The Origin of the Red DevilsSean, Cabin 34

Once upon a time, there was a land ruled by a king and his court of White Knights. Everyone was subject to awful taxation except the king’s family. Of course this made everyone very unhappy. It was not long until people started to rebel. When it first began it was only a small group of people stealing back from the king. As the rebellion grew so did heir hope! More and more people joined the cause: The groups turned to crowds and then from crowds to hordes. Eventually, they gave a name to themselves... “The Red Devils.” After awhile they got around to building their own kingdom while still at war with the White Knights. Years later many have forgotten what they fight for but the battle rages on.

The Origin of the Green GiantsBlake, Cabin 34

Once upon a time, there were normal people with normal lives. They were all friends for awhile. One day they went to the store and saw Green Giant Vegetables. So they ate the vegetables and became huge 300 feet tall giants! After they became giants they went off into the woods until a certain time in July: That is when they come out to referee and watch over the war between the Red Devils and White Knights.

The Origin of the White KnightsSam & Scott, Cabin 34

Once upon a time, there was a knight just off I-26 and he was the assistant manager at the Toys-R-Us. He was the 10 time employee of the month and 13 time employee of the year. People called him the Spongebob Squarepants of Toys-R-Us. One quiet morning in the action figure section three men dressed as devils appeared and started stealing the Sheamus action figures! The White Knight appeared and fought off the devils. This was the beginning of the long war between the two.

Cabin 12’s Summer Jam PlaylistCabin 12

1. All Star2. Me, Myself, and I3. Our Song4. Scars to your Beautiful5. A Million Dreams6. Turn Down for What7. God’s Plan8. Girls Like You9. I Will Survive10. No Tears Left to Cry11. In My Life12. The Greatest Show

Fornite’s LifeCristobal, Cabin 18

Fortnite is a video game. It’s a battle royale game. A lot of people play it. You can play on PS4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox, mobile phones, and PC. Every 10 weeks a new season is released and things change. I play on PS4!

Cabin 4Cabin 4

Here are a list of puns just 4 you! We are so 4-tunate to be at Camp Highlander! We wish we could stay at Camp Highlander 4-ever! Be-4 we got to camp, we didn’t have nearly as many 4-riends! Cabin 4 is even more awesome than 4-tnite! Camp Highlander is 4-ever our home. Un-4-tunately you have come to the end of the list of 4 puns.

Cabin 16Taylor, Cabin 16

Laughter in the air, With a massive amount of care. Watch us as we all get along, Because we all belong. New challenges everyday, But don’t forget to play. With hugs and smiles Come stay awhile. When you walk in the door, all you will hear Is “Oh my” in your ear. Bracelet making and braiding will always be found With the best crew around. No other place I would want to be seen But right here in Cabin 16!

C SESSION WEEK 1 2018

BLUERIDGE LIFE & TIMES

Burning QuestionsAva, Britney, Frasier, Fiona, &Mackenzie, Cabin 10Taylor & Savannah, Cabin 10

• Is water wet?

• Do crabs think that fish can fly?

• Is fire really hot or are your hands just really cold?

• Do you realize that you could be in a simulation right now?

• Is Pluto a planet?

• How was the Earth created?

• Are rainbows wet?

• How were names for colors chosen?

• How far is space?

Why Cabin 12 is the BEST...Cabin 12

1. We’re beautiful!

2. We’re super nice!

3. We’re diverse!

4. We’re a close-knit group!

5. We’re active!

6. We’re respectful!

7. We’ve got the best counselors!

8. We’re active!

9. 12 is a lucky number!

10. We’re all friends!

11. We have a good time together!

12. We all get along!

Peanut Butter and GuppyNora & Eleanor, Cabin 16

Once there was a beautiful girl in North Carolina and her name was Loren. She had a pet dog named Guppy. Guppy was a tiny king Charles spaniel and he loved Loren! Loren also had a corgi named Peanut Butter. Loren took Guppy and Peanut Butter everywhere! One day Peanut Butter and Guppy escaped out of the gate in their backyard! Loren was heartbroken. She put missing posters up all over town and asked everyone she knew to help look. At the end of the day Loren was sad and tired after all her hard work. She was about to go to bed when she heard scratching at the door... It was Guppy and Peanut Butter! She was so happy and relieved that her dogs were safe.

The End!

Mean GirlsAvery & Ava, Cabin 16

We have news! Mean girls is the #1 most favorite movie in the WORLD! How fetch is that? I know what you’re thinking... SO FETCH! Why would anyone not want to watch this AMAZING movie? It’s one of the best movies in the World! It has won so many awards that I can’t even count! Make sure to watch this movie if you haven’t! But, I mean, who hasn’t?! (BTW, not sponsored!) We also wanted to tell you guys that this movie is sooo funny, dramatic, happy, and amazing! Some of the main girl’s names are Gretchen, Regina, Cady, and Janis. Make sure to check it out!

Cabin 9’s Inspirational Quotes and Dad JokesCabin 9

• Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

• Why did the mushroom go to the park? ‘Cause he was a fun-guy!

• Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”

• Knock-knock! Who’s there? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock-knock! Who’s there? Oops! I did it again.

• If you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.

How Dolly’s Was MadeJohnny, Cabin 23

First off, this guy from Germany in like... 1803 found snow and started to eat it. For some reason he decided to put cow milk in it – BAM! Vanilla. Then they found chocolate and put that in it too. Rainbow ice cream? Unicorn throw-up. Starbucks and Camp Highlander worked together to make coffee ice cream. Mint Chocolate chip was easy, they smashed a bunch of mints and put green dye and chocolate chips in it.

Is Water Wet?Josh, Cabin 18

This question as been debated between millions of people: Is water wet? When you think about it, it is a very difficult question to answer! Today, I am going to answer that question for you.

A lot of people say that even though water makes this wet, it is not wet. I agree with those people!

You can make someone rich, but still feel poor. You can cause someone pain but not feel pain. So... Water can make someone or something wet but not be wet! There! I conclude my point.

Gucci Tic Tacs: A One Word StoryWalker, Carter B., Carter F., Cole, Grant, & Charles, Cabin 23

I am good for my fabulous and Gucci Tic Tacs. I steal Simpson Tic Tacs from Jeremy. I at all the Simpson Tic Tacs! My stomach was growling because they were so bad. I, Jeremy, ate a Tic Tac from the trash. The octopus found the Tic Tacs and stuck them in his pockets. Then the Tic Tacs got exposed and Tarzan got them. I slapped the Tic Tacs out of Tarzan’s hand. Tarzan was mad and chucked the Tic Tacs at my face. Then he said, “Is that legit squad fam?” Then the octopus stole the Tic Tacs back and started doing Orange Justice. Also he was back with his lit squad fam and they all started doing Orange Justice while watching The Simpsons.

Based on a true story.

What Kind of Potato Are You?Bella & Olive, Cabin 6

What is your favorite candy? a. Lollipop b. Kit Kat c. SweeTarts d. Twix e. Reese’s

What is your favorite animal? a. Cat b. Dog c. Guinea Pig d. Lizard e. Fish

What is your favorite color? a. Red b. Orange c. Pink d. Blue e. Green

Where would you like to live? a. New York City, NY b. Denver, CO c. San Francisco, LA d. New Orleans, LA e. Miami, FL

What is your favorite sport? a. Football b. Soccer c. Volleyball d. Baseball e. Curling

What is your favorite camp activity? a. Lake b. Crow’s Nest c. Arts & Crafts d. Basketball e. Riflery

What is your favorite food? a. Chicken Tenders b. Pizza c. Salad d. Burger e. Pasta

What is your favorite movie genre? a. Comedy b. Action c. Romance d. Drama e. Horror

Mostly A: Potato Mostly B: Sweet Potato Mostly C: Potato Chip Mostly D: Baked Potato

What Does WBLT Stand For?Jay, Cabin 31

Where’s Bacon Lettuce Tomato?

We Bake Little Treats

What’s Below Lemons Tonight?

Why Buzz Lightyear Tried

JokesMarcos, Cabin 23

Why couldn’t the bike stand up? It was two tired!

What did one clown-eating cannibal say to the other? Does this taste funny to you?

A man walks into a bar carrying a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, “I’ll take one for me and one for the road!”

A man walks into a bar with a jumper cable. The bartender tells him, “You better not start anything!”

Banana Man: Secrets RevealedAndy & Noble, Cabin 21

Everyone knows the Banana Man is all of Camp Highlander’s worst enemy. But why does he only strike during EP? Camp Highlander deserves to know the truth about Banana Man! If you don’t know, the Banana Man is a dangerous time-traveling criminal from the future. We need to know why the Banana Man’s here!

After our investigation we have uncovered much evidence. Even though we may not know the identity of the Banana Man. We may have enough information to possibly arrest the Banana Man. Uncovering the identity of this criminal is up to all of Camp Highlander.

Mystery at the Crow’s NestJack, Cabin 21

Today at the Crow’s Nest the ladder broke! That ladder was used for the swing. I don’t know what caused it but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t an accident! Yes. That’s right... We have 3 possible suspects! Gavin, Ms. Amy (from Flintknapping), and someone down at the Crow’s Nest. I think it was Gavin!

Riddle Me This!Mimi & Lucy, Cabin 12Julian & Nicole, Cabin 10

Mary’s Mom has five daughter’s; January, February, March, and April. Who’s the fifth daughter? Mary!

April showers bring May flowers but what to Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!

A bus driver and a doctor are in love with a woman named Sarah. The bus driver needed to go on a week long trip. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away

You’re trapped in a room with no windows or doors. Inside of the room with you is an orange and a knife. How do you get out? You cut the orange in half, 2 halves make a hole. Then you

crawl out of the hole!

What grows the more you take away from it? A hole!

What bites but has no teeth? Frost bite!

What hands go around & around? A clock!

What can you catch but not hold? A cold!

What do you get more of the more of it you do? Memories!

Did You Know?Alan Shepard pulled out a makeshift six-iron he smuggled on board Apollo 14 and hit two golf balls on the lunar surface, becoming the first -- and only -- person to play golf anywhere other than Earth.

Airplanes can honk. They actually have a horn.

A Tiger’s roar is so loud that is can be heard from over 2 miles away and can reach up to 114 decibels, which is about as loud as a jet airplane taking off.

Coca-Cola never patented their “secret formula” because otherwise they would be required to disclose it to the public.

Frogs use their eyeballs to swallow. Frogs eat their prey whole and their eyeballs actually sink down into their mouth and push the food down into their throat.

The dog days of summer refers to the time of year when the dog star Sirius rises just before the sun

Survey Says!Favorite Color Banana

Boring Yellow 30Gnarly Green 10Bombastic Blue 11Bodacious Black 13

Radical Rainbow 33

Other 13Charlie, Javier, Dylan, Caden, Cabin 31

Favorite Gus’ CandyKit Kat 7Sour Candy 2Snickers 1Twix 6Skittles 2Reese’s 7

Jessica & Karolina, Cabin 6

Across1. “Please take a seat until ALL the hot food is served!”3. Rides around camp on a red moped.4. The cowboy of Camp Highlander.8. Captain of the “Cutie Cart.”9. Hasn’t cut his hair in 20 years!

Down2. Apple Cart!3. GOOOD MOOORNING CAMP HIGHLANDER!5. Karl and Shelly ______6. “If you want it in a cup, say cup!”7. Olympic Race Walking!

Camp CrosswordHenry, Christopher, & Graham, Cabin 21

Word ScrambleLauren & Jessica, Cabin 6

NKYIGAAK __________

YBLOVELLAL __________

GLCBIMNI __________

AYGO __________

EAHRYER __________

TGIAPNIN __________

CRCOSE __________

ARDAM __________

OLOP __________

TBWL __________

SROSEH __________

QUREAS CEADN __________

ECMFRAPI __________

Makenzie Cabin 12

Carter Cabin 23

Annie Cabin 16

Sasha Cabin 12

Sophia Cabin 16

Taylor Cabin 16