Pantomime Lyrics 'The Tunnel

2011 Pantomime ‘The tunnel’

Everyone

(Pantomime opener) ‘You can’t stop the beat’ by Hairspray

You can’t stop an pantomime

As we perform it in our hall

You can try to stop the music, girl

But ya know you never will

And you can try to stop my dancin' feet

But i just cannot stand still

Cause the world keeps spinnin'

Round and round

And my heart's keeping time

To the speed of sound

I was lost til i heard the drums

Then i found my way

You’ll enjoy our show

Ever since this old show began

A woman found out if she shook it

She could shake up a man

And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it

The best that i can today

'Cause you cant stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the sun in the sky

You can wonder if you wanna

But i never ask why

And if you try to hold me down

I'm gonna spit in your eye and say


You can't stop a pantomime

when the lights lit up a stage

You can try and stop the hands of time

But ya know it just can't be

And if they try to stop us, teachers,

I'll call the D O C Ser-vi-ceees

Cause the world keeps spinning

Round and 'round




Then i found my way


Ever since we first saw the light

A boy and girl liked to shake it

On a pantomime night


With all my might today



Or the rain from above

You can try to stop the paradise

We're dreamin' of

But you cannot stop the rhythm

for the love of a show today

You’ll enjoy our show !

Tahnee’s part

Isabella’s part

You can't stop a pantomime

when the lights lit up a stage

You can try and stop the hands of time

But ya know it just can't be

And if they try to stop us, teachers,

I'll call the D O C Ser-vi-ceees

Cause the world keeps spinning

Round and 'round




Then i found my way


Ever since we first saw the light

A boy and girl liked to shake it

On a pantomime night


With all my might today



Or the rain from above

You can try to stop the paradise

We're dreamin' of

But you cannot stop the rhythm

for the love of a show today

You’ll enjoy our show !

Chorus Song

Blue Skies

Blue skies smiling at me

Nothing but blue skies do I see

Bluebirds singing a song

Nothing but bluebirds all day long

Never saw the sun shining so bright

Never saw things going so right

Noticing the days hurrying by

When you're in love,oh my how they fly

Blue days, all of them gone

Nothing but blue skies from now on

Clumsy Kevin’s Song

‘That’s Amore’

When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s just clumsy

When you trip on a line like you’ve had too much wine that’s just

clumsy

Pots that clang, bangle bangle bang bangle bangle bang and you

fall in the cellar

Feet of clay, stumble stumble stray stumble stumble stray and they

yell ‘clumsy fella’

When you slip like a dork get your eye with your fork that’s just

clumsy

How can I even hope that I’ll ever find someone to love?

So I walk in a dream even though I’m not dreaming; just clumsy

‘Scuse me but you see, down inside, deep in me, I’m not clumsy.

Flooper and Grimace’s song

’Money makes the world go round’

Money makes the world go round

The world go round, the world go round


It makes the world go round

A mark, a yen, a buck or a pound

A buck or a pound, a buck or a pound

Is all that makes the world go round

That clinking, clanking sound

Can make the world go round

Money, money, money, money


Money, money, money, money, money

If you happen to be rich and you feel like a night's

entertainment

You can pay for a fun escapade

If you happen to be rich, and alone, and you need

A companion, you can ring tingaling for a friend

If you happen to be rich and you find you are left by your

mother

Tho you moan and you groan quite a lot

You can take it on the chin

Call a cab, and begin to recover on your fourteen carat

yacht

Grimace WHAT




Of that we both are sure

On being poor



Money, money, money, money, mon




The clinking, clanking sound of money

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money

Get a little, get a little


Mark, a yen, a buck or a pound

That clinking, clanking, clunking sound

Is all that makes the world go round

It makes the world go round

Blue Rinse Fairy

‘Friend like me’

Well feral Cheryl was bored today

She was sitting there all drip

But Cheryl you’re in luck today

cause I’m sending you on a trip

You were sitting there like a loser, girl

With nothing else really to do

So I have got a plan in mind

Your joining clumsy Kevin too!

Feral Cheryl girl

You look like misery,

Let me take your wish

Jot it down

You ain't never had a fairy like me

No no no

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want


You needed a boy fairy

You're the boss

Our shining star,

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more thanklava?

Havea look at audience "A"

And maybe audience "B"

I'm in the mood to help you girl


Ha ha ha no no

Ha ha ha no no

Ha ha ha no no


Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this,

Out their little hat?

Can your friends go, poof!

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

Then make the sucker disappear!

So don’t just sit there sadlygirl

I can answer all your prayers

You’ve got me here now, in a whirl

I’m the fairy for all your fairs

I’ve got an urge to help you out

So what’s ya wish? I wanna know

You’ve got a list that's pretty long,

All you have to do is ask Oh Oh Oh

Bored little Cheryl girl, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a fairy, never had a fairy

You ain't never had a fairy, never had a fairy

You ain't, never, ever, had a fairy like me,

ha ha no no ha ha no no

You ain't never had a fairy like me!

Chorus Song

‘Anything Goes’

A normal day he’d do the shopping

But now there is nothing stopping

Our hero’s toes

There Kevin goes

Good authors they will write her ventures

And tales will be told through dentures

Of all her woes

There Cheryl goes

The world has gone mad today, so much bad today

And we’ve lost our way, but we’ve hope today

For they’re on their way, to bring us back some day

What we need, so we suppose

If we get back the things we lack then we’ll get the community-here

back on track

And end all our woes

If we get back the things we lack then we’ll get the community-here

back on track

There they both go.

CHORUS : shouts ‘goodbye’, ‘good luck’ etc as they leave

Baker’s Song

”Oh a baker, keeps on baking, Wholemeal sourdough and fluffy

white

He’s an artiste, is a baker, And he works hard, day and night

Then a gangly, clumsy footed, lanky clanking streak of lard

Comes gal-lopping through the back gate and makes a mess of my

back yard

I’m a baker, so I’m patient, Waiting, waiting for bread to rise

But that patience, gets sorely tested, Once our Kevin, has arrived

Lovely croissants, spiral meringues, gluggy chocolate, pie supreme

All are flattened, in an instant, it’s a nightmare, not a dream.

I’m a baker, so I’m patient, Waiting, waiting for bread to rise

But that patience, gets sorely tested, Once our Kevin has arrived

Is there a reason, we must suffer, Kevin’s manners, so slapdash

Yes I’m angry, but I don’t think, what I’m saying, is too rash

I’ve discussed it, with the others, Widow Twankey, Farmer Brown,

And we reckon Clumsy Kevin should leave our little town

Yes we reckon Clumsy Kevin should leave our little town.

Flooper, Grimace and Procs

‘Pork Walk’ same as ‘Time Warp’

Flooper

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely,

Grimace

Not for very much longer

Flooper

I've got to, keep control

I remember, doing the Pork Walk

Drinking, those moments when

The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling

Porks / Dancers

Let's do the pork walk again...

Let's do the pork walk again!

Flooper

It's just a jump to the left

Everyone

And then a step to the right

Flooper

With your hands in the air

Everyone

You bring your knees in tight

it's the awkward walk that really drives you insane,

Let's do the Pork Walk again!


Head Pork

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

Flooper

With a bit of a mind flip

Head Pork

You're there in the time slip

Flooper

And nothing can ever be the same

Head Pork

You're spaced out on sensation,

Flooper

like you're under sedation

Everyone



Grimace

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a pork of a pig gave me an evil wink

He shookin me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Everyone



Flooper

It's just a jump to the left

Everyone

And then a step to the right

Flooper

With your hands in the air

Everyone

You bring your knees in tight

it's the awkward walk that really drives you insane,



The Terror

‘The Masochism Tango’

My hands they are hairy and scary

I’m not like those silly fluffy fairies

I’ve got bad breath and I’ll scare you to death

Because I’m the Terror of the Tunnel

My eyes are like red burning embers

There’s a risk that you’re going to be dismembered

I’ll blacken your eye, set fire to your tie

Because I’m the Terror of the Tunnel

At my command, before me here you stand

I’ll fart upon demand

I’m gross as gross can be

There’s no retreat, I’ll gnash you with my teeth

Or crush you with my feet, so don’t you try to flee

My heart’s hard as stone or mahogany

And I love to exert exquisite agony

A big nasty troll, who lives in a hole

That’s me, I’m the Terror of the Tunnel

A big nasty troll who lives in a hole

That’s me, I’m the Terror of the Tunnel.

Chorus

We go together

We go together like

rama lama lama

ke ding a de dinga a dong

remembered for ever like

shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom

Chang chang chang-it-ty chang

shoo-bop

That's the way it should be

Wha oooh yeah!

We're one of a kind

Like dip di-dip di-dip

Doo-bop a doo-bee doo

Our names are signed

Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy

boog-e-dy

Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop

Chang chang chang-it-ty chang

shoo-bop

We'll always be like one

Wa-wa-wa-waaa!

When we go out at night

And stars are shinin' bright

Up in the skies above

Or at the Brighton school dance

Where you can find some dance

Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-ove

[Can be broken up into groups]

Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong

Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom

Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop

Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo

Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y

Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom

Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong

Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom


Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo

Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy

shoo-by doo-wop she-bop

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom

[Guys]

A wop ba-ba lu-mop

[Girls]

A wop bam boom

We're for each other like

A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom

Just like my brother is

Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom


We'll always be together

Wha oooh yeah!

We'll always, be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together [End here or fade out]

A wop ba-ba lu-mop a wop bam boom!

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