“Here’s To The Crazy Ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy

enough to think they can change the world—are the ones who do.”

Crazy Beans Greenport 2 Front Street • Greenport, NY 11944 • (631) 333-2436

WWW.CRAZYBEANSRESTAURANT.COM • FACEBOOK.COM/CRAZYBEANSGREENPORT • CRAZYBEANSINC@GMAIL.COMvisit our other locations at:

Crazy Beans Stony Brook: 97A Main Street, Stony Brook, NY 11790 • (631) 675-6964

Crazy Beans Miller Place: 159-14 Route 25A, Miller Place, NY 11764 • (631) 403-4954

Summer Specials  Crazy Beans Hungry Man

2 Eggs Any Style, Bacon, Sausage, Ham, American, Home fries, & Crazy Beans sauce on a Rustic Roll *pictured with Tim in the menu* 10.95

Mexican Breakfast Bowl Sunny Side Up Egg, Cheddar-Jack, Avocado, Rice, Black Bean Salsa, & Corn Fritters 12.95

French Toast Special Graham Cracker Crusted French Toast topped with Bananas, Peanut Butter, & Nutella 12.95

Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Our classic triple Cheese Mac & Cheese topped with slow roasted Pulled Pork & BBQ sauce 12.95

Summer Chicken Salad Chicken Salad with Bacon, Cheddar, Lettuce, BBQ sauce & Ranch in a Whole Wheat Wrap 10.95

 

Tim’s Lobster Fest 2019  Lobster Hash & Eggs

2 Eggs any style served on our Homemade Lobster Hash made with Roasted Red Peppers, Bacon, & Shredded Potatoes, served with choice of toast 16.95

Lobster Bisque 7.95 MAKE IT LOADED: topped with fresh Lobster meat 12.9 5

Lobster Roll & Fries Homemade Lobster Salad on a Roll with French Fries, Coleslaw, & a Pickle 22.95

Lobster Burger 8 oz Short Rib Special Blend Burger topped with Smoked Gouda, Lobster Salad, & Truffle Oil 22.95

Lobster Grilled Cheese Homemade Lobster Salad, American, Cheddar, Bacon, Tomato, & Russian on Sourdough 15.95

Truffle Lobster Mac & Cheese Our classic triple Cheese Mac & Cheese topped with fresh Lobster, toasted Breadcrumbs,

& Truffle Oil from our neighbors next door @ Vines & Branches 15.95  

Fishy Business  Summer Shrimp Wrap

Grilled Shrimp, Fried Avocado, Cheddar-Jack, Tomato, Lettuce, Chipotle in a Whole Wheat Wrap 12.95 Crab & Corn Chowder

7.95 MAKE IT LOADED : topped with a homemade Crab Cake & melted Mozzarella 12.95

Fish & Chips Beer Battered Cod served with French Fries, Tartar sauce, Coleslaw, and a Pickle 14.95

Fried Fish Sandwich Beer Battered Cod with Bacon, American, Coleslaw, & Russian on a pressed Rustic Roll 12.95

Shrimp Smokeout Burrito Grilled Shrimp, Spanish Rice, Black Bean Salsa, Smoked Gouda, Avocado, & Chipotle sauce 12.95

Cocktail Specials Mimosa

Prosecco & OJ 8 Make it a Double! 12

Loaded with Triple sec 10 Manmosa

Harbor Ale & OJ 8 Hawaiian Mimosa

Prosecco, Rum, Pineapple Juice 9 Cajun Bloody Mary

Our Spicy Homemade Mix & Vodka with a Cajun Spice rim & fixings 8

Breakfast Sangria Prosecco, White Wine, Cranberry &

Orange Juice, & Triple sec 10

Pirate Rum Punch Light & Dark Rum, Pineapple, Cranberry,

& Orange Juice 10 Spiked Arnold Palmer

Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka & Lemonade 8 Irish Iced Coffee

Whiskey, Irish Cream, & Coffee over ice, topped with Whipped Cream 9

Frozen Mudslide Kahlua, Vodka, Irish Cream, & Chocolate Syrup

blended with ice 10 Rose Spritzer

Rose & Prosecco 8

 

 

Greenport  

Harbor Beer Wine   

Summer Ale, Harbor Ale, Rose, Prosecco, Chardonnay or Otherside IPA 7 8

Flavored Latte Specials 

Hot, Iced, or Blended 4.95

Drop It Like It’s Hot . Amaretto & Dark Chocolate

Call Me Maybe Toffee Nut & Vanilla

Hot In Here Dark Chocolate & Strawberry

Reese’s Cup. Chocolate & Peanut Butter

School’s Out! . Caramel & Hazelnut

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini .

Salted Caramel & Coconut Surfin’ U S A .

Blueberry, Strawberry, & Vanilla Toasted Marshmallow

*tips are greatly appreciated but must be cash only pretty please & thank you*

Breakfast!Fully Loaded Homies 7.95home fries, cheddar cheese, american cheese, bacon, topped with sour cream

Organic Oatmeal 7.95served with brown sugar, add berries $2.00, add granola $2.00

Greek Yogurt Parfait 9.95vanilla greek yogurt layered with berries & organic granola

Egg world!add home fries $2.95 or fruit for $3.95, egg whites add $2.00substitute a gluten-free wrap for $2.00

Egg Sandwich*on your choice of roll or toast 4.95eggs & cheese $5.95 eggs, cheese, & meat $7.95

Huevos Locos Burrito* 8.953 eggs over easy, bacon, & cheddar cheese in a flour tortillawith Crazy Beans Sauce (our secret sauce with a kick!)

Avocado Breakfast Wrap* 11.952 eggs over easy, fried avocado, bacon, tomato, & chipotle sauce served in a flour tortilla

Neato Burrito* 8.952 eggs over easy, sautéed mushrooms and onions, home fries, & american cheese in a flour tortilla

Egg White 7 Grain Baguette 10.95egg whites, tomato, spinach, & avocado on a multigrain baguette

Eggs Your Way* 7.952 eggs any style, home fries, buttered toastadd bacon, ham, or sausage $1.95, add chicken-apple sausage $3.50

Crab Cake Eggs Benedict* 14.95open faced english muffin topped with sausage, two lump crab cakes, over easy eggs, & covered with a cheesy mornay sauce

Corned Beef Old Fashioned* 11.952 eggs any style, homemade corned beef hash, & buttered toast

Egg Quesadilla 10.95scrambled eggs, sautéed mushrooms, onions, spinach, cheddar, & cajun sauce in a flour tortilla

Cheesy Biscuits* 10.95cheddar-jack cheese melted on an open faced biscuit, topped with2 eggs any style & smothered in a cheesy sausage sauce

Omelets! served with buttered toastchoice of: sourdough, multigrain, or marble ryeadd home fries for $2.95 or fruit for $3.95

Make Your Own Omelet! choose 3: 10.95bacon, sausage, ham, turkey, tomato, spinach, avocado, onion, mushrooms, broccoli, roasted red peppers, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, american, feta, gorgonzola, gouda, mozzarella, brie add $2.00 for egg whites; Add $.75 for each extra item

Morning Meltdown Omelet 13.95egg whites, turkey, baby spinach, cheddar, topped with avocado,crazy beans sauce served on the side

Farmers Market Omelet 11.95bacon, mushrooms, onions, peppers, tomato, american cheese

Chicken-Apple Sausage Omelet 11.95spinach, sautéed onions, smoked gouda, topped with a chicken-apple sausage

Bikini Body Special 12.95scrambled egg whites with avocado, fruit, & multigrain toast

Avocado Toast* 9.95avocado on 2 slices of multigrain toastadd 1 egg any style $2.00, add feta $2.00, add tomatoes $1.00

Flipp’n Flattop!all served with powdered sugar & whipped cream on the sidepure maple syrup add $2.00gluten-free pancakes add $2.00, sugar-free syrup is available

French Toast berries & cinnamon cream 11.95

Waffle berries & cinnamon cream 11.95

Cinnamon Swirl French Toast 11.95

Cannoli Stuffed French Toast 11.95topped with chocolate chips and a cannoli

Plain Pancakes 8.95 chocolate chip, cookie dough, cookies & cream,banana/walnut, blueberry/pecan, mixed berry,banana/chocolate chip/peanut butter $10.95

Pancake Quesadilla 14.95scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, & cheddar cheeseserved between two pancakes with vermont maple syrup

Chicken & Waffles* 14.95fried chicken tenders & a waffle, served with pure maple syrupadd an egg any style $2.00

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. These items will be cooked to your liking.

*tips are greatly appreciated but must be cash only pretty please & thank you*

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. these items will be cooked to your liking.

Sides!Home Fries 2.95 Toast (2 Slices) 2.95 Fresh Fruit 3.95

French Fries 4.95 Waffle Fries 5.95 Sweet Potato Tots 5.95

Bacon 3.50 Ham 3.50 Sausage 3.50

2 Eggs* 4.00 1 Egg* 2.00 Coleslaw 2.95

Chicken-Apple Sausage 3.50 Corned Beef Hash 5.95

*paper straws will be given out by request only*

Burgers!all burgers are 8oz and made with our special short rib blendsubstitute waffle fries or sweet potato tots $2.00served with a pickle on the side

Burger Basket* 10.95 8oz short rib special blend burger with lettuce, tomato, & onion served with french fries add cheese $1.00, add bacon $1.95, add beer cheese sauce $2.00

Brunch Burger* 12.95 burger with cheddar & bacon topped with an over easy egg on an english muffin, served with home fries

Juicy Lucy* 14.95 burger stuffed with american, topped with bacon, fried pickles, & beer cheese sauce, served with french fries

Southwest Burger* 14.95 burger topped with fried avocado, pepper jack, bacon, black bean salsa & chipotle mayo, served with french fries

don’t forget to check out our

seasonal food, latte, & cocktail specials on

your table!

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy. Thank you!

Lunch Time!served with a pickle, gluten-free wrap add $2.00

Wraps: served on a whole wheat wrap Ranch Pesto Wrap 9.95basil marinated grilled chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheddar, bacon, red pepper pesto, ranch

Veggie Wrap 9.95 baby spinach, tomato, avocado, onion, cheddar jack cheese, chick pea salad, red pepper pesto

Turkey Wrap 9.95 sliced turkey, pepper jack, avocado, bacon, lettuce, onion, & chipotle mayo

Chicken Caesar Wrap 9.95chicken fingers, bacon, lettuce, caesar dressing,parmesan & mozzarella cheese

Sandwiches: BLT Avocado with herb mayo on multigrain 9.95

The Hercules 10.95 basil marinated grilled chicken, bacon, brie, lettuce, avocado, herb mayo, honey mustard, toasted multigrain

The Crazy Reuben 10.95corned beef, turkey, coleslaw, swiss, russian, grilled marble rye

The Crazy Cuban 10.95roast pork carnitas, smoked ham, fried pickles, swiss cheese, & deli mustard pressed on rustic sourdough

Gouda Apple Grilled Cheese 9.95 smoked gouda, green apple, bacon, honey mustard, multigrain

Crabby Melt 13.95two jumbo crab cakes, avocado, tomato, coleslaw, smoked gouda, & cajun mayo on a roll

Pulled Pork Panini 10.95pulled pork, pepper jack cheese, fried pickles, coleslaw, cajun sauce, grilled sourdough

The Bootlegger 9.95fried chicken tenders, american cheese, bacon, & russian on a rollsub grilled chicken add $1.00

Turkey Club 9.95turkey, american, bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo on sourdough

Munchies!Mac & Cheese add bacon $1 8.95

Loaded Waffle Fries 7.95 cheddar jack, bacon, served with ranch on the side

BBQ Chicken Quesadilla 10.95basil marinated grilled chicken, cheddar, bacon, ranch, & bbq sauce served in a flour tortilla

Veggie Quesadilla 10.95spinach, onions, peppers, mushrooms, cheddar, & cajun sauce served in a flour tortilla

The Smoke Out Burrito 9.95spanish rice, smoked gouda, black bean salsa, avocado,& chipotle sour cream in a flour wrap or as a bowlwith basil marinated chicken $10.95 with pork carnitas $11.95

Avocado Fries served with cajun sauce 8.95

Fried Pickles served with cajun sauce 8.95

Salads! served with the dressing on the sideadd basil marinated grilled chicken $4.95, add chicken salad $3.95

Make Your Own Salad! 9.95choose romaine or spinach then choose 4: onion, tomato, broccoli, mushrooms, roasted red peppers, bacon, avocado, cheddar-jack, mozzarella, feta, brie, gorgonzola, parmesan, croutons, chick pea salad, glazed walnuts, raisins, dried cranberrieschoose: balsamic, ranch, honey mustard, caesar, raspberry

Crazy Beans Salad 9.95mixed beans, chick peas, dried cranberries, feta, lettuce, balsamic

Candied Nuts Salad 9.95green apples, gorgonzola, glazed walnuts, raisins, lettuce,raspberry vinaigrette

Caesar Salad 9.95croutons, tomatoes, parmesan, lettuce, caesar dressing

Kids Menu!French Toast Sticks 6.95

Pancakes 6.95plain or chocolate chip, for special pancakes add $2.00

Grilled Cheese add french fries $2.00 6.95

Chicken Fingers add french fries $2.00 6.95

DRINKS! COFFEE

NORTH FORK ROASTING CO. BEETLEJUICE: LOCAL ESPRESSO BLEND • NOTES OF HAZELNUT, MILK CHOCOLATE, TART CHERRYSTONE STREET COFFEE CO. FRENCH ROAST: SINGLE ORIGIN, SOUTH AMERICAN, ORGANIC • CLEAN, BRIGHT, MILD

STONE STREET COLD BREWCOLOMBIAN: FLAVORFUL & FULL-BODIED • JUST WANT A “NORMAL” COFFEE? THIS IS YOUR BEST BET

HAWAIIAN COCONUT: FLAVORED COLOMBIAN BEANS, NOT SWEETENED, HINTS OF COCONUTDECAF COLOMBIAN: FOR ALL YOU DECAF LOVERS

ESPRESSOSTONE STREET COFFEE CO. ESPRESSO OR DECAF ESPRESSO: DARK ROAST • COMPLEX, MULTI-DIMENSIONAL

SINGLE, DOUBLE, OR TRIPLE, LATTE, CAPPUCCINO, AMERICANO

CRAZY BEANS FLAVORED LATTESHOT, ICED, OR BLENDED • CHOOSE UP TO 3 FLAVORS

AMARETTO, APPLE, BANANA, BLUEBERRY, BUTTERSCOTCH, CARAMEL, CHOCOLATE, CINNAMON, COCONUT, COOKIE BUTTER,DARK CHOCOLATE, FRENCH VANILLA, GINGERBREAD, HAZELNUT, LAVENDER, PEANUT BUTTER, PEPPERMINT, PUMPKIN SPICE,

RASPBERRY, STRAWBERRY, TOASTED ALMOND MOCHA, TOASTED MARSHMALLOW, VANILLA, WHITE CHOCOLATE

SUGAR-FREE FLAVORS: CARAMEL, DARK CHOCOLATE, HAZELNUT, RASPBERRY

CHAI TEA LATTE HOT, ICED, OR BLENDED

HOT TEALIPTON, EARL GRAY, ENGLISH BREAKFAST, GREEN, JASMINE GREEN, CHAI SPICE

DECAF: LIPTON, EARLY GRAY, GREEN, LEMON GINGER, RASPBERRY, CHAMOMILE, MINT

ICED TEASUNSWEETENED, SWEETENED, GREEN TEA WITH HONEY

FLAVORED SHOT ICED TEAS: STRAWBERRY-COCONUT, PEPPERMINT, MIXED BERRY, STRAWBERRY, BLUEBERRY, RASPBERRY, SUGAR-FREE RASPBERRY

OTHER DRINKSFRESH SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE (small or large), OTHER JUICES: OJ, APPLE, CRANBERRY, TOMATO, PINEAPPLE

HOT CHOCOLATE, FLAVORED HOT CHOCOLATE, MILK, CHOCOLATE MILK,COKE, DIET COKE, 7UP, SELTZER, ROOT BEER, GINGERALE, LEMONADE, BOTTLED WATER

*paper straws will be given out by request only*substitute almond milk $1.00, substitute soy milk $.75

our story!callie brennan first opened crazy beans in miller place in october 2012. she grew up in stony brook, attended ward melville high school and then graduated from suny new paltz. she waitressed and bartended over the island before making her crazy dream of crazy beans a reality. by combining everything she loves under one roof, she brought her fantasy coffee shop to life.

in june 2013, she met timothy martino when he came into crazy beans for breakfast on his birthday. tim grew up in port jefferson and then studied at long island culinary academy and nyit school of baking and pastry. he worked in the kitchen at toast in port jefferson for six years and then opened up his own restaurant, east coast burrito co. in stony brook, which has since closed.

as young business owners, callie and tim instantly connected and fell in love. they had their first date at phil’s in wading river and four months later they were engaged. together they opened crazy beans stony brook in may 2014. in the following summer, they got married at st. james church and celebrated at the old field club in setauket on a beautiful day at the end of august.

in 2016, the craziness spread to the north fork! their love of greenport, mixed with fate, led them to this historic location of the old coronet. they live the crazy life every day and the rest is history!

what we’re all about!we cook everything to order. we believe that when you go out to eat, you deserve to have your meal prepared just for you. sure it might take a bit longer, but it’s worth it... we care about where we live. we love our community and we support our local businesses. our amazing staff makes crazy beans possible. they work really hard. we love them. please be nice to them. on that note: we’re not robots. if there is anything we can do better, please tell us. we are here to make you happy. that’s the truth. what it comes down to is this: we love eating and drinking. we love people. we created this place for you in hopes that people like us, and perhaps everyone else, would enjoy what we built. we know it can get a bit crazy and crowded in here, thanks for hanging in there with us. we know we’re a little crazy too, but let’s face it, who isn’t?