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James Mahon1985

Psychotherapist $22,500

Malia Delapenia 2006

Belly dancer $10,000

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Psychotherapist $74,967

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Belly dancer$65,000

Jeffrey Saunders2003

Body piercer $26,000

NOW

Body piercer $34,000

Darryl Michaelson1994

Cat furniture maker $75,000

Rev. Laura Gentry2001

Lutheran pastor $35,000

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Lunchroom worker $8,670

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Cat furniture maker $55,000

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Laughter ambassador$53,066

OUR 30th

ANNUAL REPORT

WHATPEOPLEEARN

THEN&NOW

CARRIE UNDERWOOD2004

Waitress $15,980*

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Country singer $20 million

BARACK OBAMA1997 Ill. state senator $48,403

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U.S. president$400,000

Deborah Coley-Lee2007

Lunchroom worker $5,300

ALBERT PUJOLS 2000 Peoria Chiefs third baseman $2,750

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L.A. Angels fi rst baseman $14.5 million

Yvette McGee Brown1993

County judge $86,500

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Ohio Sup. Ct. judge$141,600

Ronnie Kuley2005

Firefi ghter $58,000

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Fire lieutenant $93,190

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PARADE

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Q: How was Tiger Woods

the highest-paid athlete

last year after he lost

sponsors and won only

one tournament?

—Ruby M., Philadelphia

A: Woods’s personal woes certainly hindered his game for much of the past two years and cost him sponsors like AT&T and Gatorade. But he retained some endorse-ment deals, including Nike and Electronic Arts, which together accounted for more than half of his estimated $75 million take in 2011.

P Tiger Woods

Q: On 2 Broke Girls, the lead characters, Max and Caroline, are trying to save up $250,000 to start a cupcake business. How did the show come up with that fi gure? —Joseph K., New York City

A: “I was looking for a

Q: Is it easier for stars to sell their homes? —E. Walter, Hollywood, Calif.

A: Though their famous names give their proper-ties an initial boost of attention, celebrities

P Bruce Willis’s house in Idaho

P 2 Broke Girls

number that was realistic about what it would take to start an upscale cupcake business in Manhattan,” says series cocreator Michael Patrick King, whose sister ran a bakery in Pennsylvania, “and also seem impossible given where the girls are in their lives and where the economy is.” Track their progress Mondays on CBS (8:30 p.m. ET).

are still at the mercy of factors like market strength, location, and competitive pricing. Tour Bruce Willis’s Idaho home, which at press time was listed for $15 million, at Parade.com/willis.

Are actors really worth the

millions they get paid?

—Luz Gamir, Calif.

Studios pay big bucks for the exposure stars

bring. Take Reese Witherspoon, who

reportedly earned nearly $30 million in 2011: Her last three fi lms weren’t blockbusters, but “she

and other A-listers appeal to an international

audience,” says Exhibitor Relations’ Jeff Bock. “And there are cable showings,

DVDs—that’s a good investment for a studio.”

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Collins, 49, began her writing career in 1991 in children’s TV, with such credits as Clarissa Explains It All

and The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo. She then transitioned to kids’ books, penning the best-selling

Underland Chronicles series before really

hitting a nerve with 2008’s The Hunger Games, the fi rst book in a trilogy set in a

postapocalyptic North America where children are forced into a televised battle to the death. The fi lm version debuted in March and grossed $155 million its

fi rst weekend, the third-biggest opening ever.

“Teaching kept me young. You only have kids for one year, but you hope that your work influences them across a lifetime.”

2012, age 59Bainbridge Island, Wash.Retired teacher$42,000 (pension)

SUZANNE COLLINS

TV writer$31,300*

Author$10 million

SUPENN HARRISON

Harrison’s Thai restaurants—the Twin Cities’ first—have struggled. She’s had to cut staff hours and uses coupons to lure customers. “But I have to try to be positive.”

1997, age 51MinneapolisRestaurateur$80,000

2012, age 65MinneapolisRestaurateur$36,000

thirty years ago, as parade’s editors

were putting together the first edition of What People Earn, I was landing my fi rst gig in publishing: associate editor at Teen Beat. Not exactly the Woodward-and-Bernstein assignment I’d imagined as a journalism major at New York University, but it was a

job! And interviewing up-and-coming stars like Michael J. Fox and Matthew Perry proved to be the perfect entrée to dream positions at Entertainment Weekly, LIFE, People, and, in 2010, PARADE.

That’s my story. But what about the folks featured over the years in What People Earn? Was Doug Olson, who appeared on our 1983 cover, still teaching science? Was Charlene Rose- Masuda still getting by as a Dolly Parton impersonator? Executive editor Brad Dunn and reporters Jeryl Brunner, Mari

Kasanuki, and Emmet Sullivan tracked down over 100 people from past WPE issues and asked: Are you happy at work? How did the recession affect you? Do you dream of fi nding a new job? The answers offer a revealing look at the workforce in these uncertain times.

I invite you to share your own story at Parade.com/jobs. And to the hardworking folks we’ve profi led over the years, let me say, on behalf of PARADE’s 131 employees, we’ve loved doing business with you.

—Maggie Murphy, editor in chief

THEN NOW

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A peek at American paychecks over the past 30 years: the ups, the downs, and the surprising turnarounds

Then & Now

1983, age 30Bainbridge Island, Wash. Teacher$18,700

PARADE’S ANNUAL “WHAT PEOPLE EARN” SALARY ROUNDUP IS NOT A SCIENTIFIC STUDY. SALARY FIGURES REFLECT 2011 INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE PARTICIPANTS. CELEBRITY EARNINGS WERE COMPILED FROM PUBLISHED SOURCES. AN ASTERISK (*) INDICATES SALARY ESTIMATES TAKEN FROM BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS.

Underland Chronicles series before really

hitting a nerve with 2008’s The Hunger Games, the fi rst book in a trilogy set in a

postapocalyptic North America where children are forced into a televised battle to the death. Thefi lm version debuted in Marchand grossed $155 million its

fi rst weekend, the third-biggest opening ever.

over the years in arn? Was Doug ared on our 1983 ng science? Was

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6 • April 15, 2012

MICHELE GROOT

Groot resigned her law job after six years without advancement. She found work as a long-term disability claims analyst—with room for growth.

2010, age 30Omaha, Neb.Legal assistant$18,500

2012, age 32Omaha, Neb.Insurance analyst$36,000

“We provide interpreters to hospitals and clinics. If you’re misdiagnosed and don’t speak English, it could prove fatal.”

2003, age 49Providence, R.I.CEO, translationservice company$300,000

2012, age 58Cranston, R.I.CEO, translationservice company$260,000

After a bout with skin cancer, Posnick created makeup that helps block the sun—and built a company around it.

Before he got his break on TV’s 21 Jump Street, Depp sold ink pens over the phone to make ends meet.

“It was difficult working in Alaska. I came to the Big Island for the quality of life. Working 24/7 is not important.”

1985, age 33DallasMakeup artist$50,000

1983, age 20Los AngelesSalesman$13,500*

1993, age 29AnchorageArchitect$32,000

2012, age 60DallasCEO, cosmetics fi rm$140,000

2012, age 48FranceActor$50 million

2012, age 48Kawaihae, Hawaii Architect$10,500

PAUL SINCLAIR

Sinclair is now semi-retired, but he still loves coaching local high schoolers and giving private lessons.

“After my husband had to move for work, I started Momangeles.com. I love sharing finds with other moms.”

2004, age 52IndianapolisTennis pro$48,000

2001, age 30AtlantaMedia consultant $60,000

2012, age 60IndianapolisTennis coach$25,000

2012, age 41Los AngelesMom, blogger$0

As the breakout star of MTV’s hit reality show Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24, introduced audiences to a world of tanning

and fi st-pumping in 2009. From selling her own books and

sunglasses to promoting a spray-tan line, the 4-foot-9 “guidette” has parlayed her reality TV fame into serious money. The salary above is based on her $100,000-per-

episode deal for season 4, but

with her mini-empire of self-branded

products, the mom-to-be will

likely enjoy an even bigger windfall next year.

SNOOKI

Reality TV star$45,000

Reality TV star$1.6 million

There was a time when Huddleston logged

nearly 100,000 miles a year wrestling steers for a living. “I was in

every state in the continental United States and fi ve provinces in Canada,” he

says. But all the driving—and time away from his family—got old, and

the salary was less than steady. “You have to do well to get paid. You have to

win,” he says. “I broke my elbow and that slowed me down, so I gradually

quit.” In 2006, he went back to work in road maintenance, his profession

before starting on the rodeo circuit. Today he’s a rodeo judge, but he’s

wistful about leaving the ring. “There’s something I miss about [competing in

rodeos]. I would love to be 20 years younger and still doing it. It’s man

against animal, but you’re really competing against yourself.”

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Rodeo cowboy$103,000

2012, age 54McAlester, Okla.

Road maint. supervisor$45,000

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DENNIS SALISBURY

“I have always enjoyed the relationships we have with our customers —we have some that go back three generations.”

2002, age 58Joelton, Tenn.Sporting goods store owner$80,000

2012, age 68Joelton, Tenn.Sporting goods store owner$75,000

After her best-selling books went out of print, Wright began e-publishing her work. “It’s never too late to rewrite the story of your own life.”

1991, age 38Elk Point, S.D.Romance writer$52,500

2012, age 59Lodi, Calif.E-book author$59,000

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“Few careers challenge you like archaeology. It never gets boring.”One of his favorite finds: a dog buried by its owners more than 5,000 years ago.

Tabachnikoff left the city for a simpler, more satisfying life. “I’m in my third career now. I choose jobs based more on what interests me than money.”

1990, age 36Louisville, Ky.Archaeologist$29,900

1988, age 23BostonEditorial asst.$14,500

2012, age 57Louisville, Ky.Archaeologist$51,959

2012, age 47Brattleboro, Vt. Teen counselor$32,000

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Willis enjoys reuniting families, but his job involves “a great deal of stress.” He hopes to see a raise soon.

2010, age 43Fargo, N.D.Social worker$58,200

2012, age 45Fargo, N.D.Social worker$64,548

“D’oh!” has meant plenty of dough for the voice of Homer Simpson: He earns 14 times what he did in 1990. The actor will take a pay cut next season.

1990, age 33Los AngelesVoice actor$660,000

2012, age 54Los AngelesVoice actor$9.7 million

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The Chicago Bears snatched up Harbaugh in 1987, the year he led Michigan to the Rose Bowl. He played quarterback for four other NFL teams

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Forced to abandon their home in the economic downturn, Hotaling and her husband closed their martial arts studio and started a new school in a new town. All income goes into the business.

Kelley chose his field because the work would be steady, but he’s remained because he feels his calling is to “take care of families who are grieving.”

2005, age 39Ann Arbor, Mich. Martial arts instructor

$12,000

1996, age 46Pine Bluff, Ark. Funeral director$45,000

2012, age 46Chelsea, Mich. Martial arts instructor$0

2012, age 62Pine Bluff, Ark. Funeral director$101,500

MYRON PSTRAK

Pstrak loves to give his carriage tours, but he’s had to cut back to focus on his other part-time jobs: hospital lab technician and travel agent.

2002, age 48Charleston, S.C.Tour guide$17,000

2012, age 58Charleston, S.C.Tour guide$7,200

JUDY GEORGE

George sold her furniture retail business and started over. It was a good move, she says. “I feel and look better than I have in 20 years.”

1988, age 47Milton, Mass.Chain store CEO$100,000

2012, age 71 Milton, Mass.Design entrepreneur$145,000

“After retiring from bullfighting in 1998, I got a master’s in art and lived in Italy. I always thought it would be great to teach; now I have my own art school.”

1988, age 28Houston, Tex.Matador$30,000

2012, age 51Montgomery, Tex.Art school owner$157,000

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Many of the people pictured here said they had found their dream job. Others told us they were way off track. Now we want to hear from you.

PARADE and Yahoo! Finance are teaming up to discover how Americans view their jobs and work cultures, their career priorities and prospects. How would you answer the following?

• Would you fi re your boss if you could?

• Would you rather have a 5 percent raise or two more weeks of vacation?

• If you could start over, would you pick the same fi eld?

• Would you be friends with your colleagues if you didn’t work with them?

• What one piece of advice would you give a young person starting a career today?

Take our survey, and look for the results in a future issue of PARADE. Plus, sign up to be in our next salary report. Go to Parade.com/jobs.

How Happy Are You?

TRACY VISER

1994, age 44Los AngelesDolly Parton

impersonator$25,000

2012, age 61Torrance, Calif.

Dolly Parton impersonator

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have to really, really practice her makeup,” Rose-Masuda says of the years she’s spent

becoming the Queen of Country. Thanks to all the wigs and the custom-made shoes and costumes, “I’m going

broke keeping up!” The investment has paid off, though: Rose-Masuda has

Parton’s offi cial stamp of approval; she’s performed as the singer all around the world and has even played her on fi lm.

Best of all, she’s actually spent time with her. “Every impersonator’s dream is to

meet the person they impersonate—and to own one of their original pieces of

clothing. I’ve been lucky enough to do both.” Carving a career out of imitation

is no mean feat, but for Rose-Masuda it’s all about enjoying her work. “I’m the

mother to fi ve boys, so it’s fun playing dress-up,” she says. And there’s a

serious side, too. “Over the years I’ve done many fund-raisers and charity

events for organizations like the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. That

in itself is very rewarding.”

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ALBERTO REYES

“I work with high-end players. We go to the Grand Canyon, we drive race cars. It’s not just about living like a superstar; I also keep them out of harm’s way.”

1993, age 27Las VegasHotel desk clerk$23,000

2012, age 46Las VegasCasino host$118,000

JOHN POTTER

Potter quit his newspaper graphics job to become a fine artist. “I moved to a high mountain valley and I’m now living my dream: painting in my pajamas.”

1990, age 33Billings, Mont.Graphic artist$23,000

2012, age 55Roscoe, Mont.Fine artist$67,500

OPRAH WINFREY

Winfrey left local TV to start what became the most popular talk show ever. Her earnings after mid-2011 may shrink with her network’s money woes.

1984, age 30 ChicagoHost, AM Chicago$200,000

2012, age 58Montecito, Calif.CEO, Harpo$290 million

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Who’s the Boss?

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their own HR managers. Sure, you know you need medical coverage, but other fi nancial and insurance matters also require your attention. Sara Horowitz, founder and executive director of the Freelancers Union, offers these tips.

• Plan for dry spells. Independent workers are rarely guaranteed a steady income, so have a nest egg stashed away: An emergency account containing six months’ worth of savings is recommended.

• Don’t mix business with pleasure. Keeping work and personal funds separate will spare you big headaches (and opening a second checking account is a cinch).

• Save a little something for Uncle Sam. You should set aside about 30 percent of your income for taxes. If you don’t, you’ll be in for a nasty surprise come April: The self-employed typically pay twice as much into Social Security and Medicare as traditional employees.

• Be safe, not sorry. Make sure you get the right insurance. Disability insurance is essential for the self-employed; it will replace a portion of lost income if you’re unable to work for an extended period. Liability insurance can shield you from lawsuits that arise from work-related accidents. And, if your work depends on expensive, specialized equipment, you should look into property insurance.

If You Lived, Worked, or Attended School in the Nitro Area of West Virginia

A Class Action Settlement May Affect Your Rights

For more information: www.BibbClass.com 1-877-552-1274

Legal Notice

What Is This Case About?

A Settlement has been reached in a class action lawsuit against Monsanto Company and various others (the “Defendants”) about whether air emissions from burning waste materials at the old Monsanto chemical plant in Nitro, West Virginia and other locations in the area created a significant health risk requiring diagnostic medical examinations. The case in the Circuit Court of Putnam County, West Virginia is called Bibb v. Monsanto Company, No. 04-C-465. The Court has appointed the The Calwell Practice PLLC of Charleston, WV, to represent the Class.

Are You Affected?

You are included in the medical monitoring class, if you worked full time, attended school full time, or lived in Putnam and Kanawha county area of West Virginia known as the ”Class Area” between January 1, 1948 and September 30, 2010. You do not need to live in the Nitro area now if you lived in the Nitro area in the past. However, everyone will not be eligible for medical monitoring. You can review a complete description of the eligibility criteria and a map of the area involved on the website or by calling the toll free number listed below.

What Does The Settlement Provide?

The Settlement establishes a medical monitoring program and fund to provide eligible Class Members with free medical monitoring at Thomas Memorial Hospital in South Charleston, West Virginia. Medical monitoring will only be provided if the Court approves the Settlement and after any appeals are resolved.

If you are eligible to participate, you will receive medical monitoring only. You will not be paid money or other benefits. If you live in the class area but do not qualify for medical monitoring, you will not be able to sue for medical monitoring in the future.

How is Eligibility Determined?

The need for medical monitoring depends on how much exposure a person had, so not everyone who lived, worked or attended school in the area will be eligible. You must meet certain time and age requirements to qualify. Details on eligibility criteria can be found on the website.

How Do I Participate?

If you wish to participate in the free medical testing, or you want your neighbors to have an opportunity to participate,

you need to contact the Notice Administrator by June 7, 2012 to request a Registration Packet. You can contact the Notice Administrator at 1-877-552-1274 or sign up to receive updates at www.Bibbclass.com. You will then be notified about the results of the Fairness Hearing along with registration information. If you do not contact the Notice Administrator then it is up to you to find out if the Settlement gets approved. If you wish to participate you must register by October 16, 2012. After approval, the Registration and Program Administrator will be the firm of Flaherty, Sensabaugh and Bonasso of Charleston, WV.

If you do not want to participate in the medical monitoring, you do not have to do anything. If you do nothing, you will not receive any further notice regarding this Settlement.

What Are Your Options?

Object: You can object to the Settlement or the award of attorneys’ fees and costs. You must object in writing postmarked no later than June 7, 2012 to the Clerk of the Court, Circuit Court of Putnam County, 3389 Winfield Road, Winfield, WV 25213. If you have no objection to the Settlement, you do not have to do anything, other than request a Registration Packet if you would like the opportunity to participate.

Appear or Speak: You can appear at the hearing, but you don’t have to. You can hire your own attorney, at your own expense, to appear or speak for you at the hearing. If you want to appear or speak at the hearing, you must include your notice to appear with your objection.

When Will The Court Decide?

The Court has appointed The Calwell Practice PLLC of Charleston, West Virginia to represent you at no cost to you. A hearing will be held on June 18, 2012 at 9:00 a.m., in Courtroom 1, at the Putnam County Courthouse, 3389 Winfield Road, Winfield, WV 25213 to consider whether to approve the Settlement and a request for attorneys’ fees and costs.

Get More Information

For more detailed information, to register, or view any Court documents, visit www.BibbClass.com, call toll-free 1-877-552-1274, or write to: Bibb Class, PO Box 1031, Minneapolis, MN 55440-1031.

Please do not call the Court or the Judge.


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CARISA FLOOD VINCENT

Vincent, who “always felt a need to give back to the community,” became an ER nurse in 2011. “I love the fast-paced environment.”

1995, age 24Bartlett, N.H.Public relations$18,500

2012, age 41Rio Rancho, N.M.ER nurse (RN)$47,698

AMELIA PARÉ

“I do reconstructive work on cancer patients to help them feel like themselves again. That’s worth more than money.”

2002, age 34PittsburghPlastic surgeon$125,000

2012, age 45PittsburghPlastic surgeon$150,000

BETH WREGEJASON HENNESSEY

Wrege went back to get a Ph.D. in fisheries and wildlife biology. She loves her government job, but it’s slated to end in August.

Hennessey says he misses being a DJ (and still has the equipment in his basement), but “it helped me grow and made me a good public speaker.”

2005, age 50Garner, N.C.Water specialist$75,000

2002, age 24Las VegasDJ$90,000

2012, age 57Land O’ Lakes, Fla.Hydrologist$81,500

2012, age 34Roswell, Ga.Marketing CEO$192,000

Hamm, 41, spent much of the ’90s going on auditions that went nowhere and waiting tables to

pay the rent. “I gave myself to my 30th birthday [to make it], and my 30th birthday actually happened on the set of We Were

Soldiers,” he told W magazine. But it wasn’t until 2007 and the breakout role of ad exec Don Draper on AMC’s Mad Men (for which he’s paid $175,000 per episode) that his career went supernova. “I loved the original script, but I thought, ‘Who’s going to watch this kind of show on some random cable channel?’ ” Millions of people, it turns out.

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Deatherage became an Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter. “I feel I’ve done my part to predict storms and save lives.”

1992, age 33Biloxi, Miss.Meteorologist$42,000

2012, age 53Gulfport, Miss.Meteorologist$95,000

SARAH PALIN

Pundits can debate her decision to step down as Alaska governor, but the monetary advantages to leaving her public service post are beyond dispute.

“There are days of boredom, but also flashes of great excitement,” Schactler says. “I love the freedom to roam the ocean and work for yourself.”

1996, age 32Wasilla, AlaskaMayor of Wasilla$64,000

2003, age 50Kodiak, AlaskaFisherman$40,000

2012, age 48Wasilla, AlaskaFox News analyst$1 million

2012, age 59Kodiak, AlaskaCommercial fi sherman$120,000

Clarke’s at the same hair salon, but she’s cut back her hours to travel more. “I work less, but get paid more for it. I’m okay with that!”

2005, age 41DenverArtistic director$62,200

2012, age 48DenverMaster stylist$64,000

HENRY FOUST

“It’s wonderful to see kids 20 years later and learn what they got out of my class. And now I teach their kids, too!”

2001, age 43Pittsboro, N.C.Teacher$39,000

2012, age 55Pittsboro, N.C.Teacher$58,400

RONALD SONNIER

“I wanted to give back, so I started teaching at-risk teens to cook,” Sonnier says. He also lost over 200 pounds.

1995, age 45Baton Rouge, La.Chef$31,500

2012, age 62Baton Rouge, La.Culinary instructor$70,000

Joe: My best boss was the fi rst one I had out of law school, Ed Moore. He demanded excellence at all times, and he had little patience for careless mistakes. He was tough, but he was also very fair. I wanted to make him proud; I wanted him to say, “Good job, Joe.” He never raised his voice, and he gave positive feedback when it was warranted. With me, that wasn’t very often. Mika: Good bosses challenge you to bring out much more than you ever imagined you had in yourself. When I was at 60 Minutes, my boss, [executive producer] Jeff Fager, challenged me to strive for nothing less than complete and utter excellence, which was something I had never done before. Joe: My worst boss was somebody who showed favoritism in the offi ce and was overly emotional and erratic. One moment, he tried

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