Kim Bong Un marijuana is completely legal in north korea, wheres
its not even considered a drug.
Do-Si-DopeA 13-year-old girl scout made national news
in February when she sold 117 boxes of cookies in two hours
while standing in front of a medical marijuana dispensary in san
Francisco.
Pack of Marijuana Lights, pleaseAccording to Fast Company, a
pack of joints would run around $50, if and when dispensaries
started selling them.
Weed, the PeopleFounding fathers george washington and thomas
Jefferson were proud owners of hemp farms. Jefferson even drafted
the declaration of independence on hemp paper.
diSPenSarieS, coLLectiveS and cooPerativeS: though not
technically the same, these establishment
types share three characteristics: sticky, icky and icky.
deLivery: why bother standing up when you can get your dank
delivered? now all you have to do is find your phone.
indica: the sleepier of the two main mary Jane varieties,
indicas leave you in da couch. not recommended for wake-and-bakes
or when testifying before congress.
Sativa: the other main variety of bud, sativas are best for
daytime enjoyment, spicing-up everything from a day at the beach to
a trip to the zoo to a conjugal visit.
hybridS: the best of the worlds, this crossbred chronic helps
patients fly high, and then lulls them into mcconaughey-like
chilldom. Alright, alright, alright.
graM: the base unit of measurement in the ganja game and the
smallest quantity most shops sell. Finally, a practical use for the
metric system.
edibLeS: From brownies to gummy worms to gourmet truffles,
medicine hasnt been this delicious since mary
poppins tried to give us all diabetes with a spoonful of
sugar.
toPicaLS: why go to the trouble of inhaling when you can absorb
marijuana straight through your pores? You might not get high, but
itll mitigate the pain. For best results, apply directly to the
forehead.
Rolling StonedMariJUana trivia to conSider (SLowLy)
t h i n k
130 PACIFICSANDIEGO.COm A P R I L 2 0 1 4
With San Diegos City Councils passing of weed-dispensary zoning
regulations, and statewide legalization more likely than ever, this
years 4/20 presents a great time to shed solar-powered light (so
SDG&E doesnt notice the spike in electricity consumption) on
the current state of marijuana.
Of course I know how to roll a joint. Martha StewartNever give
up the ganja. Morgan FreemanYou bet I did. And I enjoyed it.
Michael BloombergI wouldnt have been able to make it through
hundreds of shows if it werent for the benefits of medical
marijuana. Rush LimbaughLook, I never made a secret of the fact
that I have tried marijuana... about 50,000 times. Bill MaherWhen I
was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point. Barack
Obama
$67million
gallons of water used by
californias outdoor marijuana operations each growing season.
thats 50 percent more water than that used by all residents of San
francisco during the same period.
Pounds of pot grown in the U.S. annually, nearly 80 percent of
which comes from california, tennessee, kentucky, hawaii and
washington.
number of medical marijuana patients in the U.S.
annual number of people arrested in the U.S. for marijuana
possession.
0 total number of deaths in recorded history due to
marijuana overdose.
Cant We All Just Get a Bong?weedieS, itS okay to breathe a Sigh
of reLief bUt hoLd it in for 10 SecondS firSt
number of dispensaries that will be operating in downtown,
hillcrest and north Park after the new zoning laws are enacted.
number of states that
have approved marijuana for medicinal use.
60million
$8.7billion
Smokin Hot Say high to ceLebritieS who arent afraid to SPLiff
and teLL 22
million
750,000
amount in taxes denver will collect from marijuana
sales in 2014.
annual federal and state tax revenue the legalization of
marijuana could generate.
number of U.S. people each day who try marijuana for the first
time.6,000 2.4 million
number of bong hits PacificSDs creative director forgot to
exhale before designing this page.6
Whats In-storea gLaSSy-eyed ganJa-diSPenSary gLoSSary
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