Christmas Brain Workout No prizes – just for fun!

Merry Quizmas!

Can you spot the twelve differences between these two pictures?

Christmas Cracker Jokes

What happens to elves when they behave naughtily? Santa gives them the sack.

What says 'Oh Oh Oh'? Santa walking backwards.

What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia.

What happened to the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.

What are the best things to put in a Christmas pudding? Your teeth

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis

Who is Santa Claus married to? Mary Christmas!

Can you work out the STAR words?

1.Clarice of the FBI STAR _ _ _ _

2. Crème anglaise _ _ STAR _

3.Wacky Races baddy _ _ STAR _ _ _

4.to the right STAR _ _ _ _ _

5.Sansa and Bran STAR _

6.A suspect Colonel _ _ STAR _

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Name the Christmas phrases from

the picture clues

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Christmas MusicCan you match up the cryptic Christmas songs?

I’m fantasizing concerning a

blanched yuletide

Grandma Got Run Over by a

Reindeer

The slight percussionist’s lad Silent Night

Removed in a bovine feeding trough Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

Father Christmas approaches the

metropolis

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Dental desires Away in a Manger

Downsized Israeli town Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Lancelot is struck dumb I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

I apprehended my maternal parent

osculating with a corpulent unshaven

male in crimson

All I Want for Christmas is my Two

Front Teeth

Parent’s mother had an accident

featuring an antlered creature

Little Drummer Boy

And which Christmas songs contain the following lyrics?

Lyric Title 1 “Oh, what fun it is to ride”

2 “Sleep in heavenly peace” 3 “Just like the ones I used to know”

4 “In the meadow we can build a snowman”

5 “Close by me forever”

6 Light and life to all He brings” 7 “The hopes and fears of all the

years”

8 “To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh”

9 “But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be “

10 “When we finally kiss goodnight”

And an easy one to finish – what was the weather like the night

Rudolph had to help pull the sleigh? …………………

Merry Christmas from

everyone at Telford Health

Library