Doctor, Doctor, my sister thinksshe’s a car!

Well, show her in at once.

I can’t - she's run out of gasdown the block! is for

Doctor, Doctor joke

What is the biggest ant?

I don’t know - what IS thebiggest ant?

An Eleph-ant! is forElephant Jokes

What is the biggest moth?

I don’t know - what IS thebiggest moth?

A mam-moth! [A prehistoric, huge, wooly, elephant] is for

Elephant Jokes

What is Nellie The Elephant’smiddle name?

I don’t know - what IS NellieThe Elephant’s middle name?

The!is forElephant Jokes

What is an emephant?

I don’t know - what IS anemephant?

The one that comes after anelephant!

[Hint - think of the alphabet]is forElephant Jokes

What do you get when you crossan elephant with a flea?

I don’t know - what DO youget when you cross an elephant

with a flea?

A lot of very worried dogs!is forElephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross anelephant with peanut butter?

I don’t know - what DO you getwhen you cross an elephant with

peanut butter?

An elephant that sticks to the roofof your mouth, or peanut butter

that never forgets!

is forElephant Jokes

is for EnoughElephant Jokes!

My new hearing aid is thelatest model - and the best in

the world!

That’s great. What kind is it?

About a quarter to three!

[This comes from Bram,

and he wears one!]

is forhearing aid joke

Why do some women put theirhair in rollers at night?

I don’t know - why DOsome women put their hair in

rollers at night?

So they can wake up curly in themorning!

is formore riddles

What do you get when you crossa cat with a ball of wool?

I don’t know - what DO youget when you cross a cat with a

ball of wool?

Mittens!is for

more riddles

Where does Friday come beforeThursday?

I don’t know - where DOESFriday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary! is formore riddles

What do you call a camel withno humps?

I don’t know - what DO you call acamel with no humps?

Humphrey! [Hump-free] is formore riddles

How do hens dance?

I don’t know - howDO hens dance?

Chick to chick!is for

more riddles

is forThat's All Folks!