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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to

pronounce.

. !ow about never" Is never good for you"

#. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in

public.

$. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship

me.

%. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

&. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

(. It sounds like )nglish, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

1*. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. +ou remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

12. +ou are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

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1. I have plenty of talent and vision. I ust don't give a damn.

1#. I'm already visualiing the duct tape over your mouth.

1$. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

1%. hank you. /e're all refreshed and challenged by your uni0ue

point of view.

1&. he fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an

artist.

1. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely

coincidental.

1(. /hat am I" lypaper for freaks"

2*. I'm not being rude. +ou're ust insigni3cant.

21. It's a thankless ob, but I've got a lot of 4arma to burn o5.

22. +es, I am an agent of 6atan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

2. 7o, my powers can only be used for good.

2#. +ou sound reasonable... ime to up the medication.

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2$. /ho me" I ust wander from room to room.