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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Can you work out the punchlines to the following Christmas cracker style jokes?

Q. What is Tarzans favourite Christmas song?A. Q. What do you get if yo

u eat

Christmas decorations?

A.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A.

Q. Why was Santas little helper

depressed?

A.

Q. Why did the golfer ask for two pairs of trousers for Christmas?A.

Q. What do you call a cat on

the

beach at Christmas time?

A.

Q. Why didnt the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

A. Q. What do angry mi

ce sent to each

other at Christmas time?

A.

Q. What are brown, tasty and sneak round the kitchen at Christmas time?A.

Q. Why does Santa have three

gardens?

A.