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8/14/2019 My cell SMS
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Urs,
Tooth Brush
7.B.tech chadiviteengineer ayi potav,MBBSchadivite doctor ayi potav
LAW chadiviteLayer ayi potav,ela waste SMSluchaduvutoo potePANIKIRAAKUNDA POTAV
8.Whoz a friend?a push when you stoppeda touch when u r losta word when u r quieta smile when u r sada shoulder when u r cry
and,slap when u dont sms..
9.U are so "vichitra"i can't draw ur "chitra"But i likr ur "charitra"Ur heart is so "pavitra"That is why u r my best "mitra".
10.friend is not an exam to pass/fail.It's not a competation to win/loss.It's a feeling in which u care for
someone more than urself.
11.I till rememberthat i sent asms to u sayingSENDER IS COOLAND READER IS FOOLu got angry andreplied SENDER ISFOOL AND READER IS COOL
12.Few month tofinish sweeth collegedays....friends heart cry as they depart..lover cry but will find another place to meet....lover of some which has not been revealed to each other stay unrevealed...class remain empty...These Colorful days will not come back but will bring a tear and joywhen we think about it. HAPPY FINAL YEAR BUDDIES.....Enjoy this year lot safely...
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love u BUDDIES out there
13.Velugu leniVennalela? kalaluleni kanulela?Devudu lenikovelela? Pranam
leni Jevamela? Nesneham leniNenela? Na msgleni ne dokku cellela
14.Parichayam ane"vittananiki"abhimanam ane"Neeru"Poste adinammakam ane
"Mokkaga"yedugutundi danikipusina andamainapuvve nee"SNEHAM".
15.When u feel lonelyPRESS - 94 if umiss me Press-41want a smilePRESS - 812 needencouragement
PRESS - 441 PRESSthem all togetherU can hear myvoice.....
16.Who are we?Hindu?
ORMusilm?
No... we areINDIANS.
When there's'Ali' in Diw-ali'Ram' in Ram-zan.
Then why tworeligions.
17.B4 givin up adifficult task,imagine it
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accomplished bysome 1 u voilentlyhate
18.Life Means Missingoneand Facing
Unexpected one.When U r near, NoOne RemembersU...but....When U r far NoOne Forgets U,That's life...
19.GOOD NIGHT means"G"o-to-bed"O"ff-d-lite
"O"ut-of-tension"D"reams-com"N"ice-sleep"I"gnore-worries"G"et-up-early"H"ave-nice thought"T"hank-god
20.Na Nice friend kiNice mrngNa Sweetfrnd kiSweet Mrng
Na Lovingfrnd kiloving mrngNa Heartlyfrnd kiHeartly mrngNa Goodfrnd kiGOODMorning
21.Pocket lo Moblie,Mobile lo sim,
SIM lo balance untesaripodu inbox lo
SHASHANKA msgkuda undaliAppudey keka...anduke pampa.,
teesuko..,
pandaga chesuko.,
22.ADVANCED
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!'''''! !'''''!! >< !APPY!,,,,! !,,,,!
!'''''-,! () | ASARA!,,,,-'SUBAKANKSHALU.
23.|'''''''| |'''''''|| | ./\. | || |,,/ \,,| SHING YOU|,,,,,,,/\,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
ADVANCE
|''''''| |'''''''|| |___| || APPY| |'''''''''| |
|,,,,,| |,,,,,|
VIJAYADASAMI
24.V ijayamJ ayamA bhayamY bhavamA ishwarayamD hanamA arogyamS neham
A drustamM amakaramI kyamatyamiivvalani korutuu.Happy Dasara inadv.
25.Let's sharethe world.
A sea 4 U&
waves 4 me
The sky is 4 U&stars 4 me
The sun is 4 u&The lite is 4 me
Every thing 4 u
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&ur friendship 4 me
26.B4 3 days,B4 72 Hours,B4 4320 MINs,B4 25920 sec,
B4 15552000 MINIsec.I am first one wishing
("U")"Happy Dasara"
27.Celebrationsmeans...A winter eveningFour friends,One Rain,Four glasses ofTea.
Celebrationsmeans...Hundred bucks ofpetrol,A rusty old bike,and an open road.
Celebrationsmeans...Gobi noodles,A Hotel room,6.25 p.m,
Celebrationsmeans...3 old friends,3 old cities,1 internetmessenger.
Celebrationsmeans...Rain on got tinroof,pakodas
deep-frying,neighbour droppingin,A party...Celebrationsmeans...Frnds!!!
28.What wrong withur cell
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I tried calling lotof times
Every time when idial your numberIt says-Thesubscriber you arecalling is in your
"heart"
29.Friend us...
F-->Fireof confidence,R-->RiverofAffectionI-->
IdeaofLifeE-->End ofsarrowsN-->Name ofTrustD-->Depthofheart.!
30.If earth smiles,Itis Earthquake.If ocean smiles,It isTsunami.If u smile,It islike a flowerbloom.If ur mobliesmiles, It's mySMS....
31.Sometimes hurt isneeded 2 make ugrow, Failure isneeded to make uknow, Loss isneeded 2 make ugain, coz somelessons r bestwhen learned thrupain...
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32.khastamvachina.,
Dukham
vachina,,Anandamvachina.,
Naa thopanchuko...!Endukantenaku..,..
.
.
.
.
.Incomingfree..free..!free.
33.Beautiful friends& thoughts r rare 2
find, but, I mluck 2 find such abeautiful friendwose thoughtsalways fill mymind.
34.Msg ledu phoneledu mis cal ledunaaku tension gavundi emaidineeku? Zoo
vallaki mallidorikipoyava enti?Leda aithy okamanchi sms chey
35.Heart attack anteento telusa?
Oka andamaina
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ammayi ninnuchooste nee bloodheat avtundi. Amenavvithe ne Bpraise actundi.
Ame ninnu choosidaggaraku vaste
ne heart beatraise avutundi
Mohamveligipotundi,Naalukatadasipotundi.
Aame tanaandamina lipsopen chesi
ANNA..!E love letter neefriend 'MADHU'.kiivvava..!Ani annappudu neheart lo DAMM! anisound vastundiThat is'Heart ATTACK'..
36.Modern,Obedient,
Neat,kind,Excellent,Young...thats me...Dont feel sad...ur name is alsothere. Read1st letter of eachword...
37.Lv is
beautiful... bcoz itsa feelingcontrolled byheart.But friendship isvery beautifulbcoz its a feelingthat controls theheart.
38.
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2 lavangalu5gm jilakara3 endumirchi2spns salt4spns oil1cup water inkakonchemmasala pwder
Em chestunnanocheppu?Ninnu "yedavanichesthunna"
39.Teacher askedstudents,who al want 2 go 2heaven?Al rise der handsexept sardarjiteach asked him y?
He said my momtold me 2 cumhome directly afterschool
40.in life when u gettroubles,don't getnerversejust close ur eyes& fallow ur heart.because ur heart maybe in left ..
but it is always right.
41.7 color makerainbow7 swaras makemusic7 days makeweek7 steps makemarriage7 continents makeworld &
7 beautiful lettermake *'f' 'r' 'i' 'e' 'n' 'd' 's'*
42.if a drop of waterfalls into the lake,it has no identity,but if it falls intothe rose, it willshine.so select a place
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where can shine
43.fishermen love medoctors hate me,kids want to eatme i am a 13 letterword. hint: -h-t---i--me-,
44.alone i can say, buttogether we can shout.alone i can smile, buttogether we can laugh.alone i can enjoy, buttogether we can celebrate.thats the beauity of friends.
45.something in ur smilespeaks to me,
somethink in your voicesings to me somethingin your eyes say to methat ur are the dearestfriend to me
46.2 beatiful lines...
"V meet to creat memories& we depart to preserve them""to meet and depart is way of life ,2 depart and meet is hope of life"
47.when u win,i'LL proudly tell the world,Hey! that's my friend!, butwhen u loose,i will sit by urside, hold ur hand n say"Hey iam ur friend"
48.who said english is easycan u fill the fallowing 3blanks with yes or no?
1.___ i don't have a Brain2.___ i don't have a sense3.___ iam a fool...1!
49.9 looks=1 smile,9 smiles=1 meeting,9 meetings=1 phone,9 phones=1 proposal,9 proposals=1 marrige,
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and 1 marriagemakes 99999 problems guesswhose so "BEWARE OF LOOKS"
50.a scientist was doing anexperiment . he removeda man's brain and went to
rest. when he came backthe man was missing, thescientist began searching,after some years he meetthe man in a bus stop. thenthe scientist asked 'whatwere u doing all tis timewith out brain. he repliedi am working as a staffin engg college.
51.professor said...if any
boy goes to boys hostel,Rs 100 fine for fist time,Rs 200 for 2nd time,Rs 500 fine for 3rd time,one boy asked "how muchfor monthly pass?"
52.LIFE meansL:loveI: incidentsF:friendsE:emotions
if 'F' misses in LIFEthen it become LIEso don't forget friends
53.every tear is sign of commitmentevery silence is sign of compromiseevery smile is sign of attachmentevery sms is sign of rememberance
54.I'm a 7 letter city
my 234 letter isa bird 61 is cool1274 is a part offace. 4713 is away to say nice4=5
55.i'm a 5 letter wordiam a talent inyou. if u removethe 1st
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letter i'm dead,if u remove twoletter iam sickwho i'm.
56.iTnAW T2UL iTHpin boop YA2
ll3W q33l2 bnAl2mA3rb T33W2
CONFUSED....!!!!!keep ur phone in frontof mirror and try to read
57.sneham anedi oka baavambaa vam anedi oka praanampraanam anedi oka jeevamjeevam anedi oka roopam
Aa rupaniki pratirupam *mana sneham*
58."life is nothing when we get everything"but,life is every thing when we miss everything"value of people wil b realized in their absence only...
59.Ba(G)piperR(O)yal staySc(O)rchGu(D)umbaBra(N)di
Wh(I)skyKin(G)fisher(H)aywardsVo(T)cahave a kickful night
60.Friendship doesn't need everyday conversation,doesn't always need togetherness.As long as relationship is kept in heartFRIENDS NEVER GO APART
61.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ....indulo 1 missing.kanukko?2 times shduvu chustunnava?siggu ledu...ABCD lo 1 eta vastudi?
62.R u feeling bored?wondering, what to do?okey open ur zip, enter ur hands in between ur zip...Take out ur.....
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book from ur bag & study..
63.Today is suday...
Forward dis To 7 frnds..
withiN 7days you'll get
another sudaybelive me.
its workingit worked last week..
64.May u smile likesunny rays& leave ur worries atthe blue blue bay.
65.(G)rape(O)rangesapp(O)ta(D)ates(M)angop(O)megranatest(R)aberrywatermelo(N)p(I)neappleba(N)ana(G)uavahave a fruitful day
66.Manasulu alasina vela.....Mounam daruchere vela...challani chandruni nedalo....Teepi gnapakala odilo...Nidurapo nesthama....good night...
67.Salesmen:which soap u use?Sardar:BABA soap,BABA paste,BABA brush,BABA shampoo.Salesmen:Is BABA an international company?
Sardar:No BABA is my room mate.
68.Friendship is not about finding d rite person,but creating d rite relationship..its not how much v care in d begining,but how much v care til d end...
69.Once a fisherman got very early in the morning.since it was very dark,
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he decided to waste time.He found a stack full of little pebbles.he began tosing them into the river high and far.Atlast when he had only one pebble left,The sun rose, He saw the pebble,he was holdingand it was a diamond.He then realised that , he had justthrown a sackful of diamonds.
Moral:NEVER GETUP EARLY in the MORNING.
70.I may not b the "Perfect friend "that u'r looking for,Not even the "BEST" amongothers, But i'm a friend who always wants 2 c u happy...
71.Girls ate 70% Beauty...75%Sweety.. 85% Naughty...90%Cute...100%Lovely...Totally...70+75+85+90+100=420...Girls are PAKKA 420 be carefull...
72.B confident in ur Aim, B sincere in ur Luv,B +ve in ur feels, B smile in ur pblms,B simple in ur life, B creative in ur thoughts,sucess will b ur's
73.A machine was invented 2 catch thieves.In UK, It caught 50thives in 30minspain:It caught 110 thievesIn INDIA as usual: In 15min machine was stolen.
74.
Every tears is a sign of commitment.Every silence is a sign of compromise.Every smile is a sign of attachment.Every SMS is sign of rememberance.
75.The full form of AMMAA(Annivelala)M(Managurinchi)M(Manasulo)A(Alochinchedi)make ur mother live long life.
76.Every friend can say"I CAN UNDERSTAND UR FEELINGS"but only true friend say"I CAN FEEL UR FEELINGS"be my true friend always
77.Im a Frnd like paper. U can write ur feelings,scrible ur anger i can absorbe urtears,dnt throw me after use, coz when u feel cold,
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burn me and feel warm
78.Every sunset gives us one day less to live,but every sunrise gives us 1 day more 2 hope,
79.#include
void bed(){
char you;{
if(you==sleeping)printf("sorry for the disturbance");
elseprintf("good night");
}}
80.HEART SAID TO EYES DONT SEA GIRLS,
BECUASE U R SEEING AND I AM SUFFERING...EYES SAID TO HEART DONT LOVE GIRLS,BECAUSE U FEELING AND IAM CRYING...
81.Love the people who love because they like something in you"Develop it"..Love the people who hate you because they hate something in u"Change it"..
82."The best brains of a nation may be found atthe last bench of the class rooms"-Abdul kalam
83.Good friendship means...2 help without 'Hesitation',2 give without 'Expectation',2 love without 'Limitation' &2remember even without 'communication'.
84.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;as long as we have hopes, tomorrow awaits.as long as wehave friendship, each day is never a waste.
85.Four facts to live a better life:Never say sorry to one who likes u.never say bye to one who need u.Never blame the one who really trusted u, &never forget the one who always remembers
86.Life is cricket dont loose ur wicket try to get century never forget ur boundaryeven if ur run out never became mood out
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87.a very original GUd night bewhare of cheap and duplicate wishs in the market
88.'G'od'O'ffer us'O'utstanding'D'evotion to
'M'ake us'O'bedient and'R'eady for'N'ew day to'I'nitiate'N'ew aim for the'G'lory of life.
89.Loveless life isa fruitless treebut friendlesslife is a rootless tree
90.person can die, but not memoriesmoods can change,but not mentalitycreations can change, not creativityfriends can change, but not friendship
91.Real pain is not felt when u r hurt bye a unknown personbut when r hurt bye the one u truly love and trustu can even express the agony of ur heart.
92.
No life without loveNo answer without questionNo rain without cloudsNo friendship without
"Y""O""U"
my dear friend.
93.Hey sms go slowlyif my friend is in sleep just return back to otherwise u gowithout making any noise near his ears and slowly say good night
94.smile is thelighting system of facecooling system of Heartboosting sytem of Mindso always keep smiling...
95.Eyes r presentsheart is lover
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Brian is teacherbrothers and sister are fingersbut a loving friend is bloodso always keep flowing regularly
96.AB
CDEFGHIJKLMNO
PQRSTUVWXYZ12
34567890!"?$%
-&?+=
Thank god, all buttons my cell are workingsorry to disturb u good night.
97.dear god i dont need lot if new
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as long my true present friendswith me bless them all especiallythe sweetest one reading this sms
98.All beatiful things start from heartall bad things start from mindnever let the mind rule ur heart
let ur heart rule ur mind.
99.Fly in the plane of ambition andland in the airport of successluck is ur's wish is minemay ur future always shinegood luck and good evening.
100."Even a small dot can stop a big sentencebut few more dots can give a contiutiyamazing but true? Every end can be a new begining
always get going
101.DOG......anti hurt iyava
adha babu
D-dream boyo-ofG-Girls
102.I am going to die in 18daysstarting from tomorrowi wont come again in ur life bye urs
"2008"
advance happy new 2009
103.
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s_n rise
b_tterfly
pict_re
Nat_re
m_sic
all are waiting for
"U"
104.one mosqito and ant got marriedone first night mosqito sittingoutside, friend asked ur sitting outside?"Gonda mohamdi" lopala "All Out" petukundi.
105.
there best jokes in college life
1.Please dont disturb me... I'm studying2.No class, lets go to library3.Sir i have a doubt.
106.Everything is incomplete without me
__mory__lodyco__dyti__
ga__so__thing__aning__eting
even this lovely __ssage,so dont for get me.
107.beauty is not how u look, it is not how handsome u r,its not ur figure too......Beauty is the innerself,so change ur underwear daily
108.
catch her by her waist?Bring her home..keep your hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips &have a?
nice drink?PEPSI
109....
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msg chusava chukkalu kanipinchaya natho pettukunte anthe
..........PHONE PAKKANA PETTI PANDUKO.
110.COLLEGE meansC-ComeO-OnL-Lets
L-LoveE-EachG-GirlE-Equally
111.i wish god mademe a sms,so thati can reach you in5sec,cost u nothing, u'll read me & Icould see u smiling which worth me millions
112.I like my when u look at it,
i like my name when u call,i like my heart when u stay in it,i love my lige when great friend like u ispart of it
113.monday went on tuesday to wednesday to asked thrusday whetherefriday has told to satarday that sudany is holiday
114.Gunde noppiga vundani,heart specialist daggariki velthe.Gundelo hole vundani Dr cheppadu. Papam vadikem thelusuadi na frnds vache dhariani
115.
'' spcl' '
C('''') coffee'''' for u
i mixed it with love and happiness
but there is no sugarbcoz i know u are very sweet & sweetest friend
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116.I
LOVEU
send this msg to 10 GIRLS and WIN a free trip tour nearest police station in luxury JEEP, BED, FOOD AND BODY MASAAZ FREE
SO HURRY UP
117.I know still ur lazy hand r trying 2 pick the cel andur cute half opened eyes r trying 2 read the message.Mey sweet lazy friend its time to wakeup good morning.
118.College is a cinema.Producer- PARENTSDirector- principalBoys- heros
Girls-heroin'sVilans-Hod'sFights-Exams
Songs- Lab hours
lecturers- comedians
119.
.('.'). He is my
_/''\_ Friend
koddhi rojuluga SMS luPampadamledhu
_/''\_
thala theesesanu so b carful
120.
Happiness always looks small if u hold it ur hands...
But when u learn to share it, u will realize_how big & precious it is.Be happy always
121.
We Often Dont Express our Feelings for fear of losing a relationship,but fact is, we lose BEST Relationshipby not expressing our Feelings.
122.Small Thought but a big meaning....!
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"Life is to express yourself but not to impress others"...
123.0% Ne Kopam kavali60% Ne help kavali80% Ne talk kavali70% Ne sms kavali90% Ne chirunavvu kavali
100% Nee sneham kavali
124.I am not shakespear 2 write about uI am not shelly to sing about uI am not mf hussain 2 paint uI am just ur friend to say " I AM WITH U FOREVER"
125.At 12hrs 34min 56sec 7AUG this year, the time and date will be" 12:34:56 7/8/9 "amazing 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 series which may never happen again
126.an excellent road sentence writen on NH-14"if u want to donate blooddon't do it on road,plz donate it in blood bank
40.Anandam. chapalenidi.santosham.