Golden Slipper Record

Second Session

2015

This newspaper is published

With a campership in memory of Milton Ball,

A Philadelphia newspaperman.

DEDICATION

The 2015 Second Session Edition of the Golden Slipper Record is

dedicated to Aunt Andi Seitchik. Andi has spent the last 5

summers as the Female Head Counselor here at GSC. She came to

Slipper with years of life experience as a camper, counselor, and

teacher but most importantly as a mother. She has taken all of the

knowledge she has stored over the years to make Golden Slipper

Camp a better place for both campers and staff.

Aunt Andi’s journey to this point has not always been an easy one.

But one she has taken head on and has shown those who know her

how a positive, confident attitude can lead to great things. She has

helped us all realize that “Fight for Andi” really means “Fight for

Right”.

Andi thank you for doing what you do. We are happy you are part

of our Slipper family and hope to see you for many more years to

come.

Letter from the Director

Dear Golden Slipper Campers and Staff,

Here at Golden Slipper Camp we have created our own unique community

where every person is welcomed and valued. At Golden Slipper Camp, we

depend on one another, we encourage one another, and we strengthen one

another without hesitation. The first session of 2015 is a true testament to

what we have tried to create here at GSC. Over the last three weeks, I have

seen campers and staff grow as a family in which everyone is treated in a

positive manner. New and old staff members have come together to lead our

campers with passion and enthusiasm.

Throughout the second session we had days of sun and fun. We swam,

whipped and nay-nayed, played, competed, laughed and enjoyed each

other’s company throughout camp. I know friends were made this summer

and hopefully they will last a life time.

Now it is time for us all to return to the “real world”, I hope you will take

these memories, along with the new skills you learned and share them with

your friends. I hope you will use your potential throughout the year to make

a positive influence on those around you.

Work hard in school, be well, and return to your Golden Slipper Family in

2016.

Sincerely,

Uncle Tom O’Neill

Golden Slipper Record

Second Session 2015

Michael Stein Camp President

Tom O’Neill Camp Director

Justin “Spoon” Guida Program Director

Mike Noble Male Head Counselor

Andi Seitchik Female Head Counselor

Adam Kramaroff CIT Coordinator

Jason “Bubba” Cox Evening Program

Coordinator

Courtney “Eline” Caddell Srauss Village Leader

Arianna White Friends Village Leader

Jade Knox Council Girls Village

Leader

Zachary Howes Vogelson Village

Leader

Brian Mullins Kadden Village Leader

Lyam Atterbury Council Boys Village

Leader

Jeremy Creighton Adventure Coordinator

Tim Boyer Pool Coordinator

Madison Seitchik Assistant Pool

Coordinator

Adam O’Connor Lakefront Coordinator

Ilisa Noble Arts & Crafts

Coordinator

Charis Bellingham Office Manager

Steve Specht Nurse

Craig Miller Nurse

Kelly Stein Nurse

Elyse Realey Nurse

Jackie Specht Nurse

Lee Lightbourne Cook

Jerome Miles Cook

Precious Chaplin Cook

Quinn Connors Cook

Kwamane Clarke Cook

Kevin Miles Cook

Nikolett Voros Kitchen Support

Eniko Soltesz Kitchen Support

Ibbrahim Karamann Kitchen Support

Mustafa Senyel Kitchen Support

Utka Gezer Kitchen Support

Ricahrd Dosa Kitchen Support

Sam Zeruth Head of Maintenance

Zach Zeruth Maintenance

John Egan Maintenance

Girls’ Bunk Notes

Saying Goodbye is Hard to Do

How fortunate I am to have something so dear to my heart that makes saying

goodbye so hard. As the summer of 2015 comes to an end, tears fill my eyes to be

leaving all the wonderful people who have touched my life these past two months.

Watching all my girls overcome new challenges, make new friends and discover

new things has been a joy and pleasure. We have all learned to live together as a

family, understanding and embracing our likenesses and differences. It is truly

the love of Golden Slipper Camp that allows us to breakdown the walls. Hand in

hand each day we walk, sing and play while all along building bonds that will last

a lifetime. Our hearts will forever be touched by the essence of GSC.

When I think of all of you over the winter months, I will never forget the sparkle

in your eyes, the spirit in your hearts and the love of GSC we all share and believe

in. It has been an honor and privilege to be the girl’s head counselor of Golden

Slipper Camp again this summer. I dry my tears as I realize it is not goodbye, for

you will remain in my heart until I see you next summer!

I look forward to spending the summer of 2016 back at GSC!

To my lovely Strauss Village campers,

Whoa! What an exciting encampment! Since the beginning we have had so

many big events, it's hard to imagine how camp would have been without them. We

started with Uncle Bubba's new Epic Adventure, where we discovered different realms of

the nerd universe. Soon after, we took part in Israel Day, which ended with a concert by

none other than Rick Recht. Plus, let's not forget our Dad-Bod Leagues. Thon,

Backwards Day, and the Halloween Dance...I mean movie, lead us into an intense

weekend filled with Made in SPOON-merica, Golden Citizen, and MTV Night. And the

Marvel Superhero Olympic Bowl broke out! Once we recovered from our four days of

craziness, we experienced Camplified, another concert showcasing up and coming artists,

and closed out the summer with the "Into the Woods" themed Dinner Dance down at the

lake! All of these activities were neat, but you are what made them the huge successes

they were. Thank you for taking advantage of all camp had to offer, and making this a

phenomenal summer! I hope all of you have a wonderful school year, and that I see all of

you return next summer!

To my amazing staff,

I could not have made it through this summer without each of you. You all

brought something unique to Strauss that turned us into the powerhouse village that we

were. I cannot thank you enough for all of the hard work and dedication you put into

making this summer the best our campers have ever seen. I genuinely wish all of you

well through the upcoming year, and expect to see each of your names come up on the

staff list for next summer.

Much Love,

Aunt Courtney

Bunk A

Bunk A: Aunts Gabie Hunt, Leah Andren, Carly Gettleman, Alyssa Simon, Taryn Murphy What Bunk A is up to in the year 2035... Gianna Specht makes gaga an Olympic sport. After taking the most athletic electives, Madison Miller becomes the first professional female hockey player. Jordan Haupt creates her own line of fruit snacks that come in every flavor. Casey Bush becomes a fashion designer that creates a line of pink and black clothing. Claudia Taubes travels to Romania and becomes a dragon trainer. Tamara Kohmann starts her own bead manufacturing company to send good luck all around the world. Shayna Berkun engineers a brush that combs through every knot without pain. Cristiana Capitini becomes a rock star and goes on tour with "Hat Check". Aunt Carly Gettleman becomes a gymnast that is really talented at doing flips. Aunt Alyssa Simon is the best one woman raver of the century. Aunt Leah Andren sets the world record for most Guinness Book of World Records. Aunt Gabie Hunt takes her songwriting skills to write for stars like Beyoncé and T Swizzle. Meanwhile, Aunt Taryn Murphy is still singing her Uptown Funk Alma Mater. Aunt Courtney Caddell is back in the village to blow the five minute whistle. Never Forget: Veggie Challenge Count on Me MTV Oreo Minute to Win It Dad-Bod Leagues Hat Check Snack Scavenger Hunt

Bunk B: Aunts: Maria Broggi, Ella Clarke, Michelle Hall, Christina Kazarov, Kaitlyn Lanzetta

Bunk B held a reunion in the year 2035 to catch up and see what everyone was up to…

Anastasia Reid has become a successful hair model with Aunt Daisy as her personal stylist.

Abbey Kushner is still searching for the answer to why the gaga pit has sand in it.

Shira Kedar-Mehl is touring with Courtney Cox on a comedy road trip.

Alexis Seaner is the proud owner of a headband factory, in pursuit of her dream of having a

headband for every occasion.

Lauren Markowitz has become a star cheerleader for the Golden Slipper Gaga team.

Lily Wolf has become a professional clown for silent lunches at Golden Slipper.

Daria Zazula has acquired all of the beanie boos on the market and holds the world record for

the biggest collection.

Naveah Aner-Hackley has supplied the world with products from her gimp collection.

Aunt Christina Kazarov has finally changed her name to Chris, and now owns and operates her

own designer scrunchie business.

Aunt Kaitlyn Lanzetta has spent all of her life savings to invest in all forms of plastic surgery

available to become Captain America.

Aunt Maria Broggi is still riding SEPTA, although she tried AMTRAK, and NJTRANSIT, has

found comfort in the SEPTA line.

Aunt Ella Clarke has finally been given a cheeseburger after years of begging in an American

accent.

Aunt Michelle Hall is now the coach of the USA Gold Olympic Stack team and receives 25

cents every time someone says “STAAAAAART STACKING.”

Aunt Courtney Caddell underwent emergency reconstructive surgery to remove the bun from

the top of her head as it was there for so long that is literally could not be removed.

In loving memory of Muriel B. White

Pet, Friend, Inspiration

July 21st-July 25

th 2015

R.I.P.

Always Remember… Don Juan, Quartini, Muriel

I Can Pogo, Banana, Johnny

Count on Me – Bruno Mars

Staaaaaart Stacking

Dad Bods

Waaaah

Bunk C wouldn't be bunk C if....

Jayda wasn't always being asked to reach for things because of her height

Jordyn didn't finally decide to grace us with her presence

Natalie wasn't the sassiest (but sweetest) girl in Strauss

Katelyn wasn't always asking to play gaga all day every day

Emily wasn't always doing a certain bunk c dance

Malaya wasn't always so enthusiastic about every activity at camp

Michaela wasn't the makeup queen of Strauss

Olivia wasn't always including everyone

Aunt Casey didn't have the best stack up song

Aunt Emma wasn't putting together the greatest bunk playlists

Aunt Skye wasn't so eager to learn how to French braid

Aunt Daisy wasn't Bunk C's Guardian

Aunt Courtney Marshall wasn't the best grandma out there

Aunt Courtney Caddell wasn't the best Strauss VL ever!

Always Remember:

Princeton

Gaga all day everyday

Photograph

Girls, we love you and hope you had a great encampment. Do well in school and we'll see you

next summer!

Bunk D in 20 years

Alexandra will be the head executive of her own fashion company of matching clothes

and will refuse to let anyone unmatch ever again

Rachel will be in the Olympics for swimming. She will have over 300 gold medals and

will be swimming to victory each time.

Camille will be a mother of 6 sassy children. She will make sure they wear deodorant out

of the bunk each time. She will also have buckets of ice at her house and each day she

will eat one bucket of ice.

Thalia will be a world known artist . Making art for celebrities like Beyoncé and Justin

Bieber so they can hang up pictures in their living room.

Jenna will be Miss America. She will live in a big mansion in California with all her

pageant trophies. She will shower in pink glitter every day.

Ari will be in the Olympics for figure skating. She will have an ice rink in her own

house. She will skate all day every day and everything in her house will be made of ice.

Allie will have a husband who is in the WWE. She will come to all his matches and cheer

him on. She will always wear t-shirts with his face on them and be his biggest fan/

manager.

Jordan will be in the cover of every eye magazine known. She will be the biggest eye

model of America. She will travel the world and win a prize for best eyes.

Aunt Hannah will be the typical Jewish mother serving lox and bagels for her kids every

morning. She will also be a part owner of Ben and Irvs.

Aunt Melissa will have all these carbs but won't be getting any bread. She will also be

the next Lenin.

Aunt Ellie will finally come out of her cave and her skin will finally be exposed to sun.

Also she will wear bright clothes and pink lip stick every day.

Aunt Allie will beat Hillary Clinton in the next presidential race. She will hand out love

everyday to people and also make the White House pink.

Aunt Michelle will wake up in her penthouse in Miami. She will own a store dedicated

to just bikini shirts. She will also marry a rich Russian Jewish doctor that her mom

approves of.

Aunt Courtney will have a bald spot from wearing her bun everyday. She will also turn

orange from all the orange she wears all the time.

Bunk E wouldn't be Bunk E if...

Ashley "Can you play One Direction?" Gamis wasn't always screaming at the top of her

lungs

Darina "Lip Sync Queen" Deimontovitch didn't have the best breaststroke in camp

Talia "Can you put my hair in a ponytail?" Udell knew her birthdate

Alyssa "My low of the day was breakfast" Chmielewski wasn't helping someone else

clean their area

Ariana "Skittles" Edery wasn't afraid of falling off the bottom bunk bed (again)

Olivia "Singing Like Mariah" Pretner wasn't asked why she's still in Strauss

Nari "Can I check the ingredients?" Dunn wasn't making/eating noodles during snack

time

Sarah "That's my cousin" Siedell wasn't constantly asking to go play gaga

Adelina "Favorite Things" Pavlyuk wasn't always brushing her hair

Aunt Becca "Mom" Ziker wasn't asking campers to get off her bed

Aunt Sarah "What's that?" Jeffers wasn't hoping for potatoes for every meal

Aunt Aijha "Daijha" Clark wasn't cheering on Temple at every opportunity

Always remember:

"You can dance like Beyoncé; you can shake like Shakira cause you're brave and you're

fearless and you're beautiful" -Fifth Harmony

Bunk F

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Brooke Stein’s high wasn’t a certain British guy

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Kenni Michels wasn’t wiring a letter

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Madi Stern wasn’t always “cleaning the grass.”

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Madison Carberry wasn’t obsessing over Jensen Ackles

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Paige Noble wasn’t always sharing her food

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Gabriella Coleman wasn’t saying “you woulda

thought.”

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Julia Khusidman wasn’t always singing

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Eugenia Vrublevski wasn’t snuggled up in Madi Stern’s

bed without Madi

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Anastasia Litvenko wasn’t always talking about Arctic

Monkeys

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Aunt Taylor McGrath wasn’t always eating

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Aunt Tiffany Pienkowski wasn’t always making string

bracelets

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Aunt Becca Huxtable wasn’t always asking people to

come up with bonus questions for inspection

-Bunk F wouldn’t be Bunk F if Aunt Kat Kohrs wasn’t weeding the garden

To My Amazing Friends Village:

I cannot believe that this encampment is almost over. It seems that just last week I was

meeting you all and trying so hard to learn all your names.

I cannot thank you lovely ladies enough for making this encampment one I will not soon

forget. From beauty salons to counselor makeovers, you have made me smile and have

given me so many memories to cherish.

You are truly some of the most amazing young ladies I have ever met and I feel fortunate

and very lucky to have had you this summer. Please never forget that you are not only

beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. I am so proud to call you my campers

and it is my hope that I will see you all back next summer.

Stay beautiful!

Love Always,

Aunt Arianna

Never forget:

“No Low”

Social Media Leagues

Just Dance

Beauty Salons

Counselor makeovers

I/J winning village MTV

Bunk I wouldn't be Bunk I if … Tiana Cruz wasn't always eating spicy food. Jordan Israeli wasn't always drinking tea. Lily Kaganov wasn't always doing someone elses job for inspection. Evelina Levin wasn't always smiling & giving someone a hug. Temani Mack wasn't always taking someones shoes. Valeriya Moroz wasn't always in her bed. Avianna Moses wasn't always giving short acronyms and talking about her friends. Sophia Rubinstein wasn't always obsessing over Swedish fish. Rylee Scarlatta wasn't always asking for people to donate to the Rylee foundation. Izabella Smith wasn't always talking about her boyfriend. Aunt Abby Conway wasn't the shortest person in the bunk. Aunt Brittney Jetersmith wasn't always telling funny stories to the campers. Aunt Juanita Henry wasn't making bracelets. Aunt Mia Drabyk didn't have the best dress game.

Bunk J wouldn't be bunk J if …

Margarita Gorshkova didn't have a face of all the time while sleeping.

Mercedes Grenader actually went to bed at 10.30pm like the rest of the

bunk.

Khalilah and Nyeelah weren't always getting into pity arguments.

Cheyenne Jones didn't have a new collection of some sort everyday.

Maya Kedar-Mehl was scared of every living bug on earth.

Alyssa Markowitz didn't always ask for her hair to get braided every second

of the day.

Madeline (Madi) Romano didn't wake Aunt Brittney up at 6.30 am

multiple times with Mercedes.

Jaclyn Welfield wasn't always “cracking an egg” on our heads.

Aunt Laura didn't want to adopt Margarita.

Aunt Kristen didn't have the coolest crib in Bunk J.

Aunt Lindsey didn't look just like Aunt Mia.

Aunt Brittney wasn't always Djing and asking which Aunt brittney the kids

were talking to.

Aunt Reut wasn't always teaching us something about Israel.

Aunt Arianna actually wore her own clothes.

Thank you girls for an amazing second encampment, it has been a pleasure

to be here for all of you for the past three weeks. I hope you all had an

amazing time. Enjoy the rest of your summer, have an amazing school year,

and hopefully we will see you all at the reunion in December and back at

camp next summer. Love you all!

Love,

Aunt Brittney Furman, Aunt Kristen Green, Aunt Laura Donaldson, Aunt

Reut Yacobi and Aunt Lindsay Fullerton.

Never Forget:

Photograph by Ed Sheeran

Pretty Girl Rock band

Trap Queen

The ingredients that make bunk K the most amazing bunk in Friends Village and the

greatest bunk at Golden Slipper Camp

In Bunk K, 2nd Encampment 2015 there 9 campers these campers all have different

abilities and gifts that make it the most magical place in all of camp. Jessica Lvov is the

calm, sweet, welcoming camper that would do anything for a bunkmate; she has the

power of giving to others. Emily Gamis is the young lady that will stand up for herself as

well as standing up for her friends, she has the power of bravery. Brooke Oxenhandler

is the spice; she always brings the heat and is not afraid to tell you her feelings about

anything. Natalya Tkachenko is the bunk spirit this girl always has a smile on her face

and has the energy that lights up a room.

Erika Shrayer brings us sugar her sweet persona makes everyone around her smile and

laugh at some of her hilarious ideas. Stephanie Williams is the spark she always shares

her snacks clothes, anything she has belongs to everyone in the bunk, she has the

mastered the gift of sharing. Madi Sliverberg is the most positive person at camp she is

always smiling truly enjoying every moment of camp life, her great voice, spirit, and love

for camp makes Bunk K a better place. Dana Selitsky is always telling everyone in the

bunk some story or showing us a cool trick while also being a friend to everyone in the

bunk. Janae Murphy is so caring to every camper in the bunk, she has a big personality

which can be mistook as an attitude but she is crazy and happy and makes sure everyone

in the bunk knows that they have a friend. Bunk K wouldn't be Bunk K without all of

these 9 campers and their different powers. Aunt Lisa came into Bunk K this

encampment and has been the chill reliable counselor these 9 crazy campers need.

Aunt Veronica creates great one on one relationships with each and every camper so

they know that they always have an older sister. Aunt Nikki Green is always spreading

her love for camp and her spirited personality to everyone in the bunk and all around

camp. Aunt Ariana wouldn’t be the best village leader that GSC has ever had. Bunk K

has been a great place this summer it will truly be missed.

Girls remember how much we love you! Remember to respect yourself and be the best

you that you can be. Keep coming back to camp, you guys are the future. Hope to see you

back at camp in 2016, thank you for the memories. We are so proud of each and every

one of you. Remember that you are independent women, who don't need no man, and to

respect yourself. Have a good school year, stay out of trouble.

Bunk L Acrostic Poems

*Chilling Happy Laughing Outrageous Energetic

*Absorbed Merry Elegant Exotic Nobel Academic

*Athletic Loud Excited Xtreme Intense Silly

*Sweet Athletic Model

*Independent Smart Amazing Brave Entertaining Lovely (B.)

*Idealistic Sharer Accepting Booming Enthusiastic Looney (S.)

*Krazy Amused Imaginative Talkative Loyal Youthful Noisy

*Kind Artistic Timid

*Joyful Ecstatic Spunky Spontaneous

*Valiant Interesting Caring Terrific Outgoing Red Iconic Awesome

Aunt Realistic Agile Cool Honest Early Learner

Aunt Epic Mello Intriguing Late Yolo

Aunt Acrobatic Mafia Young

Aunt Mature Idyllic Cheerful Happy Eager Listener Loopy Extra

V.L. Altruistic Respectable Inviting Amiable Nifty Neat Agreeable

Council Girls,

You all have made this a great summer for myself and I hope your counselors and I have

done the same for you. Each and every single one of you girls has shown me why this

camp is filled with the love and spirit it has to this day. Bunk M, you girls are one

energetic bunk. The spirit and happiness you all share is a truly wonderful thing and I

love that this place can make you that happy. Bunk N, you girls have the best humor I've

seen. At every meal I hear the laughter and can't help but to appreciate the fact that you

feel you can be yourself enough to joke with one another, your counselors, and myself.

Bunk O, you girls are some of the most genuine girls I have met. The unity you girls

have and the selflessness I see occur on a daily basis makes me so ecstatic to call this

place my second home. Your generosity rubs off on everyone you meet. Last but not

least, Bunk P, you girls work the hardest in the camp and never let anyone see you sweat.

You are the ones that prove even on the hardest, most stressful of days that this camp is

worth it and means a great deal. You are all amazing waitresses and I thank you for

giving your time and energy. All 43 of you girls make me fall in love with camp again

every single day and I would like to thank you for that. You all are beautiful human

beings inside and out and I hope one day you look back and enjoy the memories we've

shared.

To my counselors: Whether you have been in Council for one or two encampments, I

would like to say thank you. You all have made me feel like you truly care by the time

and effort you have contributed to the campers and this camp. I could not have done this

without you guys and I really do appreciate you going on this journey with me and giving

everything you have to make this an astonishing summer.

Peace, Love, and Happiness,

Aunt Jade

Bunk M wouldn’t be bunk M if...

Ana T wasn't a comedian with awesome dance moves.

Logan (LoLo) wasn't surrounded by animals, both stuffed and edible.

Briana wasn't practicing to be a fashion designer and runner faster than

light.

Mel didn't eat as much fruit as possible.

Bella wasn't sharing her clothes and teaching us to be fashionable.

Daniella wasn't the queen of corn.

Ana B didn't perfect the Little Man Anthem.

Davin wasn't crafting string bracelets.

Bria wasn't cracking jokes and practicing to be a talk show host.

Aunt Imani wasn't singing about veal.

Aunt Omer's speakers would actually work.

Aunt Xavia wasn't in love with winning

Aunt Jade wasn't the best flyer in the village.

Bunk N wouldn't be bunk N without …

Rachel's unexplainable love for one direction.

Briyanah's sassy personality.

Becky coming to sit on your bed for a chat.

Lauren's calming personality and kind nature.

Alisa's nose in a good book.

Izabella's twerking ability or Bridget's shuffle.

Faith's postive attitude, and her willingness to volunteer for everything no

matter how horrid the task.

Adri's swap shop open 24 hours a day, she specializes in swim wear.

Bunk N would not be the same without each and every one of you girls. We

are so proud of each and every one of you. It has been a privilege to be your

counselors.

Aunt Orla and Aunt Chane

Bunk O wouldn't be Bunk O if...

Michelle (Mimi) Milan wasn't always sharing her Russian delicacies

Jaidalyn (Elle) Paslo-Feldman didn't always make Ramen or Mac n Cheese

at odd times of the day

Breena (Bweena) Stalter wasn't always mourning the loss of her precious

food and growling in the night

Danielle (Bae) Ratowski wasn't always impersonating Miranda Sings and

sleep talking

Johnai (Priscilla) Davis - Brown wasn't always lost in the fort that is

Rochelle's bed

Abby (Mildred) Krug wasn't bunk O's designated mail woman and ghost

hunter

Chelsea (Harriet) Drach wasn't always telling Felicia to "relax" or "chill"

Hannah (Banana) Berman didn't start to dance whenever the music came on

Nicole (Nica) Zinuhova wasn't always stretching as if she were about to

dance on stage

Rochelle (Mom) Warren wasn't the 4th counselor Barbara (Babsaboo)

Taubes wasn't a secret Strauss camper

Aunt Zoë (Queen) Sayliss wasn't always trying to find her NJB

Aunt Jazmin (Storm) Jenkins was never chillin'

Aunt Mel (Granny Bertha) Chalfin wasn't always trying to bust a move even

though she can't dance for her life

Bunk O - it was a wonderful encampment and you girls were so amazing.

We can't wait to see you back at camp for your waitress or CIT years. We

love you so much! Love, Aunt Mel, Aunt Zoë, and Aunt Jazz

Waitresses 2015 Second Encampment

It’s the 2030 Golden Slipper Camp Reunion. The Soul Waits haven’t seen each other in

years. Let’s see what these beautiful ladies have been up to over the past 15 years…

Lizzie “Slizzard/ Darla” Bogomolny became the next hostess on the TLC show What

Not to Wear. She loves that she can incorporate her blunt personality and love for fashion

into her work. She lives a fabulous life on the Upper East Side. She is married to New

York’s finest plastic surgeon, a Russian Jew of course. They have two beautiful little girls

and a toy poodle named Mitsy.

Jordyn “Twin-Talks A Lot” Citron became a famous reporter on E! News. She uses

her keen sense for knowledge to obtain the juiciest celeb gossip to report on. She is

currently dating one of the producers of the show. The two live in a condo on Rodeo

Drive in California.

Talya “Sassy Pants” Cooper is now married to the boy she was dating when she was a

waitress. She wanted to get out of the suburbs and live in a big city where she was able to

speak her mind and argue, but only until the street lights came on, then she had to go

back into the house.

Tierna-Nikol “Legs” Flannery went on to become a full time Elastic Woman

impersonator at Disney World. She wears her Nike socks under her costume just in case

anyone in the park needs to get schooled in volleyball. She is now married to a

professional soccer player and their three children are all allergic to Benadryl.

Madison “Flirts- A Lot” Kulliver settled down with her original Slipper flame, Daniel

Beaver. After having an on and off fling since their waiter year, they decided to make

things exclusive. Beaver proposed shortly after that and the two got married in Rabbi

Shlomo’s temple. The two are now living in the Bucks County with their two children.

Joann is a very happy mother in-law.

Madelyn “Not- Madison” La Rue- Lovett graduated Stanford with degree in biology.

She continued to live on her nerdy science dream and went to Medical School. She

married one of her med professors. The two moved to Africa and opened their own clinic

to help African children.

Sophia “Noodles” Lombardo realized that moving wasn’t such a bad idea, so she

decided to become a K-pop band manager so that she could travel the world. She was

able to meet a good friend in Canada which whom she speaks to everyday of her life.

They make time to chat despite the time differences.

Barri “Basketball Babe” Miller decided to become a physical therapist so that she

could properly take her of herself whenever she got hurt. As she gained more experience,

she decided to be an athletic trainer for the Philadelphia Union professional soccer team,

the team which her brother plays on.

Katie “Doll Face” Potts went to college as a business management major and became

the CEO of Pringles. She had her wedding on the beach, where the bottom of the hair and

veil trailed behind her in the sand. Her and her husband’s first dance was to Lilman

Anthem Part 65.

Nikki “Shupak” Tashof now lives in Los Angeles where she owns her own restaurant

called “Speedy McGee.” She realized her true waitress abilities when she was praised for

her quick movements throughout the dining hall in 2015. In her spare time, she uses her

silly giggles and quirky personality to be a clown at children’s birthday parties. Her

brother Josh lives 10 minutes away from her, her husband, and their six kids.

Vanessa “Nature Baby” Valencia after having an internship at the Philadelphia Zoo got

a job working as a spokesperson for Animal Planet. She loved that she could embrace her

love of nature in her career. She spends her free time at her mountain house with her life

partner, daughter, and son.

Quarteniiy “Quartini” Williams hit stardom after she got her big break on the Voice.

Her singing career is going really well. She has her second album coming out in the fall.

She is known for the octaves that her voice can hit. Her fans love her adorable nature and

warm smile.

Aunt Abby “Abbichka/Mom” Gershman graduated top of her class from Temple Law

School and is partner in Todd Henry’s law firm. She lives in Bucks County with her

husband, a Jewish Doctor of course. She is most proud of her three beautiful children;

two twin boys, one little girl, and dog named Matzah Ball. She spends her free time being

a stage parent.

Aunt Ayanna “E! News” Clark finally got her college crush to love her, and they’ve

been married for 5 years. They had a wedding in Citizens Bank Park for all of

Philadelphia to see. She threw the first pitch in her wedding dress for the final game in

the 2025 World Series where the Phillies won their first title since 2008. Living in Los

Angeles, they have a dog named Lily and 2 kids.

Aunt Jade “Zip Zap” Knox became a music promoter at festivals around the world. She

went back to school to learn how to produce music, with a minor in business. She is now

graduated and owns an AT&T store, where she also uses her music skills to make

ringtones for the cell phones in her store.

Ladies, we love you more than you will ever imagine. We know all of you have the

potential to do great things in the future, and we hope your dreams and aspirations will

take you far. PLEASE let us know if you ever need anything throughout the year, we’ll

always be there for you!

XOXO, Aunt Ayanna and Aunt Abby.

Boys’ Bunk Notes

The Boys Side 2015 2nd Session

Dear Boys,

There were highs and there were lows but we did it together and hopefully you made this

summer one of the most memorable ones of your young lives. You whipped and you

Nae Nae’d, you challenged yourself on the high ropes course, you tried new foods in the

dining hall, you experienced the camp Israel Day, you competed in a camp triathlon on

Wacky Backwards Day, you gave it your all during Olympics and went into the woods

during the dinner dance.

To the boys’ side staff, thank you once again for all of the hard work that you did, thanks

for the effort that you gave to the campers. If you are exhausted at the end of the

summer, it’s because the effort that you gave the boys side is evident in the smiles of the

boys.

To the boys’ side campers, thank you for making my first summer as Boys Head

Counselor a great one and I want everyone to try their best in school, study hard, play

hard and then I’ll see you all back in the summer of 2016.

Remember, clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

Uncle Mike Noble

Boys Head Counselor 2015

Dear Vogelson Village,

It's hard to believe that a second encampment has gone by and that our summer is coming

to a close. It's going to be so hard for me to say goodbye to all you fantastic campers and

counselors. If I am able to come back as Vogelson Village Leader next year, I hope that

my village is as good as it was this year.

For the second straight encampment, Vogelson Village was an awesome place to be. All

62 of you grew in one way or another and it was an awesome thing to watch. You each

brought something to Vogelson, whether it was your first time here or your fifth year here

and it made Vogelson a great village to lead.

Whether it be riding a bike or shooting a bow or learning the Spoon Maneuver in GaGa,

you all have learned a new skill. Gentleman, I hope you know how proud I am of you

and all that you have achieved. Now good luck in your schooling this year and I will,

hopefully, see you next year.

To my counselors; I cannot thank you enough. You guys have been exceptional this

summer. Without you guys doing what you do, I would not have been able to do my job

nearly as effectively. Thanks for this summer boys and here’s to next year and hoping

that it just as successful as this year.

Well gentleman, I have to go. And unlike last encampment, when a lot of you came back

for second encampment, I won't see any of you for 10 long months. I will leave you with

the words of country singer Tim McGraw, "We all take different paths in life, but no

matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

Much Love,

Uncle Zach

Bunk 2 wouldn’t be bunk 2 if…

Ilan didn’t invent the game accuracy

Sean wasn’t always tryin’ to play WWE with Uncle Josh and give him an

RKO

Ben didn’t always look forward to lunch to hear his sc-fi

news, something he created

Eric didn’t leave every Wednesday for soccer tournaments, and come back

with the mother lode of snacks

Drew and the rest of the Borden family have the whole girls side

mesmerized and could take whoever they wanted to the Dinner Dance

Christian wasn’t the bunks “young bull” that would beat anybody up for us

David wasn’t the DMan!

Kevin wasn’t tryin’ to make you watch him whip & nae nae while sayin’

“21”

Uncle Josh wasn’t always tryin’ to bowl, bunk 2 style

Uncle Brian wasn’t always bumpin’ some good music through his speakers

Uncle Drew actually was as smart as he looks

Uncle Mark didn’t leave

In twenty years Bunk 3 will be

Ethan Barg - Becomes the owner of a small convenient store in Times

Square.

Max Susu - Sells Susu's Noodle Bar and becomes a millionaire.

Alex Liberman - Becomes passionate about nutrition and fitness, and is

now a personal trainer to the stars.

Zach Borden - Eventually becomes a lead physics professor at Temple

University

Akmal Tillaev - Moves up from being an assistant subway manager to

owning his own franchise.

Alex Mizrachi - Finally gets a much needed service and discovers his

passion for cars and opens his own Maserati dealership.

Aidan Achildi - Gets a solid job working at a book store.

Joseph Jones III - Manages public utilities for his township.

Max Vitiaz - After opening his first successful tattoo shop his branches out

from Pittsburgh and opens up another shop in New Jersey.

Geo Martinez - Hits a massive growth spurt and becomes a nationally

ranked body builder/model for GNC.

Mark Mironyuk- After competitively playing baseball in high school and

college he eventually signs with the New York Yankees

Bunk 4: Uncle Dante, Uncle Devon, Uncle Billy, and Uncle Tavion

Bunk 4 wouldn’t be bunk 4 if

RaRa wasn’t the loudest boy in all of camp

Donovan wasn’t going to be the next Einstein

Noah didn’t leave our bunk…not Savage

Steven didn’t come into our bunk….Totally Savage

Aaron wasn’t asking five million questions a day

Etai wasn’t so excited about everything

Ethan was speaking in such a high pitch voice all the time

Eitan and Ashton weren’t constantly right next to each other

Connor wasn’t nervous about the spoon in our bunk

Noah wasn’t getting hurt

Garret wasn’t so happy everyday

Joey wasn’t playing with his skateboard always

Uncle Tavion wasn’t balling every day. All the time.

Uncle dante wasn’t dangerous……on his long-board

Uncle Devon wasn’t always being the chilliest person in the bunk

Uncle Billy wasn’t an ABSOLUTE SAVAGE.

Bunk 5 wouldn't be bunk 5 if:

Jesse Owens wasn't always rocking skater gear

Elijah Flamer wasn't always trying to trade pokemon cards

Jair Hammond wasn't trying to save the world one insect at a time

Dan Borak wasn't always the big brother of the bunk

Dan Fiadzyshin wasn't always learning card tricks

Kyle Silverberg wasn't always sporting his purple hoodie

Alex Yesis wasn't always playing stick wars

Robert Rogers wasn't always looking fresh

Dan Vosnyak wasn't always trying to give out free hugs

Stephen Spect wasn't always reading his pokemon handbook

Noah Stern wasn't always a beast at Gaga

Dan Podoksik wasn't always making everyone laugh

Bunk 6 wouldn't be bunk 6 if ….

Sam Solar wasn't always picking fights with Uncle Arthur.

Chris Rigler wasn't always finishing them.

Mike Fox's head wasn't so soft.

Max B wasn't always asking “what's that?”.

Zack S wasn't a baboon.

Pierce G wasn't a hocky god want to be.

Bailey wasn't British.

Yuri wasn't always playing cards.

Christian L wasn't always leeching people.

Uncle Hennie didn't stress that there's dirt in the grass.

Uncle J-rad didn't sleep talk.

Uncle Jake's pillow didn't fall onto Sam Solar's face every morning.

Uncle Arthur didn't have giant triceps

Dear Kadden Village,

First and foremost I must thank you all. Thank you to the Kadden

councilors, without the outstanding work you guys do every single day we

couldn’t have had such an amazing summer. To all my Kadden campers

thank you for being the mature young men you are. Week by week I was

able to see you grow and mature by leaps and bounds. Thank you for making

my first year in Kadden so much fun. This summer has been such an

amazing experience. I’ve made so many great memories with all of you. I

hope you all learned as much as I did this summer, and enjoyed it every step

of the way. Now go forth this year and do great things. Kadden! Rollllll out!

-Uncle Brian Mullins

BUNK 7

Welcome to Thunder 7 when lightning strikes the “Block gets Hot”. Off we

go with 3 of the top Counselors in Bunk 7 You have Uncle Cortè, who's

always Hype and planning new moves on how to keep Thunder 7 on top of

their Game.

Uncle Rale who always keeps the bunk up with his extremely loud snoring,

surprise our campers could sleep. Although he snores he also keeps the bunk

safe away from Bears and scary midgets. Uncle Dan on the other hand

keeps Bunk 7 jamming with his hot new beats and awesome DJ skills. Now

time to introduce some cool kids:

Thunder 7 wouldn't be Thunder 7 without:

Dan calling everyone "Young Boy".

Ben playing uncle Rale in Crazy 8s card game.

Noah saying that was really fun.

Terrance always offering a snack trade with his bunk mates.

Avi loving the color pink.

Peyton always coming up with ideas.

Jake offering his beef Jerky.

Saadiq asking for a beat box battle.

Brendon always cruising on his scooter.

Stephen always dancing either to music or no music.

Jayden always smiling even in his sleep.

Bunk 7 wouldn't be bunk 7 without “The Block is Hot Dance”

In Bunk 8 - What if...

Diego didn't show us his wacky dacky dance moves

Alex didn't give us some of his funny faces

Chris didn't make us angry laugh

Ben didn't do a hipoty hype speech for us

Allen didn't ASK US A QUESTION

Andrew didn't do a funny bunny

Steven didn't get lost in outer space

Ernesto didn't sleep all day ery day

Frank didn't scheme his way for snacks

Max didn't fold everything in the world

Artem didn't act like a body guard

Uncle Adam didn't show us his Mortal Kombat kickin' butt skills

Uncle Brian didn't start every morning with music to our ears and extra

fancy type coffee

Uncle Sean didn't give us that hipster vibe

Just what if...

Let's have a look at everybody in Bunk 9, 10 years from now:

David F. will be a goal keeper for the Flyers.

Kyle T. will be a sprinter in the Olympics.

Jake N. will become a village leader at GSC.

Tyler B. will be a party promoter for night clubs.

Anatoly B. will be a professional soccer player.

Daniel K. will be a professional sports manager for soccer teams.

Donovan J. will be a mechanical engineer.

Feliks G. will be playing in the world cup.

Mark T. will be a magician.

Cristian R. will become a soldier in the army.

Uncle Trent will be a cop/waiter who models for fun.

Uncle Dennis will be a mechanical engineer.

Uncle Trevor will build the biggest fire ever for science.

Uncle Matanel will be a player for the Miami Dolphins.

Bunk 10 in 10 years

Lawrence- the next Steph Curry

Mike- Kadden Village Leader

Matt- owns a rice and horse farm

Lev- dancing with the stars

Zach- librarian

Aleko- CEO of GIECO

Jake- professional questioner

Eli- CEO of ramen

Aaron- next "Kid-N-Play"

Jarred- professional poker player

Uncle Nolan- the terminator

Uncle Jimbo- the next Chris Pratt

Uncle Toby- Uncle Jimbo's stunt double

This year on the Hill has been a strange one, this being my first year as

Village Leader. It has been full of ups and downs, but I believe overall it's

been full of laughter and fun.

To the young gentleman of the Hill, I want to wish you all the best of luck in

the upcoming school year. I hope you all work as hard as you can in order to

achieve your goals and life’s hopes and dreams.

Just remember this small phrase, 'do the small things great in Order to

achieve greater things'

I wish you all the best on behalf of me and all my counselors and thanks for

a great summer.

And as my predecessor used to say, life is good on the hill

See you all soon

Uncle Lyam

Bunk 13 wound not be bunk 13 if:

Victor- didn't clean as if he was a Beverly Hills house maid supporting his

10 children and wife.

Anthony- didn't pull out a new soccer move out of his fanny pack of tricks

every day.

Pj- didn't not have a new lady on his arm every day.

Gersom- was not the bunk ramen chef.

Allen R- was not always flicking his wrist.

Vaughn- was not a duct tape master.

Dan- wasn't as stealth as an Iguana

Nikita- didn't always have a whoopee-cushion on him

Allen M- calendar didn't consistently say Opposite Day

Luis- wasn't secretly Flash Gordon

Tyheem- didn't have Makhi's hand glued to his head

Dayon- didn't play his appropriate role as Uncle Diddy

Uncle Nir- wasn't ironically always far.

Uncle Austin- allowed shoes into his dojo.

Bunk 14 wouldn't be bunk 14 if:

Ryan- wasn't the biggest Jewish prince

Alex- wasn't hype about all activities in camp

Mikai- wasn't three times taller than Uncle Mark

Max- didn't say the most ridiculous quotes of all time

Dawson- wasn't always passed out on his bed

Daniel- wasn't always playing guitar

Shawn- didn't have his long skinny fumbling arms

Dylan- wasn't always jumping and pouncing about with so much energy

Brendan- wasn't always trying to cuddle with every other camper

John- wasn't a gentle giant of the land and sea

Leon- wasn't quiet as a fish

Doctor Dev- if he didn't live his days as if he was in the show Punked Uncle

Doran- didn't have the energy of a six year old hyped up on candy and

redbull

Uncle Mark- wasn't the exact opposite of everything Doctor Dev

Bunk 15 in 20 years

Max is still trying to finish that honor bunk plaque after painting it blue

5000 times.

Sam has started his own small business selling fans because at camp he

discovered he has a great fondness for them.

Phil has become a mailman because he loves his packages

Alex has probably already won his first Nobel prize by now and is running

for President after finding a solution to global warming

Maurice has just made it to flagpole

Spencer is enjoying his 30th year of retirement and has just witnessed the

birth of his first great grandchild, congratulations

Josh is unfortunately still unemployed because every job interview he insists

only saying Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah wait a minute. Wait a

minute.

John is a successful author after releasing his newest book "Life after

council boys" which is the first prize winning book to include charts and

graphs.

Nick, after an unsuccessful rap career, has decided to settle down with his

wife and 7 kids with hopes of one of them becoming more successful than

he ever could

Ethan is still living with his parents but slowly saving money by dealing hot

sauce to kids in his neighborhood

BUNK WAITERS in 7 years:

Nathan Horwitz will be doing stand-up comedy alongside Bradley Cooper

at the Keswick theatre.

Dennis Gerzon will become the spokesperson for Rocawear fragrances.

Kyle Valdez will become a spokesperson for AT&T until his job is taken

away by Uncle Lyam.

Joshua Gefter will become the lead trainer at Outback Steakhouse.

Aaron Plaksen will be a well off entrepreneur with his brother Joey

Avery Stein will be the lead balloonist of the most famous circus on earth

Sasha Rubinstein will move to Hershey,PA to pursue his love/obsession

with chocolate.

Jake Friedman and Hunter Friedman will both be casted for the show Big

Brother.

Nathan Zeyl will be the evening Activity Coordinator at camp, putting

Bubba and Spoon out of business.

Daniel Beaver will create his own line dance that will become the most

popular dance worldwide.

Stephen Galliani will become the most famous Nike model.

Uncle Seth Kardon will be the new host of the hit TV series “Man Vs

Food”.

Uncle Karim Garland will be a proprietor of Outback Steakhouse in

Jenkintown.

Admin Bunk Notes

Admin wouldn't be Admin if …

Uncle Tom O'Neill wasn't always thinking about chocolate and giving

people the one wave

Uncle Spoon wasn't always biking round camp

Uncle Bubba wasn't always shouting on the mic

Uncle Mike wasn't sauntering around

Aunt Andi wasn't always walking Bently

Aunt Charis wasn't always picking up packages and drawing the bunk

plaque

Uncle Adam wasn't always taking pictures

Uncle Jeremy wasn't always wearing pajama pants

Uncle Adam O'Connor wasn't always being called on the walkies

Aunt Ilisa didn't love tye dye

Uncle Tim wasn't always finding new stuff to do at the pool

Aunt Madi wasn't always dealing with a sunburnt nose

Aunt Jade wasn't always shuffling with her kids

Uncle Lyam wasn't always talking about British sports

Aunt Arianna wasn't the new archery specialist

Uncle Brian wasn't always on time

Aunt Courtney didn't always follow the rules

Uncle Zach wasn't shaving his head for Olympics