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THH HICKMAN COBB, PUBLISH ID ITUI Fall) 4 T >T GEORGE W ARRETS . CLl* TOW STREET 71 GEOROl .Editor. Prlo* ol 8ub»orlpUon, : : »u — COURIER Tlio OI(l.-«,i Nowipopei 1 In DHATfl Or THK lAltlltl li IM»t. J \CK. « by rev. <.: i. . .. or.A»r, D. D. I miii iu niy atiuly, Hm;n i- t.ac» ni.l tli iiiuht .* ruuady, K»erj nrrv* to on llw rack : Faiii «.m!«| I write (rlib an.1 RlaUlr, Slit «a all ara f.rllug '••»".''. »> ar* nieiirnii.K »flr"- and *«<*I J'. M.iurtiitiir faltUl.il Jack. Jack l« ilra.1 I the « oil olfl fellow, lin/ile I, rinl and white an.l T-llow, r'uc to foe* aiu! fr.eiui to friciiiU; Tint-. h>- liail a tr.ck "f i>u.«.plujr, Noatuu romi.l, an.1 aom'tuni* awoofilng I> amnuK the ben*, then atooplng. Crouching meek to make auicuila. It waa Sunday be waa token. \.l .Uj li.u« lie l.xiki .1 foraakan, Scatcely uWeiaiK a round; \ . : al. I .i.»-ie! lit «i it w ESTABLISHEyp IIK'KMAN. KTC.LTQN COUNTY, KKNTOt'KY, FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 1882 VOL. \ VfI.»\0. 15. she put forwnril with renewed confidence in the conversation given above, after a fresh display of the unholy phenomenon as she calletl it. This was the occasion thereof. Mr. Briggs had boon gize left 'for ] tavmg an us abruptlv indeed engagement, " A strange and young coming up the walk iu great glee with, a ; t< parcel 11 udt rh is arm. T\ ; aJ *• "What has h.> cot there?" uH What has he got (here ?" sn»l gnnie one. "All the works of Joseph us for ten- pence," replied Mr. Gregory. Immediately afterward Mr. Hriggs entered the room and said to t lie eoiu- p my : "What do yon think I have Iwught?" to which tbef.iieral re was : ** All Joseph in for tonpenee." a It tamed oat that he h id jmlt f«r- teel it out from a s.>eond-lkMid book- man, indeed ! " we thought, and we were ; still Uityy surprised when in about au 1 hour he returned, and asked mv uncle 7 :<> I* allowed a short private convcrsa- i m wiih- him. My nnele -em. >l startled at this request ^and bo, by the way, did Lily ).but after a short pause he led the way into an adjoining apart- 1 ment, Llui ooiiV! r .-at ion which ensue!, *u» uc 1 siilisequentiy learned, was asfoiiows : "lam about, sir," sai.l Mr. Gregory, " to refer to yonr private ml. in s to an ex- tent^trtiich will surprise you, but 11 i pe to be able to render you a service which will be an ample excuse Xor my intrusion. You are, I lielieve, returning to town to- ui< irrow ? •• V. after these events Mr. Gregory again requested a private' conversation with my nnele ; that he had again some revelations to make concerning a con- spiracy of two, male and female, in tins case also; and that shortly after the first pair of conspirators had been " aeb t enwed lot life" by oue of her Majesty's Judges, a similar sentence w ; is pronounced npon the other pair by the Rev. Mr. Briggs. iOSSIP FOK THK LADIES. A Poetess iu the >anctuin. "Could lisee the literary editor V" iu- imred a very pretty gttl as she opened the door of the editorial rooms. ••I expect you could, mi-s,"' repIiejLaj A Hint Tale. JuMnjii nf ll tb«> lattice, here the miukt-- •!..«!•> •W ' 1 for her gratia Vliat Uie brmsBre nuut; and sighed; End the cjainty ten^-i !;»..- *t Uit» aunTx-ania on her t.-ea«*»a eft her traced in Uie. cirrnwn Ol tU«g. idei. Bornlng tide. jie 'iimeto were a-rooiuM, bd tlie di l|»Bail been a-w K.incr. » • liu dewa wWf lnt. rMi'»:n^ 1 11 thx- flowerw* v . i r a youug until. diste vicinii f, "Oh. 1 iu if you are in his • ho is not a fairy, ait w as lie' m In re iminel nivf !». rious I When I n|i 1. ole t al That he That I roi Yet I kuei H< lllen d atruck and dog and aunued him- - it in atf^iny. le li. n • .1 t.. s-i me. I tr:i 1 mi tiaid to ah m uie eeoo|tnl/.e.t ma »ttt'. Id Bi • lie p >>ut pity, r, iu all the city. u:. q ...»er, < >r ax Ik lia.i- With the .'ret full In hu face; He «a» p u-e.ll. it. Done isiilld doubt It, N me whoi-aw bin writhe wou.d ecollt It, but I did not want to d ull It. tVi » hat mat. i ould be M baee? I'..; ;•• d.>({ waa grow iiijj weaker, \\ Mi > I ins kimbr, BJHN Lot k whicb cannot be f. rg.rt; Yet, ae BOW lM fa>t WBB faliintf, And aa hope war iiiaavallmir. Though it c.i'ivd a wcrat •|ualiing, I, reluctoi. t, bad bun abut. So he died, and ertuae<iuent:y— for we |i| not keep hire -jrently Ho \va» btitie.1 with reirr-t: I. <ne o.d .j.l the coachman »h»e'cil inm, l'nr ntiM I ii i man c<>uld w.eld bini. And where- natlng oak tron aJutud blui 1 h. re waa builesl Jae k. Ihe pet. Do you wonder we are lonely ! Where he ketm« ed n <»' i« onlv ... iiudi.tlil U o and .1. p; lie waa aiwaya glad ;<> greet u», Alwaya waiting MB| to meet n», A id. wl.t r.w '.if to beat u»— Beat u> and ulna.1 would keep. but no mora will Jaek attend us, M r.-Ti f i. ly no ruoie defend ua. Pay and aianl Iran |* 1^>ne now J:e hard I \lway. then- when he >< i Iraated Iroiu lus n.aeter'k tabic — lie la goue and » t m gr-ef. Kan well Jack, wbo Of attended, r^rewrll tiow, t!..v dajra are ended. Now wlib all 0:e world at peace; lilt-re Uo pr»t Wl.i . . r uici-t Uie.-, There no fo- wil i-'cr - et t! i here in peaceful BtaboJ er re»t thee. Till eternal agee r-ae- 1 Winn ^ Tery serions, and gave no information but changed the subject as soon as fjoa. sible. I u consequence o| all this, interest, enrit'sity, utu -asicess, a t even alarm, wore in varying degrees eiuitfcd in tlio breasts <-f the s<*veral members of our compimy. AIo.^t *d the lathes declaretl that thev wore* dailv experting m >n ... Doubtful Acquaintances. "It la very rt>niarkuble,*' said my uncle, as Mr. Gregory left the rood:*-" " It is very mysterious," said Lily, with strong iiiiinlneii on the adverb. "Tome," observed an elderly huly Imartler, "it appears to l»e something ni-rso thau niystejrious ; ant', without making any assertions, I would at least caul ion you, my dear, agaiust any closer intimacy with on who seems so often to be past MSG 1 of information in a manner of which there is no conceivable natural explanation." " It reminds me most," said the Rev. Mr. Briggs, "of certain cases, un- doubtedly well authenticated, in which the existence of the st>-ealled 'second sight " ha -t been demonstrated in a very singular manner." "And," added my uncle, "although many of the professors of Spirituuh-M have lieen proved imjiostors, it by no means follows that all " "Yes, yes," broke in our lady friend, " but we all know that people once hail dealings with f miiliar spirits, and I never could find any proof that this kind of thing has ever ce ise I, and therefore, as I said liefore, 1 very strongly caution yon " " Hush !" cried several voices. "Here he comes." My uncle, my Cousin Lily and I were staying at a boarding-house at the sea- side, and among a somewhat numerous company was a certain Mr. Gregory. We hail mat hi his acquaintance on the night of our arrival in a rather conical manner. He was passing our room just aa Lily was calling to me in a tone of woful desiiair that she had broken the key in the lock and could not get out. Through the key-holo he had vol uu tee red his services as an amateur lock-picker, and released us from our imprisonment This introduction had served quite as well as a much more formal one would have done to inaugurate what promised to lie a pleasaut seaside acquaintance. Now on first sight he certainly present- ed very little ap(>earanco of lieing a sus- picious or dangerous character. He was a young man of some 25 years of age, with a bright, frank expression and a gleam of mischief in his eyes. He was exceedingly intelligent and well in- formed, and, though rather retiring in the mixed company ot our establish- ment, could, we discovered, sing well, read wed and talk welL VVithout in- truding himself upon us, he had made himself very agreeable to us two girls ; and we had surmised that ne was a tiling serious to happen. That those expectations were no. altogether unful- filled will now be made plain. There were twe> new arrivals on the day on which oar r.tory opens. Our company had hitherto been pleasant an I select, but the ladr and getntleman who now came among us, ami who wire named Mr. and Mrs. ( trice, were excep- tions to this. Fhowily die—eg, ana load .in their conversation, they made great J eil'orts to mix w'uh ease in oar company, and for some inacrutable reason seem d to make special endeavors to become iutimate with our own party; Mr. Griee attacking my unci -, and his wife devot- ing herself to us. We were at no pains to conaeal our i aversion to their ill-mannered and often- i sive intrusion, but they seemed deter- mined to accept no rebuff. Lily said that |ae had met here the most pleasant and the most imp! ;isat:t p. r- -::s whom we had ever s« en iu our travels. The former class, I iiresunic, mainly I aia braced Mr. Gregory. liver siuce Mr. Smith's visit on the previous day, my uu do luul seemed to bo unusnailv worried and anxious. Something had happeired* at the office, it appeared, which . used him very ! great uneasiness, and iicjtept a constant watch for the post. Ia'lv and I were troubled aboat it, bat wi pe hardly pr<- ; I ft it Ins sndd'Jii au.rauuncemeiit at lunch next day, upon receiving a letter •from town, that we inn-' \ . ; up at Lonce and return by the first morning I train. i we Baa HO objection t*> escape from the Giices, but, mvapite Mr. Gregory's , ill-repute for his mysterious arts, we ' were very sorry to leave him, to say nothing of the abrupt and unexpected termination of our hoiida.v. The Grices were sitting next tons when my uncle made this anutsuus<«-=- tuent, and I saw a peculiar iook of sig- nificance pass between thetu. Mr. Gregory was sitting at tlio other end *>f k long liming- table, and quite out of ear shot, but he e;inje itlV immednctoly after we ro-e fr. :.. !avU' . . d said: "A-v. ry -ad thing, Hi:.-, sud leu 4epajrt- F Yours ! " lire "Mr. Gregory I r< plied, u nr.- perhaps awa^Mi. at yn|}UuunuV-i gr.iv>- suspicious "UtT ! -• iiu; iu league \i/itli the |X>wers of ^darkness, and titis is another proof. 11. i . i^aJu yon p»vs.-;bly know?" tifta trawl fant," ht said. Hut it. is .i very h«"»t after- come down to re- us ' health. Rut we are often warned against judging from appear- ances, mid he h:ul during the past few- days manifested a very remarkable power of clairvoyance or second sight, or whatever else you like to call it, vfliich ha<l created a great sensation among us. On the previous day, for instance, my nncle had met a g> utlemau at- the sta- tion and had brought him homo to din- ner. We saw them walking slowly up the garden toget her in conversation, and Lalv had exclaimed : " Who on earth is this ?" Mr. Gregory looked anil said ? " His name is Smitli, and he is return- inir to town by the midnight train." " You know him ?" "Never saw him in my life before," was the answer. Sure enough his name proved to be Smith, and ho returned to town that night after a long private interview with my uncle ; nor had he, lie told us in answer to our inquiries, ever seen or heard of Mr. Gregory bdforo. On Saturday morning, also, the Rev. Mr. Hriggs, taking a walk on the beach, mctlitating on his Sunday text, had en- countered Mr. Gregory, who volunteered information as to the aaid text, with chapter and verse all correct, to the petrifaction of the reverend gentleman. On another occasion, when our elder- ly lady fnoutl mentioned that she had been out making a small purchase, Mr. Gregory informed us sotto tx>oE tbnt a bottle of hairwash constituted the pur- chase in question. This communication was very unfortunately overheard. Its correctness was not at the time definite- ly established, but it was shortly after this that she first propounded her own theory on the subject, which if He <)h, ill laughing. noon, what do juU s iv to » little read- ing?" Lily he>c squeezed i: ;. . rm vigorously, but! answered,.** I leur my uncle wiiL not let u- go out of his _;hr. He fc rs it his duty to k.'wp rtpetiai Ufi d over us while we" are in si^h dangi -runs corn- pan v," " Never -rrAul, ' he said; " 1 w :!1 read to him as werH*^ We were nrrt\• 4* the ftorner of the drawing-room, near ss wii.dow looking out on to a covered lialcony wiivoh over- lookedthe garden. SiyajBcle . ii..-*upand returned Mr. Gregorv 's t^uirte >us gveet- ing in a manner which was, i tear, not very gracious. "May 1 trouble you for the paper after you, sir?" he eaid. " Certainly," was the answer. "Rut may we not enjoy if all together? Witli your pernaissi i I w ' ul oj< iul tci th oompnny." My uncle looked comaderably aston- ished at this uuiumal or .|- ai. l.ov looked np with open eyes and curious eipressiou, this bwiiqj not ejuiclly the kind of retuling sin ha I inte nded. Rut the offer was seriously m.idti and re- peated, and my trncTe, who donrly liked being read to, gave a dubious consent. Miss Lily, w»th liKnl affection, made him particularly comfortable iu an arm- chair, and Mr. Gregory commenced reading a long, prosy article on French politics. He read with anything but bi» usual spirit, and in a soft, low, monoto- nous voice. The consequence wae— as had possibly been not wholly unforeseen —that my uncle was soon enjoying his aocustoiuetl ivlteriKM.u si.-Mn. Tlw rva I- ing, having become gradually slower and softer, now ceased, and the reader, ltx>k- ing up, suggested by a sligjit gesture an adjournment to the garden. Lily and I tried to «motl»vr our laugh- ter and look shucked, but we adopted the suggestion. A book of poetry was uieklv produced, and I iound that ere is a difference be-ttwvn hearing French politics read in a stuffy drawing- room to a midiTJo-afljgd, g-'Utlemaii, uu 1 hearing " Enocti Ardeir reail m a cool, shady alcove, to a pretty, dark-eyeel, lovable maiden, with tender bosom heav- ing in sympathy with i>oor Enoch's sor- rows, especially when the reader is a handsome young bachelor, with an ex- qnisitely-mtKlnlated voice, able to do full justice to the harmonious numbers of the Laureate. At the end of half an hour I was startled by an exclamation from Lily. Looking up, I saw in the garden below, sitting on a scat under the trees with their faces toward us, onr dear friends, Mr. and Mrs. Grioe. The gentleman was keeping up, ap- parently, a desultory conversation with his wife* They waved their hands catching onr not 1 Mfi ^Snso uf join return is, 1 l»e>- nt: ' u * [ flefe. Connected with the forgery of a ce-rtaiu check iu your name. " "Sir, how can yuu pot>eibly know- that?" "That check « as brought to y<m for your lusjtection three days ngo "by owe of tin- clerks fruu the bank, a Mr. Smith, and it is now in your posst ssioii."' My iiiicte waei'Si.NMuthkvs.s. " Hc.tr me further. Tlie accuracy ot my statements hitherto utay claim cre- denee for what l am about to ailirm. Unless I am greatly mistaken, there are now in this establishment two persons w ho have b. en employed to reguiu pos- S4 ssion, at all costs, of that forg- d paper. They suspect that you have it, and al- fQady ymu-room and your daughter amt niece's rtx>ni have been s. arohet^ aiid .it only remains to search your person." My uncle turned pale. " It is known that you are leaving to- morrow morning, and the attempt will be made between now ami then. Will you allow me to offer you my advice ?" I will not attempt to describe my re- spected uncle's condition of body and mind at thi< parjj of the interview. Suf- fice it to «=:iv that the proffered advice was ultimately adopted. On that evening my uncle declined to accompany us when, an hour after din- ner, the house emptied on to the prom- enade. Mr. Gregory also was missing, ninl had not appeared at dinner. The Rev. Mr. Hriggs took us under his care. My uncle wa-s already nodding in his chair as we went out. Twenty minutes afterward two of the company softly re- entered the room. This 1 had from an eye- witness. Their names were Mr. ami Mis. Griee. Mrs; Once stood at the door and her husband advanced gently across the rloor to whuav my • nnele lny hack in hi* cluur, snoring audibly, his handkeiehi' I over his head, his coat thrown open, and a pocket-book just showing :n his breast -po.-k. t. Mr. Griov crept up to him, nhfttracterl the book with n practiced hand, put it iuti i his ow ii pocket, and turned to go. Now. as he re-crossed the room, he had to pass before a large lounge, with long hangings in front, and he was, per- haps, somewhat surprised to find Ins auk lea s- ize.l in the firm grip of n pair of bunds -thrust out suddenly from un- der the lounge. Ashe fell, his amiable partner turned round — into the arms of a detective officer. At the same mo- ment Mr. Gregory entered through the window from the bak-oiiy. " This is your poeket-L>ook, sir," said one of the detectives, i "Thank you," said my uncle. "It I has nothing^ in it, but I am^g^ad to have it back again." Mr. and Mrs. Griee were r> hiovt d at once to another public establishment in I the neighborhood, where ~^ie company' was very select, the hours vera' regular and maintenance very cheap r t\l. of establishment which'tt was subservient- ly proved they had frequented in m r. than one part*of the country. Amid con*adcrub!o excitoir.. >,t we promenaeled late that night. My uncle sard - K " You have renderotl 'me a -erAe. sir, which lays me under the . pt.-le/wdiga*' tion to you. I lUOre no douiji that tno original delinquents, of _yhom the-c creatures are «mly the, toads, will be brought tt> justice, ^hiding tiiat we are ou Uieir tnudw.they have made this effort Ui >'. u •;• tiieir g .. i .• • ' us ftioui subira|tting it to experts. Thanks to vou. thev have failed. 1 can t_ i_ i :o 1. . At the piet-ent movnent." was tlie re- ply, "the literary editor is attending a chicken dispute, but 1 am ke. pMig an eye on whab-ver pearls of thought come hi during his absence. What is your packet ?" "I don t think I quite understand vou, sir," said the girl. "Are yon a poet ?" Yes, sir, tnst is—" "Oh, I know you ain't a good one; they all Bay that. Hut if you've got a poem ju t stand over there m the corner ind read it. 1 can get onto the gate ef thaataaajai Better that way." The young lady seemed somewhat surpri-e.l at tins method of receiving poetical gems, but tripped lightly to the plana ind. eat.nl by the young man and re:ul ns follows : 1 wnd Iked tuti k Ibh lUStaS bund of gold. 1>oh» n «r»k< n SicaMMieaoi EotMn m>M ' (Mult thou tbink niv s.,u! bath aunk -o low VfUn I NmiM w.nr tliy tin;; :ind know •'that to anal her wan plltrtite J thy troth ? Nay — 'lirvuid trrpufi ill IhmIi. • That'll do. Dal you write it your- self?" " Ve.-, sir," wi • It's tough," Man. "I can pitches around it'.y from tie- ,,;.<, -. :. ie and -ingle, i.i .utertuingle • «f-€U tang led maze. .mina. there, i;iche* a ti nirpi nft, ,!> a druOimiBg* you at yonr t qu: tht liortunity of making any return to you, however slight." " 1 sha'l certainly tu!-:e word, sir," was the answer. "And nnV, Mr. Gregory," continued my nn.-le, " will you ward- >n our curiosity if- we bag yon tcv tAU-^js the means by which you were able to divine the in- tentions of our departed friends V" "Oh, Mr. Gregury," cried Lily, "you must tell us. We are cu thorns to know, and will do anythiug in the world you like to mention if you will t.-ll us." "On WifBsrtenus t consent," said he, with a curious look at Lily, which made her suddenly blush very much, as I could see even in tlie moonlight. "You may have iiotic«d," l*>gtt,tl Mr. Gregory, "that I am somewhat' d. if. and I have l>een much more so. In consequence of this I have ae.piired the art, which I believe almost any one can aoquiii , rA reading the mov.'nionts of the lips in the same way that the deaf and dumb are taught to do, so that I enn always understand what people shy if only they are within seeing distance ; ruid mv seeinir is verv ncnte. I need hardly say that 1 avoid over-seeing con- versation, if you will allow the expres- sion, as much as I would' over-hearing it ; but I frequently s~e peopley s)>enK a few wgrds on accidentally glancing at them. I think that what has mizzled yon will now be plain. Perhaps Tought to confess that I have yielded a little to the temptation of mystifying "IheoHH? pany during the last week, especially in the ease of Mr. Rriggs, who has, like many people who have lived a good deal alone, a habit of talking to himself as he goes along, which he is scarcely aware of. This afternoon, however, I watched the Grices in good earnest. I was very much astonished at what I saw. Y. >ur sudden departure had disarranged their plans, and they had a full discussion of past and future operations. yo.ii just bring your verses to me, aud — " dBlv saV'ho^a7wer«>mTwi , ^ ihe 8 irl *P" I W r Cfcfeqan Tri- The Egg Story. It woldtl violate all precedent it the story of Columbus and the egg were to be spared the renders of this volume. It is briefly an follows : Soon after lus return to Spain he dined with ( -ar. linal tie Meudozu, an eminent clergyman with a talent for dinners. An objectionable young man who was present, and who undoubtedly had taken more champagne thau was goexl lor his fellow-dim ire, asked the Admiral ii he did not think that if ho had not discovered tlie New World some one else would have very shortly discovered it. He was unques- tionably an impertinent young man, but he was undoubtedly right iu assuming that sooner or later the Atlantic would have been crossed, even if Columbus had n. ver b.-.-n lx>rn. Historians t.-il us thai Columbus, in reply, asked the young man if he could stand an egg on its little end, and when the young man, after rudely inquiring what Columbus was giving him, was constrained to admit that he couid not perform the feat in question, the great explorer simply flat- tened the little end of the egg by knock- | ing it against the table, and then easily ] made it stand up. The whole company instantly burst into tears, and exclaimed that Columbus was the greatest and | noblest of mankind. If this trick of flattening an egg was really regarded as | a brilliant repartee, by which the imper- 1 tinent young man ought to have been ! utterly withered np, it gives us a melau- i choly view of the state of the art of repartee among the Spaniards. The real facts of the case are probably these : Cardinal de Mendoza, the dinner and the impertinent young man doubtless ex- isted in the manner specified, and the imjiertinent young man, in an advanced state of champagne, probably said some- thing insulting to the Admiral. The It was not latter, disclaiming to notice the affront at all a bad idea to hold their delibera- by words, and reluctant to cause any tions before your very eyes, so to on keep up their watch on your movements -had ta tchiug onr eye, and beckoned to us to come and join them, which we did not do. Mr. Gregory, instead of going on with his reading, continued to regard th^m intently, and asked us whether we knew them. We said, "No." "Ru*»they said. We explained how us w ith their attentii point ment, he could go on with his reading, bnt he continued to stare at the couple liefore him; and when at last they strolled off in different directions, he said that he must apolo- and disarm suspicion, but they J no precautions against being The rest you to know you," he •hey had favored ins. To our disap- not be induced to taken overseen. know.',' r "Rut how about the purchase of the hair- wash, that sad proof of occult art ?'* I said. "Oh, that had nothing to do with it. I'was in the shop, being shaved, and I saw tlie transaction in a looking-glass." Later still, when my uncle had gone in, I heard him quietly say: "So you will do whatever I like to mention?** But these words were not addressed to me, end I judged it best to fall into the rear, and, having no gifts of clairvoy- ance myself, I cannot tell you the rest • of the conversation. I can onlv add that our re- turn was 'ptBtponed, and that shortly is tuc reply. aid the affable young see that it dives ami :><jnsiieiabie, although I'm neit a coiiii.K./.er iu p.n-try. He.si.le-, -he doesn't rhyme like she ought to. F*ojc iusbuiee, take these lines ; That t" another was pli^ln.-l thy truth! Nuy — 'lamiM wroiii; us both. "Now, 'troth' and 'both' don't rhyme. We'll have to fix that. How would this do : Tbat to am am-ther was J .lighted tliy troth 1 Tby love's more thin than elc ken broth. "That kind of cases her up a little, doesn't it?" and the young editor smiled affably in the general direction of thegrt " go you think VOU can print it next Sunday?" asked the young lady, looking bewitchingly pretty as she spoke, "Oh. you bet well print it. Stick it into .i bang np place, too. Any time you grind out some slush just bring it to iue, nud I — " At this point the literary editor came in, and the young man who had been tloing m> much talking indicated to the girl by a series of violent winks that the new arrival was the person she wanted to see. Fxplaining her basiness, i he huiidert-tnin her jineticat efirrrt. He read it carefully, and then said : "I readily perceive that you have tin- gem of ponfti tire in your heart, and t hat it need< only time and car.- to bloss .m forth into afiowert.f re-pleudent beauty. The effort which you have handed me is crude. It lacks the finish which culture and experience alone can give. I ail] reconstruct thetir.-t stanza iu accordance with the ideas just enunciated. " Alter writing for a moment or so tht literary e.litor read as follows : Take hack, <> perj ared. heart, this golden tiand, No longer thai! u abiue "Ii Ipe.ini j S haad ; To depth", ft low 1 never could descend; This a,tonishiti^ heart-hr. ak I will end. anutb. i ha* your love, full well I ku.iw; Be Hot oi..1.1 : for at urn yuu are loo In*. "You s.-e that gets in all the h'eas, anil somewhat improves the language.' .-aid the literary editor. "Aud willyou print, it Sunday V "Certainly, ami in a prominent posi- tion, too. Now, whenever you haveauv poetry just bring it to me, and — " '•.Never mind these ducks, sis," said tlie trot'.ing-horse editor, who entered the room at this juncture. "I'm the boy that takes a crack at the poetry. Why, neither of these fellows knows' a three-em dash from a fore-and-Hft schooner. Wneuevet the Muse troubles unpleasant scene at the Cardinal's table, merely threw an egg at the offender's head, and pursued the conversation with his host. Subsequent writers, deter- mined to give a profoundly scientific character to everything the Admiral did, built up from this slight basis of fact the egg-balancing story. In point of fact, any one can balance an egg on its little end by the exercise of a Tittle care and patience, aud it is rather more easy to do this with an egg that has not been flattened than with one that has. — II r . L. Alden'B "Christopher Columbus." The MormonB had an id< a that Presi- dent Taylor was stealing from them, and when he got a hint of it he replied : "Let me seethe man who said so and I'll hang him inside of an hour ! " Thai settled the question of his honesty. •Hi::.'.; ' 3t,f 1 t.e-. • rthe «..r.1i« that thrilled her; a vlli.-re, you Jane Yfalilder— *\ el»^-ilid knuckle Uiem ar clothea ! ' \SJIJH>' o Wbo Follayti die 31 on mlv. T fon.f*: the hunt. The Doehess d'Uzes keep, a pack of hounds and follows them fearlefsly. The Comtess TAgle i- an iiitr.-j« 1 horsewoman, and has not missed, save on rare ticcasions, Wing in at the death of the sta~, and Madame , in the th(-ir and c< ab In m. Reiioi; Ohsmpy one d of her husband from mounted on horseback the park of boar hounds She give the huntsman o houink on, and followed the start to the finish, When the wild boal was brought to bay aud killed by a bullet by the head keep- nee ail, ted t. ders to lay the the hunt from ing pres. ul Whom • ns : I otliortls. It isw. ll that no occasion should l»e lost of test ing theoonuaenplaee that men are harder than women. Irish tenants are sail to have found that the r< verse of tlnsis nearer the truth Speaking of the eaies settled at Hallina, the Tim s eoRespndenl says that they were ex* trmnelaseat, and the fact that the land has betu in the possession ><f a lady did did notdimiiiisii the risk of rack-rent- ing. On the contrary, it may lie said, withori any disparagement of the gen- tler sex th it, iu many innrnnoon, they have Men found the most severe and exacting of all proprietors, who enforce their iBiuis w ith unco MSB, Ipromisingstriot" \ P—UlBal ISitiitl. A b et ntafnl hand is an excellent thing in wonan; it is a charm that nev. r taii^. it is a aOSlin of fascination that n. v.-r tlisnpji^irs. Women carry a beautiful h ind w,th them to the grave when a besatifU face has long since vanished or ceastd to enchant. The expression of the hand, too, is inexhaustible; iind when tie eyes we may have worshiped no longer flash or sparkle, the rin-l. ts with which we have played are covered with a cap, or, worst-, a turban, and the \ntnishe4 the hand, the inim rl d ban 1, defyinguike time and care, still v.m- quish. siud still triumphs; and small.soft and lair by an airy attitude, a gentle pressure or a new ring, renews with untiringgrace the spell that bound our enamorVand adoring youth. — DiwctoU. Western Women. Perhaps the most striking charnoter- istic of tiic women of the West is tho "\e;i i mill" import-anee they place on the inteleetnal life. It is a natural re- sult of the early deprivations of the paxentajho, in going to a new country, reUhqumed the cducutitmal privileges of the &ist, and to whose receding visions :he opportunities of schools, libraries art galleries and social culture Were battings that brightened as they took tlmr uigtit. As an almost invari- able atanenoe, their chiUlren were reared t> consider these the very essen- tials of .ife. The mother might neces- sarily l>« confined to a life limited ill its NalisatSM but infinite in its aspira- t: .lis. mil out of this grew the feeling that tin daughter should enjoy those privilege denied to herself. Thus the present generations of the women of tho West art the ones who recruit the intel- lectual links. —ItoxUm Tram lit r. tlomnii'* Ncll-Nfi« rifit-e. "Oh, to, he never beats me," said Julia Cojtors, tryiug to look the Judge straight in the face. " Martin gets fussy and noiiy sometimes, and lx-riiaps he. pushes i»e around a little, but never any assault, er. " "The officer says he saw your hus- band stake you on tlie thoaldei and then vol struck him in the lace with your l'i>t,'* The vvinp.u dropped her eyes, tiugen 1 her shawl nervously for n moment and then looked up, tixeil her black eves calmly i, »<>u the court and said: "The officer ii mistaken. Martin put his hand upon mfcjirm and spoke to me a little cross aldhv - imetiling, and then I pushed I might have struck him, pot strike me. He never r plead guilty, but he has Shing. He* is only a bit ^. i n I dle, but I don't charge ult." 2 wife's story. She pleaded ve her husband, while he guilty and 1t her take npon . he blame without saying a word f<* her. The woman is ever readv to sacrifice herself to save the man, and the moroihe is abused the closer she clings to him. The man stands before the Judg» uud savs as plainly bv his si- lence as Adam did bv his words : " The woman is the guilty one, she tempted me," and the woman shares his punish- m. i.t. The court found Julia and Martin Connors guilty of mutual assault, and fined tlie woman 81 without costs and the man $10 with costs. The woman paid her .fine, spoke an encouraging word to the man, and went out from the court room. She went home, drew forth- the little .tore she had pnt bv for coal bills for the winter, took perhaps nearly all her earnings, and came back quickly to pay his fine and take him out of the dock, it » way D{ womerj) RD ,i men will let them have their way.— /fWon Glolie. hie I. arty W nitres*. A correspendent who has been to Mount Washington discourses as follows of the Lady waitress : A scornful young person thrust the bill of fare before ns, ami stood in a protest- ing self-eoosciom, to receive our orders. She wai a " lady waitrets," a school-teacher from Rangor. Portia in some way, being native to this sort of thing, made her answer questions ; but Bfie did to always in the same high and mighty maa ner_ "Are there manv ladv waitresses here?" asked Portia. "Yes ; there are ten school-teachers in the dir ung. room> twenty student chambermaids, and the head laundress and under-housekeeper are Boston doc- tresses." Think of having one's disgust at slop- py coffee or an overdone steak Observed critically by the light of German philos- ophy and Greek culture ! Think of ask- ing a creature who may V>e a contributor to tlie Atlantic Mun'hly to bring you the toothpicks 1 I couldn't do it. The Bcornful young person, who leisurely, carried iu our breakfast by such ea.-y loads that no two viands wen. eatable at tlio same moment, received no command from my lips. The wffee went down without milk or sugar : the butter went down in a pellet, all by itself; the mi- perior one hail forgotten to bring the bread, an^as for tishbulls instead of •teak, why I swallowed them without a murmur. i ;.i--... ... mum. ter. d in, took a seat near mine, and called Out to our lb-lie: " Heah I Ah, 1 say, waiter. M You should have te n the Scornful. She sniffed the air, she bounced, she flounced and flushed and bit her iips; the angry tear.- v.eie in le-r eyes, an. I she banged down a bill of fare before the offensive stranger ns if it were a barrel of lead. The astonished man curtly and sharply gave his order, and Hebe sauntered down the room, and u is t videutly agitating her wrongs with the it st of the culture that posed Sl)OUt the pantry door. " I'm afraid you have offend.-d that young person, sir," said our professor to the Emglhthman. " Offended .the servant '! How ?" tlie dull creature asked. " Why, by calling her 'waiter.'" "Oh! l»eg pardon; should it be • waitress ?*" " Neither, sir." "Well, and what should she be failed, then y" Even the professor couldn't answer that. The funny man suggested "high- toned youthful individual" as a name that might go trippingly on the tongue. Hut how the huly waitress is rcalh to b> addressed remains for Congress, or pos- terity, or some other great but irrespon- sible power to determine. Peer Rnjs Who IfsTe He come Pr-ps- hleuis. J lie so vial ^esMhnt of the United States, John Adams, was the son of a farmer of moderate; means, who was compeil. .1 tV worlWBiistaiitly for the support < f i^a fingry. When at the age of twenty-one,- Il .i vartl C d lege*, hi owu eap't iklor his i Andrew Jackson in < xlreuie poverty.] a. oils of N.n-th Ca i.oMo- of a relativt worked to s ij^iart |e son grail ua ted at eiliicatiou was lna *irt in life, w lx>rn in a log hut He grew up iu the lina, living in the where his mother •self and her three children J ames K- spent his i in the wil His futli born iu a small Mountains. His his own ax built lernesa, When hi he was placed s latter entered he graduated The Karl j kinga. I belaeve, upon a good deal of evi- Senee, that aneieutKings were itinerant, traveling, or ambulatory jiersouages. When they In came stationary they gen- erally perished. The primitive Kings of I .•. "mniiinities confined within the walls, the old Athenian and the old Roman I Kings, soon dropped out of sight. Per- haps, as Mr. (irote has suggested, they bv. .1 too much in full view of their sub- ]• - for their 1. limbic stab* to command much respect when the belief in th>-ir sacredness hail been lost. Hut the more barbarous King of communities spread vera wide territory was coustiiiitly mov- ing about it ; or, if he did not, he, too, perished, ns did the Kings called the rot's fetifte/zntt of the Franks. If I were called iqxm to furnish the oldest evidence of these habits .o f th e ancimf King, I-"*SfH3tlld ref«?r I* StMhtr* Irish r. eords, of which the value is only beginning t<> be discerned, lor, whatever may be said by the th-»ori-ts w ho explain all national characteristics by something in the race or the blood, the most ancient Irish lawB and institutions are nothing more than the most ancient Germanic laws and institutions at an earlier ttage of barbarism. Now, when Englishmen like Edmund Spencer first began to put their observa- tions of Ireland into writing— at the end Of the sixteenth century — there was one Irish practice of which they spoke with the keenest indignation. This was what they called the " cuttings" aud "eosher- ings" of the Irish Chiefs —that is, their periodical circuits among their tenantry for the purpose of feas'ing with their company at the tenants' expense. It was, in fact, only a late survival of com- mon incidents in the daily life of the barbarous Chief or King, who had no tax-gatherers to collect his dues, but weut himself to exact them, living as a matter of right, while he moved, at the cost of his bubjects. The theory of the Irish law was, though it is impossi- ble to say how far it corresponded with tho facts, that the Chief had earned his right by stocking the clansman's land with cattle or sheep. We find a highly glorified account of the same practice in ancient records of the life and state of those Irish* Chiefs, who called themselves Kings. "The King of Munster," says the " Book of Rights," "attended by the chief Princes of his Kingdom, began his visits to the King of Connaught, and presented to him one hundred steeds, one hundred suits of military array, one hundred swords, and one hundred caps, in return for which the King was to entertain him for two months at his palace at Anachan, and then escort him to the terri- tories of Tyreounell. He presented to the King of Tyrconnell twenty steeds, twenty complete armor, and tweuty cloaks, for which the King supported him aud the nobility of Minister lor one month, and afterward escorted him to the Principality of Tyrone." The King of Munster is then described as proceeding through Tyrone, Ulster, Meath, Leinster, and Ossory, every- where bestowing gifts on the rulers, and receiving entertainment in return. I sus- pect the entertainment is of more historical reality than the royal gifts. The practice, however, described with this splendor by the chronicler or bard is plainly the same as the cut- ting and coshering which Spencer and others denounce as one of the curses of Ireland. — AVr Henry IS. Maine in the Fortnightly Review. ildki tliefleventh President, n.rly'yesrt on a new farm b-rutps o* Norlh Car. lina. ia<£i .. I >re, with _ enter mer- c. utile life; but his disliKa for business w as so great that, at the age if. eighteen, be was sent to the Murfreciborough Academy to fit for college. Millard Fillmore was the son of • New ^ ork farmer, and his home was an tum- ble one. When he was fourteen yeua old he was sent away from home to Ientu the business of a clothier. Rut fivt years latter be entered a law office, ami at the age of twenty-three he was admit- ted to the bar. James Buchanan w as town of the Alleghany father was poor, and by his home in the will James was sight Tears at school, and six years Dickinson College when w ith the highest honors, Tt is well known that Abraham Lin- coln was the son of parents who were the jxx>rest of the poor. Till he was more than twenty-one his home was a log cabin. His" attendance at school was limited to a few months. From early life he Was Compelled to depend on himself not only for his living, hot also for his success in his business and his pn fessiou. At the age of ten An. hew Johnson waa apprenticed to a tailor. Previously his mother had supported bun by bet ow n labor. Ife was ic ver able, it is* said, to attend school. His education he gained by his own efforts at night, after working all day at his trade, and by the help of his wife. 'Ihe early home of Uenera l Oft t. idsoon the bunks of the Ohio, more Than fifty years ago, was Without many of the comforts of eiviliz 'tl life. Till he tott seventeen, when he Waa u '-nt to West Point, he lived the life of n comfhon hoy in n common home. James A. Garfield, like so many of his predecessors, was born iu a log hut. Wheu he had hardly entered Ids teens he tvas doing a man t v. ork in the har- vest field. Ho learned the carpenter's t u the Oliio Canal. 1, however, to have caving his plane aud his way through the and, with some help '» bio to graduate at trade. He worked Se was determine nn education, ami, scythe, he worked preparatory school from friends, was William* C.ll. tai. "Trie lrW-s r m~«nv .if the Presidents I rove that no l>oy is so ps>r but that he m q hope to attain the highest honors which the American people can give. HUMORS OF THE DAT. "J ci, ice, seize her !" said Sambo, ss Julius was contemplating a fat pullet in the moonlight. Domestic troubles come bunched, like oelery. The only thing in this country that is not injured by bursting, is applause. When you see an act committed are you not necessarily an nigh witness ? " Htsband and wife, 1 ' says some sage person, "should no more struggle to get the last word than they should struggle for the possession of a lighted bomb." They don't. The wife gets it without a struggle. — T/ie Jurlye. " Save Ono Little Kiss for Papa," is the title of the latest song. If this re- mark is aimed at a Chicago girl with four steady beaux the old man's chances are pretty slim. — Ohivago Tribune. " What a contradiction a watch is !" said Timmius. " How so ?" asked Mrs. fiuiuiius. "Why. because it always keeps perfectly dry, although it con- stantly has a running spring inside." Will the "coming man" shut the door after him ? ' He will in this office, >r the going man will go out of the wiudow. — Lowell Citizen. Blosde — " They say Carrie is en- gaged." Brunette — ."Engaged! why, iu- married a month ago aud has just sued for a d vorce." Blonde — " How romantic! Isu t it splendid?'' — lionton Transnri />(. "Yes," said the Denver editor, "I think I must have got out a very read a - ole paper this morning. I've been licked by three prominent citizens lo-dtay, an- other chased me with d gs and a gun and the police had hard work to keep a mob from wrecking my office." — Chi- cago Tribune. Dr. D— has a bright little girl about f. air years of. age, who is very fond of dolls and he buys a new one for her nearly t»very day. • He brought her a new one the other evening, but it did not appear to take her fancy at all. "What, don't you -like the new doll?" ho asked, after watching her a few mo- ni '.its. "No; Is tired of stun* dolls. I want a real meat baby," she replied, carueat ly. — The Judge. " I can wtdl remember the time," uaid Mrs. Marrowfat, leaning over the fence rail, in confidential conversation with h.-r neighbor next door, " when Simp- son's wife was ghul enough toget a plain woolen shawl to wear. Now she always .pp. ars in a sealskin saeque. " *' Ah, you forget," was the reply, " that Mr. Simpson's brother has become a bank cashier." A Detroit man calls his wife Vesu- vius, b. cause ^he is a holy terror. — Chaff. A Burlington man calls his wife Coto- paxi, because she spits lire and won't lava the neighbors alone. — Jiurlington X. J. I'ii'- rprtot . A Jamestown man calls his wife a Tool because she has not .Etna thing since the winter bonnets have made their appearance. — Leader. A Stubenville man calls his wife after lie gets up and builds s fire, for she won't get up iu the cold. — St'dimHllts Hnald. Darwin acknowledged himself match- ed wheu lus little niece asked him, seriously, what a cat has that no other animal has. He give it up after mature deliberation, and then the sly puss answered "kittens." Sausage Fritz, of this city, is an aesthete. He says he now has a "go. d quality of home mate sossiches, with der tlog coll u s all picked owid. Dcy vash «!oo utterly py go-h a goo pie of dimes, aid jron pot ray life if J dokl you so I bite'mine het oS."—Larmic mil Xye. Woman's Exchange in New York. I must mention the Woman's Ex- change here, which is now accepted as an established success. Only three years old, and starting with but ten con- signors, it now has 2,'2o0. Tlie sales this year amount to S26,o35.37, an in- crease of 85,001) over last year. With all expenses paid, and without debt, 86,000 has been put in the bank toward the building fund, and, encouraged by the example of the parent society, nine others have been started in different cities. Few people have any idea of the amount of good accomplished through the Exchange. Only the other day I came across a young girl, rendered a cripple by a painful accident, and unable to move from her chair, who supported herself by making pure molasses candy, which is sold in the restaurant attached to the three rooms of the Exchange. Another instance is found in the English lady reduced by misfortune to poverty, who supplies all orders for English plum pudding, aud dresses herself from the proceeds. There are very few women in the world deprived of the gift of doing some one thing well ; and, whether it consists of making good ginger-bread, a set of baby clothes, painting a screen, or carving a piano, she can find nn op- portunity to make profitable use of it here. — Letter in Chicago Inter-Ocean. Borrow In;:. /> <ir fiirla —Let me entreat you nevoi to forma habit of borrowing—borrowing iu season and out of season; liorrowing dresses and wraps, riblxins and pins, scissors and thread, dimes and pencils, until your friends will expect to heat you say. " Please, may I borrow," each time you look info their rooms. Lend- ing is a real kindness, and betokens an obliging spirit; bnt borrowing shows card s-- management and no proper re- gard for the rights of others. To be sure, it is sornetitlits necessary even with the l>est regulated household, wardrobe or work-nax. Still I have a real regard for those who will dcni them- selves a pi. asure or put off a time ol enjoyment rather than borrow. But ol all things. n< r, r ask the loan of clothing ! Some persons are so sensitive that if they could afford it they would rather throw away a garment another had worn than appear in it themselves. Although you may think this foolish, you must bear in nrnd tliat the garments belong to their friend, and by asking to liorrow them, yon forcehertochtK.se between punishing herself with complying or offending you with a denial. Perhaps the girl readers are not ad- dicted to this exasperating habit, aud do not need this talk. There is, how- ever, among my acquaintances a maidea who makes h. rself one of my greatest trials. She aaks for my scarf to wear to the city . for my shawl when she visits her aunt, tor my hood when she goes skating. One of my dresses figured at her cousin's wedding ; one of my neck- ties is seen in her photograph ; she pro- tects her hands with my mittens, walks dry-shod in my rubbers, and warms her fingers in my mufi. Yet she is so help- ful, and sociable, and amiable, and re- turns so readily and neatly each article borrowed, that I seldom venture a re- fusal, especially when I remember that her wardrobe is scantily funiishe.E Still I often take myself severely to task for allowing a girl with si'ch excellent traits to pass into womanhootl with this disa- greeable one. So full of the hope that sho will see this talk, I send it on its mission, trusting it will help some maiden to become a more agreeable woman.— "Aunt 01^' in < uantry Gen- t/t tiian. A Dare-Oevil oflhe << orgia Mountains. There are few m^i id < h-orgia, proba- bly, who have given the officers more trouble than Jack Phgh, and we doubt if any one has been more successful in elmling them. Catch Lini and surround him as they would, he always managed to slide out from nnd r their thumbs. Long, lank, lean, end w iry, and possess- ed of unusual act • tor one of his build, he has kepi up his dare-devil car. er with the fearlessness of a border ruffian. Tugh will fight a circular saw, and has never been afraid to meet the liest armed officers, always beiug ready and on the alert His wife, too, is a tough customer when^ on her muscle. Some time ago one liawls said some- thing to her "about Jack at the hous-, when she took up a board and with true Amazonian courage cleaned him com- pl. telv tip, making him bite the dust in a jiffv. Pugh says he hasn't slept inside of a 'house in three years. If all his exploits in evading the law and swindling the government were dished up in dime- novel style, it would make the hair of the average boy stand wildly on end. Being an illicit distiller of the ardent is not his onlv reputation. He is said to lie a clever counterfeiter.— Griffin (Ga.{ .Y< trs. Simple Tales for Little Children. 1. Here we have an album. It is full | of pictures for little children -with dirty I rirjfrem to look ot. Were are two picture* of papa. This is one of him before he was married to mamma. He looks like a two-year-old colt behind a bond of music. * H.-re is a picture of papa after he ha 1 married mamma. Vow he looks like a government mule hauling a load of pig iron. See if you can pnt yonr r on the nose and the eyes and the mouth of each picture. Turn down s leaf when vou come to a pretty picture you like. The baby is eating bread and molasses. Let him take the album and look at the pictures, too. 2. This is a lamp. It is full ot nice, yellow oil. Can you light tho lamp? If there ie too much oil pour some of it in the stove. Mamma will not miss the oil if you i>our it in the stove, but she may miss you. A little oil on the carpet is not a bad thing for the oil, but it is » bad thing for the carpet and yon. 3. Do not make a noise or yon will wake the policeman. He is sitting on the doorstep asleep. It is very hard on him to have to sleep out of doors these cold nights. There is a bank being lobbed around the corner and a woman is being killed in the next block. If the policeman waked up he might find it out and arrest somebody. Some people be- lieve this is what policemen are for, but tlio i>olicenien do not think so. 4. Who is this creatnre with long hair and a wild eye ? He is a poet. He writes poems on spring and women's eyes and strange, unreal things of that kind. He is aiwavs wishing he was dead, but he wouldn't let anybody kill him if he could get awav. A mighty good sausage-Btuffer was spoiled wheu the man became a poet He wotdd look well standing un- der a descending pile-driver. & The girl is at the gate. A young man is coming down the lane. The girl's papa is sitting on the lroiit porch He is very old. He has raised a family of eleven children. What is the poor old man thinking about, and why does ha gaze so intently at his right boot? Maybe he is thinking about raising the young man who is coming down the lane. — Denver Tribune. The finest railroad station in the United States is said to be the new one of the Pennsylvania Campany in Phila- delphia, It stands in the heart of the city, and is described as a "magnificent specimen of Gothic architecture." How Do Tou Keep Yonr Room 1 A look into the chamber of a boy or girl will give one an idea what kiud of man or woman he or she will probably become. A hoy who keeps his clothes hung up neatly, or a girl whose room is clean always, will lie very apt to make a successful man or woman. Order and neatness are essential to our comfort as well as to that of others about us. A boy who throws down his cap or boots anywhere will never keep his accounts in shape, will do things in a slovenly, careless way, and not be long wanted in any position. A girl who does not make her bed until after dinner, and she should always make it herself rather '.ban have a servant do it, and throws her dress or bonnet down in a chair, will make a poor wife in nine cases out of ten. If the world could 6ee how a girl keeps her dressing-room, some un- happy marriages would be Baved.— Con- Qregationaliat. » An exchange has thes^ truthful words to boys : " The boy who spends an hour of each evening lounging idly on the street corners is wasting, in the course of the year, 365 prescious hours, which, if applied to study, would familiarize him with the rudiments of almost any of the familiar sciences. If, in addition to spending an hour each evening, he wastes ten cents for a cigar, which 'is usually the case, this worse than wasted money would pay for ten of the leading periodicals of the country. The grati- fication afforded by the lounge on the corner and the cigar is not only tempor- arv but positively hurtfuL You cannot indulge in them without hurting your- selves. You acquire idle and wasteful habits which cling to you with each succeeding year." "loo against my Will," murmured she sweetlv, a* she fondly leaned on William's arm, as they mesndered to the theatre.

HUMORS THH HICKMAN COBB, COURIER GEORGE WARRETS

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she put forwnril with renewed confidencein the conversation given above, after afresh display of the unholy phenomenonas she calletl it. This was the occasionthereof. Mr. Briggs had boon

gize

left

'for ]tavmg anus abruptlvindeed

engagement," A strange

andyoung

coming up the walk iu great glee with, a; t<

parcel 11 udt rh is arm. T\ ; aJ *•"What has h.> cot there?" uHWhat has he got (here ?" sn»l gnnie

one."All the works of Joseph us for ten-

pence," replied Mr. Gregory.Immediately afterward Mr. Hriggs

entered the room and said to t lie eoiu-

p my :

"What do yon think I haveIwught?" to which tbef.iieral re

was :

** All Joseph in for tonpenee." a

It tamed oat that he h id jmlt f«r-

teel it out from a s.>eond-lkMid book-

man, indeed !" we thought, and we were ;

still Uityy surprised when in about au 1

hour he returned, and asked mv uncle 7

:<> I* allowed a short private convcrsa-im wiih- him. My nnele -em. >l

startled at this request ^and bo, by theway, did Lily ).but after a short pause heled the way into an adjoining apart- 1

ment,Llui ooiiV! r.-at ion which ensue!, *u» uc

1

siilisequentiy learned, was asfoiiows :

"lam about, sir," sai.l Mr. Gregory," to refer to yonr private ml. in s to an ex-tent^trtiich will surprise you, but 11 i peto be able to render you a service whichwill be an ample excuse Xor my intrusion.You are, I lielieve, returning to town to-

ui< irrow ?•• V.

after these events Mr. Gregory againrequested a private' conversation with

my nnele ; that he had again somerevelations to make concerning a con-spiracy of two, male and female, in

tins case also; and that shortly after

the first pair of conspirators had been" aebtenwed lot life" by oue of herMajesty's Judges, a similar sentencew ; is pronounced npon the other pair

by the Rev. Mr. Briggs.

iOSSIP FOK THK LADIES.

A Poetess iu the >anctuin.

"Could lisee the literary editor V" iu-

imred a very pretty gttl as she openedthe door of the editorial rooms.

••I expect you could, mi-s,"' repIiejLaj

A Hint Tale.JuMnjii nf ll tb«> lattice,here the miukt-- •!..«!•>

•W ' 1 for her gratiaVliat Uie brmsBre nuut; and sighed;

End the cjainty ten^-i !;»..-*t Uit» aunTx-ania on her t.-ea«*»a

eft her traced in Uie. cirrnwnOl tU«g. idei. Bornlng tide.

jie 'iimeto were a-rooiuM,bd tlie di l|»Bail been a-w > K.incr.

» • liu dewa wWf lnt. rMi'»:n^1 11 thx- flowerw* v . i r

,

a youug until.

diste vicinii f,

"Oh. 1 iu

if you are in his• ho is not a fairy,

ait w as lie' m In re

iminel

nivf !». rious

I

When I n|i

1. ole t al

That heThat I roiYet I kueiH< lllen

d atruck anddog and aunued him- -

it in atf^iny.

le li. n • .1 t.. s-i me.I tr:i 1 mi tiaid to ah m uieeeoo|tnl/.e.t ma »ttt'.

Id Bi • lie p >>ut pity,r, iu all the city.

u:.

q ...»er,

< >r ax Ik lia.i-

With the .'ret full In hu face;He «a» p u-e.ll. it. Done isiilld doubt It,

N me whoi-aw bin writhe wou.d ecollt It,

but I did not want to d ull It.

tVi » hat mat. i ould be M baee?

I'..; ;•• d.>({ waa grow iiijj weaker,\\ Mi >

I ins kimbr, BJHNLot k whicb cannot be f. rg.rt;

Yet, ae BOW lM fa>t WBB faliintf,

And aa hope war iiiaavallmir.Though it c.i'ivd a wcrat •|ualiing,

I, reluctoi. t, bad bun abut.

So he died, and ertuae<iuent:y—for we |i| not keep hire -jrentlyHo \va» btitie.1 with reirr-t:

I. <ne o.d .j.l the coachman »h»e'cil inm,l'nr ntiM I ii i man c<>uld w.eld bini.And where- natlng oak tron aJutud blui

1 h. re waa builesl Jae k. Ihe pet.

Do you wonder we are lonely !

Where he ketm« ed n <»' i« onlv... iiudi.tlil U o and .1. p;

lie waa aiwaya glad ;<> greet u»,Alwaya waiting MB| to meet n»,A id. wl.t r.w '.if to beat u»—Beat u> and ulna.1 would keep.

but no mora will Jaek attend us,M r.-Ti f i. ly no ruoie defend ua.Pay and aianl Iran |*

1^>ne now J:e hard I

\lway. then- when he >< i

Iraated Iroiu lus n.aeter'k tabic

—

lie la goue and »t m gr-ef.

Kan well Jack, wbo Of attended,r^rewrll tiow, t!..v dajra are ended.Now wlib all 0:e world at peace;

lilt-re Uo pr»t Wl.i . . r uici-t Uie.-,

There no fo- wil 1 i-'cr - et t!

i here in peaceful BtaboJ er re»t thee.Till eternal agee r-ae-

1

Winn^

Tery serions, and gave no information

but changed the subject as soon as fjoa.sible.

I u consequence o| all this, interest,

enrit'sity, utu -asicess, a i t even alarm,wore in varying degrees eiuitfcd in tlio

breasts <-f the s<*veral members of ourcompimy. AIo.^t *d the lathes declaretl

that thev wore* dailv experting m >n ...

Doubtful Acquaintances.

"It la very rt>niarkuble,*' said myuncle, as Mr. Gregory left the rood:*-"

" It is very mysterious," said Lily,with strong iiiiinlneii on the adverb."Tome," observed an elderly huly

Imartler, "it appears to l»e somethingni-rso thau niystejrious ; ant', withoutmaking any assertions, I would at least

caul ion you, my dear, agaiust any closerintimacy with on who seems so often to

be past MSG 1 of information in a mannerof which there is no conceivable naturalexplanation."

" It reminds me most," said the Rev.Mr. Briggs, "of certain cases, un-doubtedly well authenticated, in whichthe existence of the st>-ealled 'secondsight " ha -t been demonstrated in a verysingular manner.""And," added my uncle, "although

many of the professors of Spirituuh-Mhave lieen proved imjiostors, it by nomeans follows that all

"

"Yes, yes," broke in our lady friend," but we all know that people once haildealings with f miiliar spirits, and I nevercould find any proof that this kind ofthing has ever ce ise I, and therefore, asI said liefore, 1 very strongly cautionyon "

" Hush !" cried several voices. "Herehe comes."My uncle, my Cousin Lily and I were

staying at a boarding-house at the sea-side, and among a somewhat numerouscompany was a certain Mr. Gregory.We hail mathi his acquaintance on thenight of our arrival in a rather conicalmanner. He was passing our room justaa Lily was calling to me in a tone ofwoful desiiair that she had broken thekey in the lock and could not get out.Through the key-holo he had voluu teeredhis services as an amateur lock-picker,and released us from our imprisonmentThis introduction had served quite as

well as a much more formal one wouldhave done to inaugurate what promisedto lie a pleasaut seaside acquaintance.Now on first sight he certainly present-ed very little ap(>earanco of lieing a sus-picious or dangerous character. He wasa young man of some 25 years of age,with a bright, frank expression and agleam of mischief in his eyes. He wasexceedingly intelligent and well in-

formed, and, though rather retiring in

the mixed company ot our establish-

ment, could, we discovered, sing well,

read wed and talk welL VVithout in-

truding himself upon us, he had madehimself very agreeable to us two girls

;

and we had surmised that ne was a

tiling serious to happen. That thoseexpectations were no. altogether unful-filled will now be made plain.

There were twe> new arrivals on theday on which oar r.tory opens. Ourcompany had hitherto been pleasant an I

select, but the ladr and getntleman whonow came among us, ami who wirenamed Mr. and Mrs. ( trice, were excep-tions to this. Fhowily die—eg,anaload

.in their conversation, they made greatJ eil'orts to mix w'uh ease in oar company,and for some inacrutable reason seem dto make special endeavors to becomeiutimate with our own party; Mr. Grieeattacking my unci -, and his wife devot-ing herself to us.

We were at no pains to conaeal ouri aversion to their ill-mannered and often-i sive intrusion, but they seemed deter-mined to accept no rebuff. Lily said that

|ae had met here the most pleasant and

the most imp! ;isat:t p. r- -::s whom wehad ever s« en iu our travels. Theformer class, I iiresunic, mainly

I aia braced Mr. Gregory.liver siuce Mr. Smith's visit on the

previous day, my uu do luul seemed to

bo unusnailv worried and anxious.

Something had happeired* at the office,it appeared, which . used him very

! great uneasiness, and iicjtept a constantwatch for the post. Ia'lv and I weretroubled aboat it, bat wi pe hardly pr<-; I ft it Ins sndd'Jii au.rauuncemeiit at

i lunch next day, upon receiving a letter

•from town, that we inn-' \. ; up at

Lonce and return by the first morningI train.

i we Baa HO objection t*> escape fromthe Giices, but, mvapite Mr. Gregory's

,ill-repute for his mysterious arts, we

' were very sorry to leave him, to say,

nothing of the abrupt and unexpectedtermination of our hoiida.v.

The Grices were sitting next tonswhen my uncle made this anutsuus<«-=-

tuent, and I saw a peculiar iook of sig-

nificance pass between thetu. Mr.Gregory was sitting at tlio other end *>f

k long liming-table, and quite out ofear shot, but he e;inje itlV immednctolyafter we ro-e fr. :.. !avU' . . d said:

"A-v. ry -ad thing, Hi:.-, sud leu 4epajrt-F Yours !

"lire

"Mr. Gregory I r< plied, u nr.-

perhaps awa^Mi. at yn|}UuunuV-i gr.iv>-

suspicious "UtT ! -• iiu; iu league \i/itli the|X>wers of ^darkness, and titis is anotherproof. 11. i

. i^aJu yon p»vs.-;bly know?"tifta trawl fant," ht said.

Hut it. is .i very h«"»t after-

come down to re-

us ' health. Rut we are often

warned against judging from appear-

ances, mid he h:ul during the past few-

days manifested a very remarkablepower of clairvoyance or second sight,

or whatever else you like to call it,

vfliich ha<l created a great sensationamong us.

On the previous day, for instance, mynncle had met a g> utlemau at- the sta-

tion and had brought him homo to din-

ner. We saw them walking slowly upthe garden toget her in conversation, andLalv had exclaimed

:

" Who on earth is this ?"

Mr. Gregory looked anil said ?

" His name is Smitli, and he is return-

inir to town by the midnight train."" You know him ?"

"Never saw him in my life before,"

was the answer.Sure enough his name proved to be

Smith, and ho returned to town thatnight after a long private interview withmy uncle ; nor had he, lie told us inanswer to our inquiries, ever seen orheard of Mr. Gregory bdforo.

On Saturday morning, also, the Rev.Mr. Hriggs, taking a walk on the beach,mctlitating on his Sunday text, had en-countered Mr. Gregory, who volunteeredinformation as to the aaid text, withchapter and verse all correct, to thepetrifaction of the reverend gentleman.On another occasion, when our elder-

ly lady fnoutl mentioned that she hadbeen out making a small purchase, Mr.Gregory informed us sotto tx>oE tbnt abottle of hairwash constituted the pur-chase in question. This communicationwas very unfortunately overheard. Itscorrectness was not at the time definite-

ly established, but it was shortly after

this that she first propounded her owntheory on the subject, which

if

He<)h, ill

laughing.noon, what do juU s iv to » little read-ing?"

Lily he>c squeezed i: ;. . rm vigorously,but! answered,.** I leur my uncle wiiL

not let u- go out of his _;hr. He fc rs

it his duty to k.'wp rtpetiai Ufi d over uswhile we" are in si^h dangi-runs corn-

panv,"" Never -rrAul, ' he said; " 1 w :!1 read

to him as werH*^We were nrrt\• 4* the ftorner of the

drawing-room, near ss wii.dow lookingout on to a covered lialcony wiivoh over-lookedthe garden. SiyajBcle . ii..-*upand

returned Mr. Gregorv 's t^uirte >us gveet-

ing in a manner which was, i tear, notvery gracious."May 1 trouble you for the paper

after you, sir?" he eaid.

" Certainly," was the answer. "Rutmay we not enjoy if all together? Witli

your pernaissi i I w ' ul oj< iul tci th

oompnny."My uncle looked comaderably aston-

ished at this uuiumal or .|- • ai. l.ov

looked np with open eyes and curious

eipressiou, this bwiiqj not ejuiclly the

kind of retuling sin ha I inte nded. Rutthe offer was seriously m.idti and re-

peated, and my trncTe, who donrly liked

being read to, gave a dubious consent.

Miss Lily, w»th liKnl affection, madehim particularly comfortable iu an arm-chair, and Mr. Gregory commencedreading a long, prosy article on Frenchpolitics. He read with anything but bi»

usual spirit, and in a soft, low, monoto-nous voice. The consequence wae—as

had possibly been not wholly unforeseen—that my uncle was soon enjoying hisaocustoiuetl ivlteriKM.u si.-Mn. Tlw rva I-

ing, having become gradually slower andsofter, now ceased, and the reader, ltx>k-

ing up, suggested by a sligjit gesture anadjournment to the garden.

Lily and I tried to «motl»vr our laugh-ter and look shucked, but we adoptedthe suggestion. A book of poetry wasuieklv produced, and I iound thatere is a difference be-ttwvn hearing

French politics read in a stuffy drawing-room to a midiTJo-afljgd, g-'Utlemaii, uu 1

hearing " Enocti Ardeir reail m a cool,shady alcove, to a pretty, dark-eyeel,lovable maiden, with tender bosom heav-ing in sympathy with i>oor Enoch's sor-rows, especially when the reader is ahandsome young bachelor, with an ex-qnisitely-mtKlnlated voice, able to dofull justice to the harmonious numbers ofthe Laureate.At the end of half an hour I was

startled by an exclamation from Lily.Looking up, I saw in the garden below,sitting on a scat under the trees withtheir faces toward us, onr dear friends,Mr. and Mrs. Grioe.The gentleman was keeping up, ap-

parently, a desultory conversation withhis wife* They waved their handscatching onr

not

1 Mfi ^Snso ufjoin return is, 1 l»e>-nt: 'u*

[ flefe. Connected with the forgery of ace-rtaiu check iu your name.

"

"Sir, how can yuu pot>eibly know-that?""That check « as brought to y<m for

your lusjtection three days ngo "by oweof tin- clerks fruu the bank, a Mr. Smith,and it is now in your posst ssioii."'

My iiiicte waei'Si.NMuthkvs.s." Hc.tr me further. Tlie accuracy ot

my statements hitherto utay claim cre-denee for what l am about to ailirm.Unless I am greatly mistaken, there arenow in this establishment two personsw ho have b. en employed to reguiu pos-S4 ssion, at all costs, of that forg- d paper.They suspect that you have it, and al-

fQady ymu-room and your daughter amtniece's rtx>ni have been s. arohet^ aiid .it

only remains to search your person."My uncle turned pale." It is known that you are leaving to-

morrow morning, and the attempt will

be made between now ami then. Willyou allow me to offer you my advice ?"

I will not attempt to describe my re-

spected uncle's condition of body andmind at thi< parjj of the interview. Suf-fice it to «=:iv that the proffered advicewas ultimately adopted.On that evening my uncle declined to

accompany us when, an hour after din-

ner, the house emptied on to the prom-enade. Mr. Gregory also was missing,ninl had not appeared at dinner. TheRev. Mr. Hriggs took us under his care.

My uncle wa-s already nodding in his

chair as we went out. Twenty minutesafterward two of the company softly re-

entered the room. This 1 had from aneye-witness. Their names were Mr. amiMis. Griee. Mrs; Once stood at thedoor and her husband advanced gentlyacross the rloor to whuav my • nnele lnyhack in hi* cluur, snoring audibly, his

handkeiehi' I over his head, his coat

thrown open, and a pocket-book just

showing :n his breast -po.-k. t.

Mr. Griov crept up to him, nhfttracterl

the book with n practiced hand, put it

iuti i his ow ii pocket, and turned to go.

Now. as he re-crossed the room, he hadto pass before a large lounge, with longhangings in front, and he was, per-

haps, somewhat surprised to find Ins

auk lea s- ize.l in the firm grip of n pairof bunds -thrust out suddenly from un-der the lounge. Ashe fell, his amiablepartner turned round—into the arms ofa detective officer. At the same mo-ment Mr. Gregoryentered through thewindow from the bak-oiiy." This is your poeket-L>ook, sir," said

one of the detectives,i "Thank you," said my uncle. "It

I

has nothing^ in it, but I am^g^ad to haveit back again."Mr. and Mrs. Griee were r> hiovt d at

once to another public establishment in

I

the neighborhood, where ~^ie company'was very select, the hours vera' regularand maintenance very cheap r t\l. ofestablishment which'tt was subservient-

ly proved they had frequented in m r.

than one part*of the country.Amid con*adcrub!o excitoir.. >,t we

promenaeled late that night. My unclesard -

K

" You have renderotl'me a -erAe. sir,

which lays me under the . pt.-le/wdiga*'

tion to you. I lUOre no douiji that tno

original delinquents, of _yhom the-c

creatures are «mly the, toads, will bebrought tt> justice, ^hiding tiiat weare ou Uieir tnudw.they have made this

effort Ui >'. u •;• tiieir g . .. i .• •

'

us ftioui subira|tting it to experts.

Thanks to vou. thev have failed. 1 cant_ i_ i :o 1. . ,

At the piet-ent movnent." was tlie re-

ply, "the literary editor is attending achicken dispute, but 1 am ke. pMig aneye on whab-ver pearls of thought comehi during his absence. What is yourpacket ?"

"I don t think I quite understandvou, sir," said the girl.

"Are yon a poet ?"

Yes, sir, tnst is—""Oh, I know you ain't a good one;

they all Bay that. Hut if you've got a

poem ju t stand over there m the cornerind read it. 1 can get onto the gate ef

thaataaajai Better that way."The young lady seemed somewhat

surpri-e.l at tins method of receivingpoetical gems, but tripped lightly to the

plana ind. eat.nl by the young man andre:ul ns follows :

1 wnd Iked tuti k Ibh lUStaS bund of gold.1>oh» n «r»k< n SicaMMieaoi EotMn m>M '

(Mult thou tbink niv s.,u! bath aunk -o lowVfUn I NmiM w.nr tliy tin;; :ind know

•'that to anal her wan plltrtite J thy troth ?

Nay —'lirvuid trrpufi ill IhmIi.

• That'll do. Dal you write it your-self?"" Ve.-, sir," wi

• It's tough,"Man. "I canpitches around

it'.y from tie- ,,;.<,

-. :. ie and -ingle,i.i .utertuingle• «f-€Utang led maze.

.mina.there,i;iche* a ti nirpi nft,

,!> a druOimiBg*

you at yonr t

qu:tht

liortunity of making any return to you,however slight."

" 1 sha'l certainly tu!-:e

word, sir," was the answer."And nnV, Mr. Gregory," continued

my nn.-le, " will you ward- >n our curiosityif- we bag yon tcv tAU-^js the means bywhich you were able to divine the in-

tentions of our departed friends V"

"Oh, Mr. Gregury," cried Lily, "youmust tell us. We are cu thorns to know,and will do anythiug in the world youlike to mention if you will t.-ll us.""On WifBsrtenus t consent," said he,

with a curious look at Lily, which madeher suddenly blush very much, as Icould see even in tlie moonlight."You may have iiotic«d," l*>gtt,tl Mr.

Gregory, "that I am somewhat' d. if.

and I have l>een much more so. Inconsequence of this I have ae.piired theart, which I believe almost any one canaoquiii , rA reading the mov.'nionts of

the lips in the same way that the deafand dumb are taught to do, so that I

enn always understand what peopleshyif only they are within seeing distance

;

ruid mv seeinir is verv ncnte. I needhardly say that 1 avoid over-seeing con-versation, if you will allow the expres-sion, as much as I would' over-hearingit ; but I frequently s~e peopley s)>enK afew wgrds on accidentally glancing atthem. I think that what has mizzledyon will now be plain. Perhaps Toughtto confess that I have yielded a little to

the temptation of mystifying"IheoHH?pany during the last week, especially in

the ease of Mr. Rriggs, who has, like

many people who have lived a good deal

alone, a habit of talking to himself as

he goes along, which he is scarcely awareof. This afternoon, however, I watchedthe Grices in good earnest. I was very

much astonished at what I saw. Y. >ur

sudden departure had disarranged their

plans, and they had a full discussion of

past and future operations.

yo.ii just bring your verses to me, aud—

"

dBlv saV'ho^a7wer«>mTwi ,^ ihe 8irl *P" IWr Cfcfeqan Tri-

The Egg Story.

It woldtl violate all precedent it thestory of Columbus and the egg were to

be spared the renders of this volume. It

is briefly an follows : Soon after lusreturn to Spain he dined with ( -ar. linal

tie Meudozu, an eminent clergyman witha talent for dinners. An objectionableyoung man who was present, and whoundoubtedly had taken more champagnethau was goexl lor his fellow-dim ire,

asked the Admiral ii he did not thinkthat if ho had not discovered tlie NewWorld some one else would have veryshortly discovered it. He was unques-tionably an impertinent young man, buthe was undoubtedly right iu assumingthat sooner or later the Atlantic wouldhave been crossed, even if Columbus hadn. ver b.-.-n lx>rn. Historians t.-il us thaiColumbus, in reply, asked the youngman if he could stand an egg on its little

end, and when the young man, after

rudely inquiring what Columbus wasgiving him, was constrained to admitthat he couid not perform the feat in

question, the great explorer simply flat-

tened the little end of the egg by knock-

|ing it against the table, and then easily

] made it stand up. The whole companyinstantly burst into tears, and exclaimedthat Columbus was the greatest and

| noblest of mankind. If this trick of

; flattening an egg was really regarded as

| a brilliant repartee, by which the imper-1 tinent young man ought to have been! utterly withered np, it gives us a melau-

icholy view of the state of the art ofrepartee among the Spaniards. The realfacts of the case are probably these :

Cardinal de Mendoza, the dinner and theimpertinent young man doubtless ex-isted in the manner specified, and theimjiertinent young man, in an advancedstate of champagne, probably said some-thing insulting to the Admiral. The

It was not latter, disclaiming to notice the affront

at all a bad idea to hold their delibera- by words, and reluctant to cause anytions before your very eyes, so to

on

keep up their watch on your movements-had ta

tchiug onr eye, and beckoned to usto come and join them, which we did notdo.

Mr. Gregory, instead of going on withhis reading, continued to regard th^mintently, and asked us whether we knewthem.We said, "No.""Ru*»they

said.

We explained howus w ith their attentiipointment, he couldgo on with his reading, bnt he continuedto stare at the couple liefore him; andwhen at last they strolled off in differentdirections, he said that he must apolo-

and disarm suspicion, but they J

no precautions against being

The rest you

to know you," he

•hey had favoredins. To our disap-not be induced to

takenoverseen.

know.',' r

"Rut how about the purchase of the

hair-wash, that sad proof of occult art ?'*

I said.

"Oh, that had nothing to do with it.

I'was in the shop, being shaved, and I

saw tlie transaction in a looking-glass."

Later still, when my uncle had gone

in, I heard him quietly say: "So youwill do whatever I like to mention?**

But these words were not addressed to

me, end I judged it best to fall into the

rear, and, having no gifts of clairvoy-

ance myself, I cannot tell youthe rest • of the conversation. I

can onlv add that our re-

turn was 'ptBtponed, and that shortly

is tuc reply.

aid the affable youngsee that it dives ami:><jnsiieiabie, although

I'm neit a coiiii.K./.er iu p.n-try. He.si.le-,

-he doesn't rhyme like she ought to.

F*ojc iusbuiee, take these lines ;

That t" another was pli^ln.-l thy truth!Nuy — 'lamiM wroiii; us both.

"Now, 'troth' and 'both' don'trhyme. We'll have to fix that. Howwould this do

:

Tbat to amam-ther was J.lighted tliy troth 1

Tby love's more thin than elc ken broth.

"That kind of cases her up a little,

doesn't it?" and the young editorsmiled affably in the general direction of

thegrt" go you think VOU can print it next

Sunday?" asked the younglady, lookingbewitchingly pretty as she spoke,"Oh. you bet well print it. Stick it

into .i bang np place, too. Any timeyou grind out some slush just bring it

to iue, nud I—

"

At this point the literary editor camein, and the young manwho had beentloing m> much talking indicated to thegirl by a series of violent winks that thenew arrival was the person she wantedto see. Fxplaining her basiness, i hehuiidert-tnin her jineticat efirrrt. He readit carefully, and then said :

"I readily perceive that you have tin-

gem of ponfti tire in your heart, and t hat

it need< only time and car.- to bloss .mforth into afiowert.f re-pleudent beauty.The effort which you have handed me is

crude. It lacks the finish which cultureand experience alone can give. I ail]

reconstruct thetir.-t stanza iu accordancewith the ideas just enunciated.

"

Alter writing for a moment or so thtliterary e.litor read as follows :

Take hack, <> perj ared. heart, this golden tiand,No longer thai! u abiue "Ii Ipe.ini j S haad

;

To depth", ft low 1 never could descend;This a,tonishiti^ heart-hr. ak I will end.anutb. i ha* your love, full well I ku.iw;Be Hot oi..1.1 : for at urn yuu are loo In*.

"You s.-e that gets in all the h'eas,anil somewhat improves the language.'.-aid the literary editor.

"Aud willyou print, it SundayV"Certainly, ami in a prominent posi-

tion, too. Now, whenever you haveauvpoetry just bring it to me, and—

"

'•.Never mind these ducks, sis," saidtlie trot'.ing-horse editor, who enteredthe room at this juncture. "I'm theboy that takes a crack at the poetry.Why, neither of these fellows knows' athree-em dash from a fore-and-Hftschooner. Wneuevet the Muse troubles

unpleasant scene at the Cardinal's table,merely threw an egg at the offender'shead, and pursued the conversation withhis host. Subsequent writers, deter-mined to give a profoundly scientificcharacter to everything the Admiral did,built up from this slight basis of fact theegg-balancing story. In point of fact,

any one can balance an egg on its little

end by the exercise of a Tittle care andpatience, aud it is rather more easy todo this with an egg that has not beenflattened than with one that has.— II

r. L.

Alden'B "Christopher Columbus."

The MormonB had an id< a that Presi-dent Taylor was stealing from them, andwhen he got a hint of it he replied :

"Let me seethe man who said so andI'll hang him inside of an hour !

" Thaisettled the question of his honesty.

•Hi::.'.; ' 3t,f 1 t.e-.

•rthe «..r.1i« that thrilled her;a vlli.-re, you Jane Yfalilder—*\ el»^-ilid knuckle Uiem ar clothea !

'

\SJIJH>' o Wbo Follayti die 31 on mlv.

Tfon.f*: the hunt. The Doehess d'Uzeskeep, a pack of hounds and follows themfearlefsly. The Comtess TAgle i- aniiitr.-j« 1 horsewoman, and has notmissed, save on rare ticcasions, Wing in

at the death of the sta~, and Madame,in theth(-ir

and c<

abIn

m.

Reiioi; Ohsmpy one dof her husband frommounted on horsebackthe park of boar houndsShe give the huntsman ohouink on, and followedthe start to the finish,

When the wild boal was brought to bayaud killed by a bullet by the head keep-

neeail,

tedt.

ders to lay thethe hunt from

ing pres. ul

Whom • ns : I otliortls.

It isw. ll that no occasion should l»e

lost of test ing theoonuaenplaee that menare harder than women. Irish tenantsare sail to have found that the r< verseof tlnsis nearer the truth Speaking of

the eaies settled at Hallina, the Tim s

eoRespndenl says that they were ex*trmnelaseat, and the fact that the landhas betu in the possession ><f a lady diddid notdimiiiisii the risk of rack-rent-

ing. On the contrary, it may lie said,

withori any disparagement of the gen-tler sex th it, iu many innrnnoon, theyhave Men found the most severe andexacting of all proprietors, who enforcetheir iBiuis w ith uncoMSB,

Ipromisingstriot"

\ P—UlBal ISitiitl.

A betntafnl hand is an excellent thingin wonan; it is a charm that nev. r taii^.

it is a aOSlin of fascination that n. v.-r

tlisnpji^irs. Women carry a beautifulh ind w,th them to the grave when abesatifU face has long since vanishedor ceastd to enchant. The expressionof the hand, too, is inexhaustible; iindwhen tie eyes we may have worshipedno longer flash or sparkle, the rin-l. ts

with which we have played are coveredwith a cap, or, worst-, a turban, and the

\ntnishe4 the hand, the inim rl d ban 1,

defyinguike time and care, still v.m-quish. siud still triumphs; and small.softand lair by an airy attitude, a gentlepressure or a new ring, renews withuntiringgrace the spell that bound ourenamorVand adoring youth.— DiwctoU.

Western Women.Perhaps the most striking charnoter-

istic of tiic women of the West is tho"\e;i i mill" import-anee they place onthe inteleetnal life. It is a natural re-

sult of the early deprivations of thepaxentajho, in going to a new country,reUhqumed the cducutitmal privileges

of the &ist, and to whose recedingvisions :he opportunities of schools,libraries art galleries and social culture

Were battings that brightened as theytook tlmr uigtit. As an almost invari-

able atanenoe, their chiUlren werereared t> consider these the very essen-tials of .ife. The mother might neces-

sarily l>« confined to a life limited ill its

NalisatSM but infinite in its aspira-

t: .lis. mil out of this grew the feeling

that tin daughter should enjoy thoseprivilege denied to herself. Thus thepresent generations of the women of thoWest art the ones who recruit the intel-

lectual links.—ItoxUm Tram lit r.

tlomnii'* Ncll-Nfi« rifit-e.

"Oh, to, he never beats me," said

Julia Cojtors, tryiug to look the Judgestraight in the face. " Martin gets fussyand noiiy sometimes, and lx-riiaps he.

pushes i»e around a little, but never anyassault, er.

"

"The officer says he saw your hus-band stake you on tlie thoaldei andthen vol struck him in the lace withyour l'i>t,'*

The vvinp.u dropped her eyes, tiugen 1

her shawl nervously for n moment andthen looked up, tixeil her black evescalmly i,»<>u the court and said: "Theofficer ii mistaken. Martin put his handupon mfcjirm and spoke to me a little

cross aldhv - imetiling, and then I pushedI might have struck him,pot strike me. He neverr plead guilty, but he hasShing. He* is only a bit

^. i n I dle, but I don't chargeult."

2 wife's story. She pleadedve her husband, while heguilty and 1 t her take npon

. he blame without saying aword f<* her. The woman is ever readvto sacrifice herself to save the man, andthe moroihe is abused the closer sheclings to him. The man stands beforethe Judg» uud savs as plainly bv his si-lence as Adam did bv his words : " Thewoman is the guilty one, she temptedme," and the woman shares his punish-m. i.t.

The court found Julia and MartinConnors guilty of mutual assault, andfined tlie woman 81 without costs andthe man $10 with costs. The womanpaid her.fine, spoke an encouragingword to the man, and went out from thecourt room. She went home, drew forth-the little .tore she had pnt bv for coalbills for the winter, took perhaps nearlyall her earnings, and came back quicklyto pay his fine and take him out of thedock, it » way D{ womerj) RD,i menwill let them have their way.—/fWonGlolie.

hie I.arty W nitres*.A correspendent who has been to

Mount Washington discourses as followsof the Lady waitress :

A scornful young person thrust the bill

of fare before ns, ami stood in a protest-ing self-eoosciom, to receive ourorders. She wai a " lady waitrets," aschool-teacher from Rangor. Portia insome way, being native to this sort ofthing, made her answer questions ; butBfie did to always in the same high andmighty maaner_

"Are there manv ladv waitresseshere?" asked Portia."Yes ; there are ten school-teachers

in the dirung.room> twenty studentchambermaids, and the head laundress

and under-housekeeper are Boston doc-tresses."

Think of having one's disgust at slop-

py coffee or an overdone steak Observedcritically by the light of German philos-ophy and Greek culture ! Think of ask-ing a creature who may V>e a contributorto tlie Atlantic Mun'hly to bring youthe toothpicks 1 I couldn't do it. TheBcornful young person, who leisurely,

carried iu our breakfast by such ea.-y

loads that no two viands wen. eatable attlio same moment, received no commandfrom my lips. The wffee went downwithout milk or sugar : the butter wentdown in a pellet, all by itself; the mi-perior one hail forgotten to bring thebread, an^as for tishbulls instead of

•teak, why I swallowed them without amurmur.

i ;.i--... ... mum.ter. d in, took a seat near mine, andcalled Out to our lb-lie: " Heah I Ah, 1

say, waiter.M You should have te n the

Scornful. She sniffed the air, shebounced, she flounced and flushed andbit her iips; the angry tear.- v.eie in le-r

eyes, an. I she banged down a bill of fare

before the offensive stranger ns if it werea barrel of lead. The astonished mancurtly and sharply gave his order, andHebe sauntered down the room, andu is t videutly agitating her wrongs withthe it st of the culture that posed Sl)OUtthe pantry door." I'm afraid you have offend.-d that

young person, sir," said our professor tothe Emglhthman.

" Offended .the servant '! How ?" tlie

dull creature asked." Why, by calling her 'waiter.'"

"Oh! l»eg pardon; should it be• waitress?*"

" Neither, sir."

"Well, and what should she be failed,then y"

Even the professor couldn't answerthat. The funny man suggested "high-toned youthful individual" as a namethat might go trippingly on the tongue.Hut how the huly waitress is rcalh to b>addressed remains for Congress, or pos-terity, or some other great but irrespon-sible power to determine.

Peer Rnjs Who IfsTe He come Pr-ps-hleuis.

J lie so vial ^esMhnt of the UnitedStates, John Adams, was the son of afarmer of moderate; means, who wascompeil. .1 tV worlWBiistaiitly for thesupport < f i^a fingry. When at theage of twenty-one,-

Il .i vartl C d lege*, hi

owu eap't iklor his i

Andrew Jacksonin < xlreuie poverty.]

a. oils of N.n-th Cai.oMo- of a relativt

worked to s ij^iart

|e son grailuated ateiliicatiou was lna

*irt in life,

w lx>rn in a log hutHe grew up iu thelina, living in thewhere his mother•self and her three

childrenJames K-

spent his i

in the wilHis futli

born iu a smallMountains. Hishis own ax built

lernesa, Whenhi he was placeds latter entered

he graduated

The Karl j kinga.

I belaeve, upon a good deal of evi-

Senee, that aneieutKings were itinerant,

traveling, or ambulatory jiersouages.

When they In came stationary they gen-erally perished. The primitive Kings of

I .•. "mniiinities confined within the walls,

the old Athenian and the old RomanI Kings, soon dropped out of sight. Per-haps, as Mr. (irote has suggested, theybv. .1 too much in full view of their sub-]• - for their 1. limbic stab* to commandmuch respect when the belief in th>-ir

sacredness hail been lost. Hut the morebarbarous King of communities spreadvera wide territory was coustiiiitly mov-ing about it ; or, if he did not, he, too,

perished, ns did the Kings called therot'sfetifte/zntt of the Franks.

If I were called iqxm to furnish theoldest evidence of these habits .o f theancimf King, I-"*SfH3tlld ref«?r I* StMhtr*

Irish r. eords, of which the value is only

beginning t<> be discerned, lor, whatevermay be said by the th-»ori-ts w ho explainall national characteristics by somethingin the race or the blood, the most ancientIrish lawB and institutions are nothingmore than the most ancient Germaniclaws and institutions at an earlier ttage

of barbarism.Now, when Englishmen like Edmund

Spencer first began to put their observa-tions of Ireland into writing— at the endOf the sixteenth century— there was oneIrish practice of which they spoke withthe keenest indignation. This was whatthey called the " cuttings" aud "eosher-ings" of the Irish Chiefs—that is, their

periodical circuits among their tenantryfor the purpose of feas'ing with theircompany at the tenants' expense. It

was, in fact, only a late survival of com-mon incidents in the daily life of the

barbarous Chief or King, who had notax-gatherers to collect his dues, butweut himself to exact them, living

as a matter of right, while he moved, at

the cost of his bubjects. The theory of

the Irish law was, though it is impossi-ble to say how far it corresponded withtho facts, that the Chief had earned his

right by stocking the clansman's landwith cattle or sheep.We find a highly glorified account of

the same practice in ancient records of

the life and state of those Irish* Chiefs,who called themselves Kings. "TheKing of Munster," says the " Book of

Rights," "attended by the chief

Princes of his Kingdom, began his visits

to the King of Connaught, and presentedto him one hundred steeds, one hundredsuits of military array, one hundredswords, and one hundred caps, in returnfor which the King was to entertain himfor two months at his palace at Anachan,and then escort him to the terri-

tories of Tyreounell. He presented to

the King of Tyrconnell twenty steeds,

twenty complete armor, and tweutycloaks, for which the King supportedhim aud the nobility of Minister lor onemonth, and afterward escorted him tothe Principality of Tyrone."The King of Munster is then described

as proceeding through Tyrone, Ulster,Meath, Leinster, and Ossory, every-where bestowing gifts on the rulers, andreceiving entertainment in return. I sus-pect the entertainment is of morehistorical reality than the royal gifts.

The practice, however, described withthis splendor by the chronicler orbard is plainly the same as the cut-ting and coshering which Spencer andothers denounce as one of the curses of

Ireland.— AVr Henry IS. Maine in theFortnightly Review.

ildki tliefleventh President,n.rly'yesrt on a new farmb-rutps o* Norlh Car. lina.

ia<ÂŁi .. I >re, with_ enter mer-

c. utile life; but his disliKa for businessw as so great that, at the age if. eighteen,be was sent to the MurfreciboroughAcademy to fit for college.

Millard Fillmore was the son of • New^ ork farmer, and his home was an tum-ble one. When he was fourteen yeuaold he was sent away from home to Ientuthe business of a clothier. Rut fivtyears latter be entered a law office, amiat the age of twenty-three he was admit-ted to the bar.

James Buchanan w astown of the Alleghanyfather was poor, and byhis home in the willJames was sightTearsat school, and six yearsDickinson College whenw ith the highest honors,

Tt is well known that Abraham Lin-coln was the son of parents who werethe jxx>rest of the poor. Till he wasmore than twenty-one his home was alog cabin. His" attendance at schoolwas limited to a few months. Fromearly life he Was Compelled to dependon himself not only for his living, hotalso for his success in his business andhis pn fessiou.

At the age of ten An.hew Johnsonwaa apprenticed to a tailor. Previouslyhis mother had supported bun by betow n labor. Ife was ic ver able, it is* said,to attend school. His education hegained by his own efforts at night, afterworking all day at his trade, and by thehelp of his wife.

'Ihe early home of Ueneral Oft t.

idsoon the bunks of the Ohio, more Thanfifty years ago, was Without many of thecomforts of eiviliz 'tl life. Till he tottseventeen, when he Waa u '-nt to WestPoint, he lived the life of n comfhon hoyin n common home.James A. Garfield, like so many of

his predecessors, was born iu a log hut.Wheu he had hardly entered Ids teenshe tvas doing a man t v. ork in the har-vest field. Ho learned the carpenter's

t u the Oliio Canal.1, however, to havecaving his plane audhis way through theand, with some help

'» bio to graduate at

trade. He workedSe was determinenn education, ami,scythe, he workedpreparatory schoolfrom friends, wasWilliam* C.ll. tai.

"Trie lrW-sr m~«nv .if the Presidents

Irove that no l>oy is so ps>r but that hem q hope to attain the highest honorswhich the American people can give.

HUMORS OF THE DAT.

"Jci,ice, seize her !" said Sambo, ssJulius was contemplating a fat pullet inthe moonlight.Domestic troubles come bunched, like

oelery.

The only thing in this country that is

not injured by bursting, is applause.When you see an act committed are

you not necessarily an nigh witness ?

" Htsband and wife,1

' says some sageperson, "should no more struggle to getthe last word than they should strugglefor the possession of a lighted bomb."They don't. The wife gets it without astruggle.— T/ie Jurlye.

" Save Ono Little Kiss for Papa," is

the title of the latest song. If this re-mark is aimed at a Chicago girl withfour steady beaux the old man's chancesare pretty slim.

—

Ohivago Tribune." What a contradiction a watch is !"

said Timmius. " How so ?" asked Mrs.fiuiuiius. "Why. because it alwayskeeps perfectly dry, although it con-stantly has a running spring inside."

Will the "coming man" shut thedoor after him ? ' He will in this office,>r the going man will go out of thewiudow.

—

Lowell Citizen.

Blosde—" They say Carrie is en-gaged." Brunette—."Engaged! why,iu- married a month ago aud has justsued for a d vorce." Blonde—" Howromantic! Isu t it splendid?''

—

liontonTransnri/>(.

"Yes," said the Denver editor, "Ithink I must have got out a very reada

-

ole paper this morning. I've been lickedby three prominent citizens lo-dtay, an-other chased me with d gs and a gunand the police had hard work to keep amob from wrecking my office."

—

Chi-cago Tribune.

Dr. D— has a bright little girl aboutf. air years of. age, who is very fond ofdolls and he buys a new one for hernearly t»very day. • He brought her anew one the other evening, but it didnot appear to take her fancy at all.

"What, don't you -like the new doll?"ho asked, after watching her a few mo-ni '.its. "No; Is tired of stun* dolls.

I want a real meat baby," she replied,carueat ly.— The Judge.

" I can wtdl remember the time," uaidMrs. Marrowfat, leaning over the fencerail, in confidential conversation withh.-r neighbor next door, " when Simp-son's wife was ghul enough toget a plainwoolen shawl to wear. Now she always.pp. ars in a sealskin saeque. " *' Ah,you forget," was the reply, " that Mr.Simpson's brother has become a bankcashier."

A Detroit man calls his wife Vesu-vius, b. cause ^he is a holy terror.— Chaff.A Burlington man calls his wife Coto-paxi, because she spits lire and won'tlava the neighbors alone.

—

Jiurlington

X. J. I'ii'- rprtot . A Jamestown mancalls his wife a Tool because she has not.Etna thing since the winter bonnetshave made their appearance.

—

Leader.A Stubenville man calls his wife after

lie gets up and builds s fire, for shewon't get up iu the cold.

—

St'dimHlltsHnald.Darwin acknowledged himself match-

ed wheu lus little niece asked him,seriously, what a cat has that no other

animal has. He give it up after maturedeliberation, and then the sly pussanswered "kittens."

Sausage Fritz, of this city, is anaesthete. He says he now has a "go. dquality of home mate sossiches, with dertlog coll u s all picked owid. Dcy vash«!oo utterly py go-h a goopie of dimes,

aid jron pot ray life if J dokl you so I

bite'mine het oS."—Larmic mil Xye.

Woman's Exchange in New York.

I must mention the Woman's Ex-change here, which is now accepted as

an established success. Only threeyears old, and starting with but ten con-signors, it now has 2,'2o0. Tlie sales

this year amount to S26,o35.37, an in-

crease of 85,001) over last year. Withall expenses paid, and without debt,

86,000 has been put in the bank towardthe building fund, and, encouraged bythe example of the parent society, nineothers have been started in different

cities.

Few people have any idea of theamount of good accomplished throughthe Exchange. Only the other day I

came across a young girl, rendered acripple by a painful accident, and unableto move from her chair, who supportedherself by making pure molasses candy,which is sold in the restaurant attachedto the three rooms of the Exchange.Another instance is found in the Englishlady reduced by misfortune to poverty,who supplies all orders for English plumpudding, aud dresses herself from theproceeds. There are very few womenin the world deprived of the gift ofdoing some one thing well ;

and, whetherit consists of making good ginger-bread,a set of baby clothes, painting a screen,or carving a piano, she can find nn op-portunity to make profitable use of it

here.

—

Letter in Chicago Inter-Ocean.

Borrow In;:.

/> <ir fiirla—Let me entreat you nevoito forma habit of borrowing—borrowingiu season and out of season; liorrowing

dresses and wraps, riblxins and pins,

scissors and thread, dimes and pencils,

until your friends will expect to heatyou say. " Please, may I borrow," eachtime you look info their rooms. Lend-ing is a real kindness, and betokens an

obliging spirit; bnt borrowing showscard s-- management and no proper re-

gard for the rights of others. To besure, it is sornetitlits necessary evenwith the l>est regulated household,wardrobe or work-nax. Still I have a

real regard for those who will dcni them-selves a pi. asure or put off a time ol

enjoyment rather than borrow. But ol

all things. n< r, r ask the loan of clothing !

Some persons are so sensitive that if

they could afford it they would rather

throw away a garment another had wornthan appear in it themselves. Althoughyou may think this foolish, you mustbear in nrnd tliat the garments belongto their friend, and by asking to liorrow

them, yon forcehertochtK.se betweenpunishing herself with complying or

offending you with a denial.

Perhaps the girl readers are not ad-

dicted to this exasperating habit, auddo not need this talk. There is, how-ever, among my acquaintances a maideawho makes h. rself one of my greatest

trials. She aaks for my scarf to wear to

the city . for my shawl when she visits

her aunt, tor my hood when she goesskating. One of my dresses figured at

her cousin's wedding ; one of my neck-ties is seen in her photograph ; she pro-

tects her hands with my mittens, walksdry-shod in my rubbers, and warms her

fingers in my mufi. Yet she is so help-

ful, and sociable, and amiable, and re-

turns so readily and neatly each article

borrowed, that I seldom venture a re-

fusal, especially when I remember that

her wardrobe is scantily funiishe.E Still

I often take myself severely to task for

allowing a girl with si'ch excellent traits

to pass into womanhootl with this disa-

greeable one. So full of the hope that

sho will see this talk, I send it on its

mission, trusting it will help somemaiden to become a more agreeable

woman.—"Aunt 01^' in < uantry Gen-t/t tiian.

A Dare-Oevil oflhe << orgia Mountains.

There are few m^i id < h-orgia, proba-

bly, who have given the officers moretrouble than Jack Phgh, and we doubt

if any one has been more successful in

elmling them. Catch Lini and surround

him as they would, he always managedto slide out from nnd r their thumbs.

Long, lank, lean, end w iry, and possess-

ed of unusual act • tor one of his

build, he has kepi up his dare-devil

car. er with the fearlessness of a border

ruffian. Tugh will fight a circular saw,

and has never been afraid to meet the

liest armed officers, always beiug ready

and on the alert His wife, too, is a

tough customer when^ on her muscle.

Some time ago one liawls said some-

thing to her "about Jack at the hous-,

when she took up a board and with true

Amazonian courage cleaned him com-pl. telv tip, making him bite the dust in

a jiffv. Pugh says he hasn't slept inside

of a 'house in three years. If all his

exploits in evading the law and swindling

the government were dished up in dime-

novel style, it would make the hair of

the average boy stand wildly on end.

Being an illicit distiller of the ardent is

not his onlv reputation. He is said to

lie a clever counterfeiter.—Griffin (Ga.{

.Y< trs.

Simple Tales for Little Children.

1. Here we have an album. It is full

| of pictures for little children -with dirty

I rirjfrem to look ot. Were are two picture*

of papa. This is one of him before hewas married to mamma. He looks like

a two-year-old colt behind a bond of

music.*

H.-re is a picture of papa after

he ha 1 married mamma. Vow he looks

like a government mule hauling a load

of pig iron. See if you can pnt yonrr on the nose and the eyes and the

mouth of each picture. Turn down sleaf when vou come to a pretty picture

you like. The baby is eating bread and

molasses. Let him take the album andlook at the pictures, too.

2. This is a lamp. It is full ot nice,

yellow oil. Can you light tho lamp? If

there ie too much oil pour some of it in

the stove. Mamma will not miss the oil

if you i>our it in the stove, but she maymiss you. A little oil on the carpet is

not a bad thing for the oil, but it is »bad thing for the carpet and yon.

3. Do not make a noise or yon will

wake the policeman. He is sitting onthe doorstep asleep. It is very hard on

him to have to sleep out of doors these

cold nights. There is a bank being

lobbed around the corner and a womanis being killed in the next block. If the

policeman waked up he might find it out

and arrest somebody. Some people be-

lieve this is what policemen are for, but

tlio i>olicenien do not think so.

4. Who is this creatnre with long hair

and a wild eye ? He is a poet. He writes

poems on spring and women's eyes andstrange, unreal things of that kind. Heis aiwavs wishing he was dead, but hewouldn't let anybody kill him if he could

get awav. A mighty good sausage-Btuffer

was spoiled wheu the man became a

poet He wotdd look well standing un-

der a descending pile-driver.

& The girl is at the gate. A youngman is coming down the lane. The girl's

papa is sitting on the lroiit porch Heis very old. He has raised a family of

eleven children. What is the poor old

man thinking about, and why does ha

gaze so intently at his right boot? Maybehe is thinking about raising the youngman who is coming down the lane.

—

Denver Tribune.

The finest railroad station in the

United States is said to be the new oneof the Pennsylvania Campany in Phila-delphia, It stands in the heart of thecity, and is described as a "magnificentspecimen of Gothic architecture."

How Do Tou Keep Yonr Room 1

A look into the chamber of a boy orgirl will give one an idea what kiud of

man or woman he or she will probablybecome. A hoy who keeps his clothes

hung up neatly, or a girl whose room is

clean always, will lie very apt to make asuccessful man or woman. Order andneatness are essential to our comfort as

well as to that of others about us. Aboy who throws down his cap or bootsanywhere will never keep his accountsin shape, will do things in a slovenly,

careless way, and not be long wanted in

any position. A girl who does not makeher bed until after dinner, and sheshould always make it herself rather

'.ban have a servant do it, and throwsher dress or bonnet down in a chair,

will make a poor wife in nine cases out

of ten. If the world could 6ee how agirl keeps her dressing-room, some un-happy marriages would be Baved.—Con-Qregationaliat. »

An exchange has thes^ truthful words

to boys :" The boy who spends an hour

of each evening lounging idly on the

street corners is wasting, in the course

of the year, 365 prescious hours, which,

if applied to study, would familiarize

him with the rudiments of almost anyof the familiar sciences. If, in addition

to spending an hour each evening, hewastes ten cents for a cigar, which 'is

usually the case, this worse than wasted

money would pay for ten of the leading

periodicals of the country. The grati-

fication afforded by the lounge on the

corner and the cigar is not only tempor-

arv but positively hurtfuL You cannot

indulge in them without hurting your-

selves. You acquire idle and wasteful

habits which cling to you with each

succeeding year."

"loo against my Will," murmuredshe sweetlv, a* she fondly leaned onWilliam's arm, as they mesndered to the

theatre.

Page 2: HUMORS THH HICKMAN COBB, COURIER GEORGE WARRETS

FARM VOTES.

A xrirBEB of farmer* in Arkansas aro

engaged in the cultivation of figs.

Sjc.vFi.owER seeds fed in small quanti-

ties impart a beautiful gloss to the plum-

age of poultry.

Atim.ks keep U tter in damp, moist• Mars than m dry oues. In tlie latter

ili' y bMMM dry and shriveled. Iu the

6 rmer plump iu:d juicy.

In 1SS1 the acreage of cereals in Man-itoba was: Wheat, 3,4o8,47r> bushels ;

yuta, 3, 52 1,728 bushels; barley, 080,000ti-h.K Average per acre: Wheat,

28 bushels ; oats, 56 bushels ; bark y, 4'J

bushels.

Wild birds are uniform in color. Do-me.-tication causes a lin-akiug up vf ooli t

mid a variety of shape. When au indi-

vidual e< >mmences breeding to a standard

by selection, he secures uniformitylg:UU.

A veterinary writer condemns highmangers for horses, claiming that theyirritate the throat and create a tendencyto iu'avt s. He says the manger should

hfl on a tevd with the feet, as that b m•i< rdance with nature.

The weight of hen's egsrs ranges from1 5 to _ 1 rmnnf per dozen. A weight < 1

JJ .unees may titkrti as a fair av.-r-

•ig.- f >r giHhi sized eggs, although a

weight of ueaily four ounces Ls not un-known for single specimens of eggs.

It is the opinion of many that a fowlI itti-:icd quickly will moke a fur more|tiiey and toothsome meal than a chick.

Due thing is certain, a three-year-oldfowl will make much l>etter hroth for aninvalid than a six-munths' chicken.

Or fiO.OOO.nOO acres dev. t d to thegrowing of hops in this country, O.twe-r.ii '.unity, N. Y., had 7,570 acres, Oueidn' .'.ml a:al Madison <<,'>.", making in all

-'M27. The annual value of the crop in

kheee three counties is upwards of 8700.-tK):>.

It is said that Mr. Leopard de llotlis-

child and other Eugli.-h owners of racehorses purpose purchasing A mcrie. in-bred yearlings to race in England. Therepeated victories of the Americans haver .used BngKsh owners to greatly respectthe American breed of horses lor racingpurposer.

Btbr r:ird family that has a homesliould have a few hives of K-es. N.dlt-ing of so littje. cost will yield so large a, 'i "tit. Notlung id nicer and morehealthy thau a dish of honey on the ta-

ble at meal time. It is a luxury and aI uVtstautial which may and should hefound in every farmhouse.Thk largest cottoM-pivducer in the

world is Air. E. Etmhardaoxt, of AIi--: r

sipjii. He had Bt,O00 acres of lane, andraised last seasou lli.iKM) bales of cotton.He presses the oil from his cottonseed, obtaining thirty-live gallons from aton worth 812.25, while the cake sells atfrom 8G to 87 per t >a.

Staple manure is preferable to anyath—1 fertilizer. Xo farmer can afford towa-U« !iis manure. All of it should beHived a:;d ti'iiiz • 1. In many essesfarming would be more profit.d>fe if less

land was cultivated, with higher fertili-

sation One acre highly manured shouldpay better than three but half- manuredIM fa lf-cultivatcd.

Wiiy will grass not grow under ourtrej :' AI. Paul Bert has abown thai

i light hinders the development ofplauts. Plants inclosed in a green glassframe wither and die as though theyWen in darkne ss. AI. liegnard finite

thai plauts specially require the redi ays. If sunlight is deprived of the redrays, the plants soon cease to thrive.

Professor ToaXtCSXB says: "limesHi Mm first manure which a farmer (U :

ally bnyi, and which farming comma-mties demand. Wherever ugrieultureis iaaMcwed throughout the world thelirst lack of the farmer is phosphates.The easiest source of supply is hole s,

and not uutil that lack has ham sup-plied ;n the soil do. s he begin to searchtor KHttnOOieca] manures."When young poultry has been allowv I

to <• m tract the habit of rousting in theI re m no time should he lost in breakingthem of it. Oonfioenient to the p ui try-

house and yard for a day or two will gen-erally effect a cure. Band and finely-sifted cotd ashes, with apitiud of sul-phur to e'ich bushel of toB mfxture, is

the b'St fordust box»-s. This should beput in large boxes and kept out of therain. Whitewash the houses, putting ma gill of crude carlxilic add and a pint ofcommon kerosene oil to each pailfid ofslacked lime.

Danish butter, perfectly worked l<;i:

in ver receiving a particle of salt, provesthat salt so. far as battel is concerned is

not a preservative agent. Xo amount of-alt will preserve butter where properworking has been neglected, neither is

washing of butter at all requisite totfie preserving of butter. Washing saves

working, but the bent butter is madewithout washing. The great object in

working better fade eztaaet the butter-milk, and we tabor to extract the butter-milk beeawe it contains cheesy matter inwhich pot ret tction soon commence*, aid-ing the production of rancidity iu the fat

of the butter.

Piwitt growing is one of the mostpr. Stable industries of Virginia. T'i"

return never fads below fifty dolls rs anicre eveu in seasons of drouth like thepeat one, and sometimes rise as high as

1300 per acre. A lisfht sandy soil is

••ee%i The nut must have plenty of rainiti August in order to reach perfection.There are three grades in mnrket. thestrictly prime, the prime and the me-dium, the latter of which is sold to theretail buyer. The l>est are sent abroador used by makers of the finest gradesof emdy. The peanut candy sold atforty cents a pound is made from thelow grade, tho wholesale of which is

two OSheJ per quart.

Ar.oVfi the marshy borders of theScheldt, in Height m, osiers are exten-sively cultivated ; the rods are for basketv. ... u. «,„ \>arv, the TwUnjrs, tinlately wese made into cords, much inr. quest among fishermen. Of late thesepeelings are sported to England, wherethey are subjected to a process for ex-tracting their palieine, of which thoycontain four to five per cent. This sali-cine is presumed to replace hops inbrewing. The Ara'w cure the tcrtainfever by inhaling the fumes of burningleaves and branches of osiers, and a de-coction of that plant is properly consid-ered efficacious against rheumatism.The refuse of the osiers—that is to savthe peelings—can l>e mnde thus to yieldfour times a greater profit than the rods,

estimating salicine at its current price of85 to $6 per pound.

IUHSEHOI.I) HELPS.

them all the time they are cooking.Thev will t ike abont half an hour.Garnish them with fried parsley, andserve with a tureen of bread sanee.

Short Bread Xo. 2._ One cup of but-

ter, two cups white sugar;put two cups

of flour in a basin, then throw in thebutter and sugar, rubbing it thoroughlyin the flour, then turn ont on the cakeboard and work in all the flour youpossibly can; this takes some time;some nse a very hAtle water ; roll out aninch thick and hike in a large breadpan; bake a light brown.A Nice Strppan Dish. A nice little

supper dish easily mad^ is as follows :

Heat and grease the muffin irons ; take adozed egg*, l.reak an egg in each muffin

ring; pur pepper, salt"aiida lump of

butter on each ; then put in the stove; as

soon as it is alightly browned removewith a folk, dish an 1 send to the table

hot. Egg muffins or shirred eggs you

can call them. It is simple enough, andI believe original.

AIarmai.\di:.— Quinces make the best;

but crab apples or any sjn: apples are

also good. Poor qunices, uufit for other

uses,, can ho washed and cat in small

nteees, coring but not paring them. Al-

low ^hree-quarters of a pound of sugar

and a teacupful of water to a pound of

fruit, and boil slowly two hours, stirring,

uid mashing it fine. Strain through a

solendar, and put in glasses or bowl".

I'each marmalade is niadein the sameway.

,

COeRABD SsAFi r.r -Take two scant

j

abl. sp. oiduls of butter, tw> tablespoou-

:uls of sugar, two of floor, ofBcup of milk,

iud four eggs. Let tl.eisu'>* boil, beat

he flour and butt. : i. ,;. thrr.add to them

Jrmdually boiling milk, coo!; e ght min-ites, and stir often. H at sugar and

»olks of eggs together. Add to the

ooked mixture, and set away to cool.

When cool, lK-at whit.- of , ggS to stiff

froth, ami add to Iheeaai .rd. Bake in

i bntt red pudding dish twenty minutesin moderate oven. Serve immediatelywith cream sauce.

J.emon Peel.—Oneof the nicest flavor-

ings for c u t-rds, stewed rhubarb, pudLings, etc., is made from the brandy mehioh lemon peel is scak. d. A widemouthed bottle sliould always be kept,

j;n which to put all spaie lemon prel;

pew brandy over to cover it and keep it

• uk. d. This is always ready for use.

! toother bottle should be kept for someI >f the spate peel, which shoul I be chop-

|

,>ed very fine, and a little salt put over

t, to be used for forcemeats or meatI lavotittga. Also dry some peel in a co<d

j

>vi u. and nae this, crumbled fine or

rrated, for apples and various other

I things.

Game Soit.—Two rabbits, one-half

pound of lean lamb, two medium-sized

[

'iiions, one pound of lean beef; fried

Ibread ; butter fox frying; pepper, salt

vul two stalks of white celery cut into

inch lengths ; three qnaits of water,

feint tie eat:.,- n atly; cut the lamb au.'l

•nions into small piece?, and fry all in

butter to a light b >wn. Put into a soup-

pot with the beef ; cut into strips and add

a little p pper. Pour on tho water; heat

slowly and btew gently two hours. Takeout the pi. oea andoorec in a bowl; cookthe aoap an hoar longer; siniu, cool,

drop in the celery end simmer ten min-utes. Pour upon fried bread in the

tureen.

Roast H\ri: ob RaMBT.—Have the

bare skinned and wed cleaned, stuff as

you would a fowl with a fore ; meat of

bread crumbs, el • : i 1 fat p»irk, a little

sweet tiiai g. r im, pepper and salt,

iwt moistened with hot water; sew uptho hare with fin.i cotton, tie the legs

closely to lhe body in a kneeling posi-

tion ; lay in the u.ii ping-j

permost, poor t wo cups ui 1

over it ; cover wilhanotbfll pclosely covi r< i, • xeept wh.it with butler and wat;r.marters of unfreely with tfi(

browned ; dn .

with butter until

tho surface. Tali

hot dish aud kemake the gravy,left in the pan,browned flour, stir

currant jel'y and someboil up ; pour a few V]

the hare ; serve the res

Clip the tbrea la andrant jelly around it.

Cam'Ied Oravoi: Vr.r.h.

into quarters lei !-; hwisepulp and put the p eU uand wattr for two .1 1_\ -. ll

out and soak for an hour

GLASS HOI StS.

:i back np-ilin r water

.1 and bake,a you baste

nad 'water, for three-

ooar. Uucover, basteivy nntvl nic ly

v. tli Hour and anointa fine froth appears on• np the hare, put on a

•p < tvered while youStr i; n and skim thatseason, thicken with

. good apoonfal ofi] pea pursley

;

oonralfl of it overt in a gravy boat,scud in with ear-

—Cat the fruit

, take out thedo strong salt

ten take themla cold water,

afterward pat them into spreadMeg ket-

tle with fresh and cold water, and boil

till the beelsare tend r, w h. n they shouldI >•• put on u sieve t i < \: r i i. Afuke a thins\Tiip of a quart of the water in whichthey were boih-d and a p n.ii of sugar,and simrjer the peels in it for half anhour, wlieu they will look clear ;

pourthe peels aud sy rtip i a bowl togetln r

to staud till the n< xt day, when you mustmake as much sv rap a-, will cov» r them,of the proportion of one pint of water to

a pound of siii^ar. boding it ti :l it will

fall from the . spoon in t reads; put thepeels into the syrup, stir half hu hourand take them out, .ir i to on a sieve, and

dries, transfer them to a

i in a warm place. Whchilry. store them for nse. This recipe is

rt8l-fal for any lemon, i I >Bg% or citron

|>eol, and perfectly wholesOBM.

Irllllr *ub>tanrr llrtlrr for rtolld-ln« Purpnin ili.in Sioae.

[Piltaburg DUpatcb.]

Perhaps not on builder or contractor

in ten, if told that the common gradesof glass made at the glass factories in

this city have a crushing strength nearlvfour times as great as that Credited byexperienced engineers to the strongest

quality of granite, would accept thestatement as true. Yet it is a fact, andbeing so, the query as to why glass hasnot received more attention from archi-

tects as a structural material naturallysuggests itself. A reporter had a talk

with several prominent glass manufac-turers on the subject, and in answer to

an interrogatory as to whether blocks of

class could be made in suitable lengthsand sizes and so annealed as to be util-

ized in the construction of a building in

place of 6tone, they (aid it could bedone. Said one of these gentlemen :

•• This question has been considered bymyself u nnmlier of times, and, althoughI do not want to advocate the absolute

abolition of brick and stone, yet in theerection of art galleries, memorial build-

ings, etc , a structure composed of

blocks of glass iu prismatic colors wouldbe a unique, Imailliflll and lasting

structure. With the numerous inven-

tions which have come into use of late

years in connection with the productionof glass, the cost has l>een graduallygoing down, while the quality of the

fabric ia steadily becoming better." One objection which would be raised

to the durability of a glass house, in tholiteral seuse of the words, might be that

the blockB would not take a bind, or ad-

here together with common mortar.

This objection can Ik? readily set aside

by the use of a ginnl cement, and whencompleted the structure wdl stand for

agea, barring extraordinary accidents.

to the c *-t of a glass house, it can be

k. pt down t> > a small percentage abovetin- puce of our cut granite. In build-

ing with stone you have'to pay the stone

iqairtrnB. and when it comes to elaborate

. \ uuples of carving in Coriuthiau pil-

lars, collars, capitals, etc., why the worki- rath. r costly ns eompaiel with g!a.-s,

when the latter cuu be molded into any

shape or form, and the work eeeonv

1 Uahed in much less time. I am con-

rinoed that the time will come when wew dl see such a building erected. Scarcely

a day passes but w hat the sphere of glass

as ail article of use becomes widened.

Iu parts of Germany and on oue hue in

Emjland glass ties "are l>eing used onrailroads, and thus far have given satis-

faction, combining all of the requisites

of wooden tiea with the virtue of l>eing

susceptible to usage at least twenty-five

percent* longer thau wood. Then bythe Pastra process glass articles are nowb tog made for common use which can

be thrown on the floor and will r.-boundlike a robber ball. Progress is also

l>eing made towards rendering glass,

w hich has ever l>een characterized us the

brittle fabric, ductile, and to-day threads

of glass can be made that can he tied in

knots end woven into cloth. Were onedisposed to give play to fancy and fuse

it into fact, a house entirely composedof glass could l>e built with walls androol and flixirs fashioned from melted-and. Carpets of glass could cover the

Boom The most altra wetbete, sitting

on glass chairs or reclining on glass

. ouches, arrayed in glass garment^ eat-

ing and drinking from glass dishes, sucha one could realize that the age of glas.-.

had come. Yet nearly all of this fifty

years ago would have been clBBBOd withthe then iuq>ossible telephone and elec-

tric 1'ght, and this statement would havelikely found its place in the 'Catalogue

Expargatoroa.'

"

Xear-Siglitoiln, «s.

Education may create discomforts aswell as secure great advantages. The(terman nation is threatened with acoliar trouble of the eyes, as a penaltyfor reeding badly printed Uh ks and for

Dhwia method! of study, A careful in-

vestigation of the schools by competentphysicians has revealed the unpleasantfact that near-sightedness is growingcommon, and may become universal.

In children of rive years and under, it

was rarely found ; the vision was quite

perfect. In the lower schools, from fif-

teen to twenty per cent, of the scholarswere effected ; in the higher schools,

from forty to fifty p-r cent. In thetheological department of the University,

seventy per cent, of the students weretroubled ; and in the rue.lierd de partmentthe misfortune was almost universal,

only five per cent, not being thusafiheted.The physicians .ascribe the difficulty

to the practice of holding the books too

near the eyes, and the practice is due in

a large measure to the poor print ofcle ip books.The trouble is increasing in our own

country, and it might b.i wise to have asimilar examination of our «fwn schoolsby skillful physicians, iu order to call

pubhc attention to the evil.— Morgan-town Preas.

as the candy

di.-h to ftni

Trom lh» Detroit Fr«« Pt*m •• Hn.ia*held."]

Sural) Smoked Beef.—Mince it fineand sprinkle it into a salad, or mix italso with potatoes and eggs for a break-fast di*h, or use it with a spoonful of(lour and eggs for an omelette, or heat itby steam through and eat it with a canof warmed-up peas, or a dish of stewedonions and potatoes.

Cftejwe Cajcws.—Turn a quart of milkwith a spoonful of vinegar over the fire ;

drain the whey from the curd ; rub thelatter dry in a cloth ; add ten eggs, wellbeaten, with three quarters of a poundof butter, and the same of sugar ; flavorwith lemon, nutmeg and rose water.Lay some puff-paste in your patty-pans,fill them with the mixture, and bake ina moderate oven.

Roast Piokons.—Wipe them quitedry ; truss them, and season them insidewith pepper and salt, and put a piece ofbutter the size of a walnut in each. Putthem down to a sharp fire, and

The Idol of Hindoo Women.Hind. io girls are taught to think of mar-

riage almost as soon as they can tulk ; in-deed, they are often contracted iu mar-riage at six or seven years ol age, andgo to live with their nnsbands at twelveor thirteen. Before this, at the age offive, Uicy are taught to propltate thegods in order to s cure a good husband,and t licit little minds are distracted Bythe idea ot what a model husband oughtto be. Tin orthodox conception is ahusband likethe god Siva, who was holy,austere, advanced In yeari, (uid faithfuland devoted to one wife, the goddessDoorga. Good little girls revolt at theidea of a husband marrying a secondwife while the first is alive, and will con-sequently confess their anxiety to marrya faithful spouse like Siva, and theylearn from their elders to utter the mostvindictive speeches against their rival

wife. But, tor all that, Krishna is theidol of Hindoo women, nnd he was any-thing hut faithful to one wife. Ho notonly kicked over her milk pans, ranaway with the clothes of the milk-maids,but danced and flirted with other men'swives, eloped with royal damsels, andmarried an infiuite number of beautifulwomen.

Will a Railroad Kver Cross the Sahara.

Some years ago Victor Hugo made anafter-dinner sjieech in relation to thepossible future of Africa, which wa>rklicnleu even by jieople possessed of anintelligent imagination. The groundwhich the great poet took was that, per-

haps many centuries hence, Africa woulddevelop »» civilisation of her own as

wonderful in its way ari any civilization

that has yet existed. Surely, it ir. not

more remarkable that in course of timehighly cultivated race should develo]from negroes than that human beings lie

, rolv««d from the miadrnmana—and th<

latter is a theory almost Universally ac-

cepted at present by the scientific

world. It is not known whether th.

proj-ct in contemplation by the French,of l.uilding a railroad the Sahara,will have nnv effect in hastening therealization of Victor Hugo's dream. Theidea is to construct a road of this kindfrom the Lend- waters of the Niger to

the French possessions in Africa, andthen to form a union with another rail-

road running east from Senegal. Thereare numerous obstacles at present in theway of this project being carried out.

It lias long been cherised by the Frenchnation, however, and there is everyprobability that it will one day be fully

carried out.

Origin or '* Smother Evening."There was once a wicked king who

hired a wicked murderer to smother twolittle princes iu a great big tower. Sothe wicked murderer w.-ut to do hiswork with two fine goose feather pillows.The little princes tried to melt the ironheart of the wicked murderer, but theyhad no fire to put theheurt in, and coulduot do it. and he got readv to finish hisjob. \\ hen he came to them thev weptpiteously, and cried, "Ob do not kdlus Not this evening." ' Then thewicked murderer laughed bitterlv, andsaid. Aha, not this evening? Smotherevening y" And the little princes notknowing what a pun was l>ecause thevwere good Sunday^chooi children, bothcried, "Oh, yes, dear, good, kind man,some other evening." fhen }w langhedloudly again, and repeated, " Smotherevening and in a few minutes theywere both ready for the undertaker, whowas standing at the front door kickinghis toes against the brick wall to keep hisfeet warm and swinging his silver-mounted tape measnri in bis hand.Tlane doweees history repeat itself.

-

A Rev York Preacher.A New York preacher, iu a sermon to

young ladies, repeated a few of thepungent things that had l>een said abouttheir sex. One writer he quoted as theauthor of the disrespectful proverb:" There were only two good women.Oue is .lend and the other was neverfound." The Chinese say that woman'stongue is her sword, and she never lets

it rest. Dr. Payson wrote: "A weddedI man is like a bird with a broken wing.He may flutter, but he never can fly."

Among the Amazonians candidates for

nuptial honors had their hands tied in apaper bag filled with fire ants. If theysurvived the painful ordeal they were

jconsidered fitted for the trials of matri-mony. The following are some of the

pertinent similes employed: "Womanis like the snail because she loves herowu house best; and she is unlike thesnail, who carries all he possesses uponhis back*. She is like an echo, whichspeaks when spoken to, and unlike the

. . ho, which always has the last word.

She is like the town clock, which per-

forms its w»ork regularly, and on time,

and unlike jt because her voice is not

heard all over* the city."

Thk shovel-makers in the United

States manufacture about 12,000 every

week. About ecne-half of themare used at home arad the oth?r half are

shipped abroad, mostly to Panama and

Despotism of Fashion.

Au eminent English writer says thatAmericans enjoy less real liberty, outaia .>

if political rights, than the people ofnny country in Euroi>e. He sayr Wt.

accept our fashions in everything fromEurope in a blind and slavish acqui(

.s .

cence iu marked contrast with our jeal-

ousy of political interference and <fe..,.

potism. Even in politics, he says, thesame disposition i- apparent, for a laud,or independent purty, is impossible,

Germany and France there are manyparties, but in ureat, free America thereis only room lor two. Independence inthinking is rare, and more rarely takesshape in action. The icsthetie crazehasnot developed any American standard ..1

taste. From somewhere comes periodi-cally a dex-ret? in fashions, against whichno American woman dare to rebel.However ill-suited to climate or com-plexion, the style is inexorable. Theconb st is simply as to precedence inacquiescence. No one dares to revilt.

Thus upon the American people 4reforced fashions in dress for men, womenand children, house furnishings, andeven house architecture, often most pre-posterous imd barbarous. The cart-wheel stylo of bonnets occurs as aie<>f tho abominations in dress, aflagrant violation of good taste as well

as of the rights of others ki pullicass. mblages.But somebody must originate t-v •

never-ending novelities. Some ^nhas been tortured somewhere to i ^j^ t

something startling. The woinh r

the decree is accepted so amo •>

ingly. However prep >steroii> • i .i'

there is no remedy. It is this

subservience of Americans to theof fashion which mak»s the bir*j^

growth of any real standard of tai?

js.ssible. Toe • spirit of disco:. t.yit

rebellion must precede every Btfces

revolution. As in China, the inhspirit of obedieuce stands square 1

the way of every effort at progrj

There was a people once who ha.f, in

dr. ss and architecture, a standard wlichhas pass, d unquestioned. It did aotfluctuate at the bidding of milliues or

clothiers. It had a foundation b loa-

the question of dollars and cents. Notlpngmore plainly evidences our singalarbackwardness in some of the higher at-

tributes of civilization than the f«-ct that

we must dress at tho dictation of someimperious and invisible tyrant whoseexact location, tenure of office, or extentof power no one knows. Th. re a r* na-tions yet which have a natiomd co-.tnm'\

Any one who lias ever attended a fall' at

Buda-Pesth has seen men aud womenfrom provinces dr. s^e.i in most grotesqueoutre fashion, but just hs their ancestorshave dressed for agea. The effect is

sti iking, novel and sometimes beautiful.

It is a question whether their never-

changing fashion is more iuimica] to the

growth of correct taste than our ever-

changing styles. Alw.nt as much liberty

and discretion is allowed in one as theother. Th.-y accept their grandparents'clothes because th.-y were the fashion,

and we often do the same thing becausethey will be. The authority is equally

shadowy and doubtful ill both cases. Awoman on the Danube has no more no-

tion "f making a diess to suit her in-

dividual taste and complexion, shape or

stature, differing from her set, than onehere. Th go.id- s- tie le is as ti vjai. l

changeless as Brahma. Here, like theRomans, we naturalize all the g«sli, noBlatter how inconsistent, only stipul»ti.ig

that any new ones shall come in like

terms.— IncUanapoH* Jim runt.

Women for Canada*

Newspapers, like all other embodi-ments of enterprise, can occasionallyindulge in conclusions in predicting thatthe BBaaifeat di stiny of at least one-halfof Canada s population w as to emigrateto the United States. The foundationfill 111 is BSWHI.Imwi i> found in the adviceOf the Marquis of I. .rue. who pressesthe necessity of English women eraf-

gratin.. to Canada, The Oovernor 0en-er.il, like a wise Canadian, suggeststhatsuch emigration should be encouraged.Although English womedlof the easswho would be likely to emigrate of flieir

own free will Would find the FaitedStates a more pTOmiaii gd< st - nation thanCanada, they will undoubtedly in Canadaexert a favorable influence on the popu-

lation, for they will not only keep at

least an eejuaJ number of young menfrom straying South of the St. Lawrence,but they will cause many Am. ricar.i t<>

make excu-es for visiting the Dominion.Canada may not for her own sake beparticularly attractive to Americans, butif ship-loads of marriageable Englishwomen are to laud ther \ young Amer-icans may be depended upon to lie tkere

in force to look at them. Canada never

made a wiser move.— .V. 1*. Jfzrald.

The Nonistown (Ta.) Herald ii a

recent issue r. h ired among others to

the following oases of special iuteffsr.

They are their own commentary. Mr.

Samuel C. Nyce resides at o08 Marshall

street, and holds theresponsible position

of journal clerk in the Penusylvinia

Legislature, nt Harrisburg. While Mr.

Nyce and family were in the country

recently, his l>oy". aged three years, fell

and broke his leg. He recovered, bat a

very troublesome stiffness set in and hecould scarcely use the leg. The injured

iimb was nibbed several times wita St.

Jacobs Oil, nnd the stillness w as so ouchreduced that the b..y was able to use his

leg freelv. Pr. Knipe said it was theuse

of St. Jacobs Od that cured the <iff-

ness. Mr. Nyce himself used the Great

German Remedy for toothache with good

effect, and also for a sprain and pains of

rheumatic nature, and always with gfxxl

effect. Mrs. Nyce also says she thinks

the Od is a splendid thing, and *he

always keeps it on hand.

An olt> darkey who was askedhis experience prayer was answer.1

plied : "Well, sab, some pra'e

sud an' some ain't—'pends on w

axes Ri*. Jest arter de wall, w'omighty hard scratchiu' to* dcbredderu, I 'bsarveddat w onblxde Lord to Ren' one o' Marsofat turkeys fo' d« ole man, derenotice took of de partition ; butpray dat he would sen' de oh- lu

de turkey, de matter was 'tendedfo' sun-up nex' morniu*. dead sart

lis l <|ii ii !• I nknonnA Lowell ( Mass.) paper, so we ol«erve,

cites the case of Mr. P. fL Short, p o-

prietor of the IVlniout Hotel, that t.y,who suffered with rheumatism for set. n-

teen years without finding relief fromany of the numerous remedies employed,until he applied St. Jacobs Od : "Ir*verfound any medicine that produced suchremarkable nnd instantaneous effect as it

did," says Mr. Short. — Lyons (Iu.)Mirror. -

A gilded youth, who had met w ithmisfortunes, entered a fourth -class res-taurant. He there encountered a iraiterwhom he had formerly seen in the luxu-rious establishments which he himselfhad frequented. "What 1 " said thewaiter, "do you dine here, eh-

9"** Well," returned the other, glooznilv,"yon wait here, don't you?" '«T r \atrue, sir," replied the w'aiter, with con-scious dignity; " but I do not eat here."

P. T. Barnum announces that he willemploy all curious specimens of thehuman race, including giants, dwarfs fat

people aud freaks of nature, for his greatshow. Parties interested should write,inclosing photo's, to Barnum, Bailev kHutchinson, 40 Bond street, N. Y.

How fortunate beyond all others is

the man who, in order to adjust himself

to fate, is not required to cast away hiswhole preceding life.

Um cBre.

BOKEBODY'S MoT HER-IX-LAW.

A Tra(«I.T In tin- *n«-< of fmrim. «u<lII..n .1 »tl«-« t».l « llumorou. Ilwknian.A Paris cabman was brought before

the correctional tribunal charged withassault and battery. His account of theaffair, given in all seriousness, is worthreproducing."You see, this is how it came about.

I had had an old lady in my carnage,driving her about for some four hours,

and said I to myself, ' I'm in for a goodtip,' for she wore jewelry and diamondsami all that. Well, and so at the corner

of rue Aboiikir the old lady was getting

out w hen—vlan ! up comes an omnibus,knocks her down and kills my fare deadas a herring. 1 tell you, it'll make youlaugh."The Court—"It is rather ludicrous,

perhaps."Jarvey— " Not yet, but it will be by-'

and-by. Well, and so I jumped dowu ;

a crowd gathered and I gathered with it,

and says I to myself, ' 1 his is all verywell, but who's going to pay me for four

hours?' At that niinute a gentlemanaomea running up — ut'll make youlaugh)—and looks at the corpse audcries :

' Great heaveus, it's my mother-in-law- !' and says I to myself, 'Thatmakes my four hours all safe," and so I

t >ld the gentleman that it was I who badl>eeu driving the old lady. All right ;

we put her into the carriage and t«>oU

her home, and 1 helped him to carry herup stairs, and then I hung round the

room, for says 1 to myself, ' The soii-in-

law'll settle with me, and as he com. s in

for the property he won't be apt to beatluedowu.' Well, aud so be Is-gan to

say, ' How on earth am I going to breakthiB to my w ife when she comes in ?*

and then 1 withdrew into the ante-room,not wishing to i itru.lo the rabjael ofthe fare on him ut that moment. Justthen in comes the s rvant girl scream-ing, 'She'H coming !'— (it'll make yonlaugh)—and stud I to myself, ' This is

all very well, but if they'd pay me I'd

just lis soon K<>.' Still I thought thetime I waited W uid be charged for.

And so then she comes in, his wife does,and when she sees the long faces shescreams out. ' What s the

the matter ? Oh

tl!

mutter ?

it's nia !

nd says,

ig room f?

\i>*r, and:ie—it'll make youlit down along sidend shrieks, • Whyjf you had only seen

Heriu th.

d he f

What'sWhere is she?'' She's on the sofaand she runs in, anI follow him, and s

laugh !—she flops ri^!

of the dead woman, :

it isn't ma at all " I

her husband's face —he didn't come intothe projhTty—aud mine T on i U1Yfour hours. Naturally, Wca .se, as it

wasn't his mother-in-law, he didn't oweme anything."

The Court - "Weil, if he didn't oweyou anything, w by did you insist thathe should pay you ?"

Jarvey—" Well, you see, I wantedhim to pay me for the time after he puthis fahe mother-in-law in my carriage,

and for tho time I had h.-cu waiting at

his house. Thereupon he gets mad andasks me who had told me to wait?Thereupon I tell him that I had lieen

unwilling to ask him for my fare in his

hour of bereavement, Then upon heabuses me, and offers nIT- thirty sous.

Thereupon I ask him what he is givingme— besides, we charge more for acrpse than for a living passenger.

Thereupon he says. • What do I want of

that body hero 2 Take it to the police

station and I'll give you forty sous.'

Th< retljM.il I wouldn't i' d so -'

The Court instructed the prisoner thathe should have cited the complainantbefore the,/'////' </< /"//x, and not to havestruck him, and Bent bin lojaO fur threedavs.

fevering Boilers with Silk.

It is well known that silk is an excel-lent non-conductor of heat, and somerecent experiments in

s. em to indicate that

Reward of Industry.

A poor friendless lad might have beenseen wandering along the streets looking

for employment He presently haltediu front of a butcher shop, and, walkingboldly up to the proprietor, asked for ajob. There was something in the youngman's frank, honest countenance, whichstruck the proprietor favorably,

" Not afraid of hard work !" he nsked." No," respuenled the lad with a

trembling voice. " I have supported mymother and two sisters for live years byhard work."He was put on trial at $5 a week maul-

ing leathery beef, and his sturdy frameand healthy <s institution came in goodplay. Oue day an old lady came in toget some beef, and the proprietor told

him to attend to the customer,"A tenderloin steak, if you phase,"

said she."Here's a cut thatnoholy but the

lirst families get," responded the boysmilingly as he sliced off tour pounds of

tough round and cast it with a heavyhand on the scales, jamming it downwith a quick, dexterous movement, until

the indicator marked six ev. n pounds.Th.'n he snatched it off before the deli-

cate machinery, used to weigh beef, hadtime to recoil.

"Six pounds and a half, madam," hesaid, looking her square in the face withhis .dear blue eves.

The proprietor of the fetal] calk d himin that night, and remarking that he hadwatched his course carefully, added that

as a reward for his quiek, comprehensivegrasp of the business he would raise his

salary to $'•!."> per week. This shows the,

advantage of doing every tiling well, andwhen the boy's mother back in New Jer-sey hears of his success there will be joyin that household. Tonngown starting

out in life should b urn to adapt them-selves to their surroundings and neverlet an opportunity paaa.

—

SoU ItOktTribune.

Timber in Europe*

Some European countrj a are almostas bad off, as far as snppbj >t timber .is

concerned, as is the United States. Re-cording to a French a gricnltural jou.

the oak of Sw. . i and Norway ia

about exhausted, and thev arc oooajto buy their wood in 1 olund. am

b la]

of Bussiiin Fiuh

tn

iy tl

The>f the: herninued

T

incase ltoilcrs iuIn one trial threesize and make wvr<covered with the t

with a floating of

af the thickness .

Germany wouldhat it might pay tothis costly material,boilers of the sameranged in order, onerdinary felt, another.ilk only live-eighthsf the felt, wbdo the

third was 1. ft altogether uncovered.They were all tilled with water having atemperature of Uki decrees Centigrade,and examined nt intervals. After thelapae of three hours it was found thatthe unprotected boiler had lost twelve

degree s of heat, and the other two eachtwo degrees. After a further lapse ofthirty-thr. e hours, the felt-covered boilerhad lost thirteen and a halt degrees, andthat covered with silk only fourteen, bo

that there was no appreciable differencebetw een the protective powers of the silk

and those of a easing of felt nearly twiceits thickness. With regard to the etist

of the material, it is said that in all silk

MHMieeeesnea there arc waste scraps

which it would be difficult or irnpoaaible

to utilize in the trade. These can, it is

asserted, be made up into bands androlls, costing comparatively little, andsold at a profit to the makers and usersof boilers. As to the lasting and wear-ing powers of silk as compared with felt,

nothing is said, and there bus not, ]>er-

hups, been time Ut apply an adequatetest ; but it is, at the least, possible that

in this respect the finer substance maypossess great advantages over the coarseraud cheeper.

The Baggage Act.

A lady writing to the Chicago Tribuwmakes the following confession:

Sitting iu the New York an.l RostouExpress in the old depot at New Haven,a man boarded us and askelif a Mrs. —was on board. An old ladv, directly in

front of me, trembling got up, read thetelegram the man handed, and in greathaste left the car. She stood crying onthe platform, gathering her baggage,when I spied a bttle satchel and um-brella on the seat in front. The carswere in motion, but with officious pri >mpt-ness, the window being open, I chuckedthe two articles out ujiou the platformand leaned back like one who ha- done a

noble deed. Presently a dapper youngman came in and began poking aboutfor his umbrella and saehel. The pas-sengers who had seen my haggngc-uctnever betrayed me, but we all laughed,and some one said the young man hadbetter "telegraph buck to New Haven,an some accident had called a traveler off

the train, and a great deal of baggagewas carried out to her ?"

*' ft4-«-ui..r» Konn.1 and Well."

Hatcher's Station, Ga., March 27, 1876.

It. V. Pierce. M. D.: Dear Sir—My wife,

who had been ill for over two yearn, an.l hadtried many other medicine*, became Hound andwell by lining yonr " Favorite Prescription."My niece wan also, curod bj its use. after neveralphysicians had failed to do her any good.

Tours truly, THOMAS J. METHfIX.

A stock-kaiseb of Texas narrates thathis Chinese cook came into the house in

B perturbed condition and with an odorof serious trouble about him. " Whttiu the world have you been doing,John ? " exclaimed the master, as hemade for the door. " Me catchee labbit,but me let him glo agin. Melbcan lab-bit smellee like hellee. Oh, my gla-cious .'"

pinef Test'

Baltic.provinces, havtthat the forest .

only one-tenth.I are well cared for, and there are now in

that empire about 34.OQO.OOO acres of

I

for.-st (over half of which arc iu Prussia/)valued at alnuit $100,000,000, and pro-

ducingan income annually of m arly S50,-inh),h<m. The g: eat. st effort is made to

)

preserve the. forests of < I. rmjiny an 1 to

Iincrease the for.-st acreage (about, .<»00,-

(MK) being annually expended iu replant-

Iing by the State,) and the imports exceedthe exports by oyer 2. out) tons. There

I are about 43,000^000 acres of forest in

IAustria. Austria, however, has so reck-lessly cut her forests that sh" is obliged

' to buy most of Ik r tinils-r in Itosnia andMontenegro. Servin. it tunania andPortugal have good forest . but the fine

forests of Italy and Spain ar so situatedthat they cannot reach a market wh< Dcut. It would seem that tho. UnitedStates mi^ht profitably follow the exam-ple of Germany and save her forests.

South Australia ia at pr. .-> l.t SUf II i .'.

this work and planting tic s on an ex-tensive scale.

—

Jloti'iu Ololh .

The " Don'fc-foa-JtBOW " Young M m.

Oneof the most conspicuous objectsin certain circles of society at the pres-ent time is the "Don't yon know " youngman. He ranks along with the youthwho carries his coat nu las arm andsmokes cigarctb s on the ba.

Cropping the Hair.At length it npjiears, says an exchange,

that a radical change in the fashion ofarranging woman's greatest glorv, herhair, is really to take place. We hear

jrumors of impending innovation from '

headquarters — in other words, fromParis. It is probable, though, that theywill here lj« simply voices in the air andd ..thing more for aumo time stdl. Firs.t,because a new fashion never gels fairlystarted, with us until it is almost an oldone on the other side (this statementmay sound both unfair and unpleasant,but it is literally exact, nevertheless),and then become the close, prim, de-inure little coiffure o CAnglaisr. whichis now worn, and has l»eeu for the pasttwo years or more, Is exceptionally-ui tod to the small, delicate head andslim face of the average Americanwoman. It is not s>> well suited to thepiquant, irregular-featured "minors" of

I'arisieanes, however. ThereforeI hey htivo begun to adopt a looser, softer,

U s- severe style of coijfunt.The hair wUI, during the whiter, it

seems, lie worn lower on the neck in'.oils, braida, or curls, and in the even-ing, when flowers are added, they willi... mounted in trailing sprays and gar-lands, to fall graealyon the raid **~*,"_

braid% or curls. The latter (the cnrla)are apparently destined again to most

l»eei.'il fav..r. And th iv have been re-

cently a numlH-r of young ladies seen

abroad with their hair cropped short

iike a boy's, and curled in dully rings

ali over the head, after that same fashion»o very much in vogue about ten yearsago.There are faces to winch it is an un-

icu/ai.ly becoming COlffurt, this. Butas fo its being generally beooming, or. .. ii luauiKly *» that is not. assnr. dly.

\ blonde, rath, r small and delicate Stiod

vivacious, with eyes soft, silky hair, andrather a chdd-hke face, j* rhaps. looks

most ehorming with her sunny halo «>f

lusteshg rings, quite a cherub, andprobably ten years yOuhger than she is.

We knew a Polish lady some few

vears ago, with >i pretty, pale, spintu-

elle face, aah-blonue hair, dark-browu

•yes, and a mole on her 1- f t cheek, who[ado ted this coiffure, with a black

•. Ivet and blue ribbon passed across the

•ccasiouallyi and it suited her to

tbaotsjfc perfection. lint then there are'

ta of women who, »iU r they have

made tie- sacrifice of hair for a passing

of fashion, look anything but well with

erop|ie.l an 1 curly beads -in fact, look

quite Uccidcdly the opposite, from well.

Ami it is no small sacrifice for a womanwith a fine suit of hair to have it cut off,

|

. tther. The r. suit should pay very well

to make the performance at all satisfac-

tory. It is <>j:e of those cases in whichthe" fanmortal Shakespeare's counsel to

look before we b ap may be pondered •

with g.jod eflect.

Bwnanos says that when you meet amad dog yon should never argue withhim, unless you are sure of your logic.

It is better to get out of his way; and if

anybody calls you a coward you need|

not call him a fool—everybody knowsthat.

A REGULAR CIRCUS.

lit.. npntchu it* tu>f> ia k hc.ul.j «*u.)

A STANDARD REMEDYIN MANY HOMES.

t- Couch*. * olfla. Croup. Ilrunrhtlia »u.l .11

otl*-r »Si llu .Mi I I.I i >uuiiilvii.'U tod ativiiv bvT. »ll .•u.i»i>ttr.tj«ju.

IN CONSUMPTIVE CASES" xth

.*•:...<•*

.i.-flve" peribrarsiaM »r«

iter ID-

AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL.

IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM.

J. H. HARRIS &. CO., Proprietore,. IM Ml l II. O.

FOR SALE Br ALL DRUGGISTS.

NTS '>htw< Ik. M»lf an.l Fern

I!

OPIUM AND LIQUOR- ^iflVi^.a and wholly

uicli uAb-l.l fur|.n-|...r.

ri, i-kok: LKWIP, »Utrr»

MRS.LYDlAE. PINXHAfri, OF LYNN, MASS.,

LYDIA E. PINKHAtVTSVEGETABLE COMPOUND.

< if street can.niormi.p he gn'• This is a flu.-

His Ift^t mltitati

oh Third str.-i t jn~

Ioh broker to " h'i;

don't von know."

platformsum in the

it

'' n

lit is t.

veryHe I

It mattersdon't von

the .-licet

mod even-d< ram

ii and tells

Wabash;tint wherelow" c-oe.ihe po< -

^, his

witli him. fie beams down ttpoa his

partner tit tho ball and us bo places hisiirm ground the bntterfly's waist, re-

marks: "I'm very fond of waltzing,

don't yon know.-

' Be bows gracwmidjto his friend in the jh w behind braafter service is over on Sunday an.)

thinks " the sermon was father to. lions,

(lou*t yon know." When his fond our. nt.-

conclude it is about t!in«- he honors s. .'i

ety and some millionaire's danghter "by

getting married he broaches the matterto the girl in question by informing herthat "I love you, don't yon know.

"

Everybody knows him by his "don'tyO0 know," and those who are sensible

of the ludicrous, as well us ridiculous,have his expression for a by-word ati.l

get lots of fun ..ut of him. But he is

oblivious to it all. • He .h ems bis phrase,

very neat and very faahkmabkl nixi

would not <lr-.p it " for the world, .Ion t.

you know." So lie dools l is <-tlt.-h..i-

backed rIov.s, twirls his natty little

I cane, and starts out everyday to see what.

z in all th<« worldhat allures the average Ih.v ainl do-

iKhts people genera 1 !)', il "is a wellruinuire.1 ani thoroughly .-.pilpT^

• i - um. The. blldreiiot'a city orlewn. in to kii'.w of in coinintft.v a kindf intuition, and prepare. 6< crdinnly.l he pennies, bJuerto dmpiK.I intohe mtoloniy-beai w ith MoaetaitaV.us riijiitarity, are n<.w fitithfully .11-

! int. i mi !:'••< -p. t In the'!..r • .Mi.-r f.r p"' s ' ''•*' and

ieuL oM pap. r. etc- da buU-'untiHl lervfce in the way of ur:nirheami.tint ofan adraiMjon fee. But• >r aH that, we Trf-lieve fully In the.mjierly colidurte.l circus a* a meansifamusement and diversion, an.l aroinppy to state the cratifyinz fa«-» that

rets—or ratl.'-r it's !>•'• pri. I rs

tie-

thumid employi

pro-cx|icriuicntally

licve in ST. JACOM Oil., the o r. :it

l'uin Reliever 01" the age. IIlh. V. T.Bumuin'sGrea;. -tsliowon Karth andCoup's Monster Miowran be taken aa• rjdesl caaaji The I. rmer *uy> :

" Welake great pleasure in nntimr that St.

Jai oos *-'Jh is in ttce t y many nnirur-tl'tsnow Fmragud with ?.T. Uar'niim's Greatert

. ..n I-irt:i. uir.'. d with the Great Li nd nfir.'as, Sanger's Royal llritis-h Menaprie and thoI utcrnatioua! Allied Shows. Fr> units happy effect

upon those w bo have oeea.*ion to employ il, wohave no hesitation in pronouncing Br. Jaiobsi ii u tho best liniment which has ever beeaI

i i tbtto our notice. It is Wonderfully tfliea-

rious ui »uloluinic is.ia.

(signed) Rai'.si m, Tt ..tt.F.v A TTt Tciiiv'ov.*'XmIVm Agent ©ifCoup's ItouaerSlxow s..y^-.

"In rases Of rheumaii-m or compUtnts of thatkind ourartisls know h.ov to eiiretheruseive v. ry

far all thote I'ot..0.1 Toinplalot* and WfikmHrmanin toourbc.t IVmal.- population.

It will curt entirely tho worn form of limale Com-

rlalr.ti. alloT»rlantronl,Irii,Inriiinim»t!.)ij und rkmtloa, rallbUT and Iiij-plareruciit*. aoJtlie eonBeqneni

Spinal Weakness, and Is partk-Jarly aila^cd to ths

(aanpe of Ufa.

It will disMlre and erpcl tumors from lhe uterus la

an eaily sta|» >>f dtvriopmrnt. Tli'.- t. n.tenry to can-

cerous humors there ta checked ttry preedly hy *•*

It rmnoTeafalotness, flatulency, d.i.u..ysaU craring

for stimulants, and relleTea weakness of the stomarh.

It cures Hloatlnn. rteadacbies, Kerrons Pr.^t ration,

General Debility, nltreplessness, iJsliresalon and lndi-

pcntl. n. ,

Tbtit feeling of bearing down, faulting pain, weight

and backache, Isalways permanently cured by Its asa.

It will at all times snd BDCV rail clrrumstancss act la

barm'.iiy with the laws that gorern the female systsm.

For the care of Kidney Complaints of cither sex this

Compound Is unsurpassed.

I.VDIA E. riMillAM'" TrtiETABLE COM-rOt'\Dta pr.parod at 23 and SJi Western Arenue,

Lynn.Maas. I'rlre $1- 8lx bottles for $S. SentbymaUIn the form of pUU, also 1 n tbo form of Ion-ages, oar, Ip* of price, $1 per box for either. Krs. Plnkham

freely answers all IrtUrs of inquiry. Bend for pamph-

let. Address as above. J&mfion f '..« Fajtr.

No family should be without I.TI'IA E. I'lKKUAJfa

LIVER TILLS. They cure constipation, bUiousnss*>

and torpidity of the lircr. 55 cents per hex.

fg- Sold by ail Ilrugjciaia. ""wa

1^"^ II you enjq_>' a laugh heartilyI Ja 'J i in s r-.ni a—In * n Saiuiui Tut i.-an.l uih.Si^'.i-^,

Jjt. ! ' - V I- V. >f .l.key;•lhe ...

: i. r. 1- B. Fo .-. U. D.tBaMMtad .

ntent!" free.

Rut if you're fond of lots o' fun.Just t.u tl - I'oliopil. oniFor Mam. l.-iiit.-rn- an- outdone.

?^The Pol>-. in»t.i.:turo-gun'For pholograiiba of nnv one.Ml.HrI.tV II 1 1.' PI B. CO..

boli.la.'. s^n 1 tora.'mk rrzzi.i;

sneedily. Br. Jacobs Oil inn very popular rent,e.iv among our people for BbeumaLicjssnna,AUpjaalont; asihef tangct Itthey won't MitTerniucb.nMr. Frank 1. Frayne aays: "I have suflered

terribly fn>ra rheumutiMii in my right shoulderand i.r*::i,tind at the wime time I had M?vere painsin n.y che-t. Sometime ninee I read yomeUjinc

er about the remarkable cures of

town,>f the

don't

f.

vouB of

Sick »nd bilious headache, and all derange-ments, of stomach and bowela, cured by Dr.Pierco'a " Fellota"'—or aiiti-bilions ^raimles.

23 ceuta a phial. No cheap boxes to allow nat>te

of virtues. By druggists.

•* I didn't call, because when I passedthe house I noticed there was no" liuhtiu tho parlor and I thought you wereont," apologetic illy observed the simple-minded Chicago man who had an ap-pointment with a Cincinnati merchant.•' Never be such a fool as that again,"angrily responded the disappointed porkpacker, "yon ought to have known it

was only one of my gals receiving com-pany."

Yor>"0 men. and middle-aged ones, suffering

from nervous debility and kiudred weaknesses,

^end three cent* for Part VII of Dime Series

Hooks. Ad- !!••!• * W hil's Tijm fnsart Mf.ui-

cal aaaoenwaaa, BnHalo, N. y.

is "going on downknow." He is onethe times and must be recognized \D anysummary of the oddities of hnmanity.The "don't-you-know" young mnn niu-^t

lie heard to be appreciated, and Be i-.

sure to be appreeiatcd, in one way pi

another, when he is hoard. For be is a

character, "don't you know. "

—

PQnn-f.i/h-ania Times.

Do'st thou love life? Then do not s.piander

valuable time, for that is the stuff life is madeof : bnt procure at once a bottle of Dr. Bull's

Cough Syrup for your cough and he cured.

Your druggist keeps it,

There are 4,404,000 head of cattle in

Texas, and their value is estimaUu at$39,640,320.

DIPHTHERIA

!

jaioKvvn im iivvi: iiMHiXT *iii

nfitiTcIy pr«Trnt this ten Ml Skx sm . ai„« will P,^,i, T»ly

ear* oiue cases o-.it of wa. Ii.;. rtattoa Uiat trill sasa

many lirr», «ar.t fr. e by ina.t. Don't .le!:ijr a muuicot.St. Jacobs"o!i, and I thought I would try that riwniii.u u. b«u« ih«n uara. L I^assoa * Co.,remedy. I tell you 1 am mighty glad I did, foraft-r tiMntr one or two U.ttles of that preparation1 fclt no i*in whatever, nnd have bnd none rinsStI am firm believer in ST. JACOBS On., and I wanteverybody in my coinpuny to keep it near them."

l\ve

KHEIMATISM,

DirilTHEKIA,

>KIRAUJIA,

SOKi: THUOAT,

SOKE EVES,

KACEAl HE,

TOOTHACHE.

Ac.

B.'^ton, M.i^»., forrnni ly ii iiic- r, M.,n..-.

APOiWut. $12 a •! ••••

i easily taada. OnatlfCO 4 A2o.ii.jt frs... Adilr^"-. Tl.-i ,t ' >.. Aagaata, Me

l.ir f HMaa, with itnprosDiary FreeThrse-I'ei.l Slamps. Addras

Bitei • Tnt.l^, ' .ii",.i:.lar,

P. i.t lu aiir adtlra"

W< BAaLES K. 1IIKKS, 4t X. IwUnn A»a., Tbila.

^urivalled IU-medy

BIBXS,

SCALDS,

BRUMS,IMI.ES,

INSECT ItlTEf),

FEMALECOMPLAINTS,

as,

$5toS20

OPIUM

<l;t» al t. i - pi.-* w- i: Ii S.', fiaa.I I .-r:\..,» ,t-

i o , I-.,rtl«...|. M.iinr.

n..rpl.in«- lliabit Cursxl la IOo, .•.».!. .» a \<>i>i..i mi Carsjsl.Itn. J. StCMMS, Ix.-banon, uhiu.

AHEATTY'tO'lA NOfllltTES.— MauDlSreni• lioiMarpr.^nts:»flusrr uran^ pi .nufort >-*.f«iur very

halt. is. .rue loural eorurrs, i.wwHni tares tbtee ualsons.lleatlv's marcti!e>H iron frsmes. »ro.i!,tiook. rover, box**,

75 t >^!»7 ill; i it. prk .-».»»mto$lo00;satibfartiou i:tiaraute.'.i ot tnooef irfunde.), after onevear'suv; I'prialar l'ianolorle«. *12'i to ti'i ; cata-logue prVes *-Viotot.*Ki,,t*i.^ar(l pan. fortes of tbe ual-Terse.asia.>iKanJnt<.alify.writa for mnuimoth list of tes-Ua i sis. ii. ., 1 1 . - . i.: . o :: < . \ s

.

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church, cliapel. pari. r. K.'tO upwarU. Visllo s welcome;fr.'.- .-arTtai:.- in. . is j.

'1

1 - 1 rit,.- 1 . uial..^ue (boll*day e,juit>u) free- A.Uo or call nitonDAN I F.I, K. BEATTY, W Nf.v Jir-et-

riiT-sn ians use Kidney-Wort iu regular jirae-

tice aud i.iououncc ita action perfect.

Whkm painod l>y an onliind w.-rd ornet, ask yonrself, "Have I not done aslmdiv r

T. .. HIATI5CT0V, Oilraarr.—" I have rerolrad prma.mtrsuojfrenioseollric titrac'.." iltir.umraatrrT rtlwaee )

YF.AR sn.1 eTpen»es to SfSBUOmni lr-e. A.idress1". O Ylrkerv. ...tm'-.ns.

On Thirl.- Da.V Trl»l.

The Voltaic Belt Va>., Marshall, Mi. h.. will

send their Electro-Volt .ic Belts an.l .ther

Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to

any person afflicted with Nervous Debility,

Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, irnaratitee-

ing complete restoration of vigor and manhood.Address as above without delay.P. 8.—Xo risk is incurred, aa tliirty days'

trial is allowed.

N. V.—"A boussbel.lnoceaaitj la my I

JCSTI- D. rt LTOX, tl. D. , Brooklyn, K, T —" rrorlng: Kn . In mv huma '*

SAHI T.h B. JAntS. Schencctadfny family. "

luelftoboaBSccuity in my bums."

i,—POND'S EXTRACT is sold only inbottles with the name blown In thoglaaa.

C ti" It is unaafe to use other articles with oar

directions. Insist on having POSD'a EXTRACT.Rtfuso ail imitations and substitutes.

Prne Con Livrn On. made from Feleeted

livers, on the soa-ehore, by Caswell, Hazard «fc

Co., New York. It is absolutely pint; and sweet.

Patients who have ouee tal.< n it prefer it to all

others. Physicians have d> .'tiled it superior to

aiiv of the other oils in market.

BflEBmVN < AltK<H.I« SH,\ I:

Is the BEST riAI.VK for Cum, llriieH-a, >,'r..-.4, ri.^frs,

halt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped Haii'l*. Chilhlalria, Coras,aod all kluds of Skin Kru|.ttonM, Kreckl.* ;.n-l Pimples.Get HENKT'P CARBOLIC S4LVE, u all others are

counterfeits. Priee 2-". eeuij..

Qt'AI.ITY UNIFORM.Prices, 5()c, Sl.OO, S1.7S

st all rsspsctablo Druggists.

Prepared by POND'S EXTRACT CO.,U 'Wen Fourteeatb Street. New York.

P[NTS WANTED FOR THE

$7771L \ .lilt Brim, OBl1.>i!«cr»i"/^ i J.^i.i i » an .rC o I)

a.'"'."^ Write frr C«-«io«ue larr.le1CAN WATCH CO

uid Mckle. Cbaias, As.to te examined.sta a :m aa amib-

I'lTTllUUOII.PA.

.lie..*-. Bl.KIt.M^ ,.

!

I'nraona' Pll r« liveBlood, and will completeljentire sistcm in three mrlntbs. Anv person

w RiHelmnco the blood tn th*

3 whowill tukaone pill each nicbt from 1 to 12 works may berestored to sound health, if siieh a thing bo preafble.Sold e»enwhi re or a. nt by n.ail for 8 letter st«

I. 8. JOHNSON A CO., Ilonton, Mformerly llnuiror, !>le.

CRN rM WAMTEIIBn

HISTORYo?™eWORLD ftTJWS

iii.i Ilible^. Priees reduced ,\1j

.1 i'ubl.»hi.i^ Co., Philadelphia, Pa.

Aaeoieers. C»talorae free. Aesrsast

Ore*. W.,t Onn Wnrtt. •*t?l,P>«rt»i. T*a

Krabrseing full and autbsalic sceouais of t.u; ustioael ancient aod medera ttta. «, and Including a history sflbs rise aud fail of the Oraek and Roman Km pi res, lbsmiddle ages, the crusades, ths feudal system, the refor-m*tion, toe diacoreiy and settlemaat of tbe >'sw World,etc., sic.

It contains S73f.ne hiAtrr cal sngrATiags, and ia tberooet eonjpUL Hiatory of the World trir puMiabed.aeud for apeclmea pasresai.d ex.ra terns to Agcats.

Addle.a JfATioaat. Pc»i.i.hino Co., Pbiisdelphia, Pa.~

It I I I I ItVl>lt. (iREi;> S *>XY*3KrTATEDIs tbe best remedy for Dyepepsia, Blliomnew, Mulsria,

Indigestion and Dieeases af tbe Bleeat, Kidney, l.n.r,

Bkin, etc

I>CRNO»8 CATARRH stM KPenres ali afTecttousel the

mocuous membrane of the bc-ul and thu-st.

DR. HOTTS LIVEB PII.I^ aro tbe beat OM

SSIV- W3T *A8TK let mm. •* «*4.1' *ad. . Laiuriaa. p.'jiucl.. Se*m|

IT | S «r • t>**.T rrvwu. «f Sale aa Saw-Z- ~Z 'SfA'A •» •• THICK fc> . ^^Rr^oTHl^ aa<

MriGOSATS.I,. HA!*, aa.aaar. o.« • aa huaib-.ri.<.T.j ." 0*" Spaa. .A a.n-,.,, aklaS La, MVIR TIT»AI1AI1, Saa.loMt SIX CSJvrs u Or. J. ..OMZA-

GREEN CORN PACKERS ; ;i,,' u ;,..

r

V»a.Ac It I ne. Tw.. thr.iwand mni |*r day. Write for

VOUIatT BAKKEIt, l ore r-l., rrrtiand, Me.cssdeircul

VnilalP MCBI ,; I'•• • .1 learn Telegespby ia

lUUIlll IflCri . t!. t I>...-• tain >/ a sllo-

atioo, address VALKXTI.NK I I:...'., Jan eaTille, Wis.

Price lisotaJ| Surs relief spMsajswa

KIDDER 8 PASTILLE"™

Chariest -iwa. Mail

I . 1 lu.. «» Oue. -Ha.

KgmmmCOUGHSIfRUP

»>| J / J a r»r«k m your own iu*t. Trims snd »o uoiai•„ t »' t free. Add tin H. H*m ktt A Co., Portland, Me,

"PRSCESlZO.-NSf^, TtiiJ N.Y..'inir»rr S**lnx M»clilt>rl*

' ibe U:~i, cv.t msxle— a«wa t**t, run*e«ij, tixt b^tteosnc, quiet* durable,

im'plc, ron%enietii, siod powerfuLWarm Tittd A lKora. 8*mt ajarwbi-re oa6 dav- trial. Paw if § P1*'*'**-CMmM of ihli modrt m»rbia«hsve Nru «*j:d. Ask forcirr*. »ii u4tMtitTHMiiala. Istrw itrtctr* toclnl**. Mo

pi l<> trr us. ThuuBaotls do rverj rear, and tbaak oa*r :be HO to #ttO uvedl In boytog dtreet. Cut tbtoct.'. «od whrn Toq ourate a"

PENSIONS.ARE PAID erere ...tdierd cabled by aeeideaj„r ntharaisa. A tt.HMI f any kind, loss sf

Dnirr.lMorrjr, I; I I"Tt'KK. ' I LutllifbtlSiseasss ofLanna ar \ aricoae Seta* fire apension. Cader nt« law tbouAAnds sra est*

tilled to aa iacr«a»e of pea.ion. W idows. or-I.hans and dsp^o i..ut fathers or mothers elsoidierieetsprnai.u. ."tod» stamps for copyl'-..Mon snd If. untT Aola. Address

P, H. Fitzgerald 4 Co., ^™ kA«tD,5«

! l,,.nai.o!.A. In.i. TleTsr Io Ind. Ilank'ng Co.'. IT., t ( catral Baak.bttabsf laiiir—

a fri'nd need a Sewlnl Machine be

A»l A Co.. tl Third A»..CLicag,.UA

WfiNTED-»Obs»«»«world: "

Address .lu) it. on. ok, I

atf A MOMTH—" ^Crg^lcleiTlith rVgtear^g

IMPROVEMENTS—HEW STYLES-MEW CATALOGUE.

THE MASON 6l HAMLIN ORGAN CO.Wbo.e cabiust or parlor ergans hare won aieaasT aoseas at srsasT oira of the oaiat wosi.b's tSDOSTaiAL r xaistnossfor sossTcax rasas , being the only American orgaas which haee been found worth? of such al any , hare sffeclednoes and eaxATes raA^rtCAtiT tai«a»i.» larao-esKaers In their Organs ia tbe i-aw nil tuan in any similar parlorlines ths firs: introduction, ut this Ustrament I

MMBUasn and sstAiosr eapaenr: also popraieaj i

gjo t3l)j ^ ^ h , , , [lWar<ii. A SI1S»1 .fully desctibtci; and Kuntrating more than I0«armuch information st^.it o, gana generally, wbich will De usefru and nojin-.a*. Address MaJo.v A IfAMLIN UROaB tf>

» si, ISA Wabasb Ave., (

IU . ..... ^'"a -— , ' , „«™ .un,, iu mm j ........ , i ' ,

twenty year.atnee; snd are &ow offering oaoassos Bieasam aa J laai i sB sTTT.cs of isrsoriD «r»i itt. and at L«wea

MAjOJ k H. caicAao.

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Page 3: HUMORS THH HICKMAN COBB, COURIER GEORGE WARRETS

THE FjlCKMAN COURIER-

FRIDAY.

gg*U.Short communications on publicquestions printed—but not responsiblefor semi me cits or expressions of corres-pondents—except where we refuse to givename of author.

Local Items.

Mr. and Mrs. Dr. 0. [I Hubbard left onSaturday last for Florida.

Misses Blanch and Ophelia McQebeeare visiting friends in the city.

Mr. Wm Frent, of Milan. Tenn., spent

several days in the city last week.

Dr. W. T. Plummer snd wife left for

Florida, Thursday morning, to spend the

winter.

• brUiitiH. Mary—Brief.Saturday—Many drunk,. aud one fight.

t Satnrday Nj§kl—CkrtsHaans tree at the

JAN 6. 1882 iEpiscopal church, which the children enjoyed joyously.

Sunday— Chrisloias exercises by theMethodist Sunday School, which were ofthe finest musical selection and arrangement, and regular service at 11 o'clock at

that church.

Munday--\:i fights, all told—that manycases before the city court, and severalmore to hear from.

Monday .V,gnt—Tue scholars and teach-ers or the Baptist Sunday .School pariici-

|

pated in a delightful sociable at the Bap-tist Church.

Tufdjy—No excitement save the nu-merous trial before the city court.

Tuenday Xight—The young men of Hick -

men gave the only fashionable ball of theholidays, which was largely attended by

Miss Ida Adams, of Louisville, Ky., is the beauty and elite of the oityvisiting the family of her brother, MrMm, Adams, of this city.

Dr. Jo Luten, member of the Legisla-

ture, visited Hickman dining Christinas

holidays. He voted against the Atlanta

•proe. Good for Jo.

Mr. F. F. Uholson and family, of Cairo,

111., accompanied by Miss Loula Powell,

of this city, who has been attending

•chool in Cairo, are visiting their father,

Mr. J. West Powell.

There ate 5J Sundays this year.

To the Public!

our customers, and all v

libentlljr jiatrouiz.-d us in tke past,

and raapmtfbily ask all of our old

friend:?, and as many new ones as

will, to call on us when they wantto purchase Dry Good?, Clothing,

Groceries, Hardware, <>r anything;

in our line, and we will guaranteeentire satisfaction in price and aual-

1

ity. We are determined to ki<|>

first-class j; 1-, and will sell a>

cheaj) as any house in the West.

Wishing all a Happy Newwe are,

Respectfully,

J. AM8ERG SONS.jaC-lt

Boots

!

Best Roo's ami cheapest Boots, bestBrngtns mi l eh.- n.e<t El*Og*na at

ja-5 ALEXANDRR ft M \ X w F.l.L S.

Interesting Item*.

week; andsngiag.

A neirro exodus from South Carolina to

itrUii.ii bait begun.

State.

Read our list of aooouoceuirnt* for

couuty offices/

ST THOSE owing FORTL'XE J" CO.,

•Itber by note or account, will please

come forward and settle.

Tbe aid aJjge Mint a greet) cbrist

mas makes a fat church yard is proven!.ct true by the statistics.

The adjourned term of'the Fulfoncounty Court of Claims meets next Mudday. Get your claims realy.

Mr. Mart Ovey, a saloon keeper in

The other days of the week the everyday routine of affairs was resume).

Mr W. T Buckoer and family havedecided to looate at Charleston, Mo., and

I

will remove their carriage shops to that

point. It is a valuable industry, and still

prove of advantage to Charleston. Mr.

.lames Parker and others will con lue* the

business at Buckoer a old shops. Hickman. ,

Gui ""»"'« closes this

The Hi:km<in Lodge, knights of

Honor, Friday night last, elected the fsf.

lowiog ofbeera lo aerva the next twelve

pths:

Dictator—W. L McCutchen.Vioe-Dietator— A. M. bellow.

Ass't-Dictator — Wetarau.

Guide—Jas. C. Wearn.

Chaplain—Thompson.

Treasurer— E. T. Gardner.

. Fin. Reporter— H. C. Becktuan.

Reporter—T. M. French.

Guardian—Geo. Douaherty.

Sentinel—Chas. Kare.her.

Trustees—Chas. Baltter, R. T. Tyler,

and Otto Hertweck.

Mr*. Minor Merri wether, of Mem-

Tlie* AtiHitiu Esrpt»wlflo».

The Atlanta Cotton Exposition, alter -an

I

enthusiastic and successful existence of

We desire to return thanks to i three months, was closed. Merely as an

vhu have SO exhibition it was note worthy, but it had

another and a more important signMcawec

i hub attache 1 to tho exhibits of maclnu-,

ery, agricultural products and such thing*

os go lo make a show for the curious and

to build up trade for energelio advertis

fri. If this were the Hill meaning ff the

Atlanta Kxpo-iliou it would have been

a thing of no more, perhaps of leas initior- i

lance than any other of the huudrelsof]exhibitions that • re male every year in

every proaperom part of the world. But •

in« idit on to Ik* usual loc .1 benefi t s I hatj

follow all soceesaful enterprises of the|

kind, this has had two good readIta, or atj

lea>t il ha* given hop.- of two rettilts thatj

will prove in the time of their tonnes*baldly less than national b!e*sines- Theylit ihese; The undevelopel resources of,

the South have been truthfully and tan-,

gibly ma.le known, so as to qaickea all

kinds of industrial improvement in the

unfortunate region, and ih"re has been an|

interchange of ideas and courtesies by the\

thoughtful men of the North and of the '

" ~! South which certaiulv will tiring sorial

Boots! Shoos! Shoes! » • most likely political be ue tils to bothpat t irs.

The undeveloped res'iurces of theern Slates have heretofore been an un de-

termined possibility in the industrialworld. Between the too general an I to •

enthusiastic representations main bySouthern men and the depreciat i v e de-

scriptions given by Northern tourists andprosp-'ctors it has been an rxeee lianfldifficult mailer for husinass men lo .-n.-er-

tatn j.isi what the outlook i*. The apeet-m-ns of ores, woods and agricultural pro-

ducts at Atlanta have now spoken for

i hemselves.

* \ xouwckn r.* tm.

fou cftuxrr judge.

H,aiithoriifd to announoe Mr

«'i iUSi' l'r* !,*nt Incumbent us a can-

di-ftte J8r the office of Con ol* Judge ofPnlf.n eouuiy, „i u.e ensuing Augustelect loo.

h

*u:boiired to announce Mr. JW. Mart, as a candidate for the office ,.t

County J u ,i ee 0f Ful,OB county, at theensuing An K u,t election.

FOX COUSTY COUB.T CLERK.

ear,

We tre nuthorixed to announce Mr. J.T. Brs»n, as a can.lidHie for the office ofCounty? Court Clerk of Fulton couuty.at tue|ssau i ng August election.

N p ire authorized to announce A. M.Dxliow as a can li late for the office ofI'ouulj Court Clerk. Election Augustuext. T

W e are am tiorized to announce W. P.TsTi. e as a candidate for Clei k of theKuli'H County Court at the ensuing Au-gust tteetion.

m '>tre authorized to announce M IBSHALA. MiDxmikl, as a candidate for Clerk ofthe ^^llon County Court, at the ensuing

_\ugj< election.

ouih-| ", \

FUK ./.l 1 1. nR.

OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

t. S. OOTtB>Mt>T.

Tresident— Chester A. Artlur.Viee President— DasHd Uavi*.See'y Of M.ite—Tbeo Frelino-I^ivaen.^eerelery Treasury—-Jamee Folger.Secretary of W&r-ll i'.t. Lincoln.Secretary Navy Hunt.Secretary Interior—S. J. Kirkweed.Postmaster General—Timothy O. Ho«C.Attorney Cieueral- Brewster.

•»tatj: «>rtk r.KN.

Governor— I.ulie P. Blackburn.Lt. Governor—J. S. Taiitrell.

Secretary el State—James Blao'<burn.Assist. 8cc. of State—Thos. O. Harris.St.ite And!tor— Kayetto Hewitt.Treasurer—lames W. Tate.Attorney Oeneral—P- W Hardin.Register Land Office— Alpb. Shelden.Bap>. .'uh. Instruction—I. D 1'iokett.

H.Hl; Ptiutet— S. I M. Majo .

J<

anx-aboul the ice

phis, delivered a lecture in Hickman on

Faducth, was shot and dangerously the sutj?.-t of Woman Rights, Thursdaywounded by a young Mr. Allard one day night, Dec. 29tk, to a highly cultured and

V N Owing to the mild weather greattety is being felt in Canada about tl

supply.

The authorities at Washington are taking steps lo prevenl the spread of smallp..x at various Western points.

A phrenelnist, to ascertains the thi'-k-

ness of a man s skull puts a ban 1 on theBute s he i I a« k s and hi in his a£«. A I in oat invariably the person asked clears his throatwith an •ahem' ' and this, reverberatingalong the skull, enables the phrenologistto determine how thick it is.

The Cabinet as it now stands, is; Fret-inghuji sen , secretary of State; FulgT,Secretary of the Treasury; Brewster, At-torney general; Kirk woo l, Secretary ofthe Interior: Liaeola, Secretary of war;Hunt, Secretary of the Navy, and HowePostmaster-General — Pear new men, andthree of the Garfield Cabinet.

COURT OF Al'PKALS.ph Lewis, Chief Justice; Thos. f.

Hargis, Thomas Uiues, and J. P. Pryor,Judges.

< ITY tllllt 1 ALN.

WE DESIKK I < »

1 authorized to announce Mr.v Knruorii as a can iidate for thetiler of Fulion county, at the

u isi election.

uihorized to announce Mr. R.hub, present ineantbesta as afor lUa ottico of Jailor, at the

lugust election.

>( <i: <.! !: MAMMOTH -T< )( K o.

pro|]

(

\\T i r*' nntnorised to announce J. II

I'u if h* a candidate for tho office of As-Eteotion next August.s e s w

last week

.

inlelligeut audience. She is a la ly 0 r,

The Speak er of t he Housa of Rspresen-THE LADIES are respectfully invited one of the best families in ihe South, a tatives is anxious to knee tke public know

that his name is "Reefer," not - Kyfer."being evidently afraij that he in i v besuspected of having German bloo I in hisveins. Mr. Reefer is true to the tradi-tional belief of the Ohio Republicans soleree'y formulate ! <n the phrase, '*D —

n

the Dutch!"

River Impi in tfsifiil[Washington special to lbs Inter-Oceau.]

The friend* of the proposition lo im-

prove the Mississippi river recognize that

the fight to be wage 1 against that measurewill ha fierce anil determined, and art

maklug'arrangemenis accordingly, line

of the difficulties is that people kiio* very

little of the merits of the case, and one of

the first iklttXa to be douu is to educatenot only Congress, but the people aa well.

It is understood that sir. Dunnell will

take eirly occasion to present the fact to

the public in the form of an elaboratelyprepared speech Tears is hit little hopethat the preposition now before the Cora-

K " !

r:1

'

•••'»** "•»'»;•" ! ,:" _A JVC. IB • «»»» " &c CJu., mnke

Mississippi River Comtuiss.oti, leaving,

~ TT.out the word 'Sovees." and lo authorize • "pH^1*/

" ! r *"" lX *nJ r

them to bring in a bill making eppropri- ries, Provisions, &c.

BtieAS to pay for Lmprosentente, will he'

A t AKJ>././ i.'-irt-.r.— Having sold my entire

lock »f diy goods, clothing, boots, shoes.

,sc, it Messrs. Alexander Maxwell, I

hereby beg to commend Idem lo my o'dfrienk au.l patrons as young men every-

way worthy, arid Solicit a continuance ofpatronage to them. JO*. SOUN.

snd, to accomplish this object,

I'L L REDUCTIONS in the price u

a well-know it fit«-t that tve keep th<

i'ittivrj lino of Clothing in the Purchaapderstand rhat vre mean BUSINESS.lining anil "!>low" very bard about outtalking to a conunnniiv of sound sense and judgment, we wYll just••-lam" down a few figures, and you can bet your bottom dollar thai-we

*c to i. take some WONDER,

ery articW in lurjitock. It is]

-t, j:/at SriixUd 'Hid 11, -l

\ 1 v. «• rrr -li ...H- fi icml.^ to

We migjft write seVeral col-j

joods. but as we think we are

'layor— Alcn. A. Faris.City Judge—George Warren.City Attorney—0. H. Wilson.Oily Marshal—1 t >. Barnes.City Clerk— R. K. Millet.t'iiv Treasurer—T. P. fortune.Mark hi master—.1. 0. Harries.

City Tax Collector—It B. Millet.W l. ai fm i-ter— J. O. I'ornes.Sexton— Petes tleorgi*.

Councilmen—Chas. lia'tzer, John W.f'owgill, Jas. W. Curma.ii, T. M. ITrenoU,Otto Hertweck, aod 11. C. Ramage.

Dig :. Bwfeoot Trustees.— II. K. Millet,

li C. Reckmati aud S. V7. Lauderdalo.

Mens Suits; Ovsrssats:Regular

Local I^otices.

amine their stock.

H be excelled.

to call an the "Boys" (A. & M.) and ex- beautiful speaker, and keeps her audience

The quality and price

jnfl

If fliokmsn improves as much in

18*2 ae in 1881 or lfSO, it will be well.

Let the ue w city govcrumc ul have an eyeto this.

The Qatoa

well interested throughout. There are

some very worthy ladies of Hickman whofavor what is known as the "WomanRights, but a lar^e majority earnestly

oppose the movement. We think the.

women will vote whenever a majority of

agreed lo. ThI he proposit ion to i

with all the out rig

will come before <

finite harm with pi

B i' e 1 on t he suhjet

ill: usi classification of

prove the Mississippian I c irrupt jobs that

ngress will do it In-

pie who are not edu-aui who. in eenee-

< ton Seetl Batril !

d for Ci) iking purposes, and preferredlull', for sale ai J. W RO0BR8'.

prici

u$18

1G

KJ cut to $15 UO

;0 cut to 1-J 00

15 00 cut to 12 00

12 50 cut to 10 go

10 00 cut to 7 50

!» 00 cut to 6 "v

»

Rpgular pries, % 1 5 I

X

1icut to § i - 1

1 1

" " 14 00 cut to 1 1 5<i

" " 13 50 cot to 10 U0

" u 13 00 cut to 1100" « 10 odr.it to 7 50

" u 7 00 cut to 5 0(1

IE ABOVE ARE A PEW ITEMS TO SET YOU THINKING.

We want to

the women of the Unite I States earnestlyCity MtQStrel troupe Jesire to vote. At present a majority

failed to perform in Hickman, Wednesday evidently consider il a burden they do j^Toorn, by com* means got a grain in

i

her ear. Physicians were applied lo,

but they did not extract it, aud alvised

C.allatin (Tenn i Examiner: About five

years a»o, while Mr W. P. Jones WltS

living in Kentucky, his little daughter,then three yecrs old, in playing with some

quenee, will be readily 1

uuhearj -uoply becausecompany.

1 to condemn it

t is found iu badAt

."> c Viit, Counter,tl.t Hardware itii Tin ware Si ore

L. W. SCOTT Tl CO.,del* Cliutou Stre-l.

of

night, as advertise!, owing to the lack of not desire to assume.proper hall arrangements. „ j ckwnQ merchBOU who keep pow

Jake ifilvertdoth is announced as a

candidate for jailor. He is a clever mander for sale shout I real Se

t he parents to let it a lone. A few ill

Art. 9, of ago the little girl pi eke 1 the grain of corn

Ihe city ordinances. "Any person selling

nnd we believe would make a (too l officer gun powder lo any child under It', years ' n8°-

He was next strongest man four years ago' of age. without the written consent of

the parent or guardian of suoh child,

shall be fined not less than S I nor morethan ?!>;, for sush offense.' We supposethere has never been a case uuder tkiS

ordinance, but it is law, and if warrant

is obiainel under it, the Sue must be as-

and it. was as sound as when placed

lO Cent Counter!Wonderful variety of Choice Articles, at

• L W. SCOTT a CO.,del'i Clinton ."street.

Hiclcnaaa JIarkete.

and goes in to win this time

COST! COST! COST !

Heavy winter Clothing at «4<ic/ rosf, forf jrty days inly.

JSA ALEXANDERS MAXWELL.Mr Frank Thorn t«s in is announced

asa candidate for re-cieciion to the office 9e «* e d. There have been numerous com-

of jailer. He is as clever as they makethem, accommodating and hespitabie, au 1

will wake a strong race for re-electtju.

BjUkNSSS, S.toof.KRV. &c . ic — FurHarness, Saddlery, and all kinds of repair

work in that line, oall on Thos. J. Kirk-Patrick. S N. White s old stand He is afirst-class workman, and thoroughly re-

liable. ja6

"11 Est" Ruim L's."—We are pled towel

come the Paducah iVeSM to our table again.

This office was destroyed by fire some weeks

since, but il is before us again printed on

bran new type, li is a goo I paper— al-

ways cU tec au i gentlemanly— a correct

reSex of us propritors etiara -i eristics

.

The following ticket was elected Mon-day Ust, lo manage our mauicipal affairs

lor the next IS months:

JU,yor—\. A. Faris..

fliewq'f— at T M frsnck. Chas. Uilti-er, James German, Otto Bertwrielt, U. C.Rentage, Jno. W. Cowgill.

5 and 10 Cent Cigars.A fine selection, just received direct

from New Vork. at

jeO FORTCNE S DRCO STORE.

The Ohio, Mississippi, Misjuuri.

Cumberlan I aud Tennessee rivers have

been falling the past several days, but

the present rainy, damp season bids fair

te change this programme iu a few days.

There is no immediate prospeer of a dam-aging overflow, but the river is at that

high stags which the least change >a the

weather makes it dan gerous at this lime

of the year.

Our new Mayor and Council sre

clever gentlemen, an J each of them have

had ihe benefit of experience by service

in former council*. Wears satisfied they

will manage city finances prudently, aud

give especial attention to the improve-

ment of the streets aud the sanatary

condition of the town. If they they will

do thia and uot bother about too manynew ordinances, they will win the ap-

proval of the people, barring the average

cussing which attach to all Couueila.

Mince nrntH!The finest, at * J. W. ROGERS'.

Alexander & Maxwell is the style

of the new dry goods firm, the successors

plaints about little hoys killing dogs, hogs

chickens, kc, and LaOSS who have autfer-

i ed are casting about for some way lo put' a stop 10 il, and some have hinted at

It will surprise a large number of goodpeople of the nit-ek and humble stripe to

i letstn that the adtui nisi rat .011 of theamiable Itrother Hayes, of (IMo, was oneof ihe rotienest the country ha I everseen. We have pad au inkling of this in

the Siar rmte expose, end the Sherman' invest igat ion. now under full be 1 I way.1 will show li iw one of BrotJter Haves'greatest adestrers and firemost friendscarried on a system of petty larceny i 11

the treasury department.— Chicago News.

A little boy put an end to the Christ-mas frolic of one man at Troy 011 Setttr-

I iy. Th e n. an 1-e f , 1 r- I t * s o 11 ler theprosecuting iU.merch.mia for »HI>t | utl<ie««..r .bun, „„1 ua.l.riouk i.l.»»such children. As the law is probably I'some fun with a crowd of little fellows

known ta but few, we thought it well lo .w1"' were P>PP in *" crac.ers, when one ofIhe party exploded a cracker in too close

J

proximity iu his face. The man gathered' the boy around ihe peek aud attempted to

choke him, but the little fellow was loo'

{iiick for him, and pulling eat a knife, he

|

indicted a terrible gash uu the inau's

,

'high.

Cleveland. Ohio, is ahead of all the• cities in electric ll I u mi ri ai liu . A mast-til) feet high has been erected in the pub-

jlie .•juare. supplied with four electriclights, having an ill umiuai 1 n g power of4" UOJ eastStoe. This will ligm au areahalf a mile iu diaiueier. Tins is the onlyway to get llie full effect of the electriclight es a public illuminator. The shad-

'

ows from awnings and ot ker obs'aoles iniow ligliis aie very deep Much e x perineetatt— aad reaJJnetwsenl are necessary .

to make ihe electric light a first-class

publish it.

JUDICIOUS ADVERTISING

Creates many a new business,

Rescues many a lost business,

Revives many a tltill business,

Enlarges many an old business,

Saves many a failing business,

Pit -erves many a large business,

And seeuressuooesa in any business.

i i i_ i i

For COUNTY JvtSI — Id this issue

we announce Judge H. C. Bailey and Eso

Jas. W. Mayes as candidates for the office

of County Judge at ihe ensuing August

election Judge II. C. Ilailey is the prss-

ettt incumbeut, and has made an ellicient.

pains-taking, correct officer. The county

business is kept in business shape which,

together with the fan thai be is a good

electioneerer, will make him for ni lable

for a re-election. E-q. Mayes is an old

and highly esteemed citixen, has served

the people of this county for -'il years as

a Justice of the Peace, and. therefore, has I

by I leem when re-ulvtng to go. profit by, 1 , t r«_„ 1 the trip, we have no manner of doubt —large experience tn the duties of l.ounty P '

Judge. We hear it that slated that dur-

ing the 31 yeara service as a Magistrate

never was a single judgment rendered by

him reversed by the higher courts. This

is certainly a good record. We wish each

caudidate well.

Corn— Hickman buyers are paying <i~c:

on the river bank tii.i cash.

CoTTua— No receipts.

Eons— Eggs will reaiily bring '20 ceuts,

and some families are paying "J'ic.

Cuti-KlcNs -lYaKLYs- I't.i keiis brisk at

$J isj a dozen. Turkeys .Vjc to 7"ic.

li'lmr articles of prasieMC slaud as fd-

lows.-

MEVT.S — Perk S to 7c. Hogs on fool

•j lo -ijc.

PBOAN9—Will find ready sale at from

7c to 8c.

FURS-IIUiES—Coou. 30aoOcts

20a-M cents.

m:kd (mitd.n- ;: i5.

(oriON BBBU—$12.

IRISH POTS I IBS —Hickmanp iy ?l '!') per bushel.

DRIED K.il'IT — Dne 1 fruit in

mand: and prune app'.es will readily bring

6 to BfC; and peaehes 0 to 10c.

PBATHBRS—40e prime, live goose.

HIDES—Oreeu, o to o'c, dry tliut, 10 to

Id-; dry salt, 8 to 1-'.:.

MK\TS—Clear sides, 15-: haras, 15c.

Miuk,

buyer*

1

Attention!If v»u are hungry au-l want lo eal, go

to A M. BMO II .V | CO 3 and get Kraut,Piokek Bogs-feet, Beef- tongues, Sausage,llernsgs, Urie I Reef, Cheese, aud a fullline of Caune 1 Qoods.

Blection jN"otice!An election will be held a: the City

Halt, in the City of Hiekman. Ky.. onMondiy, tke 2ad .lay of J muary.to eleel a Mayor and eix Councilmeu toserve fir the year 1 s •<•.».

By order of the I'ouneil.

R. E. Mililt, C C.

25cts Lower than the Lowest.I hare no clerk expeusss— no store rcn I

—and pay cash for ail my l.roceries, and,'•• i ef'ere can sell as eheeo as the cheap*

est. Best 'm i i I- "i Wittenberg and Eone>'ar Flour, 'i't cenls ckeaper t ban the low-est. JOHN WIT! I SO.

I % 1 ' f I

BAlfiAINS! BARGAINS I

1 1

rE MEAN Jl rs T EX. \ ( TL \

CLEAX OUT i

co-

ll'//. 1 T W E 8A Vot oi g""ds, and

-H^M H* K 3K' Jl

HEM EMil Ell, THIS

SLAUGHTER SALE

\ Y S.

toiMv ommu._ i

Couniy Judge— H. C. Bailey.County Clerk.—A M. Debow.Sheriff— W. C.Johnson.i'.i .it Ci 'iit t let k— T. M. French.Assessor— Jas. Cooper.County Attorney— A. D. Kingman.failer—Frank Thnmasenn.Master Tommissi .ner— II. C. Bailey.i ' u:,iy Smvi'jur- Robert McCounel.Coi oner—Circtnt Judgr—Jaesei Campbell.Commonwealth s Atterney— C. Thomas.

€OI .M l COCXtTS.

Fulton County Court— H. C Bailey,

ledge, held every I'd Monday in eachmonth.

Fulton Connty Quarterly Court— H. C.

BailsJ, judge, held 4th Monday in Jan-uary, Apni, July and October.

XI a IS f BATHS 101 hVS.

1st District— V.'<\ Donatio, 2d Saturdayin March, June, September and Decem-ber. Bsq. HamtuonJ, 1st Saturday in

saine noutl.s.

24 Distri. l— Bet}. Coar, 3rd Salut lay in

March, June, September and December.Eta. , dtb Monday in same mouths.

:ird District— Esq. Reed, P.rd Monday in

March, June, September and December.Esq. Mayes, 4th .Saturday i u same months.

4th District— Est). Dickinson, let Mon-day in March, June, September and De-

oember. Esq. IJayncs, 4th Tuesday in

same months.5th District—Esq. Coax, 1st Wednesday

in March, June, September and December.Esq. 3rd Wednesday iu same011 1 Il8.

(itb District— Esq. Joaes, 4 1 li Wedncs-d.'.vin Uaroh, Jane, September and Dc-einber. Esq. Teos. BraitskmW 2d Wed-nesday in same months.

THE NEW STEWART

I ; SewingManager.

6E& WHA T WE OFFER :

m1 n

ON' account of the warm season,

we arc determined to reduce ourStociof Goods, snd will sell, for

HEAL—90s from wagons, but supplyj &JJVTF />.! }'>' from thw d:Ur, our

generally fillel by home mills.larj of DRY <i' K)DS and

t»ur f-rraerecau depend npsa setting CIXJTHING ree&rdleSe ot OOStabove prices.

delS-4t ./. A itHEWi S'fXS.

1IAEP.I3D.street illuminator.

N'» Ahbilascks —The statement, by NORTON—-MILEs—1)„ tbe •.Mth inst , Mr.Tom Corbeit that backs and ambulance* • B. Norten to Miss Corriuue Miles,had already been hired to meet our jjlori-

1 bath of this county.

RITER—PE A Ri'll A RD—On the 221 inst.,

Mr. C. C Riter to Mist Laura J. I'ear-chari, both of this county.

SEXTON—TAYLOR—On the 2Mth inst.,Mr. IT'. J. Sexton to Miss Rosa Taylor,both of tint county.

T INK BK8LET — DICK — On Christmasday. iu Mississippi county. Mo , at theresidence of the bride's father, Mr. F.

S. Dick, by Esq Bryant. Mr. Jas Tauk-ereley to Miss Nancy Dick.

ously '•' lejrinlaiort at the Jupor up-

on arrival at Atlanta, seems to have been,to say the least, a little previous. Ourrepresentatives, nearly two huu Ired iunumber, were not met at the depot and

; nor were they ableuns at the hotels for

iipanyiugthe party,

es. Iu short, theirptiont, and wiie sup-women and gallantniously knocked intohey will, as slettBed

welcomed by anyou<to find accom modat

]

even the ladies acc.i

much lets themtehdreaaisof gran I rerr«

pert and beautifalmen, were uuceronva cocked hat l:u

A FRESH lot of Fancy Confec-tioneries, vrbieh we wi\\ sell verycltcap.

dek>-St t. AMBWBO SO.VS.

CHOICE new crop of Sugar andMoIfBses, the cheapest aud best in

the town, at

deloot ./- AMBEHO SO.VS.

J. A MB ERG SONS.

i

DRUGS,PATENT

MEDICINES.

PAINTS,

CiLS,

VARNISHES,

DYE-STUFFS, (^,. —

- MACBINi,TOILET

ARTI.LES,

PERFUMERY,

GREATCome one] Cosm

all. "Cheap Joeall ! and give

is dead andus a c

"Tit..-

What boys? Whv I)i<-k A lexanderanil IIt)\v:inl If. Maxwell kre doingbusiness at the old Sohm stand, and

to Jos. Sohm. These young men. Dick I oOMHttHT invite their t)ld friends

Alexander and Howard Maxwell, nre

clever, capable, and popular, and there arM J ^ee thetu. .More DOIltCare Dot two young men in the rounry teutive bovs never stoodheller liked by the trading public. Their

service as clerks in old established Hick

man houses gives them an extensive

aci|iiaiutancc and an experience andknowledge of goods and trade that will

be of great value aud profit to them as

businessmen. May they enjoy a splen-

did euccess.

bo!

and the nubKs generally to -ti j) in

md at-

und a

eOUOter. Did you ever see their

beat? No, never. They are all the

time on their feet snapping uj>

goods and waiting on estttosaers.

The codden H^a'hs of Owen WMiles, Esq., and his son-in-law, Mr. Jas

|

Murphy, of the Jordae precinct, this

|0rMOW is the time lo get bargains county, last week, was a terrible ebock to

ia Clothing. Hoots and Shoes; also. Dry ,|, e ir acquaintance-, far and near. There.< i- ~. . a u DD/ra e«iuo ul _ i i I

1

have been eight deaths in this immediate

family the past several month

pneumonia. Toe Miles family it U qc ot

the oldest and largest in this county, andclosely identified with our pioneer his-

tory. Owen W. Miles and hie brother.

Dr. O. S. Mites, who died a few weekssince, were always prominent factors in

Goods, at A M UKKO'8 SONS. We intendto reduce our stock and prices in all lines

in order to make room for our new SpringSlock.

fejMi J. AMBERQ SONS.

Tap nyoam is, hy authority, to

uounced in this issue as a candidate for

the office of oounty court clerk. A larce

majority of the people of the county

know Mr. Byiium— he ie a clever, upright

nan; and was once elected circuit court

clerk of this county. Duriue his service

rs clerk he was found competent, accom-

modating and correct, lie ia at present

closely engaged in lustaess, and will not

have the opportunity of canvassing the

county for aome months. Bear in mind

that he is a candidate, and will be uutil

the polls are closed. He is backed

g*1 * I fr.sads.

A» s regular SMftissj of Breckin-

ridge Lo Ige K. of H., Jordan Stat ion, Ky .,

Saturday night, Dec. 17, the following of-

ficers were elected for the ensuing year:

Dictator—W. L Alexander, Jr.

Vice D —31 P Chamners.A «s i D —J. 1 MoSabbReporter—J. tV. llran«ford. Jr.

Fin Reporter— K B l'ralber.

Trees - - A M MeCenstell.Oao—W. B. Kennady.«l>ii.t.-—J. S. Itrourn

liuardian—Sam 1 Trout.»-ntitiel— W. A. Shuck.Med hx.-A. M McConusi:.

rice** Prsttllrfttsssa lor Jatmai j .

1st and I'd, clear or fair, and cold; 3rd

to Otb, cloudy, threatening weather, with

heavy raiu or mow elnrats, according lo

la'lilii le; 6'h lo 7th. clear or fair, andvery cold; Sth to 1 1 1 h. cloudy, ending in

rain or snow fall; I2tk and 13th, clear or

fair; 14th lo ISik, rlondv. and heavy snowor rain fall: l"ib and I Sth. clear or fair,

an 1 cold; P.I h ta '2id, elon Iy tkreatSvtiwgweather, with rain or snow storms; 211lo "Joth. clear or lair: 2">th to V^th. cloudyand threatening weaiher. with heavyi>torms; to SI el, clear or fair, andvery cold, if heavy storms have occurred.

The comparatively warmer days will b»

about ihe 'nh lOtk. l&ttt, 20th, J'li h, andSOth. The comp irat i vely colder days wili

all from *>* about the 1st. 7th, 12th, 17tii, 2 ird and•_".»th.

DIE D.In this county. Dec. 26, 1881, Mr. O. W.

Milks, aged SI years, 1 mouth and 20days. He died iu lull hope of eternal life.

On Dec 27, 1^1, Mr. James K. Muarur,aged 42 years and II months. He w»j in

all the walks of lifo an exemplary chris-tian.

Special ITotices.THAT HACKtSa CO0QH can be so!

quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. Jno. W.Cowgill, druggist.

CALDWELL'S SCHOOL

GljtLS AM) BOYS.rjs,nÂŁ NEXT SESSION will commence

.Tfoiitla.v. .St-|»t. ft. 1SSI,IN THE GERMAN CHUUCU.

For lame Bark, Side or Chest useloh's Porous Piaster. Price 2S cts.

sale by John W. Cowgill.

CAI'.UIKH CUBED, health and sweetbreath. I'ricc-i) renli. Nasal Injectorfree.. For sale by Jno. W. Cewgill.

Pr.

la l

Aiu,at

•K-iexter•as

I

bates rriTio\:

SOMETHING NEW !

SCW 6KOCEST «

a t:« <.<»<> i>s :

;

xr.w sron:: : i•

> XV 'I AX!!!!

EVE ilYT ÂŁ1 1X 4; A K \% !

MSjbj I'upils, per month, S3.00 ' respectfully solicits a share of pal

^lyJiale ....

I

a.

ll c

4 005.00

B. C. CALDWELL.Hickman, Ky.

R. sROBERT NoLEN, amioonces to

ihe public ihat he has opened a brannew stock of

FAMILY (3- B O C B ft 1 E 9,

at the Metheny stand, Clinton St., and'fiaije.

Cigars,

J. W. ROGERS,SLEEPS alt kinds of staple and fancy

G R O C E1U E 8an 1 Conrectinneries. Will b" pleased 10see hi" old customers, and will both suitthem in price and quality. Call and seeus. "Ouiek Sales ami Small Profits."Won't be undersold

r

[jaultf

A speciallyCoffees and Sugars.

stand, Clintontakof Toliavcos,

1- OF ALL KINDS,

Cement,<i.

*MESTELBRINK,Groceries.

CROUP. WHO UMNO Cnugh, and Bron-chitis immediately relieved by Shiloh'scure. For sale by Jno. W. Cowgill.

v o I

ndJ I .

r \ce to name all articles, but nof'lhle to show goods,md sec, at the corner of Troycow Avenue, East Hickman, Ky.

iy'

BHILOfl s COUGH and CONSUMPTIONcure in sold hy nson a guarantee. It curesconsumption. Jnu. W. COSfQItL, druggist.

WILL V(»U SCFFBB with Dyspepsiaand Liver i'oinplaii.i ' Shiloh's Vitalizeris guarantee 1 to cure. Cowgill, druggist.

Vmtrm :«« >« *.f»t|»«»n.

Cairo is preparing lo «iv« the Missis-

sippi improve .:ent sclieme a big boomwhen ihe «prin* freshets Met. About

the fiest of March, or aa soon ther-after

aa the stage of water will permit, ft sea-the public all airs of this eection, and going steamer will eo-ne up the Missis-

sippi to Cairo, tak* on a bijr lot 1 of grain

and start for Liverpool direct. The Chi-

si, EE I'LEss NltJHTS mad- miserable byihe terrible cough. Shiloh's cure is theremedy tor you. J W. Cowgill, druggist.

SHILOarS VHALUElt is what "youneed tor consl 1 f it ion. loss of appet ite,dittiness and dyspepsia symptoms Price10 and 2i per bottle. Cowgill, druggist.

Stniyert or Stolen

!

Fioej my fnrm, near Fulton, Ky., on.saturiajr, Dec. 3rd, IS.Sl. one dapple, oriron-fray, H t » K> K lti bands high, and 7yearsslJ, with collar marks 00 shoulders.I will Bay a liberal reward for the returnof said horse, w. T. CARE,

del(} Fulton. Ky.

POWBLl & BKIITIiilU,HICKMAN, KENTUCKY,

UEAI>gl-ARTKRS tOK

GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, FLOUR,11:11., ii.tY.otrs. « «>ti\. Kit v\.

i ll. 1. 0 s; 1 n«s. AcDealers in PKODCCE, SEED AND LINT

COTTON, FABM MA t '11 IN EB VAND I.\il*LE\IEN IS

tOcfr Flour, Meal and Draw kept at our I

Xlill to sell, or exchange lor VMieal orCsrn.Terms CASH, or its equivalent.

ÂŁand-ipiaster,aTAI'LE Sk

F:r:t — Sztrems Simplldty.There is absolutely nothing complica-

te 1 need i <> i 1 1 const ruct ion , I fa e 1 h ief ai in!:ing to produce a machine that will,when once put together and adjusted, re-main in working order as long as the uia-ebine lauts.

Second —lurabiliiy.All wearing parts are made of the fin-

est Steel, rase hardened, ami the wear,tbrottj justable bearings, ran he ta-ken .st as may become necessary.

Ihiri-—L:f?ht Running-As a result of its simplicity of construc-

tion, we claim it to be the lightest ruu-Bing Sewing Machine in use.

Fourth—Bea~ty of Esz'gn. and Finish •

In outline and ftaiek it cannot he ex-celled; in oru.ftuieu'.ation, artistic andbeaut iful.

In addition to t h e foregoing, it has thofollowing advantages:

Loose PbUsy.l'»ed for winding buljbitiB. The M(»-

cbioe, during lis use is disconnected bya thumb screw, which dots away withformer necessity of removing the work,or attachment in use at the lime.

Relief Tension.This simple device, in use npnn the

Ni.» STe w au r only, meets a want longfell by (be Sewing Public, nnd gives avery imporluut advantage over competing.Machines.

J4>!B> w. ( on;. Agent,CLINTON STREET, HICKMAN, KY.

Walnut Wanted!Parties having Walnut Logs lo sell, in

small or lurge <>uantiliea, will do well loapply to JAS. 8. COALDER,

Hickman, Ky.

1 pay from918 00 to 925 00 aud measurefrom bark lo bark. de2S-Sm

mch4

I"A X C V.

BOJIDURANl

nk DREWBY

21cw ! New ! ! New 1 1

1

V. 15. C-VSEIlelall Dealer in

Stni^le and Panov

MANHOODHOW LOST, HOW RESTORED

!

J" 41 fo!.IUh—l.

we.e ever recognized as worthy, in t el li -

cent, ami of the very best class of c.ti

tens. Mr. Jaraea Murphy wis also of anold Tennessee ta.uily, and was a man of

rare moral an 1 curisum wvrih. He was,

without doubt, as nearly a true christian wharf ready to load her to the guardswith grain from our elfVa'ors. There is

nothing mean about Chicago, and be r

business men would as soon load* "a sea-

• at St

In tJie Whule -Hilnrv t»r VleillrineN't> peeftaSatSSa ha* esse perrurmeil tnrh mar » -Hi. .in

j

cum, or asalatalassl sassss%aSea>««sMea> as Arm'*.'oi KKv Ckct. kal, thlnh Is isruwalasa1

as ins aesKr-r?if.ly for all ili«ea»r« of Iks tliroat

;'""K ••tiriti.-i ^ries of womlerful core, in all cli-

ssatsa asa ma4s It aalvitraalty kaowa as a safraaslliable agent' to eni|.lny. Agaio«t or.linar) eeMt)

eagO tapers Will please note this flCt.— 11 hi. li ar* lie- for. i nun "r. ..| in,rf ..tioim llior.t-rs

St. Ia>uis Globe- Democrat.

Just let u* know when she tlart« nr.

and ihe will li 11 I a Chicago man on ihe

man as we ever knew. At tin* writingws ars not sufficiently posted as to the

by personal history of the JsoeassJs u> write going steamer at Cairo" as a barg

|more. } Louis.- [Cbioago Inter-Ocsan.

it eetajspaadUjr and «urfly, aU-aya nlifvini; -ulTer-i Hg, an. I <.ft-n saSuta lif" The [ir-it'ctioo i: aft-ir.l«,l)> its timely un.- ia thr.wt au>l eh-nt <ti«or.|er<niakev it an invaluable rsnie.lv to be kejit always o« I

hand laevafy home Ko aersoa eaa afford to beWilli..of it, aai Hi HM> «!,„ have uae.l it nerer will. !

FSSSS tlwir kn iwleaSjs of ita saa>p>Milioti aiel effe.-t*, I

phjatdes* assth- < i'kht rr. ,ok»i. exi.-o*lv«Iy i«.

their pra-tite. an.) rl-ri;vineu r~ om'o.-:nl it. ftl*ahsolately eertala la Its rsiacilisl effects, aui willa'.»..»« .:ur« wh"re riirm am |-wv!,|«.

Foa S*t.i sr »li D&--(.<n>7S.

_ .. « aew - lltl o, of I>r. folver-m« ii ateleliraieil ESMMtjr nn ih* radi si I ur*..f .

i >«a»ToHiLii.£» or Seminal H'eaknees, Involun- <

'*P|^J*»aI L-«.»e., lap..TE*< r. Mental aud Phv.i- ''

cat 'aesnwity, hapetlimonts to Marriag«, etc.: alao, !

J"**l a»nai3t, Ern.ir>t and FiTa, inducaal bjr self- 1

•I «. the world's ! "th f«5!.or •"•»'«»' evtravagaaee, fte.

,„„„ ... ,

T"V «*»brat-d auth -r. in admirable F.Mav. !

Sad lOBgS. It. cl,»r'2*»Slon«tmte«, fr .m a thirty v*.r.- .urrea,ru |;

'',r*

l"**%>">t ""' "larming cooanqoence* of eelf-

""T radically cared; polnttag out a mods ',

" | ,ur, *» <>uc.. aiatple, certain, and effectual, by I

incaiKaf winch evrrv .ufft-rer, no matter what bis !

''""', "* mar t>e. may cure himself ch>apljr, pri-'

radically.m*r •aiv Lactare .hoald be in the hands of every >

youth as, .vpry ll aIi |(l t|ir Unil""eal Sader wal. in a plain enrelop*, to any ad-

tire... taat-paid, ou let-eipt of Six cants or two CHJSt-a;c maoi,.

New Grocery

!

IttegalVa Old St.u..l.\ Ul.o|/l(lM U V

U.ot.o, Street.)

H IbK <Yl A 1 J , l\ Y .

Mrs. E. Scliarfe,I/EAICK I.N

STAPLE AND TANSY C-HOCSP.IES.My Slock is New and Fresh, aud will

be sold at prices that wili be es-pecially attractive to buyers.

all KIKM or »»noi»i t :: BOVattCV.GIVE ME A CJ.LL.'~&n

The Hickman L. and Mf g Co. pay cash: for timber delivered ou their log-way, asI follows:

Poplar, J*00, $7.00 aud $o»).Ked Gum, 95.00.Ash, $t).0O.

Ouk $7.0(».

Parties desiring to deliver timber must•pply lo Superintendent fcr epecificatione&* to lengths wauled, end oih-ir pariicu-

lars. oci.-tf

Ecase-Keapers Emporium[Moulton Street—oa the Hill.]

J. 71. 'I'ho 111 «>*»<> II aV < <»"«».

is head ( nan ers for buying the freshestFamily Groceries. Choice Teas, Can-ned Goods, Oysters, Tobacco, Ci-

gars, Nuts, nndevery thing to

be found in a first class City Grocery.The most certain place to fiud Butler,

Chickens, Bggs, etc.

firaT" All kinds of Country Produce1 bough t aud sold.

i nl"2if J- M. THO.MPSI'IN & CO.

Hickman Saloon

!

C. L. KISTN F.R, Psopsietor.

TJnion City, Tenn.

Keeps in «lpck at all times fresh andchoice Ciocerics, Provisions, Canned andFresh Pruts, &o. Country Produce bought

and kept for s*l<"- nov7

CHOICE FAMILY

~~

ROCERKYMES & MEACHAM

Announce that they have in store a well-

-elee-tc i slock of CHOIt.'K FAMILY GRO-CEBIES, v.hicb they will sell as low as

inv regular bouse. All their goods are

fresh Cay* They nill also pay full map.j

kel value in cash, or goods, for Country i

Produce. Te'ronage respectfully solicit-

' ' - - STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES,

The Culverwall Medhal Co.,

4 1 Ann St.. >*.w York, M. V.:

F»»^3-. Box, 4S">.

R. C. L. KISTN' CR, formerly of Hiek-man, announces that he is now the

owner and proprietor of the Hickman Sa•loon— Heini old aland; and will keep in

stock the finest brands of Iddoers, Cigars,• Liger Beer, &c, &c. Give him a call.

oot7.iil-3in-

J1SES EÂŁ05^2:Zf,UUKUA.N. HE5TCCKT.

ri'RFHEVTI.NO

B. S. HH3A & SON,

Tennessee,

Family Grocery.

H. O. JHB6E,(FREN/. SjQLL) STAND.)

All kinds of

Nashville,

IX

*T 1

ustially kept in a first-class house, at bot-

;

lom prices.

FA Ntif OA n t> ' ? DA TES..v/.v- ... IT. PICXr.FS,

CRAXBERh IlOMlJfy, OR1JTS,

ECs JS- enJ O 3L*9ug*r9 CoflTeM* Noaps, ajtc

BrJCV.'ill not be undersold.

m * Will pay fall prioe Pot Uutter, Egi», £e-J

i

Page 4: HUMORS THH HICKMAN COBB, COURIER GEORGE WARRETS

THE HICKMAN COURIER,mil* AY BYt rVBLtonCD ETRIIY

hickmas, : •. i

KEyrccsr.

Ornrs—Uelnxe BiiiUinit. Clinton Street.

J k$ Q'Jiit yeieiptprri* Wtitrm Ktntitelty.

George Warren, Editor.

Price or Wnt»«crli»iIon, 82.

FRiDAfTfn": I

• JAN|

'

EddtVills is to have ths branch peoi

trotiery. _

Tb« Kentucky Legislature res'sembled

Urt Tuesday.

Paiscs Victor Bob*i-a»t« ia to tWl

th« United States (Ui year.

Cot., n. S. Ik-Comb, the (treat railroad

u .gnat. Ji.d in Philadelphia, lest Fri-

day.

The « lerkatilp.The Democratic State eonventioa to

nominate a candidate of Clerk of the Court

of A ppeals, raeen in Frankfort Wednee-

day, Hie lltb. Tbe nomination i« equiva

lent to an election. There are 13 can li

dales, and the Bounties have expressed

their choice as follows

Hewitt, '•?». Wolford. °7; Ilenry. M(taines. .".OJ; Voore B2j Davis •*! Jones.

4S: Poage, UU, Bell, 14; Mo"'f»r*. 17;

Revill, 13; Ashton. x: Norvell. Ml Turner,

10; Darneal, 6; De.ha, <«;Taylor. 5.

This will be the vote on the Irei ballot,

except ihore are thirteen counties and

the city or Louisville w bieh expressed no

choice, and no one can tell bow '.be tote

will be cast. Some of tbe candidates

hold 2nd and 3rd '-TltUutlfr* %ni *r,er

the 1st ballot there ie ne tellinc

turn affaire may take. At present tbe

race appears to i>e between Wolford.

H-nry, Hewitt. Poor* and Qainee. Hur

rah for Poore.

uiak, i

all perStates5«i ales,

euormoirerj i h i i

tor thewalls of

ttll'l

Tt.i

40,01 KStale

Tile "i«»a nl

The new road law for tkeeountiee of

HL'kman and Fulton, which will here-

after be knowu as the L«i« D roaJ , 'w -

we think wise and good it'** main P ro"

visions We are not adviaed » l <> >*

details, end, of course, itsa*aci» n,\v l» r8»

ly depends upon the nature of the details:

let. Tbe law divides tia county into

road precinets; and kAa^ejacial road sur-

veyors in each.

2d. It provide* an advalorera tax of noi

less than 5 «or mere than 10 eents on tbe

$100 laxaVte property of the county, to be

levied, collected, and set apart as a special

Thk stnall pox scare ie rapidly growing,Jroad ux. We are not certain, bat ihink

and the dieeaee reraaine unchecked. The.it provides that, the road tax collected

larger cities are suffering now, but the ia each road precinct shall be used for ihe

towns will soon catch it. e> roads in the district in which collected

Nashville- wants to get rid of the State

penltentary by having it moved from that

city.

Tbs Territory of Alaska ebould be ueed

by tbe United States as a penal colony,

and do away with all tbe State penv'en-

iiaries.- - — asMgO - *$bbi»**-—

Tal Brat work before Congress is to

apportion the number of members to each

State. Kentucky it certain aot to loee,

and may gain one.

{From the Fultcn In.l.v]

For Hie ej e uf Get*. Hai rrii.

EntToa Index:While our Legislature is in session, the

[Hickman Courier conceives the idea of

agitating; Ibe emigration theory, and aug-I gesta that our p. -pis lul l mass eettBgs,Iaud eeud drlejratas to a convention to en -

courage emigration to one Stale. Nowj the Courier man dues not tell us exactly

|what his idea is lie makes rather a ran-

:dom shot at generalities, without commit-

! ting himself to any particular class. Hejleaves the gate open, «o that if atesfleidemand*, he has a chance to dodge. Coses

jnow, friend Warren; come out of thebrush, and tall us when* you stand Doyou want to bring forei z ners, ai! t settlethem down among us here, or wmil I youbring those of our owu country, from theover crowded districts, an t give themhomes in our manufacturing establish-ments, on our farms and jur mine*? lie-

fine your position mure clearly, an 1 let \\n

eee where you eland.If you prefer (he latter, we are tngeib

•r. It the former. I ratber think youmight find some slight opposition to y mrtheory. Hut 1 shall not anticipate, until 1

know where you stand.Yours, Kestc<-k I AN.

If the correspondent of the /aoVz will

use tbe word immigration instead uf mi-gration, he will more accurately repre-sent our position. Dut no matter; weanswer with pleasure: The Coubiebwould welcome wub one band the for-

eigner with bis rich Irish bro^joe. or his

sweet German accent, whilo with the ) treatment which obtains in

other we grasped thoee of our own conn- * ,a,e peni uni iries. ilioy wotry rroui ine 'overcrowJeJ .iistrlcis.'

Wbo is ''Kentuckiau? " From whom arewe, who bonat of being Kentuckiau* an I

Americans, descended' Who were our

forefathers' Who was Lafayette, Steu-

ben, DeKalb an 1 Montgomery'' Thesv

rn*n helped to win the freedom of this

country with their blood, and who now'

would be so selfish aa to denv their chil-

Abulliit Mil- Pen I l»a»l lurlf-i,[Fr -ui th» recr1er-Joori,«!.j

Before any definite disposition | 8 ja^^of Alaska, it would be well for Coisgnaj*;t*j take into consideration the proprisiv-f

e Territory a penal colonyftf

ie convioied of artese iaTerritories »f the UbI^jS-aies would be »a» eJ kuu'al expente. building t0 , t

liiemiariee and provid|n' cunvicte now wi(|,i n i n ppenitentiaries. They w 0tt) ,i

ipiy be required u> pay ihe expeuseofIranaportation of cuovicis to Al\,jH

'

Then the (jovernment would take cb^Esiof i hem under a sysiem which WoullVl/a<ue promotion upon vet jrm and good be

"

b*Si«r, Four or hve cenvict aeitlerassiso.-uld t<9 plained in htlereut parts ofn, 0Territory, each tnuler charge of a comp»„ vof soldiers. The men couid be set to *4rkin the nines, cuttiug down limherfurships and tu-.lding purpossr, in «grioii-tural pursuits, in uiunu&seiuree. T!n s ,»

who serve faithfully for ten years mlgive evidence . it: rm could be failedIn the land permanently. Ihe couv c is

could be In ouiilil under religion 4 intlu-n-cea in Alaska as welt as in the Stass.Thec'.imaie in Souihern Alnska is tenik'-ed by the Japan oceanic current sail v .1

very healhy, nc;M ling to those wiiomost exhaustively i n vesiigat e I the nojsct. Through the convict labor lliu^yerument nould noi only pay expe:.-< 3,

have a surplus, and a gi 0 w i uj:

How " Tndo Tnm'!* Cabin ** Came to

be vTrltdi'n.

Mrs. Jnco O. Swiaslielm, in betLook entitled "Half a Centnrjr," Rixestbr, ÂŁoUotvin<> ficoorint r>f the orifrin of

"Undo TomV Cabin." Mrs. Swbw-hHrn, frivinp nn woaawt of her first

journey to Ws^hingtoB, na>-s:

"I htui lettcrn t«» tho MOptietot of

tlio Irving Hom*B, vrboro I t'«>k bOstrdL

Hwl oth.-ra to OjI. Bonbon, Heaxy Cluj ,

ami otLor frroat mon, but bo irLomost'int. riaU>\ mo mi.i Dr. Oiuuali»l Baili;r,

editor tA the National lira. Tbe gr^at

wunt of an fuiti-rduverr pnpi r at tlu*

ctijutiil had Iwc-n nuj>plicd by 85 ab-Bcri}>tii)ns to .1 pubUcution fiunl, uiul

Dr. D:iiloj callfd from Cincinnuti bdee

ch ir^-e oi'it, and few Envn ham ki-nt

a chargs witb more care and skfll.

and the ÂŁ"rti bad just passed tba ordeal

of a frightffal mob, in which he wasconcdiiitorr, unyielding and victorious ;

and he just then gravely anxious

that the Era should do yeoman service

to the cause -which Lad called it into

life.

LACLEDE HOUSErpm> HOCSP. Has BF.BN RflCCMTLT BMLABOED, ItEPITTKI), nF.FrjR^TSHED.j >ind thoroun hi s- 1 eiiovni e I Convenient 10 river nud railroad, and attentive

watch kept; and, altogether one of the best appointed hotels in this section.

n.sy.t 7i» nr. J. IX It \ Kit. Prop'r.

HICKMAN WHARFIJOAT!

W. T. Flusxmer, ]

OFFEHS HIS PKOFESSUtNAL »Klt-viccs to ths citrzerrrsf Hickman ar.d

vicinity.Office—Corner room in Laolc le fT^use

n,cliU

::::::::: J. A. OVERTON & CO,:::::::

NE OF THE SAFEST AND MOST SUBSTANTIAL BOATS ON THE RIVER.Consignments Solicited.

Hair Special and prompt attention Riven to tin »bipsaent of all kinds of Coun-try Produce, Live Stuck, elc. may9-'79

o1 1

——

each year. Tbe convicts cotilu 1 ted by the produces of the soil, ...

1

would not be subjected 10 the.

man

re''4

Tbs reception of the Kentucky Legisla-

tor! and Editors at Atlanta was cool. The

boya bad to shin around for plaees to cat

and sleep, and their arrival was coneider-

eJ of no importance.

Drs's Commercial Agency, from actual

Statistic!, clause! 1881 as a proirerou!

year in tbe United States. In the South

and South- weet, however, the failures are

put down aa largely in exces* of last

year.

Co»oae«»ii*M Joe Blackburn and Gen.

Uurbridge, both of (bis Stafe, are involv-

ed in personal unpleasantness. Black-

burn denounced him as a murderer, for

•ome acts during tbe war, and Oen. Bur-

bridge demands an explanation.

Tnc political exottement ia Tennessee

will be high ibis year, Governor, Con-

gresamen, Legielature and a UnitedStates

Penator to he elected. There is a strong

probability that Senator Harris may be

defeated by a combination of Bepttblicans

and low-tax men.

CoLfMucs is favored with another news-

paper enterprise Tbe Br<ton, published

by Mr. Ed. B. Walker and Mr. Osoar

Home. We don 1 know Mr. Home, but

we hare a high opinion of Mr. Walker"!

journalistic ability, and if be has a good

Horn(e) he kuowa exacly how to blow it

editorially.

Wc tee that there is a bill before tbe

Kentucky Legislature to permit pereous

cbav Bed with high erimes and miedemeaners 10 testify in their own cases. As '.he

law now stands in Kentucky, all persons

are competent wi'h some judicious re

strictions, except those charged with

crime or misdeaeanor.

whose heart is as cold as tin ice aud snow

that draut the brave Moutgjiuery's

3rd. It demand! road service from all1

( , r , a a hora „ MT B{d,t1 Po;Bt t , Sllch

citiiens now subject to road duty, anJm mkQ ^ w- wi„ point yQU ,a oni>

falling to work shall be chhrged up eo

muc'i per day. Alio, tax payers render

ing service, ae require 1 by overseers, al

towed to pay their lax in this way.

4tb. It deecribei tbi character of coun- i

ty roads which shall bo built au 1 main-

tained.

fitb. The law goes into effect from and

after it! passage.

It is estimated that tbe o cents tax will

be ample to keep np tbe county roads in

good condition, though the p«wer is given I

the eounty court to make it ly cents under '

the idea that it will be more costly to,

begin witb.We think ths law good to begin with

and shall have more to say of it when we !

see the law itself.

"Couio out of the brush, and test us

where you stand," eays the correspondent,

and yet fails to write under hi! own

I proper name. We know there is an tin-

Ifortunate sentiment, founded in preju-

dice, shared by some good aud worthy

citizens, against foreigners laastiafj in

our midst. But it is wroun, narrow, con-

ler withtheir moral reformation would .

much accelerated !>y fresh air.

Outside of the econo.-nic fealtitj

sented by atoltslni g the peniuni.

it is a li v ing shame for the law | 1.. .- !

country to permit the no-pay lubr k of

penitentiary facloiics to casus in CO*Ape-j

titiou with tbe honest lubor of htuest I

mechanics. It U ihe custom these days t

for the keepers aud lessees of peisten-j

litries to work the convicts at meehafica] ,

trades, and some of them run lergj fnoj

lories. The Alu.-ka proposition nii**er»

all these DoUt*. It nhould be doue

"Thu rra haul a large circulation,

and lugh liu-rary bbtuding, but Dr.Biiiley wan troubled about the difficulty

v or impossibiUty t>f prociiriiig anti-alaveryh>» [.tales. Mrs, Southwoxth was w-rithig se-

rials for it, and he had hojiod that slie,

a Southern woman with Northern prin-

eiplea, ooald weave into her Btoriea pict-

ures of slsverv- which would call damag-mg attention to it, but in this she hadfoikil.

"Anti-rlaviry tales, anti-slavery talew

was Nvhut the ^'-Kul doctor wutited. Tem-perance li.w.1 its story-writ«r in Arthur.

U only nl>..liti. .ti had a good writer offil'tlon, oil-- *!.•• > , iil<l int.-r.-nt 1111,1 i-.ln

Oats the young. He know of but onepen ill ile to WTito what he wanted, anil

;iln-s ' tlie finances of the Era could in >t

HEUTVVECK, BALTZER & CO.,MANUFACTURERS OF

i

W AHickman, Kentucky.

point

%*/SflSBRsSltBirM 111 %»«il»»S»!.

Girls, stand up! We foci as if »i |onld

like to -::ap you fast to some of lh RC

heavenward lowering tir» Don >"'i

know dial the w»y you beud over as* lilt

Pacwarel and hang your hands likt !he

p»ws 01 11 kangaroo is a disgrace ol this

land of siruiglit arowiinf graml oil lor-tracied, and injurious to our cumiuen I of al! the people 111 the worll our

wustein girls ehould stand flat on theaoles

Tux Kentucky Legislature is trying to

fix np a law to relieve our Stale Supreme

Court. It ia said the docket la so crowd-

ed that I'lmi cases cannot be even reach-

ed for leveral years. The most practi-

cable idea is lo stop appeals on suits

involving less than J-ViO at 'he Circuit

Court. Let Cirouit Court deciaiona be

final on such caaea.

Itlatiop IMeiceon Isanrlnsr.In a recent sermon. Bishop Tierce, of

the Methodist Episcopal Church of theSouth, denounced daneing as tbe silliest

and most nonsensical amusement thatrational beings, so-called, ever engagedin. He aaid that it bad its origin inheathenism, being a past-ime of savages;appealing to ihe lower iustincte of hu-manity, sssd being tbe chosen sport of ihevilest and most imbrute 1 of the humanrace.

Tlie Coldest Place on Earth.[St. toast Oleel PUpau-ii

]

Now that everybody is stadylag themaps to see what an I where Yakoutefc is

1—the place from which came the informa-tion of the loss of the Jeannette—it is ofinterest to know that town hat long beenheld by meteorologists to be liie coldestllace on earth. Vakoiush is sitajtted inNorthwestern SibeKs, on t!i* Liinx river,let Tatltaete eixty -two e> ctj^^ "••ith.itii'ieoue hundreJ and rVwaiy-nine 10

greee, forty-four minutes east, su l is altown nf about ">,O.H)inhabiiatits. It is thecapital of an immense province of ihe

|

same name. The average temperature of

tbe region in winter is thirty-six d*gi >- - 1

below zero. Strictly apeaking, howeverVerkoyansk, on the Yana river, ia theAsiatic pole of col I. the thermometer there

j

going even lower than at FakoeitskThere is a correspondent cold point on

j

the American side of ihe globe, not far

from the Parry Islands.

cjuntry. We want to era licate that -entiment. We want honest, industriouscitizens, no matter from whence theycome. We hope "Kentuckian" under-stands us, and will let tly hn oppoMiiom.

91r Tlldru not a caatetttaite.

Hon. John G. Priest, of St. Louis, re-cently sp*nt an evening with the Boa.Samuel J Til len, un I his coacluaioa is

distinct that Mr. Til Jen will a61 be a can-didate for 1 he demoervtic sosnt oatios for

the presidency in Mr. l'rie*t de-|fool. Don't SOU deny 11! Tii* ohoe«»kei

clarea lha. Mr. Tilden reads everything.,to! 1 j* all about it wlien you purfcaaed

He is aa well posted on what is going on your ^hora, and it's ail ever ihe city,

in the world as the secretary of state. No t'ott kat* }!a bavt basa in saartai liisry

part of the country escapes bit notice, and ever since. Hon t you aupposs Mopl*ho is jutt as woil posted in sjcial matters

|

know about bow lar^e a fool | Hlh a

as polii icai—that is, such as become pub-j

physique like yuurn.' And do you s|pj

ooiunand it. If only he could linageMi-. HtOWe. I had not beard <| her,:

and he explained that she was thej

titer id Livniati BeeehatT. lwassur-jBe i, ;^iid exclaimed :

• A ii:i;i^hter id Lyman Beecher!

n rite aljolitioa storiea. Saul among the

propheta F'• I rvroinded the doctor that I*rnsi-

dflUt Keeeher and Prof. Htowo hadbroken up the theological department•t LsM S-*iainnry by suppresaiuir theauti-slnvcrv agitation nused l>y i'heo-

JeM W«.l t. a Kentucky student, andthrew their iuriuetn-e sgtuiuet disturbing

tlu- Couc relational churches witli tlie

new isnatiei.-'m ; that r^lward H*-echerinvented the " organic Rin-devd," behindwhich eli ir, lies and individuals tookrefuge when called upon to "conieup:•! the help of th« Lord against tlie

mighty." But Dr. BmQcj said be knewin u«T*onallj, and that, despite tlieir

public record, they were at heart anti

E. II. WILSON & CM»

Cotton Fa n

GEN'L COIVIIVEISSION MERCHANTS,No. 73, Carondelet St., NEW ORLEANS.

DK. A~ A. FA lilS,PHASICAN AND SURGEON,

HICKMAN, — _ KBNTDCKTOTFKRS his Prof«sional Service* to

the rii »,,,* of Hickman end vicinity.JsnlO-M

Dr. A. M. PARKER,DENTIST,

[Office in Millet Hlock.JALL opcrotione performed in the roost

arlisuc manner. Special attention giveato the regulation of children* teeth.jnlys- 79

H. A. & R. T. Tyler,Attorneys at Law,

HICKMAN, KENTUCKY,ILL ATTEND TO ALL BUSINESSentrusted to tl,eir care.

>e— M»,i«ii muc».Iev8-'"

Iiiboral Advances made on Consignments.

C. L RANDLE.ATTORNEY AT LAW,

C ollector, Real Estate Agent,HICKMAN, KY.

(ajr W ill attend promptly to all b*sJ-n»s t euirustol him in Souihwesieri*KeniU'-U> and Northwestern I'eanesscc

.- peci a) attention given to the invsstigstion of Land silica, aud the purchase an.,

e ale sf Real Estate. fjanSil

THE OLD RELIABLE!

of their stioe., throw their ahoulderahaek

and «t!t us if they were alive AseHhen -laverv, n/i.l that prtnleneo alone dietat-

just listeu how you talk! slang ii h »d

fi.uu^h, but the ciinperiag. leeuring.

fawnlag lestiessatadiaa »hich rejuires

yoe. t<> skip ihe Uil aud of a word lest it

suaud nut aiil uucult iired, is loo ds?ust !

iiij; for suythiuK' Aud, theu. winttit the

use liohtdiii^ on the street, as if voueori-

deformed, when the who!* liuih i. you:havs a i> iiul>er slue on a numbs- four

lis.

Population of hrtiliirhj.Census bulletin, No. 871, gives the

official figures of the populition of the

several State* asid Territories of the rm-ted States, in 1881:

The population of Kentucky is. .1,649 69 1

In 1*7J it was 1,1121,0] I

ie.you cauyon d j get 01

bS changed for

i In 11 g* 1 1 this wrasassaber ih«i

loves wonaBli

ive

athe shoemaker.' VS lien

11 umber 1 soou. Now, j.

rid hare their

» lU'lll HOT' ll

SSS^ nil I Inn*

>so beat ted it

is 1 fourUs someam; andt! lului,,1 pit ia

1 aai 1 i ,1 -

ialakisig1 nd re

ad tlieir coarse. Mrs. Stowegraphic itory-teUer, bud lieen iu Ken-tucsy, t ikeu in tlie situation and coulddescribe the pacttliar irntitation aa uuoue else) ooold. If ho could only eulis-t

her, the whole family ssonld moft likely I

fullow into tho alji.Uttou nu-is, butthe boost; uouey, yJus, where c^ulil

he reise it 't

" Where there is a will thcrw is a tray,

and it *rss bat » tew months afu>r that

eonversaiiaD vhen l>r. Built-y foirwurdeil

$100 to Mrs. St iwe. a.H a retaining Ie*

f. .r her Mrrioea 10 Inn rananol tlie slsve,

and 1", the .-••«;. t!t. ' Uncle Tom's Cabin.As it progressed hesent her another andthen aiK th r 3KK). W.uj evor money sc

well expended?"

Sale and Livery Stable.

B. Plummcr,KENTUCKY STREET,

KEEl'S constantly on hand for hireand aale

HOUSES, BUGGIES and IIACK8.Thankful for patronage heretofore ex-

tended hiai, be solicits a continuance «f• nine

IncreaseTV all '.Ion eub.Jiv'nle.l •

M*>eFemalesNative .

Foreign"biteCateredChineieIndiansThe pc

(.680,173.. 69.5 IT

1 877,179. 271,451

1"

A » i

and strung, a

talk without

iru.

So » j

1 ti 1 at aul.eri n ÂŁuse she w

. I * nn 1 uuii i -i*r\ und

>f tbe 1 1 e l States ia

60 1A."> Tsa— white 18,-402.970, colored 6,.

6.^0,7'Ja. The excess of males la 681,867

The people and newspapers bad com-

menced to condemn Judge Cos who pre-

aidei at the Guiteau trial, very severely,

fer allowing the priaoner to ao 0 ,::»•

gousl r tniult the Court, but Judge Cox nowtates that he allowed ths priaoner full

ecope at tbe euggestion of the Iawyere lav

tireit!d. to the end that tie expert! might Count

Kfiif uf k t '* Mllllla.[ Train tho Curi^r-Journal 1

The Adjutant ileneral, in his annualreport to the Governor,, expresses tbsopinion tint our active and efficient Sta'emilitia force can not be kept up withoutlegislative action. Gen. Suckoi* refer-to the provision of the fun lemental lawthat ail persons between tbe ages «f eight-een and forty -five, except those especia I-

ly exempted, belong to tbe militia, and he

TIip l« Hal If r.

Maj. Win. J. bavis, al the lime the CoA-

federscy went Jovrn, Gen. Brsokinri lev's

aljutant general, and chief of •taJ. nowsecretary of the l.ou'sville srhool h ird

and Capt. J. H. lliiigs, formerly assist-

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aot quartermaster general of Dibrell'l

t briga le, and now a member of the bank-|

ing and milling firm of N. L005 A Co . of

. KussellviMe, con'ributo to the CourierJournal very definite informal'

tf/xsr tr«i I « NOSjaSg

IPest tMefwfa b •

The Asssriean srai abip Kearsar|e, nowlyleg at New Orleans, is 10 comeup the

Okie r .--r is 1 u as the stasis of waleiwill permit, an I eubsl yoniiij neSjfor the

•asjr. If a 6rst-elas« pilot ia tsaloysd

the hoit will rind no liiho-iity in (jellies:

up as far as Cairo, and possibly to 3. Louis

or Louisville.

In Knnxville, Tenn.. the sale of parlor

matches has been strictly fnrhnieti bj

and in Ubei 1^'tot. S. C,-old lucifss" are

;ti v

all matchrs except ihe

condemned as daexeroue.

fairly judge as to his alledged inianity.

n as 1

0

•uggests that the Legi»l»t ure shall pro-, what became of the remnant of Confedvide for the correet enrollment, h» the ' erate treasure that was moved from Rich

y Assessors in the several counties.! mond by order of Davis. Maj. Dan.

person! owing military service un- 1 shows that the bullion was exchange I

atloa, and the collection of i with Richmond bankers tbr SlOti.OllO inifty cents a head, to be

| coin and distributed in eq ia! shirrsheriffa. among tbe officers and soldiers of ltreck-

one ;

iBridge's command. Capt. Brings detail-

ed the distribution of all the money under

of all

der tbe const!an annual taxcollected and accounted for by theHe thinks there ought l«be at leastcompany organize I in each «'ongre*sioaaldistrict, and a regiment of infantry, a Mr. Dav

The Tennenee bribery inveiligation re-

veals a fearful a-nonnt of rotlenncn, which

muit be humiliating lo Tenueeseans. Tbe

State debt question has been made a spec-

ulating job to tbe bond dealers, andj

b*' ter7 °! » r '

'

"' TJ a ,r"°P cavalry;pe-sonalfy or

tt.m ...k th.m _;,». „.m I

ln Louisville snd Jefferson county. "What ( .fr: .-ers and pthrough them corrupt practice! with mem- 1 W(f netj ,.„avs QaB< Nuekols, '

ii to pre-bers of the Legislature. The bond specu- I pare to keep the peace. To do this weletors resorted to getting member! drunk, |

must place the militia on a footing to mestand even to getting presoiptions of psiieo, thsdomanis of modern eleiliiattea."

to control votes. It will be a happy day T|§e |ct) Cri ,

for Tenn..... to g.t lb. que.tion eut of A ^ ^ p „ per bkia„ lh , ctnillspolitic

Ma riLTiiiarosD B. BaVfts ha* been un-able to lubscribe to tbs Garfield monu-ment fund, or to the fund for the benefit

of Mre. Uarfiel 1, on account of bis pover-

ty. Inasmuch as it is a mailer of notorie

ty that during Mr. TUdeo'e term of office

Mr. Hayes did not spend any money whenaway from tbe White House, and spent

very little when he was th!re, and babit-

e.in'rol. and says Ihe I'reei lentdere-l him to '-pay all alike,

ers an t privates." This is very defi-

nite and specific information, and thor-oughly disposes of anything that may belefl of Geu. Johnston's charges.

Collector, there will be some curiosity

manifested to know what became of his

salary. Can it be possible tbat tbe goo I-

iihly goody good Mr. Hayes, unwsrnedby the fate of Icarus, took little flyers in

tba blue empyrean of Wall street

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authorities for not making an investiga-

tion and report of tbe ice crop of the

country, an 1 makes aome incidental ob-

ligations which are interesting enough

to quote-

"There ia no country where as muchice ia used aa ours. In Europe peoplemanage to gel along without it, but thereis no part of the United States where peo-ple able to buy it will deny it to th*meel-ves. It has become a accessary of life in

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summer, and its consumption ia not s is

1. pea.ted uvou in wimer The gatheringof ice in tare northern h ilf of tbe countryin winter is scarcely less a harvest thanthe gathering of the wheal crop in Bum-mer: and in some regions laboring menrely so confidently upon it to supply them

Wnat l>»«>s t!t« 4tl:tula Trip« mi tin- Btatel

[Fl-unngnLurs (Ky-,) Democrat.]

In regard to an item in our last, cen-

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suring the Legislature for receiving pay' while on the Atlanta excursion, we havereceived a letter from Frankfort, frum

,

which we cull the following: •The facts !

are not understool. There has ho»n no 1

vote to accept pay. The constitution;

;

gives a member of the Legislature jf.j per ,

jdiem 'during the session.' The point was •

: raised years ago and derided, while Ju lee|

Harlan was Attorney iTeneral, ss state. I•

So that I ihink ihe question of i

pay is settled beyond any controversy.!and a vote even of Ihe Legislature to re.

(.rovrtli of lh<- Earth.

The millions of aerolites desciuling

ni>on the earth as an everlasting .ho-.wr

over s-1 ita purface pr'.v.- that tin earth

is provtiii^; the gradtUkl l of itsmvans

prove the fa r. Bind the gr at trntl i« also

aesnotssteasVed by the bottoms of all

tii '•*». . e -a!!--, aee. r • : 1 1 1. ' to tin ir furious

lifptliM. constsaitlj getting nlleqnp by;

i.rimury forinatioLu. In short, tie nui- •

van '1 law nf terrestrial growth is de-

monstrated by every shell upon the

shore, which, by its formation, ia just

that mueh permanently a«lil«sl to tho

bulk. But sinking into the bsWels of

the earth as deep as man i-sn reaVh

proves tlie growth of the earth fir morestrongly than nil the facts and wordswhieh are available on the ruoBeutous

ipaestiou; for no matter how fat down,every inch of the descent was race thesurfaee.liowever low it may nowl>e outof sight, by the ssjfiiiiilwttor offreoiiveincrease over it since the time. Thus,so far aa we have la-«'n enabled to pene-trub-, and the rule holds gixal owr every

part of ita surface, ae rind tht strata,

however deep we may descend, ill lying,

as to time, in the order of ther"lorma-tion. They can not be other\vi*/as noconvulsions of nature «'ould r4gr)Uttheposition 1 f one stratum by ;?"s

uu; it apon another. If u "f"1 nthrough t • *fft' 1

a thotissud vm-ds, we 1 ..1 -flL™.*^. th.

KIs«.tng in I'aria.

At a pnrtv of ytaasg pe<iplo in Parisconvei-s.it i> in happened to turn on the.Slti>jeOt of Li-smg, and the question wasCHropoonded who of tlie young men !

present ooold boast cat hA*inf| anvea awj

beinaf able to giv.t " Ids Kirl" the mostj

kisses. Varions were the n-plies tliis

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question called out. Finallv a youngman and : .. --.rl towhnni fie was !>•- •

;trot! i !»i 1' o franca that they could! .ki--.-. ID. 'unis in t.-:i hours, prov.ded ^there wuold ie Jloired to take an oc- ^casaoaal glssa "between." Two persons jwere app anti 1 u oonunittee to count tlie *TJ

Dumber of kis^-s, and the work began. ^During th<- frrat hour they ci-unteil 2,000ki-s<-s. Lltiriiig the second hour thekisses were not nearly as numerous, for

the ooenmittee only counted 1,000.

After ti:e third hour, during which they

n"*fj d to .->•-. .re but 1,750, fnrther

operations won brought to a suddentsitdittfll. Ihe iii>-. os the young manwere >. i >\>th S cramp, and he wasc arried off in a fainting condition. Thegirl, a lew days later, was stricken withbrain fever. Win n the i>eople wlm hadwon the Let i"<-nifind<«l their money, thoparents at ths) girl refused to pay hershare of it. The matter was then takento tho courts ; there it was decided that

the bet must l-o paid.

HI I AS. A. 1I0L€03IIIE>

DRUGS, MEDICINI(p1H1!L8, DYBrSTUPFS.

R. B. Brevard,wholes a i. a abb acrAii. btutit in

STOVES, HARDWARE, TINWARE,PISTOLS,

RAILS,CASTINGS,

TOOL? ic.

t&T JOB WOSK done to order, surh ae

Ka^hDi;. tiuttering. Spoiiiinc. Ac.S.'sof the Gold Stove, Clinton Sires',

"ickman, Ky. ja7- 81

pREscRirnu ss CA R RFC L 1. 1 COM/'" V S I > ED!

\«. c\ r* i or i m « i i:mt»Ti:im 9

X

eeive no pay could not atTect the richt of I works of nevernl peolo^iiMvf ."TKany memtier to draw pay. In ray jodgraent, the visit of tbe body to Atlantawill he productive of good results, bothim-n* li*te an I ri-Hex. Then, you see, the

with a living in the winter, that a mild LegU!r»ture loses only three days more

Aa the following ainall-pox treatment

la foing the rounds of the prsi!, we will

give it to our reader!, as it is possible we!poriation of these supplies forms no small

winter is regarded as a serious r.iisfjr

tune. Nearly all the oities and towns inthe country below tbe latitude of St. Louisare wholey or partially vipplie I from theNorthern lake; and river?, ami the trans-

may have the undesirable opportunity of

trying it, and that before lm;. Here it is,

and coming fron a bin Ion nv?Iical alvi -

•or, be says.- "I am williug to risk myreputation as a public man if the worst

case of !ts*ll-pox cvnnot ba effectually

cored in three days simply by ereaai of

tartar. This Is a safe ant never failing

remedy: One ounce of cream of tartar

dissolved ia a pint of boiling water, to b«

drank when sold, at abort intervals. It

can be taken at any time, and ia a preven-

tive as well as a cure. It never leaves a

mark, never causes bliuiness and always

prevents tadioua lingeriue;."

X»thla« Short or I'aavUtakable Beurflt*OosfornH upon t«n» if thouaii.h <,t eSBBBSSM could

originate ant aaatostala th« leyeBaSfaai ottsa artaa'i

SiiUHiiu i *i>jr.v». It it a t-nintionn4 of «h» b~tT*s*t«l>l» altaratlVM. with th» I <.li<l«« .>f i'otaouii n•o.» Iron. ai>.| ia th» aaoai «ff^m»i of aU fsssfdlesfor scrofatoa*. ntercarial, or i.|.m.1 diaorrfrr*. I ul-Itormlv *err«i*fiil an t .:»rl*in iu iu rnni stul effucta.It j»r...|iico» rapid ami <-->inpiM- inr.-n ..f Srr.ifula,Sonw, B.iiU. Hoiuora, Er.ipti->n«. Sitlu Dl»^n«r« amiall di»or.t«r> rl.in* fr .m imp iniv ,.f Of U*»M. IU4 t» ,

i. .ratmie rtfaru it always nBa»e* and ..flrii

can* U».>r Uoiupiante. r*o.uala Kiakimm aud tr-r»jal«iitlr«, au l la a potaut roaaw«-r of vitalitvFor purifying th« bloo.1 if ha* no equal It tos'eaup tha SJraSSSa, rMturus and prv~*urv«a tta h'attliaad 1'iiparta vigor and auargy. F ir forty tmi, it

haa batn In ritanalra uaa. aud is lo-dajr tli* moat#vailaWe aiadlclo* fur iba i»J«iu< atck. anr»b»r«

p>* #»..«*i asa Baeaeist*,

feature in tbe baaineas of tne railwavs.Ice is one of the cheapest articles of con-sumption; itseoit of gathering it in place!where ths best facilities for handling it

are provided ia only twenty-five to fifty

cents a ton, and tbe rivers and lakes yieldit to all who will take it. It is probablynot worth more than seventy-five centa to

one dollar a ton in the ice house, in midwinter: and yet this cheap necessary oflife affords a living to hundreds ef thous-ands of pertons. In fact, the ice businessrepresents one of the aaosf important industnes of ihe eoaatrv, and a report ahow-'ing its exieat, tbe number of tons gath-ered, the distribution of it. the nuui her ofpersons tud the amount of capital enzag-ed in it, and its comparative growth, wouldba an intereatiag feature in our national Committee <?n Commorc

than they would by an adjournment onthe 20tb, aa would otherwise ho the case,

j

It costs the Stale nothing, in fact, al- !

though I see by the papers that some ofj

them ar* of tho opinion (bat it costs the.State SlS.000."

Iinpoitsint N•»«arsiara*e

Among the important measures whichwill be early presented for the considera-tion of Congress is the Interstate Commerce bill, which bears the name of Mr.

,

Reagan, of Texas Mr. Kea^au s lys that i

be became a member of this <'<ngressehiedy for the purpose of urging his bill

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-relating to thia euhject. lie has alreadyeeintreduced hi* Interstate Commerce hill,

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and ita counterpart has been introduced I

in the Senate by Mr. Coke, of Texas. Mr.l'age, of California, Chairman of the

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House on Commerce, has announce I him- <

self in the Worl i as in favor of this IBSa!

ure. and several of his associates in Use ',

ar» known Is be :

essentially •

tir>t one that on wfi

deluge rests, the latest

lnext—if in the sinking tl

: ing link—a step in time earh! on in HaOoessiou, until we n-u\est stratum at the <!• pth men

' oldest one in the aeries. Tinwhere it was deposited, then <

ie

thethe

.li.^tf-

v

^e loW-thejust

tie sur-face of tho earth, perhaps inm-e thiui

1,000, (KM) years ago, wlnle all tV othershave been in latter times sujieriniposedin th. ir n spoctive geologica] epochs, npto the surface. There is another suchepochal formation going on and iwttiiit:

thicker under all ta»(;ans since the pres-ent continental features of Ibo globearose, whieh will yet lie dry bmil, fii>d

will be the latent formation furthe geol-ogists of the remote future Vulburn *Mat/azine.

Ocs State Aulitora report, juat out,

!howa ths deficit reported to the last Leg-islature was $679,»1-J 35. During the

last two years the receipt* have increased,and ihe expeoditurea have been dirain-

iabed to tbe extent of about $200,000.Tho Auditor tbiaka if the Assessors ranba made to do their duty that the debtcan ba paid la four yeara, without anyincrease of isxatioo. There are 7tf paupercountiea in ihe 8tate, and ba thinka under » s ,, r ts exist! ia Congress, sho jld be e X .rIs fstr swifiamssji t h*r« should be no*e. ,' ciaed.

also favorable to the passageof the Keag.in bill.

Tbe fundamental provisions of Mr.Reagan's bill are first, tbat the OBBStttBtional interpretation of "commerce" in-

cludes interstate traffic, and that whilefreights tnd paaseneers transported withiu Ihn Stale are solely under the controlof the laws passed hy Slate I.egisla* ures,freights; pasaengera, flte , waieb are re-

ceived iu one State lo be delivered in auother subject to regulations prescribed hyCongress. The bill is lengthy an 1 ex-plicit as to the manner iu which the au-thority over interstate tra!fi\\ which it

I havf. endeavored to state The higherand more abstract argument^ whichthe Study of pnys.eal srieraj, L.v b-shown to be in<hs,M>usible tTtCcomplete trauung of th- hum^^I do not wish it to In.- supprs.efthat be-

« devoted to raolv oc 1 t

not wiscause I niuvabstract andinsensible tc

be

For applying to wounds made by ro-

DlOving largo limbs in pruning fruit

tr.-os nothing is bettor than g'trn shellsc,dissol ved in aioobol to the consistency ofpaint

Painty Food in a Mciiajrerie.

Ni \t in point of hea>v feeding com*tho elepJUUata. Idieir cfiief fcKxi is hay,of whieh it takes about four times sa

Btueh to ke. p sn elejdnuit as it doea to

k< ep • h .rse, the olejihaut eating alxmtltHl poonds of hay every twenty-fourhours. And in order to keep up his ap- .

petite the hay must lie the best going,j

lK?ing invariably timothy of tho bestgrade. Other animals that eat hay are I

tbe giraffes, the camels, the deer, zebra,

and different animals of the cattle spe-

rton. Kost sQ these are fed ou what is

known ius mixed hay, timothy and clo-

ver, which is cl>out Ji> pec cent cheaperthiui the timothy alone.

There are 101 other creatures requir-

ing, in many cases, much more delicate

and costly food. Tlie sea-lions have to

be fed on t;>h, usually fresh and salt

mackerel, each animal taking twelve b>fifteen to each meal twice a day. andconsuming all together 100 pounds of

fish daily.

Next in i>oint of delicate livers comethe polar la-arA, whose regular diet is

bread soaked in milk, with fish now andthen for a change. The black bears arealso given bread, 100 pounds lieing useddaily. Vegetables of almost every sort

are lad lilicndly to the diffeisnt animids—cabbage, potatoes, carrots, onions andturnips. The elephants are great eal>-

bago eaters, in addition to their standard

diet, hay. Tlie giraffes singularly

enough, uro great onion eaters, whilo

the deer and goats, and animals of the

cow specie*, eat carrots and turnips andpotatoes. Bran and oats and corn are

also liberally distributed—mostly once

or twice a week—amoi g the hay-eatinganimals.The most delicate and expensive

feeder in the place, perhapn, is theourang-otang, which gets beef, potatoes,

bread anil honey. As there is only onein the collection at present, the cost of

keeping this grinning satire on thehuman species is not multiplied. An-other delisacy whieh must not ba omit-

ted in the diet oi the jsjlar bears is ti>h

oil, of whieh thuy get several supplies a

week. After tho hay, the oats is per-

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[sext t»ooa to ABB****'* »tcnr]

CLINTON ST., HICKMAN. KY.

Having jnai fitted up a neal SI/A V/SQS A f.t'ttS in the room, nest door to J.

A tr.be rg Sons' Store. I am j r<-f are.l to a c-

cecmiodaie every one in weed of rihavinp;.

Hair Cutting. Uycicg, Bhampeoiag^ orin anything in ihe lon.-orial line.

< lllldreli'a Hair CattlsiSE n <t[>e<*inIt.T ;

Having bad long experience. I fi-eloou-fi leut of giving sat iufnct ion, and solicit ashare of public piuronag*.

Bhnviiif, ICcta: Hair CSBttissar, SSctB.oct8 CHAS. I; KLw \ h I).

Hickman, Cairo & New Madrid.

TUT MlA'dfR

5

W. J. TURN bRJ. K. MUSB

Leaves Hickman fnr Cairomediate points, Wedimstlay

,

.... U ««T£ KI'LtBil

anil inler-Pridaj and

Sunday. B o'clock, p m; relnrning, leaveaHickassa far New Madrid. Tuesday,rhorsdal and Saturday, k o'clock, r. m.apnll- 81.

g HICKMAN MARBLE WORKS2 tllCK MAN, II

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AJID JIAXTAITinr.Rfl OK

COPPER, TIN, and SHEET-IROJJWARE.

DIALER IS

Italian and Amkricas Marhi.kMONUMENTS, IOUB AND ORAVb

STOKS8.AVING receiver! a flue lot of Amer-ican and Italian Marble, I aro pre-H

SOUTHERNBUSINESS SO

1 to fill all orders. Call aud examinerk

tjes^OrJer* from the SOUatry promptlvm Bjr2«

"

pa

filled.

Practical Book-

No Text Rooks.OVER 23 IKilW A PH4€TIC:A fa AttOl.MIXT 1

Endorsed by all the Prominent Merchants of Louisville.

]R9e~Scod Stamps for Circulars and Specimens of Tenmanship. -^jaSJ

BEN. C. WEAVER, Principal. S. H EsSOLLAB, Secretary.

Wilkrd Hotel Lottery.

THE DfHWlNG wn.y. OCCUR OSTuesday. F*?l». 1 Ith. ls«a,

OR MONET REFUNDED.

NEWAKER

— AM)

IJONFECTION ERY»BENNIE MiTNTOSII announces to tba

public that he has aldod to his Confectiooery estaolishmcnt

A. New Eakery,and keeps a good Baker emplov»d.FRESH BREAD, ROLLS, CAKES, *c.

tinpraithe

ftÂŁ^ Person* eivin* Dininz*, Suppers,haps the next chief source of expense ui

, Wed-linRS, Receptions, F-Mivals, ic, snp-n-iil

iglktbe attach. ,1 to that which haal,,.",t B ttM ILiglish conception—namely, ' — ,ia

l 1llrsnit«, 1 iniwiuej ,,ught t

sn; i

, , 'arn<li"<efiotting ou. N„w fl .^n ..

of b knowledge of physical^ as nmeans ,rf getting on is Bjinbitable,There are liar.Uy any of otirtr' i. a ex-cept tlie merelj hncksterin

science maywhich some knowledge of ^ ones\

the wav of uiiiinal food. Aa for th«j

fowls, the largi-r onea are fe<l on corn,while the small birds are fed on canaryseed, and all of theJB now and then get

B small chunk of meat. —PhiladelphiaTimet.

plied on reasonable notice. dlO

not be directly profitable to^^Jrof that ocxniiiation. An inda,trv

l

RttHi,^r-vgher stages of its develop *™ it .

roceases liecouie m«re conjhli.,.,,^1fined, and the sciences 3E£rf"r

Katle is a red-headed, black-eyedbaby, just too cute, for any use. Theother ui;»ht she closed her iittle prayeras loBows : "Dod please mate mo a

dood little dirl"—and then, forget tin.?

for whose sake, she a<ldetl—"for pity's

trBy-"

—

Htult\,

An undertaker g<»t8 his H Wrtg wheremother man dies.

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FURNITURE.COFFINS. MATRASSES, <tc

HICKMAN. KENTUCKY

John G-. G-rinln,Merchant Tailor.HAS JCST RECEIVED BCTTF.RICK'S

Report of latest Fall and Winterrashions. and a large lot of sampleaofFrencb. Encliab and German poods.Gen lemen are invited to call _and ex-

amine.

LOWER and LOWER.All itinds of Groceries—hams, sides, ic ,

as cheap as tbe cheapest. I will not be'inderseld. JOHN WITTiNO.

rpl!E drawing of this Scheme haa been-s- Anally settled upon, and will certain-ly take place on Tuesday, the ofFebruary, 1S*:2, by assent oT tbe Com-missioners, nud ibis, will enable me tosell all of ihe remaining tickets.

All persons, therefore, intending to la^vest in (bis scheme, inay~that there will be no further delays otpostponements.

LIST OF PRIZES.The Willard Hotel wiih i rr fv fwrvra

ita Fixture*f

-£ f> I l«U ' t\.f

One Residence on Green Street $15,000One Residence on Green Sreet 18,000.Two Castl Priies, each »5,IMH)."Two Cash Prises, eaoh *a.OH0..Five Cash Pri***, ear), $1,000..Five Cu«h l'rixea, ench $600Kifty Cash I'rixes, each $100One 100 Cash Prites, ench $60..Five lOOCash Prixea, each «20..One Set of Uur FurnitureOne Fine PianoOne Handsome Silver T«a Set400 Hoxe- Old BsuthSB W hisky. »3«i H.4t)i>

|0 Muskeia ^hitmpagiie, 3."> 300Five 100 Caxh Prizes, each *10 6;000400 R..xes Fne Wiass, 80 lv»,000

i»00. Boxes Roterlaon Couniy Whiaky. *80 ; 0,000

400 Boxes lUvan* Cigars, $10 4,000Five Hundred Cash prizes, va<-li fiO 0,000

AvlOVMriMd rO$$C0,fl60,Whole Tickets, SS; Halves. $4; Quar. $$,

ilemitiancea may be made by BankCheck. Expreas, Postal Money Order, orRegistered Mail.Ke.ponaiMe agents wanted at ell poinia.

For circulars, giving full information andfor tickets, address.

%v. r. n w"iii*«.Willaril Hotel, Louisville, Ky.

RiverFarm for Sale.<<)(~\f\ ACRES—bsl ween Bfi sa4 90^\ f\ "acre« cl--ir-d — or her improve-ments, 4 milea below Hiokman, onMississippi river. Addre»e.

. COURIER OFFICE,fliektasn. Ky.

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