LOOKING FOR A HOUSEMATE To live with three charming girls

From left to right:Kirsten - permanent addition to the couch, matriarch of the house and dedicated Bell’s drinkerEwa - the banker by day and a wild ,single polish girl by nightLeith - looking after the pool is her hobby, she is not snobby

- Black Label drinking handyman who is good with the ladiesMike

And

a lucky guy

IVY ROAD NORWOOD

We need a to occupy the house from January 2010

Please note that we don't accept - Scientologists - Man United Supporters (Although Kirsten will learn to live with this if you will occasionally agree to drink whiskey with her) - People who own two-tone shirts - Bug collectors - anyone who owns crocs

the place of the legendary flipcup competitions

for the You have to pay approximately R1200 a month for Communal goods - coffee, tea, cleaning stuff, toilet paper (only 2 ply will do) etc

AlarmMaid (3 times a week)InternetDSTV (depending on the gender who is watching you have a choice between top gear or gossip girl. Unless you opt for the palace with dual viewing)

Electricity

choice of rooms The PALACE

and The UK Special

It is close, to well everything excluding Poffadder

(we are fairly flexible with dates, if you need a place before that date , we may be able to arrange that too)

SA vs irelandwe’re Losing...

ag... for *#$@ sakes man...ireland just scored again

the garden service does come, we promise!

KK, we still waiting for the lilos

the house

The house has a fully equipped kitchen (and when we say fully

equipped we are talking alcohol, and 150 different cookie cutter shapes) as

well as an awesome living area.

Don’t be fooled this humble house sleeps 5 cars (of reasonable size) in 2 garages. If you take Option 1)

your money also buys you a dedicated

parking spot. Option 2) requires a bit a

parking skill but fear not if Leith and Ewa

can do it you can too.

DSTV DUAL view

optional

Access to the kitchen

To your private parking

Option 1)The palace

R4 700 (including kitty)

Option 1)The palace

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An outside

room,

with private

entrance and a

sliding door which

opens onto our

pool (the pool once looked like the

lochness monster itself

lived there, but is

now crystal

blue and

ready to

use).

The room has its own shower.... ....and toiletbasin....

(including )

R4 700

Option 2)The uk special

R2 700 (including )

A cosy room,

for the minimalist who would rather

spend money on booze

and loose girls.

Featuring

a state-of-the-art custom designed open cupboard

with built-in lights and hanging

system.

ideal for those

wanting to reminisce over

their time in London

it could

mike:Leith:

KK:

mike@lightworks.co.zaleith@healthbridge.co.za

kirstenk@crown.co.zaewa.swart@standardbank.co.zaewa:

apply now

be you!!