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Agile Culture & Mindsets @diego_pacheco Software Architect | Agile Coach about.me/diegopacheco

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Agile Culture & Mindsets

@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco

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Disclaimer – Heart Attack

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Disclaimer – Shock Therapy...

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Disclaimer – You will HATE me

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You’re free to now.., leave...

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Agile Culture & Mindsets

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Our life is based on myths...

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Software development is full of taboos

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IF we don’t stop it...

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Stress, Pain, fear and anger...

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Japanese Culture...

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Other culture...

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It’s in your mind...

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...And about this MF...

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Once in 5th grade...

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In this Presentation (proof)...

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Cultural Weight...

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Cultural Threat...

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When Something is hurt...

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We need get rid of some stuff!

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(NO Surprise) current FLOOD

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Issues (Conflict) = SHEMALE

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This is your “middle” approach

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I’m not here to make threats!

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(Why I’m...) By Definition...

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We may need some recycle!

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Empty your mind...

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Back to the Myths...

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What are these myths ?

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Control...

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The roots of control...

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Estimation...

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What is the distance from earth to the moon?

How much water exists in the ocean?

What is the temperature of the Sun?

Estimation Test

You have 1 minute

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What is the distance from earth

to the moon? A. 384.404 km

How much water exists in the ocean?A. 1 332 milhões de quilômetros cúbicos

What is the temperature of the Sun?

A. 6.000 C na fotosfera

Estimation Test

You have 1 minute

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Uncertain cone

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Don’t think you’re not Infected!

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64% Rarely or never used

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75% Learning Practice Doing

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You “stop” Change... (charge)

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Keep People BUSY

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We BUILD software

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Software as “Bem Comum”

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...Bring us to actual Metaphor

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Why ???

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Scientific Answer

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Root of all evil!

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Oh NO waterfall, Again!

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Boring...

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Something different them...

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Just one thing about waterfall...

MAGIC!

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Analysis Paralysis

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...One thing lead to another...

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Psychic Answer

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Your customer is “Corno”

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Your Board/Manager the PIMP

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I want get out of this

life !

I want get out of this

life !

Developers are WOREs

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Lets Change This...

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Learning Effectively

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3 New Metaphors

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Software as Music Studio

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Software as Painting atelier

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Software as Craft

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Software never get “DONE”

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Frequent value releases...

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Small Teams are BETTER

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inspect and adapt

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We’re all Gardeners...

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Just Let it go...

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Stop Annoying people... Interruptions are EVIL!

When you finish the story ?

Today?Tomorrow?

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“Culture eats strategy for breakfast”

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Scrum Values

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The SHIT MUST HIT the fan

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Retrospectives are Everything

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This is not Kanban

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One Piece Flow...

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Stories

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Stories NOT Epics

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Stand Up MeetingBoring could a smell...

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Extreme Programming (XP)

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XP is Planet Hemp of the CODE

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Courage

Simplicity

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Courage

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There is no Quality without CODE quality...

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Your CODE is PURE SHIT!

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Actually there are lots of shit!Heavy SHIT...

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Why the SHIT don’t go away ?

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A TALE of 2 Kitchen

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TechnicalDebt

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The developers FEAR change the CODE...

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- Business Expert- Expert Users

CODE is your best documentation

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Testing matters

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About Discipline...

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It’s all about the Environment...

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Promote the Culture...

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Promote CODE, Practices and FUN...

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Learn whats Is wrong!

Practices everyday !!!

Read Books...

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CODE review & Design Sessions

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Coding DOJO...

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Pair Programming

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Brain Sync

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Wrapping up

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Fishbowl Conversation

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Agile Culture & Mindsets

@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco

Thank You | Obrigado !