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101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Sing the Batman Sing the Batman theme incessantly.theme incessantly.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
In the memo field of In the memo field of all your checks, write all your checks, write
“for sensual “for sensual massage”massage”
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Specify that your Specify that your drive-through order is drive-through order is
"to go.""to go."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Learn Morse code, and have Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of public consisting entirely of
"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...""Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Amuse yourself for endless hours Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your by hooking a camcorder to your
TV and then pointing it at the TV and then pointing it at the screen.screen.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Speak only in a "robot" Speak only in a "robot" voice.voice.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Push all the flat Lego Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.pieces together tightly.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Start each meal by conspicuously Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and licking all your food, and
announce that this is so no one announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."will "swipe your grub."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Stomp on little plastic Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.ketchup packets.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Sniffle incessantly.Sniffle incessantly.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Leave your turn signal on Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.for fifty miles.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Insist on keeping your car Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in windshield wipers running in
all weather conditions "to keep all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."them tuned up."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Reply to everything Reply to everything someone says with "that's someone says with "that's
what YOU think."what YOU think."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Claim that you must always Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."of your "astronaut training."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
InterludeInterlude
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Declare your apartment an Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace.""violating your airspace."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Forget the punchline to a long Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it joke, but assure the listener it
was a "real hoot."was a "real hoot."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Follow a few paces behind Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.they touch with a can of Lysol.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Practice making fax and Practice making fax and modem noises.modem noises.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Invent nonsense computer jargon Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if in conversations, and see if
people play along to avoid the people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.appearance of ignorance.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Finish all your sentences with Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the words "in accordance with
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Signal that a conversation is Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over by clamping your hands
over your ears.over your ears.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Give a play-by-play account of Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.nasal Howard Cosell voice.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Holler random numbers Holler random numbers while someone is counting.while someone is counting.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Adjust the tint on your TV so Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, that all the people are green, and insist to others that you and insist to others that you
"like it that way.""like it that way."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Produce a rental video Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI consisting entirely of dire FBI
copyright warnings.copyright warnings.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Sew anti-theft detector Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's strips into people's
backpacks.backpacks.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Write the surprise ending to Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.a novel on its first page.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Honk and wave to Honk and wave to strangers.strangers.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Change channels five Change channels five minutes before the end of minutes before the end of
every show.every show.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Tape pieces of "Sweating to Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic the Oldies" over climactic
parts of rental movies.parts of rental movies.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Decline to be seated at a Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat restaurant, and simply eat
their complimentary mints by their complimentary mints by the cash register.the cash register.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Begin all your sentences Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"with "ooh la la!"
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Buy a large quantity of orange Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute traffic cones and reroute
whole streets.whole streets.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Pay for your dinner with Pay for your dinner with pennies.pennies.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Repeat everything Repeat everything someone says, as a someone says, as a
question.question.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Write "X - BURIED Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.on all of someone's roadmaps.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Repeat the following conversation Repeat the following conversation a dozen times "Do you hear that?” a dozen times "Do you hear that?”
"What?" "Never mind, it's gone "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."now."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Light road flares on a Light road flares on a birthday cake.birthday cake.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Wander around a Wander around a restaurant, asking other restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.diners for their parsley.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Leave tips in Bolivian Leave tips in Bolivian currency.currency.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Demand that everyone Demand that everyone address you as address you as "Conquistador.""Conquistador."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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At the laundromat, use one At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your dryer for each of your
socks.socks.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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As much as possible, skip As much as possible, skip rather than walk.rather than walk.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Stand over someone's Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as shoulder, mumbling, as
they read.they read.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Pretend your computer's Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and mouse is a CB radio, and
talk to it.talk to it.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Routinely handcuff yourself to Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in that you don't want to fall off "in
case the big one comes."case the big one comes."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
InterludeInterlude
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Lie obviously about trivial Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of things such as the time of
day.day.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Change your name to "John Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the glory of being first in the
phone book.phone book.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Sit in your front yard pointing a Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to hair dryer at passing cars to
see if they slow down.see if they slow down.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed speed, and claim the faster speed
is necessary because of your is necessary because of your "superior mental processing.""superior mental processing."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Mow your lawn with Mow your lawn with scissors.scissors.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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At a golf tournament, chant At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-"swing-batabatabata-
suhWING-batter!"suhWING-batter!"
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Ask the waitress for an Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your extra seat for your "imaginary friend.""imaginary friend."
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Go to a poetry recital and Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem ask why each poem
doesn't rhyme.doesn't rhyme.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
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101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Select the same song on Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.the jukebox fifty times.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
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Construct elaborate "crop Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.circles" in your front lawn.
101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time. . .
Better Grades in Less Time
101 Ways to Annoy Your 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Friends with Your Newly
Found Free TimeFound Free Time
Make appointments for the Make appointments for the 31st of September.31st of September.