An Idiot’sGuide

toTEACHING

BOYS101

Victoria Institution

117

OldestEnglish school in

KL

14081893

Notable alumniSidek brothers

Ananda KrishnanDatuk Seri Rafidah Aziz

Lee Kuan Yew

Mokhtar Dahari

Foo Kok Keong

Victorians

SportsmenGentlemen???Scholars

What to expect from BOYS!

Inquisitive Smart Alec

Social

Opinionated

Talented

Mischievous

Active

Practical

Managing

Boys

ARTICLE 1

I am the KING, you are NOT!!!

Thou shall yield to my command. Either you obey or you face the consequences.

Thou shall not speak until spoken to.

ARTICLE 2

Stay ahead of the game!

Thou shall anticipate what is coming from the boys - Expect the unexpected.

Thou shall play the game and come out victorious.

#1 “Sir, do we have school tomorrow (Saturday)?”

“The school has been here for the past 117 years!”

# 2 “Sir, what time is it?”“It’s time for you to look at your exam scripts!”

# 3 “What have we learn today?”

“NOTHING!”Pauses... “Well good effort! But it shows you’re not using your God-given brain!”

ARTICLE 3

Show some character

Thou shall always be AWESOME and COOL.

Thou shall think it is okay to be a CLOWN.

Thou shall UNLEASH your TONGUE.

ARTICLE 4

Whether you care about students or not, a TEACHER cares about his students

Thou shall love thy students like thy neighbours.

Thou shall not label your students.

Thou shall listen before thy speak.

Violations of the teacher code will result to

monstrosity in your classroom

We SURVIVED…Good luck with yours!!!