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Contents
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H. J. KimbleL. P. Valerius
Q. E. Dominoes
M. J. Slaughter
E. Wolf
B. Overman
D. Shirp
L. Oubliette
T. H. Mandel
Slant
S. P. Swillian III
S. P. Swillian IV
P. E. Koepling-Freundschaft
P. Sandoval
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I.
The Mental Ward
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the nurses say its too hot in here to grow mouseowers
they say it to the girls in the echo ward
who sleep all day in their cots, motionless
like bundles of used clothing
they say it over the p.a. system every morning
as if we hadnt given up hope months ago
theyve said it so many times
it sounds like an antediluvian prayer
theyve said it more times than Ive said hello to my wife
they say it to each other during intermission
shaking their heads
wiping their useless hands on their uniforms
watching the industrial calendar
that covers these long hallways
slither stupidlylike a wet ribbon towards tomorrow
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listen, matthew
loving pixels is wrong
pretending to be a baby is wrong
pretending to be a baby is not protected
under the claribella-reingold supposition act
I know what you do when you spend the afternoon
in the room whose walls are plasma screens
I hear you wincing before you open the door
listen, matthew
we want all want a world of looser clothing
we all need rooms where we can go to forget about the law
we each must slice oa babys tongue if we are to be free
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with the exception of wartime criminal brian overman
there are tons of conceptual soundscapers here
who with their tuning irons
would whip you up something akin to a psychic sorbet
a sort of static waltz if you will
he removes a can of peaches from the drawer next to the bed
but they dont understand that its not enough
its never enough
to shiver like inchworms
hoping to pick up these uh
sputtering artifacts
these old notes this
pakistani pop music
he stabs his knife into the can
no, matthew!
you must create the past with electried teeth
you must drill into those crumbly pharaohs
and make sense of their dreams
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Ill tell you something, matthew
about the men whose lives are splintered
by mayan prophecy
theyre either sleeping nakedin poorly-ventilated apartments
or theyre breaking their ngers trying to rip apart
run-down computer monitors in some in-laws backyard
no
thats not a metaphor
leave my house at once
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for ages I have been wanting to say it
for ages it has been wicked
for ages I have been waiting to say it
for ages I have been wicked
scared of sleeping
scared of red sounds and red juice
scared of subtraction
scared of brian overman
scared of hot weeks spent in shopping centers
she gasps
look, theres the bird with the feet like acorn stems
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fteen years later I came back to that place
all the spoiled women in their red beds were gone
cleaning maids sat cackling on carts
crashing into each other
the halls the mausoleum walls were made of new cedarone door was open
inside the roof was removed
the pipes were ecient
this round room was once the kitchen
now workers loaded angel-sized boxes onto planks
I drove back to the food court
where I once had decent calamares
barcelona was still all over the posters
kids ran around with bags on their heads
the lemon mall smell put me to sleep
I dreamed that god had replaced my brain
with a ball of earthwormshe scalped me to show me
and I awoke to the distant chuckling of cannons
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II.
The Airplane Restroom
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11I stopped living my life when I was twenty-two. It started small,
imperceptibly, or at least I remember the little things rst. e
little things were pencils, pens, paperclipsoce supplies. I
worked in a real estate oce, a concrete prison that had its own
area code. It wasnt too bad when I rst started. Some people
think thats a bad life, but compared to what? And for a long
time I was content to be one of many because where else are theones going to go? ere are maniesbecause of the oneswas some-
thing that a man bigger than me once said, and I said it again to
myself everyday.
Anyway, the little things. I was buttoning my shirt one morn-
ing and heyit was already buttoned. I thought okayand I sat
down and then I thought huh and then I thoughtyeah, sureand
before I knew it I was at work, doing my job or whatever it is aperson at work does. A little later in that time frame, I was clip-
ping or staplingattachingsomething to something else and
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then I didnt need to anymore. What I mean is that what I need-
ed to do was no longer needed and I was sitting again, not quite
thinking but not quite not either. It was around this time that Ithought about telling someone, but what was I going to say to that
person, or to those people? And so I decided to get some coee
and wait.
Some time passed and I was sitting with my coee when this
guya coworker, or someone in that building that daycame
up to me and said something along the lines ofhey, do you?And
I told him yeah, I do and he responded okay, but how?And I feltcompelled to answer I cant say, is there anything?And his face
formed into this other kind of face and I felt for this guy, really,
but I couldnt think of anything else to say so I made this sort
of gesture. He made yet another face that led me to believe that
maybe he understood, and that maybe even he understood more
than I did. en he just walked into the background and I was
left with my oce supplies, which were just that: oce supplies.
ats what I mean: when I tried to think, what are these things
on my desk?I could only think things on my deskand I picked
them up and then put them down in a dierent place, but a
place similar enough to the rst so as not to arouse any sort of
suspicion, because that was the most important thing. You never
want to give anybody any sort of reason to give you second thought,because the second thoughts never free. We talked money those
days. We talked and walked and thought big, big money, the
kind that wins any sort of argument, the kind to kill and risk
being killed for. Or so they said. Once, Mr. P. Sandoval, said to
us, a groupand to me, as part of a groupdont make money,
be moneyand we remembered that and I remembered that espe-
cially because it was so clear.Mr. P. Sandoval was a man, but more so a precedent. In all of
the pictures Id seen of him, his skin was almost glowing through
his clothing and he smiled the way a rabid dog smiles. I imag-
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ined that he never sat down or used the bathroom, but instead
paced around some secret room underground and vaporized the
waste from his body like a human furnace. When he came totalk to us, which was once a month, I always arrived half an hour
early and took a seat at the edge of the front row, because I knew
that he would walk ostage and into the crowd and I wanted to
touch him, but I could never work up the nerve. As it turns out,
I didnt have to: during his last talk, Mr. P. Sandoval put his hand
on my shoulder and said, time is money, life is work, and without
goals were all meat. He left his handprint in sweat on my shirt.At this juncture, I was meat. Both what I was doing and what
I needed to do were unclear in that they werent dened by a big-
ger man or in any way directed to me, so I made the decision to
wait and see. I still had my coee and also a loose salad, which
was the same thing I ate most days and which was essentially
identical to the room around me in color and avor. But this was
another little thing that wasnt much of anything and it too was
alreadynished but I chewed nonetheless to keep myself busy.
I was chewing and sipping and maybe there were other people
around but no one was saying hi and that was all right because
thats life. And still I had this problem, not yet understanding
that it was a problem, but feeling it and kind of remembering
it in reverse, the way that you know that theres an event and aresponsibility to reach it.
I wondered about a certain plant, which was located in the
oce, near a big pair of doors that now I realize dont lead to
anywhere. is plant was there and it wasnt; a piece of outside,
inside. I think it was placed there to make the inside look less
like itself and more like the idea of something more natural, soft-
er. It was a piece of what you would call variety. I spent a whilelooking at this plant and then sort of exiting myself and looking
at myself looking at the plant, and trying to look at myself from
the plants point of view, looking without thinking but still un-
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consciously thinking about all of this in that process. And it was
fruitless, this cycle of thinking and not thinking, and it brought
me no answers, but the plant has never left my memory.is plant was a little thing, but big because of its context.
It evidenced what you would call a moment in time and space.
It was important, more than the oce supplies and the salad
because it was a question. When I was doing this staring at the
plant and thinking to myself there is a problem in my life, the
plant asked why?And I thought nothing back, but felt in a sense
dislodged from where I was and who I had been up to that point.Sensing this, the plant asked why?And again I felt like a series of
boots were hitting me in the mouth but thats not exactly how
it felt because the truth is emptier than that. In reality, there was
this whyplant and there was me, on the oor, near to the plant,
nearer than I had ever been to the plant, the plant with leaves,
me with open hands, and thats as detailed as the whole thing
was: the oor, the leaves, the open hands, the nearness. Every-
thing else was pain.
e day zoomed out after that and the day after was more or
less the same, as were the next few until the weekend came. I
woke up on Saturday at a table, with Hannah across from me,
and I realized that I had already been awake for a couple of hours
and was engaged in conversation. is was kind of a big thing.Hannah was half looking at me and half looking in a diago-
nal direction because maybe there was some kind of breakfast
on the stove? She was saying something about a movie that she
hadnt seen, but which somebody else I didnt know that well
had seen and had sort of enjoyed. She stopped talking at one
point and I gured it was my turn to say something and so I said
oh and thats what I was thinking too, only in my head it wasnta response to what she was saying. She continued, but she was
standing up, moving into a dierent room, and I wasnt sure she
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was talking to me so I focused my attention on the cat who lived
with us and who was within arms reach.
e cat was a medium-sized thing. You could hold her if youwanted to, but she could hold things too, and these things were
dead or dying and deposited to me, but what was I supposed to
do with them? In this instance she had in her mouth a brown
something or other and I could tell that she wanted to give it to
me so I lowered an unused napkin I already had in my hands
and she lowered her brown something too, until the napkin
and the brown something were lowered as much as possible andso coalesced. is seemed to satisfy her, and like Hannah, she
left the room and ventured into a place where more was
probably happening.
So I was left alone with this napkined brown something. I
thought about disposing of it and then I thought about Mr. P.
Sandoval and what he told usmeabout clemency: only give
it to those who dont ask for it. And I thought this brown some-
thing, together with the napkin, was not asking help, but like the
plant, why?And I asked questions in return: what are you? Where
did you come from? What happened to you? Whats happening to
you?But I stopped myself and told myself, this is just a thing, or a
combination of smaller things formed into a gross pattern and also
yuckbut I couldnt bring myself to look deeper into it because itreminded me of death. So I had to look away from what was in
my hands and to the kitchen window, where I half-expected a
bird to be perched, but no bird was perched there.
Birds used to live in the area. I dont know how many, but I
do remember their chirps with clarity. ere was one who sang
A#, D#, D#, D# early in the morning and that melody has been
stuck in my head for the majority of my life. Its a melody ofroutine. I walk and think and chew to it.
ere was another bird who sang C, G! C, G! during the sum-
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mer on days before storms. is is a melody of anticipation, and
it accompanies waits in bathroom lines and Sunday evenings
in bed.One bird I only heard about twice a year, and this bird sang
F#, F, E ... F#, F, E and Im not sure what those notes mean,
but as I whistle them now I feel as though I am an ant crawling
across giant plate oating in space.
ese three songs are the only ones I remember, but there
were more. ere was rustling in bushes and wind blowing
through chimes and the sound of bike wheels gliding by on thestreet outside.
at morning, before I could know I was taking it all for
granted, I was mostly concerned about Mr. P Sandoval. I won-
dered if he was still alive and whether he was fading, or if, like
before, his skin was glowing a strange orange light. He had been
let go, we were told, because he was too old for the business, but
it was impossible for me to believe that anyone could have told
him to leave. e words wouldnt make sense to him. He worked
on instinct, without thinking, and I had never seen him engage
in anything other than a one-sided conversation with another
person. It was as if he was a reball that had plummeted into
Earth, but instead of cooling o, he had started to plow through
the planets surface. He was the only person I had ever feared.But he was gone and no one had taken his place. I folded the
brown something up in the napkin and dropped it in the sink.
After that, things got much bigger. I married Hannah, had three
kids, and moved across town. ese were things that were sup-
posed to happen, but I never took any steps to make them hap-
pen, and my family seemed to exist only to ll in the house. Iwas given what the higher-ups called a managerial job, but all the
work was already done for me, so mostly I sat in a comfortable
chair and came home with money. At home, there was an iden-
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tical comfortable chair, which I sat in during the evenings, and
all the crossword puzzles I picked up were already completed in
black ink and I was still very much meat.One evening I came home and found that there was a maid
doing the dishes. I thought okayand then I thoughtyeah and
then why not?She called herself Slant. I walked up to her and
opened my mouth to say something, but she sort of turned
around and had her mouth twisted into this peculiar shape and
so both of our mouths were just open there and breathing the
same air coming from in from the porch. She said to me yourcoatand I nodded sureand she was already placing it on an adja-
cent hook, which terried me, and I think she was terried too,
of me, of me being terried of her. en she saidpleasesignaling
to a plate of food and I decided to do what she wanted me to do.
Later in the week she starched a shirt I owned and it was so
sti that I had to roll around on the oor for a couple of hours
until I could comfortably tuck it into my pants.
I never chose between Hannah and this Slant, but the latter
was around more, at least when I was around. I had become the
father I never met and my wife was the mother who did not
smile. She only spoke to me to remind me to set an example.
My children, who were just children, must have been told at
one point or another dont bother your fatherbecause I only sawthem from behind or heard them splashing in the bathtub a
oor above me. ey needed goals, and I was there to provide
them. e cat who had lived with us had vanished and in her
place we has this sort of sorry-looking creature, a sh who was
too big for its tank and was no doubt already gravely ill the day
it arrived. When the sh died, I knew it only because I could
hear my children crying from the bathroom, but the matter wasnever discussed, or if it was, it was in no way directed towards
me, whose money had paid for the sh.
Slant was also paid for with my money, but unlike the sh,
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she was all mine. She was the only person in the house who
looked at meeven touched me anymoreand so she was
more like the cat, because she gave things to me. I never thoughtto hold her, but one day she held me, and she felt smaller than
she looked; she became even smaller next to my chest. I won-
dered is this all there is?And I shrugged about it, which was okay
because she too was in a permanently shrugging state. I do not
remember sleeping with her, but I did, and I dont deny it: it was
an easy thing to do.
Later, around the time my problem stopped being a problemand more a basic condition of life, this same shrugging woman
became a crumpled heap between my arms while my wife and
kids drove oin our van.
is is just the way things happened. Having never made a
decision, I was at the center of a life in which I could not par-
ticipate. ings occurred to me from the inside out: I was on
the other side of the world, shaking hands with people whose
language I didnt know, making more money than small coun-
triesbut never seeing any of that moneyand my name didnt
describe me, but a brand, a sort of conglomerate. And the only
thing I thought, when I could think, is this is being busy. is is
making do. A#, D#, D#, D#.
I did once regain control for a week and a half. I was forty-ve
years old. I had to decided to go on vacation, so I took a plane to
Israel. I stayed on a kibbutz in Netanya, near the Mediterranean,
and all around me were groves of unmapped banana trees that
twisted like magnied arm hairs covered in head-sized wads of
yellow sweat.
Every morning I ate cucumbers soaked in yogurt and roastedpotatoes with ketchup. It was the sweetest ketchup I have ever
hadalmost unbearably sweet, like concentrated duck sauce
and this sweetness escaped the ketchup and soaked into the at-
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mosphere. I could feel the vapor locked within the clouds above
me as I swatted my hand through the air. I grew accustomed to
my own sweat, the way it glued my hairs into triangles and de-posited salt into the corners of my lips.
I visited the dunes near Mount Sinai, where the sand is ner
than dust. I took omy clothes, tumbled down a dune and felt
the particles wash over my body until the sun went down. I grew
cold, so I tried to climb back up and get my clothes, but the
sand was too soft and my arms and legs were numb, so I could
only climb up about two paces before I lost my footing, slipped,and landed face down. After I had done this over and over for
about forty minutes I decided to walk the other way and try to
nd someplace where I could nd a person who could take me
to my rental car.
I walked until I got to the edge of a cli and looked out at
the layers of darkness below. I imagined that an lake of ink had
once lled the canyon and that it had dried over the course of
centuries. e ink had stained each lower level of limestone
more deeply than the one before it, and the salamanders crawl-
ing around at the very bottom were strong from the eort it took
to lift their feet from the still-sticky ground. Above, the moon
looked pasted on to the sky. I thought this is where I ought to stay
and I fell asleep.In the morning a man yelled what you doingand I was back
in the kibbutz, then loaded onto a bus with eight or nine people
who wanted to see the military cemetery.
In the cemetery, there were rocks and baseball caps on top of
the gravestones, and I had to look down at my feet. Next to a
tree under which I had lunch, two cats glared at each other over
a pigeon carcass. e gray cat, the smaller of the two, had scartissue in place of her left eye and made a gurgling sound as she
paced around. e other, a domestic-looking Manx, kept her
head low to the pavement and remained silent.
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en I remembered the cat who had vanished. It was a Manx.
A Manx!
And it all came back.
e epiphany was short lived. Before I knew it, I was back in
Ohio. I had Mr. P. Sandovals job and every day I was in ten dif-
ferent rooms, none of which I recognized, and I was yelling at
hundreds of people whose faces looked like the grains of sand.
When I spoke, I said things like bite omore than you can chew so
you can spit the rest outandplay investors like a piano but really allfood just tasted like my tongue and all music made my headache
worse. People were always around me, and always talking about
me, but never to me, and there was no dierence between being
drunk or sober because either way I was laughing too hard and
screaming at an audience from behind glass.
It was not hard to be an old man. I stopped needing sleep, so
I had more time in my chair, which would no longer become
warmer the longer I sat in it. I thought C, G! C, G!But I dont
know what I was anticipating except for my own company.
I tried to focus on a moment, any discernable moment, and
all at once, I was in the bathroom on an airplane, and I was
weeping. I could not remember being a kid, and I could not re-
member my kids being kids, or even being mine. I came to un-derstand that I didnt own anything, not even myself, and I never
could, even if I clenched mysts so tight that I couldnt unclench
them. And I thought why do I have to know all of this? Why do I
have to feel it?And I wished that I had stayed in bed that morn-
ing. I wished that I had gone shing. I wished that I were part
of a family, a new family, at an amusement park on a warm day,
sitting and laughing in the food court and throwing chickenn-gers at each other. But more than anything in the world I wished
that I were an oce plant. en the plane started to shake, the
light in the bathroom turned o, and the pilot came on over
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the loudspeaker to announce our descent. I didnt feel any relief,
only the sensation of everything speeding up and crashing and
I had no say in the matter. So instead of opening the bathroomdoor and returning to my seat to sit down, I stayed there in the
dark, unable to do anything but shake and sweat.
As soon as we hit the ground I was let go.
Since then, Ive sat at home and resolved to gure out what went
wrong. I wonder if it was fate, or hubrisbut Ive never felt
proud of myself. Im beginning to think that maybe this is theway it is for everybody, and that my life is the best life anyone
can hope for. At least it goes by quickly.
Most recently I was in line at a supermarket, waiting to buy
orange juice, and a man handed me a turkey and said here you go
and I thought I dont want this turkeyand then I dont even want
this orange juicebut I thanked him anyway and he started to ask
me something, but I was already leaving. When I got home,
Slant was gone. I dont wonder why she left because I dont
care, but Im alone and I think this is the way its going to be.
All I have in place of company was a turkey I didnt want, so for
centuries Ive been sitting down in my comfortable chair with
the turkey on my lap, squeezing it and thinking about putting
it in the oven. Id rather not decide, but time is running out: mypants are covered in slime and the turkey is starting to stink.
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The Villa
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yes! I was born here, above the trees
on the seventh oor of count swillians cave-castle
on a burlap bag in the dusty space tucked
behind the shelves of spider bones and rat bones
and diagrams of spiders and ratsthat look like they were drawn by rats with spider legs
soaked in rat blood
in the room with all the hooks and the books
covered in sheets that smell like fresh-cut clay
and the chairs that look like clay pigs
that someone polished and forgot to cook
at the end of the hallway lined with paintings of little kids
whom they always said Id meet
but whom Ive never met
whose names sound like riddles
and whose faces I never recognize
even though Ive wandered
through this awful place day and nightfor thirty years now
sometimes half- asleep
sometimes with my blue bathrobe undone
and sometimes singing
an ancient
simple song
in thekey
of
e
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.
the captain tied me to a chair
he called himself the cult of now
and told me he hated eyelids
she lifts her skirt
he tattooed this on my leg:
timeward into elegancia
the stfalls tear the satin
matthew I must confess
I fell for the man who sat on deck at night
his name was opo
he carried a bag of beaks and spoke
a limited island tongue called unanu
he taught me a proverb of his people:
peepeep olani doompeepit means
wring the liquid truth from your childs foul heart
she begins to laugh
when I returned home two months later
my daughters seemed drenched in information
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we have for too long neglected the machinery of smell
that network ofesh and ash and heat and whispering hairs
shocked with bacteria and inviolate goo
that ocean of oral prophesy churning right there
between your eyes, matthewthose ulterior, disorganized eyes you keep cold and dry
like two piles of nickels in the medicine cabinet
he rubs his brow with his pencil eraser and sighs
where have you come from, matthew?
how long will you stay?
. .
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crying could mean crying
in sadness
in crying
or crying crying out in anger
they cryingangry crying idiots inging each other
the idiots crying
they cry knowing each other crying
feeling each other feeling the tether
the tether crying
feeling each of them angry crying as though crying
were wood
and knowing paper
knowing that knowing would just cry
knowing that all the crying
all the wanting
all the shamefed gods of crying
could not even cry could not even knowwhat crying is or does crying
could not know that getting a car means crying or
that crying out in anger angry
will mean nothing
knowing nothing and crying nothing
then the angry idiots just crying just crying
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the moon, you see
is little more than the bottom of a rotten old bucket
which the angels have been shaking out for millenia
while the ones on Earth sneak
around our kitchens at nightstealing our salt
and fondling our china
with their long
feeble tentacles
. .
last night my aunt hildy and I started a band
called the bedside manners
we recorded an operetta in thirty-six parts
about a man who buys
satans toupee
from a skymall catalog
he turns toward me
were going to name him matthew
if thats okay
. .
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. . -
matthew
please take your gloves o
put your notebook down
stop counting your vowels for a second and look at me
matthew
I know Im half lobster
but youre only half matthew
come sit with me on the couch
I want to feel the crusted spit on your gills
I want to ick your adams apple
matthew
matthew please come back
matthew
matthew
touch my palp
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hello dear friend
today and only today
you too can be a world within a wizard
you too can birth your own bones
you too can remember the colors of the sunwhen you start to fall asleep
come on now
buy an eyelid
make the president proud
we all need rooms where we can forget about the claw
we all need rooms where can shake othe sand
come with me
matthew
danny
whoever you are
come with me
back to barcelona
back to elegancia
back in time to the castle in the trees
come with me
back in timeback to grime
back into the slimy sea
8/8/2019 Interviews with the Modern Dead
34/36
8/8/2019 Interviews with the Modern Dead
35/36
8/8/2019 Interviews with the Modern Dead
36/36