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04 Celeb CityPeter Andre’s worthy venture; Adele’s goodnews; David Walliams’ divorce proceedings

05 Kay TownA picture paints a thousand words ...

05 CompetitionsWin an all-access pass to The Old Market forBrighton Fringe

06 Theatre RoyalA hysterical production of The Producerscomes to the Theatre Royal Brighton

07 Brighton WritesDr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton &Hove Buses share their top destinations

08 HotlistRestaurants, cafes and takeaway listings

08 Brighton WritesJessica Kellgren-Hayes on this week’s classicfilm review

09 Entertainment NewsWhat’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city

12 ReviewsWhat’s happening, and what we think of it!

13 TV ListingsTV listings for the next seven days

The sun may be teasing usfrom behind a tremulousblanket of cloud, but restassured, sunny times are on

their way. And we’ve a veritablepicnic of goodies for you to lookforward to, as always.

Find yourself pinching the penniesas the end of the financial year andthe dreaded tax bills (eep, I said itout loud) approach? Well, never fear... fun does not need to break the bank.Heralding the arrival of affordable comedy,Victoria Nangle tells you how to see yourfavourite funnies for only the price of a pint.

Everyone’s favourite tangerine-tintedcelebrity fella Peter Andre is shining his goodie-two-shoes in the name of animal welfare thisweek, as he takes part in a re-homing projectfor the RSPCA. Read more on page 4 – good oldPete. Andrew Kay revisits a powerful look fromthe heady days of youth, Jessica Kellgren-

Hayes is going back to the classicsfor this week’s film review, and we’realso giving you the chance to win anall-access pass to The Old Market forBrighton Fringe.

And now for an announcement ofmy very own – this is my last week asEditor of Latest magazine! I’mmoving on, to pastures whiskery ...I’m off to work for Cats Protection! Asa long-standing champion of all

things cat, I’m excited to join a charity who dosuch excellent work for feline welfare, but I am,of course, sorry to be leaving my colleagues atLatest Towers. It has been an excellent year,and whilst I’m paw-sitive (sorry) the Latestteam will miss me tremendously, I wish themfun, frolicks and all the very best for the future.

Thank you all, and farewell ...Louise Bevan, Editor

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Peter Andre’s worthy venture; Adele’s goodnews; David Walliams’ divorce proceedings

It’s been a while since we heard from him, so fans of the Aussie croonerand reality TV landmark will be delighted to hear that Peter Andre will bepopping up in new ITV show Give A Pet A Home, which will be screenedthis month. Pete will join celebrity animal lovers Chris Kamara, Coleen

Nolan, Kimberly Wyatt, Denise Lewis OBE and fellow Sussex resident JulianClary on the show, and will be tasked with finding new homes formistreated and abandoned animals from the Newbrook Farm AnimalCentre in Birmingham.

Celebs will earn their stripes during an initial intensive training periodwith the RSPCA before going on to champion one pet for adoption by theshow’s audience. Viewers will be able to apply to adopt the featured pets viathe itv.com website and successful applicants will be featured on the

following week’s show. Give A Pet A Home hostAmanda Holden said; “I’m so delighted to behosting this new series that will look into the

amazing work the RSPCA do, and hopefullywe’ll be able to find some much needednew homes for the pets featured on the

show. I am just going to have to stop myselffrom taking them all home with me!”

The RSPCA added; "The RSPCA rescuesand rehabilitates thousands of animalsevery year, so it’s fantastic to be joiningforces with ITV and a team of CelebrityVolunteers to help give even moreanimals a chance to find their perfect,forever homes. I'm sure the Celebritiesand ITV viewers will have theirheartstrings pulled as we see thestories of some of the amazinganimals in the RSPCA's care."

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Sad news reaches us this week that Lara Stone is to serve divorcepapers on David Walliams. The Little Britain star is said to bethrowing himself into work in an effort to cope with the strain ofseparation and is currently in discussions with the BBC to turn two of

his bestselling children’s books into TV gold for our viewing pleasure thiscoming Christmas, and for the 2016 festive season.

If you loved Gangsta Granny (which starred Miranda Hart and RobbieWilliams) and The Boy in the Dress (where we glimpsed Kate Moss onscreen) you’ll be delighted to hear that Walliams’ Billionaire Boy will screenthis year, with Awful Auntie hitting screens next. Commenting on his TVadaptations, the Britain’s Got Talent judge said; "It's great seeing them onscreen because you feel like a magician – something in your head becomesthis real, physical thing … I don't know who's going to be in Billionaire Boyyet but there are a few good parts. And I'm sure I will pop up somewhere."

Meanwhile, nextdoor, DavidWalliams’neighbour, multi-

platinum selling andGrammy / Oscar / BRIT/everything winner Adelehas had some good news.Her 2011 album, 21, hasbeen named as thebestselling UK album of themillennium. 21 hit the topspot in over 30 countries,selling over 11 million copiesworldwide and almost fivemillion in the UK.

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Anyone who sees me onFacebook will no doubthave seen that I have anew profile pic. Well not

new exactly new but rather old, atleast 35 years old. I received arequest from an old friend,someone who I had not seen foryears and years, and after chattingfor a while he said that he had apicture of me from back then andthat he would send it. I wasfascinated as back then we did nothave digital cameras and certainlynot phones with cameras built in.A photograph back then tookeffort, it took work and unliketoday, where we snap away likeloons, a photograph wassomething special.

After a short while the picturearrived and to say that it wasspecial would be seriously

understating the facts. I thought itmight have been a snapshot, meat a party or at a launch eventfrom my book publishing days. Farfrom it, this was a studio shot thathad taken time to do, a time that Iremember well.

The friend said that he wasembarrassed at not being able toremember the name of thephotographer who had given himthe picture. It took me a fewmoments’ reflection to place it butI knew it would come to me andafter a few minutes it did. Thepicture was taken by my friendTony, and sadly Tony was taken byAIDS, many years back when therewas no medication that wouldkeep him alive.

Tony was a fun friend, ahairdresser by day and a verygood photographer in his sparetime. I remember his poignantportraits of his mother, imagesthat captured a sadness as well asa serenity. I'm not sure that theseare qualities that he captured inme.

What he did capture though wasa mood of the time – and the factthat I was a lot thinner back then.

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vehicle to lurch across two lanesas they all piled to one side toview the spectacle of me caughtby the wind and looking like ahuge frilled jelly fish riding aracing bike. Happy days.

Anyway, thank you David forsharing this with me and bringingback both happy and sadmemories, and thank you Tonyfor capturing that time so well.

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bring along a selection of myfavourite clothes. Well I'm not aconventional dresser now andback then I was even more outré.Tony selected the flouncy shirtwith huge sleeves and frilled cuffsand a lace edged jabot. They wereamongst my favourites and youmight think that I wore them forparties and clubbing. In fact Iwore them to work, and one day,cycling over Lambeth Bridge, Iwas spotted by a German coachfull of youngsters who caused the

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HYSTERICALThe hilarious, high energy musical

comedy The Producers, based on MelBrooks’ beloved Academy Awardwinning movie, has taken Broadway

and the West End by storm, winning a recordbreaking 12 Tony Awards and three OlivierAwards.

The show visits Theatre Royal Brighton fromMonday 13 to Saturday 18 April for a limitedrun of eight performances as part of a UK tour.

Impoverished by a string of flops, New Yorkproducer Max Bialystock recruits timidaccountant Leo Bloom to help him pull offBroadway's greatest scam. Together they aimto produce the worst show ever and run awayto Rio with millions, but they learn thatshowbusiness can always find a way to kickyou in the teeth.

The cast includes the award winningcomedian Jason Manford, who has won hugecritical acclaim for his acting ability and vocalrange in the role of Leo Bloom. He is joined bythe much loved Phill Jupitus, described by onecritic as a “scene stealing delight”. The dancer,choreographer and television personality LouieSpence brings unrivalled star quality to the roleof Carmen Ghia, while Olivier award winningactor David Bedella, who wowed Theatre RoyalBrighton audiences as Frank N Furter in TheRocky Horror Show, shines as Roger de Bris.

As well as featuring a riotous mix of eccentriccharacters, The Producers has a score of showstopping songs including ‘Keep It Gay’, ‘WhenYou Got It, Flaunt It’, and the all time classic‘Springtime For Hitler’.

Regarded by many as the funniest musical ofall time, this brand new production of TheProducers is sure to delight Brighton audienceswith its breathless combination of song, danceand laughter. Simply unmissable.The Producers, Mon 13 – Sat 18 April,Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pmwww.atgtickets.com/brighton*0844 871 7650* (*booking fees apply)

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You may not realise it, but there areall sorts of interesting and unusualplaces to visit on the Brighton &Hove bus network – stretching out

to Eastbourne, the South Downs, andSteyning to name but a few.

This week: Devil’s Dyke.There are so many unique things to see

and do at Devil’s Dyke. This location is oneof the most iconic landmarks in the SouthEast, holding the distinction of being thelongest ‘dry’ valley in the UK. Be it onsunny days or foggy evenings, it has manyspectacular panoramas to show to itsvisitors.

Aside from the amazing views of the South Downs, Devil’s Dyke alsocontains ruined ramparts of an Iron Age hill fort and the remains of aVictorian funfair. And on the right day, you might see some adventuroushang-gliders float through the sky above the valley (or perhaps you mightjoin them yourself!).

The South Downs Way passesnearby, so for those walkers outthere it could be just the start ofan adventurous day out rambling.

There is an excellent pub rightby the Dyke, and Brighton & HoveBuses service 77 drops you off atthe car park next to the pub.

Between mid-June and August,the bus is an open top doubledecker to give you un-parallelledpanoramic views on your way tothe Dyke.

Getting to Devil’sDyke: Route 77, ‘Breezeup to the Downs’, runson Saturdays, Sundaysand Public Holidays asoften as hourly. From 19April the service will runevery day, and from mid-June to August it willalso run every 30minutes.Full timetable availableat buses.co.uk/77We have a range of tickets for day travel, from individual tickets to familytickets – visit buses.co.uk to find out moreFor all the information on Devil’s Dyke, visit the National Trust’s website:www.nationaltrust.org.uk.


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In 1803 Dalton announced his “atomictheory”, that atoms are the buildingblocks of matter. However, like mostnew theories, it received a luke warm

reception. It would take the scientificcommunity 100 years to embrace theconcept of atoms.

Robert Brown, in 1827, observed via amicroscope that pollen grains when placedin a liquid darted about, and this wastermed Brownian motion. In 1905 Einsteindeveloped a mathematical formula (knownas the ‘random walk’) to predict Brownianmotion. He explained that as small

particles (such as pollen grains) moved about in a liquid, they are beingpushed about by much smalleratoms in everydirection. Einstein’s predictionswere then verified in experimentalwork carried out by Perrin in 1908and the atomic theory was finallyuniversally accepted.

School children are expected tounderstand the concept of theatomic theory within a few wellplanned out lessons, andregurgitate what they have learntat the end of each lesson. If they

haven’t grasped the concepts then quite frankly it’s tough, since there isan exam syllabus to get through. These children will basically be driventhrough the drill of passing exam questions by rote learning becausethere simply isn’t time. And this is why I am all for the ‘slow education’movement (sloweducation.co.uk).

I worked in the thick of the business, target-driven culture of the ‘90sand completely signed up to efficient, effective, target-driven policies.However, this culture has spread into education, where it most definitelydoes not belong. A generation of school children have been reduced to aset of numbers and data representing a production line. STEM (science,technology, engineering andmaths) is not target-driven; it isproject based and puts thechild’s learning and naturalcuriosity for the world aroundthem, centre stage. It was greatto be able to share our STEMideas and successes with thenext cohort of science teachersfrom the University of Sussex,recently. Wishing them loads ofluck!

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LOVING THE CLASSICS

Ihave always been a little old fashioned, even from an early age –when I chose to wear smocks and petticoats over jeans. I still don'town a single pair of trousers, as sacrilegious as that might sound!My clothes always have a vintage twist, my hair is set with rollers,

my furniture is antique and I've never quite managed to wrap mymind around double glazing (people don't like drafty old houses?!).

My favourite 'old' thing is that subset of cinema regarded as 'classic'.Five years ago, whilst studying the history of cinema, I started aYouTube blog called 'The Classical Review' where I review old films andinvite my audience to suggest films they consider to be 'classics'. Todaythe blog is part of Latest TV's film review show, PostFeature, which Ipresent with Joseph Gunn. Each week I look at a classic film that tiesto the newly released feature film we review in the main part of theshow. For this week's episode, I review Fahrenheit 451 from 1966; set ina dystopian future, it is based on Ray Bradbury's novel and directed byFrench master of cinema, Francois Truffaut.

Protagonist Guy Montag is a firefighter living in a lonely, isolatedsociety where books have been outlawed by a government afraid of anindependent-thinking public. Thejob of a ‘Firefighter’ is to find andburn on sight all books, aided bycivilian 'informants'. People aredrugged into complacency,completely illiterate and gettingtheir information from wall-lengthtelevision screens. The film'sopening credits are spoken ratherthan displayed in type, thedirector's hint of what life would belike in an illiterate culture. Yet, afterfalling in love with book-hoarding Clarisse and beginning to readconfiscated books, Montag begins to question the government'smotives behind book-burning.

It's a wonderful film but Truffaut wasn’t happy with it, and hisremarks about the film are responsible for it’s low reputation. It washis white whale; taking four years to put the production together. Theshoot in England proved difficult for Truffaut – in part because hespoke no English (helpful!) but largely because working with his leadactor, Oskar Werner, was near impossible.

Rather than keeping their conflicts out of the press, Truffaut decidedto break the story himself, publishing excepts of his diary. The accounttold of a difficult and unpleasant experience filming with Werner,including Truffaut’s shock when his actor arrived on set one day withan entirely new haircut!

To find out more about the film, watch PostFeature on Wednesday at6.30pm or check the listings for repeats. Classical reviews are alsouploaded to my YouTube channel.

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The Brighton and Hove LGBT RainbowChorus celebrates its 18th birthdaythis year with a packed calendar ofevents for everyone to enjoy. This

multi-talented chorus led by musicaldirector Aneesa Chaudhry, pianist MojcaMonti and supported by a dedicatedcommittee, will open their year byperforming at Sing Out on 18 May at theBrighton Fringe Festival.

July sees the Rainbow Chorus showcasingits substantial repertoire with two specialconcerts at St George's Church to celebratetheir birthday. From Shenandoah and TrueColours to Adagio for Strings – there issomething for everyone to enjoy.

The chorus will also perform at a series ofregular events – Pride, TransPride and WorldAids Day amongst others. There will also betheir ever popular Christmas Concert at theend of the year. And that's not all; theRainbow Chorus has been chosen for theInternational Choir Festival to be held inAmsterdam in 2016 during Pridecelebrations – an amazing achievement andhonour.

These are just a selection of eventsplanned for the year.

The chorus always welcomes newmembers. Along with the opportunity to sing

an amazing range of songs within a supportive,fun and friendly group, there are also lots ofsocial activities to get involved with throughoutthe year.

The Rainbow Chorus is extremelyrepresentative of the local community, andsponsors are always welcome to takeadvantage of this excellent positioning bysupporting their programme and activitiesthroughout the year.

Supporting events within the wider LGBTcommunity is a defining feature of the RainbowChorus and it is with real joy and pride that it isco-hosting Hand In Hand at the Brighton Dome.This is a very special three day event whichbrings together choirs from all around thecountry. Hand in Hand is scheduled for 12, 13 &14 June 2015 – make a note now to attend whatpromises to be a spectacular and memorableevent.www.rainbowchorus.org.uk

Jonathan Church and Alan Finch toleave Chichester Festival TheatreArtistic Director Jonathan Church and ExecutiveDirector Alan Finch have announced that theyare to step down from their respective roles atChichester Festival Theatre at the end ofSeptember 2016, following Festival 2016.

Both Church and Finch joined ChichesterFestival Theatre in 2005, overseeing theorganisation’s 50th anniversary in 2012 and therecent £22 million redevelopment. Under their

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tenure, the company has produced over 100productions including 22 new plays, winningover 40 awards for the work and more thandoubling audience numbers, playing to 95%capacity in 2014.

The Theatre has also enjoyed significantsuccess beyond Chichester during theirleadership with 48 productions transferringto the West End or securing international andUK tours. These include Lucy Prebble’sENRON, Macbeth with Patrick Stewart,Singin’ in the Rain, Sweeney Todd, PrivateLives, King Lear with Frank Langella, ThePajama Game, Jonathan Church’s productionof Taken at Midnight and Gypsy directed byJonathan Kent.

Jonathan Church said; “It has been aprivilege and a joy to have been thecustodians of this very special theatre for thelast decade and to have worked alongsidesome of the country’s most skilled actors andcreative teams. I hope, between us, we havehelped contribute to the current strength ofBritish theatre and demonstrated theimportant role of subsidy in creating vibrantregional arts organisations that are rooted intheir community but also have the ability toprovide national and international impact.”

Alan Finch said; “We are incrediblyfortunate to have some of the most loyalaudiences, generous supporters andsponsors I have ever come across. Withouttheir support, Jonathan and I would neverhave been able to achieve what we have.”

Sir William Castell, Chairman of ChichesterFestival Theatre, said; “Jonathan Church andAlan Finch have led Chichester FestivalTheatre to extraordinary levels of success,and our artistic standards and reputationhave never been higher. We will be sad to seethem leave, but they are committed to ourphased succession plans and will deliver thenext two Festivals to ensure a smoothhandover as we head into the Theatre’s nextchapter.”

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under 16 (where appropriate) it’s only £3.50.Literally, comedy names off the telly for lessthan a pint, and you can even buy yourself apint while you’re there because they’ve gottheir own bar.

Still think I’m blowing hot air? Then checkout this list of esteemed comics runningthrough their new shows and sharing a billfor pennies. We have (deep breath) AngelaBarnes and respected podcaster and comicStuart Goldsmith on Tuesday 21 April, JoeLycett and Pippa Evans performing onWednesday 22 April, Romesh Ranganathanand Ivo Graham on Tuesday 14 April, JulianDeane and Alex Smith on Wednesday 15April, plus Gareth Richards and Steve Hall onWednesday 8 April.

These are all works in progress, butthey’re good enough for these hugelysuccessful and acclaimed comedians to beprepared to take them out and put theirnames to these shows in a public arena.

That’s their livlihoods. And, I re-iterate, allfor the cost of a pint to you. If you can’tsupport live comedy with all this going foryou, you might just want to face the fact thatit’s not the cost of a ticket that’s stoppingyou going out.www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

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ART: THE MARKETEstablishing produce values, principles andnarratives through the perspective of highstreet brands, The Market is an exhibition ofwork by Level Five 3D Design BA(Hons)/MDesstudents based on a project brief that looksdirectly at the notion of selling, keying intoforecasting trends, high street buyingphilosophies and policies and brandpromises. University of Brighton Cafe Foyer, GrandParade, 01273 643010. Until 28 April

ART: ELEMENTS OF ARCHITECTUREWall of Windows tells the story of Britisharchitecture through four centuries ofwindow designs. Here you can see windowsthat range from a 17th century wrought-ironcasement window from a Hampshirefarmhouse to a 1960s window fromPortsmouth’s Tricorn Centre.University of Brighton Gallery, Grand Parade,01273 643010. Until 10 April.

EVENT: SPOKEN HERD A night of musical improvisation and lyricaldynamics from Brighton's 10-piece hip hopensemble.Komedia, Thursday 9 April, 8pm, £3 16+

EVENT: A DEAD GOOD EVENING WITH JONESBOJo Nesbo – the number one best-sellingauthor of the Harry Hole crime fiction seriesset in Oslo – visits Hove for the first time.Join this author, rock star and formerprofessional football player at this exclusivepre-publication event. Jo will be discussinghis new thriller Blood On Snow, his globallypopular Harry Hole books, soon to be turnedinto a film, and much more. Copies will beon sale on the night.The Old Market, Tuesday 7 April, 8pm, £10,ticket with hardback edition of of Blood OnSnow [RRP £12.99.]: £20.


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Some people decide that they’re notgoing to go out and see live comedybecause they think a ticket pricemight be too expensive. It’s not. And

I know this because of the number of showsthat come up that are simply too good to be

believed at twice the price. Case in point would be the current run

currently on sale under the banner of ‘OnePint Comedy’ at Otherplace @ TheBasement at the moment – with two entireshow previews from professional comediansfor only £4.50 the pair in one evening. And ifyou’re a student, senior, on Job SeekersAllowance, NHS staff, an Equity member or

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Another week and another greatmusic chart for you! Listen onlineto get your favourite to the topand to submit your own tracks.

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1 The Dead Beatles A Day InThe Life Of A Freak

2 Dirty Weekend In BrightonDirty Weekend In Brighton

3 Dirty Weekend In BrightonFrankie

4 Cascades What Have YouDone To Me?

5 Dirty Weekend In BrightonBen Sherman (style manfrom Brighton)

6 Alternate Function Not So Bad

7 White Bait Ten Gallon Hat

8 Victoria Darby Blackbird

9 Bluestone Salsero

10 Frankie Sling Humn

11 T.B.C Ain’t That Grand

12 Ultralites Zero Hours

13 Cascades Run

14 Cinema du Lyon Thank You Mr Spell

15 Alternate Function Under Attack

16 Trip To Dover Where Was I

17 Senior Service Slow Train

18 Fireworks For Summer A Is The Start Of Everything

19 The Magik WordSpells And Potions FtElemental and DJ Highfly

20 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam

As frontman for Dizraeli &The Small Gods, whonow feature FemaleBeatbox Champion

Bellatrix, Dizraeli set up theband in order to tour his debutsolo album, Engurland (SeasideShanties), in 2009.

Nestled alongside variousother projects Dizraeli isinvolved with, The Small Godsreleased the Moving In The Darkalbum in 2013 and have anextensive summer and autumnof activity lined up, including aUK tour, and the release of twoEPs.

Bristol raised, he moved toBrighton to go to universitywhere he did English Literatureand French, whilst continuinghis passion for DJing, rapping,and music in general. "TheBrighton scene then waswicked; we had a strongcollective of bands, all at asimilar kind of level: theResonators, King Porter Stomp,Samsara, and Bad Science,which was my band. We used topool our resources together,put on nights (such as the

infamousComm:Unitynights), do aradio show onRadio Reverb,there was areally strongsense ofmusicalcommunity. I really hope that stillexists in Brighton."

As a rapper and lyricist, Dizraeliis one of the very best. And it'sabout as far away from GangstaRap as you could get; intelligent,witty and satirical, there's a strongleaning towards social justicewithin his work. "The first rap Iever wrote was about thegreenhouse effect, the ozone layerspecifically. My dad was anenvironmental activist, and when Iwas growing up I used to go to to alot of demonstrations, reclaim thestreets rallies, things like that. Iremember my first rap because Ifound my Dennis The Menacenotebook, when I was nine yearsold, just the other day… 'If youwant to be a rocking' and a rollin'you got take care of the ozone/youdon't' treat the earth like acompost pit, you do that man, getout of it.'

"Will Smith, believe it or not,when he was the Fresh Prince withJazzy Jeff, was big for me. I guesslike any kid I wanted to be cool. Ialways loved poetry from a reallyyoung age, I hoovered up books.

Rap just seems to be an extensionof that storytelling.

He became so good at it that hewon the inaugural BBC Radio FourSlam Poetry Award in 2007. Wheredid the name Dizraeli come from?"I was flicking through a historybook, looking for a name to callmyself when I was 15, saw theword Dizraeli and chose it, and itstuck. 17 years later! It hasbecome me." Benjamin Disraeli(with an 's' and not a 'z')is perhapsone of the most famous PrimeMinisters in British history, and isbest known as the father of themodern Conservative Party. "Mostpeople don't know that," saysDizraeli of his (almost) namesake."You'd be surprised… and I'mkind of glad for that, because it'snothing to do with me at all. Hewas a tory, an imperialist…"

For this gig, under the nameGhost Lights, Dizraeli will beperforming solo as well as livecollaborations with Bellatrix,Reeps One and Rex Domino.The Old Market, Tues 14 April,8.30pm, £12

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GLAMClaiming to be Brighton’s ultimateVIP Super Club, don your gladragsand hit the town hard for aSaturday night dancing by theshingles and walking the walk.Shooshh..., Saturday 11 April,10pm–5am, Free before 11pm / £5guestlist / £7

THE IN CROWDA new night called The InCrowd playing Motown/60'sSoul/Northern Soul/Reggae/Ska/Rhythm & Blues and 60'sPop. All proceeds go towardsThe Clock Tower Sanctuary thathelps young homeless peoplein Brighton.Funkyfish Club, Thursday 9 April,10pm–3am, £3

TRASH MONDAYSTonight’s house, pop and r’n’bnight includes Camera Club forthe Sussex Uni End of Term Party,with discounted entry for ALLSussex Uni students with validstudent card, and 100 disposablecameras to use. Cut outphotoboards and fancy dress.Coalition, Monday 13 April, 11pm–4am, £3 guestlist

Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after darkCLUB HIGHLIGHTS

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MEAT FEASTSpamalot, Theatre Royal Brighton, 31 March, 2015★★★★★ Andrew Kay

Love Supreme JazzFestival 2015Love Supreme Jazz Festivalreturns to Lewes for its third year,bringing the best in experimentaland popular jazz artists as well asa host of exciting new bands. Thefirst wave of acts have sincebetween announced includingChaka Khan, Ginger Baker, CandiStaton, Van Morrison, DianneReeves, Hugh Masekela and manymore.Glynde Place, Lewes, 3–5 July 2015, Prices vary – £60+www.lovesupremefestival.com

David KnopflerGuitarist, singer-songwriter, poetand founder member of ‘70s rockband Dire Straits comes toRopetackle. David spent threeyears with Dire Straits beforeembarking upon a solo career as arock jazz recording artist. He hasrecorded many solo albums andoften works with HarryBogdanovs.Ropetackle Centre, 15 April 2015,£14, 01273 464440,ropetacklecentre.co.uk

GrasscutCritically acclaimedelectronic/ambient duo consistingof Marcus O'Dair and AndrewPhillips return to hometownBrighton. Since opening the stageat the Big Chill festival in 2009,Brighton's Grasscut have releasedtwo highly critically acclaimedalbums, all showcasing aromantic, nostalgic, daring andinherently human take onelectronic music and landscape-based/ambient concepts. Otherplace At The Basement, 17June 2015, £10/8, 01273 606312

Daniel Sloss – DarkDon’t miss the smash-hit newshow from Scotland’sinternationally acclaimed andaward-winning comedy half-man-half-Xbox! With special guest KaiHumphries.Komedia, 19 November 2015,£14.50/12, 0845 293 8480,www.komedia.co.uk/Brighton

What a joy to see a show for thefifth time and still find it asentertaining as the first. Themusical reworking of the Python’sHoly Grail is a masterpiece ofcomedic musical theatre. Thehumour is true to the original, thesongs wonderfully spoofBroadway genres and theattention to detail, where theshow is playing and timelyreferences, keep it fresh. Youseldom see a show where the castseem to be having as much fun asthe audience (without resenting it)and this time round the cast ofyoung performers is as strong asever. Joe Pasquale makes the roleof King Arthur his very own, asaucy performance that makesyou forget that his singing voice isa little weak. Once again ToddCarty steals the show with acomedy performance that displaysa fine sense of pathos and superbcomedy timing, he can sing too,and his vocal in ‘I’m All Alone’ isnot only funny but rather moving. Icould go again tonight, andtomorrow, and …

John Bishop – SupersonicJohn Bishop is blown away by hislife, and he wants you to know it.It’s been such a change, and hemines it for the fun and theridiculous, from being upgradedwith Air Emirates, to hod-carrying

in Africa. However, his is still ‘Dadcomedy’. By that I mean that thedodgy foreign accents and sexistgeneralisations are never far away.That said, he has a bagful of niftyturns of phrase well and producesa pleasant evening’s worth ofstand-up. He’s a good club comic,but with more smiles and chucklesthan uproarious laughter.Brighton Centre, 31 March 2015★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

Sam LeeBritish folk song collector Sam Leeis the 21st century version of AlanLomax and Cecil Sharp, and was intown to promote new album ‘TheFade In Time’, comprised ofancient traveller songs. Eachnumber came with its own historylesson as Sam detailed the regionit originated from and the personthat taught it to him. From CornishGipsy ballads to Aberdoniancampfire songs, he has savedthese hand-me-downs fromextinction and given them amodern polish while retainingtheir roots. Tributes were paid tolocal singers, and the mesmerisingperformance ended with astunning acapella encore.Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 28March 2015★★★★★ Steve Clements

Courtney BarnettWith a universally praised albumand a packed house for her tour’sopening night, the Aussie indiestar didn’t disappoint. Her set wasa mix of uptempo grungeypsychedelia and laid back ’70sslacker grooves that werecomplimented by the ever-changing animated backdrop, only‘Small Poppies’ changing the pacewith its bluesy Siouxsie sound. Herbrief chats were playful as sheteased the audience with ‘guessthe intro’ that became ‘AvantGardener’ which kept the moshpitmoving; the narrative lyricsperfectly suited to her talkingsinging style. The hour endedabruptly with a pounding‘Pedestrian At Best’, which shemost definitely wasn’t.Concorde 2, 27 March 2015★★★★★ Steve Clements

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Dara And Ed’s Great BigAdventureBBC2, 9pmSounds like a joke... but isn’t. Twocomic Irishmen undertake a heckof a journey across America,taking in the sights along theway, as well as stepping quite abit out of their comfort zones.Dara O’Briain and Ed Byrne aregood pals at the start of thisjourney, will they be at the end?

My Sister Had MyBoyfriend’s Baby... AndOther BetrayalsChannel 5, 10pmYou knew what channel this wason before you even looked –what a title! The first of a two-part documentary that promises‘True Life’ stories to scandaliseand keep you counting yourblessings after that big Easterfamily row.

SupernaturalE4, 10pmReally, there should be nosurprise to Dean and Sam thatthe Men Of Letters bunker ishaunted. We’re surprised thenumber of spookies and boggartsin the general area aren’t holdingtheir own seance to speak to theliving. Anyway, the brothers griminvestigate this haunting and endup in Kansas. No sign of Toto.

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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 1.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 3.00 TheHolidaymakers 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical10.00 Forever 11.00 NCIS:Los Angeles 12.00amHawaii Five-0 (x3)

BBC37.00pm Snog Marry Avoid?(x2) 8.00 Don’t Tell TheBride 9.00 Meth AndMadness In Mexico: StaceyDooley Investigates 10.00Killer Magic 10.30EastEnders 11.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.45 AmericanDad! 12.10am Family Guy12.30 Meth And MadnessIn Mexico: Stacey DooleyInvestigates

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great ContinentalRailway Journeys 8.00Every Breath We Take:Understanding OurAtmosphere 9.00 TheNormans 10.00 A VeryBritish Airline 11.00Bombay Railway 12.00amTimeshift: Mods, RockersAnd Bank Holiday Mayhem1.00 Every Breath We Take

ITV211.20am Royal Pains12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45Coronation Street (x2) 1.45Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x4) 8.00 Britain’s Got MoreTalent: Alesha’s Top TenMoments 9.00 Hell’sKitchen 10.00 FILM: DeathRace (2008) 12.10am TwoAnd A Half Men (x2)

ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 FrenchFields 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 6.55 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 Love YourGarden 9.00 Harry At 3010.00 Law & Order: UK11.00 Wire In The Blood12.40am Wycliffe

E44.00pm The Big BangTheory (x2) 5.00 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 BrooklynNine-Nine 8.30 The BigBang Theory 9.00 The 10010.00 Supernatural. Seehighlights. 11.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00amRude Tube

More43.20pm A Place In The Sun(x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 MinuteMeals 5.55 Come DineWith Me 7.00 Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA7.55 Grand Designs 9.00Selling Houses WithAmanda Lamb 10.00Embarrassing Bodies: PenisSpecial 11.05 24 Hours InA&E 12.10am Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA

Film411.00am PrincessMononoke (1997) 1.50pmInspector Gadget (1999)3.25 The Rugrats Movie(1998) 5.00 The SpiderwickChronicles (2008) 6.50 27Dresses (2008) 9.00Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05Milius (2013) 1.10amConan The Barbarian (1982)3.50 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In ABed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00Come Dine With Me 11.30 ComeDine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four InA Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Patrick gains an allybut is his secret still safe? 7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Burger Bar To Gourmet StarReality series in which fast foodcooks are taught by some of thecountry’s most refined chefs. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series fromLiverpool Women’s Hospital. Party girlPaula prepares to meet the child shethought she would never have.Teenage couple Paige and Aaron pulltogether to welcome a baby thatwasn’t planned. Impatient mum-to-beHelen struggles when her birth plangoes wrong.10.00 The Billion Pound HotelDocumentary following some of theguests wealthy enough to stay at theexclusive Burj Al Arab - dubbed bysome the world’s most luxurioushotel. Shaped like a giant sail andstanding over 1000 feet tall, it costan estimated one billion pounds tobuild. 11.00 Teens Documentary seriesfollowing a group of friends over theyear they turn 17. 12.00am PokerStars.comEuropean Poker Tour 12.55 KOTVBoxing Weekly 1.25 FILM: TheSavages (2007) 3.15 Secret Location4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 TicketyToc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 TheHotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: The Port-to-Port Killer 3.15 FILM: Fatal Trust(2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After Samtells the court that Dean owed Ashmoney, the judge grants the police awarrant to search Angelo’s place andthe cash proves easy enough to find. 6.30 5 News Tonight6.55 Party Election Broadcast OnBehalf Of The Conservative Party 7.00 Police InterceptorsDocumentary series followingLincolnshire’s high-speed lawenforcement teams.8.00 Britain’s Horror HomesDocumentary series about peoplewhose lives have been turned upsidedown when their home became aliving nightmare.9.00 Benefits And Bypasses:Billion Pound PatientsDocumentary about how self-inflictedhealth problems caused by peoplewho drink, smoke and eat to excessare costing the NHS a fortune. Juliehas been hospitalised twice becauseof her drinking, and Barry has lost hisleg due to smoking.10.00 My Sister Had MyBoyfriend’s Baby...and OtherBetrayals See highlights.11.00 OAPs Behaving BadlyDocumentary series about someglorious British OAPs determined togrow old disgracefully.12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 PersonOf Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor(x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Home Away From Home 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Stan makes a pleato his family, but will they listen? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.Jonny returns to work after hisrelease from prison, with explosiveconsequences. Sacha is delighted tosee Essie again after her time awayin Germany, but realises that absencemay not have made the heart growfonder. 9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama followingthe lives of an ordinary group ofcolleagues and friends as theirseemingly small lies spiral out ofcontrol. When Rick moves in withMike, his boss, he finds himself invery dangerous territory as heestablishes a friendship with Ruby,Mike’s daughter.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Hole In The Road InspectorsDocumentary looking at the work ofthe Leeds City Council HighwaysDepartment. 11.35 FILM: A Bunch Of Amateurs(2008) Starring Burt Reynolds,Samantha Bond, Imelda Staunton.British comedy. A fading Hollywoodaction hero is drawn to England toplay the title role in King Lear. 1.05am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.10 BBC News

6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders9.00 The Newspapers9.30 The Newspapers10.00 BollyHeat10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4)1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine2.00 In The Pot2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel6.00 Latest News The Latest newswhere we are.6.30 Biz Buzz See highlights. 7.00 Best Of Brighton LightsRichard Shayler takes a cheeky lookback on episodes of Brighton Lights,first aired on the internet.7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Hindsight: The Shorts Living adouble life and the fight foracceptance and individuality duringturbulent change in Belfast.8.45 Hindsight: The Shorts Provinginnocence for the victims of a bombthat ripped through the heart of anorth Belfast community.9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.00 Life Stories10.30 Latest News11.00 Brighton Album Chart ShowMonthly top 10 compiled from albumsbought in Brighton’s independent cultstore, Resident Records.11.30 Under The Radar12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 TheVote 2.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 2.45Hindsight: The Shorts 3.00 LatestNews 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 LifeStories 4.30 Latest News 5.00Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30Under The Radar

BBC26.15am Homes Under The Hammer7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 FlogIt! Trade Secrets 8.15 Your Home InTheir Hands 9.15 Victoria DerbyshireShow 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 TheSuper League Show 1.45 Golf: TheMasters - 2014 Review 2.45 JamesMartin’s Food Map Of Britain 2.55Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge3.40 Are You Being Served? 4.10 ‘Allo‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 VintageAntiques Roadshow 5.55 PartyElection Broadcast By TheConservative Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Antiques RoadshowDetectives Fiona Bruce and expertsfrom Antiques Roadshow turn sleuthas they explore intriguing storiesbehind family heirlooms.7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics.8.00 Back In Time For DinnerHistorical cooking show. In thisepisode, the family and their homeare transported to the hi-tech 80s,with a gadget-filled kitchen includinga microwave the size of a small car.Presenter Giles Coren and foodhistorian Polly Russell use thenational food survey to guide thefamily’s diet and introduce them tothe culinary treats and trends of thedecade.9.00 Dara And Ed’s Great BigAdventure See highlights.10.00 Bluestone 42 Comedy dramafollowing a bomb disposal unit inAfghanistan. Ellen has to learn tobend the rules, Mac and Rocket dogladiatorial combat and Bird setsSimon up for a fall.10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Newsbeat: The ElectionDebates Tina Daheley and ChrisSmith are live in Leeds with ahundred 18- to 24-year-olds to talkabout what they think of politicians.12.20am Caribbean With SimonReeve 1.20 Sign Zone: AntiquesRoadshow 2.20 Sign Zone: TheLadykillers: Pest Detectives

ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm O’Brien 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast ByThe Conservative Party6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Laurel feels thepressure. Aaron has an accident. Bobtries to prevent Carly from leaving.7.30 Spotlight - David Cameron:Tonight The first of five filmspresented by ITV News PoliticalEditor Tom Bradby and ITV News atTen’s Julie Etchingham paintingintimate portraits of the party leadersin the run up to the election. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Barnabyand Nelson investigate a series ofmurders in Midsomer St Claire thatseem to be inspired by macabreimages on a medieval fresco recentlydiscovered in the church crypt. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Second series ofthe comedy. Everybody is back at theSolana for more sun, sangria andswinging - including Madge’s newboyfriend Mel, Didsbury’s answer toJulio Iglesias.11.10 FILM: Carry On At YourConvenience (1971) Starring SidJames, Kenneth Williams, CharlesHawtrey, Joan Sims, Hattie Jacques,Bernard Bresslaw. Classic Britishcomedy with the Carry On team. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight- David Cameron: Tonight 3.25 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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The VoteLatestTV, 8pmIt’s just under a month until theGeneral Election, and withpolitical whispers mentioning thepossibility of another coalitionand wins for all of the majorparties, as well as movements inpower to the less dominant ones,there has never been a moreinteresting time in politics. Frankle Duc chairs the discussion.

DCI BanksITV1, 9pmThis must’ve been one doozy of aplot spider-diagram for thewriters when they were puttingDCI Banks’ latest escapadestogether. Kicking off with amurder, we quickly go intosuspecting an undercover cop ofbeating up the chief suspect,then of being that suspect’s dad,and that’s only for starters!

Tiny House NationMore4, 9pmWow. An entire hour dedicated tothose fascinating and captivatinghouses that can become an utterclickhole of internet intrigue,kicking off from that oneintriguing story someone put onyour Facebook feed. Renovationexperts John Weisbarth and ZackGiffin travel across the UnitedStates showcasing little homes.

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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Wild Things 9.00 FILM:The Goonies (1985) 11.15Stella 12.15am HawaiiFive-0 (x2) 2.15 NCIS: LosAngeles (x3)

BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00FILM: Enemy Of The State(1998) 11.05 Family Guy(x2) 11.50 American Dad!12.10am Family Guy 12.35Killer Magic 1.05 Meth AndMadness In Mexico: StaceyDooley Investigates 2.00 ISurvived A ZombieApocalypse 3.00 Tom FeltonMeets The Superfans

BBC47.00pm News 7.30Railways Of The Great WarWith Michael Portillo 8.00Great Irish Journeys WithMartha Kearney 8.30 TheQuizeum 9.00 Treasures OfAncient Greece 10.00 TheBody Beautiful10.30Bombay Railway 11.30 FullThrottle - Timeshift 12.30amShakespeare’s Mother 1.30The Quizeum

ITV210.00am Up All Night10.25 Psych 11.20 RoyalPains 12.15pm Emmerdale12.45 The Cube 1.45Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x4) 8.00 FILM: Skyfall(2012) 10.50 FILM: HaroldAnd Kumar Get TheMunchies (2004) 12.40amTwo And A Half Men

ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05Where The Heart Is 3.05The Royal 4.10 Never TheTwain 4.45 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 6.55 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 RosemaryAnd Thyme 9.00 The Zoo10.00 Law & Order: UK11.00 Wycliffe 12.10amCity Lights 1.10 The Royal

E43.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30Melissa & Joey 4.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 5.00How I Met Your Mother (x2)6.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30FILM: Big (1988) 9.35 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 10.35Rude Tube: Totally Mashed11.40 How I Met YourMother 12.10am 2 BrokeGirls 12.40 Marry Me

More43.20pm A Place In The Sun(x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 MinuteMeals 5.55 Come DineWith Me 7.00 Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA7.55 Grand Designs 9.00Tiny House Nation. Seehighlights. 10.00 8 Out Of10 Cats Does Countdown11.00 24 Hours In A&E12.05am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA

Film411.00am Porco Rosso(1992) 1.05pm Inkheart(2008) 3.10 California Man(1992) 4.55 Angus, ThongsAnd Perfect Snogging(2008) 6.55 Drillbit Taylor(2008) 9.00 TheDescendants (2011) 11.25Sorority Row (2009)1.30am Only Yesterday(1991) 4.00 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Four In ABed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00Come Dine With Me 11.30 ComeDine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four InA Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Adouble booking at The Dog bringstwo sets of sworn enemies face toface, and in a moment of madness, adark secret from Kim’s past isrevealed.7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 Party Election Broadcast8.00 Supercars: The MillionPound Motors A look at the worldof high-priced Supercars, an elitebrand of luxury, high performancevehicles.9.00 The Island With Bear GryllsReality survival-skills series withadventurer Bear Gryllls in which twogroups, one male and one female, areplaced on two remote islands.Fourteen men face a life and deathstruggle as the fierce currents of thePacific force Bear to drop them 75meters off the island.10.00 First Dates Dating series inwhich singletons look for love in arestaurant full of other diners whoare also hoping to start arelationship. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series fromLiverpool Women’s Hospital.12.05am 16 Kids And Counting1.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper1.55 FILM: Reindeer Games (2000)3.40 Secret Location 4.35 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent 5.35 TheCommon Denominator

Channel Five6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 TicketyToc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 TheHotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans3.15 FILM: Wandering Eye (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax issentenced to 20 years in prisonwithout parole when he confesses toDean’s murder in an effort to protectAsh. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast OnBehalf Of The Labour Party 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed DoorsObservational documentary seriesgoing behind the scenes at a GPsurgery in Lewisham. 8.00 The Nightmare NeighbourNext Door Documentary seriesabout Britain’s feuding neighbours,using CCTV footage and materialfrom victims’ own cameras. 9.00 OAPs Behaving BadlyDocumentary series about someglorious British OAPs determined togrow old disgracefully.10.00 Dangerous Dog Owners AndProud Documentary about peoplewho keep banned and dangerousdogs. 11.00 Benefits And Bypasses:Billion Pound PatientsDocumentary about how self-inflictedhealth problems caused by peoplewho drink, smoke and eat to excessare costing the NHS a fortune. 12.00am My Sister Had MyBoyfriend’s Baby...and OtherBetrayals 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10Gangs And Guns: Caught On Camera4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 DivineDesigns 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Home Away From Home 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six The latestnational and international newsstories from the BBC News team,followed by weather.6.30 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.57 BBC News And RegionalNews The latest national andinternational news stories from theBBC News team, followed byWeather.8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur JohnTorode and fruit and veg man GreggWallace look for Britain’s nextmasterchef.9.00 Secret Britain Secret Britain.10.00 BBC News At Ten The latestnational and international news, withreports from BBC correspondentsworldwide.10.25 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.10.45 Match Of The Day - FA CupHighlights Match of the Day - FACup Highlights.11.15 FILM: 50 Dead Men Walking(2008) 50 Dead Men Walking.1.05am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.10 BBC News

6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights10.00 BollyHeat10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 The Vote (x4)1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 In The Pot3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3)4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High5.00 Under The Radar (x2)6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 Post Feature See highlights.7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, music and funniestmoments from the first series ofBrighton’s topical magazine program.7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Love That Car Passionatestories about owners and their cars,their history, and why they love them.9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave10.30 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national updates.11.00 On The Verge New soundsand breakthrough acts.11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton The Radio Reverb showmakes the transition to TV. Visualsounds and audible colours presentedby Nick Coquet.12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC26.15am Homes Under The Hammer7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 FlogIt! Trade Secrets 8.15 An IslandParish: Falklands 8.45 HelicopterHeroes Down Under 9.15 VictoriaDerbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 CagneyAnd Lacey 1.50 Animal Park 2.20Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge3.05 Floyd On France 3.45 Are YouBeing Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage AntiquesRoadshow 5.55 Party ElectionBroadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Antiques RoadshowDetectives Fiona Bruce and expertsfrom Antiques Roadshow turn sleuthas they explore intriguing storiesbehind family heirlooms.7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics.8.00 The Ladykillers: PestDetectives Just to be clear here –ladies are not pests.9.00 This World: Britain’s JihadiBrides International investigativedocumentary series.10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aimis to be interesting. Stephen Fry looksat the quite interesting side of allthings lethal, with a deadly anddangerous panel of Bill Bailey, SandiToksvig, Jason Manford and AlanDavies.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Golf: The Masters - 2015Preview Hazel Irvine and guestspreview the 79th Masters, held at theAugusta National Golf Club. 11.50 Dara And Ed’s Great BigAdventure Comedians Ed Byrne andDara O’Briain embark on a 4,000 milePan-American adventure.12.50am Sign Zone: The BillionDollar Chicken Shop 1.50 SignZone: The Big Painting Challenge 2.50Sign Zone: Modern Times: 24 HourParcel People


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast ByThe Labour Party6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert is in a rageover Chas. Carly is trapped with Bob.Emma struggles with the idea ofdivorce.7.30 Coronation Street Anna dropsa baby bombshell on the father’sparents. Is Tony being taken for amug? 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star StephenMulhern hosts the fun-filled familyentertainment show which lifts thelid on celebrities’ lives through theeyes of their children. Spilling thebeans today are Jo Whiley’s daughterCoco, aged six, Dominic Brunt’s sonDanny, also six, and Nick Hewer’sgrandson Theo, who is nine years old.9.00 DCI Banks See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Pop Gold Another trawlthrough ITV’s musical archives, thistime focusing on rock and poprelations of every kind.11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two IslandsFascinating eight-part documentaryseries which takes a look at thispopular getaway through the eyes ofthe people who holiday there, andthe many who make their livingthrough tourism on the island.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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Albion NightLatestTV, 7.30pmCement your fandom – or ifyou’re one of the influx ofresidents to arrive recently thenresearch your new team – withthis weekly show from LatestSport cheering on the Seagulls.With features and news about allof the squads, as well as classicgames from the club’s archives,there’s plenty to entertain.

The Last Days Of...Channel Five, 8pmPossibly a collection of one of thebest dinner party conversationsever – this series gatherstogether thinkers, writers andhistorians to explore the downfalland legacy of six giants ofhistory. This week John Guy, KateWilliams and others look at MaryQueen Of Scots. Beheaded at 44,but why exactly did that occur?

The Good WifeMore4, 9pmDid Will Farrell watch thisepisode before he got involvedwith his latest ‘hilarious’ comedy?Cary hires a prison consultant toprepare himself for incarceration.See?!! Hopefully this will notinvolve him giving himself a new‘streetname’. Meanwhile, Aliciapractises for the State’s Attorneycandidates’ debate.

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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 1.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 3.00 TheHolidaymakers 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x5)4.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00Life And Death Row 10.20EastEnders 10.50 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.35 AmericanDad! 12.00am Family Guy12.20 Life And Death Row1.40 Killer Magic 2.10Meth And Madness InMexico: Stacey DooleyInvestigates 3.10 Fried 3.30Parents’ Evening

BBC47.00pm News 7.30 Top OfThe Pops: 1980 8.00 TheFinal Frontier? A HorizonGuide To The Universe 9.004,000-Year-Old Cold Case:The Body In The Bog 10.00Wild China 11.00 TheNormans 12.00am Top OfThe Pops: 1980 12.35 TheFinal Frontier? 1.35 GreatIrish Journeys With MarthaKearney 2.05 Neil Sedaka

ITV212.45pm Coronation Street1.15 You’ve Been Framed!1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x4) 8.00 Britain’s Got MoreTalent: David’s Top TenMoments 9.00 Scorpion10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50Release The Hounds 11.50Two And A Half Men (x2)12.45am Scorpion

ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’sWar 10.00 Law & Order:UK 11.00 Blue Murder12.35am FILM: Ten LittleIndians (1974)

E44.00pm The Big BangTheory (x2) 5.00 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 2 BrokeGirls 8.30 The Big BangTheory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00The Inbetweeners (x2)11.10 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 12.10am Rude Tube

More43.20pm A Place In The Sun(x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 MinuteMeals 5.55 Come DineWith Me 7.00 Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA7.55 Grand Designs 9.00The Good Wife. Seehighlights. 10.00 FILM:Along Came A Spider(2001) 12.05am Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA1.05 Come Dine With Me

Film411.00am Castle OfCagliostro (1979) 1.10pmFreaky Friday (1977) 3.15Big Miracle (2012) 5.20 TheLost World (1960) 7.15 TheSimpsons Movie (2007)9.00 Fast And Furious 5(2011) 11.35 The Debt(2010) 1.50am MyNeighbors The Yamadas(1999) 4.00 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Frasier9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Jamie’s Comfort Food 1.45 The Grand National Festival 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Trevor’sloyalty is tested to the limit whenGrace refuses to open up. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Documentaryseries following vet Noel Fitzpatrickand his team in one of the mostadvanced veterinary practices inBritain. 9.00 The Island With Bear GryllsReality survival-skills series withadventurer Bear Grylls in which twogroups, one male and one female, areplaced on two remote islands. In thesecond episode, Bear abandons 14British women on an uninhabitedPacific island. They’re given no foodand just a day’s supply of drinkingwater. With sunset fast approaching,the group kick into survival mode andmake camp in the jungle.10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy GrandNational Special edition of thereality series following Gypsies andIrish Travellers as they prepare for themost amazing trips of their lives. 11.05 First Dates Dating series inwhich singletons look for love. 12.05am Raised By Wolves 12.40How To Be A Young Billionaire 1.35Teens 2.30 Unreported World 2.55Secret Location 3.50 Phil Spencer:Secret Agent 4.45 Deal Or No Deal5.35 The Common Denominator

Channel Five6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stranger In AnAmish Town (2014) 5.00 5 News At 55.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After someencouragement from Denny, Hannahlistens to Andy and the pair get backtogether. 6.30 5 News Tonight6.55 Party Election Broadcast OnBehalf Of The Green Party 7.00 The Classic Car Show Seriescelebrating classic cars presented byQuentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. ThisJames Bond special starts with acelebration of the Aston Martin DB5,the most recognised automotivesilhouette in the world, Alex Rileyhas managed to find a Bond car on abudget - the Triumph Stag, and BrunoSenna gets into a race prepped 1951Aston Martin DB3. 8.00 The Last Days Of... Seehighlights.9.00 The Hotel Inspector Realityseries in which Alex Polizzi tries totransform some of Britain’s failinghotels and guest houses.10.00 The Mentalist Crime dramaseries. Jane and the team put theircareers on the line to thwart AgentPeterson’s crusade to destroy Abbottand block his wife’s appointment inWashington.10.55 The Thriller Killers: Born ToKill? Documentary series. 11.55 Access Showbiz news.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 SecretsOf Great British Castles 4.00 WildlifeSOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 HouseDoctor (x3)


6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 EastEnders Tina continues togrow frustrated at Mick and Shirley’sbehaviour. Meanwhile, Stan receivesa visit, and it emerges that he hasbeen keeping his own secret. Maxtakes a fancy to a new arrival - is shewhat she seems? The Branningsreceive some upsetting news aboutJim.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur JohnTorode and fruit and veg man GreggWallace look for Britain’s nextmasterchef.9.00 The Truth About MedicineScience documentary investigatingthe truth about medicine.10.00 BBC News At Ten The latestnational and international news, withreports from BBC correspondentsworldwide.10.25 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.10.45 Question Time DavidDimbleby presents topical debatefrom Bristol.11.45 This Week Andrew Neilpresents a political review of theweek with Michael Portillo and DianeAbbott.12.30am Skiing Weatherview12.35 BBC News

6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 The Vote (x4)1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 In The Pot2.30 Northern Cuisine3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3)4.30 PostFeature5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic5.30 Noise Reel6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 Film Live Academy Theultimate guide on all aspects offilmmaking, covering everything youneed to know.7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, music and funniestmoments from the first series ofBrighton’s topical magazine program.7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.10.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.11.00 Soundcheck See highlights12.00am Teleshopping2.00 Latest News2.30 Albion Night 5.30 Film Live Academy

BBC26.15am Homes Under The Hammer7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 FlogIt! Trade Secrets 8.15 Great BritishGarden Revival 9.15 VictoriaDerbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A ToZ Of TV Gardening 1.10 Cagney AndLacey 2.00 Animal Park 2.30 SpringKitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 FloydOn France 3.45 Are You BeingServed? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow5.55 Party Election Broadcast By TheGreen Party 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghanhosts the quiz show.6.30 Antiques RoadshowDetectives Fiona Bruce and expertsfrom Antiques Roadshow turn sleuthas they explore intriguing storiesbehind family heirlooms.7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics.8.00 Coast Australia Seriesexploring Australia’s coastline.8.50 Nature’s Weirdest EventsChris Packham explores some of themost bizarre and extraordinarynatural events on the planet. Usingincredible eyewitness footage, first-hand accounts and scientificexplanations, he unpacks the strangerthan fiction facts behind what reallyhappened.9.00 Banished Historical dramaabout Australian penal colonies.10.00 Inside No 9 A second seasonof dark comedies by Steve Pembertonand Reece Shearsmith. Two ofEngland’s most notorious and fearedwitch-finders are summoned by SirAndrew Pike to the unassumingvillage of Little Happens in order totry a defenceless old woman. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 This World: Britain’s JihadiBrides International investigativedocumentary series.12.20am Sign Zone: Horizon:Secrets Of The Solar System 1.20Sign Zone: Louis Theroux: By ReasonOf Insanity


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.20 Party Election Broadcast ByThe Green Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert jumps thegun, putting Chas in danger.7.30 Spotlight - Nick Clegg:Tonight Second of five films paintingintimate portraits of the party leadersin the run up to the election.8.00 Emmerdale Alicia starts tocrumble. 8.30 Double Decker DrivingSchool Series which follows theprogress of some of the manyapplicants who apply for Arriva’s sixweek training course to become aLondon bus driver. In this episode,Manuel Daniel is three weeks intothe course and struggling. 9.00 Ice Rink On The EstateSlippery customers. Geddit?!10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV NewsPolitical Editor Tom Bradby and hisguests discuss the talking points ofthe coming week, from the run-up tothe election to the major culturalevents of the week.11.20 River Monsters Series inwhich extreme angler Jeremy Wadegoes in search of some of the mostfrightening freshwater fish on theplanet. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight- Nick Clegg: Tonight 3.25 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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Magic’dLatestTV, 9pmS’clever stuff! Illusionist TommyMagic brings his nifty sleight ofhand to the streets, stunningpassersby in a way that isentirely conducive to blowingtheir minds in the best possibleway. Combined with the kind ofcomedy patter that’ll entertainwhilst you’re being amazed, it’sall good in the hood.

NCIS: New OrleansChannel 5, 9pmThis formulaic naval crime dramaset in the Deep South of Americais a glorious guilty pleasure, fromthe entrancing soundtrack to theflamboyant and utterly seductivesetting. Yeah Baby! This week theteam investigate what appears tobe a death-by-love-triangle, butturns out to be the fatality of apawn in a very dangerous game.

The Big Bang TheoryE4, 10.50pmIt’s Friday night, and when betterto join your pals from the physicsdepartment? The book-smartsover street-smarts flatmates arehere for a double episode, withthe first seeing Leonard questionwhether he and Penny reallystand a chance and Sheldonsuffering a hamburger disruption.Then Penny has a party.

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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 1.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 3.00 TheHolidaymakers 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Relatively Clever 9.00Stella 10.00 Hawaii Five-0(x4) 2.00am NCIS: LosAngeles (x2)

BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes III: Not In 3D 7.05FILM: Wallace And Gromit:A Grand Day Out (1989)7.30 Wallace And Gromit:The Wrong Trousers 8.00Top Gear 9.00 FILM:Transsiberian (2008) 10.45EastEnders 11.15 FamilyGuy (x2) 12.00am AmericanDad! 12.25 Family Guy12.45 Bluestone 42

BBC47.00pm News 7.30 PlacidoDomingo’s Gala ConcertFrom The Royal OperaHouse 9.00 Biggest BandBreak-Ups And Make-Ups10.00 More DangerousSongs: And The BannedPlayed On 11.00 Britain’sMost Dangerous Songs:Listen To The Banned12.00am Tubular Bells: TheMike Oldfield Story

ITV210.25am Psych 11.20 RoyalPains 12.15pm Emmerdale(x2) 1.15 You’ve BeenFramed! 1.45 Dinner Date2.40 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 6.00 You’veBeen Framed! (x3) 8.00Two And A Half Men (x2)9.00 FILM: The Back-UpPlan (2010) 11.15 Take MeOut 12.25am Two And AHalf Men (x2)

ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, SheWrote 8.00 MidsomerMurders 10.00 Law & Order:UK 11.00 Blue Murder12.35am FILM: Steptoe AndSon Ride Again (1973)

E45.00pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 9.00FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007)10.50 The Big Bang Theory(x2). See highlights. 11.50Rude Tube 12.55amChannel 4’s Comedy Gala2014

More411.20am FILM: Hachi: ADog’s Tale (2009) 1.10pmTime Team (x2) 3.20 A PlaceIn The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s15 Minute Meals 5.55 ComeDine With Me 7.00Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 FILM: DorianGray (2009) 11.15 24 HoursIn A&E 12.20am Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA

Film411.00am Pom Poko (1994)1.35pm The Scarlet Blade(1963) 3.15 Night At TheMuseum 2 (2009) 5.20Escape From The Planet OfThe Apes (1971) 7.20Airplane II: The Sequel(1982) 9.00 Snow WhiteAnd The Huntsman (2012)11.25 The Crazies (2010)1.30am Grave Of TheFireflies (1988) 3.25 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Jamie’s Comfort Food 1.45 The Grand National Festival 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Feeling lonely andguilty, Sinead finds her emotionsthreaten to spiral out of control.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World ReporterSeyi Rhodes and director LottieGammon visit Zimbabwe to meet thebrave comics who are risking theirsecurity by satirising the country’spoliticians. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. Comic book drama. Calassembles a squad of supervillainsfrom SHIELD’s Index to take downCoulson and his team.9.00 Gogglebox Television reviewcomedy series in which TV fanaticsopen up their living rooms to revealtheir reactions to popular and topicalshows.10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alanlooks ahead to the Grand Nationalwith surprise special guests andsome equine-themed fun and games.Music is provided by Nick Jonas.11.10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine USpolice sitcom. 11.40 FILM: Showgirls (1995)Starring Gina Gershon, KyleMacLachlan. Explicit drama. 1.55am Fargo 2.50 Phil Spencer:Secret Agent 3.40 Secret Location4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 TheCommon Denominator

Channel Five6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy InToyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 PeppaPig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake!Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 The HotelInspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away: FinalDemand 1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles3.15 FILM: Virtual Lies (2011) 5.00 5News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha rushesback to uni to hand in herpresentation in person or risk losing15% of her final grade. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast OnBehalf Of The Scottish NationalParty 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer series.8.00 Secrets Of Great BritishCastles Six-part documentary seriespresented by journalist Dan Jones.Built by William the Conqueror, theTower of London is one of Britain’smost iconic landmarks. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Seehighlights.10.00 NCIS Drama series. Former FBIagent turned lawyer Carrie Clark’singenuity is tested when the primesuspect in a hit-and-run killing tellsher that he was committing murderelsewhere at the time. 10.55 Law And Order: SpecialVictims Unit Police drama series.The team investigate the case of aman who was found badly beaten inthe car park of a strip club, with nomemory of what happened to him.11.50 True Crimes: The First 72Hours Award-winning part-dramatised crime documentary series.12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay?We’ll Take It Away! 4.00 TheNightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.45House Doctor (x3)


6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The Carters attemptto put their differences aside asStan’s condition deteriorates. Carolstruggles to process the news aboutJim and takes her anger out on Max.8.30 MasterChef Restaurateur JohnTorode and fruit and veg man GreggWallace look for Britain’s nextmasterchef.9.00 Have I Got News For You Thesatirical news quiz returns. Regularteam captains Paul Merton and IanHislop are joined by guest hostDaniel Radcliffe.9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedyseries about a loudmouthed Irishmatriarch.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today10.35 The Graham Norton ShowTop celebrity guests join in the funwith Graham and his irrepressibleaudience.11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedypanel show.11.55 EastEnders All the drama.1.50am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.55 BBC News

6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights10.00 BollyHeat10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 The Vote (x4)1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3)4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High5.00 Under The Radar (x2)6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s press stories.7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, music and funniestmoments from the first series ofBrighton’s topical magazine program.7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debates as Brightondecides on Latest TV!8.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.9.00 Magic’d Illusionist TommyMagic brings his unique style oftricks to the streets.9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The verybest highlights from series one ofBored Gamers, a funny and irreverentlook at video and adult board gaming.10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss11.00 Noise Reel A wave of musicnews and entertainment to your ears.11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 On TheVerge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton 3.00 The Unexplained 3.30Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album ChartShow 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00Under The Radar 5.30 Bored GamersRedux

BBC26.15am Homes Under The Hammer7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 FlogIt! Trade Secrets 8.15 Gardeners’World 8.45 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Show11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A ToZ Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney AndLacey 1.50 Animal Park 2.25 SpringKitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.10 FloydOn France 3.40 Are You BeingServed? 4.10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.40 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghanhosts the quiz show.6.30 Antiques RoadshowDetectives Fiona Bruce and expertsfrom Antiques Roadshow turn sleuthas they explore intriguing storiesbehind family heirlooms.7.00 Golf: The Masters 2015 -Highlights Hazel Irvine introduceshighlights from day one of the 79thMasters from Augusta National GolfClub, Georgia. 8.00 An Island Parish Chronicle oflife in an island parish.8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningmagazine.9.00 Sex And The Church Sex andthe Church.10.00 The Clare Balding ShowSports chat show presented by ClareBalding. West Ham United boss SamAllardyce, Saracens and Englandrugby hotshot Owen Farrell andLondon 2012 Olympic rowing goldmedallist Anna Watkins. They’ll besitting down and opening up to Clareabout the highs and lows of theirlives inside and outside of sport.10.30 Newsnight 11.35 FILM: The White Countess(2005) Starring Ralph Fiennes,Natasha Richardson, VanessaRedgrave, Lynn Redgrave, MadeleinePotter and Lucy Sutton. Period drama.1.00am Sign Zone: Question Time2.00 Sign Zone: Dara And Ed’s GreatBig Adventure


6.00 ITV News Meridian6.20 Party Election Broadcast6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jacob takesmatters into his own hands.7.30 Coronation Street Will Fayeadmit that she is not ready to be amum? 8.00 Barging Round Britain WithJohn Sergeant Series in which JohnSergeant sets off on a rich andcolourful voyage along the eight bestcanal journeys Britain has to offer,exploring their extraordinary storiesas he goes.8.30 Coronation Street Owen reelswhen Anna admits her true feelings.Sarah and Bethany enjoy a good gymsession. Can Tracy buy Todd’ssilence?9.00 Slow Train Through AfricaWith Griff Rhys Jones Griff RhysJones attempts five remarkable trainjourneys across the world’s mostspectacular continent, Africa. Griffstarts his journey in north Africa,famed for the Sahara, ancient citiesand exotic markets.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Rambo: First Blood(1982) Starring Sylvester Stallone,Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy, DavidCaruso, Jack Starrett and MichaelTalbott. Fast-paced action adventure. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA3.45 ITVNightscreen

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AtlantisBBC1, 7.45pmTalk about the mother-in-law fromHell – possibly quite literally,playing fast and loose withmythical and historical truth inthe name of entertainment.Pasiphae hears news of Ariadneand Jason’s forthcoming nuptialsand she’s is so cross she’d giveall of last Friday’s buns a run fortheir money! Lawks!

Britain’s Got TalentITV1, 8pmHave you got a dog? Do you thinkit’s the most brilliant creatureyou’ve ever known? Too late!This year’s auditions have alreadytaken place and here’s the proof!Ant and Dec stand by in thewings of encouragement, hopingto find the next Susan Boyle asthe great and the weird of Britaintry for the chance of a lifetime.

Karl Pilkington: TheMoaning Of LifeSky1, 11.15pmEverybody’s favourite dafteveryman concludes his serieslooking at life’s big questions withthe biggest of all – the one aboutDeath. (Not a Friends episodeyou’ve never heard of.) Karl visitsGhana and shops for a customcoffin, then heads to thePhilippines and finally to Taiwan.

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Sky12.00pm RSPCA AnimalRescue (x2) 3.00 ModernFamily (x4) 5.00 WildThings 6.00 Modern Family6.30 The Simpsons 7.00NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM:Con Air (1997) 11.15 KarlPilkington: The Moaning OfLife. See highlights.12.15am Hawaii Five-01.15 NCIS: Los Angeles

BBC37.00pm Night Of The LivingCarrots 7.15 FILM: WallaceAnd Gromit: A Close Shave(1995) 7.45 FILM: WallaceAnd Gromit In The Curse OfThe Were-Rabbit (2005)9.05 FILM: Enemy Of TheState (1998) 11.10 FamilyGuy (x3) 12.15am AmericanDad! 12.35 Family Guy (x2)1.20 Bluestone 42 1.50Killer Magic 2.20 Uncle

BBC47.00pm Ice Age Giants8.00 Wild China 9.00Inspector Montalbano10.45 Kings Of Rock AndRoll 11.45 Rock ‘n’ RollBritannia 12.45am Top OfThe Pops: 1980 1.20Timeshift: Mods, RockersAnd Bank Holiday Mayhem2.20 Wild China 3.20Sounds Of The 70s 2

ITV21.00pm Britain’s Got MoreTalent: Top Ten Moments(x3) 4.00 Mr Bean (x2) 5.10FILM: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 7.30 FILM:Bill And Ted’s ExcellentAdventure (1989) 9.20Britain’s Got More Talent10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05Britain’s Got Talent12.30am Britain’s Got MoreTalent 1.30 Hell’s Kitchen

ITV36.00am Where The HeartIs (x2) 7.55 FILM: Carry OnGirls (1973) 9.45 TheDarling Buds Of May 10.50FILM: Seabiscuit (2003)1.30pm Wycliffe (x2) 3.50Rosemary And Thyme 4.55Agatha Christie’s Marple7.00 Doc Martin 8.00Foyle’s War 10.00 A Is ForAcid 12.05am InspectorMorse

E412.00pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 1.00 FILM: TheNeverEnding Story II: TheNext Chapter (1990) 2.45Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.55Made In Chelsea DoesCome Dine With Me 4.00The Big Bang Theory (x10)9.00 FILM: Van Helsing(2004) 11.40 Rude Tube12.45am Channel 4’sComedy Gala

More411.25am FILM: The ThreeMusketeers (1993) 1.30pmFour In A Bed (x5) 4.10Great Canal Journeys 5.15Come Dine With Me (x5)7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown 10.00 GregDavies: The Back Of MyMum’s Head 11.05Embarrassing Bodies: PenisSpecial 12.05am Father Ted

Film411.00am Anastasia (1997)1.00pm Tales FromEarthsea (2007) 3.15 TheRugrats Movie (1998) 4.5027 Dresses (2008) 7.00 10Things I Hate About You(1999) 9.00 Hot Tub TimeMachine (2010) 10.55 TheFootball Factory (2004)12.40am The Evil Dead(1981) 2.20 Evil Dead II(1987) 4.00 Close

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Channel 46.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 The King Of Queens 7.00 The King Of Queens 7.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Grand National MorningLine 10.00 Weekend Brunch From TheGrand National 1.00pm The Grand National Live FromAintree 5.15 Celebrity Fifteen To One

6.15 Channel 4 News 6.40 FILM: Independence Day(1996) Starring Bill Pullman, JeffGoldblum, Will Smith, MaryMcDonnell, Brent Spiner, HarveyFierstein, Judd Hirsch, Robert Loggia,Harry Connick Jr., Margaret Colin,Randy Quaid. Sci-fi blockbusterdirected by master of the genre,Roland Emmerich. After a violentalien race attacks the Earth, survivorsmust fight back to prevent the humanrace’s annihilation. When dozens ofgiant spacecraft appear above theworld’s major cities, they unleash awave of destruction upon theunsuspecting inhabitants, killingmillions. 9.20 FILM: I Give It A Year (2013)Starring Anna Faris, Rose Byrne, RafeSpall, Alex MacQueen, StephenMerchant, Minnie Driver, JasonFlemyng, Nigel Planer, Olivia Colmanand Simon Baker. Offbeat romanticcomedy. Josh and Nat have tied theknot just seven months after theybegan dating but family and friendsare unsure whether the relationshipwill last.11.20 Sean Lock: Purple Van ManSean Lock’s stand-up show, recordedin front of a sold-out audience atLondon’s Hammersmith Apollo. 12.25am FILM: 24 Hour PartyPeople (2001) 2.25 HollyoaksOmnibus 4.30 Secret Location 5.20Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Channel Five6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Bert AndErnie’s Great Adventures 8.30 BenAnd Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 JellyJamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora AndFriends 10.00 Teenage Mutant NinjaTurtles 10.35 The Dog Rescuers 11.05Ice Road Truckers 12.05pm Ice Road Truckers 1.05 IceRoad Truckers 2.05 Columbo: Sex AndThe Married Detective 4.00 FILM: Columbo: The Most CrucialGame (1972) 5.30 Most Shocking Talent ShowMoments 8.10 5 News Weekend 8.15 NCIS Drama series followingthe US navy’s dedicated federalagency. An NCIS agent who used towork under Gibbs asks for the team’shelp investigating a case wheresailors on an aircraft carrier are dyingof drug overdoses, but have nohistory of drug abuse.9.10 NCIS US crime drama series.When a Pentagon security cameracatches a petty officer committing amurder, the NCIS team set out totrack down the killer.10.10 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Crime drama seriesabout a team of forensic detectiveson the night shift in Las Vegas. Whenthe lone surviving daughter of a 10-year-old family murder/suicide caseclaims to have a new memory aboutthe fateful night, Sidle reopens thecase to prove that the accused fatherwas innocent all along.11.05 Britain’s FavouriteDetectives Countdown show lookingat Britain’s best loved detectives asvoted for by the public. Theprogramme features contributionsfrom Alan Davies, Felicity Kendal,Lynda La Plante, Phil Davis, UnaStubbs and many more.1.50am SuperCasino 4.00 TheGadget Show 4.50 Make It Big 5.15Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary TheRacing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Formula 1: The Chinese GrandPrix - Qualifying Highlights 2.15 Golf: The Masters 2015 -Highlights 3.30 Bargain Hunt 4.15 The Boat Races

6.35 BBC News.6.45 South East Today 6.55 Pointless CelebritiesAlexander Armstrong and RichardOsman present a special celebrity FACup edition of the quiz that rewardsthe answers that no-one else couldthink of. Featuring Anne Diamond andNick Owen, Jedward, Mark Fosterand Kelly Sotherton and KatherineRyan and Russell Kane.7.45 Atlantis See highlights.8.30 The National Lottery: In It ToWin It Dale Winton presents the quizshow where five contestantscompete in a general knowledge quizshow to win a life-changing amountof money. All five could share£100,000, or one lucky player couldtake home the lot. Includes thelottery draws live.9.20 Casualty Connie helps aconfused young mum realise whatshe really wants, and Ethan givesadvice to a vengeful bulliedschoolboy.10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day GaryLineker presents highlights of theday’s Premier League games, whichinclude Tottenham against AstonVilla. 11.55 The Football League ShowHighlights and analysis from theFootball League.1.15am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.20 BBC News

6.00am Noise Reel6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Under The Radar7.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night12.00pm Drop The Puck1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly2.00 In The Pot2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery3.00 Land Rovers Live3.30 Love That Car4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly5.00 Post Feature5.30 Northern Cuisine6.00 The Newspapers6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, music and funniestmoments from the first series ofBrighton’s topical magazine program.7.30 You Make It, We Show It!8.00 Latest News The Latest Newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates.8.30 Magic’d See highlights.9.00 FilmFest on TV JessicaKellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’svery own weekly film festival, adedicated film night for movies,shorts and brand new work fromfilmmakers.11.00 Under The Radar Great musicvideos that may have been underyour radar with Paul Mex and JeffHemmings.11.30 On The Verge New soundsand breaking bands.12.00am Teleshopping12.30 Teleshopping2.00 Latest News2.30 FilmFest On TV4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It!5.30 Under The Radar

BBC26.15am Animal Park 6.45 FILM: TheMagic Box (1951) 8.30 FILM: The ManFrom Laramie (1955) 10.10 FredDibnah’s Magnificent Monuments10.40 Fred Dibnah’s MagnificentMonuments 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm Food & Drink 12.30 Michel Roux’s Service 1.30 A Taste Of Britain 2.00 Flog It! 2.40 FILM: The Philadelphia Story(1940) 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Kew On A Plate 6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningmagazine. As the weather begins towarm up, there’s plenty to be gettingon with in the garden. Monty Donwelcomes us to Longmeadow andcracks on with some timely tasks.7.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartimesitcom. For Wings of Victory week,Mainwaring and his troops stage thestory of St George, but end up withone dragon too many.7.30 Golf: The Masters - Live HazelIrvine presents live coverage of thethird round of the 79th Masters fromAugusta National, Georgia. NorthernIreland’s Rory McIlroy began as oneof the favourites to claim theillustrious Green Jacket. The worldnumber one already has four majorsto his name - including two in 2014 -but success at the Masters has so farproved elusive. Last year US duoBubba Watson and Jordan Speithended the penultimate day top of theleaderboard, following rounds of 74and 70 respectively. But it wasWatson who held his nerve on thefinal day to claim his second Mastersvictory in three years. Commentarycomes from Peter Alliss, Ken Brown,Andrew Cotter and Paul Azinger.12.00am FILM: The Private LivesOf Pippa Lee (2009) Romanticcomedy drama about the complexitiesof marriage and a bittersweet journeyof self-discovery. 1.30 FILM: FreeMen (2011)

ITV16.00 – 8.25am Children’s television8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk & TheAgents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk &The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy KyleShow 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 FILM:Scooby-Doo (2002) 3.20 TheUnforgettable Benny Hill 4.05 BigStar’s Little Star 5.05 Off TheirRockers 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100Sport Stars The gloves are off asHarry Hill delivers knockout blows tothe most inept sport stars to haveappeared on the show. 7.00 Ninja Warriors UK Brand newseries hosted by Ben Shepard,Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara.Competitors from all over the UK takeon TV’s toughest obstacle course. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Seehighlights.9.20 Play To The Whistle HollyWilloughby presents the brand newfamily entertainment show whichbrings together two of the nation’sbiggest passions - sport and comedy.Each episode features a line-up oftop sportsmen, comedians andcelebrities for traditional panel showrounds. There is amusing chat aboutmemorable sporting moments, theway in which TV viewers celebratedthem and how the sportsmen andwomen felt at the time. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: Backdraft (1991)Starring Kurt Russell, WilliamBaldwin, Robert De Niro, DonaldSutherland, Jennifer Leigh. Blazingthriller about the rivalry between apair of fire-fighting brothers while aseries of suspicious fires breaks outaround their town. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen

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MasterchefBBC1, 7.30pmIt’s the first of the semi-finals, andyou can be sure that whateveryou had for dinner – no matternow delicious you thought itwas – is going to turn tocardboard in your taste-memorywhen you see these treats.Tonight it’s two teams of four andthey must play silent relay with achicken dinner. Ooh, the tension!

PoldarkBBC1, 9pmSmolder, smolder, windsweptsmolder. Jim’s in Bodmin jail, andas it’s the 1780s this isn’t the fun-filled satellite TV rest home thered top papers currently assumeincarceration to be. Nope, Jim’sill! Ye gads! Good thing he’s gotgood friends like Ross andDwight on hand to plot to rescuehim. Hurry up, chaps!

TatauBBC3, 10pmThis brand new supernaturalmurder mystery from BBC3follows UK backpackers Kyle andBudgie as they arrive at the CookIslands. Before they left on theirtravels Kyle had a tattoo inked onhis arm, of his own design, and itseems to be provoking quite areaction from the locals. Weirdthings are afoot.

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Sky112.00pm WWE Raw 1.00Ashley Banjo’s SecretStreet Crew 2.00 Harrow:A Very British School 3.00Modern Family (x4) 5.00Moone Boy 5.30 About ABoy 6.00 The Simpsons (x2)7.00 Wild Things 8.00 TheFlash 9.00 Hawaii Five-010.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-01.00 Road Wars

BBC37.00pm Puss In Boots: TheThree Diablos 7.15 BOB’sBig Break 7.25 FILM:Megamind: The Button OfDoom (2010) 7.40 WallaceAnd Gromit: A Matter OfLoaf And Death 8.10 FILM:Raiders Of The Lost Ark(1981) 10.00 Tatau 10.40Family Guy (x2) 11.25American Dad! 11.45Family Guy 12.10am Tatau

BBC47.00pm Horizon: SeeingStars 8.00 Voyager: To TheFinal Frontier 9.00 Do WeReally Need The Moon?10.00 The Sky At Night10.30 Biggest BandBreakups And Makeups11.30 More DangerousSongs: And The BannedPlayed On 12.30am TubularBells: The Mike OldfieldStory 1.30 Seeing Stars

ITV29.05am Coronation StreetOmnibus 11.35 Take MeOut 12.45pm Scorpion 1.45FILM: Honey (2003) 3.40FILM: Despicable Me(2010) 5.35 Britain’s GotTalent 7.00 Britain’s GotMore Talent 8.00 FILM: TheBack-Up Plan (2010) 10.10FILM: The Bourne Identity(2002) 12.30am FILM:Almost Married (2014)

ITV39.00am Heartbeat (x2)11.10 A Touch Of Frost1.20pm Sherlock Holmes:The Sign Of Four 3.35Agatha Christie’s Marple5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00Inside Asprey: Luxury ByRoyal Appointment 9.00FILM: Gosford Park (2001)11.50 FILM: Angela’s Ashes(1999) 2.30am The JohnThaw Story

E49.35am Hollyoaks Omnibus12.05pm Revenge 1.00FILM: Hop (2011) 3.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30The Big Bang Theory (x3)6.00 FILM: Big (1988) 8.05The Big Bang Theory (x4)10.00 Rude Tube 11.00Bodyshockers: Nips, TucksAnd Tattoos 12.05am The100 1.05 2 Broke Girls

More411.00am Great CanalJourneys 12.05pm FoodUnwrapped (x3) 1.40Jamie’s Money SavingMeals (x2) 2.40 Four In ABed (x5) 5.20 Come DineWith Me (x5) 8.00 TheRestoration Man 9.00 CarS.O.S 10.00 ObsessiveCompulsive Cleaners 11.0524 Hours In A&E 12.10amRamsay’s Hotel Hell

Film411.00am Crooks InCloisters (1964) 1.00pmLaputa: Castle In The Sky(1986) 3.40 Horton Hears AWho (2008) 5.20 InspectorGadget (1999) 6.55 DrillbitTaylor (2008) 9.00Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05Copycat (1995) 1.30am TheWind Rises (2013) 4.00Close

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Channel 46.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40How I Met Your Mother 7.05 BritishGT 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s AmazingSpaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 TheSimpsons 3.25 The Simpsons 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Channel 4 News 5.20 FILM: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 7.00 Three In A Bed Series in whichbed-and-breakfast owners compete tohave their establishments crownedthe best.8.00 Britain’s Winter: StormHeroes With first-person footagefrom those facing the brunt of theweather, including rescuers on thefrontline, this documentary tells thestory of Britain’s ferocious winterweather. Witness the work of therescue services, often manned byvolunteers.9.00 Indian Summers Drama seriesfollowing the decline of the BritishEmpire and the birth of modern India.As Simla prepares for the arrival of apowerful Nawab, Madeleine is dealtsome devastating news. Alice isterrified when Sarah threatens to telleveryone at the Club that Alice’shusband is still alive. 10.05 Gogglebox Television reviewcomedy series in which TV fanaticsopen up their living rooms to revealtheir reactions to popular shows.11.10 FILM: The Final Destination(2009) Starring Bobby Campo, ShantelVanSanten, Nick Zano. The fourthinstallment in the gory horrorfranchise. 12.40am FILM: Bhuvan Shome(1969) 2.25 Come Dine With Me (x5)4.35 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals5.05 River Cottage Bites 5.20 TheCommon Denominator 5.45 Deal OrNo Deal

Channel Five6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television7.55 Wanda And The Alien 8.05 ZackAnd Quack 8.20 Bert And Ernie’sGreat Adventures 8.25 Milkshake!Bop Box 8.30 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles10.35 Access 10.40 The Dog Rescuers11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.05pm The Hotel Inspector 1.05FILM: Are We There Yet? (2005) 2.55FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 4.45 FILM:Willy Wonka And The ChocolateFactory (1971) 6.40 5 News Weekend 6.45 FILM: Spider-Man (2002)Starring Tobey Maguire, WillemDafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco.Live action adaptation of the Marvelcomic strip about an alienated teenwho is bitten by a genetically alteredspider during a school outing andsubsequently develops superhumanpowers. 9.00 FILM: Olympus Has Fallen(2013) Starring Gerard Butler, AaronEckhart, Finley Jacobsen, DylanMcDermott, Rick Yune, MorganFreeman, Angela Bassett. Americanaction thriller. A disgraced formerguard to the US president becomestrapped in the White House followinga terrorist attack and must use hisknowledge of the building andsecurity procedures to free thepresident and prevent a nationalemergency.11.20 Ultimate Action MoviesWith Vinnie Jones Action film starVinnie Jones presents a countdownshow rammed full of the biggestmovie stars, car chases,catchphrases, stunts, pyrotechnicsand evil baddies ever to blast theirway onto the silver screen. 2.05am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseDoctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make ItBig 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 AngelsOf Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary TheRacing Car

BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Formula 1: The Chinese GrandPrix - Highlights 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.25 Points Of View 4.40 Songs Of Praise 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.05 BBC News6.20 South East Today6.30 Countryfile Matt Baker andEllie Harrison are in the uplands ofNorth Cumbria. Matt meetsphotographer Ian Lawson, who hasspent years photographing the hillshepherds and their herdwick sheep. 7.30 MasterChef See highlights.8.00 Antiques Roadshow TheAntiques Roadshow makes a returnvisit to Belton House in Lincolnshire. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwallin the 1780s, based on the novels byWinston Graham. With Jim gravely illin Bodmin jail, Ross and Dwightlaunch a desperate mission to savehim. Demelza is excited to attend agrand ball held by George.10.00 BBC News10.20 South East Today10.30 Match Of The Day 2 GabbyLogan presents highlights of today’stwo Premier League derbies, in whichManchester United host ManchesterCity and Queens Park Rangers takeon Chelsea.11.30 FILM: The Last Castle (2001)Starring Robert Redford, JamesGandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, DelroyLindo. The story of a respected anddecorated general whose career endsin disgrace when he disobeys ordersand is sent to a maximum-securityprison dubbed the Castle. 1.35am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.40 BBC News

6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 The Newspapers8.30 The Newspapers9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote11.00 At The Amex 11.30 LandRovers Live 12.00pm Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car3.00 International Chef Exchange4.00 Northern Cuisine4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 Family,Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns6.00 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates.6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Latest News8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories wemeet people with amazing stories totell – about their lives.8.30 Love That Car Passionatestories about owners and their cars,covering history, key events and whythey love them. The fans’ story.9.00 FilmFest on TVJessica Kellgren-Hayes introducesLatest TV’s very own weekly filmfestival, a dedicated film night formovies, shorts and brand new workfrom filmmakers.11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton The Radio Reverb showmakes the transition to TV. Visualsounds and audible colours presentedby Nick Coquet.11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 LatestNews 2.30 FilmFest on TV 4.30 LatestNews 5.00 Life Stories 5.30 LoveThat Car

BBC26.00am Great British Garden Revival7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Back In Time For Dinner 12.50pm A Taste Of Britain 1.20 Triathlon: World Series - GoldCoast 2.50 FILM: Little Women (1949) 4.50 Flog It! 5.30 Penguins On A Plane: GreatAnimal Moves

6.30 Golf: The Masters - Live HazelIrvine introduces live coverage of thefinal round of the 79th Masters fromAugusta National, Georgia, as theworld’s best golfers battle it out toclaim the coveted green jacketawarded to the tournament winner.No European has won the Masterssince 1999, while it is 19 years sincethe last British winner - Nick Faldo in1996. Northern Ireland’s Rory McIlroylooked poised to end that wait in2011, when he led by four shotsgoing into the final day, but adisastrous final round saw him slipfrom contention. However, since thenthe world number one has proved hismettle by winning four majors andvictory at Augusta would see himcomplete a clean sweep of golf’sbiggest honours. Commentary comesfrom Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, AndrewCotter and Paul Azinger.12.00am FILM: First Snow (2006)Supernatural drama. Smooth-talkingtravelling salesman Jimmy Starks isconvinced that his future holds bigthings. However, when his car breaksdown in the middle of nowhere,Jimmy stumbles upon a fortune tellerand receives an ominous prediction.With the psychic’s words lingering inhis mind, Jimmy’s life slowly beginsto spiral out of control. 1.35 SignZone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone:Holby City

ITV16.00 – 8.10am Children’s television8.10 The Aquabats! Super Show!8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk & TheAgents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk &The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy KyleShow 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30Murder, She Wrote 1.30 Murder, SheWrote 2.30 Britain’s Got Talent 3.50 All Star Family Fortunes 4.35 Ninja Warriors UK 5.35 You’ve Been Framed! 6.05 ITV News Meridian6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity SpecialBradley Walsh hosts another celebrityedition of the hit quiz show.Contestants this time are Olympicgold medallist Greg Rutherford, Birdsof a Feather’s Lesley Joseph,Emmerdale’s Matt Wolfenden andfootball presenter Chris Kamara.7.30 Off Their Rockers8.00 Vera Crime drama series. Whenthe remains of a teenage girl arefound half-buried in aNorthumberland wood, Vera and herteam find themselves investigating a30-year-old mystery. The remains areidentified as those of miner’sdaughter Carrie Telling, who vanishedduring the miners’ strike in 1984. Herfather Bill insisted that Carrie wouldnever run away, but his protests fellon deaf ears. Carrie went missing ata time when tension between thepolice and locals was at an all-timehigh - but is that enough reason forthe murder of a young woman to gounnoticed? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Olivier Awards 201512.00am Rugby Highlights: AvivaPremiership 12.50 TBA 1.00 TBA1.15 TBA 1.30 TBA 1.45 TBA 2.00TBA 2.15 TBA 2.40 The Jeremy KyleShow USA 3.20 British SuperbikeChampionship Highlights 4.10 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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GothamChannel Five, 9pmDo you think that Jim Gordonever laughs when it’s not in a wrymanner? Nevermind, he’s gotother things to concentrate on –like smoking out a murderoussnake in the grass. Meanwhile,Fish Mooney readies her troopsfor battle while Penguin strugglesto get his support into any kind ofshape. Fight! Fight!

Jack Dee’s ElectionHelpdeskBBC2, 10pmEver thought that Jack Dee mightbe able to help with yourproblems? That he and a panel offellow comedians could have theanswers to make your foes andfears seem more manageable?Probably not. Anyway, this gaggleof comics are ambushed with thestudio audience’s dilemmas.

Far Right And Proud: ReggieYates’ Extreme RussiaBBC3, 9pmThe first of three shows revealingthe extreme side of Russia.Reggie Yates travels to Moscowdays before a march in whichthousands of ultra-nationaliststake to the streets. As he meetsartists who idolise Putin, neo-Nazis who believe in a whiteRussia, and more, it’s a bit scary.

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Sky111.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Modern Family 8.30Driving School Of Mum AndDad 9.00 The Simpsons9.30 Futurama 10.00 Arrow11.00 Critical 12.00amHawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10FILM: Indiana Jones AndThe Temple Of Doom(1984) 9.00 Far Right AndProud: Reggie Yates’sExtreme Russia. Seehighlights. 10.00 Bluestone42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00Family Guy (x2) 11.45American Dad! 12.10amFamily Guy

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Railways Of The GreatWar With Michael Portillo8.00 The First World WarFrom Above 9.00 KimPhilby - His Most IntimateBetrayal 10.00 FILM: NorthBy Northwest (1959)12.10am Do We ReallyNeed The Moon? 1.10 TheFirst World War FromAbove 2.10 Kim Philby

ITV210.25am Psych 11.20 RoyalPains 12.15pm Emmerdale12.45 Coronation Street(x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x4) 8.00 Two And A HalfMen (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2)10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50FILM: Almost Married(2014) 12.45am Two And AHalf Men

ITV312.05pm Murder, SheWrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 6.55 Murder,She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe9.00 Long Lost Family10.00 Law & Order: UK11.00 Wire In The Blood12.35am The Royal

E44.00pm Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How IMet Your Mother 8.00Revenge 9.00 Made InChelsea 10.00 VirtuallyFamous 10.55 The BigBang Theory (x2) 11.55Rude Tube 1.00amBrooklyn Nine-Nine

More41.10pm Time Team (x2)3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2)5.25 Jamie’s 15 MinuteMeals 5.55 Come DineWith Me 7.00 Ramsay’sKitchen Nightmares USA7.55 Grand Designs 9.00Location, Location, Location10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2)12.05am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 1.05Come Dine With Me

Film411.00am Blowing Wild(1953) 12.45pm GreatExpectations (1946) 3.05Edge Of Eternity (1959)4.40 That Riviera Touch(1966) 6.40 Water ForElephants (2011) 9.00 TheIceman (2013) 11.10Lawless (2012) 1.25amPlay (2011) 3.45 Close

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Channel 46.40am Will And Grace 7.10 Will AndGrace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In ABed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks Buried secretsthreaten to resurface for Porsche.7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmyinvestigates how effective omega3supplements are.8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours InIceland Richard Ayoade takes actorand writer Jessica Hynes on awhirlwind trip to Iceland - a countryfamous for exploding natural waterfeatures, geo-thermic pools and acurious belief in elves. 9.00 Skint Observationaldocumentary series followingresidents in Merthyr Tydfil, the formerindustrial powerhouse in the Welshvalleys. Ash, who is 23, goes for hisfirst interview in four years.10.00 Raised By Wolves Comedyseries. Della and the kids rescue adistraught Grampy in the aftermath ofa family bereavement. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown Jimmy Carr hosts,alongside team captains Sean Lockand Jon Richardson.11.35 The Island With Bear GryllsReality survival-skills series.12.30am The Secret Millionaire1.25 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper2.20 The Fairy Jobmother USA 3.10Hugh’s Three Hungry Boys 4.05 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location,Location, Location

Channel Five6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 TheHotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15NCIS: The Port-to-Port Killer 3.15FILM: Black Friday (2007) 5.00 5 NewsAt 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddyprepares to return to school but hasnot told Oscar, who starts to worrythat she is distracted because she isgetting bored with their relationship. 6.30 5 News Tonight6.55 Party Election Broadcast OnBehalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer series showcasingthe latest tech presented by OrtisDeley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentleyand Amy Williams. 8.00 Police InterceptorsDocumentary series followingLincolnshire’s high-speed lawenforcement teams.9.00 Gotham See highlights.10.00 Person Of Interest Action-packed crime drama series. Reeseand Finch uncover lies andconspiracies galore when theMachine dispenses the number of aprominent prosecution attorney. Isshe behind the recent disappearanceof her husband, or is she beingframed?10.55 FILM: Vantage Point (2008)Starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox,Forest Whitaker, Zoe Saldana andSigourney Weaver. Conspiracy thriller. 12.45am Jackass 1.15 SuperCasino3.10 My Sister Had My Boyfriend’sBaby...and Other Betrayals 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 The Leader Interviews: NickClegg 7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 EastEnders As the Cartersreceive some bad news, can theyreunite for the sake of their family? 8.30 A Suicide In The FamilySimon Jack’s father took his own lifewhen he was 44. Now the same age,Simon investigates the circumstancesaround his dad’s death and why moremiddle-aged men kill themselves thanany other group.9.00 MasterChef Cookerycompetition. The MasterChef semi-finals continue with a spectacularchallenge as the eight remainingcooks head to Lincolnshire to cook acelebration lunch for the Red Arrows. 10.00 BBC News At Ten10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More NewsFor You Extended version of theclassic news quiz with Paul Mertonand Ian Hislop.11.30 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton returns for anotherseries of his talk show. Top celebrityguests join in the fun with Grahamand his irrepressible audience.12.15am FILM: Taken In BroadDaylight (2009) 1.35 Weather ForThe Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers9.30 The Newspapers10.00 BollyHeat10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 The Vote (x4)1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Cook It! 2.00 In The Pot2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3)4.30 BollyHeat5.00 Noise Reel 5.00 Under The Radar6.00 Latest NewsThe latest local news where you are, plus national updates.6.30 Darton HighThis year’s new students have anintake day, and who has a big crushon Tony?6.45 Darton HighNadia’s secret has come out – onlyone student could be involved.7.00 Best of Brighton LightsRichard Shayler takes a cheeky lookback on episodes of Brighton Lights,first aired on the internet.7.30 Latest News The latest localnews where you are, plus nationalupdates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery SherrieEugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend anintoxicating infusion of Caribbean andAsian food from recipes handed downby their parents.9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef ExchangeTop chefs swap for a week with chefsfrom all over the world. 10.30 Latest News11.00 On The Verge11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 LatestNews 3.30 International ChefExchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 OnThe Verge 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

BBC26.15am Homes Under The Hammer7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Wanted InParadise 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Spring Kitchen With TomKerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Antiques RoadshowDetectives Fiona Bruce and expertsfrom Antiques Roadshow turn sleuthas they explore intriguing storiesbehind family heirlooms.7.00 Collectaholics Series exploringthe weird and wonderful world ofsome Britain’s passionate, avid andsometimes downright obsessivecollectors. 8.00 University Challenge It’s thegrand final of the student quiz - whenone team will get to lift theUniversity Challenge trophy. JeremyPaxman asks the questions.8.30 Food & Drink Chef and publandlord Tom Kerridge challengesfellow chef Glynn Purnell to create abrand new recipe from scratch to goup against his own new creation. 9.00 Inside Harley StreetDocumentary series describing lifewithin a unique grid of streets incentral London, exploring the world ofHarley Street and the surroundingmedical neighbourhood. 10.00 Jack Dee’s ElectionHelpdesk See highlights.10.30 Newsnight11.20 Rooms, Rogues And RentersMark Jordan reports on the cut-throatworld of renting in the capital.11.50 The Great Property Race 12.20am Sign Zone: Back In TimeFor Dinner 1.20 Sign Zone: The TruthAbout Sugar

ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 1.51 ITV Weather 1.55 Regional News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Peb6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Jacob makes aconfession. Carly tricks Jimmy intohelping her. Sam provokes Cain.7.30 Coronation Street Will Sarahsuccumb to Callum’s charms?8.00 Wild Ireland New series inwhich Christine Bleakley drives,climbs, walks and swims her wayalong the longest continuous coastalroute in the world, Ireland’s 1,500mile long Wild Atlantic Way. 8.30 Coronation Street Sarahsleeps with the enemy.9.00 Code Of A Killer Conclusion ofa drama telling the true story of howa brilliant scientist and pioneeringdetective united to create the mostsignificant advance in moderncriminal investigation. DCS DavidBaker is leading the search for themurderer of two schoolgirls. When ateenager admits to one of themurders but not the other, Baker asksDr Alec Jeffreys to analyse the DNAevidence left at the crime scenes. 10.30 ITV News At Ten; Weather 11.00 Regional News11.10 The Agenda The talking pointsof the coming week.11.55 Slow Train Through AfricaWith Griff Rhys Jones 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFAChampions League Weekly 3.25 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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