Humor Lesson - Hypocrisy and Perception

8/6/2019 Humor Lesson - Hypocrisy and Perception

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When I develop a pot belly,

I am overeating and boozing.When my Boss develops a pot belly,

its a sign of prosperity.

Thoughts:

My mind is peaceful

if I dont booze,

dont overeat and live wisely.


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When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my Boss takes a long time,

he is thorough.

Thoughts: My mind is at peace when I am

mindfully doing my very best.


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When I crack some silly jokes,

I am childish and stupid.When my Boss cracks more silly jokes,

he is funny and creative.

Thoughts:

My mind can be peaceful

despite what others

think of me.


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When a pretty lady talks to me,

I am a lustful man.

When a pretty lady talks to my Boss,he is a man of admirable qualities.

Thoughts:

My mind is peaceful if I am

righteous and moral.


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When I do something

without being told,

I am trying to be smart.

When my Boss does the

same, that is initiative.

Thoughts:

My mind is

peaceful

when I help

sincerely.


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When I wear a new dress,

I am a Show-Off.

When my Boss wears a new

dress, she has a

good sense of fashion.

Thoughts:

My mind is peaceful

when I am notaffected by criticism.


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When I please my Boss,

I am apple-polishing.When my Boss pleases his Boss,

he is co-operating.

Thoughts:

My mind is

peaceful when I

do my dutiessincerely.


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When I am out of the office,

I am wandering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

he's on business.

Thoughts:

I am peaceful when I am honestand my conscience is clear.


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When I shout, I am a hooligan.

When my Boss shouts,he is being assertive.

Thoughts:

When I ammindful of my

thoughts, speech

and action, I am

peaceful.


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When I daydream, I am reprimanded.

When my Boss daydreams, he is planning.

Thoughts:

My mind is peacefulif I dont react to

negative things said

about me.


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When I am late for meetings,

I have no respect for others.

When my Boss is late for meetings,he is treated like a VIP.

Thoughts:

I value punctuality; I am only

late if its inevitable.


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When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.

Thoughts:

All can make

mistakesrealizing

this I remain

peaceful.


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When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview.

When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked.

Thoughts:My mind is peaceful

when I tell the truth

and do not cheat.


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When I try to be friendly with

others, I am flirtatious.When my Boss does the

same thing, she is sociable.

Thoughts:My mind is peaceful

when I have an

honest and

harmonious

relationship withothers.


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When I take medical leave, I

am a sickly person.

When my Boss takes medicalleave, he needs to rest.

SICK!

Thoughts:My mind is

peaceful

even when

my body is

sick.


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When I read the newspaper in the

office, I am shirking work.

When my Boss does the same thing,

he is updating his knowledge.

Thoughts:

My mind is peaceful

cause I know the

world can never be

100% fair.


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When I overlook a rule of

etiquette, I am rude.When my Boss slips a few

rules, he is original.

Thoughts:

I always am mindful of my

manners and I am peaceful.


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When I listen to music in the office,

I am taking work too lightly.

When my Boss does the same, he is

improving his creative power.

Thoughts:

When I do good

honest work, I am

not perturbed by

others blame.


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The End

May we be happy and peaceful

through living a righteous and

wise life and not reacting

negatively to others views.

With Metta,

Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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