CRIMES

AGAINST HISTORY

& GENEALOGYLew Toulmin

2012

TODAY WE WILL COVER 7 TOPICS1. Fraud in Myanmar2. Destruction of the Royal Library at Alexandria3. Sherman’s March & Other Courthouse Fires4. Theft of a Courthouse5. Explosion at Dublin’s

Four Courts6. The Greatest Genealogical

Criminal of All7. Temptations of the Gods

(1) FRAUD IN

MYANMAR

BAGAN: 8th Wonder?

1

2

4

816 32

64 128

SUM = 255MAXIMUM

My tree = 230

WANTED

Sr. Gen. Than ShweHead of Burmese Military

False Imprisonment of a Nobel Peace Prize Winner Forced Falsification of Government Records

Crimes Against Genealogy

Corruption Drug Running

(2) DESTRUCTION OF THE ROYAL LIBRARY AT ALEXANDRIA

Ptolemy II & Wife/Older Sister Arsinoe

WANTED?

JULIUSCAESAR

ARSON, DESTRUCTION OF GOV’T RECORDS, GROSS NEGLIGENCE, CRIMES AGAINST GENEALOGY

PATRIARCHTHEOPHILUS

OF ALEXANDRIAGen. Amr bin

Al As

47 BCE 640 CE391 CE

CONVICTEDOF GROSS NEGLIGENCE

WANTED! DANGEROUS!

Emperor Julius Caesar

Last Seen: Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas, NV Call: 1-800-GET JULI

(3) Sherman’s March & Other

Courthouse Fires

WANTED

GeneralWilliam

TecumsehShermanUS Army

Ruins of Christian Co. KY CourthouseBuilt 1835, Burned Dec. 1864 by CSA

General Hylan B. Lyon, CSA

WANTEDfor

ARSON, DESTRUCTION OF GOVERNMENT PROPERTY,

CRIMES AGAINST GENEALOGYC

Pineville KY

Madison County TX 1967

Prince George Co.MD 2004

Harrison Co OH 1889

Santa Clara CA, 1931Botetourt Co. VA, 1970

Anniston, AL 1931

Mercer PA1866

Mercer PA ceiling collapse

(4) Theft of a Courthouse

Daphne, Alabama Baldwin County Courthouse

Built 1888Stolen 1901

Courthouse WasMoved 25 Miles NNE

Baldwin County AL

The Dastardly Thieves Struck at Night

The Crime Was Compounded by the Ugliness of the New Courthouse

WANTED! REWARD! By the Daphne Police Department. Dead or Alive! THE BALDWIN COUNTY COMMISSION GANG

Frank “Two Fingers” Robert “Jesse” Tucker “#&ker” Charles “Goober” Burke James Dorsey Gruber

FOR:•ON-GOING THEFT OF COURTHOUSE•FALSIFICATION OF GOV’T RECORDS•CRIMES AGAINST GENEALOGY•CAUSING LONG COMMUTES

(5) EXPLOSION AT THE FOUR COURTS

The Four Courts Building in Dublin is One of the Symbols of Ireland

WANTED

Rory O’Connor Terrorism, Arson, Conspiracy, Treason, Murder,

Explosives Detonation, Crimes Against Genealogy

Rory O’Connor: Captured, Shot without Trial

IRA Funeral for O’Connor

But the destruction of Ireland’s genealogy was never properly avenged

(6) The Biggest Criminal of All

Examples of Jaipu

The earliest forms of Jaipu go back to the Shang Dynasty (1520-1028 BCE)

The 20th Century was tough on mankind andtough on genealogy

The worst offender was China

WANTED

Mass Murder, Genocide, Conspiracy, Torture, Arson, Crimes Against Genealogy

Chairman Mao Tse Tung

(7) Temptations of the Gods

The Order of the Merovingian Dynasty drives genealogy

almost as far back as possible: 456 AD

The Society of Saints & Sinners now drives legit genealogy back to

St. Gregory of Armenia, 257—331 AD

From Merovee to Mark Anthony

From Mark Anthony to Chaos

Let’s Recap Your Genealogy

You

Charlemagne, King of the Franks, Holy Roman Emperor

Merovee, King of the Salic Franks

I, Claudius, Emperor of Rome

Mark Anthony (Rex Harrison)

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS

CHAOS

THANKS!

LewToulmin@aol.com

CRIMES AGAINST HISTORY & GENEALOGY Lew Toulmin 2012TODAY WE WILL COVER 7 TOPICS(1) FRAUD INBAGAN: 8th Wonder?PowerPoint PresentationWANTEDSlide 7Slide 8Slide 9CONVICTED OF GROSS NEGLIGENCE WANTED! DANGEROUS!(3) Sherman’s March & Other Courthouse FiresSlide 12Slide 13General Hylan B. Lyon, CSASlide 15Slide 16Slide 17(4) Theft of a CourthouseSlide 19Slide 20Slide 21Slide 22Slide 23Slide 24(5) EXPLOSION AT THE FOUR COURTSSlide 26Slide 27Slide 28Slide 29Slide 30Slide 31Slide 32Slide 33Slide 34(6) The Biggest Criminal of AllExamples of JaipuSlide 37Slide 38Slide 39(7) Temptations of the GodsThe Order of the Merovingian Dynasty drives genealogy almost as far back as possible: 456 ADThe Society of Saints & Sinners now drives legit genealogy back to St. Gregory of Armenia, 257—331 ADFrom Merovee to Mark AnthonyFrom Mark Anthony to ChaosLet’s Recap Your GenealogySlide 46