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• • • • • • • • about town • • • • • • • •SUNDAY,NOVEMBER1LUCBEA LADYSuperSundayFeaturngLucTuymans@WexnerCenter for theArts, 1871N.HighSt,614.292.3535,wexarts.org: Don’tmiss thefirst Super Sunday focusing on Luc Tuy-mans, theBelgiangenius, painter andall-aroundsilver fox. Try your handat oilpainting, experiencepoetry, dance, andmusic inspiredbyhisworkandhis sub-jects. Even samplea taste of his nativeBelgium, if you knowwhatwemean. Andyoudo.Galleries open11a-6p, activities1p-5p; free!

FRIDAY,NOVEMBER6FOUL-MOUTHEDDIRTYBROADORFOUL-MOUTHED,DIRTY, BROAD?Lisa Lampanelli@ThePalace Theatre, 34WBroadSt, 614.469.9850,ticketmaster.com:We’rewriting this asahomage to the ladyherself. Ready?Ok:“She’s big, she’s beautiful, she loves thegays. She’s like KathyGriffin, if Kathy didn’tgive a fuck. Join theQueen ofMeanas shemakes frequent references to her sexualproclivities, andevenmore frequent refer-ences to yours!Bringa tampon.”Whew!7p;wedon’t know theprice, so get off yourassand find it!

SATURDAY,NOVEMBER7KINDLY SHOWMEYOUR JUNK, PUNK.AndrewChristianFashionShow@Axis,775NHighSt, 614.291.4008, columbus-nightlife.com: JoinNinaWest and the finepeople of AndrewChristianModelingAgency for a sexy fashion showandasexyunderwear contest. Shake that ass, getdiscovered, havea fewcocktails, explain itall to your parents at a later date. At leastit’s not porn...right?Right?Doors at 10p;$5.

STREETMEATShortNorthGalleryHop@NorthHighStreet fromGoodale to Fifth Ave, short-north.org: You know thedrill.Walk aroundthe fabulousShortNorthArtsDistrict, takein thegalleries, buskers, street-vendors,and local freaksandgeeks. Havea fewcocktails, eat some food, spendsomemoney, andmakeat least one stopatMike’sGrill at the intersection ofHighandButtles. Tell themFrye sent you!4-10p;free.

TUESDAY,NOVEMBER10CANNES-MEETS-SUNDANCE-MEETS...CHILICOTTHE?Columbus International Film&VideoFes-tival@ColumbusCollege of Art&Design,107N9thSt, ccad.edu:Do you like porn,zombies, upside-downmortgages, food,

pollutedwater andabject poverty?Wethought youmight. Check out theUnitedState’s longest running film festival, the57thColumbus International Film&VideoFestival,which is beingheldprimarily atCCAD. View filmselectionsat chri-sawards.org. Today throughNov15. 7:30p-10p; $5.

THURSDAY,NOVEMBER12DAVE’S STILL HELPING.Dave ThomasFoundation forAdoption:Arts forWaitingHearts@TheKingArtsComplex Theatre, 867Mount VernonAve,614.645.KING (5464),www.thekingartscomplex.com: The exhibi-tionwill highlight art by youthages sevento seventeen fromFranklinCountyChil-dren’s Services, inviting the viewer to gaininsight into their hearts throughcreativeworks. Join theDave ThomasFoundationas theywork to increaseadoptionaware-nessandcelebrate youthas they sharetheir vision of the future. 6p-8:30p; free!

FRIDAYNOVEMBER13,WHOA-MAN?MissOhioGayPridepageant @Axis, 775NHighSt, 614.291.4008, columbus-nightlife.com: JoinReigningMissOhioGayPridePenny Tration,many friends, andnu-merous contestants as they vie for the cov-eted title ofMissOhioGayPride. Therewillbe boys indresses, boyswearing some-thing that looks like adress, ladies,man-ladies, ladieswho look likemen, realmen,MariaGarrison, andshims. Yea, I saidshims. 7p Fri-Sat, 8pSun; $10.

TOSHPITDaniel Tosh@VerneRiffeCenter’sCapitolTheatre, 77SHighSt, 614.469.1045: Ifyou’ve seenDaniel Tosh onhis hit ComedyCentral showTosh.0, than you know thatthis guy is one funnymutha.Heattendedaplace calledAstronautHighSchool, andat-tributeshis comedic style to growingup inFlorida,whichhe calls “flat, hot anddumb.”Strangely, that’s alsowhat I callmysoon-to-be sister-in-law. Itmust be love.7:30p&10:30p; $29.50-$32.50.

SUNDAY,NOVEMBER15PUCK YOU.Blue JacketsFoundation:HockeyFest@NationwideArena, corner ofNationwideandNeil, 614.246.2000,www.Nation-wideArena.com: Join theColumbusBlueJackets and theirwives for anafternoon offun on the Ice. Proceedsgo to theBlueJackets Foundation,whichbenefits pedi-atric cancer, children’s health&safety, ed-ucationand thedevelopment of youth

hockey. If Klesla showsup,we’re there. 12-6p; $20.

WEDNESDAY,NOVEMBER18ALITTLEMAN-ON-MANACTIONDaleChihuly@AthleticClub ofColumbus,136EBroadSt, 614.221.3344,www.ac-columbus.com:Chihuly onChihuly! Jointhemaster of glass for themaster class onsuccess, bothartistically andcommercially.Enjoy adelightful luncheon, the companyof themanhimself, and thehospitality oftheAthleticClub ofColumbus!Glassblows!12p-1:15; $40 for thegeneral pub-lic.

FRIDAY,NOVEMBER20“HOCK YOUR JEWELS, USE THEMONEY FORSTOOLS!”InternationalGem&Jewelry Show@VetsMemorial Center, 300WBroadSt,614.221.4341,www.fcvm.com: Jewels,gems, stones, rocks, pebbles, shiny bits ofglass, granite shards, pieces ofmarble,pricelesspiecesby Tiffany, Lalique...Weimagine this thinghas it all. Bring yourwallet, andget stoned. 12p-6p, Saturday10a-6p, Sunday11a-5p; $7.

TUESDAY,NOVEMBER24TICKLED FANCY ANDABOYNAMEDUSNAVIBroadwayAcrossAmerica-Columbus: IntheHeights@TheOhio Theater, 39EStateSt, 614.469.0939: JoinCapaandBroadwayAcrossAmericaas they present thebrilliantmusical that swept the2008Tonyawards.There’s a character namedUsnavi, theowner of abodega inWashingtonHeights.Hewasnamedafter the first boat his par-ents sawwhen theyarrived inAmerica,whichactually said “U.S. Navy.” Somethingabout that ticklesmy fancy, andoncemyfancyhasbeen tickled, it’s best to just fin-ishmeoff! Tuesday-Friday, 8pSaturday2pand8pSunday1p&6:30p; $20-$67.

WEDNESDAY,NOVEMBER25REDEEM THIS, BITCH.HeavenandHell: SoulRedemption@Wall Street, 144NHighSt, 614.464.2800,www.wallstreetnightclub.com:Grab yourangelwings, put on your hornsandgetyour dancingbooty toWall Street for thisCBus tradition. Demonic shadowdancers,heavenly satin climbingangels, DJsMichele andMykal.Whatmore could youwant?Comebe redeemedbefore yougohome for turkey& family guilt. 9p-4a, $4.

VIRGINIAWEST KICKSHIGHER THAN THESEBITCHES,ANDSHEWEARS ACAT SUIT!RadioCityChristmasSpectacular@Na-tionwideArena, corner ofNationwideand

Neil, 614.246.2000,www.Nation-wideArena.com:Comesee theRadioCityRockettes as they kick down your rib-cage,grab your still-beatingheart in their deli-cate andeffeminatehands, andpromptlymake you fallmadly in love. Santa showsup, they serve cocoa, andsometimesthere’s a little snow...andno, thatwasnot acocaine reference. Though, thesegirls AREfromNYC. Spin thewheel of destiny, I al-ways say. 4p&7p; $49.50-$69.50

FRIDAY,NOVEMBER27GHOSTLYMENAGE A TROISCapaPresents: TheNebraskaTheatreCaravan’s “Charles’ DickensAChristmasCarol”@ThePalace Theatre, 34WBroadSt, 614.469.9850: AColumbusTradition formore than30 years, joinCAPAasweonceagain visit Ebenezer Scrooge, his threeghosts, andone fuckingadorable cripple!Godblessus, everyone. Performances onFridayat 7:30p, Sat. at 2pand7:30p, Sunat 2p&7:30p. $32.

SATURDAY,NOVEMBER28PAGLIACCI, LIBERACE, LORD, I LIKE AHOTHIBACHI.THATWAS JUSTNONESENSE.Operaat theNorthMarket@NorthMar-ket, 59SpruceSt, 614.463.9664, north-market.org: Comehear someofColumbus’most talentedOpera singers as you enjoyall the foodand fun theNorthMarket hasto offer. Sad clowns,MadamaButterfly,andgrooms-to-benamedFigaro not in-cluded. Singers from11a-11:45a&12:15p-1p; free!

WTF IS A TURQUASSIAY? SOUNDS FRENCH.Alexis StevenspresentsDirty-Sexy-Hun-gry@Axis, 775NHighSt, 614.291.4008,columbusnightlife.com: Join everyone’s fa-voriteGroveCity girl as shedebutsher firstlargemain stageproduction.Witha castlike Alexis, Vee Love, Anisa Love, SamanthaRollins, PaigePassion, Turquassiay, CoolEthanand theRoyalRenegades, DanyelVasquez, Rocko, Brooks,MikeM, andAJ,wecanassure you itwill be dirty, sexy, hungry,andprobably a couple of other things.Bring somedollars, drink somehooch, getdownwith theQueen of theGC. 9p; tables$40, general admission$5.

SUNDAY,NOVEMBER29TIGHTS?NUTS? SOLD.TheNutcrackerwith theColumbusBalletOrchestra@TheOhio Theater, 39EStateSt, 614.469.0939: It’s that timeagain!Sissy boys, prissy girls, costumes, soldiers,bombasticmusic. It’s like SaddamHus-seins Iraq.Don’tmiss this adorable holidaytradition! 2p&7:30p; $29.

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11:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Latin Dance Night @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

212:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

34:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level4:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!mers

44:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM 80s Video Dance @ Wall St

54:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

64:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level7:00 PM First Friday @ Wall St8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

78:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

811:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Latin Dance Night @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

912:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

104:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level4:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!mers

114:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM 80s Video Dance @ Wall St

124:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

134:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

148:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

1511:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Latin Dance Night @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

1612:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

174:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid

184:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM 80s Video Dance @ Wall St

194:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

204:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

218:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

2211:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

2312:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

244:00 PM Karaoke @ Q4:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!mers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid

254:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q10:00 PM 80s Video Dance @ Wall St

264:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

274:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

288:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

2911:00 AM Brunch & Showtunes @ U6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Sunday Night Players @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:00 PM LOL Comedy Clips @ Level10:30 PM Strippers @ Havana11:00 PM Strippers @ Tradewinds II

3012:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ Tremont5:00 PM Happy Hour @ Blazers8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ Somewhere Else8:00 PM Martini Monday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ U9:00 PM Service Industry Night @ Level10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

14:00 PM Team Trivia Tuesdays @ Level4:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slam!mers

24:00 PM LevelTini Night @ Level4:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes @ Liquid7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ Score8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke @ Exile10:00 PM 80s Video Dance @ Wall St10:00 PM Extreme Strippers @ Q

34:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 4 3 @ Level8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ Tradewinds II8:00 PM Disco Night @ Martini Park8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:00 PM Long Island @ U10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

44:00 PM Get Your Mojo @ Level7:00 PM First Friday @ Wall St8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Havana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

58:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM DJ Jeremy James @ Level10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

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Alexis Stevens starring in Dirty Drag, SexyMoney, and Hungry for a Hotdog photography by robert trautman

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DiamondSprayRingfromGramdma’scasket=$9650.00$0

Virginia’s“Missing”RealBeyonceHairWig=$1500.00$0

PradaSunglassesfromAxisLost&Found=$255.00 $0

Candi’s Alexis’sTipsfromHalloweenshow=$450.00

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