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Wallman’s Dinner Show Cirkusbygningen, Jernbane-gade 8, 1609 Cph V; perfor-mances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wall-mans.com; www.wallmans.dkA group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Tivoli CabaretTivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 22; performances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dkCabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. EB

Underglow TellingsLuthers Kirken, Sankt Jakobs Gade 15, Cph Ø; Thu (Sep 20) 20:00; tickets 55kr; www.moonhoundtheatre.com� e moonhounds are back with another performance of engag-ing storytelling. Check out www.cphpost.dk for a review of their last show. Highly rec-ommended!

Bastard – a family chronicleFælledparken, Cph Ø; ends Sep 23, performances Mon-Sat 20:00; Tickets: 185kr, www.billeten.dk; www.bastard.isA play with a title like ‘Bastard’ just screams family dysfunction. and this doesn’t disappoint. Written by Hollywood script-writer Richard La Gravenese, in collaboration with director Gisli Orn Gardasson. EB

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MessiasGamle Scene, Kongens Ny-torv 9, Cph K; ends Sep 30, performances at 19:30 on Fri, Tue & Thu, 15:00 at Sun; Tickets: from 695kr; Dura-tion: 110 mins; in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dkMost people know Georg Frie-drich Händel’s Messias from traditional concerts around Christmas time. � e story is about the life of Jesus from life to death. Händel wrote Messias in just 24 days, yet it is prob-ably his most celebrated work. Australian theatre director Da-vid Freedman is behind this particular interpretation. Freed-man works in an interesting way, allowing his actors to use improvisation to develop their characters. EB

Brave New WorldRosenborg Slot, Øster Voldgade 4A; Thu (20 Sep) at 12:00, www.billetnet.dk; www.adg-europe.comSee dystopian society come to life in TNT � eatre Company’s production of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World. � e sci-� masterpiece presents a world built on science where the indi-vidual is enslaved by the pursuit of materialism, fashion, lust and narcotics.

Tivoli Pantomime � eatreTivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 23; free after en-try to Tivoli � e following pantomimes are all being shown at Tivoli: Cas-sander as a Cooper and Harle-quin Skeleton. Check its website for performance details. SM

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YOU LEARN a lot of disturb-ing stu� working with Ameri-cans. Take this week. It was just an innocent question about the Food Blog (see G12). “Does any-one here eat � sh tacos?” I asked. � ey looked stunned. “Would you normally eat it with white sauce?” � ey looked disgusted. It transpired that � sh taco refers to the female genitalia in the US. What!!? And while we’re at it, I really didn’t need to know what tea-bagging or a Dirty Sanchez or a donkey punch is.

What beats me is how these things ever make it into the popu-lar domain. It’s a bit like some of the sports and pastimes that are popular in Denmark, like capoe-ira (see G9 for details), the Brazil-ian martial art dance – have you ever been to a kiddies event where they’re not beating their drums (a bit like Hare Krishna, I always think) and encouraging four-year-olds to avoid being kicked in the head?

But it’s still got a long way to

go to catch Australian rules foot-ball, which is so popular here that it has its own league. Sure there might be only � ve teams, but that still gives it a participation rate of one in 40,000.

And they even play gaelic football, a sport that pretty much spawned Aussie rules, although there’s only one team, which kind of explains why this weekend, Co-penhagen GAA is playing host to the Pan-European Gaelic Football Tournament (see G9 for details), where 23 sides from all over the continent will gather. It’s a great excuse to get some fresh air and enjoy a uniquely Irish experience, which will mean it will probably rain, so make sure you heed the advice in this week’s Select Shop-ping (see G9), which is dedicated to making men look marvellous in the monsoons.

Talking of clouds, it would appear that every nuclear one has a gold, silver and bronze lining. In anticipation of a whole genera-tion being a� ected by Chernobyl, Ukraine built brilliant facilities in the late 1980s and � nished fourth in the medal table at the Paralym-pics.

Denmark � nished a lowly 50th, 21 places below their posi-tion at the Olympics. Still, their Aussie rules set-up is second to none.

� e Golden Cockerel (Den gyldne hane) Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 26, performances at 20:00 on Sat, Tue, Sep 22, Sep 26, Sep 28, Oct 2, Oct 4, Oct 6, Oct 8, Oct 11, Oct 13, Oct 24, Oct 26; tickets 95-795kr; in-troduction 45 mins before every perfor-mance in the foyer by the first floor bar (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk

ALEXANDER Pushkin wrote the poem � e Golden Cockerel in 1834. � e Russian com-poser Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov set it to mu-sic and – after a censorship dispute – it was � rst performed as an opera in 1909. Sergei Diaghilev’s famous Ballets Russes then pre-miered the piece as an operatic ballet (with both a singer and a dancer assigned to each role) in Paris 1914 – a version that would stir up the discontent of Rimsky-Korsakov’s widow. So much so that it had to be removed from the repertoire. Yet, it bloomed afresh in 1937 in another lavish Ballets Russes produc-tion. And a new staging based on this second production is about to open the autumn sea-son of the Royal Danish Ballet.

� e tale of the piece with the colourful history goes something like this: the ageing King Dodon receives a magic golden cockerel from his astrologer. Dodon is delighted by this gift, which is said to indicate if enemies are ap-proaching his kingdom, and from what direc-tion. In return, he promises the astrologer to

grant him any wish. When the cockerel begins to crow, King Dodon sends his two sons into war to defeat the enemy. Before they return, the cockerel crows again, inciting Dodon himself to lead his army into the indicated direction. � e king � nds his two sons dead, but forgets his sorrow quickly when he lays eyes on the dazzling Queen of Shemakhan. He o� ers her his crown and sceptre and leads her back to his kingdom. But before long, the astrologer turns up and claims the queen as his reward. Pushed into a corner, the king kills the astrologer, whereupon – in a � nal stroke of light-heartedness à la russe – the golden cockerel slays Dodon. Some versions then re-vive the astrologer and reunite him with the Queen of Shemakhan.

And what’s the moral of the story? Always keep your promises, perhaps. “Maybe not to want things too badly of which you can’t see the consequences,” suggests Alexei Ratman-sky, the choreographer.

� e Royal Danish Ballet has succeeded in engaging its former member Ratmansky to choreograph new movements for the story ballet. Copenhageners might remember the 44-year-old Russian from his time as a dancer at the company, and later on as the choreog-rapher of the 2000 season’s Nutcracker and the 2004 season’s Anna Karenina. Since leav-ing Denmark, Ratmansky has served as the director of Moscow’s Bolshoi Ballet and has choreographed for most of the major classical companies worldwide. He is currently chore-

ographer in residence at the American Ballet � eatre.

But – following in the tradition of the Bal-lets Russes – dancing is not the exclusive focus of the Royal Danish Ballet’s Golden Cockerel. In the Paris of the early 20th century, impresa-rio Diaghilev matched his troupe’s outstand-ing dancers and choreographers – Vaslav Ni-jinsky, Bronislava Nijinska or Michel Fokine – with the most innovative composers and visual artists of the time. Maurice Ravel, Eric Satie, Sergei Prokoviev and – especially – Igor Stravinsky all worked for the Ballets Russes, as did Joan Mirò, Pablo Picasso and Henri Mat-isse. For � e Golden Cockerel, Diaghilev com-missioned the Russian futurist artist Natalia Gontcharova to design the set and costumes. Gontcharova was also responsible for the richly decorated and extraordinarily colourful redesign in 1937.

It is these costumes that the set and cos-tume designer Richard Hudson has now cop-ied for the Royal Danish Ballet. And while the 2012 costumes, at a quick � rst glimpse, don’t dazzle in the same way as the originals in the collection of Stockholm’s Dance Museum continue to do after almost 100 years, they’re still spectacular. It promises to be a visually ap-pealing performance.

� ose interested in more original work by Hudson don’t need to wait for long: the Tony Award winner is also designing La Bayadère, which premieres in November.

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ART COPENHAGEN opens its doors this weekend at Forum in Frederiksberg to an eclectic cocktail of Danish galleries and selected international galleries, many of whom have never ex-hibited in Denmark before.

Since 1997, the Nordic Art Fair has been the event of the year for 70 galleries to showcase the masterpieces of their art-ists. Traditionally the fair has revolved around the talent of Scandinavian artists, but this year the event is taking on a more international � avour under the name Art Copenhagen. � e regular Danish exhibitors have invited both established and up-and-coming partner galleries from Melbourne to Berlin. � e ten new international galleries fortunate enough to participate in the fair include: Belgium’s Al-ice, Germany’s Jochen Hempel, Paul Andriesse from the Neth-erlands, Britain’s Work Projects and Australia’s Neon Parc. � is

Art Copenhagen Forum Copenhagen, Julius Thomsens Plads 1, Fred-eriksberg; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 16:00-21:00, Sat 11:00-18:00, Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 100kr per day, 150kr for three-day pass, students: 50kr, under-12s free adm, tickets available at the door; www.artcopenhagen.dk

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KRETS, Kristianstadsgatan 16, Malmö, SE; started Sep 8, ends Oct 7; open Weds 17:00-20:00. Fri 14:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-15:00; www.krets.infoShoboShobo is the alter-ego of French artist Mehdi Hercberg. In this exhibition, the artist works with gigantic sculpture inspired by carnival, circus, and festival culture. BF

Emerald TriangleDamp Gallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.dampgal-lery.dk� is exhibition by Jon Stahn is based on his two-month stay in an area in the northwest of the USA called the Emerald Trian-gle. LD

Compost � ree in 1Galleri Bie & Vadstrup, Sølvgade 26 K, Cph K; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Thu 14:00-17:00,Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vad-strup.comExperience this unique setting of three exhibitions in one as they wind in and out among each other. � emes of land-scape and oil paintings shift throughout the exhibition. LD

has attracted the keen interest of more than 100 international art collectors, and Art Copenhagen is expected to attract a record number of visitors to the com-pact con� nes of Forum.

� is year, as well as the es-tablished galleries displaying the well-known works of Danish artists such as Asger Jorn, Mi-chael Kvium, Martin Bigum, Per Kirkeby and Tal R, Art Copen-hagen has decided to have a spe-cial focus on solo presentations to give a deeper perspective into a particular artist’s works.

Tony Matelli � is American artist Tony Ma-telli’s simultaneously disquieting and humorous sculptures can currently be experienced at ARoS art museum in Aarhus. Matelli is well-known for his lifelike hyper-realistic representations of apes in human situations. In the past ten years, he has moved away from depicting humans to simply portraying varying signs of human existence instead. � e gallery Andréhn-Schiptjenko will be presenting the thought-provoking installation Weeds. � ese expertly crafted weeds will have a menacing presence in the context of Forum’s gallery space.

Jacob HoldtDanish artists also feature prom-inently in the gallery showcases: Photographer and activist Jacob Holdt’s American Pictures from

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Galleri Lars Olsen, Up-landsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.galler-ilarsolsen.comAndreas Poppelier’s artworks lead the viewer to construct their own story. LD

Why are you so odd?Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends Sep 15; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.mikaelandersen.comDepicting strange and dark places, the landscapes in these paintings by Philip Grözinger seem both familiar and unfa-miliar at the same time. LD

I see through youPeter Lav Gallery, Espla-naden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dkSwedish photographer Anna Nordquist Andersson directs her attention to the viewer in this series, which consists of pictures from old issues of Life Magazine re� ecting American society in the 1960s and 70s. LD

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ExhibitionsKirkeby Epiphany

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr; www.glyptoteket.comPer Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. � e col-lection of 25 paintings and sculp-tures will display his ability to blend form, nature and a diverse tapestry of ideas. DS

Prospect PointPeter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dkJulie Boserup’s works can best be described as architectural photo collages, in which new pictures of houses and large buildings have been cut through, turned upside down, edited and then put togeth-er in a di­ erent way. LD

RostAndersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary.dkDaniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered e­ ect. LD

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Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; started Sep 7, ends Oct 6; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. galeriepi.dk� is is a presentation of new paintings and drawings by Adri-an R Perdomo. Perdomo divides his time between Copenhagen and Mexico. His paintings are colorful abstractions of organic shapes. BF

A Clan of BoatsFaurschou Founda-tion, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; started Sep 7, ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00; www.faurschou.com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has been invited to create new versions of his signature gun-powder drawings based on Dan-ish history. � e opening of the exhibition last week marked the opening of the gallery. BF

NarcissusGallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; started Sep 7, ends Oct 17; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www.galleryb15.dkDanish painter Malte Fisker presents new work in this solo exhibition. Fisker’s paintings are muted studies in abstraction. BF

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Louisiana Museum of Mod-ern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; starts Sep 14, ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk� is is a major exhibition pre-senting over 100 examples of art-ists working with self-portraiture in the 20th century. Artists like Picasso, Dalí, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat, and Mapplethorpe among many others, will be in-cluded with examples of this ex-pressive part of art history. BF

Modelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s StudioIMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-pro-jects.comJanus Høm and Martyn Reyn-olds explore the boundaries between artistic and curatorial practice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each. � is exhibition is a result of their � rst collaboration, the 2011 pro-ject Modeling Agency. � is year Toke Lykkeberg has handed over IMO and its artists’ practices to Høm and Reynolds to do what they want with the artwork. LD

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An art attack of the senses 1977 is a legendary work that captured the hardship existing among the American underclass-es in the 1970s. Danish Gallery V1 will be devoting a large part of their stand to his fascinating and insightful imagery.

Gudrun Hasle Gallery Tom Christo­ ersen is exhibiting Gudrun Hasle’s in-tensely personal artwork, rang-ing from embroidery to music, video and paintings. Her naive art style revolves around the feelings of being outside society norms and gives an extraordi-nary insight into the world of a dyslexic.

Ivan AndersenIvan Andersen is a central � gure within the new generation of � gurative artists. His inspiration comes from transforming recog-nisable everyday urban reality into bold and colourful land-scapes. � ese can be witnessed close-up at Bo Bjerggård’s stand.

Eva KochMartin Asbæk gallery will be showing o­ the works of artist Eva Koch. Originally a sculptor, in recent years her video installa-tions have received international acclaim with works such as ‘In the interim’, which was shot in St Peter’s cathedral in Rome and features close-ups of di­ ering fa-cial expressions and glances.

Gallery Night On Saturday evening, after Art Copenhagen’s opening hours, the fair has come up with an exciting new initiative in col-laboration with the art portal Kunsten.nu: Gallery Night. Copenhagen art galleries will be open on Saturday night from 7pm until 10pm to welcome visitors with a taste for an extra serving of contemporary art after

the fair’s closing. Over the three days of the fair, there will also be talks and debates on art collec-tion for those who master the Danish language. See the web-site for further details.

ALTHOUGH this year Art Co-penhagen will have a more inter-national feel, the event still gives a perfect and a­ ordable glimpse into the world of Danish art,

both traditional and contempo-rary.

� e more adventurous among you may be tempted to make a bold move into the un-predictable world of art invest-ment.

Who knows? � e etchings of today’s unknown artist could be tomorrow’s highly collectable objet d’art.

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Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 22, Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.ben-dixenart.dk� is exhibition recalls places somehow related to a frontier between land and sea, which metaphorically represent the separation between nature and mankind. LD

Against New YorkKant Gallery, St Kon-gensgade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Sep 17, open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-15:00; www.gallerikant.dk� ese works by American artist Michelle Grabner show a selec-tion of abstract ‘silver points’ made out of wood. LD

Skrøbeligt fastholdClausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Sep 29, open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskun-sthandel.dk� ere’s a very gentle touch to Elsa Nielsen’s work, which in-cludes watercolours of glass ob-jects and pencil-like drawings of people. LD

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Graham Dolphin: ViewDavid Risley Gallery, Bred-gade 65, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; free adm; www.da-vidrisleygallery.com A new exhibition from artist Graham Dolphin explores the bond we have with musicians and their deaths. Among the art is a collection of graphite sketches of grey skies with loom-ing impersonal transient clouds, which depict the � nal moments of deceased musicians like US country singer Hank Williams. DS

Secret GardenGl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.gl-holtegaard.dkYoung Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de � urah’s baroque gar-den, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

French masterpiecesNy Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends 30 Apr 2013; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com� is array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Mirror MirrorDen Sorte Diamant, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Sep 22; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun closed; www.kb.dkIn photography, video and cloth-ing created by artists Eva Tind and Sidse Carstens and dress designer Kristina Søndergaard, this exhibi-tion celebrates the life of Marilyn Monroe. LD

Danish/International Art after 1900Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Den-mark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish art history in the modern era is restaged to include represen-tation of the international in� u-ence from the US, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

Still here now MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boule-vard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dkA group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. � is exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Skabt af tiden Nationalmuseet, Ny Vester-gade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dkSome 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collec-tion. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæske-torvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.comPer Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Show Me Your Model Danish Architecture Cen-tre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Mon-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 40kr, conces-sions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dkVisit architectural models of di� erent scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and di� erent way. BF

Emily WardillStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dkBritish artist Emily Wardill’s new � lmic work is inspired by the relationship between the brain and the body. BF

François Boucher Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dkThe exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

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Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dkA look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the ro-coco style. BF

Dexter Bang SinisterKunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kun-sthalcharlottenborg.dkInspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of KnowledgeSalon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.gl-strand.dkMorten Steen Hebsgaard’s instal-lation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kinder-garten. BF

Modernisme and GuldalderNivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:00-16:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dkJohannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Matisse: Doubles and VariationsStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk� is exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

New Nordic: Architecture & IdentityLouisiana Museum of Mod-ern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; www.louisi-ana.dk� is exhibition opens a new se-ries focused on architecture, cul-ture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Edward Kienholz: Five Car StudLouisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humle-bæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Con-cessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dkEdward Kienholz’s artwork has a re-bellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

AmorphousGalleri Claus Christensen, Gl. Mønt, Cph K; ends Sep 28, open daily 11:30-17:30; www.galleri-clauschristensen.dk� is exhibition by Anders Brinch consists of new paintings and ce-ramics and a series of mini intaglio. LD

Snapshots and StillsGalleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 15, open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dkFeatures stills taken during the � lming of cinematographer Teit Jørgensen’s movies. LD

Zero PointGalleri Lars Olsen, Up-landsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; Open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com� e works of Jonas Hvid Sønder-gaard focus on the spiritual, philo-sophical and scienti� c questions about the universe and human ex-istence in nature. LD

Sense of FurnitureDenmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tick-ets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk� is exhibition celebrates the cente-nary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

ConversationsNikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kun-sthallennikolaj.dk/enNine international contemporary artists re� ect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing our-selves, across a variety of di� erent mediums. LD

Digesting Europe piece by pieceTraneudstillingen, Gen-tofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahl-manns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.genbib.dk� e focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

De� ected VisionGalleri Naboløs, Valkend-orfsgade 15, Cph K; ends Sep 14; Mon-Fri 10:00-16:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.nabolos.dkPUTPUT, a Danish/Swiss dis-tributor art group, presents con-ceptual photographic works that explore objects and situations associated with everyday life. LD

Un� nished JourneysGammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk� is exhibition focuses on com-munities in relation to the im-pact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

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Galleri Lars Olsen, Up-landsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thur-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilar-solsen.comLindqvist mixes humour with dead seriousness in collages made out of press clippings. LD

It Comes in WavesNils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilsstaerk.dkMatthew Ronay works with materials such as wood, paper mâché and fabric, presenting op-positions such as male-female, life-death, life-darkness and real-ity-unreality. LD

Litmus TestV1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.v1gallery.com� is is a collection of photographs from Ed Templeton’s trip to Rus-sia in 2007 that pick up on the so-cial di� erences of the people and places. LD

Some Boarded Up HousesGalleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.comJoachim Koester presents pho-tos of boarded-up houses from around the US that depict the current economic turmoil. LD

Hito Steyerl: � e KissOvergaden, Institute of Contemporary Art, Over-gaden Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org� e German artist Hito Steyerl uses video, sculpture and archival material to give form to a dramat-ic event that took place in 1993 during the war in Bosnia. LD

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S ummer came, brie� y popping by, and now autumn is ready to slide on in. To help with the transition to scarves, golden

leaves and crisp winds, Vega are serving up a warm dose of smooth soul in the shape of Quadron.

� e two-some are returning home to Copenhagen to let slip fresh tracks from their new album. Previously part of the Boom Clap Bachelors collective, Cocoo Maja Hastrup Karshøj, or just Cocoo O, on vocals and Robin Hannibal, the producer-come-musician, have since lifted things higher and higher.

� eir � rst album was released three years ago in the summer of 2009. � e self-titled record attracted a lot of atten-tion, with several famous faces declaring their love for Quadron’s soulful tunes. So get ready to join the fan-ranks along-side Prince, Adele, Mark Ronson, Jay-Z and Tyler the Creator.

Since moving two years ago to Los Angeles, after Plug Research records gave them an international release, they have been busy working on the second album, which is expected later this year. Sharpening their talent, they’ve also spent time collaborating with the likes of Pharell and Leon Ward, among many others.

Having been frequently played on Danish radio, you’ve probably heard the timeless track ‘Slippin’. It also landed a slot on the soundtrack of the Oscar-nominated movie � e Kids Are All Right, and on the popular Ameri-can TV drama Grey’s Anatomy. � eir cover version of Michael Jackson’s ‘Baby Be Mine’ was also included in the � lm � ink Like A Man.

� eir sound is best de� ned as elec-

tronic soul. Whilst both artists share the in� uence of Erykah Badu, Sade, Lauryn Hill, Mariah Carey and Michael Jack-son, they take full advantage of the mod-ern digital production methods and in-struments available to their generation.

“I’m probably a very aesthetic person when it comes to music,” Hannibal once told Dazed Digital magazine. “I like beautiful compositions and I’m really into � lm scores at the moment, so Ennio Morricone is a big inspiration.”

In an interview with theboombox.com, the duo discussed their partner-ship. “We write and record everything together,” said Cocoo. “Everything we do is a collaboration. � at’s the key word to our work. I’m asking him all the time for ideas for lyrics.”

“� e same with me also,” added Hannibal. “If there’s something I want her opinion on, or I want her ideas on chord progression. Is the tempo right? Or should it be darker? Or brighter? All those things.”

� eir tracks are primarily sung in English, but they also like to mix it up with some of their native language in songs like ‘Herfra hvor vi står’.

Following in the slick steps of Mi-chael Jackson, and fellow Dane Oh Land, they where recently signed to Epic Records.

Support on the night comes from the Late Great Fitzcarraldos, a Copenhagen trio delivering laid-back melodies who can proudly boast an endorsement from fellow countrymen Efterklang.

So what should you expect from the new material and Saturday’s show? From the mouth of Cocoo, at boombox.com: “We wanna have live instruments playing and horns and violins. I think it’s interesting to make something that sounds fresh and modern, but it’s made out of traditional ways. We want to pull on more old-school, original ways.”

Quadron Lille VegaSaturday 21:00; Tickets 190kr www.billetnet.dk

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Nightlifesive impression and inevitably led to him featuring in this year’s Vans Warped Tour. The Nørrebro crowd will go mad for this one, so be sure to turn up early.

What Happens: Alex Tepper Culture Box; Sat 23:00; 80kr;Hailed as one of tech-house’s finest producers of all time, he made his name making stellar remixes of hits by New Order, The Chemical Brothers and Underworld – before touring with the group at a later date. His musical universe touches on jazz, electro, latino and afro-beat, making for a light, ad-dictive style of tech-house that has seen him release records through a range of record labels, including Get Physical, Ovum and Latino Circus. Second up will be the Danish legend and resident-DJ, Tim Andresen, whose releases on Fatboy Slim’s label Southern Fried are fast making him an international name.

master Zanoongas Love PotionBakken; Fri 21:00; free admIt might be hosted by one of the most popular weekend club venues in Kødbyen, but choosing this night will almost certainly lead to a ruined Satur-day. With artsy posters hanging around the cool-spots in town, it’s difficult to not wonder who Master Zanoongas is and what, indeed, his love potion is made of. Led by DJs Bob Love and Romann Andren, the set-list will take a journey through the psychedelic realms of disco-pop into the early hours.

machine Gun KellyRust; Fri 22:00; 120krTaking his name from the noto-rious New York gangster George ‘Machine Gun Kelly’ Barnes, the American rapper has carved a career out of waxing lyrical about social injustices, making sharp literary references about modern living and bolstering his words with neatly produced beats. The release of his bootleg mix-tapes online made a mas- Daniel van Der noon

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Naja RosaAvedøre Bibliotek; 19:00; 70kr The now New York-based artist is the daughter of 1960s psy-chedelic rock band The Savage Rose. Releasing her self-titled debut album a couple of years back – which includes the styl-ish radio-friendly single ‘When the Smoke Clears’ – her likeable material has a peculiarly mag-netising effect. Naja is more daring than glib mainstream pop. Her musical agenda com-bines jazz, blues, gospel and rock elements – along with a distinctive vocal style – into catchy left-field tunes.

The Blue VanLille Vega; 21:00; 190krThe Danish four-piece launched in 2003 with a style of rock music that sits somewhere be-tween ‘60s mod-rock and ‘80s glam-rock, burning with surefire appeal. Their music is ruled by meaty guitar riffs, giving body to their hefty rock sound in a way resonant of The Kinks. With sev-eral big numbers to their name including such hits as ‘Silly Boy’, ‘Independence’ and ‘There Goes My Love’ – which have featured on commercials, sitcoms and MTV – Blue Van remain one of Denmark’s biggest music exports of the last ten years, in spite of having gone a little quiet in re-cent years.

The sound of chicago CPH Jazzhouse; 20:00; 140krNowadays Chicago is rec-ognised as a torchbearer for the avant-garde with a host of schools, organisations and groups building on the city’s strong foundations. Appearing on stage tonight will be a hand-ful of some of the most influ-ential artists leading the jazz movement, including AACM (Advancement of Creative Mu-sicians) alongside the Danish saxophonist Lotte Anker and Japanese-born New Yorker Ikue Mori. Expect to hear a distin-guished variety of boundary-pushing jazz at this wildly ex-perimental concert.

Frank FairfieldGlobal; 21:00; 70krSounding as though he were born in the Appalachians and a friend of the legendary Woody Guthrie, Californian native Frank Fairfield, who is just 26, has a relationship with nostalgic blues like no other living mu-sician today. Hailed by Pitch-fork as “one of America’s best conduits of antiquity”, his fid-dling, hillbilly vocal style and production digs up the riches of a sound from a forgone age. Recognised in the States as one of the finest musicians in the future folk revival, anyone who owns a banjo or Bob Dylan biography really ought to hear this concert.

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YeasayerLille Vega; 20:00; 220krHere’s a gig worth seeing. The creative force behind the sum-mer anthem ‘2080’, Brooklyn’s Yeasayer take listeners on an off-road tour of multiple musical genres, turning pop-rock into a psychedelic journey through Middle Eastern and African music. Following the release of their third studio album this summer, Fragrant World, their odd-ball, experimental sound draws a tangent from the lines laid by psychedelic rock legends Animal Collective.

Of monsters And menStore Vega; 20:00; 220krTaking the name of John Stein-beck’s novel and turning it into something far removed and ir-relevant doesn’t really qualify as quirky. Still, the Icelanders have tapped into that cutesy style of folk-rock, borrowing country melodies from age-old ballads and jazzing them up in a similar fashion to the likes of Mumford & Sons and getting the thumbs-up from NME. Even if they have been hailed as “the new Arcade Fire” by Roll-ing Stone, you can’t help think what’s wrong with the Arcade Fire we have?

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IF YOU missed Ronnie Scott’s in the 1960s in London, or 52nd Street’s string of jazz

clubs in New York City, now all gone – great jazz venues where ice cube glasses tinkled to the riffs of musician superstars – or only heard about these joints from dads or uncles who romanced dames with cigarettes and drinks in hand while superstars like Ger-ry Mulligan unceremoniously but professionally played their most famous tunes, don’t worry. Because this weekend, a similar

atmosphere will prevail at the Copenhagen Harbour Jazz festi-val, where ‘traditional’ jazz will be available at numerous clubs along the water and connectable by wa-ter taxis. Cool idea!

Now in its fifth year, Co-penhagen Harbour Jazz is an offshoot of the Copenhagen Jazz Festival. According to festival organiser Lotte Lander, the idea came about on a cold December night in 2007, where those gath-ered agreed that the annual jazz festival, as it increased in size, had started to distance itself from the spontaneity and proximity that had defined its humble begin-nings in the 1980s. It seems that they may be also responding to the fact that increasingly, world-wide, jazz is limited to concert halls and other venues as it ob-tains specialised status along the lines of classical music, or else is a one-time visiting thing, pro-moted by tours.

“We have succeeded in pre-senting four festivals so far,” fes-tival organiser Lotte Lander told InOut.

“We are not supported by lo-cal authorities. Instead, volunteer helpers, sympathetic sponsors and venues, and enthusiastic mu-

sicians have helped tremendously to make this undertaking a hit – much to the joy of guests and players.”

Lander is particularly excited by the number of young musi-cians making their debuts.

“We have been blessed with many fine musicians over the years, and the festival finds it especially rewarding that up to 40 percent are younger players performing traditional jazz their own way and also mixing with ‘older’ colleagues on stage,” she said. “Hopefully, this will also appeal to the younger segment of the audience.”

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Jazz cruiseNyhavn; Fri 13:30-15:00The Queen of Jazz has been commissioned especially for the festival. Gather at Nyhavns Ankeret (the Nyhavn Anchor) to mount the Queen and join the cruise. Live jazz music will be played throughout the tour around Copenhagen Harbour and adjacent canals, paying vis-its to Holmen and Toldboden, before the entourage returns to Nyhavn. It’s also possible to par-ticipate in the tour.

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Three venues in Cph K: Tan-go Y Vinos, Herluf Trolles Gade 9; Nyhavns Ankeret, Nyhavn; Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 13:30-00:00, Sat 14:00-00:00, Sun 15:00-18:30; tickets: 80kr per event, 160kr per day, 50kr for jazz cruise, mail@lotte-lander.dk, 2681 6903; www.harbourjazz.dk

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Vektor #11KB18, Kødbyen, Cph V; Fri 23:30-late; 50krDon’t miss this set by Anthony Shake Shakir, the American techno producer, best known for his contributions to De-troit techno. Also known as Se-quence 10, his appearances are a rarity in Europe. EBD

French Harpsichord Festival Various venues; ends 29 Sep; tickets: 120kr; seats are lim-ited so book early, www.bil-leto.dk; www.renaissance-musik.dk/cembalofestival� is concert series covers the pe-riod from early baroque to the French Revolution. EB

Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:30-10:00; no adm, register in advance: www.parkrun.org � e summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 me-tres at the start. EK

Show Me Your Model guided tour in EnglishDanish Architecture Centre; ends Oct 21, Sun 14:00-15:00; free with admission to cen-tre; www.dac.dkListen to the stories behind the exhibition Show Me Your Model on a Sunday tour with one of Danish Architecture Centre’s skilled guides. SM

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CoBrA art: abstract and experimentalTHE 1950s was filled with dreams of the good life and the welfare state, but at the same time there was a constant awareness of the Cold War lurking and nuclear threats. In the shadow of the Cold War, an experi-mental art movement called CoBrA was established.

The international art movement CoBrA (the name is a composition of the first letters in Copenhagen, Brus-sels and Amsterdam) was an artist collective of painters and poets that formed between 1948 and 1951. The artists were from Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands, and among the initiators was Danish painter As-ger Jorn. CoBrA experimented with spontaneous abstract art, but also had a political and social agenda. Here Kulturklik guides you to where you can experience CoBrA art in September.

International 1950s artSophienholm; ends Thu (Sep 20) At Sophienholm you can experience a private collection of 1950s art. The collection represents an important period in the development of mod-ern art and displays 130 paintings and sculptures. It belonged to Profes-sor Erik Andreasen, until he in 1982 donated the works of art to the Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. The exhibition shows constructive and abstract art from the 1950s, including work by CoBrA, Carl Henning Pedersen and Henry Heerup.

CoBrA - Art without BordersHeerup Museum; Thu (Sep 20) 17:00-19:00Heerup Museum, which houses works by Henry Heerup, one of CoBrA’s most in-novative artists, is the ideal setting for the lecture ‘CoBrA – Art without Borders’. Presented by museum director Hanne Lundgren Nielsen, in association with Carl Henning Pedersen and Else Alfelts Mu-seum, there will be a chance to discuss the signi� cance of the group’s collective work and the in� uence it has on artists today.

Morbid phenomena – Asger JornNational Gallery; Wed (Sep 19) 18:00Another prominent artist from the Co-BrA movement is Asger Jorn, and in the lecture ‘Morbid phenomena – Asger Jorn’, PhD student Helle Anita Brøns talks about Jorn’s views on the 1950s political situation and social development. He commented on these issues in his art in several ways, and his paintings bear experience of the Second World War, but was also marked by the fear of a future nuclear war. Jorn’s ex-pressions range from a fear of the Cold War to an ironic distortion of consumption.

� e seeds of rebellionNational Gallery of Art; Sep 22 & 23, 12:00-13:00 Go on a guided tour in which the National Gallery of Art focuses on the Danish post-war painters who were pioneers of the 1960s and 1970s political provocation-art. � ey used abstract form experiments, while their engagement in the world in� uenced their art. � e tour follows the thread from one of the CoBrA movement’s founders, Asger Jorn, to provocateur Bjørn Nørgaard.

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Celebrity � ea marketIn the yard next to Weekday, Vestergade 27, Cph K; Sat 12:00-17:00; free admPrance home in a pair of shoes worn by Danish R&B singer Szhirly, who is among a num-ber of fashionable, semi-famous women selling their fancy clothes at this � ea market in the centre of Copenhagen. To entice you even more, there are free treats being provided by delicious chocolate pusher Summerbird for the � rst 300 guests. RKM

Inside the bunkerVestvolden, near Artellerimagasinet; open 11:00-16:00; free adm; www.befaestningen.dk Learn about Danish military history in the Ejby Bunker, which has just opened for the very � rst time. Play the thrilling game ‘Cold War Spy’ and much, much more. All for free! MAR

Genteel � ea marketFrederiksberg Råd-hus, Frederiksberg Bredegade, Fred-eriksberg; Sat 09:00-15:00; If your idea of a � ea market includes an elderly lady selling royal porcelain � gurines, an-tique jewellery and silverware, then this Frederiksberg � ea market is your place. And the prices are quite reasonable as well. MAR

Endless Gratitude Music House Cph, Refshalevej 203A, Cph K; Thu (Sep 20) 17:00-02:00, Fri Sep 21, 16:00-05:00, Sat Sep 22, 13:00-05:00; tickets 80-200kr, www.bilet-to.dk; www.foeg.dkDig into the vibrant under-ground art scene and have a chat with the artists after the show! � e Festival of Endless Gratitude is for the fourth time inviting anyone with a cultural appetite to share their ideas on a wide range of experimental art. Held at Music House CPH, which was previously used as a clubhouse for the workers of the defunct shipyard B&W, this year’s festival o� ers an in-tense musical experience at an intimate setting. � e versatile programme includes a concert by Jean-Hervé Péron (on Satur-day), the founding member and bass player of legendary German krautrock band Faust. RKM

Jazz CruiseNyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dkDiscover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Doc Houlinds All Stars.

L’art de toucher le Clavecin French Embassy, Kongens Nytorv 4, Cph K; Wed Sep 18, 18:00; tickets: 120kr, www.bil-letto.dk; www.renaissance-musik.dk/cembalofestival � e French Embassy invites you to enjoy one of the events of the French Harpsichord Festival. Enjoy the soft atmosphere creat-ed by Aline Zylberajch-Gester, a professor at the Strasbourg Con-servatory, who will perform a selection from a French musical repertoire composed between the 15th and 16th centuries. MAR

Beethoven/Ravel/DebussyEmil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; Thu (Sep 13) & Fri 19:30; tickets: 150-530kr; www.dr.dk/Koncer-thusetLet yourselves be overcome by the charisma of the chief con-ductor Rafael Frühbeck de Bur-gos and by the talent of the DR Symphony Orchestra, who will perform two immortal mas-terpieces from French classical music: Debussy’s La mer and Ravel’s Boléro. And then the playful grace of the ocean and the immortal grandeur of the slow-tempo will lead you to the explosive Beethoven’s Sympho-ny No.2. MAR

NEWYear of the DragonHovedbiblioteket, Krystalgade 2, Cph K; Sat 09:15-14:00; www.bibliotek.kk.dkCopenhagen is celebrating the Chinese year of the dragon with a day of culture, including lit-erature, dance and tai chi. It includes activities for all ages. MAR

Detour Urban Dance FestivalDansehallerene, Pasteursvej 14, Cph K; ends Sun, evening shows start at variuos times; Tickets: Adults 130kr, con-cessions 60kr; www.danse-hallerne.dk Check out the Detour Urban Dance Festival this weekend where there’s fun for all the family. Your kids will love the Børnebreak Workshop, where b-boys Tunde and Mik will in-troduce all the newest moves, your teenagers will dig two non-stop hours of professional danc-ers launching their best moves at the Dance Battle on Sunday, while you can attend lectures and master-classes, and even try the Parkour Getdown work-shop. DS

Free jazzCharlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and � ursday!

EventsSouthern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the in-telligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he per-sonally writes every one and it shows. � e winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as to-kens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH

Architecture walk at the harbourSøren Kierkegaards Plads, Cph K; Sun 11:00-12:30, also Sep 30; ticket: 75kr, buy on-line or at event; www.dac.dkWalk through Kalvebod Brygge, and admire the urban plazas and impressive buildings, and learn about future projects. SM

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlot-tenlund; Sat 11:30; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Ghost tourNytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at booking@ghost-tour.dkCome see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see an-cient buildings in a new light. SM

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Buster Film FestivalVarious locations; ends 23 Sep, 15kr per film; www.buster.dkTell your kids to forget all about Cannes, Tribeca or Toronto, be-cause the most exciting lm fes-tival for children is once again coming to Copenhagen. Buster Film Festival, which started on � ursday (13 September) is screening over 120 lms from around the world, including fea-ture lms, shorts and documen-taries – all for young audiences. Although those lms with an under 10 rating will be dubbed to Danish, all movies with a 13+ rating will be in their original lan-guage with English subtitles. 17 Girls (14)Palads; Fri 10:00, Mon 12:15; Tue 12:15� is French drama follows a group of teenage girls who make the choice to get pregnant at the same time. Based on a true story, directors Delphine and Mu-riel Coulin chronicle how a little town in northern France copes with having 17 pregnant teenag-ers on their hands. Bully (14)Palads; Fri 12:30Grand Teatret; Tue 10:15Lee Hirsch’s critically acclaimed 2011 documentary chronicles the ever-growing problem of bul-lying within American schools. Following both the bullies and their victims, the lm sheds light on how detrimental bullying is. LL

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Edges of the Universe & Coraline Reefs in CPHTycho Brahe Plan-etarium, Gammel Kon-gevej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 14; tickets: over-12s 139kr, under-12s 89kr; www.plan-etariet.dk/forestillingerTravel through the dark cosmos and discover its mysteries, then jump in the deep blue water and dive among vibrant coloured shes and plants. You will discover the amazing but fragile balance of these landscapes in these two amazing 3D lms. MAR

Water – a world of adventuresExperimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:30-21:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, stu-dents 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk� is water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to ght the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. � is is an event for the entire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

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Enjoying the craic at the Gaelic football

VAST HORDES are amassing at the borders. Across the plains of Europe they stand ready to descend upon the ancient city of København. Great warriors shall step forth to battle for the crown; the taste of glory, mud, honour and blood keeps them marching forwards. Banners will � y and heroes will fall. Just be at the park for an 08:30am registration.

� e sporting combatants referred to are actually more modern than sug-gested. Riding airplanes, adorning lycra armour and taking part in the 2012 Pan-European Gaelic Football Tournament.

� e event will draw 23 teams from countries like France, the Netherlands, Sweden and even the distant, some say mythical, isle of Jersey.

“We’re con dent we’ll get a � ying start in the rst tournament,” said Sean Coogan, who plays for the Copenhagen GAA club and is one of the event organ-isers.

“But we are hoping for as much sup-port as possible as we’ll be facing some of the best teams in Europe,” added Coo-gan.

It’s free to watch and the club are keen to welcome the expat community so they can show them what it’s all about.

Despite your prejudices and assump-tions, the sport does have rules. On a rectangular grass pitch, teams of 15 run and pass a round ball, slightly heavier than a standard football. However, you can’t run more than three steps with the ball. Players instead bounce the ball on the ground or show-o  by dropping it

on their foot and kick it back into their hands. Legend has it the referees are only chosen for their ability to count up to four.

A goal scored under an H-shaped goal, similar to rugby posts, is worth three points or over the crossbar for one point.

� e game gets physical as a healthy level of competitive shoulder-to-shoul-der contact is permitted.

� e teams are not swollen by the ranks of Irishmen as you may expect. � e sport’s popularity has spread to other na-tionalities. � e ladies Copenhagen team, for instance, primarily consists of Dan-ish women – their only Irish belle joined just recently. Around 300 players are ex-pected to participate, giving the event a continental atmosphere.

� e tournament on Saturday is one of three. Next month they will all compete in Vienna and then travel to Maastricht in November. � e team that does the best over the three legs will be crowned champions of Europe.

� e games are split across three categories – Championship, Shield and Women’s – and last ten minutes a half. � e semi- nals and nals are both 15 minutes each way.

When the light begins to fade and the injured are cared for, the brothers and sisters shall join for a feast, telling tales and reciting songs. Much merri-ment shall then � ow as the Irish taverns that prop up the city open their mighty doors.

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� e teams will be hoping to leave their mark on the aptly-named Kløvermarken

THERE ARE few things that Co-penhagen lacks, but once the autumn starts, there is one particular thing that Denmark’s capital is especially rich in, and that’s rain! My feelings towards this phenomenon have always been pretty much the same: I hate it! However, when I see people on the street looking sharp despite the down-pour, my feelings towards them are mixed, inclining either towards envy or admiration. In this edition, I will try to solve the mystery of a perfect dress-code for the rainy season with a few basics that any modern man’s closet should have.

Clark’s Magasin first floor, Kongens Ny-torv 13, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 10:00-19:00, Fri 10:00-20:00 & Sat 10:00-19:00; www.magasin.dk � e outlet has a new collection of stylish black leather boots, complete with tweed side paddings. For around 1,200kr, they’re very modern and very in this year, and they are bound to lighten up the otherwise classical dress code by adding the needed twist to make it more original.

Bruun & Stengade Debenhams, Magasin first floor Between 200-800kr, Debenhams of-fers a wide range of classy timeless shirts. I found a perfect one for me for just 400kr at Bruun & Stengade. Long-sleeved, elegant and with a satin-black fabric, it balances the top of the jeans perfectly with the black leather boots from Clark’s.

Burberry Troelstrup, Vester Voldgade 5, Cph K; Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00 & Sat 10:00-15:00; www.troelstrup.comIn case your wardrobe is still missing it, this is the season to step up and buy the famous Burberry trench-coat which has been making rainy seasons more styl-ish for more than a century now. � e classic beige is put to good use in this context: the ensemble of black and grey variations will be perfectly lit! Although it costs 4,500kr, it is a long-term invest-ment because this piece never gets old, it just gets better.

Jasper Conran Magasin first floor� e most important all-rounder for any rainy season is the almighty pair of jeans, and you can’t go wrong choosing an own brand pair made by Deben-hams’ English designer Jasper Conran. � is year has been too colourful for my conservative tastes, so if you’ve enjoyed a summer lled with orange t-shirts and aqua blue shorts, you might want to consider a pair of graphite raw denim jeans with a straight-cut. � ey will t well with most things in your closet and be perfect for moody weather, at around 400kr.

Be stylish in the rain like Gene Kelly

Kæmpe book market Strøget, Cph K; ends Sun, open Mon-Sat 09:00-19:00, Sun 12:00-18:00Hundreds of good quality books with lots of di  erent kinds of subjects and genres are being sold at this huge book market. � e price decreases every day à la Dutch auction principle. LD

Circus DannebrogFisketorvet, Cph K; ends Sun; tickets 150-280kr� e circus presents its ‘Amazing Africa’ show. With acrobats, jug-glers, dancers, and performing elephants, zebras and camels, there’s plenty for the whole fam-ily to enjoy. DS

National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1800s.

Crime ToursNytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@gmail.com,3117 7727Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ

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Circus FantasticaFolketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph K; Starts Thu (Sep 13), ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 19:30, Sat 17:00; Tickets: from 110kr; 3312 1845;www.folketeatret.dk� is spectacular theatre concert is about a bunch of circus perform-ers stranded in an amusement park during the winter break. What tricks will they perform to keep their spirit alive? EB

Life and DeathStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 31, open Tue-Sun 10:00–17:00, Wed 10:00–20:00; free adm; www.smk.dk� is exhibition has been designed to give children a framework in which to talk about life and death. By using art as a tool to approach the subject, kids can form their own opinions on the topic. Ages 6-12. EM

CapoeiraCapoeiraskolen Sen-zala, CT Barfoedsvej 5, Frederiksberg; Thu 16:00-16:45; 450kr per month; 2048 4049; steen@senzala.dk; www.senzala.dkLearn the Brazilian martial art, ca-poeira, with your children. Classes are for adults and their kids aged between 2 and 4 years. � e school, which is the biggest capoeira school in Scandinavia, also has classes for older children and adults. EB

� e New Tower Playground: TårnlegepladsenFælledparken, Frederiks den V’s vej 4, Cph Ø; visitcopen-hagen.com, search for ‘Play-ground with towers’� is newly-opened and very original playground incor-porates ve of Copenhagen’s iconic towers in miniature: Vor Frelsers Kirke, Rådhustårnet, Rundetaarn, Marmorkirken and Børstårnet. You can play inter-active electronic tag, solve puz-zles, and speak like a politician through pipes in the town hall tower. SM

Victorian HomeFrederiksholms kanal, Ny Vestergade, Cph K; Sat 14:00-15:00; tickets: adults 50kr, under-18s free Take a trip back in time to visit merchant Rudolph Christens-en’s apartment, where he lived from 1890 until 1914.

Nature bike tripGalgebakkens bebo-erhus, Torv 2-12, Al-bertslund; Sun 11:00; free adm; www.agendacent-er.dkSaddle up with your kids and dis-cover the taste of fruits, berries and walnuts on a 4km bike trip. Scav-enger extraordinaire Signe Landon will lead you to the right trees and bushes. Don’t miss it! MAR

Feeding Time at the ZooCopenhagen Zoo, Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; daily feed-ings: seals 10:30 and 14:30 (14:00 on Fri), sea lions 11:00 and 15:00 (14:15 on Fri), carnivores 13:00, chimpanzees 15:30 (15:45 on Fri); ticket: adults 140kr, kids age 3-11 80kr; www.zoo.dkWatch your favourite animals eat breakfast and lunch: seals and sea li-ons will be munching on sh, while carnivores chomp on raw meat and chimpanzees chew on fruit and maybe some meat. SM

Story time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www.booksandcompany.dkEvery Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and nger plays. She entertains, in-spires and captivates kids’ imagina-tions, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

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leased in its entirety on � ursday – will

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the budget de� cit has increased. But

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mained a mystery.

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Families: VK limited the state’s

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for new immigrants. � ose programmes

have now been eliminated and going

forward all residents in need of state

support will receive the same welfare

bene� ts. Higher education and research:

Universities will get an extra one billion

kroner over two years to cover costs as-

sociated with a predicted increase in

the number of students. Moreover, stu-

dents will no longer pay administrative

fees, and prospective Master’s students

will have prerequisite course tuitions

paid. � e government will also fund

1,500 more state-supported internship

positions.Infrastructure and job creation:

Some 17.5 billion kroner will be in-

vested over two years in infrastructure

projects, such as a new rail line between

Copenhagen and Ringsted, a project to

widen the Holbæk motorway, erosion

protection e� orts along Jutland’s west

coast, and renovations to public hous-

ing. Prime minister Helle � orning-

Schmidt has said that these ‘kickstart’

projects will create 20,000 new jobs

from 2012-2013. � e Danish Construc-

tion Association predicts 10,000.

Tax break: � e unpopular ‘mul-

timedia tax’ introduced by VK will be

abolished, saving some 525,000 Danes

with business laptops and mobile

phones 3,000 kroner per year.

Not everyone, however, can look for-

ward to a cash infusion. Smokers and junk

food lovers will be taxed higher on their

vices, while international corporations

will also see higher tax bills. SRSF plans

to raise revenue by closing a number of

tax loopholes going back nearly 20 years

that allowed international corporations

in Denmark to escape paying corporate

taxes (see more on page 15).

All told, the spending increases in the

new budget are not as big as the minister

of the economy and interior, Margrethe

Vestager (R), would like. She noted that

VK under-reported the de� cit for 2012,

making it imprudent to spend more. But

Denmark will still meet the EU’s � nan-

cial responsibility benchmarks, despite

the larger de� cit, she added.

A new budget to ‘kickstart’ the economy

SRSF’s � rst budget will spend 17.5 billion

kroner on infrastructure and abolish

previous taxes and restrictions

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Restaurants

Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk � ere are only two � ai restau-rants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you’ll � nd in the heart of Nørre-bro. And it’s well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR

Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www.reinwalds.dkServing lunch and dinner, a direc-tor’s script-length of choices con-fronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

1. th.Herluf Gade 9, Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; 1,250kr per person; www.1th.dk1. th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away be-hind a hard-to-� nd door on the � rst � oor to the right of a typi-cal Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what ap-pears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. � e monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terri� c food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS

Cap HornNyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; start-ers from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special eventsNyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge –what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abun-dance. Its simple menu boasts a � ne selection of organic, home-made Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal in� uence. � ere were two highlights: the veal, pump-kin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing tru� e sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

BioMioHalmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; start-ers 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dkLocated in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being preten-tious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH

SushiTreat FoxJarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030� e SushiTreat restaurant at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, o� ers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Oysters & GrillSjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dkOysters & Grill is not rocket sci-ence, yet it gives diners in Co-penhagen access to fresh and de-licious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, � sh and meats, which are pre-pared simply and � avourfully. NA

� ai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the � ai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. � e utterly unpretentious yet stylish � ai Flavours has a hospi-table and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG

Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (din-ner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www.sagaqueen.dk� e city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen o� ers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satis� ed stomachs. JC

Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriede-gas.dk for more info If you like macaroons, this is the place to get them. � e bras-serie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chi-nese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, in-corporating � ai, Chinese and Vietnamese bu� ets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and tra-ditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dim Sums – particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfect-ly � u� y. AK

Gold PragGothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; Sun-Mon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dkGold Prag has a distinct Austri-an, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. � e main courses are sub-stantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new pota-toes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. � ere are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many di� erent servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is el-egantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC

Restaurant DalamanVodroffsvej 15, Frederiks-berg C; Open daily 16:00-24:00; 3322 1231; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dkTurkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

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� e Irish RoverStrøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dkYou won’t � nd a more child-friendly pub. From the � sh and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoy-ing the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always wel-come. � ere’s live music � ursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub ca-ters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk� e menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring in-spired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK

Charlie’sPilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dkServing up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to conti-nental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Co-penhagen to sip the night away. EM

Kennedy’s Irish BarGammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big di� erence. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally de-void of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish mu-sic sessions which are rapidly gain-ing in popularity. BH

Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & PubNikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dkA friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, � sh and chips etc). � e � rst Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occa-sion to let the blighters run riot. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 � is Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW

� e DublinerAmagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-lateIt’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can � nd peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the � rst � oor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH

� e Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-SatFriendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fort-nightly quiz. BH

� e Old English PubVesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

TYPICALLY, Mexican food tends to be portrayed as cheesy and greasy – delicious, but fairly heavy.

I’ve found that when actu-ally travelling in Mexico, the food is a lot lighter and seems to incorporate far more seafood than I have seen in American versions of the cuisine. Mango salsa is also something I expe-rienced while in Mexico and basically cannot get enough of. It pairs extremely well with � sh, which is why I have included it here.

Incidentally, this is an American recipe for � sh tacos (I believe the beer batter gives it away! Deep frying, anyone?). But if you’re interested in giv-

Fish Tacos with Mango Salsa (FEEDS SIX)

TACO:4 tbsp vegetable oil 1 kilo cod fillets, cut into 50-100g portions1 pack of corn tortillas3 tomatoes, chopped½ medium head of iceberg let-tuce, finely shreddedMANGO SALSA:2 avocados, peeled, pitted, diced1 lime, juiced (2-3 tbsp)1 mango, peeled, seeded, diced1 small red onion, chopped1 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped1 habanero pepper, seeded and chopped (optional)salt to tasteBEER BATTER:240ml all-purpose flour2 tbsp cornstarch1 tsp baking powder½ tsp salt1 egg240ml beer

FOR THE Mango salsa, mix avocado with the lime juice. Add mango, onion, cilantro, salt, and optionally, the habanero pepper.

For the beer batter, combine flour, cornstarch, baking powder, and salt. Blend egg and beer, and then stir into the flour mixture (don’t worry about a few lumps).

For the fish tacos, pre-heat oven to 200 degrees. If you’re foregoing the beer batter, heat pan to medium heat. Add half of the vegetable oil and pan-fry for 2 to 3 minutes per side.

With batter, heat oil to 190 degrees in a deep-fryer. Dust fish with flour. Dip into beer batter and fry until crisp and golden brown. Drain on paper towels.

Lightly heat the tortillas in the preheated oven for 5-10 min-utes. To serve, place cooked fish in the tortilla and top with some salsa, tomatoes, lettuce, and white sauce.

BY ELIZABETH DELLAPENNAFOOD BLOG

ing it a more authentic feel, I suggest going the healthier and lighter route by removing the beer batter from the recipe and simply sautéing the � sh. You’ll taste the � sh more and it makes for a more delicious meal, in my opinion.

However, I do enjoy a little deep-frying myself every now and then; it’s worth a go. You’ll also get more bang for your buck and stretch the � sh a little fur-ther if you bread it. So I have in-cluded the option for both.

And � nally, I’m not that into spicy, which is why the peppers are optional. I also don’t enjoy cilantro and so I use celery leaves instead; the � avour is still fresh, but not ‘soapy’ like cilantro.

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RESTAURANT CASSIOPEIA is an elegant and picturesque eatery located in the Tycho Brahe Planetarium in Copen-hagen. Known to every resident and vis-ited by signi� cant numbers of tourists, the planetarium is the only one of its kind in the city located near the city centre at the start of swanky Gammel Kongevej. Cas-siopeia, a Nordic/Danish restaurant situ-ated in the planetarium, was founded in November 1998 by experienced restaura-teur Erik Jørgensen, and after almost 14 years, it is now a strongly established con-tender in the city’s dining scene.

Cassiopeia is fundamentally a Dan-ish restaurant that serves traditional dishes with a modern twist. But accord-ing to Jørgensen, the kitchen also prepares Nordic Scandinavian dishes, all prepared with seasonal ingredients and certain specialities from the region. Like other restaurants of the same stature, Cassio-peia changes the menu four times a year, and this means that the meat is always in plentiful supply and seafood always at its freshest. Cassiopeia serves both lunch and dinner menus. � e lunch menu consists of Danish specialities like the plaice � llet, ‘Stjerneskud’ (shooting star), two types of herring served with onions and capers, and light Nordic tapas dishes including Salmon tartar on crouton, Skagen toast with caviar, Toasted bread touched with corn� ower cheese etc. Also included in the lunch menu is a selection of salads and sandwiches.

For dinner, the diners are o� ered a variety of meat and seafood dishes. From the menu, the three-course theatre menu is very popular among the guests. � e theatre menu starts with a Salmon tartar with smoked halibut, lemon-marinated tiger prawns, crispy crouton and chive oil, followed by Tender roast � llet of beef with pickled mushrooms, tarragon glazed beet-root, rissolé pommes and creamy gravy for the main course. Now if you are a Dane, you are likely to be taken back to memo-ries of family dinners at home, as your tastebuds are reintroduced to traditional � avours. � e dessert for this menu is usu-ally a serving of Lemon citrus panna cotta. But since the Copenhagen Cooking week was on when we were at the restaurant, the dessert served with this course was Strawberry tri� e with almond crumble, vanilla crème and strawberry parfait.

While my dining partner enjoyed the aforementioned option, I chose the sea-food menu prepared and served speci� -cally during the cooking week. � e starter of Cod carpaccio with blood lettuce, rye

bread croutons and lemon dressing was a refreshing introduction to Danish in-gredients and � avours. Stepping up, the main course arrived: Fried gar� sh, with a dash of pureed carrot, corn saute, chan-terelles with roasted potatoes and wild garlic oil. And for dessert – and it was the perfect ending – was a delicious Danish summer dessert of Rosehip parfait � oat-ing in rosehip topped with a few bits of rusk. Complementing these courses were glasses of Pether Lehmann Chardonnay 2011, Chenin Blanc 2011 from Loire and Grenache de la Chevaliere 2009. To

add to the fruitiness of the � nal courses were wonderful glasses of Moscato de Asti 2010.

� e food is not the only ingredient that ticks the ‘� ne dining’ box. � ere are not many other restaurants in Copenha-gen that can boast a sunset view of the lake from the terrace, a convenient loca-tion in the centre of the city and, above all, the astronomical setting of a planetari-um. Guests at Cassiopeia include families looking for a hearty meal after a day at the planetarium, corporate clients and couples looking for a romantic meal in a romantic

If this Cassiopeia is vain, then it is with good reason

setting. It is also frequented by many who just want to have a drink by the lake while enjoying the views across the city or the special sun, earth and moon fountains in the St Jørgen lake.

But do not be discouraged by the plush settings or the expensive post code, as Cassiopeia believes in serving good food for a reasonable price. � ere’s no-where else in town where you could spend such a pleasant evening in such an astro-nomical setting.

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the new Socialdemokraterne-Radikale-

Socialistisk Folkeparti (SRSF) coalition

appear to be giving it a shot.

Many of the elements of the new

budget – which is expected to be re-

leased in its entirety on � ursday – will

increase state spending at a time when

the budget de� cit has increased. But

where the money would come from re-

mained a mystery.A number of the new budget items

reinstate spending cuts made by the pre-

vious Venstre-Konservative (VK) govern-

ment. Here are a few of the major points:

Families: VK limited the state’s

monthly child support handouts (bør-

necheck) to 35,000 kroner per fam-

ily. � at limit has now been abolished,

meaning that many families will get

larger child bene� ts. � e government

will also pay for fertility treatments and

voluntary sterilisations.Welfare: VK and Dansk Folkeparti

(DF) introduced specialised welfare pro-

grammes that reduced the cash bene� ts

for new immigrants. � ose programmes

have now been eliminated and going

forward all residents in need of state

support will receive the same welfare

bene� ts. Higher education and research:

Universities will get an extra one billion

kroner over two years to cover costs as-

sociated with a predicted increase in

the number of students. Moreover, stu-

dents will no longer pay administrative

fees, and prospective Master’s students

will have prerequisite course tuitions

paid. � e government will also fund

1,500 more state-supported internship

positions.Infrastructure and job creation:

Some 17.5 billion kroner will be in-

vested over two years in infrastructure

projects, such as a new rail line between

Copenhagen and Ringsted, a project to

widen the Holbæk motorway, erosion

protection e� orts along Jutland’s west

coast, and renovations to public hous-

ing. Prime minister Helle � orning-

Schmidt has said that these ‘kickstart’

projects will create 20,000 new jobs

from 2012-2013. � e Danish Construc-

tion Association predicts 10,000.

Tax break: � e unpopular ‘mul-

timedia tax’ introduced by VK will be

abolished, saving some 525,000 Danes

with business laptops and mobile

phones 3,000 kroner per year.

Not everyone, however, can look for-

ward to a cash infusion. Smokers and junk

food lovers will be taxed higher on their

vices, while international corporations

will also see higher tax bills. SRSF plans

to raise revenue by closing a number of

tax loopholes going back nearly 20 years

that allowed international corporations

in Denmark to escape paying corporate

taxes (see more on page 15).

All told, the spending increases in the

new budget are not as big as the minister

of the economy and interior, Margrethe

Vestager (R), would like. She noted that

VK under-reported the de� cit for 2012,

making it imprudent to spend more. But

Denmark will still meet the EU’s � nan-

cial responsibility benchmarks, despite

the larger de� cit, she added.

A new budget to ‘kickstart’ the economy

SRSF’s � rst budget will spend 17.5 billion

kroner on infrastructure and abolish

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Average for Anderson: reach for the moon again, Wes

W RITER-DIRECTOR Wes Anderson (Royal Tenembaums, The Life Aquatic) has one of the most distinct voices

working in cinema today. Most of that is down to a unique visual style that he introduced with his debut Bottle Rocket and its follow up Rush-more, and which he has been careful-ly cultivating ever since. The overall impression is quirky and playful, yet heavily ordered. His aesthetic is often filtered through an autumnal palette of ‘70s kitsch, so that regard-less of the time period, something of that era flavours everything from costume to camera. This is true even of his foray into stop-motion anima-tion, The Fantastic Mr Fox, which despite appearances was, with its familial dysfunctions and retro aes-thetic, still very much a Wes Ander-son film.

Anderson regular, Bill Murray, an unwitting love rival to Bruce Wil-lis’s lonely washed-up cop whose ship with Murray’s missis (the ever reliable Frances McDormand) has long since set. Set on a small New England island in the ‘60s, word comes from a nearby scout camp that a young orphan teenager, Sam (Gilman), has gone AWOL. Further-more, on notifying Sam’s foster-par-ents of the boy’s disappearance, the scout master (played with rapturous aplomb by Ed Norton in his most memorable role in years) is told that young Sam would not be welcome

should he return home to them and that the authorities should seek new accommodation for the boy via so-cial services. At the same time, we learn the bishops’ daughter, Suzy, has run away from home. It soon be-comes clear that the pair have eloped together. With most of the island on their trail, the teenage couple trek deeper into the wilderness, unaware that a storm of historical propor-tions is approaching ...

Oddly for a comedy, there are very few outright laughs. That’s the way with Anderson: the short bursts of concise rapid fire dialogue are

designed to provoke not so much belly laughs, but rather a succes-sion of knowing smiles. It’s a kind of quirky conservatism − Undeniably effective, the audience wears per-petual grins and fixed half-smiles, forever perched on the precipice of laughter. In the absence of dialogue, there’s always the beautiful design and the carefully composed single point perspectives to marvel at. The cast is uniformly brilliant − Murray and McDormand are trusted hands, while Swinton, Willis and Norton make the best of their screen time. However, it’s newcomers Gilman

and Hayward who lend the produc-tion genuine charm and some emo-tional depth.

Although undoubtedly confirm-ing Anderson as a meticulous mas-ter craftsman once again, Moonrise Kingdom starts to raise questions about the substance of his cinema. Mid-way, the film runs out of steam, although it picks up pace again for the final stretch. It’s fashionable entertainment for sure and will no doubt please Anderson’s consider-able fan-base, but under all the bells and whistles, is it just another com-ing of age, feel-good romcom − even

a faintly insincere one at that? It’s doubtful that the structure could hold up without Anderson’s unique presentation. Anderson’s eccentric brand of artifice is like Marmite and as such, the question of its worth can only be a subjective one. His stylistic idiosyncrasies are central to his appeal and his cinema wouldn’t exist without them. After his stop-motion outing, this is again famil-iar territory for Anderson, and I for one, while glad that his unique voice is out there, would like to see some-thing truly surprising emerge from his cinematic stable next time.

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Premieres September 13

Playing nationwide

“So I can leave my hat on?” Sam and Suzy plan their wedding night with the help of Kama Sutra for Kids

THE FILM Bachelorette is a caustic comedy that never completely achieves what

it sets out to do (which, in and of itself, is not entirely clear), much like the women we watch running around on screen.

Bachelorette is written and directed by Leslye Headland, adapting her play into a bawdy,

crude and ridiculous story. � ree bridesmaids, friends of the bride from high school, show up for the wedding week-end. Regan (Dunst) is the weary maid of honour, Gena (Caplan) is a worn-out party girl, and Katie (Fisher) is a ditzy party girl.

While mocking the fat bride-to-be, the women acci-dentally rip her wedding gown and spend the rest of the night trying to � x the dress, amongst other adventures.

Rebel Wilson is woefully underused as Becky the bride, even though she’s a comedic goldmine − most of the � lm’s laughs come from her. Always appearing in minor roles, Wil-

son continually delivers hilarity and it’s time someone cast her in a bigger role.

However, it doesn’t entirely make sense why these women were ever friends or how they came together in the � rst place. � at being said, the script has potential − if only for how real the characters feel. � ere are women (and men) who feel dis-appointed with life, feeling that they’ve followed all of the rules of life, yet didn’t get what they deserved (while someone else did).

While there are moments of comedy in Bachelorette, it’s truly a drama and should have pro-ceeded as such. By attempting to explore such serious issues

as light-hearted, Bachelorette is sometimes witty and insightful − and oftentimes a bit depress-ing.

Despite occasionally touch-ing on some harsh truths about life, the ending to the � lm comes about predictably. It feels like a bigger shame in a � lm like this one: so close to being some-thing truly di� erent, and yet Headland felt the need to wrap it up at the end in such a cli-chéd manner. Contrasting these moments serve to emphasise the unrealistic plot and gives cheesy closure, trying to emulate so many romantic comedies before it, instead of giving us some-thing new.

Bachelorette

Dir: Leslye Headland; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson

Premieres September 13Playing nationwide

Gloomy, like the hen night for Festen

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PALADSAxeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 121121 Jump Street (11)19:00Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2D (15)19:00The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11)18:30-20:45Bachelorette (3)12:15-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:20The Bourne Legacy (15)10:00-12:45-15:40-18:30-21:30Brave 3D (7)12:15-14:30-16:40-18:45-21:00The Dark Knight Rises (11)12:00-15:20-19:30-21:10The Dictator (11)18:40-21:20The Expendables 2 (15)10:00-14:15-16:30-18:50-21:30Magic Mike (15)11:30-13:50-16:20-19:00-21:20Men in Black III 2D (11)21:20Prometheus 2D (15)21:20Step Up: Revolution (7)12:10-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20Ted (11)11:30-14:00-16:30-19:10-21:40

Total Recall (11)10:00-12:45-15:30-18:50-21:30The Watch (15)12:00-14:20-16:40-18:40-21:00

KINOPALÆETKlampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Albert Nobbs (7)21:30 Bachelorette (3)12:15-14:15-16:15-19:10-21:20The Bourne Legacy (15)18:30-21:20Brave (7)21:10The Dark Knight Rises (11)12:00-15:20-18:15-20:40The Expendables 2 (15)12:15-14:30-16:45-18:45-21:00Magic Mike (15)16:40-19:00-21:30Moonrise Kingdom (7)12:15-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:10Step Up: Revolution (7)19:00Ted (11)12:00-14:20-16:40-18:30-21:00The Watch (15)21:30

GLORIARådhuspladsen 59, Cph K3312 4292; www.gloria.dkTake Shelter (15)21:15

EMPIRE BIOGuldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Albert Nobbs (7)17:00The Dark Knight Rises (11)19:00-22:15The Expendables 2 (15)15:00-22:00Magic Mike (15)17:15Moonrise Kingdom (7)14:45-17:00-19:45-22:00Take This Waltz (11)12:30Ted (11)19:30-22:30To Rome with Love (3)12:30Weekend (11)19:45

VESTER VOV VOVAbalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15)14:30-17:50-19:30

GENTOFTE KINOGentoftegade 39; www.gen-toftekino.dk Moonrise Kingdom (7)13:00 (� u)-18:30

FISKETORVETKalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202Bachelorette (3)11:15-13:45-16:45-18:45-21:10-23:45 (Fri & Sat)The Bourne Legacy (15)18:45-21:30-23:35(Fri & Sat)Brave 3D (7)16:45-19:00-21:45The Dark Knight Rises (11)16:40-18:15-20:00-21:30The Expendables 2 (15)11:30-13:45-16:00-19:15-21:40-23:59 (Fri & Sat)Ted (11)10:00-12:15-14:30-16:45-19:00-20:30-21:30

DAGMARJernbanegade 2, Cph K3314 3222 Albert Nobbs (7)12:00-19:00A Dangerous Method (15)12:00-14:30-16:45-19:00Magic Mike (15)14:20-21:10Moonrise Kingdom (7)12:00-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:20To Rome with Love (3)12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:40

GRAND TEATRETMikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph Kwww.grandteatret.dkAlbert Nobbs (7)11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00Martha Marcy May Marlene (15)21:30Moonrise Kingdom (7)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30

Take This Waltz (11)14:20-21:30To Rome with Love (3)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30Weekend (11)21:30

Les Géants

17:00, Mon 17 Sep; Grand Teatret; Dir: Bouli Lanners; Bel drama, 2011, 84 mins; French w/ English sub; Zach-arie Chasseriaud, Martin Nis-sen, Paul Bartel, Karim Leklou� is award-winning Belgian dra-ma opens Grand Teatret’s French Film Mondays, that run between now and December. When teen-age brothers Zak and Seth � nd themselves stranded in their late grandfather’s home, they decide to rent out the house to the lo-cal hash pusher. With stunning cinematography and an excel-lent cast, Lanners manages to strike a rare balance between amusement and melancholy. LL

� e Dark Knight Rises (11)

Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Har-dy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberat-ing’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the deli-cate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman fran-chise, he leaves his reputation as a master � lmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Brave (7)

Dir: Mark Andrews & Bren-da Chapman; US anima-tion, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie WaltersWith subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a hero-ine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled moth-er-daughter relationship. KG

Martha Marcy May Marlene (15)

Dir: Sean Durkin; US thrill-er, 2011, 112 mins; Eliza-beth Olsen, Sarah PaulsenWatch a brilliantly underplayed Olsen give her debut in this instant cult-status masterpiece directed by Sean Durkin. When Martha (Olsen) escapes from a hippie cult and � nds her way back to her sister, her recovery is neither simple nor swift. It will leave you questioning the level of manipulation we all toler-ate in our everyday lives. MW

Avoid like the Plague

Ted (15)

Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Ku-nis, Seth macFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni RibisiA tale of Peter Pan-esque protract-ed male adolescence and ‘bro-versus-ho’ ethics, this is a � lm that squarely relies on the comic potential of random � otsam and

jetsam pop culture, tongue-in-cheek o� ensiveness and state-of-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of Mac-Farlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or � nesse, and is � tfully amusing thanks only to the occasional dead-pan shock-value jokes o� ered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

� e Bourne Legacy (15)

Dir: Tony Gilroy; US ac-tion, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey KeachWhen a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the � lm holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own ex-istence, the irony being that a decent action � lm is justi� ed by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Total Recall (11)

Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy � is grossly miscast sci-� reboot is a soulless a� air with a handful of neat visual ideas that are incon-sistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15)

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov; US fantasy/horror, 2012, 105 mins; Benjamin Walker, Dom-inic Cooper, Anthony Mack-ie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead � is so-called � lm is nothing but a thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremon-gers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD gen-eration. Avoid at all costs. AS

Step Up: Revolution (7)

Dir: Scott Speer; US ro-mance, 2012, 103 mins; Adam G Sevani, Chadd Smith, Kathryn McCormick, Ryan Guzman� e fourth installment of the Step Up franchise is exactly what you would expect it to be – a bombastic dance show inter-rupted sporadically with god-awful acting, cringeworthy dia-logue and a ridiculous plot. LL

Albert Nobbs(7)

Dir: Rodrigo Garcia; UK/ Ireland drama, 2012, 113 mins; Glenn Close, John Ban-ville, Mia Wasikowska, Aaron Johnson, Brendan Gleeson� ough Glenn Close shines in the title role, the conventional struc-ture and didactic plot will leave you counting the minutes while hoping to be surprised before events unfold, all too often, as pre-dicted. Albert Nobbs is not without an audience, but it’s far more likely to � nd it on prime-time television than in selected cinemas. MW

Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15)

Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins� ough Klayman super� cially skims several potentially fascinat-ing topics, the � lm’s accessibil-ity and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

� e Watch (15)

Dir: Akiva Schaffer; US comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayo-ade, Rosemary DeWittTaking its dude-ensemble cues from the comparable Horrible Bosses, this plethora of cookie-cutter gags has absolutely no substance, but funny is not necessarily about substance. It’s about letting go as well. Do that and you will laugh – and more than a few times. KG

� e Expendables 2

Dir: Simon West; US Ac-tion, 2012, 103 mins; Syl-vester Stallone, Jason Sta-tham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 � lm � e Expend-ables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-stud-ded cast of action movie legends. If you want to see old Hollywood heroes tear up the town in a fast-paced, shoot-em-dead � ick loaded with its share of wry humour, make � e Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

Magic Mike (15)

Dir: Steven Soderbergh; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Alex Petty-fer, Mathew McConaugheyDespite some impressive dance sequences and a star director behind the camera, there’s only so much you can accomplish with a story about male strip-pers ... and it’s not much. LD

Take � is Waltz (11)

Dir: Sarah Polley; Can ro-mance, 2011, 116 mins; Mi-chelle Williams, Seth Rogan, Luke Kirby, Sarah Silverman� is cute hipster romcom is gor-geously shot and skillfully act-ed, though not quite gorgeous enough to forgive the cringe-worthy cookie cutter title. KG

To Rome with Love (3)

Dir: Woody Allen; US/ Ita comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Woody Allen, Alison Pill, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Alessandra Mastronardi, Carol Alt, Roberto Benigni� is � lm may not be a reinven-tion of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms out this summer, it is almost a masterpiece. MW

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Thursday 20Wednesday 19Tuesday 18Monday 17Sunday 16Saturday 15Friday 1417:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1986) 21:25-23:15 Couples Retreat (US com, 2009) Vince Vaughn23:15-00:50 Anacondas (US thriller, 2004)

18:05-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:45 Friends19:45-22:30 Saving Private Ryan (US drama, 1998) Tom Hanks22:30-00:10 The Number 23 (US thriller, 2007) Jim Carrey

19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986)20:00-21:50 Grey Owl (UK/Can drama, 1999) Pierce Brosnan

17:00-18:00 NCIS20:00-21:00 NCIS22:00-00:40 Jurassic Park (US drama, 1993) Sam Neill

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:20-01:10 The League of Extraor-dinary Gentlemen (US action, 2003) Sean Connery

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-23:00 The Simpsons23:00-00:00 Blue Mountain State (US com series, 2010)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-19:55 Ghost Whisperer19:55-21:00 Turtle Boy (UK doc)21:00-21:30 Secrets of Aspen (US doc-soap) 21:30-23:20 The Wedding Weekend (US com, 2008) Molly Shannon

17:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Numb3rs (US crime series)21:30-23:10 American Pie (US com, 1999)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:15 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2008) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis23:15-00:15 Accused (UK drama series, 2010)

18:05-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:50 Friends19:50-20:55 Californication (US com series, 2009)

17:55-18:50 Murder in the Snow (UK doc, 2008)19:10-20:00 Orbit (UK science, 2012)23:00-23:45 China - Triumph and Turmoil (UK doc series, 2012)23:45-00:35 Undercover Mosque (UK doc, 2008)

17:00-18:00 NCIS23:45-00:40 How I Met Your Mother

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Bodies (UK reality series, 2012)23:25-00:15 World’s Scariest (US doc series, 2012)

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 Anger Management 22:00-00:20 Tears of the Sun (US action, 2003) Bruce Willis

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice21:55-22:55 House22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy

21:00-22:00 Alt for Danmark 22:50-23:40 CSI23:40-01:30 Criminal Minds

19:05-20:00 James May’s Toy Stories (UK doc series, 2009) 20:00-20:50 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj22:20-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime series, 2000) David Suchet

18:35-19:20 King of Queens19:20-20:20 Friends20:20-21:10 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (UK com show, 2009)21:10-22:35 Dude, Where’s My Car? (US com, 2000) Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott

18:40-19:30 Hugh’s Chicken Run (UK doc, 2008)

21:00-23:40 Jurassic Park 2 (US drama, 1997) Je� Goldblum 23:40-01:30 Jurassic Park 3 (US drama, 2001) Sam Neill

00:00-01:15 The Man (US action, 2005) Samuel L Jackson

18:10-20:00 Mr. Bean’s Holiday (UK com series, 2007) Rowan Atkinson20:00-21:10 Top Gear21:10-23:45 Space Cowboys (US sci� , 2000) Clint Eastwood23:45-01:40 Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (US/Ger com, 2006) Jack Black

16:50-17:50 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Australia17:50-18:45 The Listener (Can drama series, 2009) 19:40-21:00 Jono: So What if My Baby is Born Like Me (UK doc)21:00-23:10 Sweet November (US drama, 2001) Keanu Reeves

18:00-19:00 Numb3rs19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 20:00-21:00 CSI21:30-23:40 Gran Torino (US drama, 2008) Clint Eastwood

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

18:05-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication21:00-21:45 Suburgatory (US com series, 2011) Jane Levy22:25-23:15 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:15-00:00 Stand-up Live at Apollo

19:10-20:00 Orbit20:55-22:30 Knuckle (UK/Ire doc, 2011) 23:30-00:15 Robochick and the Bionic Boy (UK doc, 2008)

17:00-18:00 NCIS21:00-22:00 Gordon Behind Bars (UK reality show, 2011) 23:45-00:40 How I Met Your Mother

17:05-18:00 Friends22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Revisits (UK reality series, 2011) 23:25-00:15 World’s Scariest

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-19:30 The Simpsons19:30-22:35 Champions League: Real Madrid vs Manchester City followed by delayed coverage of another game

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer

20:00-21:00 CSI21:00-23:05 A Lot Like Love (US com, 2005) Ashton Kutcher23:05-00:55 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Nature’s Great Events (UK nature series, 2009)

11:55-21:00 Castle (US crime series, 2011) season four continued

20:00-20:30 Food Factory (UK food series, 2012)21:00-21:45 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011) 21:45-22:00 River Cottage23:30-00:20 The Trial (Ire doc, 2009)

21:00-23:15 De� nitely, Maybe (US romcom, 2008) Ryan Reynolds 23:15-00:20 How I met Your Mother

20:00-20:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2010) Tim Roth21:00-22:40 Wild Hogs (US com, 2007) John Travolta

22:25-05:45 NFL: TBA

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice23:00-23:55 The Biggest Loser (US reality show)

20:00-21:00 Alt for Danmark 22:55-23:50 Criminal Minds23:50-01:45 Nights in Rodanthe (US/Aus rom, 2008)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:30 Line of Duty (UK crime series, 2012) 23:40-00:50 Rebus (UK crime series, 2007) Ken Stott

18:10-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication22:30-23:30 Saturday Night Live (US com program, 2011) 23:35-00:25 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:45-19:10 The Daily Show19:10-20:00 Planet of the Apemen (UK science, 2011)23:00-23:55 Dancing with Dictators (US doc, 2011) 22:55-00:20 The Daily Show

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011) Season 8 premiere22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Revisits23:25-00:35 World’s Scariest

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-19:30 The Simpsons19:30-01:50 Champions League: Shakhtar Donetsk vs FC Nordsjælland followed by delayed coverage of Barcelona vs Spartak Moskva

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-22:55 I Am Jazz (UK doc)23:55-00:50 Grey’s Anatomy

21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit22:55-23:50 CSI23:50-01:40 Criminal Minds

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple (UK crime series, 2010) Julia McKenzie

18:10-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication21:00-23:05 Deja Vu (US action, 2006) Denzel Washington

17:55-18:55 King George and Queen Mary (UK doc, 2012)19:05-20:00 Planet of the Apemen (UK science doc, 2011)20:45-21:45 The Body Farm (UK crime series, 2011) Tara Fitzgerald21:45-22:30 Taggart

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Old Bodies(UK reality series, 2010) 23:25-00:35 World’s Scariest

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-20:00 The Simpsons20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-23:00 16 Blocks (US action, 2006) Bruce Willis 23:00-01:05 Top Gear

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:25-22:25 Scouted (US doc series)22:25-23:20 Pretty Little Liars (US drama series)23:20-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

20:00-21:00 CSI21:00-23:30 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (US action, 1989) Harrison Ford

14 - 20 September 2012

TV3 Puls, Tue 22:00 Life’s Too Short TV3+, Tue 19:30 Champions League: Real Madrid vs Manchester City

DR1, Fri 21:15 Couples Retreat DR2, Thu 20:45 The Body Farm

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sport OF THE WEEKSV1, Sat 22:25

IT’S A BOLD move calling your new series the most common an-swer to the question “Do you watch TV?” (it normally transpires they watch entire seasons online), but the creators of Life’s Too Short have never shied away from a � ght, mer-cilessly deposing of any TV execu-tive who gets in their way to pursue their vision.

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant can do no wrong in many people’e eyes, and even if you dislike their humour, you can’t deny their proli� cacy in a world where success-ful people often rest on their laurels.

� eir 2011 series is an Extras companion piece, complete with the customary real-life cameos (in-cluding Gervais and Merchant), de-picting the struggles faced by a dwarf actor in the industry.

Critics have accused the pair of being on autopilot. � e Guardian found it “little more than a predict-able checklist of taboos and social faux pas”; the Independent called it “shoddily derivative”. However, oth-ers commended the creators’ judge-ment, feeling they could easily have overreached – and the show has ac-tually done better in the US than the tall poppy syndrome-infected UK.

Still, the pair should try dealing with the bitter critics and meddling executives in Myanmar, like Austral-ian publisher Ross Dunkley, who owns 49 percent of the country’s leading newspaper, � e Myanmar Times. In Dancing with Dicta-tors (DR2, Wed 23:00) we follow his battle with censorship, a repres-sive state, his board and wrongful imprisonment for an alleged assault.

Crossing the border, China: Triumph and Turmoil is a new se-ries made by Britain’s Channel 4 that speculates on how’s China’s future is the world’s future.

Elsewhere, Waking the Dead spin-o� � e Body Farm stars Tara Fitzgerald and Keith Allen; there’s another chance to see quirky Brit-ish sitcom Psychoville (BBC Ent, Mon 22:45); Desperate House-wives (TV2, Wed 20:35) is back for an eighth season; Stars of � e Silver Screen (DRK, Tue 18:20) is a 13-episode series that kicks things o� with Marilyn Monroe; � e Danc-ing Detective (SV1, Tue 22:00) fol-lows a PI who wants to be the next Indian Idol; and don’t miss Pink Floyd’s 1975 performance of Wish you were here (SV2, Sat 19:00). BEN HAMILTON

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