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Sudoku #2 - Easy

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Sudoku #3 - Intermediate

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Sudoku #4 - Intermediate

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2On this day…..28th July

1588 Spanish Armada sails to overthrow England's Queen Elizabeth I

1866 Metric system becomes a legal measurement system in US

1960 Number one hit on UK music charts - Cliff Richard - Please Don't Tease

1976 The Tangshan earthquake measuring between 7.8 and 8.2 magnitude flattens Tangshan, the People's Republic of China, killing 242,769 and injuring 164,851.

2005 A tornado touches down in a residential area in south Birmingham, England, causing £4,000,000 worth of damages and injuring 39 people.

Puzzles 5-8 Sudoku #5 - Challenging

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Sudoku #6 - Challenging

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Sudoku #7 - Tough

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Sudoku #8 - Super Tough

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6 9On this day…..30th July

1733 Society of Freemasons opens first American lodge in Boston

1898 "Scientific America" carried the first magazine automobile ad. The Winton Motor Car Company of Cleveland, OH invited readers to "Dispense with a Horse."

1956 A Joint resolution of the U.S. Congress is signed by President Dwight D. Eisenhower, authorizing "In God We Trust" as the U.S. national motto.

2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagen Beetle rolls off the assembly line.

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Barack Obama has held talks with the Dalai Lama. Despite Chinas strong objections. So it's really a sort of 'Obama Lama Ding Dong'

The only thing I take seriously in newspapers is fish n chips and I take that with a pinch of salt ;)

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and knickers.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they Wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case . Coincidence? I think not.~ Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

A vampire bat came in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in..

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I didn't."

Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRENOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS. EACH CLASS WILL LAST FOR TWO HOURS

Class 1Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation.Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginningAt 7:00 PM

Class 6How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.Help Line Support and Support Groups.Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12How to Shop by Yourself.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOMENote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOORPractising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROLLosing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGSStarting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -Open forum

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EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTHPowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNEROnline class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANIONRelaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATEBring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIMEIndividual counsellors available

1. Which 19th century defeat turned into a resounding victory on the 6th of April, 1974?

2. Until 1911, Chinese males had to wear what as a symbol of submission?

3. In which hit song from the mid 70s (No. 1 USA, No. 7 UK) would you find all of the following?'Go-cart Mozart', 'New mown chaperone', 'Silicone sister', 'Madman drummers' and a 'Brimstone baritone anti cyclone rolling stone preacher'.

4. What is Harry Potter's favourite kind of beer?

5. Plus or minus 60 minutes, what is the record time for the fastest cross channel swim? (Dover to Cap Gris Nez)

6. What are the vast lowland plains in Argentina called?

7. Name the two hit songs from the Bee Gees with an east coast US state in the song title. One point for each correct answer.

8. The world's largest nocturnal primate, the Aye Aye, is native to which country?

9. What is the name given to a dictionary that explains the history and origin of words?

10. What is the name of the salt flats near the Great Salt lake in Utah where land speed records were broken?

11. Which 1977 film was based on the unsuccessful Allied military operation 'Market Garden', which was supposed to end the Second World War by Christmas 1944?

12. Name the three seas beginning with the letter 'B' that border, or lie within, the Arctic Circle. One point for each correct answer.

13. Since 1960, which six women have won the most Grand Slam singles titles in tennis? One point for each correct answer.

14. Although he graduated last in his class at West Point, which headstrong and flamboyant officer became, age 23, the youngest general in US military history?

15. Name the film in which Humphrey Bogart plays the following characters. One point for each correct answer.a. Sam Spadeb. Phillip Marlowec. Charlie Allnutd. Lt. Cmdr. Queeg

16. The name for interstellar clouds of dust and gas is a Latin word meaning cloud. What is the Latin word for cloud?

17. King Henry VII was the last King of England to be crowned where?

18. Three of the five countries in the world with the shortest coastlines are found in Europe, Can you name them? One point for each correct answer.

19. The name of which bone in the human body is the Latin word for 'small pan' or 'dish'?

20. In which large city would you find a district named 'Hell's Kitchen'?

Across

1. Russian world chess champion who lost the title to Bobby Fischer in 1972 (5,7)7. Fir or pine wood (4)11. US state containing the national monument Shoshone Cavern (7)12. 1992 comedy film with Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith (6,3)13. French philosopher and writer whose works epitomize the Age of Enlightenment (8)14. Actress whose name was used for an inflatable life jacket (3,4)16. Highly poisonous metallic element, with the chemical symbol As (7)17. City of northwest Colombia that was once the richest port on the Spanish Main (9)18. The religious and classical literary language of India (8)20. Musical direction to go back to the point indicated by the sign (3,5)24. Italian film director whose films include La Notte and Zabriskie Point (9)27. Hormone that regulates the amount of glucose in the blood (7)29. 18th century Italian physiologist who pioneered the therapeutic use of electricity (7)30. Film for which Holly Hunter, Anna Paquin and Jane Campion won Oscars in 1993 (3,5)32. A scientific name or algebraic expression of three terms (9)

33. French playwright whose works, such as Antigone, juxtapose harsh reality and fantasy (7)34. Mining and industrial region of western Germany (4)35. Novel by Mary Shelley, published in 1818 (12)

Down

1. Weapons for toxophilites (4)2. A light-sensitive pigment in the retina, also known as visual purple (9)3. A strong rich cheese, often with blue veins, originally made in Leicestershire (7)4. Opera by Ruggiero Leoncavallo first performed in 1892 (9)5. Roman coin worth a quarter of a denarius (8)6. Territory in the western Himalayas divided between India and Pakistan (7)8. Display stand with open shelves (7)9. Department of France with Agen as its capital (3-2-7)10. Husband of Helen of Troy (8)15. The unlawful killing of a human being without malice aforethought (12)19. Any herbivorous marsupial of the family Macropodidae (8)21. Leading lady in films of the 30s and 40s, once a singer with Rudy Vallee's band (5,4)22. A dish of boneless cooked white poultry or fish served cold in jelly (9)23. An athletic contest in skiing and shooting (8)25. Fringed shawl worn by some Jewish men, especially at prayer (7)26. English actor, producer and director given a life peerage in 1970 (7)28. Small pegs or plugs for stopping the vents of casks (7)31. A title of respect used in Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, and other countries of Asia (4)

THIS WEEK’S CROSSWORD

RECIPE - FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .....

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.She said "There are too many gadgets, and no placeto sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor.I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"I said, "Dust!".

That awkward moment you realise the rubbish gets taken out out more than you do

QUIZ ANSWERS

1. Waterloo (ABBA wins the 1974 Eurovision contest with the song 'Waterloo')

2. Pigtails

3. Blinded by the Light (Manfred Mann, written by Bruce Springsteen)

4. Butterbeer

5. 6 hours 57 minutes. (Peter Stoychez, 2007)

6. Pampas

7. Two answers. 'Massachusetts' and 'New York Mining Disaster 1941'

8. Madagascar

9. Etymological or Etymology dictionary

10. Bonneville

11. A Bridge Too Far

12. Three answers. Barents Sea, Beaufort Sea and Bering Sea

13. Six answers. Margret Smith Court (24), Steffi Graf (22), Chris Evert (18), Martina Navratilova (18), Serena Williams (13), Billie Jean King (12)

14. General George Armstrong Custer

15. Four answersa. The Maltese Falconb. The Big Sleepc. The African Queend. The Caine Mutiny

16. Nebula

17. On the battlefield

18. Three answers. Monaco (5.6 km), Bosnia and Herzegovina (20 km), Slovenia (30 km).

19. Patella

20. New York City

On this day…..2nd August

1375 The first roller skating rink opens (London)

1790 The first US Census is conducted.

1876 Wild Bill Hickok draws the Dead Man's Hand - a pair of aces and a pair of eights, when he was shot

1934 Death of Hindenberg. Hitler becomes head of state and commander-in-chief of the armed forces. Hitler proclaims himself "Fuehrer" and forces all military personnel to swear allegiance to him.

1967 The second Blackwall Tunnel opens in Greenwich, London.

1990 Iraq Invades Kuwait - leading to Operation Desert Storm

2009 A new strain of the virus that causes AIDS is discovered in a woman from Cameroon.

2009 The BBC obtains a photograph showing Yusuf Mohamed, leader of the Boko Haram sect, was alive when captured by the Nigerian army.

2009 Two newly discovered works by Mozart—a prelude and concerto movement—are performed in Salzburg, Austria.

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A row of bottles on my shelfCaused me to analyze myself.

One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.

A little white one that I takeGoes to my hands so they won't shake.

The blue ones that I use a lotTell me I'm happy when I'm not.

The purple pill goes to my brainAnd tells me that I have no pain.

The capsules tell me not to wheezeOr cough or choke or even sneeze..

The red ones, smallest of them allGo to my blood so I won't fall.

The orange ones, very big and brightPrevent my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pillsHelping to cure all kinds of ills.

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A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she said.

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and later had drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?'

'No,' she replied...

'You just happened to catch my eye...'

(Oh stop it, its not that bad!!!)

Another letter from THE DOG to GOD:

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7 . Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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Rice And Apricot Pilaf

Ingredients:

3 tablespoons oil or butter 1 large onion, finely chopped 1 ½ cups rice 3 ½ cups hot water Salt and freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoons parsley, finely chopped 2 tablespoons lemon juice 200g dried apricots 2 tablespoons seedless raisins 50g almonds, blanched and toasted

Method:

1. In a large saucepan heat oil or butter and fry the onion until pale golden in colour. Add the rice and stir 30 seconds to coat with oil.

2. Add the hot water, salt, pepper, parsley and lemon juice. Cover and simmer for 10 minutes.

3. Stir in the apricots (whole), raisins and almonds and simmer for 5 minutes more. Remove from heat and allow to stand, covered, for 5 minutes before serving. Serve hot.

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