Involved We Are, Committed We Must Be - Alex Chang & Co. · Involved We Are, Committed We Must Be Rotary Club of Pudu 2013-14 Page 10 RY2012 Sketch map of the restaurant location

Involved We Are, Committed We Must Be

Rotary Club of Pudu 2013-14 Page 1

Programme / Diary of Events 2

Editorial / President’s Message 3

Pudu News / Club Proceedin sg 4

Speakers’ Text 5

Speakers’ Text / Thanking / CV 6

Photo Gallery / 30 Sep Meeting 7

Photo Gallery / 30 Sep Meeting 8

Youth — Joint Interact Conference 9

100 Percenters’ Dinner 10

Club & District Diary of Events — Future 11

District News / Joint Interact Seminar 2013 12

District News / Youth Service — RYLA 2013 13

Bumper Retired the for Stickers 14

Thots for the Week 15

Mama’s Love 16

Wrong Choice of Word 17

Advertorial 18

Table of Contents



Date : 7 th October 2013

Issue No : 31

PROGRAMME FOR TODAY

PROGRAMME FOR NEXT WEEK

Speaker: Dr Ernest Wong

Subject: Achieving Peak Performance – DNA, Per-

sonality & Character

Speaker: Mr Sandy Jadeja

Subject: Creating Wealth and Profit Opportunities for 2014

On Duty On Duty

Duty Table: Rtn Elaine Tan

Fellowship: Rtn Patrick Lee

Finemaster: Rtn Edward Lee

Introducing: PP Mike Yeow

Thanking: Rtn Loo Ming Chee

Duty Table: Rtn Steven Ho

Fellowship: Rtn Veronique Pearcey

Finemaster: Rtn Robert Tan

Introducing: PP Dato’ Steven Oon

Thanking: PP Dato’ N K Jasani

Rotarians’ Birthdays (October)

12th – PDG K B Lee

17th – PP Michael Yeow

29th – PP Mike Tung

Spouses Birthdays (October) 5th – Spouse Johnny Lim (Rtn May Lim)

8th – Ann Catherine Foo (Rtn Jeffrey Yap)

13th – Ann Siew Leng (PP Ng Sim Bee)

13th – Ann Bharati (PP Dato’ N K Jasani)

19th – Ann Eelian (Rtn Loo Ming Chee)

Wedding Anniversaries 2nd – PP Ken Ong and Ann Chin Lian

18th – Rtn Edward Lee and Ann Elsie

27th – President Alex Chang and Ann Elaine

CLUB DIARY OF EVENTS – OCTOBER 2013

Date Time Programme Venue

Berita Pudu

Mon, 30th Sept Wed, 2nd Oct Wed, 2nd Oct Sat, 5th Oct Sat, 5th Oct Mon, 7th Oct Wed, 9th Oct Wed, 9th Oct Sat, 12th Oct Sun, 13th Oct Mon, 14th Oct Tue, 15th Oct Wed, 16th Oct Sat, 19th Oct Sun, 20th Oct Mon, 21st Oct Fri, 25th Oct Mon, 28th Oct Wed, 30th Oct

12.45 pm 6.30 pm 7.30 pm 4.00 pm 6.30 pm 12.45 pm 6.30 pm 7.30 pm 6.30 pm 11.00 am 6.00 pm 6.30 pm 6.30 pm 3.00 pm 6.30 pm 12.45 pm 2.00 pm 12.45 pm 6.30 pm

Weekly Meeting Membership Development Meeting Club Service Committee Meeting Rotaract Board of Directors Meeting 2nd Fireside Weekly Meeting / 4 Way Test Project Launch Youth Service Committee Meeting Community Service Committee Meeting 100 Percenter Appreciation Dinner In House Rotary Information Seminar Weekly Meeting /Employer-Employee Dinner International Service Committee Meeting Vocational Service Committee Meeting Rotaract Club of Pudu General Meeting Past Presidents Council Meeting Weekly Meeting Interact Coordinating Council Meeting Weekly Meeting Board Of Directors Meeting

Shangri-La Hotel, KL Royal Lake Club, KL Royal Lake Club, KL Carmens Restaurant, KL Marco Polo Restaurant Shangri-La Hotel, KL Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club Crystal Palm Seafood Restaurant, 418, Jalan 5/132, Gasing Indah, PJ Shangri-La Hotel, KL Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club Carmens Restaurant, KL Marco Polo Restaurant Shangri-La Hotel, KL SMK Methodist, KL Shangri-La Hotel, KL Royal Lake Club, KL



A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that

read "Puppies For Sale."

S igns like that have a way of attracting children,

and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the

store owner's sign. "How much are you going to

sell the puppies for?" he asked.

The store owner replied, "Anywhere from $30 to $50."

The little boy reached in his pocket and pulled out some

change. "I have $10," he said. "Can I please look at

them?"

The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the

kennel came Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store

followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur. One puppy was

lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy

singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said,

"What's wrong with that little dog?"

The store owner explained that the veterinarian had

examined the little puppy and had discovered it didn't

have a hip socket. It would always limp. It would al-

ways be lame.

The little boy became excited. "That is the puppy that I

want to buy." The store owner said, "No, you don't

want to buy that little puppy. If you really want him, I'll

just give him to you."

The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into

the store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I

don't want you to give him to me. That little puppy is

worth every bit as much as all the other puppies and I'll

pay full price. In fact, I'll give you $10 now and the

balance later."

The store owner countered, "You really don't want to

buy this little puppy. He is never going to be able to run

and jump and play with you like the other puppies." To

his surprise, the little boy reached down and rolled up

his pants to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg sup-

ported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the store

owner and softly replied, "Well, I don't run so well my-

self, and the little puppy will need someone who under-

stands!"

We ALL need someone who UNDERSTANDS!

To the polio victims, the orphans, the mentally and

physically challenged, they need loving and compas-

sionate Rotarians who UNDERSTANDS!

Warmest Regards.

PP Mike Tung

“The truth is that as soon as we are no

longer obliged to earn our living, we no

longer know what to do with our life and

recklessly squander it.”

André Gide, Journals, 1889-1949

I n the first week of the Vocational Service

month, I’d like to share with you the emphasis

we have placed on this. Vocational Service has

always been on the pillar of Rotary; charity begins at

home, if we do not have time for our children why talk

about visiting orphanages?

For the month of October, we will be launching the

Four Way Test awareness program, wherein one of our

Board of Directors Sandy Soh will print the “Four Way

Test” and have them affixed to the fruit juice her com-

pany produce. We will also be giving away these fruit

juices to some orphanages.

Next in the pipe line we have planned an Employers

and Employees night to honour those who has worked

so hard so that we can earn our keeps. Without the

employees, we are just headless chicken running

around in circles.

Finally we will also honour the souls who truly be-

lieve in the maxim “Service Above Self”, these kind

people dedicated much of their time to help those in

dire straits, in the later part of October.

Please join us in the various activities lined up for you. PresidentRY 2013/2014

Chang Alex

EDITORIAL PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE



PRESIDENT’S ANNOUCEMENT

CLUB PROCEEDINGS

Record of Meeting on: 30th September 2013

Speaker: Rtn Mok Sin

Subject: Classification Talk

Guests:

Name Host

Ann Elaine Chang

Ms Lim Soo Zee

Mr Sri Dev Nair

Mr Eddy Tey

Mr J C Bedwell

Ann Lim May Lee

Ms Anne Rotschi

President Alex Chang



PP Gary Lim

Rtn Mok Sin

Rtn Mok Sin

Rtn Veronique Pearcey

Statistics

Guests

Visiting Rotarians

Club Members Total Present

7

-

42

31

Collections:

Birthdays/Anniv/Fines 65.00

Paying Diners 150.00

Raffles & Others 52.00

Total (RM) 267.00

Acting Sgt-At- Arms PP Albert Lim

Chang. Alex President of behalf on 1.20pm at order meeting the called

toHe led in the singing of the National Anthem and then

proposed the Loyal Toast.

The fine master was PP Gary Lim.

PP Dato’ Y K Chew was fined RM 1 for being

punctual.

Rtn Dr C C Wong was fined RM 1 for coming in

late.

Rtn Mok Sin was fined RM 3 for looking sharp

Members with no jackets were fined RM 1.

President Alex Chang was fined RM 2 for asking

his son to bring the President’s Jewels.

BOD and BOD Advisors were fined RM 1 for the

poor lunch attendance.

PP Mike Yeow was fined RM 5 for returning from

Haadyai.

PP Richard Liew was fined RM 5 for returning

from Beijing.

Rtn Jeffrey Yap was fined RM 10 for returning

from Melbourne.

PE Daisy Chiu was fined RM 5 for flying so often.

President Alex Chang was fined RM 5 for his Wed-

ding Anniversary.

PP Mike Tung was fined RM 10 for a birthday

song.

1) The Membership Development and the Club Ser-

vice Committee Meeting will be held on Wednes-

day, 2nd October 2013 at 6.30 pm and 7.30 pm re-

spectively.

PP Richard Liew introduced the guest speaker Rtn Mok

Sin who presented a Classification Talk.

PUDU NEWS

INTRODUCING THE SPEAKER



SPEAKER’S TEXT



IPP Aaron Ong on behalf of

the Club thanked Rtn Mok

Sin for a very detailed and

informative presentation on

electrical and electronic

equipment. With his clear

eye for details and his inter-

est in historical events, he

will make a good club his-

torian. IPP Aaron then pre-

sented a Certificate of Ap-

preciation and a Memento

to Rtn Mok Sin.

THANKING THE SPEAKER

Rtn Mok Sin is married to Ann May Lee and they have

four children, three daughters and one son who are all professionals working

.

He has been in the electrical good business for 31 years

since 1982.

He joined the Rotary Club of Pudu in 2005. He is an active member of Business Networking In nationalter

andterms.

four for Association Residents the of member a (BNI)

SPEAKER’S CV



CLUB MEETING ON 30 SEPTEMBER 2013

Acting SAA Albert Lim Finemaster Gary Lim President Alex Chang with the Speaker Rtn Mok Sin

Three Gals and a Guy

Mok Sin’s Ann and Guest Most people don’t sit at front tables...

The Two Michaels



CLUB MEETING ON 30 SEPTEMBER 2013

Daisy Chiu making announcement Richard Liew introducing the Speaker

Mok Sin doing his presentation Aaron Ong thanking the Speaker

Mok Sin receiving his Certificate of Appreciation.. ...and Choy Ying won the Lucky Draw



YOUTH — INTERACT EVENTS



100 PERCENTERS’ DINNER

Dear Editor,

I am pleased to provide the list of 100% attendance for

RY2012-13. To celebrate this significant milestone, I

have booked Crystal Palm Seafood Restaurant, Batu 2

Jalan Ipoh on 12 October, 2013 (Saturday - 7 pm.) A

sumptuous dinner and karaoke session is lined up for

the event.

Kindly help publish the attendees in the next two

e-Bulletins of our club and venue too.

Regards,

IPP Aaron Ong

27 Sep 2013

1 ASOK KUMAR

2 PRES. ALEX CHANG

3 PP CHOO JEE SAM

4 DAISY CHIU

5 HENG CHUN TEE

6 KRISHNAN ROY

7 PP KU RAJAH

8 TENNY LEE

9 PDG DR PAUL LEE

10 PATRICK LEE

11 LAURA LEE

12 PP LEONG CHOY YING

13 PP RICHARD LIEW

14 PP GARY LIM

15 PP ALBERT LIM

16 LOO MENG CHEE

17 PP KH LOW

18 PP NG SIM BEE

19 PP KEN ONG

20 IPP AARON ONG

21 MOK SIN

22 SANDY SOH

23 PP TAI CHIN PEOW

24 ROBERT TAN

25 PP MICHAEL TUNG

26 ELAINE TAN

27 VERONIQUE PEARCEY

Sketch map of the restaurant location

Membership Development

PE Daisy Chiu has been busy since her well-attended

Membership Development Night on 23 Sep 2013. No w

her committee has to follow up to make sure that as

many of the attendees that night enroll as members.

Here she is seen conducting a meeting on the matter

with her committee on 2 Oct 2013.

This will be a time and a great opportunity to show ap-

preciation to your employees or colleagues who have

helped you in your workplace.

It will be an interesting evening with speaker, Mr

Shandy from US to talk about Investments and lucky

draw with great prizes for the employees.

Kindly revert on the number of employee(s) you are

bringing. Please revert by 7 Oct (for catering purposes).

Cost per person is RM 30.

Thank you & regards

Daisy Chiu

Employer-Employee Dinner

Dear Fellow Rotarians

Our meeting on 14 Oct (Monday) will be a night meet-

ing as we will be having an Employee-Employer Night.



CLUB & DISTRICT DIARY OF EVENTS - FUTURE

Date Time Programme Venue

4th – 6th Oct

Sat, 5th Oct

Mon, 7th Oct

11th – 13th Oct

Sat, 12th Oct

Sun, 13th Oct

Mon, 14th Oct

Sun, 20th Oct

8th – 10th Nov

Sat, 9th Nov

Sat, 16th Nov

Sun, 17th Nov

\

Sun, 17th Nov

21st – 24th Nov

Sun, 24th Nov

Sun, 24th Nov

-

Sat, 30th Nov

6th – 8th Dec

13th – 15th Dec

18th to 22nd Dec

Sat, 11th Jan 14

Sun, 19th Jan 14

Sun, 19th Jan 14

3rd – 9th Feb 2014

Sat, 8th Feb 2014

28th Feb to 1st Mar

2014

25th – 27th April

2014

-

6.30 pm

12.45 pm

6.30 pm

11.00 am

6.00 pm

6.30 pm

-

10.00 am

6.30 pm

6.30 pm

6.30 pm

9.00 am

6.30 pm

7.00 am

-

-

8.00 am

9.00 am

6.00

6.30 pm

pm

-

Group Discussion Leaders Training Seminar

2nd Fireside

Launching of 4 Way Test Project

Vocational Service Joint R I Districts 3300 and 3310 “SEEING EYE

TO EYE” Seminar

100 Per Center Appreciation Dinner

In House Rotary Information Seminar

Employer – Employee Dinner

Vocational Service

Past Presidents Council Meeting President Elects Training Seminar 1

Art Competition Awards Ceremony

Youth Service

Career Development Day Vocational Service

3rd Fireside

R C Pudu Nominating Committee Meeting District Interact Conference

Spouses Nite District Charity Walk/Jog

Tri Sister Clubs Fellowship

Club AGM / 3rd Club Assembly Taipei Rotary Institute

79th R I District 3300 Conference

Rotary Youth Leadership Awards (RYLA)

Scholarship & Grants Presentation

Visit to Jenjarom Old Folks Home

District Governor’s Visit Trip to Northern India organized by the

District International Service Committee

4th Fireside

Presidents Elect Training Seminar 2

80th R I District 3300 Assembly

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Marco Polo Restauran

t

Hotel Pudu Sentral

Bayu Marina Resort, Jo-

hor Bahru

Crystal Palm Seafood

Restaurant, KL

418, Jalan 5/132,

Gasing Indah, PJ

Shangri-La Hotel, KL

Marco Polo Restaurant

Kuantan

Craft Complex,

Jalan Conlay, KL

Berjaya Times Square, KL

PP Ng Sim Bee’s Resi-

dence

-

Benum Hill Resort, Raub

Royal Lake Club, KL

Padang Merbok, KL

Bangkok

Residence Sarkunan'sRtnTaipei

Sunway Putra Hotel, KL

AIMST University,

Sg Petani, Kedah

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Jenjarom, Selangor.

Hotel Pudu Sentral, KL

-

PP Datuk Y K Chew’s

Residence

-

Seremban



DISTRICT NEWS

PRE-PETS 1 TRAINING SEMINAR

Dear Friends

Congratulations on being elected as the President Elect

of your club and President in Rotary Year 2014-15 with

DGE Kirenjit Kaur as your Governor.

The first training event to prepare you for a successful

and enjoyable year as President of your club is the Pre-

PETS 1 Training Seminar. It will be held as follows:

Date: Friday 8-Sunday 10 November 2013

Venue: Rocana Hotel, Kuantan.

Your accommodation, meals and training seminar cost

will be paid by the Host Club, RC Indera Mahkota and

the district. You will only need to pay for your transport

to Kuantan. We will be arranging for a luxury coach

from KL to Kuanatan. Further details on transportation

for PEs from other parts of the country can be organized

once you confirm your attendance.

Accomodation is on a twin sharing basis. However PEs

who want to bring their spouse or have a single room

will have to pay for the extra cost.

I have obtained your email addresses from the District

Handbook. Please do me a favour. Please reply the

email:

To confirm that you have received this email and

that you will be the President of your club in RY

2014-15.

If you are not taking up the position or not the cur-

rent President elect also do let us know.

It would be fantastic if you are all ready to be the

next President of your club and can attend Pre-

PETS 1. Do let us know.

The programme for the Pre-PETS 1 Seminar has been

sent to by the above email mentioned. It is designed to

help you start your preparation for your year as Club

President.

Regards

PDG Dato Dr Low Teong

District Trainer 2014-15

INTERACT NEWS

Dear Rotarians,

Important Information to all participants

1. Conference Date: 6th to 9th December 2013.

2. Conference Venue : Glory Beach Resort, Port Dick-

son, Seremban.

3. Objective of Conference: To Provide Leadership

Training And Motivation.

4. Registration Fee: RM360.00 per participant which

includes accommodation for three (3) nights and all

meals (breakfast, lunch, tea break, dinner and supper)

through out the conference.

5. Registration Period: 1st October to 15th November

2013 on a first come first serve basis.

6. Registration on 6th December 2013 from 12 pm.

(500 participants only).

7. Dress Code: All Interactors / participants are ad-

vised to dress appropriately at all times. No slippers,

sandals, sleeveless shirts, mini skirts, shorts, etc. will be

permitted during the Conference. Name tags given on

registration, must be worn at all times.

a) Opening Ceremony - Interact T-Shirt and School

Uniform pants (no shorts)

b) Conference Plenary Sessions / Workshops - Interact

T-Shirt and track pants (no shorts)

c) Sports and Outdoor events - Interact Round Neck T-

Shirt (provided at registration) and track pants (no

shorts)

d) Fellowship / Dinners - Smart Casuals

8. All participants must attend all sessions and must

strictly observe punctuality.

9. Camp Commandent and his aids will be in charge of

executing discipline within the camp.

10. Sponsoring Rotary Clubs are responsible for the

necessary insurance coverage for all

Interactors sponsored to the conference by the clubs.

11. Sponsoring Rotary Clubs are responsible for safe

transport of their Interactors to and from Glory Beach

Resort, Port Dickson,



YOUTH SERVICE

I-QUIZ 2013

Dear friends,

Congratulations to RC Bandar Sunway on the success-

ful conclusion to yet another edition of the Interact Quiz

competition. This competition seems to be getting better

each year and with the participation from District 3310,

it has become a truly Malaysian competition.

It is good to hear that the preliminary rounds of the

competition may also be held in Penang and Ipoh next

year and is keenly anticipated.

RC Bandar Sunway has truly made this Youth Service

month a memorable one. Besides the Quiz competition,

you have chartered an Interact club and a Rotaract club

over the last few weeks. These are no easy achieve-

ments for any club and congrats to President Datin San-

dra and the inspiring and hardworking Rotarians from

RC Bandar Sunway on your great achievements.

Regards

PP Baskaran

Rotary Youth Leadership Awards or RYLA as it is

popularly known began as an idea in Australia in 1959.

There was a group of young people from the state of

Queensland, Australia who were selected to meet up

with Princess Alexandra, a young cousin of Queen

Elizabeth . The Rotarians of Brisbane, who hosted these

participants were impressed with their quality of these

young people and it was decided to bring youth leaders

together each year for a week of social, cultural and

educational activities. The RYLA program gradually

grew throughout all the Rotary Districts in Australia

and New Zealand. In 1971, the RI Board officially

adopted RYLA as an official program of Rotary Inter-

national.

Every year, thousands of young adults from the age of

18-30 attend these seminars in almost all the 500 odd

Rotary districts throughout the world. They spend a

week together in a challenging program of leadership

training, discussions, inspirational addresses and social

activities which are designed to enhance personal de-

velopment, leadership skills and good citizenship.

RYLA is generally conducted as a District activity

though there are times when it is held as an Inter-district

or as a multi-district event. This is yet another meaning-

ful program of RI in the service of Youth.

EVERY ROTARIAN AN EXAMPLE TO YOUTH

Regards

PP Baskaran

Dear Rotarians,

I'm pleased to announce that the Rotary Club of Bandar

Sungai Petani will be organising the Rotary Youth

Leadership Awards (RYLA) 2013 Training Programme

for the Rotary Year 2013/14 from 18 December 2013

(Wednesday) to 22 December 2013 (Sunday) at AIMST

University, Sungai Petani, Kedah. It is open to youths

between the ages of 18 to 30 and the registration fee is

RM400.00 per person for early bird registration before

31 October 2013 and RM500.00 after that. It would be

best to register early to enable the Organising Commit-

tee to make all necessary preparations.

There will be a lot of good speakers led by our very

own PP Siva Ananthan from the RC of Greater Kuala

Lumpur and PP Sarjit Singh from the RC of Alor Setar.

I can also confirm that Professor Dr. Suresh Govind

from University Malaya, who enthralled us all at the

last District Conference, will be a speaker at RYLA

2013.

In addition, there will be various team building activi-

ties including special Zumba and Akido sessions to

keep all participants fully occupied throughout the 5

days and 4 nights.

Further updates on speakers and activities will be pro-

vided from time to time once I receive confirmation

from the Organising Committee.

RYLA 2013 is organised by the Rotary Club of Bandar

Sungai Petani in collaboration with Yayasan Kelab -

Kelab Rotary Malaysia, RED Association of AIMST

University, Rotaract Club of AIMST University and

AIMST University.

Best regards,

Arvind

President

So please do get your Interactors, Rotaractors and other

interested persons and register them for RYLA 2013

immediately. The registration form is downloadable

from your Club’s website.



BUMPER RETIRED THE FOR STICKERS



THOTS FOR THE WEEK

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to in-

spect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out a distant location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on ANY land!! No questions asked or

answers given!! Have I made myself clear.....do you understand?"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life,

being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely

gored before he reached safety. The man was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....!!

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge..... show him your BADGE!!"



MAMA’s LOVE

F our brothers left home for col-

lege, and they became suc-

cessful doctors and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after hav-

ing dinner together.

They discussed the 95th birthday

gifts they were able to give their eld-

erly mother who moved to Florida.

The first said, "You know I had a big

house built for Mama."

The second said, "And I had a large

theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't

read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a

parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach

him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was

worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank

You" notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I

have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never

use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 peo-

ple, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never

use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought

to your gift. The chicken was delicious Thank you so much."

Love, Mama



A man walks into the doctor's office and says: "Doctor, my name is Mark, and I'd

like to be castrated."

"What? Are you sure about this? Why?" asks the doctor, amazed.

"It's something I've been considering a long time and I'd like to have it done" replies

Mark.

"But have you thought it through? REALLY through?" asks the concerned doctor, "It's a

very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life

forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind, so please book me in to be castrated or I'll sim-

ply use another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But I'll have you know that it's against my better judgment!"

So Mark has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital

corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Mark,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Yes, it seems like" said the patient, "as for me, I finally decided after 37 years of life that it was time for

me to be circumcised."

Mark stared at him in horror and screamed, "Dammit, THAT was the word!!!"

WRONG CHOICE OF WORD



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