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Knock Knock Jokes 2015Ang CORNY, ang CORNY (3X), So Corny, Corny mo tonight.POMELO one, ang sarap ng prutas, POMELO two, pahingi pa po tito, POMELO three, napaka yummy. POMELO 4, the best kaming grade 4! Kumain ng prutas, ito’y pampalakas, kumain ng gulay, pampahaba ng buhay. Upang hindi sumakit ang ulo nyo. (Pamela One)If you will see that chichirya is not healthy why not eat fruits and veggies, so why can’t you seeee? You TALONG with me. You Talong with me (You Belong With Me)Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. (All About That Bass)Pansit Palabok so Yummy. Pansit na bihon so yummy. Pansit canton ay so yummy. Sosoyummy (2x) Pansit Guisado so yummy. Pansit malabon so yummy. Pansit kabagan so yummy. So so yummy (2x) (Gwiyomi)Everybody look to the left, everybody look to the right. Can you see these yeah, ang mga pagkaing right. Kumain ka ng gulay, gulay, gulay, pampahaba ng buhay, buhay, buhay, kumain ka ng prutas, tiyak ika’y lalakas. Kumain din ng (uh) itlog, itlog, Dahil ito’y (pam) palusog, lusog, uminom ka ng gatas, isip mo’y tatalas (Price Tag)Apple, pork beans, mga healthy foods, the whole club is looking on it, no chichirya, puro masunstasiya. Yan ang Go, Grow, Glow foods! (2x) (Low)Asannn?. Nandito naaaa. Payo sa mga bataaa.Kumain ng tamaaa. Puro masustansiya.. (2x) (Starship)Pahingi pa mommy. Pahingi ngi ngi pa mommy pa mommy mommy mommy. (Whip Nae)Bulanglang the best ito! I know you want it. Bulanglang! Kain na tayo. I know you want. Mga kids paluto na kay mommy. Dahil ito’y super healthy. (Bang bang)Lomi masarap. Loolomi masarap. Isda masarap isda masarap. What are you waiting for? (Love Me like you do)We stay out too late. Got nothing in our brain. Gawa ng junk foods. Hmm. (2x) Gawa ng junk foods. Oooh ooh. Ano kayang solusyon? Anong kakainin? HMM. HMm. Anong kakainin? But I keep searching, on the net and on my teacher. He said eat na ng gulay.Gulay masaraap.rap rap rap. Prutas masaraaaap raaap. Rap. Maraming healthy foods na masarap rap rap rap kain na kain na! Itlog masarap rap rap. Balanced diet masarap rap rapp Kain na ! Kain na! (Shake it off)
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Ang CORNY, ang CORNY (3X), So Corny, Corny mo tonight.POMELO one, ang sarap ng prutas, POMELO two, pahingi pa po tito, POMELO three, napaka yummy. POMELO 4, the best kaming grade 4! Kumain ng prutas, ito’y pampalakas, kumain ng gulay, pampahaba ng buhay. Upang hindi sumakit ang ulo nyo. (Pamela One)If you will see that chichirya is not healthy why not eat fruits and veggies, so why can’t you seeee? You TALONG with me. You Talong with me (You Belong With Me)Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. (All About That Bass)Pansit Palabok so Yummy. Pansit na bihon so yummy. Pansit canton ay so yummy. Sosoyummy (2x) Pansit Guisado so yummy. Pansit malabon so yummy. Pansit kabagan so yummy. So so yummy (2x) (Gwiyomi)Everybody look to the left, everybody look to the right. Can you see these yeah, ang mga pagkaing right. Kumain ka ng gulay, gulay, gulay, pampahaba ng buhay, buhay, buhay, kumain ka ng prutas, tiyak ika’y lalakas. Kumain din ng (uh) itlog, itlog, Dahil ito’y (pam) palusog, lusog, uminom ka ng gatas, isip mo’y tatalas (Price Tag)Apple, pork beans, mga healthy foods, the whole club is looking on it, no chichirya, puro masunstasiya. Yan ang Go, Grow, Glow foods! (2x) (Low)Asannn?. Nandito naaaa. Payo sa mga bataaa.Kumain ng tamaaa. Puro masustansiya.. (2x) (Starship)Pahingi pa mommy. Pahingi ngi ngi pa mommy pa mommy mommy mommy. (Whip Nae)Bulanglang the best ito! I know you want it. Bulanglang! Kain na tayo. I know you want. Mga kids paluto na kay mommy. Dahil ito’y super healthy. (Bang bang)Lomi masarap. Loolomi masarap. Isda masarap isda masarap. What are you waiting for? (Love Me like you do)We stay out too late. Got nothing in our brain. Gawa ng junk foods. Hmm. (2x) Gawa ng junk foods. Oooh ooh. Ano kayang solusyon? Anong kakainin? HMM. HMm. Anong kakainin? But I keep searching, on the net and on my teacher. He said eat na ng gulay.Gulay masaraap.rap rap rap. Prutas masaraaaap raaap. Rap. Maraming healthy foods na masarap rap rap rap kain na kain na! Itlog masarap rap rap. Balanced diet masarap rap rapp Kain na ! Kain na! (Shake it off)
Ang CORNY, ang CORNY (3X), So Corny, Corny mo tonight.POMELO one, ang sarap ng prutas, POMELO two, pahingi pa po tito, POMELO three, napaka yummy. POMELO 4, the best kaming grade 4! Kumain ng prutas, ito’y pampalakas, kumain ng gulay, pampahaba ng buhay. Upang hindi sumakit ang ulo nyo. (Pamela One)If you will see that chichirya is not healthy why not eat fruits and veggies, so why can’t you seeee? You TALONG with me. You Talong with me (You Belong With Me)Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. (All About That Bass)Pansit Palabok so Yummy. Pansit na bihon so yummy. Pansit canton ay so yummy. Sosoyummy (2x) Pansit Guisado so yummy. Pansit malabon so yummy. Pansit kabagan so yummy. So so yummy (2x) (Gwiyomi)Everybody look to the left, everybody look to the right. Can you see these yeah, ang mga pagkaing right. Kumain ka ng gulay, gulay, gulay, pampahaba ng buhay, buhay, buhay, kumain ka ng prutas, tiyak ika’y lalakas. Kumain din ng (uh) itlog, itlog, Dahil ito’y (pam) palusog, lusog, uminom ka ng gatas, isip mo’y tatalas (Price Tag)Apple, pork beans, mga healthy foods, the whole club is looking on it, no chichirya, puro masunstasiya. Yan ang Go, Grow, Glow foods! (2x) (Low)Asannn?. Nandito naaaa. Payo sa mga bataaa.Kumain ng tamaaa. Puro masustansiya.. (2x) (Starship)Pahingi pa mommy. Pahingi ngi ngi pa mommy pa mommy mommy mommy. (Whip Nae)Bulanglang the best ito! I know you want it. Bulanglang! Kain na tayo. I know you want. Mga kids paluto na kay mommy. Dahil ito’y super healthy. (Bang bang)Lomi masarap. Loolomi masarap. Isda masarap isda masarap. What are you waiting for? (Love Me like you do)We stay out too late. Got nothing in our brain. Gawa ng junk foods. Hmm. (2x) Gawa ng junk foods. Oooh ooh. Ano kayang solusyon? Anong kakainin? HMM. HMm. Anong kakainin? But I keep searching, on the net and on my teacher. He said eat na ng gulay.Gulay masaraap.rap rap rap. Prutas masaraaaap raaap. Rap. Maraming healthy foods na masarap rap rap rap kain na kain na! Itlog masarap rap rap. Balanced diet masarap rap rapp Kain na ! Kain na! (Shake it off)
Ang CORNY, ang CORNY (3X), So Corny, Corny mo tonight.POMELO one, ang sarap ng prutas, POMELO two, pahingi pa po tito, POMELO three, napaka yummy. POMELO 4, the best kaming grade 4! Kumain ng prutas, ito’y pampalakas, kumain ng gulay, pampahaba ng buhay. Upang hindi sumakit ang ulo nyo. (Pamela One)If you will see that chichirya is not healthy why not eat fruits and veggies, so why can’t you seeee? You TALONG with me. You Talong with me (You Belong With Me)Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. Love ko ang UBAS, ang UBAS. No joke yon. (All About That Bass)Pansit Palabok so Yummy. Pansit na bihon so yummy. Pansit canton ay so yummy. Sosoyummy (2x) Pansit Guisado so yummy. Pansit malabon so yummy. Pansit kabagan so yummy. So so yummy (2x) (Gwiyomi)Everybody look to the left, everybody look to the right. Can you see these yeah, ang mga pagkaing right. Kumain ka ng gulay, gulay, gulay, pampahaba ng buhay, buhay, buhay, kumain ka ng prutas, tiyak ika’y lalakas. Kumain din ng (uh) itlog, itlog, Dahil ito’y (pam) palusog, lusog, uminom ka ng gatas, isip mo’y tatalas (Price Tag)Apple, pork beans, mga healthy foods, the whole club is looking on it, no chichirya, puro masunstasiya. Yan ang Go, Grow, Glow foods! (2x) (Low)Asannn?. Nandito naaaa. Payo sa mga bataaa.Kumain ng tamaaa. Puro masustansiya.. (2x) (Starship)Pahingi pa mommy. Pahingi ngi ngi pa mommy pa mommy mommy mommy. (Whip Nae)Bulanglang the best ito! I know you want it. Bulanglang! Kain na tayo. I know you want. Mga kids paluto na kay mommy. Dahil ito’y super healthy. (Bang bang)Lomi masarap. Loolomi masarap. Isda masarap isda masarap. What are you waiting for? (Love Me like you do)We stay out too late. Got nothing in our brain. Gawa ng junk foods. Hmm. (2x) Gawa ng junk foods. Oooh ooh. Ano kayang solusyon? Anong kakainin? HMM. HMm. Anong kakainin? But I keep searching, on the net and on my teacher. He said eat na ng gulay.Gulay masaraap.rap rap rap. Prutas masaraaaap raaap. Rap. Maraming healthy foods na masarap rap rap rap kain na kain na! Itlog masarap rap rap. Balanced diet masarap rap rapp Kain na ! Kain na! (Shake it off)
