Dick Whittington & His Cat

Act 1MUSICQ1: OVERTURE/INTRO

Prologue(Fairyland)

As the lights come up on Fairyland, we are greeted to the sight of FAIRY BOWBELLS in her majestic glory.

FAIRY:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and welcome to Fairyland. Its so exciting, dont you think? Its magical, glittery and grand. In case you dont already know, my name is Fairy Bowbells, yes indeedMy job is to help tell this glorious tale and move it along with speed.In old London Town, theres a young boy named Dick WhittingtonHes searching the streets paved with goldHes a brave boy, courageous and very bold. But alas, our young Dick will have no luckThe streets arent paved with gold for thats just a mythIt does indeed suck, doesnt it, boys and girls? (Audience response)However, if our hero manages to end up In the right place at the right timeHe shall be alright and become Lord Mayor with the clocks chime. Now, I cant stand here all day, wittering on at youTheres far too much to be done.So off well go to London Town with the dawn and the rising sun.

The lights fade into London Town.

Scene One(London Town)

As the lights rise on London Town, we see the VILLAGERS and ALDERMAN FITZWARREN, who is looking very splendid. MUSICQ2: BRING ME SUNSHINE INTRO

MUSICQ2: BRING ME SUNSHINE INTRO

ALDERMAN:Roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to good old London Town where I, the one, the only, Alderman Fitzwarren am willing to grant the citizens of my humble town a fifty percent reduction in my store for one day and one day only. So pop on by Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store and see what delights await before your very eyes.

ALICE FITZWARREN enters. ALICE:Father, youre looking very jovial today. I havent seen you this happy since that wicked King Rat vanished from the land.ALDERMAN:Life is becoming perfect once more, my dear. I have my dream job, my own store and a beautiful daughter. What more could I wish for?MUSICQ3: BRING ME SUNSHINE

MUSICQ3: BRING ME SUNSHINE

ALDERMAN:BRING ME SUNSHINE IN YOUR SMILEBRING ME LAUGHTER ALL THE WHILE,IN THIS WORLD WHERE WE LIVE THERE SHOULD BE MORE HAPPINESSSO MUCH JOY YOU CAN GIVE TO EACH BRAND NEW BRIGHT TOMORROW.

ALL:MAKE ME HAPPY THROUGH THE YEARS,NEVER BRING ME ANY TEARSLET YOUR ARMS BE AS WARM AS THE SUN FROM UP ABOVEBRING ME FUN, BRING ME SUNSHINE, BRING ME LOVE.

BRING ME SUNSHINE IN YOUR EYESBRING ME RAINBOWS FROM THE SKIESLIFES TOO SHORT TO BE SPENT HAVING ANYTHING BUT FUNWE CAN BE SO CONTENT IF WE GATHER LITTLE SUNBEAMS.

BE LIGHT-HEARTED ALL DAY LONG,KEEP ON SINGING HAPPY SONGSLET YOUR ARMS BE AS WARM AS THE SUN FROM UP ABOVEBRING ME FUN, BRING ME SUNSHINE, BRING ME LOVEBRING ME FUN, BRING ME SUNSHINE, BRING ME LOVE!

After the merry dance, the VILLAGERS return to their business and ALDERMAN and ALICE continue.

ALDERMAN:Wholl be first to step into Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store?ALICE:I will father.ALDERMAN:My dear, you already live there. ALICE:Oh, well, Im sure we can find somebody wholl come and look at a nice bargain. ALDERMAN:I wonder whoMUSICQ4: DAME SARAH SPONGES ENTRANCE

MUSICQ4: DAME SARAH SPONGES ENTRANCE

SARAH enters in spectacular dame fashion, in an extremely overlarge frock.

DAME:Hello mums and dads, boys and girls. (Audience response) Come on, Im sure you all can do much better than that. Hello mums and dads, boys and girls. (Audience response) I tell you what, lets shake it up a bit. Hello boys and girls. (Audience response) Fantastic, right up there with the best of them. Now for the grown-ups. Hello mums and dads. (Audience response) Oh dear, you are sounding very repressed tonight. But never mind, onwards and upwards. My name is Sarah Sponge, middle name: Victoria! I work in Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store baking all the delicious treats youll find there. Im the Mary Berry of panto-land! ALDERMAN:Ive sampled many of her delights.DAME:Of course you have, you cheeky thing!ALDERMAN:Now Alice, could you please go and fetch me my accounts?ALICE:Yes father, certainly. (She exits)ALDERMAN:Now Sarah, we need to have serious words.DAME:Oh lord.ALDERMAN:Its about Jack. I feel lately that hes starting to become complacent.DAME:Well the clue is in the name Alderman.ALDERMAN:What do you mean?DAME:He is called Idle Jack, sir. Idle. Idle Jack.

IDLE JACK bounds on thinking hes been called.

IDLE JACK:Who called for me?DAME:Nobody dear. We were talking about you instead.IDLE JACK:Oh thats really nice isnt it? Talking about somebody behind their back. I have feelings, you know.DAME:Ooo, feelings for me?IDLE JACK:Sorry to disappoint you Sarah but not those type of feelings.DAME:Rejected!ALDERMAN:If we could get back down to business. Jack, whats going on lately? Hardly any of the store jobs are getting done. IDLE JACK:Well, you see, the thing is Im always so tired.ALDERMAN:You do realise that if you dont buck up your ideas, youll be out.IDLE JACK:I understand Alderman. Ill try my best.ALDERMAN:Very well my boy. I best be off and see whats taking Alice so long with my accounts. (He exits) IDLE JACK:Sarah, theres something Ive been meaning to tell you.DAME:Righto.IDLE JACK:Well, Ive been wondering whether I should get myself a new job.DAME:Righto.IDLE JACK:So I was thinking I might put in an application for Tesco.DAME:Righto.IDLE JACK:Sarah, why do you keep saying righto? DAME:Because youre stood on my right toe.IDLE JACK:Oh, sorry Sarah.DAME:You will be if youre not careful. Now, have you done your chores?IDLE JACK:What chores?DAME:Oh deary me. Jack, you were supposed to hoover the store as well as ensuring that the bins are put out. Its collection day.IDLE JACK:Well, do you want the true answer or the false answer?DAME:(To audience) He really is silly at times. (To Jack) I want the false answer.IDLE JACK:Really?DAME:No you fool! Of course I want the truth. IDLE JACK:Well, I just couldnt really be bothered.DAME:Its a good job your names Idle.

DICK WHITTINGTON enters.

DAME:Oh look, a newcomer to the town! (Approaches DICK) Hello there handsome. DICK:Oh hello. Im Dick.DAME:Youre a what?DICK:No, my dear lady, my name is Dick Whittington and Ive come to London as Ive heard the streets are paved with gold. Ive come to get my fortune.DAME:Im sorry, my lad, but the streets arent paved with gold. Its just a wise old tale. DICK:So Ive come all this way for nothing?DAME:Im afraid so.

The CAT enters, skulking around followed by ALDERMAN and ALICE. ALDERMAN is chasing the cat.

ALDERMAN:Whats this cat doing here? Get away, vermin!ALICE:Father, its only a cat. Its not vermin. More like the rats!ALDERMAN:Ah but I still dont like it sniffing around my store. It could do any manner of things. DAME:All youve got to do is treat it kindly and itll treat you kindly back.ALDERMAN:Whos this boy whos just strolled in?DICK:Im Dick Whittington. Nice to meet you sir. ALDERMAN:Very good my boy. Now, does anybody know what can be done about this cat?IDLE JACK:Maybe its lost and cant find its way home. It makes me feel ever so sad. DAME:Pull yourself together.ALICE:I reckon we need to find out who the cat is. DICK:(Approaching the cat) Hello.CAT:Meow.DAME:Whats that supposed to mean? I dont speak Cat-anese.DICK:Whats your name?CAT:Meow. Meow.DICK:Barry?CAT:Meow. Meow. DAME:Mildred?CAT:Meow. Meow.IDLE JACK:Spartacus?CAT:Meow. Meow.ALDERMAN:Polly?CAT:Meow. Meow.ALICE:Its a name similar to Polly. Shake the head for male, nod for female.CAT:(Shakes his head)ALICE:A male cat. How about Terry?CAT:Meow. Meow.ALDERMAN:Were getting closer.DICK:Tommy?CAT:Meow. Meow. DICK:His names Tommy. Tommy the cat. DAME:Well, we got there in the end! DICK:And I think Tommys lost. Look at him! Very thin and frail. CAT:Meow. Meow.DICK:There must be something we can do.IDLE JACK:Why dont we feed Tommy up inside and then we can send him on his way?DAME:An excellent idea. Ill give you that one Jack. Top form!ALDERMAN:Whats news with you Dick? What lies ahead for you? DICK:I cant head home now. Ive come so far. I guess Ill have to find somewhere to stay for tonight. I best head off before it gets dark. ALICE:Wait! Im sure Dick can stay with us here at the store? What do you say, father?ALDERMAN:Ill think about it.ALICE:Oh please father. Go on. It cant do any harm, surely?ALDERMAN:Very well. Dick, you may stay at the store however youll have to find a place to rest your head. On one of the counters or something. Also, Im looking for an apprentice. I think youd be perfect for the job, Dick.DICK:Are you sure Alderman?ALDERMAN:Indeed else I wouldnt have suggested it.DICK:Very well, Ill take it!

Theres a flash and KING RAT appears surrounded by his villainous rat gang.

KING RAT:Bow and grovel, bow and grovel. I said bow and grovel! DAME:Excuse me, King Rat, I thought youd disappeared from the land. Or should I say, banished. KING RAT:Did you really think youd keep me away for this long? Your simple feeble minds arent a match for I, King Rat, am the greatest of them all.DICK:Whos King Rat?ALDERMAN:The most evil rat this side of London. Always threatening to devour the inhabitants of the town as well as ensuring that both him and his rat gang overthrow London Town and take control of the population.KING RAT:And how easy it shall be. Not before very long, I shall take control and become Lord Mayor of London and all peasants will be in my power. DAME:Id rather die than be under your control King Rat.ALICE:Youre a wicked rat who deserves punishment for the terrible things youve put upon our land.KING RAT:Oh boo hoo! Whilst you think, by shouting at me, that youll get your own way, I can safely say you wont, not while Im around.DICK:Then well just have to get rid of you wont we? One way or another.KING RAT:Is that a threat, young boy? If youre feeling so brave as to take me on then tell me your name. DICK:Im Dick Whittington. I came to London to seek my fortune. Id heard the streets were paved with gold but found that to be untrue. However, Im going to be sticking around for a little while longer and I shant let you terrorise these poor people. KING RAT:Oh yeah? And who exactly is going to defeat us?DICK:Tommy! Chase after them. MUSICQ5: RAT CHASE

MUSICQ5: RAT CHASE

There is a rat chase as TOMMY chases KING RAT and his gang. The others watch in amazement at the scene unfolding before them.

KING RAT:Quick, my lovely rats, scarper!

KING RAT and his rat gang disappear rather quickly. TOMMY bounces back onto stage with a hearty meow.

DICK:Well done Tommy. DAME:Youve certainly done us proud.ALDERMAN:What an extraordinary cat to chase off all those nasty creatures! Tommy can definitely say with us here at the store for as long as he needs to. Now I best be heading off, theres lots to be done today to ensure all goes swell. Tommy, if you follow me I can give you a good feed. Tata my peeps!

ALDERMAN exits followed by TOMMY bounding along behind him.

DAME:Well I guess I should make a start with some baking.ALICE:Oh Sarah, what are you going to be baking today?DAME:My original Victoria Sponge, my dear. After all, Im named after it. I should have known Id grow to be a lover of cakes.IDLE JACK:And I can tell you enjoy eating them as well.DAME:You watch it, Jack. Youre going the right way for a smacked bottom. As for that remark, you can come and be my assistant for the day. Right, Ill see you all later.

SARAH and JACK exit leaving DICK and ALICE by themselves.

ALICE:So, Dick, how are you finding London?DICK:Its not a bad place. Not bad at all. However, if Im being honest, I was hoping for it to be a bit more exciting. ALICE:Dont worry Dick. With Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store opening today, Im sure London is going to be bustling with both people and activities. There was something I wanted to tell you as a matter of fact. DICK:Certainly Alice. ALICE:I dont know its like theres this strange connection between us as if weve known each other all our lives, but we cant have done for weve only just met. I felt it when I first laid eyes on you.DICK:Thats weird Alice. Ive got the same feeling. ALICE:I think this could be the start of something very special.

MUSICQ: SOMETHING I NEED

DICK:I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHTABOUT HOW WE ONLY GET ONE LIFEWOKE ME UP RIGHT AFTER TWOSTAYED AWAKE AND STARED AT YOUSO I WOULDN'T LOSE MY MINDAND I HAD THE WEEK THAT CAME FROM HELLAND YES I KNOW THAT YOU COULD TELLBUT YOU'RE LIKE THE NET UNDER THE LEDGEWHEN I GO FLYING OFF THE EDGEYOU GO FLYING OFF AS WELL

AND IF YOU ONLY DIE ONCE I WANNA DIE WITHYOU GOT SOMETHING I NEEDIN THIS WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE THERE'S ONE KILLING MEAND IF WE ONLY DIE ONCE, (HEY)I WANNA DIE WITH YOU (YOU, YOU, YOU)YOU GOT SOMETHING I NEEDIN THIS WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE THERE'S ONE KILLING MEAND IF WE ONLY DIE ONCE, (HEY)I WANNA DIE WITH YOU (YOU, YOU)

ALICE:LAST NIGHT I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH, YEAHCALL IT OUR TEMPORARY CRUTCH, HEYWITH BROKEN WORDS I'VE TRIED TO SAYHONEY DON'T YOU BE AFRAIDIF WE GOT NOTHING WE GOT US (YEAH)

AND IF YOU ONLY DIE ONCE I WANNA DIE WITHYOU GOT SOMETHING I NEEDIN THIS WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE THERE'S ONE KILLING MEAND IF WE ONLY DIE ONCE, (HEY)I WANNA DIE WITH YOU (YOU, YOU, YOU)YOU GOT SOMETHING I NEEDIN THIS WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE THERE'S ONE KILLING MEAND IF WE ONLY DIE ONCE, (HEY)I WANNA DIE WITH YOU (YOU, YOU, YOU)

BOTH:AND IF WE ONLY DIE ONCE, (HEY)I WANNA DIE WITH YOU!

The lights fade down on DICK and ALICE as they share a loving hug.

Scene Two(King Rats Dungeon)

As the lights rise on King Rats Dungeon, it is repulsive and full of horrid objects. It is very dark and dim. KING RAT comes into view sat in his royal throne.

MUSICQ7: TRANSITION INTO KING RATS DUNGEON

KING RAT:(Singing) LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT, LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHTHAVING A WONDERFUL TIME (Noticing the audience) Oh its you lot! Who gave you permission to fix your eyes upon my dungeon? Still, it is lovely, wouldnt you agree? (Audience response) Oh yes it is. (Audience response, to and fro) Its strange, when you think about it, how as rightful ruler of London, I am despicably treated. Does nobody ever care about how my rats and I have had to live for centuries? Its all the humans. Those poor, poor humans with their feeble ways and humble opinions always trying to get the sympathy vote. But nobody ever takes a moment to think about us rats, especially I, King Rat. My life has been one full of misery and despair. And yet nobody bats an eyelid or cares to listen to me. Still, I must remain strong and keep pushing through the hard times, like this

MUSICQ8: LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT

KING RAT:I'M SO HAPPY!AHA! HAPPY GO LUCKY ME!I JUST GO MY WAY, LIVING EVERYDAY!

I DON'T WORRY!WORRYING DON'T AGREE,THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU,NEVER BOTHER ME!

THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU,NEVER BOTHER MEI FEEL HAPPY AND FINE!AHA!LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHTHAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

HAVEN'T GOT A LOT,I DON'T NEED A LOTCOFFEE'S ONLY A DIMELIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT,HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

JUST TAKE IT FROM ME,I'M JUST AS FREE AS ANY DAUGHTER.I DO WHAT I LIKE,JUST WHAT I LIKE,AND HOW I LOVE IT!

I'M RIGHT HERE TO STAYWHEN I'M OLD AND GRAY,I'LL BE RIGHT IN MY PRIME!LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT,HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!JUST TAKE IT FROM ME,I'M JUST AS FREE AS ANY DAUGHTER.I DO WHAT I LIKE,JUST WHAT I LIKE,AND HOW I LOVE IT!

I'M RIGHT HERE TO STAY,WHEN I'M OLD AND GRAY,I'LL BE RIGHT IN MY PRIME,LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT,HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

It is wonderful being a rat! Now, we must get down to the matter at hand. That young Dick took a step too far trying to get one over on me. Therefore he shall have to go and I have just the plan. When theyre all sleeping in that puny little store of theirs, I shall stumble my way in, steal the Aldermans petty cash and flee the scene before anybody finds out who the culprit is. When Dick wakes, theyll all think its he who has stolen the money. Oh, this is too perfect and theres not a moment to lose. I must make haste and before very long, those suffering fools will be throwing Dick out on his ear, the unfortunate boy. Hell be heartbroken. But life goes on, doesnt it and one day soon I shall rule London Town.

Blackout.

Scene Three(Inside Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store)

The lights rise up on Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store. The stage is separated into two parts for this scene: one half is the main body of the store, the other half is the kitchen. To begin with, ALDERMAN FITZWARREN and ALICE are situated in the main body of the store.

ALDERMAN:Bargains galore. Such wonders to behold! Why, my dear, Ive just sold a rather fine looking pearl necklace for just 10.99.ALICE:Thats awfully cheap, isnt it father?ALDERMAN:Nonsense my dear. When youve been in business as long as I have, you really understand how to pull off a bargain. After all, the customer is always right.ALICE:Except for when they rip you off father. You do realise that by giving the customer exactly want they want, youre gaining very little money.ALDERMAN:Oh bother, I have been a bit of a fool.

DAME:Time to get a move on with my spiffing Victoria Sponge. Now, Jack, you do everything I say and nothing will go wrong. Understood?IDLE JACK:Completely understood, maam.DAME:Dear Jack, why are you calling me maam?IDLE JACK:Well its like being back at school isnt it? I always loved cooking class. DAME:Very well, you may call me whatever you like as long as you dont call me late for dinner. Now, Jack, can you pass me the flour?

JACK produces DAME with a flower, not flour.

DAME:What am I supposed to do with that, silly boy? The self-raising flour is what Im after.IDLE JACK:Oh right, that type of flour.

JACK passes her the flour which she measures and puts into the bowl.

DAME:Next Im going to need four eggs. Bring them over here for me and separate them.

JACK brings them over and separates them into two eggs on one side of the table and the other two on the opposite side.

DAME:No Jack. Separate them into the bowl!IDLE JACK:Oh right! Im not a total fool.DAME:Not a total one, no.

ALDERMAN:The futures looking bright!

MUSICQ: BARGAINS TO BE HAD (TUNE: KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN)

BARGAINS TO BE HAD, BARGAINS TO BE HADSTEP RIGHT UP AND TAKE A LOOKJUST LIKE THIS AMAZING BOOKIF I CATCH YOU STEALING ILL SAW YOUR NOSE RIGHT OFFHANDS IN YOUR POCKETS, FINGERS IN THE SOCKETSBARGAINS TO BE HAD!

COOKIES, COOKIES BY THE SCORETHEY ARE REALLY LUSH, THE OPPOSITE OF MUSHFOR JUST ONE POUND TWENTY THREEDELICIOUS TREATS FOR YOU AND ME!

BARGAINS TO BE HAD, BARGAINS TO BE HADSTEP RIGHT UP AND TAKE A LOOKJUST LIKE THIS AMAZING BOOKIF I CATCH YOU STEALING ILL SAW YOUR NOSE RIGHT OFFHANDS IN YOUR POCKETS, FINGERS IN THE SOCKETSBARGAINS TO BE HAD!

COOKIES, COOKIES BY THE SCORETHEY ARE REALLY LUSH, THE OPPOSITE TO MUSHFOR JUST ONE POUND TWENTY THREEDELICIOUS TREATS FOR YOU AND ME!

BARGAINS TO BE HAD, BARGAINS TO BE HADSTEP RIGHT UP AND TAKE A LOOKJUST LIKE THIS AMAZING BOOKIF I CATCH YOU STEALING, ILL SAW YOUR NOSE RIGHT OFFHANDS IN YOUR POCKETS, FINGERS IN THE SOCKETSBARGAINS TO BE HADHANDS IN YOUR POCKETS, FINGERS IN THE SOCKETSBARGAINS TO BE HAD!

Blackout.

Scene Four(Fairyland)

Scene Five(Inside Fitzwarrens Fantasy Store)

Scene Six(King Rats Dungeon)

Scene Seven(On the Docks of London)

Act 2

Scene One(Aboard the Ship)

MUSICQ: 9 TO 5

TUMBLE OUTTA BEDAND I STUMBLE TO THE KITCHENPOUR MYSELF A CUP OF AMBITIONAND YAWN AND STRETCHAND TRY TO COME TO LIFEJUMP IN THE SHOWERAND THE BLOOD STARTS PUMPIN'OUT ON THE STREETTHE TRAFFIC STARTS JUMPIN'THE FOLKS LIKE ME ON THE JOB FROM 9 TO 5

WORKIN' 9 TO 5,WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'BARELY GETTIN' BYIT'S ALL TAKIN' AND NO GIVIN'THEY JUST USE YOUR MINDAND THEY NEVER GIVE YOU CREDITIT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU CRAZYIF YOU LET IT9 TO 5, FOR SERVICE AND DEVOTIONYOU WOULD THINK THAT IWOULD DESERVE A FAT PROMOTIONWANT TO MOVE AHEADBUT THE BOSS WON'T SEEM TO LET MEI SWEAR SOMETIMES THAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME

THEY LET YOU DREAMJUST TO WATCH 'EM SHATTERYOU'RE JUST A STEPON THE BOSS-MAN'S LADDERBUT YOU GOT DREAMSHE'LL NEVER TAKE AWAYYOU'RE IN THE SAME BOATWITH A LOTTA YOUR FRIENDSWAITIN' FOR THE DAY YOUR SHIP'LL COME IN'N' THE TIDE'S GONNA TURNAND IT'S ALL GONNA ROLL YOUR WAY

WORKIN' 9 TO 5WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'BARELY GETTIN' BYIT'S ALL TAKIN' AND NO GIVIN'THEY JUST USE YOUR MINDAND YOU NEVER GET THE CREDITIT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU CRAZYIF YOU LET IT9 TO 5, YEAHTHEY GOT YOU WHERE THEY WANT YOUTHERE'S A BETTER LIFEAND YOU THINK ABOUT IT, DON'T YOUIT'S A RICH MAN'S GAMENO MATTER WHAT THEY CALL ITAND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFEPUTTIN' MONEY IN HIS WALLET

9 TO 5, WHOAWHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'BARELY GETTIN' BYIT'S ALL TAKIN' AND NO GIVIN'THEY JUST USE YOUR MINDAND THEY NEVER GIVE YOU CREDITIT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU CRAZYIF YOU LET IT9 TO 5!

Scene Two(In the Depths of the Ocean)

We are transported into an underwater, magical world full of mystical sea-creatures such as mermaids and crabs, very reminiscent of The Little Mermaid.

MUSICQ22: UNDER THE SEA

ALL:THE SEAWEED IS ALWAYS GREENER IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S LAKEYOU DREAM ABOUT GOING UP THEREBUT THAT IS A BIG MISTAKEJUST LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND YOURIGHT HERE ON THE OCEAN FLOORSUCH WONDERFUL THINGS SOROUND YOUWHAT MORE IS YOU LOOKIN' FOR?

UNDER THE SEAUNDER THE SEADARLING ITS BETTERDOWN WHERE IT'S WETTERTAKE IT FROM MEUP ON THE SHORE THEY WORK ALL DAY OUT IN THE SUN THEY SLAVE AWAYWHILE WE DEVOTIN'FULL TIME TO FLOATIN'UNDER THE SEA

DOWN HERE ALL THE FISH IS HAPPYAS OFF THROUGH THE WAVES THEY ROLLTHE FISH ON THE LAND AIN'T HAPPYTHEY SAD CAUSE THEY IN THERE BOWLBUT THE FISH IN BOWL IS LUCKY THEY IN FOR A WORSER FATEONE DAY WHEN THE BOSS GET HUNGRYGUESS WHO'S GON' BE ON THE PLATE

UNDER THE SEAUNDER THE SEANO BODY BEAT USFRY US AND EAT US IN FRICASSEEWE WHAT THE LAND FOLKS LOVES TO COOKUNDER THE SEA WE OFF THE HOOKWE GOT NO TROUBLESLIFE IS THE BUBLES

UNDER THE SEAUNDER THE SEASINCE LIFE IS SWEET HEREWE GOT THE BEAT HERE NATURALLYEVEN THE STURGEON AN' THE RAYTHEY GET THE URGE 'N' START TO PLAYWE GOT THE SPIRIT YOU GOT TO HERE ITUNDER THE SEA

THE NEWT PLAY THE FLUTETHE CARP PLAY THE HARPTHE PLAICE PLAY THE BASSAND THEY SOUNDIN' SHARPTHE BASS PLAY THE BRASSTHE CHUB PLAY THE TUBTHE FLUKE PLAY THE DUKE OF SOULTHE RAY HE CAN PLAYTHE LINGS ON THE STRINGSTHE TROUT ROCKIN' OUTTHE BLACKFISH SHE SINGSTHE SMLT AND THE SPRATTHEY KNOW WHERE IT'S ATAN' OH THAT BLOWFISH BLOW

UNDER THE SEA UNDER THE SEAWHEN THE SARDINEBEGIN THE BEGUINEIT'S MUSIC TO MEWHAT DO THEY GOT? A LOT OF SANDWE GOT A HOT CRUSTACEAN BANDEACH LITTLE CLAM HEREKNOW HOW TO JAM HEREUNDER THE SEAEACH LITTLE SLUG HERECUTTIN' A RUG HEREUNDER THE SEAEACH LITTLE SNAIL HEREKNOW HOW TO WAIL HERETHAT'S WHY IT'S HOTTERUNDER THE WATERYA WE THE LUCK HEREDOWN IN THE MUCK HEREUNDER THE SEA

MUSICQ: ROAD TO MOROCCO (Bing Crosby)

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