest machine for recappingtires in the world.

Three times as large as anyother mold, It is to be used to re -cap tires for earth-moving equip-ment—tires which are over fivefeet in diameter and weigh IM Opounds.

The huge mold was made for theZook The Co., of Denver, Cot,proprietor and operator of 10 gov-

ernment-owned plants,

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THE UBYSSEY, MARCH 3, 1945 — Page Three

C. Stanley ResignsAs Dalhousie President'HALIFAX, March 3—(CUP)—Carleton Stanley has step -

ped down from the presidency of Dalhousie Universit yin Halifax. His resignation "due to a fundamental divergencein viewpoint with the governing board of the university," wasoffcially disclosed last Monday night . He has held the seniorfaculty post at Dalhousie for some 12 years .DISTINGUISHED CAREER

Dr. Stanley's academic career

was a distinguished one . In 1913he graduated from the University

Little Haytchkay . . . . by Buzz Walker

ELECTRIC DEVICE PREVENT SGUN JAMMING ON AIRCRAFT

SPECIAL TO THE UBYSIE Y• SCHENECTADY, March 3—An automatic gun charge r

that "thinks for itself in preventing failure of aerial ma -chine guns because of defective rounds of ammunition ha sbeen developed by General Electric for the B-29 Superfort-ress, P-81 Black Widow and other new airplanes, the corn -

Scienceman Gets . ShoppingSinged Sandwich with Mary Ann

of Toronto, majoring in Classicsand winning two gold medals forscholastic excellence. Pursuinghis studies in England, he receive dboth a Bachelor's and Master's d& -gm in Arts at New College, Ox -ford. Honorary Doctorates of Lawfrom Toronto and Maine universi-tw followed respectively In 1933and 1935. In the latter year, theUniversity of Colorado awardedhim an honorary Doctorate InLiterature.

Prior to his appointment to th eDalhousie presidency, Dr. Stanleyserved successively as Professor ofGreek and Militant to the Prin-cipal of McGill University InMontreal.

Author of two books, 'The Rootsof the Tree," and "Matthew Ar-nold," he was also active, and stillIs, in the field of journalism, con-tributing to numerous publica-tions, both In Canada and the Uni-ted Kingdom. From 1913-16 hewas on the editorial staff of theManchester Guardian.EXPONENTS OF ARTS

During his tenure of office atDalhousie' he achieved nationalprominence as an ardent expon-ent of theLlbral Arts and a vigor-ous supporter of the Humanities .A sincere Idealist, his address tothe Student Body at Dalhousielast Fall was noteworthy In itssignificance . He urged students torebel spinet the signorinas andapathy" prevalent in higher edu-cational circles today,

"The story of how to live thegood life and how to spread thegood life among one's fellows, Ilesclose to the focal purpose of edu-cation," Dr. Stanley declared. "Noone has ever been able to live thegood life without living the goodMs for others. "

LETTER TOTHE EDITOR

The Editor,The Ubyssey.Dear Sir :

If it were not for the fact thatI am defending one who is longsince deceased, there should be nofurther letters from me on thesubject of, as you so aptly put it,Mr. Editor, "The Ostentatious Mr.Peeper." (He is Indian a show-off, and "ostentatious and he behenceforth . )

My previous letters have de -clued his falsity. He continues tobe as he has been denounced . Toindicate that he has heard of Mr .Addison and also that he has amenreferences to "The Spectator" d o'how a weakening on his part, ye the has not acknowledged himsel fopenly.

Such a scoundrel must be aScotsman and I intend to find himout. Hence, w" su er we scams,I accept the Invitation of ire. Os-tentatious to be his guest one ev-ening at the theatre .

I await the necessary informa-tion to facilitate this meeting.

I am, sir, your humble servant ,"Sam. Johnson".

•signboardSATURDAY, MARCH 38:15 pan.—Vancouver Institute,

Arts 1007 :00.11:00 p.m.--Senior A Baskets

ball, Gym9:00.12:00 p.m .—1SS Rugby Dana,

Dining Room, Brook8 :30.12:30 pm—MS Week Danes,

Main Lounge, Brock

MONDAY, MARCH 8 —13:30.1:30—Music Appreciation,

Mons Smoking Room, Brook—VFC, Arts 90 1

1 :30-4 :30—Dr. Weir, Stag Roos.,Brook

9:004 :00 p.m.—acM, Auditorium,No. 313

7:3041:30 p.m.—Dawson Club,'Hens Smoking Room, Brook

TUESDAY, MARCH I -13 :30.1:30—Players Club, Stage

Room-Engineers Undergrad. Soc.,App. Sc. 100—VCT, ARTS 301—SPC, Arts 908

.UBYSSEY 10

101:30-10:00 p.m.—Players Club, Au-

ditorium3:00 p .m—Faculty Womens Club,

Dining Room, Brook3:30 .5:30 p.m.—Home Nursing,

Stage Room, Brook9:00 p.m,—CSTA, Mena Smoking

Room, BrookWEDNESDAY, MARCH 7— 113:30 .1:30—Engineering Institute of

C., App. So . 9573 FC, Arts 1101—WUS Aggie Elections, Age.100—WUS Commerce Elections,Arts 808—WUS 11nd Year Elections ,Arta 104—WUS 1st Year Elections,Arta 100—WUS 3rd Year Elections,Arta 101—Music Appreciation, MonsSmoking Room, Brock

3!30 .5:30 p.m—Home Nursing,Stage Room, Brock

7 :00.10 :30 p.m.-Parliamentary Fo-rum, Main Lounge, Brook

THURSDAY, MARCH 812 :30-1:30—LSE Special Events,

John Haddad-tenor, Auditor-ium—Vancouver Symphony Soci-ety Previews, Mans Sm. RoomBrock—Parliamentary Forum, Arts100—Engineers Undergrad . Soc.,App. Sc. 100—VFC, Arts 306—Trench Club, Arts 309

12 :30 . 3 :30--Jazz Society, Stag eRoom, Brook

8 :30.12 :30 p .m.—Sororities SongfestBrock

FRIDAY, MARCH, 9—12 :30 .1:30—Monro Pre-Mod, App.

Sc . 100—Players Club, Arts 104—VFC, Arts 206—Meeting, Arts 100—Music Appreciation, MonsSmoking Room, Brock—Parliamentary Forum, Arts

8:00 p .m.Kiwanis Club, SoldierEntertainment, Brock Loung e100

3:30.5:00 p .m.—SPC, Meru Exec. ,Brook

pony revealed here .This device Initially cocks the

plane's guns, will recognize anammunition failure, help dlplseof a defective round and insertand fire a new one. If a gun re-peatedly falls for approximately8 successive rounds, it will "de-cide" that something is radicallywrong and will stop all furthe roperation of that gun.

Almost imperative wheneveraerial machine guns are locatedso that they are not readily acces-sible to the man who fires them,these chargers perform electricallythe same job a gunner in a direct-ly controlled turret performs byfirst thinking out the trouble andthen correcting it by hand. Ac-cording to company engineers,

t their use has played an importantpart in making these planes mor ethan a match for enemy aircraft.THREE UNITS

GE.'s gun charger consists ofthree pricipal unit', charging, fir-ing and timing. The firing unitfires the gun normally. The tim-ing unit determines when tocharge the gun, in case a defectiveround occurs, and the chargingunit dears ammunition malfuno-tlons.

Air under the high pressure of1,000 pounds per square Inch isused to operate the charger. Tomake available a constant sup-ply of this air without using ai rbottles, which require frequent re-filling, G-E engineers developed asmall air compressor . This ismonuted on the turret, where itmaintains a supply of high Pm-sure air at all times, with no needfor refilling the pressure tankfrom an outside source. Treasureproduced by this compressor Ismuch higher than that reached b yany similar device previously usedon planes .

Fifty-calibre machine guns onthe B-29 and P-81 will operateunder almost any atmosphericconditions. Because of this, th echargers are designed so that they ,too, will function under the sameconditions. Their continuous oper-ation is permissible at tempera-tures from 65 F below zero to 160F above zero, as well as unde rextremes In humidity and at anyaltitude . Furthermore, since thecharger is primarily a safety desvice to insure continuous oper-ation of the guns, It is no designedthat its failure will not occur fo rthe same reasons that might causegun failure.

'FOUNDIn the Pub, one man's brown

oxford shoe, to fit right foot ofsome student . We don't knowwhere it came from and would ap-predate Its owner picking it up,since it must be uncomfortabl efor him to walk around on oneshoe .

NOTICEMain work on the Monday pro-

gram of the Symphonic Club willbe "Beethoven's Emperor Concer-to." The concert will be presen-ted In the Brook's Men's Smoker,

at 12 :30 . Everybody welcome,

Kayla CulhaneMay Address SPC• EFFORTS are being made to

procure Kayla Culbane, wife

of the secretary of the Vancou-

ver branch of the Boilermaker's

Union, to speak to Social Prob.

lams Club 'members on Tuesday.

"Employment across Canada"will be the general topic of Mrs.Culhane'a remar ks at 12:30 p .m. InArta 204. If she is unable to come,the meeting will go on as usual .

SPC members are reminded of

the regular study groups held eachFriday at 3 :30 p.m. in the BrookMen's Executive Room.

• SOME ectencemen like hottimes, but the edencemen in

the Cat yesterday morning hadjust a little too much to suit him.

He was sitting calmly at a Cattable before the groggy hour of9:00 a .m. He was calmly fixingup a Civil Engineering paper forsubmission at a little later date .

An, Apse friend of his who un-doubtedly wanted to "bone a-round," sauntered over and setaid' Engineer's lunch afire . Im-mediately bystanders jumped upand tried to put out the flames .

After the flames had subsidedthe wisecracks began to pour ontothe poor man In red. Severalnearby people promptly inquiredabout touted cheese sandwiches .

Aside from one lunch and sever-al burnt fingers the damage wasnegligible. At any rate it shouldgo to prove the old adage, "Littl emen who play with matches usu-ally have a pretty hot time

."

Artsmen EngineersHoldAl I-day Battle• MONTREAL, Mar . 3—(CUP)

—Artsnen and Emgineen bat-tiid in a day-long slew fight atMcGill this week with much dam-age to Commercemen who daredto meddle in the ancient feud,

The Engineers disregarded ev-ery rule, including that of chival-ry to women. They argued theyhad the law on their side, as theinitial blows had been struck atthem by a foray of energetic Corn-=rumen. The Artsmen protes-ted, as the Engineers should haveretaliated b y bombarding t h eCommerce hideouts, nut the En-gineers, in their avail fury, hadno time for subtle distinctions.

The fighting raged on and a-round a National Research Coun-cil truck, then up the Arts Build-ing steps, when Yalta Reidlocked the doors;

Undaunted, the Artsmen turnednecessity into a glorious triumph,and uniting with Seism, an dCommerce, battled their way pas tthe Plumber Workshop to the nowallied Physics Building while thewounded, dead, and dying piledup in the Chemist ' s sanctum.

LOSTSlazenger badminton racquet ,

and press with initials H . H. on it,in the gym. Finder please notifyClara Spall, ALma 0598 L .

• QUALITY is the keynote forthe well-dressed woman of

1945 and quality is beat expresse dby smart fur& So for the audit'fur of the year visit the New YorkFur Company, 797 W . Georgia , . . .The Theta pledge and her darkZete boy friend have definitelybroken up after all this time butthe embarrassing part is that be-fore the break-up she Invited himto her sorority formal . . . One

phyla lecture neatly broke upwhen the lecturer persisted intalking about birth control whenhe meant birth rates . . . . Furcosts of all types are on ale Nthe New York Fur . Do you pre-fer a short jacket or a full lengthcoat? You can find one to sui tyour taste and purse at the NewYork Fur.

see .• SANDALS are favorite foot-

wear with style-oaucious eo-eds and anklet strap sandals aredouble favorites. You'll find themin black, blue, and brown withspike heels at Rae-Son's Mersa•nine Floor . . . . A pissnmt sightwas the burly male m the Brookholding pretty pink yarn for a RedCross coed as she wound up woolfor her knitting quota . . . Moth-er diversion was the A 0 Pi andher almost boy friend, bad of th eblood drive on the campus, whenthey left a Chem lab the otherday they announced they were go-ing down to "the clinic" . . . .Ru-Son's Mafnenine Floor 4 al-so favorite with discerning coeds.You'll find Rea-Son's at MO Gran-ville where Mruanino prices runfrom $7 .95,

Symphonic Club to

Hold Annual Meet

• UNIVERSITY Symphonic clubis holding Its Annual General

Meeting on Tuesday, 13:30 In Art.301 . Main business of the meetingwill be election of officers fornext year. All members of theclub, and those wishing to be-come members, are urged to at-tend

"Decisions reached at this mee-ting will have a vital effect onfuture club activities," stated SidWiggln, president of the Club.

LOSTLost at the Beta Formal, an em-

erald pendant earring . Please re-turn to Irene Kennedy, Mussoc, orphone BA. 6138-L .

Another1st

ForU. B. C.

`Ghe feminine touch

Even the tailored blouses have a softer ai r

about them this spring . Choose a plain or

pretty one for Easter.

—Blouses, Main Floor .

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• JUST DREAMING?—Can you imagine a gym on ou rcampus like the one pictured above? This is what th e

University of Western Ontario is working for at the presen ttime. UBC students would really have something to be prou dof if we could have something like this on the campus . This

set-up would give the University a building set aside for room for other popular sports . These sports and many othersPhysical Education and 'would include a gym in which to would then have a true home on the campus . It would reallycarry out the Physical Education Program and floor sports, make sports a big part of the UBC life . Who knows—maybea pool for swimming and aquacades, alleys for bowling and someday in the future, UBC students might be that lucky.

the gospel . . .according to LUKE MOYLS

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LUKE MOYLS, Sports Edito r

THE UBYSSEY, MARCH, 3, 1945 — Page Four

'BIRDS MEET LAURIES TONIGH T

SPEAKING OF BUILDINGS . . .• SPRING IS here, tra la . And March comes in like alamb, but it seems Luke goes out like a dog, a sick one at that .However, it took 54 sports pages to do it, and something tell sme that's a record, seeing as how they never had more than40 issues a year until John . Tom took over .

Looking over a recent issue of the Manitoban, I stumble dacross a rather startling article by two gentlemen, Eric Berg-enstein and Thomas Weber: It appears that these two enter-prising scribes got together in a two-man campaign, and on eof their results was practically a full-page spread in the Uni-versity of Manitoba's sheet.

They begin their epic rather bombastically :"This war has shown us much about our Canada . It has

proven to us that she has a great will, a strong heart, a soun dpocket-book, and a weak body . We mean just that!"

Oh For A Building Like ThatThey go on to explain that "medical examination on a

national scale, carried out during the last few years, havebrought this startling fact to light . The number of medicalrejections of our country 's youth is a disgrace to a nationreputed to be the breadbasket of the world ."

They are campaigning for the construction of a Physica lEducation building on their campus, and I could easily fill thissports page with all the material that they presented in favorof such a building.

The above sketch illustrates the kind of building the ywant. It's nothing out of the ordinary in the way of Physica lEducation buildings, if you have the Physical Education De-partment .

Here on the UBC Campus, we have a half-hearted P.E .Department. But there is a good man behind our athletics—Mr. M. L. Van Viiet—and once our department gets on itsfeet, there's no reason why UBC shouldn't set the pace i nPhysical Education .

UBC Needs A Fieldhouse TooHowever, one of the first requirements for such a depart-

ment is a fieldhouse of some sort or another . Here we haveno such building. You can't call our gym a fieldhouse . Infact, you can't call our gym a gym !

The building pictured above would house but the barenecessities of a Physical Education Department . If you'wantto get more elaborate, take a look at Stanford, or the Uni-versity of Washington, or any of the American Universit yFieldhouses.

The one above houses two fully-equipped gyms, hand-ball courts, a boxing and wrestling ring, a swimming pool ,bowling alleys, recreation rooms for ping pong, pool, etc . ,lecture rooms and offices .

The field house illustrated above was designed for theUniversity of Western Ontario . The building, which will beconstructed this year, will cost $500,000. Western Ontariohas an enrolment of 1979 students, and is situated in a com-paratively small town, London, Ontario .

And here we are, still wondering what to do with thewaived pay in the COTC fund . Some day, UBC will wake upto the fact that athletics and physical education are vitallynecessary to any university .

LOST

LOST

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On Monday, blue Parker pencil ,

rough notes in a brown folder,

on the bus or between Sasamat

Urgently needed. Please return to

and 3900 on 13th. Please phoneJean Gray or phone BAy. 0287.

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• VARSITY'S 1945 batch o fThunderbirds hope to be mak-

ing their last appearance of theyear tonight when they mee tLaurie' Pirates in the third gameof the current Senior A finals .' The winners of the best of fiveeerie' will be declared City cham-pions and as the Pat Bay Gremlinscan not partake in the Provincialfinals, the team that wins thisseries will also be the Provincialleaders in the casaba field .

The 'Birds have taken thefirst two game' of the eerie 'from the Piemen, taking thefirst with a handy 20 point

Frosh, SeniorsTo Meet TodayIn Hockey Til t

By SHELAGH WHEELER

• TODAY THE two Varsitygrass hockey squads will give

vent to their surplus energy a t12:30 on the upper playing fiel dwhen they play each other . Thisgame marks the first occasion ofthe year that our home field hasentertained coed stick stars, ' andthe aged foal posts should see a 'fast and furious game.

The Freshettes are determin-ed to give the high place Sen-iors a run for their money, an drecalling the last game whenthe Frosh eleven were defeate donly 1-0 In a heated overtimeperiod, the Seniors may wellhave a stiff game on theirhands,The Senior team needs this win

to strengthen their hold on firstplace, and will be out in full forceto try and down their youngersisters .

VARSITY : Forwards: B e r t o ,Lang, Watt, Thomson, Parks, HalfBacks: Rodenchuck, Pearce, Stev-ens, Full Backs : Wright, Inch ,Goal: Matheson,

FROSH : Forwards: MacKinnon ,Shearman, Summers, Wheeler, Ir-win . Half Backs: Gamey, French ,Robinson, Full Backs: Moon, Scott.Goal : Wilson ,

Boss — Are you a man who de-fends his own opinions ?

Applicant — Yes, sir . I'm noyes-man ,

Boas — Fine, fine. That's whatI want — a man who will saywhat he really thinks, even if itcosts him his job.

reply.The Laurie squad finally whit-

tled the lead down however an dhad come to within eight pointsbefore Pat McGper went up wit ha shot just as the wn:atte wentto give the 'Birds a 10 point mar -gin .

The 'Birds will be out there t ofinish the series off if it's humanlypossible tonight so that they canget down to work. It seems thatthey want to get through thisyear! If the students do take thistilt, it will probably be their lastappearance on the maple courtsthis year.

It is highly improbable at thepresent time that the Pat BayGremlins will be coming here aswas rumored formerly. If thefellows see a big enough crowdout tonight, they may be inspiredenough to go out and put oat atorrid show for you as their last

Galespie Gains gthere .ame in Senior A ball . See you

Win Via TKO• THE SPORT card of ISS week

came to a close yesterday withthe end of a lively boxing exhibi-tion in the Varsity Stadium, A fair 'crowd of fisticuff fans turned outto witness this contest sponsoredby the Phrateres.

In the main event of the noonhour card, Will Gregorak and BobListee battled it out to draw . Thetwo husky lads were very fast an dtrade the best of every opportun-ity they had .

The best event, in the eyes o fmost spectators, was the scrapbetween Johnny Kennedy andMac Gelespie. Gelesple cam ein hard and copped a technicalknockout over Kennedy.To wind up the card, Bill Hoy k

boxed his way to a clean cut de-cision over Harry Bell-Irving . Theboys fought an even battle up t othe end of the last round whenHoyk put on the pressure andforced Bell-Irving around the ring.

A great deal of the successof this exhibition was due tothe work of Phil Olsen. Phi ltook over the refereeing of th ethree bouts, and turned in avery successful job. When h eIs not refereeing fights, Philspends his time giving tips tothe student boxers .This was the first contest of its

kind to be presented on the cam -pus, and by the looks of the spec-tators it is going to go a long way .The boxing club seems quite wellorganized now and any buddingboxers will be welcomed at theclub's workouts.

margin and the second Wed-nesday night at King Ed by10 points. They are heavilyfavoured to finish the series to -night .Wednesday's tilt was a thriller

as far as the crowd was concerne dand a goodly crowd it was too.Laurles put on a great fight)through the first three quarters ,to give the 'Birds, who weren't ashot as they have been, quite a bitof trouble before the students be-gan to roll in the final canto totake the 49-39 win.

Going into the last quarter,Varsity had a 28-26 lead over thePiemen, but the Blue and Gol dmachine started in with avengeance and in the first fourminutes of the canto, had pour-ed !even baskets through th ePie-Rates hoop without a

Mu Phis EliminateKappa Sigma BoysFrom Hoop Hope s• THERE

great joy amon gthe Mu Phi boys today . The

second place intramural group tookthe measure of their bitterest op-ponents, the league leading KappaSigmas, 30-25 in a noon hour bas-ketball encounter Thursday .

After a hard tussle the MuPhis, led by Darry Thompsonand Fred Demons, who scoredeleven and ten points respec-tively, walked victorious offthe floor . But it was not onlya basketball game they hadwon. They had narrowed th emargin between themselvesand the first place squad .Kappa Sig's can get no more

points from basketball while th eMu Phi team, on the other hand,are still going strong and shoul dbe able to close the gap beforethe end of the hoop schedule.

Tomorrow the intramural soft -ball schedule will be posted .

A small boy was approached b ya man who asked him, "C-c-c-ca ny-y-ou t-t-tell m-me w-w-whereV-V-Vine S-s-street is?" The boydidn't answer, and the disgustedman dashed off. Another man hadheard, and asked the boy :

"Why didn't you answer thatman?"

" W-w-what?" demanded the boyindignantly, "a-a-and h-h-h-hav em-m-my n-nose p-p-p-punched? "

'BIRDS ENTER FINAL CUP GAMEVarsity To Meet Vancouver RepsAs McKecIfnie Series Winds U p• ( VARSITY THUNDERBIRDS play their last McKechnle

Cup game of the season today, when they oppose th echallenging Vancouver Reps in their own stadium. In theprelminary fixture, UBC Intermediates meet Victoria Col-

3 .

The famed McKechnie Cup will

be presented to Varsity captai n

Al Jones after the struggle .

Here is the lineup :

VARSITY : Jim Hughes, fullback ,

Jack Armour, wing three-quarter,

Ted Taylor, centre three, Bob

Croll, second five-eighths, Torn

McCusker, wing three, Maury

Moyle, five-eighths, Gerry Jenvey ,

receiving half, Bob Lawson, Dav eMorgan, Al Jones, Cam Coady ,

Harry Kabush, Keith MacDonald,

Johnny Hicks, and Bill Wallace,

forwards.

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104 IAC N4111 IN CIUANTITII 5

loge All-Stars in a return match at 2 o'clock ,Varsity, already winners of the

trophy, will charge into the fra ywith three of their main spark- '

' plugs missing from their startinglineup. Joe Pegues and Jack Mc-Kercher, injured in Victoria, havebeen joined by big Len Mitten,plunging centre three-quarter, onthe 11st of crocks . Len turned his 'ankle while jogging over to thegym from the Stadium on Wed-

nesday .

President Norman A. M. Mac-Kenzie will make the openin gkickoff for the feature battle at