How to choose the right…

Letter to ReaderDear Febreze Lover,I know exactly how it feels when you walk

inside a store and see shelves and shelves of breathtaking, beautiful, precious Febreze. I experience the same kind of pain that you feel when you know that you can’t have all of them. This How-To guide gives a step-by-step simple technique that will find you the perfect bottle of pure bliss. So even though you can’t have every single bottle in the store, you will get one that you truly enjoy without having to smell each one and be overwhelmed. Enjoy!

Sincerely, Namita TendolkarMaster of Febreze.

1) Ask a trusted friend /family member which Trait suites you the most.

Crazy Person Clean FreakNature LoverFat PersonLazy PersonNone Of The Above

Examples on next Slide.

Example of lazy person

Example of Nature lover

Fat Person w/ Oreo in mouth.

Example of clean freak

2) Go through your old scrapbooks and self-evaluate your self on what kind of person you are just in case the trusted person lied to you.

3) Find the list that applies to you.Crazy Person

Hawaiian Aloha

Moroccan Bazaar

Brazilian Carnival

Thai Dragon Fruit

Clean Freak

Citrus & Light

X-tra Strength Pure Refreshment

X-tra Strength Clean Citrus

Nature Lover

Meadows & rain

Rocky Springs & cool

Linen & Sky

Spring & RenewalFat Person

Apple Spice & Delight

Lavender Vanilla & Comfort

Vanilla & Refresh

Lazy Person

Powder & Pamper

Snoozing Lavender

None of the above

Unique Lime

Mixed Fruit

4) Drive over to Hallmark (Hallmark has the best selection)

5) (You should be at Hallmark) Sit on the floor and meditate. Clear your mind of all bad, stressful, and obnoxious thoughts.

Concentrate on only the divine things you like (other than Febreze.) Think about all

your beautiful breathtaking moments etc.

WARNING! I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MIGHT LOOK LIKE A FOOL SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF HALLMARK AND MEDETATING. BUT, REMEMBER YOUR GOAL: TO FIND THE PERFECT FEBREZE! IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY PAINS IT TAKES. IT WILL BE TOTALLY WORTH IT IN THE END!

6) When you are absolutely sure that you have a control over all your bad thoughts and you are only thinking about divine things, carefully find the few bottles that were in the list according to your personality. Smell only the bottles that were in your list. You will KNOW when you have found the perfect one. It will give you a wonderful wave of freshness. You WILL feel your heart beating extremely fast.

7) Get up, walk over to the counter and buy the bottle.

8) Thank Namita for her Awesome advice!

• LA teachers for encouraging me to love Febreze.

• My friends who don’t complain about my Febreze obsession.

• The person who invented Febreze.

• Febreze….FOR BEING PLAIN AWESOME!

By: Namita Tendolkar