KHASHOGGI AUDITION PACKET

WWRY – RCCL 2015 KHASHOGGI SIDES

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A ray of light descends on GALILEO and he finds himself

immobilized in a laser cage. A TEACHER enters with

KASHOGGI, the sinister Chief of Globalsoft police.

KHASHOGGI

You say this boy wants to make his own music?

TEACHER

Yes. The little freak says he hears it in his dreams.

KHASHOGGI

He is aware that music, other than that programmed by the Globalsoft Corporation, is illegal? The act of

an individual.

TEACHER

Of course, but he doesn’t care.

KHASHOGGI

(to Teacher) Has he ever tried to make an instrument?

TEACHER

Once in technical studies he was caught trying to stretch plastic string across an empty lunch box.

KHASHOGGI

Did he…pluck it?

TEACHER

I regret to say he did. Plucked it. Twanged it. And slapped it.

KHASHOGGI has one of GALILEO’S books. He reads

from it.

KHASHOGGI

We have found your books, Galileo. Tell me, what is the meaning of (from book) "A wop bop a loo bop a

lop bam boom"?

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GALILEO

It means "A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom".

KHASHOGGI

Why are you so concerned with the condition of your Blue Suede Shoes?

GALILEO

I don’t know!! Just don’t step on ‘em, that’s all.

KHASHOGGI

What do you want, boy?

GALILEO

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I really, really, really wanna zig a zig ah.

KHASHOGGI circles GALILEO’S cage.

KHASHOGGI

Don’t play games with me boy! I’ll make you wish you’d never been born at all.

GALILEO

Don’t you think I wish that every day?

COP 1

Where is the Hotel California?

COP 2

What is a Yellow Submarine?

KHASHOGGI

Underground. Overground. Wombling Free. Where do you find this rubbish, boy?

GALILEO

I wish I knew! I just wrote it, that’s all! It appears in my head!

KHASHOGGI

Tell me Galileo, do you know, what…a Bohemian is?

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GALILEO

Haven't you got it yet? I don't know what anything is.

KHASHOGGI

Excellent! I see we've found you just in time. Take him away.

END

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As the song concludes in an orgy of self -congratulation,

KHASHOGGI enters. He’s very nervous.

KHASHOGGI

Madam, I bring splendid news!

KILLER QUEEN

It better be. I’m in the middle of a very important meeting. Later. So.

KHASHOGGI

My officers have been successful in breaking up the Bohemian strong-hold!

KILLER QUEEN

Khashoggi, we’ve won!

KHASHOGGI

Yes! Unfortunately the Dreamer and his bad arsed babe escaped. Well gotta go…

KILLER QUEEN

You lost them!

KHASHOGGI

Lost them? No, we didn’t lose them…we just don’t know where they are.

KILLER QUEEN

I am sick of your excuses, Commander! And I am also sick of you.

KHASHOGGI

Madam.

KILLER QUEEN

With your weary, sneery, posey, schmozie “look at me I wear my sunglasses indoors” crap. Oiling

around the place, with your snooty little booty in your Armani suity.

KHASHOGGI

Actually ma’am it’s M and S. They’ve really raised their game lately don’t you think.

KILLER QUEEN

You know what happens to people who disappoint me. I think it’s time to blow your mind.

SIDE #2

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END

WWRU - Vocal Score

© 2015 RCCL Productions

SEVEN SEAS OF RHYE

Words & Music by QueenVocal Score arr by Mike Dixon & Brian May

KHASHOGGI SIDES

Piano

C F/C C F/C C C F/C C F/C C D‹ D‹9 G

Fear me you lords and la dypreach ers I des cendup on your Earth from the skies I com mand

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C F

your ve ry soulsyou un be liev ers Bring be fore me what is mine The Se venSeas of Rhye

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C D‹ G

Can you

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C F/C C F/C C C F/C C F/C C

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Khashoggi

Seven Seas of Rhye

hear me you peersandpri vycoun cil lors I stand be foreyou na kedto the eyes I will de

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Ooh Ooh

C F

stroy a ny man who dares a busemy trust I sweat that you'll be mine

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Ooh

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the Se venSeas of Rhye

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C F/C C F/C C C F/C C F/C C

Doctors & Bohemians

WWRU - Vocal ScoreKHASHOGGI SIDES

Seven Seas of Rhye

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Sis ter I live and lie for you Mis ter Do and I'll die You are

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mind I pos sessyou Be long to you for e ver Ahh!

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Ah for e ver e ver e ver Ahh

C5 D5 E‹ F C/E D‹7

C F/C C F/C C C F/C C F/C C34

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WWRU - Vocal Score KHASHOGGI SIDES

Seven Seas of Rhye

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JOHN (FATHER) & ENGINEER

AUDITION PACKET

(Pop or Khashoggi)

*Note: Father (John) is a non-singing role

THE GIFT – CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS

JOHN (FATHER)

JOHN (FATHER) (Played by “Pop” or “Khashoggi”): (Irishman, a befuddled and ‘lost’ mime). Reads from

late 30’s to 70’s. He wears a long-sleeved, white pullover, with a collarless top and buttons that go part

way down. He has suspenders and black, wool pants. He has the look of poor man who might have

worked hard for a living. He has a cap and round glasses.

THE ENGINEER

THE ENGINEER (Played by “Khashoggi” or “Pop”): (Liverpool, Rocker, edgy, mischievous) Sooty and

unkempt, he works in the engine of the ship. Can read more mature – 30’s to 50’s. He is the mechanics

of the show – the engineer setting things into motion. Though his appearance is rough, he is a likable

character who keeps the machine and the show rolling. He is our rocker and leads with a mischievous

air. He emits a strong power and seems to have magical abilities in this world. Though his job denotes a

lower-class status, he holds a great deal of power over all the other storytellers and aligns with THE LADY

OF THE TRANFORMATION with whom he may have had a closer relationship in their past.

Songs include:

RIGHT NOW

BREATH OF LIVE

SOAR

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

LOVE IS EASY

KYRIE

HAPPY

WWRY - Khashoggi Audition PacketTHE GIFT - Father and Engineer Audition Packet - (Pop or Khashoggi)