The Voice of Freedom 4th May 1855 - Late Edition - 8c per issue - Yearly subscription available

THE STATES ARE UNITED ONCE AGAIN?

CHAOS IN WASHINGTON

Varied reports have emerged from the North of a riot in the senate. While this paper has not been able to establish any facts, farfetched rumours of lizard men revealing themselves, an attack within the senate itself and the death of the president have left the government reeling. It seems that the once minister for education, and one time Arkansas resident Abraham Lincoln has taken control of the senate and rumours of Senators from the south travelling north with a large armed contingent have been ratified but this reported who personally travelled to the personal residences of several senator only to be told that they were not in residence.

NEW RELIGIOUS REVIVAL With all of the chaos in the Northern States it has emerged that a new religion appears to be rapidly growing throughout the centre of the country. Rumours of open air sermons being held to enraptured throngs pervade in most major cities from the north of Arkansas to New York. These rumours talk of ‘miracles performed and a saintly leader. The paper has dispatched a reporter to gather more details about this new religion which promises wealth and happiness for all in return for accepting the blessings of the ‘Master’.

Former Deadwood resident now President of a United America? ALLIGATORS IN ARKANSAS

Residents along the Red River are asked to watch out for both children and livestock around the river and surrounding waterways. There have been several reports of livestock being taken from the water’s edge. The State is offering a $100 reward for any evidence of creatures in the waterways. Farmers have also reported areas of dead ground appearing around know watering holes and have blamed lack of rain water and mysterious reptiles for the stagnation.

Efforts are being made to keep folk away from the river with fences being

erected north of Deadwood and increased patrols along the riverbanks.

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WAR IS OVER?

In the light of the chaos in Washington it seems many of the generals of the northern forces have also disappeared leaving their regiments without leadership. In some cases these regiments have dissolved with troops heading north, in others the men are remaining encamped but are not engaging in any hostile activities. It is encouraged that any travelling units encountered are allowed to proceed north without hindrance so that they may return to their home states unmolested. All other recently imposed laws and ordinances should still be adhered to until official notice of repeal is made. General Williams has issued a notice that all of the local militias will be dissolved and members paid out at the end of the week and should report to their local marshalling point for wages owed.

ELECTIONS IN DEADWOOD With the news that the incumbent mayor of Deadwood Senor Juan Pacifico will be standing down to take on a senior government role, the town of Deadwood will be electing a new mayor at the beginning of June.

Mayor Pacifico took office in 52 after the death of previous Mayor Dr Foster winning a hotly contested public vote and has been a popular figure about town as well as providing local work jobs with business concerns ranging from Mescal production to more recent advances in military hardware in conjunction with his business associate Nigel West Dickens, who is believed to be considering a bid to replace Pacifico at the big desk. All interested persons who wish to take on the role should submit their application to the town Clerk no later than midnight on the 1st of June. Those wishing to register to vote may do so at the town courthouse. The paper would like to thank the Mayor for his term in office bring wealth and trade to the town and seeing off sever threats.

RENEWED MINING PUSH

The Peabody Corporation has recently concluded a deal with the Hurst Mining Corporation to take over mining interests at the Hemstead Mine. Work concluded at Hemstead several years ago due to dwindling turquoise stock and a lack of real silver deposits. Peabody surveyors believe the mine is far from tapped and work on reopening the shafts will begin immediately. Workers seeking employment are advised to present themselves to the minehead office with suitable references.

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DRUG WARNING

Local Doctors have been reporting an increased frequency of admissions with symptoms pertaining to a dangerous new illicit drug in the area known only as Red Fever. The drug is believed to be highly addictive and prolonged usage can lead to painful side effects and death. If offered any substance you are unfamiliar with do not be tempted and report the seller to your local law enforcement as soon as possible. If you encounter individuals in a state of distress or other mind seek advice immediately, or if a doctor is not available locally, provide the individual with tincture of Cocaine which should help alleviate their state until you can secure help.