Agile culture & Mindsets

Agile Culture & Mindsets

@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco

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Agile Culture & Mindsets

Our life is based on myths...

Software development is full of taboos

IF we don’t stop it...

Stress, Pain, fear and anger...

Japanese Culture...

Other culture...

It’s in your mind...

...And about this MF...

Once in 5th grade...

In this Presentation (proof)...

Cultural Weight...

Cultural Threat...

When Something is hurt...

We need get rid of some stuff!

(NO Surprise) current FLOOD

Issues (Conflict) = SHEMALE

This is your “middle” approach

I’m not here to make threats!

(Why I’m...) By Definition...

We may need some recycle!

Empty your mind...

Back to the Myths...

What are these myths ?

Control...

The roots of control...

Estimation...

What is the distance from earth to the moon?

How much water exists in the ocean?

What is the temperature of the Sun?

Estimation Test

You have 1 minute

What is the distance from earth

to the moon? A. 384.404 km

How much water exists in the ocean?A. 1 332 milhões de quilômetros cúbicos

What is the temperature of the Sun?

A. 6.000 C na fotosfera

Estimation Test

You have 1 minute

Uncertain cone

Don’t think you’re not Infected!

64% Rarely or never used

75% Learning Practice Doing

You “stop” Change... (charge)

Keep People BUSY

We BUILD software

Software as “Bem Comum”

...Bring us to actual Metaphor

Why ???

Scientific Answer

Root of all evil!

Oh NO waterfall, Again!

Boring...

Something different them...

Just one thing about waterfall...

MAGIC!

Analysis Paralysis

...One thing lead to another...

Psychic Answer

Your customer is “Corno”

Your Board/Manager the PIMP

I want get out of this

life !

I want get out of this

life !

Developers are WOREs

Lets Change This...

Learning Effectively

3 New Metaphors

Software as Music Studio

Software as Painting atelier

Software as Craft

Software never get “DONE”

Frequent value releases...

Small Teams are BETTER

inspect and adapt

We’re all Gardeners...

Just Let it go...

Stop Annoying people... Interruptions are EVIL!

When you finish the story ?

Today?Tomorrow?

http://agilemanifesto.org/

http://agilemanifesto.org/

“Culture eats strategy for breakfast”

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Scrum Values

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The SHIT MUST HIT the fan

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Retrospectives are Everything

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This is not Kanban

One Piece Flow...

Stories

Stories NOT Epics

Stand Up MeetingBoring could a smell...

Extreme Programming (XP)

XP is Planet Hemp of the CODE

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http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/103341370/Iconica

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Courage

Simplicity

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Courage

There is no Quality without CODE quality...

Your CODE is PURE SHIT!

Actually there are lots of shit!Heavy SHIT...

Why the SHIT don’t go away ?

A TALE of 2 Kitchen

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TechnicalDebt

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The developers FEAR change the CODE...

- Business Expert- Expert Users

CODE is your best documentation

Testing matters

About Discipline...

It’s all about the Environment...

Promote the Culture...

Promote CODE, Practices and FUN...

Learn whats Is wrong!

Practices everyday !!!

Read Books...

CODE review & Design Sessions

Coding DOJO...

Pair Programming

Brain Sync

Wrapping up

Fishbowl Conversation

Agile Culture & Mindsets

@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco

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