1 sketch conv. III (1)

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Presentadora: Heidi

Madre: Fernanda

Hija: Hellen

Tobas: Flix

Journalist: Hello, good evening, welcome to my programme because its mine, The Solenkas

show (claps), tonight we have a very special case, we are going to talk about a family completely

dysfunctional,Let us give them welcome to Elisabetta Francesca Margherita Gualdrata Benedetti

Capobianco Stefannoni,

(claps )

Elisabetta: Hi, everyone (crying , cleaning her nose with a scarf), I cant understand how my

daughter has changed, before she was quiet, studious, worker, hard working and now since that

she knew this lout my daughter has a different behavior , how my daughter fell in love with a druggy

(llanto).

Journalist: Sorry I have to break in you but we want to hear the story.

Elisabetta: Well, Everything started when she was studying in her pianos class and she got out the

class and zas she met with .him (snif, snif) then they started to go out, my daughter lied to me to

break out with him, once she told me that she had a housework and she had to do it with a friend

but all of that was a lie because she stayed all night with this scamp.

Journalist: We feel sorry for your situation, in this moment we are going to call on her daughter to

explain us why she hasnt broken up with this bastard. Let the daughter come in

(Claps)

Francesca: (con su panzota) hello, I dont know why I am here, (a su mama) I love him mom, dont

intrude in my life, I cant understand why I have to pay for loving a lot. You dont have to choose my

boyfriend, its my life and I can take my own decisions

Elisabetta: But you are my daughter and you dont know anything about life, you still need a lot to

learn , you dont know how are the men, they are stingy , despicable , swindlers and liars.

Journalist: Stop, Stop, Stop! Its necessary make a break because of our sponsor. We will back

(entran los maquilladores)

Journalist: For those who have just tuned , today's topic is: my daughter has bad tastes. (claps) Ok.

If you put Tobias down we wont set it up, Now, We are going to know The apple of discord

*Let the asshole come in.
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(Boo, Boo) (Abucheo)

Journalist: Hi, Good evening Tobias , How are you?

Tobias: Fineeeeeee

Journalist: What do you think about all that is happening?

Tobias: (Smoking) Whats Up!!!! Really, Im in another wave andI dont know why Im here

I should be with my friends drinking and smoking in Jupiter, You know

Journalist: Do you know her?

Tobias: Who?, She?, Yes , Yes

Journalist: What kind of relationship do you have with Francesca?

Tobias: Shes my little friend..

Journalist: Isnt she your girlfriend?

Tobias: Girlfriend is the label that consumer give to the people to keep them locked but Francesca

and I, are free people without the ties of this capitalist world

Journalist: And what do you think Francesca?

Francesca: Yes, Hes my little friend with benefits , We dont have the typical relationship , We are

modern lovers, We live the moment We dont do what other people do or say..

Journalist: Dont you know that smoke is injurious for the baby?

Francesca: Thats a lie , because statistics show that the tobacco is just as bad as they say.

Journalist: But, There are different doctors opinions that says

Francesca: Those doctors are rubbish because they would say anything for money.

Elisabetta: Shut up! Im going to look your head over because I think drugs affect you.

Tobias: Old woman, You are speaking nonsense, Im smoking for a long time and I continue very

strong and healthy.

Elisabetta: Kid insolent, Shut up , you know who are you speaking with? You should leave drugs!

Tobias: Id prefer to pass away

Journalist: Okay okay, That reminds me. Its true that you tried to kill yourself Francesca?

Francesca: Yes, I tried IT once, but my mother prevented it to me.

Journalist: What was that bring you down?

Francesca: My mother came down with her lecture about my future, bla, bla, bla


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Journalist: Dont you think that was a desperate way out?

Francesca: Life would be better if there were no people telling you what to do

Journalist: Can you tell us how your addiction started?

Francesca: Its not an addiction because I can leave it whenever I want, its like a cigarettes.

Journalist: Who teached you to consume drugs?

Francesca: Tobias, Who else? Because Hes a business owner

Journalist: Oh! Tell us about your business

Tobias: Well, My business is very simple Im in charge to sell and distribute some products like

grass, crack, achis , LHCD and all products relationed with natural medicine.

Journalist: You mean that you facilitate to your clients whatever they pick up

Tobias: Yes, of course,customers are always right

Francesca: You see? , Tobias is an excellent person; I want to live with him.

Elisabetta: Oh my god!!! I think Im going to pass out.

Journalist: Please, relax weve to go on with the programme, maybe we could make a deal.

Tobias, are you willing to make a family with Francesca?

Tobias: Yes, of course because Ive made a lot of money with my business and I could give her a

queen life.

Journalist: Okay, Elisabetta, Dont you think that its better that your grandson grows up with a

mother and a father?

Elisabetta: Yes , of course , but with a good father, Id like that Tobias let his business and looks for

a good job to keep the appearance in front of the society

Journalist: What do you think Tobias?

Tobias: Okey, but I wont sign a paper.

Journalist: This is a happy ending for a terrible love story , Like always come on with your cases to

fix them , this was The Zolenkas Show.

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