CHALLENGING THE BAN ON HOMOSEXUAL BLOOD DONORS

COME ONE,COME ALLWHY IMMIGRATION TO BRITAIN SHOULD NOT BE STOPPED

MAKING THE CUTTHE CHANGING SHAPE OF THE STUDENT BODY

BLOODYHOMOPHOBIA

EDITORIAL“Best Issue Ever”, “The new

edition looks great” and “I thought you said I’d be published” is just some of the positive feedback on our 200th Issue. We all thought that the momentum would be lost after that but then some skinheads decided to have a bit of a laugh in the city centre, cue Impact’s most successful news article ever. With over 100 comments and a comprehensive collection of images from 6 Impact photojournalists, Dave Jackson managed over 3000 unique page views with his online article ‘EDL Protest Causes Conflict in City Centre.’ Even more impressively, he managed to top Google News search for several days, a first for Impact as it’s usually territory for the large news organisations.

That aside, it’s a bit quiet now at Impact towers, the mass student exodus is in full swing and the M1 is clogged-up with hatchbacks bearing Lenton parking permits. Spare a thought though for the international Nottingham students staying here for Christmas, it must be fairly demoralising ordering 2 for £6 pizza on Christmas day, then again if they’d booked earlier with Ryanair... But why would you care anyway, it’s bloody January now.

And so to this edition and the veritable smörgåsbord of student journalism that is laid before you. Impact’s Libby Galvin has spent the last month immersing herself within the world of student plastic surgery, meanwhile various Impact writers have been making some interesting observations in Hallward. Like, turn to page 25 to learn about like, dodgy business deals at the university like (and on page 22, indulge in collective embarrassment at student language usage). If that stuff doesn’t get you hard then our usual section installments should do the trick. Particular highlights include Film’s review of the decade and Lucy Hayes’ interview with Peter Jackson and Susan Sarandon on page 63. Our new letters page will keep you entertained, seeing as our last issue sparked considerable comment.

So, thanks for picking up a copy - the proceeds won’t go to Comic Relief as we are free but even if we weren’t - as we can barely afford to print the last few issues of the year - those starving kids would have to wait. By the time you read this most will be stuck into examination related blues so from Impact to all, break a leg, not your career prospects.

JamesWeb EditorPhilip Morton

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News EditorsDave JacksonHenry BlanchardJustine Moat

Sports EditorsThomas AllnuttJean-Luc BragardMax McLaren

Travel EditorsAlex KasoziChloe Painter

Style EditorsPaul BarlowGrace Gordon

Arts EditorsVictoria CarterAnne Moore

Film EditorsHannah ColemanJoe Cunningham

Music EditorsAngus DrummondChris Jones

Nights EditorsNina SorensenKatie CookSam Tully

Science and Technology EditorsBen GriffinAarohi Sharma

Design EditorCharles Walker

Associate Design EditorsAndrew SpeerZehai Peng

Image EditorsBruno AlbuttClarita Floyd-SanchezCaroline Wijnbladh

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EditorLucy Hayes

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FEATURES

Libby Galvin on the growing trend of plastic surgery among students

The fascist rule in our most popular library

22Dabbling with colloquialisms

The Happy Return closes its doors

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In Comment: Attacking the negative media

REGULARS

10Heroes and Villains of the Noughties“The Golden Decade” of sport

SPORTEDITORIAL

NEWS & COMMENT

MAKING THE CUT

HALLWARD HITLERS

CONTENTS

20 WELCOMEAlex Friede on why our doors should be left open

SLANGUAGE

24Moving revelations from the front-line HOMECOMING

DODGY DEALINGS IN NOTTINGHAM

26Hattie Hamilton investigates the land that can consume, kill and destroy

VICTIMS OF HOLLYWOOD

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MUSIC

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STYLE

TRAVEL

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FILM

NIGHTS

SCIENCE

GRATIS

FAMOUS LAST WORDS63

The best of Nottingham students’ photography

The best albums of the last year

Disunited States of AmericaVent your spleen: parking fines

In The Bleak MidwinterFairtrade fashion

Argentina: Diversidad IncreíblePay as you go travelling

Nottingham city artsA look at Chinese avant-garde art

Decade profile: 1970s

The most notable films of the decadeMcLovin feels the force of Impact Film

Meet the clubsAlchohol and education

Exciting developments at CERNWhen did romance become dead?

Mad but true

Peter Jackson and Susan Sarandon

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Dispensing genuine advice on avoiding a certain type of girlfriend

BEWARE THE SUCCUBUS

30The less amusing side of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

OCD

Sport gets physical with the AU President

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STUDY STEREOTYPESMaking those study sessions that bit more unbearable

23Facing up to eating disordersPRETTY SKINNY 31

Treading a fine line between equality and safety

BLOODY HOMOPHOBIA

Exposing questionable University business practice

Notts Police boss resigns after MP criticism

Image by Tara Wallace

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2010 NUS DELEGATES ANNOUNCED

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NOTTS POLICE BOSS RESIGNS AFTER MP CRITICISM

07 JANUARY 2010

IMPACTNOTTINGHAM.COM/NEWS

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BEING THE BIGGER MAN: HAVE WE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT?

COMMENT

08 ISSUE 201

BEN MCCABE

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NEWS

THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE ARE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SOME POSITIVE STORIES THAT COME OUT OF OUR OCCUPATION OF THE TROUBLED NATION

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SO LONG THE NOUGHTIES... WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN DECADE

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13JANUARY 2010

BY LIBBY GALVINIMAGES BY BRUNO ALBUTT

MAKING

THECUTLibby Galvin investigates the increasing popularity of plastic surgery amongst British students, asking why we’re so desperate to change the shape of the student body - has Nottingham’s reputation for a campus full of beautiful people come at too high a price?

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UNDERNEATH HER GLOSSY EXTERIOR, CHARLIE PLANS TO BECOME A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER AND IS CURRENTLY TAKING HER PGCE – IN THE COURSE OF HER PLACEMENTS, SHE HAS HAD CHILDREN ASK “ARE YOU A REAL LIFE BARBIE DOLL?”

IN MY NORTH LONDON SIXTH FORM ALONE, I KNEW OF 4 GIRLS IN JUST ONE YEAR WHO HAD NOSE JOBS DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS, AND THERE ARE MANY MORE AT NOTTINGHAM UNIVERSITY WHO HAVE GONE AWAY AT THE END OF ONE TERM AND COME BACK THE NEXT LOOKING SOMEWHAT MORE FACIALLY STREAMLINED

15JANUARY 2010

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I WENT IN THERE PURELY FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES, AND CAME OUT QUITE SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IN HOW ‘JUST A TOUCH’ OF THE SURGEONS SCALPEL AND CHISEL COULD FASHION MY HERETOFORE UNGAINLY PROBOSCIS INTO SOMETHING ALTOGETHER MORE ELEGANT.

16 ISSUE 201

MEDIA ATTENTION ON THIS TYPE OF SURGERY USUALLY SUGGESTS IT IS A RESULT OF THE SEXUALISATION OF SOCIETY AND THE SATURATION OF PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES AVAILABLE TO MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES, PROVOKING PEOPLE TO ASPIRE TO A FALSE SET OF NORMS

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25JANUARY 2010

BY JOHN AMBLE

26 ISSUE 201

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Victims ofHollywood

“Fifty sell out consecutive dates for a singer hooked on prescription drugs and suffering from severe insomnia is a big call on anyone’s part”

“To die young, and to have drugs involved, sends any artist into the stratosphere.” A statement ut-tered by a Los Angeles doctor in the wake of Michael Jackson’s death certainly rings true for several victims of Hollywood. Impact’s Hattie Hamilton explores the recent global superstar tragedies that sent shockwaves through the world of showbiz.

by Hattie Hamilton

27JANUARY 2010

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“In years gone by Hollywood has lost some of its finest to accidental overdoses”

28 ISSUE 201

BEWARE

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