VOLUME I WATERbOO, ONTARIO

MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1960

UNIVERSITY OF NUMBER 6

PETER a MURRAY :: 8

FRENCH s SHANTZ

’ \- WAYNE \IDER

JIM OLDHAM

RON PHPLLIPS

JON MUCY

ADR9AN WEERHEIM

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WALLY KRAWCZY K

L G EORG E

- BRENBAN

O’CONNOR

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EDITORIAL Letters to the Editor It hardly seems possible that The Coryphaeus has been

in existence only a little better than a month, and yet this is actually the case. In six weeks the newspaper has gone from a rather unorganized two-page effort to its present form and standards.

There is no doubt that the credit is due largely to the engineering members of the Board of Publications. Without them there would have been no University newspaper this year. They have not only come up with a newspaper, but with a good newspaper that is improving all the time. They have withstood a great deal of criticism and have taken most of it as it was intended. They have learned from their mistakes and have profited from their critics.

It was not, in many respects, as easy for the engineers as it would have been for members of the other faculties to run the Board of Publications. In the first place, their heavy schedule leaves little room for such time-consuming activities. Their presence on the Board of Publications says a great deal for their industry.

In the second place, their skill lies more with technical than with literary achievements. Still, they have supplied many articles, editorials, and letters to the editor that would have done credit to an artsman. They have been called upon to proofread and edit. articles for the newspaper and the Directory.

In future years it may be inconvenient, in a way, for the other faculties to have engineering students on the Board of Publications. There will always be a problem of liaison when the quarters change. The present members of the Board of Publications have tackled this problem and have found what they hope will be a workable solution. There will always be a place on the Board of Publications for any engineering student who shows a willingness to put in the time and effort that has already been demonstrated by the present executive and newspaper staff.

We owe to this engineering term a sincere vote of thanks for taking the initial steps in what looked like a mammoth venture two months ago. It is up to us and to the incoming engineering students to carry on. It should not be too difficult; we’ve a good example to follow.

Joanne Rice, Secretary.

I and FI Many people look on elec-

tronics engineers, “hams”, TV servicemen, and hi-fi addicts as creatures outside the pale of human communi- cation. Such inhumanity to man! They really are lovable creaturesif you just get the hang of their. jargon, a Cross between Swahili and Afghan- istanianian.

To rescue them from their linguistic limbo, I am com- piling an up-to-date Elec- tronics-English disctionary, a few tid-bits from which I herewith offer for your dis- criminatory taste. Eat up! Feedback ~ The thing you

put on at dinner. Ohm - As in the English

pub Cry, “Ain’t you got no ohm?”

International Ohm __ UN headquartersin New York.

Grid Bias - In favour of football.

Booster sq One who has Grid Bias (see above).

Grid Leak - The other team got wind of our plays.

Screen Grid - Grey Cup game on TV.

Potential Difference - He doesn’t care about the matter. “What’s the po- tential difference any- way?” ~

Coulomb ~ As in the um- pire’s hackneyed retort, “I coulomb as I see ‘em.”

Decibel - A noisy but once highly rated song by Frankie Laine.

Gauss - As in the saying, “It’s anybody’s gauss.”

Gain - Your loss is my gain. Need I amplify?

Tweeter-woofer - A bird dog.

Fly-back -- The railways are on strike.

Plate Circuit .--- Process of mopping up gravy with a auarter slice of bread or a lirge absorbent thumb.

Reluctance - This is a virgin field of study, but it’s pregnant with possi- bilities.

Three-phased - Worse than two-phased. Don’t trust her.

Sinusoidal --1 The poor guy can hardly breathe.

Solenoid - As in the state- ment, “He’s got us sole- noid.”

Stacked Array - She has the chassis you’ve been look- ing for. If you’re not biased be-

yond cutoff, you must have got. a charge out of this. Incidentally, I expect to have my dictionary published in 1984 . . . Bigg Brothers are handling it.

The CORYPHAEUS Published by the undergraduate students and authorized by the Board of Publications of the University of Waterloo, Publications Room, Student Offices, Annex 2, The Unive&ity of Waterloo, Phone SH 5-0571 and SH 3-2681. The opinions expressed are those of the individual writers unless otherwise &ted.

Editor-in-Chief: Brendan O’Connor Associate Editor: Adrian Weerheim

Production and Circulation : Wayne Pounder, Ron Mucy, Jim Oldham

Arts Editor: George Welsh

Advertzsing Manager : Peter Shantz

Science Editor: Dennis Cann

Business Manager:

Engineering Editor: Murray French

Wallace Krawczyk Photographers:

Sports Editor: Ron Phillips, Brian Reid

News Editor: John Stirrat Ian Watson

Correspondance Secretary: Joanne Rice

Dear Mr. Editor:

Upon reading the letter to the editor submitted by W. G. Farmer, I feel that it would be wise to clarify the situation as regards our new “brilliant red”. arts jackets.

I realize that red and white are not the official UNIVERSITY colours of WHITE, GOLD, AND BLACK, but for that mat- ter, neither are grey and gold. The colours were de- signated to the Faculty of Arts earlier in the year by the administration as the official arts colours.

I realize further that the Arts Faculty has no more right than any other faculty to display UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO across the backs of the jackets. I would like Mr. Farmer to consider the obvious implications in- volved in flagrantly display- ing WATERLOO ARTS across them. Mr. Farmer would do well to remember that there are two arts institutions in the city of Waterloo and had we decided to attend the other one, we would have done so. The onlv wav in which we can make 0uVr allegiance clear is to include the word “Uni- versity.” We wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea; we like it here.

Glen Brubacher.

Dear Sir: I feel I should reply to

Mr. Eric Manning’s letter in which he complained of noise in the library. Although I consider the “pool hall” sim- ile an unfortunate choice, there is no doubt that at

times conversation and rest- lessness do flare up in the library and create a disturb- ing situation. This seems to happen most frequnetly with a sudden influx of students during the noon hour, and very often when a student assistant is on duty at the circulat.ion desk.

If we had the library facilities of Harvard, M.I.T., or Western, it would be much easier to control this nuis- ance, since library use would be dispersed over a much greater area. But when the book, periodical, and refer- ence collections are all con- fined to one room, with doors from the hall giving immediate access to that room, it is no great wonder that the golden rule of silence in the library is broken at times.

The library staff likes to assume that university stud- ents are mature enough, and serious enough about their work, to be able to refrain from conversation for pro- tracted periods of time. Moreover, the role of discip- linarian is distasteful to US. However, as an American librarian recently observed, “much as we might like to serve all the needs of stud- ents, the library cannot af- ford to act as recreation centre, a dating bureau, or a conversation corner.” It hardly seems necessary to emphasize that’ the library is to be used only for research and concentrated study. We ask the co-operation of all the students in maintaining the silence necessary for these pursuits, but may I point out that members of the library staff and student

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To the engineers: Don’t give up now, fellows. Re- member . THERE’S ALWAYS *tiEiT YEAR!

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The Old Philosopher

circulation assistants have full authority to insist that disturbers of the peace go elsewhere.

Doris E. Lewis, Librarian,.

Dear Sir: I feel it is a very noble

gesture on the part of Ber- nardo-Hill Tile Company to offer, in place of superfluous Christmas gifts, bursaries to co-operative students.

I am puzzled however by Dr. Batke’s remark, viz; “Because of the co-operative nature of our course, we can assist two students with the same amount of money which would be required for a single student in the conventional type of engineering course.”

This is a very Common misconception but not one which should be shared by a member of our faculty.

Those of us in the co- operative programme pay tuition equally as great as a “conventional type” student. Our period of remunerative employment is six months as compared to five in other institutions, a very small advantage. Our books are no doubt quite as expensive and we must meet all these costs for five years, not just four. Add to this the transient and expensive neeessity of secur- ing new living quarters each three months and our finan- cial situation is not a pre- possessing one.

Perhaps Dr. Batke will elucidate but right now I am unconvinced that my expen- ses are only one-half those of my counterpart at any other university.

Yours truly, Alex Mewhinney,

4-A Chemica,l

“Say there, young feller, If you can keep you head when all about you You say you’re having

trouble with calculus? Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, You say they threw a test

at you the other day and If And make allowance for their doubting too;

you weren’t ready because you can wait and not be tired of waiting,

you had been using last Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

year’s calendar so you Or being hated don’t give way to hating, thought December 7 came And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise. after Christmas this year and . < you were counting on the holidays to study for the If you can dream I_ and not make dreams your master; test. If you can think - and no make thoughts your aim;

And the class is taking triple differentials of complex parameters now and you don’t even know what a derivative is yet,

And yesterday the prof gave the class an antidiffer- entation question to do and everyone else was integrating away but you had to get him mad by asking whai the curly thing in front of the bracket meant,

Is that what’s perplexing you, old academician?

Then hold your head up high and walk tall into the world! You’ll show your prof, you71 show them all! You’ll take those derivatives, you’ll integrate with ihe rest of them, you’ll find that homogeneous syndrome! You may have lost the battle but you won’t lose

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two imposters just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools.

If you can make a heap of all your winnings And risk it in one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so, hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute the war! You’ll study your fool head off and WHEN

With sixty second’s worth of distance run,

YO UR TIME COMES- Yours is the Earth and every thing that’s in it,,

And a- which is more ‘-- you’ll be a Man, my son. you’ll have a Chinaman’s

chance.” By Rudyard Kipling

The CORYPHAEUS, MONDAY, DEC $9, 1968 Page 3

SPIRIT OF CHRIST What does Christmas

mean to you. ? Does it con- note merely a week’s rest after those tedious exams? or does it rathe<mean a festival period in commemoration of His birth, or perhaps a com- bination of the two? Almost all will say it is the latter. You can recuperate from the examination drudgery by partaking in Jesus’ birthday celebrations and have a jolly good time while you are doing so.

Certainly the celebration of His birth should be para- mount, but do these celebra- tions in themselves consti- tute a full Christmas? Surely something is missing, that certain something that is to be found in the sparkle of joy in each child’s eye when he speaks of Christmas, when he whispers the word “Santa Claus.”

What or who is Santa Claus?

St. Nicholas belongs to the 4th Century A.D., to the time of the great Roman Emperors Diocletion and Constantine. Unfortunately only a few facts of his life have been recorded. He was a humble yet a forceful man who was meticulous in his eare for the children and the needy. He is said to have become the patron and guar- dian of children by restoring to life three youths who had been murdered and stuffed in a tub. He is evien said to have had various adventures with thieves whom he com- pelled to return their stolen goods and for this fact be- came regarded as the “patron of robbers.” Whether or not there is any truth in these legends is for t,he historians to thrash out. The significant fact is that his life and deeds were regarded with so much esteem that Russia, Greece, and many cities in Europe adopted St. Nicholas as their patron saint.

By the time of his death on December 6, 35.2 AD, a tradition of giving to the poor and needy was so firmly established that it was to endure until the present day. But it was much more than a tradition, for they are usually corroded by time. It was more of a spirit, a myth if you will, that was to survive “the whips and scorns of time.”

The celebration of St. Nicholas day was important for centuries in Europe. With the growing importance of winter festivities on Christ- mas day and the rise in importance of the Christmas tree during the last 200 years, St. Nicholas has become absorbed into the Christmas celebration. Legend has it

hat on Christmas eve St. Jicholas makes his tour visit- ng poor and rich alike, Iringing gifts to all the children who had been good ,hroughout the year. He was originally pictured in priestly lobes, riding on a grey horse )r white ass. When Dutch ;ettlers carried these cus- ;oms to New York whence t spreads throughout North America, the name Santa Sllaus (an American corrup- ;ion of the Dutch “Sant %cholass”) was born. His Fey horse was traded for seindeer and changes were undergone in his appearance. I’he immortal poem “The ?Jight Before Christmas”, depicts him as a jolly elf ‘Saint Nick” who rides “in 3 miniature sleigh drawn by 3ight tiny reindeer.”

To children Santa Claus means a plump kindly old bearded man who comes !iown through the chimney to deposit a bundle of toys and then ascends to the roof whence, riding in a reindeer- drawn sleigh, vanishes into the night, calling “a merry Christmas t,o all, and to all a good night.” This seems to us a very childish fable which no mature mind can accept. I approached several of these practical persons to learn what they though of “Santa Claus.” Student 1 claimed he was “a figment of parental domination.” Stud- ent 2 said it was “a popular myth, nice for kids”, that involved “the nuisance of buying presents.” Teacher 1 said “the idea of Santa Claus . . . destroys the true Christian aspect of Christ- mas.” Teacher 2 laughed and exclaimed “Santa Claus! A damn expensive fairy tale.” If these remarks were typical of our world it would be a rather sordid one indeed.

Yet these views must be true, after all, we learn at a very tender age that Santa Claus is just dear old dad. In our early teens we find out just how expensive this “fairy tale” is, and we learn at t.he expense of our wallet the “nuisance of buying pre- sents.” And we must buy presents you know, for if we do not we can expect none in return. It is a necessary evil. In our late teens we see and appreciate the killings that all the stores make by Christmas sales. We can take pride in the manner they entice unsuspecting poten- tial buyers into their grasp by featuring a padded old gent dressed in red robes. We become hardened to the fact that Christmas is just a time of increased commercial activity and sometimes even laud this strictly material-

istic and practical approach to the Christmas theme. 1fter all, we are living in the nodern age, the 20th cen- .ury. Besides, we might even ret more presents’ than we cive away. What a shrewd jusiness deal! By jove we tan make a fortune at this came, and we owe it all to ;hat “popular myth” of San- ;a Claus ---. that shrewd operator St. Nicholas.

Surely a saint could not lave been the founder of ;hese perverted outlooks. Inhere must be something we have not as yet seen ibout this “Santa Claus.” Just what does Santa Claus signify, morevover, is there such a person?

Santa Claus is merely a ‘figment of parental dom-

.nation” you say. Very well ;hen, let’s erase his name lrom the accounts of time and see what happens. Now what is there to inspire these iominating parents to give gifts on Christmas? Not a thing. Our parents did not force this “myth” on us. We accepted Santa Claus not as a person, but rather as a spirit. A spirit that inspires us to make sacrifices in order to give gifts to our loved ones. A spirit that makes us dig down deep into our purses, not so that we may get greater material reward for doing so, but rather so that we may receive the satisfaction of making others happy. After all, what ma- terial value can you ascribe to that gleam of joy on a child’s face when he spots his gifts under the tree?

Nor does the idea of Santa Claus diminish the import- ance of the paramount issue

the celebration of the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ. Rather it augments this importance. A spirit. of giving is added to that of birthday celebrations. With- out Santa Claus, this spirit would be absent.

All of us will affirm that Santa Claus, as a person, does not exist, for he died over sixteen centuries ago. Yet, if we be honest with ourselves, we will admit that his spirit lives on,, and will continue to do so as long as there is a spark of benevo- lence in men’s hearts. He is not of one particular era nor for any particular age group, but is rather for time im- memorial and for all men, young and old alike. This Santa Claus which many of us scoff at and disbelieve in has been, is? and will con- tinue Do be the unseen force behind yuletide festivities _ - the spirit of Christmas.

Bruce J. Koepke.

NTIPATHY and RELIGHT by Yump ‘n Yimminy

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L Christmas Greeting-- “Our greeting is ‘Merry Christmas!‘, None better could we find, And though you may be out of sight, You’re ever in our mind.”

Christopher Morley

* * * * * “Sure, there’s a heap ‘o sense in some nonsense, mind

hat! And never be so foolish, just because ye grow up and *et a little book knowledge, as to turn up your nose and neck at the things ye loved and believed in when ye were

little lad. Them that do, lose one of the biggest cures for heartache there is in the world, mind that!”

(Ruth Sawyer: This Way to Chmktmas.)

To be a student in this freedom-loving nation of ours; uch is to believe in Santa Claus, and be thankful . . . sappy Holiday!

Ottawa Physicist Joins U OF W Faculty

Dr. F. W. Boswel!, of the Department of Mmes at Ottawa, will join the Univer- sity of Waterloo faculty on December 19. He has been appointed Associate Profes- sor of Physics.

Born in Hamilton, Ont- ario, Dr. Boswell is a gradu- ate of the University of Toronto, where he obtained

his B.A. degree in honours physics and chemistry in 1946, his M.A. in physics in 1947 and his Ph.D., also in physics, in 1950.

As a research scientist with the Physical Metallurgy Div- ision of the Depart,ment of Mines for the past 10 years, he has conducted and super- vised applied and basic re- search for the depart.ment.

His field of special research has been in regard to mech- anisms of phase transforma- tions in crystals.

He has been head of the Metal Physics Sections since 1957 and has also taught physical metallurgy as a ses- sional lecturer for the gradu- ate course in nuclear engin- eering at the University of Ottawa.

Christmas Banquet Full of “Spirt” This year marked the first

annual University of Water- loo Christ.mas Banquet. As a solo venture it was more than a success.

The evening got off to a rousing start as the Wassail Warblers and Bowl Carriers paraded among t.he tables singing the Gloustershire Wassail. This was the first time that most of the stud- ents had heard the Glee Club and it was generally agreed that they deserve a lot of credit for the fine ,job they did.

After the singing of “God Save The Queen” the Glee Club sang a t.oast, and dinner was served.

The dinner was excellent and the waiters conducted themselves wit.h relatively few mishaps. One table was not served coffee, probably because the rest of the coffee had frozen in its container.

Dinner music was provid- ed by Mr. Paul Berg, con- ductor of the Glee Club. It was very much appreciat- ed by all those present.

Members of the head table were introduced by Paul Dirksen, acting president of the University Students Council. Following this, Mr. Berg led everyone in group singing.

The gift exchange was most amusing. Accepting the gifts were Nick Hathway of Engineering, Doug Evans of Science, Beth Cunningham of Arts, and Jim Hann of St. Jerome’s. Some of these gifts, which were most origi- nal, can be seen in the trophy case in the Common Room.

Following the Gift Ex- change was the “Passing Out Ceremony,” starring Terry Jones. The performance was magnificent and Terry made a very convincing drunk.

The Glee Club gave a short performance, consist- ing of four songs: “Vive l’Amour,” “God Rest You, Merry Gentlemen,” “The Christmas Song,” (soloist James Tupman) and “Cin- dy.”

The address was given by Mr. W. H. Fowler, athletic coach and director of student activities at Kitchener-Wat- erloo Collegiate and Voca- tional School, who spoke on the spirit of Christmas. His speech was throught-provok- ing in places and thoroughly hilarious in others. His jokes were plentiful.

After Mr. Fowler’s address the evening was climaxed by more group singing with Mr. Berg at the organ.

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QHRISTMAS HANTASY ’ >

I Sports . \ The dance is over but the hangovers linger on. For all in attendance, the Christmas Fantasy, besides being the biggest dance of the year thus far, was .also the best. The highlight of the decora- tions was a globe suspended from the ceiling, causing those beautifully effective spots of light to dance on the floor and w.all.

Nearly 130 couples were on hand, and this far exceed- ed the ‘expectations of the sponsors. The band was well received by the prople as it took care to vary its numbers and rhythms. At 11.30, re- freshments were served in a buffet style. It was interest- ing to note that most stud- ents were in line early and heaped their plates, while members of the faculty came later and alas, when they got

there the cupboard was bare, etc.

Around one o’clock every- one ‘diffused’ to various pri- vate parties, which adjourn- ed in those cold, pre-dawn hours. Thus another enjoy- able function came to an end.

Warriors Still Undefeated SWA W Cleaners and

Shirt Launderers The games at the gym on Saturday were a combina- tion of triumph and tragedy as the varsity won an extrem- ely closely contested game against Jamestown. The final &ore was 63 to 58 for the Warriors. The crowd on hand was considerable and as re-

had to be used quite exten- sively throughout to meet the fierce competition but they managed to win never- theless. Leading scorers for the Warriors were: Jones (36) Pando (13) Palmer (9) Al- dridge (4) Steinberg (2) Mc- Cormick (2).

On the tragedy side of the account, was the J.V. game with St. Jerome’s J.V.‘s which the latter won by the score of 70 to 45. Though both squads appeared to be fairly evenly matched, our shooting seemed to be errac- tie at times and this is what cost, us the game. Leading scorer for Waterloo was Ridgewell with 14 points.

Same-Day Service

Cor. King & Dearborn Waterloo Club Notices -

gards an action packed game, thev were not disappointed. GRAND GRILL

10 King Street S. Waterloo

Special Student’s Meal Ticket

‘There was at no time in the game a comfortable point spread separating the two teams. Jamestown rallied to- ward the end and closed the gap to within three points and continued to press hard. The last few minutes were very tense and the first string were showing the strain of a hard game as they

GERMAN CLUB The German Club of the

University of Waterloo will have an evening of Christ- mas spirit in word and music on Tuesday, December 21,’ at 8.00 p.m. in the Common Room.

SWEENEY’S GROCERY 170 King St. North

SH 2-1970 Groceries - Meats

Drugs Everybody welcome!

Waterg:oho~IJ~xsity

FINAL STANDING =- Bowling

CAMPUS 60 - with

1 1 HI-Fl STEREO The first eight weeks of University bowling came to a dramtic close last week at the Waterloo Bowling Lanes. Team No. 3, needing two points of a possible five, met Team No. 1, who could have finished first by winning the two games. Team No. 3 took their two points in the first game to gain the honour of first place. However, their opponents showed their pow- er in the second game to grab the other three points and finish only one point behind in the standings. Members of the winning team are: B. Boettger, I. Watson, P. Barrett, A. Mollard, A. Mar- shall, J. Woodall.

Meanwhile, Teams 2 and 4 were fighting it out for the booby prize. Tied with thir- .teen points apiece going into the final two matches the teams were trying to gain third spot in the standings. Team No. 4 showed no mercy for Team No. 2 as they won both games to finish five points out of the cellar.

Due to the fact that the out-quarter (engineers) will be here in January, a new league will be formed one or two weeks after the corn- mencement of lectures. All engineers, scientists, and artsmen (and women) who are interested in bowling (previous knowledge of the game is not necessary) are requested to sign their names to a notice which will be posted on the bulletin board.

Team No. 3... . . . . . . .25 points Team No. Team

1.. . . . . . . ..24 points

Team No. 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .18 points No. 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 points

Bill High Singles

Boettger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,340 Ron Phillips.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,277

High Doubles Carl Hammacher.. . , . . . . . . . ..531 Bill Boettger.,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,504

High Team Score (without handicaps)

Team No. l...... . . . . . . . . ..1262 High Average

Bill Boettger (216) 16 games Carl Hammacher (205) \ 16 games

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With the present quarter of Engineering students leaving for their work period, Top Bowler: Bill Boett- ger led Team No. 3 to victory in the first 8 weeks of University Bowling. Bill averaged 216 for 16 games and took the high single with a score of 340.

the following positions on The Coryphaeus Staff will be vacated:

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“SATANS SERVICE” It seems that the bridge

between Heaven and Hell fell down and St. Peter and Satan were overheard dis- cussing who was going to fix it.

‘St. Peter :“Since the bridge ’ is between both our domains we should both fix it.”

fix it because a lot of my followers have been escaping over into Heaven.”

St. Peter: “If you’re going to be so darn snotty about the whole thing, I’ll fix it myself .”

Satan: “Oh, yeah? Where are you going to get any engineers?”

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Satan: “I won’t help you ORGANIZATIONAL MEETING - THURSDAY, JANUARY 5th, 1961

4.00 p.m.

Annex 2 ~ Beside the Cafeteria Advice: Always forgive an

enemy if you can’t lick him. Marriage used to work

with supply and demand. It’s now demand and supply.

When mother was young, girls used to blush. What did men say in those days?

If it happens to another person it’s funny, if it hap- pens to you see a lawyer.