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34th treet
Magaz
.
iVtreetnoise
Coming
out
of
the
woodwork
What's
that
bub? Y uh say
you're tired
an d lonely
an d
need
a
rest? Y uh say
th e
world, the whole ba d blue world, has th e
trump card a yuh can't wi n
rick?
Huh?
Y uh say
yuh
ead all
he
mags h is
summer,
huh?
A ll
th e
Harvard
an d
Yale
grads
are
working in taxis an d factories.
Easy life, huh? Nine to five, no worries,
no
hassles.
Nice
pay,
no
fortune,
but
nice
pay,
enough
o
live
on.
Eno u g h
for
a
ki d
if
th e
wife
works.
Nice
life,
n ot
fancy, but
nice.
Sounds
good
bub, sounds mighty fine.
Consider
he
as e of
Harry
Brandt,
professional
bugm an .
Or
exterminator.
Married,
w o,
maybe
hree,
hildren.
If
you're
Harry you get up six-thirty,
maybe
seven,
each
mo rning ,
ix
days
a
week.
he ife ooks
reakfast, ou
shower. Over
to
the office to
pick
up
th e
truck nd eet ou r
artner,
oh n
McGettrick.
Load
on
oday's upply
of
hydrochloric,
ug
omb,
DT ,
at
poison.
Tie do-rag over your head o
keep the tics off. Go
out
in the
morning,
kill
yourself
ifteen
illion
ugs. at
lunch. Kill a few million mo re , poison a
few rat
nests.
Then back
h o me
an d
relax.
No
worry. Just elax.
Easy
life.
Right?
Wro ng .
On he mo rning of June
9 ,
H a r r y heads
out
o
o
is
hing
n
Fo x
Chase,
a peaceful ittle
ection
of
Nor-
theast
hiladelphia.
ew
ugs, ew
bucks.
om s upposed
o
o
nt o
suburban
cellar,
find
some
termites
an d
wipe
them
out
this mo rning .
John and
you
arrive
about 9
A.M.
Mrs.
Tobin, he
ermite-ridden
omeowner,
opens
the
cellar
and you go to
work.
Y ou
know
he
ob
ell,
n d
ou
no w
precisely where the poison
holes
have
to
be
drilled. There are
boxes
in
th e
w ay , so
you 1 1 move them. Can't work in
cramped
quarters.
afety
irst.
he boss ould
like
that. A nd
besides,
you
wouldn' t
want
to
damage
the
client's
property.
No , ir .
Move
he boxes.
Harry never go t th e termites. On e of
the boxes -b ane of hi s peaceful,
quiet
life
- ell pen.
arry iscovered,
olice
later said,
as
the argest
cache
f
guns, explosives n d mmunition ever
found
n
he Philadelphia
area."
Later
yet
hey
w ere o
describe
t
as
N o
comment."
Specifically,
Harry discovered:
-100
ifles,
on e
an
M-16;
-17 machine
guns;
- Thompson u b mac h ine gun;
- 80 h a n d guns;
- 0,000
o u nds
of small
arms
m -
munition;
-
3
alf-pound
blocks of
TNT;
-
Sevi.-al 7. 5
mm Russian
shells;
- Tw o cases
of
Chinese
ommunist
stick-type grenades;
A couple of German made
rockets
and rocket uel;
-
he
ndercarriage
or
mall
howitzer;
O ne
mortar.
Y ou
ee,
he
oxes arry _Jpund
belonged to George Fassnacht, a friend
of
Mrs.
Tobias.
George
Fassnacht used to
belong
o
he
ballistics
ivision
of he
Philadelphia
olice
epartment.
ow ,
George
Fassnacht belongs to the Central
Intelligence
gency.
e's
ecret-
agent-man,
on
secret gency n
Hon g-
Kong.
Actually
Harry
nd
he
est
of
s
aren't
sure
George is in
th e
CIA.
H e was
up
until a year ago, but then supposedly
resigned.
ttorney nthony
eruto
explains:
If
e
was
mployed
by
he
CIA
he
would no t
be in a position
to
say
so, nd f
e
s
ot
mployed by h em,
then
t
has
o
bearing.
ot
hat 'm
trying
to give
th e
mpression
e s em-
ployed or
is
no t
employed
by
the
agency.
I
can't
sa y anything.
Certain
clearances
have
to
be
gotten." An yhow,
let's
pretend
he's still an gent.
Poor
arry.
ll
ecause f im,
George
has
to
fly
back
from H o n g
Kong.
A ll ecause
f him, he
whole olice
'lepartment s embarassed
as
eruto
notes, "This
s case of
Gimbels
ot
telling Macy's.")
ll
ecause f im ,
maybe
ve n ichard
ixon
s
m -
barassed.
Harry
isn't
quite
sure
of w hy
th e CIA
has
guns a n d bullets an d mortars in Fo x
Chase. Maybe hey're planning nother
invasion
f
ub a rom he chuylkill
River.
Maybe
hey're
planning
o
give
them
to
police
n case
of
a
iot Maybe
they're
planning
to
give them
to
rioters
so
police
will
have
an excuse to
bust
th e shit
out f he
ioters
aybe t's n a se
mother
ountry
s nvaded.
ut Harry
Brandt allows as ho w
"the
th ing
preyed
on
my mind
...we were
never
allowed
to
assemble that much T N T
in on e place in
Korea."
H e
oesn't no w
why,
but
e
can't relax
n y
more.
H e
can't
forget.
Th e
ewspapers an, hough. nd
George ssnacht an. hey top
printing
new s about
it
all. H e
hasn't
come
to trial yet. T h e
books
seem to be closing
fast
an d
tight
on
th e
Case
of
the
Careful
Bu g man.
Sounds good bub, sounds
mig h ty fine.
but I just don' t kno w .
-J OHN
RILEY
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September 4,
97 )
P » g e »
oks
Forward
n to
h e Past
By
O H N RILEY
BOSS
by
Mike
Royko,
E.P.
Dutton
Co.,
2 15
pages.
"R ,
you're
rare;
I,
you're
important;
C,
ou're ourageous;
,
ou're
heavenly; . ou're
ble;
, ou're
renowned;
D, you're democratic;
, s
for your
being
a
joy
to
know;
D, you're
diligent;
A,
you're
dorable;
L,
you're
loyal;
E,
you're energetic;
an d
Y, yov're
youthful."
-Chicago
City
Council to Mayor Daley
Jimmy
Breslin,
reviewing
BOM,
calls
it
"the
best
book
ever written
about
a
city
of
this
ountry."
n
a
ense
e's
ight.
Seldom
in
th e
past
ha s
a n author
exposed
in uch
etail,
nd
ith uch n-
cisiveness,
he
nner
orkings
f
n
urban
tyranny.
But ll
he
xpertise
xhibited
y
Mike
oyko
n
nd
f
tself
ails
o
qualitatively
istinguish
is book
rom
numerous
other
"city
stories" published
in
th e
last
decade.
Once
corruption
an d
proto-fascism
av e
been
xposed,
w ho
among th e general public cares to
have
it
exposed
in
more
detail?
Perhaps
th e real
problem s
Chicago:
h at
poor
city
ha s
been
th e site of so ma ny Armageddons in
modern
imes-the emocratic on-
ventions,
he
Chicago
Seven rial,
he
Weathermen's days
of
rage,
th e
Panther
slaughter -tha t
xposure
f
ven
he
grossest
viciousness
is
considered
passe.
"Well,
yes,
bu t
Daley's
mayor
there, an d
everyone
knows
he's
rotten."
Royko's
book as omething xtra.
Not only s he ocumentary spect of
Boss
utstanding, ut
t's
ethod
f
presentation, or , if
you
will,
structure,
is
equally valuable -an d this latter trait is
seldom
found
in
non-fiction.
Th e
ormat
sed
y
rstwhile-
columnist Royko is an extended joke,
or
comic skit, with th e
city
as th e
butt
an d
Mayor aley s
he
unchline. t
reminds
one
of
a
monologue
by
Johnny
Carson,
where h e says this is wrong, an d
that
wful
hing
appened
oday,
nd
isn't
this
team really
tragic,
but
now
do
you
wa nt
to
hear
something
funny?
For
instance,
Royko
devotes
a
section
of
hi s
book
to he
City
Council. He x-
plains
ow ll
he
lections
re
corrupted, an d how all
th e
wa rd iines a re
manipulated
for th e good o f
th e machine.
Then
wha t
a
vast number of
th °
alder-
me n
ar e
controlled
by
Daley,
wha t
will
happen f
he y
te p
out
f
ine.
Then
hizzoner's
ontrol
f
he
ouncil
meetings,
nd he
ne
articular
alderman wh o
"until is
death,
.-.could
be
expected to
leap
to hi s feet an d
every
meeting
an d
cry, Go d bless our mayor,
th e
greatest mayor in
th e
world.'
" Bu t
Daley ises bove
he whole
welter
of
MIKE
ROYKO
sordid
tyranny
an d
orruption
when,
t
on e
particularly
cri tical
council
meeting,
he nvokes
Robert's
Rules
of
Order s
"the greatest book ever written."
There
a re
other
xamples:
fter ll
th e
obscenity
of h e
onvention iots,
Daley
laimes
h at
e idn't all
Ab e
Ribicoff
fucker,"
e
alled
im
"faker,"
an d then
goes
o n
to
vehemently
Each
hursday,
5,000
REE
opies
f 4t h
TREET
re
distributed
at
erm,
rexel, Temple, Haverford,
ryn Mawr,
L a
Salle,
C A,
nd Moore
chool. We've ot
features,
oetry
an d eviews
f
music,
art,
cinema,
heater
nd
iterature.
We're
about
entertainment,
n ot
politics-so
w e
appeal
to
almost
all
college
t u d e n t s ,
onclusion:
W e are a
good
medium
for your advertising.
Call
JEFFPRETSFELDER
5 9 4 4 5 8 1 .
t should
be
worth
your
while
assert, "I never
used
tha t
language
in
my
life, an d you sa y that or anything
an d
you
lie,
you're
iar ;"
r
aley's
r ide
amidst
ll
he
orruption
f
is
d-
ministration
h at
I
ever
rank r
smoked n my
ife."
Th e
mayor
-
an d
only
he
mayor-can
lways
op is
most monumental absurdities with more
absurdities. he
Sayings
f
Chairman
Richard
ca n always
turn
th e
tragedy
of
a
city
into
comedy.
Royko
nd , nterestingly nough,
number
of h is
ellow rban
ew s
columnists, seem to have recently begun
indulging
n
idespread
isplay
f
black comedy,
or
gallows
humor.
In
th e
case
o f
Chicago,
one
recalls
th e
classic
example
of the form: a ma n, condemned
to ie, stands
on
he
allows
with
he
noose
ightened
round
is
eck. he
hooded
executioner
sk s
f
e
ha s
& . , y
last words. T h e
reply,
"Not r ight
now."
Our
best
journalists
-
Royko,
Breslin,
Pete
Hamill,
Nicholas von Hoffman, an d
Jack
McKinney -
echo
th e sentiments of
th e
ondemned
ma n
with
greater
nd
greater
frequency.
In
a
sense,
of
course,
these
men
are
simply
echoing
th e
taste
an d attitude of th e
public.
They need to
at t ract
readership, nd
pessimism
nd
black
uii.
re
n
vogue
mong
he
American
re idership
these
days.
But besides being refketers of public
sentiment, m en like Royko
also
help
to
form it. They
a re
among the most acute,
attentive
an d intelligent observers o f th e
urban ituation xtant. When
ll
ha t
such
ersonages
an
ffer s
s
depressing, egraded
acts,
nd
ome
macabre
jokes
o w e
an
augh
a t
he
horror
they
present,
t
is
clear that
th e
situation ha s gotten
out
of
control.
All
hi s essimism
as n
ddly
familiar
ing
n
hiladelphia
s
November approaches.
Chicago
ha s
Th e
Mayor, an d w e have Th e Commissioner.
I
even
read
n nquirer
olumnist
he
other
da y w h o praised Jim Tate
because
"the
only measure of
success in
politics
is
longevity." Sentimentally
recalling th e
loyalty
Tate
demanded -an d received -
from
is nderlings, he
olumnists
failed o
ention he
orruption,
nepotism n d
olice
brutality
of
hose
same years.
A t least Mr .
Royko,
despite
all hi s apparent
pessimism,
hasn't gotten
quite
that
resigned
to
things.
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P age-10
J4th
treel Madel ine
alecta
Snapshots
of
h e
resident 's
body
By
L L I S
WEINER
Th e President s
wake
before
he
alarm
sounds.
He lies in bed.
He is very
tired.
"It is morning," he thinks. "Another
President orning.
orning
lready.
Time
to
get
up."
H is wife lies inert beside
him.
H e
does
no t speak to her. H e does no t turn to look
at er . e
oes
ot
isturb
er.
he
lighted
face
of the bedside clock
reveals
th e time to
be
ten
of
six. Th e Alarm will
begin
it s
insistent ping-ping-ping in
en
minutes.
"I am ired," he
President
hinks.
"And there
is
s o
much o do today,
o
very
much.
Meetings,
onferences,
telephones.
reetings,
edications,
limousines."
he
resident
oes ot
warn to get u p .
He
finds
hi s feet are on th e
floor.
H e is
sitting up before e as he hance
o
decide wha t
o
o.
Th e
larm
ounds:
ping...ping...ping...
He huts
it
off. H is
wife
does
no t stir.
"Dear," e ay s to her.
Dear. Ge t
up,
dear."
Sh e does no t
move.
Honey,
it's morning
again.
Get up." Sh e does not
stir.
• ••
H e cannot remember
a
w as no t
President.
H e
is
standing
in front of th e bathroom
mirror.
H is
face is lathered to
shave. "S o
that 's
wha t
th e
President
looks
like
when
he's
having," e
hinks.
H e un s he
razor over hi s
jaw.
Th e
blade is new; hi s
jaw bleeds in tiny red dots. H e wonders if
he
hould
row eard.
e
ecides
against it.
Th e President s ware ha t
people
l o o k
at
him. He sees them
watching
hi m
an d
h e
o o k s back. he
resident
s
aware
of
his
ow n face when
he
looks
at
things. H e
can
see
a
vague beige area
between hi s
eyes:
hi s nose. H e ca n see
a
pink glow:
is
heeks.
H e
as
always
seen hese hings. he y ave ot
changed.
T h e resident
ractices
miling
before a mirror. H e n o u - « < tha t th e
smile
does no t
l o o k
convincing unless th e
eyes
wrinkle. He
tries wrinkling th e
eyes
when
h e smiles. H is heeks droop. H e
s
ot
satisfied, an d
keeps
practicing.
Th e President
is
hungry. H e
pushes
a
button n
he onso'e n
is
esk.
A
moment ater
n
id e
nters he
President's
office;
hi s
feet make
no noise
on
th e
deep
blue
carpet
"Yes, sir?" asks th e aide.
"I'd, uh...wiU you have...would you go
order
me
a
pepperoni
pizza
nd
om e
beer? I'd
really
like
that"
"Yes,
sir.
Miller's?"
"What?"
"Miller High Life
Beer,
sir?"
"OH, Yes,
of
course.
Miller's."
"Certainly,
sir.
'll
be
back
n
about
half an hour."
"Thank
you."
"You're elcome, ir." he
id e
leaves.
There,
ow ,
he
resident
hinks.
Pizza. Those
id s
hould ee me eat
pizza, that would impress them.
Th e
President wonders
f
e
would
have
njoyed
mushroom or
nchovies
better.
But
it
is
too
late.
H is office terrifies him. It
is
too much,
he thinks. No one should be President. It
should be against th e
aw . That thought
makes
hi m laugh
an d
laugh,
until
tears
run
from
hi s
eyes.
time
when
h e
I l lustrat ions y
Travis
oly
H e
iries
to
keep
a
diary, an d
doesn't
know
where o
begin.
H e islikes
eporters.
he y oller,
an d
hey
are
weaty. hy
must
he y
follow im
round
o?
sn't
t
re e
country?
H e
laughs
at
that.
Children
annoy him.
He
s
bsessed
ith
nxiety
ver
caricatures f imself. n very
newspaper
they
bother
him.
He
looks
n
the
mirror
often
an d thinks,
Is
that
me?
W h o
s
h a t an ? s
ha t
a n
he
President,
or
am
I
TH E
President?
H e
is
confused an d
resentful.
H e wonders wh y
people
ca n be so
cruel.
A
pretty
girl is
introduced
to hi m at a
banquet.
Sh e
smiles
an d
blushes,
an d
th e
President wonders what
it
would be
like
to
sleep with
her.
As he shakes hands an d
smiles a n d
wrinkles
hi s eyes an d tries to
lift his
drooping
cheeks he thinks about
the irl's aked ody, er kin, er
breasts,
he r hair,
h er
ips, er
ongue,
he r
neck,
h er
hands,
he r
throat, he r
eyes,
he r
rms,
er
elly,
er highs,
er
crotch,
he r calves, he r feet,
er avel,
he r buttocks, he r fingers, he r
ars,
er
nose, he r back, he r shoulders, er hips,
he r
sighs,
he r
moans,
he r
fingernails,
he r
teeth, he r breath.
He
hears
her
laugh.
Th e
President is
suddenly
isgusted,
nd eats an
olive.
H is tomach urts,
nd e eels
foolish. He
tells
hi s
wife.
"Nonsense," sh e replies.
"Presidents
have
stomachs; hey're
allowed
to have
stomach
aches."
That makes hi m feel better.
Th e
pain
recedes. He plays golf.
The
barber
cutting
hi s
hair
emarks
that he
is
balding,
an d
hi s hair
is
greying.
Th e
President
njoys
hearing hat; e
feels
patriarchal.
"Yes," e
ay s o
he
arber.
"Sometimes think th e job gets to me."
Th e barber laughs. Th e President smiles.
In hurch
e uddenly
ecalls
magazine
article which mentioned
ha t
man y
people
hought
ha t
God
poke
English. h at ad ever occurred o
him;
e
ealizes
ha t
e,
oo,
ad
assumed
h a t God
poke
English.
e
wonders
ha t
lse
e ad
lways
assumed.
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H e
wa n ts
to
see
Lawrence
of
Arabia,
bu t
s afraid
o
go
o
heater where
people
will
recognize
hi m. H e
has
a
copy
of
th e
film
brought
to
his
private theater
an d
nvites
everal
olleagues
nd
fr iends
to
th e
screening. Th e fourteen
of
them
wa tch
the
w id e
screen,
th e
desert,
th e camels,
he
sand,
he
ighting,
he
dust , the
Arabs,
an d
the
killing.
After
th e
film the President s
hirsty.
H e has abolutely no sexual desire for
his
wife.
Th e
t hought
makes
hi m
saa.
A horrifying
de a
s
brewing
n
he
President's
head,
but
it is still
vague.
He
cannot quite
nterpret t. Bu t
e
eels
uneasy.
It
occurs
to
hi m w h e n
he
is
in
the
bathroom.
H e
won d e r s
w h a t
it would
be
like to be
addicted
to heroin. T h e idea makes h im
shud d e r .
H e
deliberately
w ea
ight coats n,
th e old
winter weather.
H is
physician
warns
hi m
about
hi s health. Th e
President
smiles.
He s ating more
n d
ore.
is
physician
warns
hi m
about
hi s heart. Th e
President smiles,
offers
is
physician
Miller's.
Pegell
Th e President
cannot
listen
to
music,
cannot
ead books.
T h ey
bore
im . He
reads
summaries of
ew s
rom
r oun d
Th e World
which
his aides
ype for him
each day.
T he
resident
elishes
tching
is
toes.
H e
looks for wa r d , each
vening,
to
sitting
in solitude
on
th e
edge
of
hi s
bed,
slipping ff is hoes,
nd
irmly
kneading
is
oe s
with is
ands.
e
stares at
th e
floor, hi s eyes do no t focus
on
n y particular object.
is
mind
s
blank.
There
s
only
he kneading
nd
scratching,
kneading
an d scratching.
H is
fingers
ecome uite dept t
manipulating
is
oes;
his
ingers
ee k
ou t
uni tched parts
of
th e
skin between th e
toes,
a r oun d
the
toes,
an d
on
the
soles
of
the
feet.
H e
usually
leaves
his
socks
on .
In
summer
it
is
best.
His
ee t
sweat ,
an d
h ey
tch
ore.
n
inter
he
athlete's
oo t
lmost
isappears.
he
President
likes he summer.
Often
e ears
way
he
oist,
crumpling
skin
until
hi s
foot
bleeds.
An d
in
the
shower
the
exposed part
of
Ms
feet
sting.
Bu t
it
feels
very
good o
scratch,
an d
he
President enjoys t.
• ••
H e
s
moody. H is wife s no
help.
•
• •
Golf seems pointless.
• • •
H e
considers
wri t ing
is
memoires.
H e
oe s
not know
ow o
begin.
Th e
President
has
athlete's
oot, n d
tries
to
hide it
from his physician. When
th e doctor
discovers
it ,
he
applies to
it
an
ointment,
nd
gives
the
President
a
can
of powder o
apply each mor n i n g .
T he
President places
the
can in th e
medicine
cabinet ,
nd gnores
it.
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