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Agile Culture & Mindsets
@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco
@diego_pacheco
diego-pacheco.blogspot.com
Sim, Eu trabalho com TI…(Gosto de Dinossauros)
github.com/diegopacheco
Disclaimer – Heart Attack
Disclaimer – Shock Therapy...
Disclaimer – You will HATE me
You’re free to now.., leave...
Agile Culture & Mindsets
Our life is based on myths...
Software development is full of taboos
IF we don’t stop it...
Stress, Pain, fear and anger...
Japanese Culture...
Other culture...
It’s in your mind...
...And about this MF...
Once in 5th grade...
In this Presentation (proof)...
Cultural Weight...
Cultural Threat...
When Something is hurt...
We need get rid of some stuff!
(NO Surprise) current FLOOD
Issues (Conflict) = SHEMALE
This is your “middle” approach
I’m not here to make threats!
(Why I’m...) By Definition...
We may need some recycle!
Empty your mind...
Back to the Myths...
What are these myths ?
Control...
The roots of control...
Estimation...
What is the distance from earth to the moon?
How much water exists in the ocean?
What is the temperature of the Sun?
Estimation Test
You have 1 minute
What is the distance from earth
to the moon? A. 384.404 km
How much water exists in the ocean?A. 1 332 milhões de quilômetros cúbicos
What is the temperature of the Sun?
A. 6.000 C na fotosfera
Estimation Test
You have 1 minute
Uncertain cone
Don’t think you’re not Infected!
64% Rarely or never used
75% Learning Practice Doing
You “stop” Change... (charge)
Keep People BUSY
We BUILD software
Software as “Bem Comum”
...Bring us to actual Metaphor
Why ???
Scientific Answer
Root of all evil!
Oh NO waterfall, Again!
Boring...
Something different them...
Just one thing about waterfall...
MAGIC!
Analysis Paralysis
...One thing lead to another...
Psychic Answer
Your customer is “Corno”
Your Board/Manager the PIMP
I want get out of this
life !
I want get out of this
life !
Developers are WOREs
Lets Change This...
Learning Effectively
3 New Metaphors
Software as Music Studio
Software as Painting atelier
Software as Craft
Software never get “DONE”
Frequent value releases...
Small Teams are BETTER
inspect and adapt
We’re all Gardeners...
Just Let it go...
Stop Annoying people... Interruptions are EVIL!
When you finish the story ?
Today?Tomorrow?
http://agilemanifesto.org/
http://agilemanifesto.org/
“Culture eats strategy for breakfast”
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Scrum Values
http://www.osarrafo.com.br/v1/wp-content/uploads/merda-no-ventilador.JPG
The SHIT MUST HIT the fan
http://www.flickr.com/photos/diego-pacheco/5001338053/sizes/l/in/set-72157624982592474/
Retrospectives are Everything
http://justaddwater.dk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/burndown.png
This is not Kanban
One Piece Flow...
Stories
Stories NOT Epics
Stand Up MeetingBoring could a smell...
Extreme Programming (XP)
XP is Planet Hemp of the CODE
Com
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http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/103341370/Iconica
http://www.noktahhitam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1-3.jpg
Courage
Simplicity
http://ptodecontato.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/feedback2.jpg
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/101929433/Digital-Vision
Courage
There is no Quality without CODE quality...
Your CODE is PURE SHIT!
Actually there are lots of shit!Heavy SHIT...
Why the SHIT don’t go away ?
A TALE of 2 Kitchen
http://www.usfst.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100517/debit_cards.jpg
TechnicalDebt
http://thetarquin.com/Upload/porch.jpg
The developers FEAR change the CODE...
- Business Expert- Expert Users
CODE is your best documentation
Testing matters
About Discipline...
It’s all about the Environment...
Promote the Culture...
Promote CODE, Practices and FUN...
Learn whats Is wrong!
Practices everyday !!!
Read Books...
CODE review & Design Sessions
Coding DOJO...
Pair Programming
Brain Sync
Wrapping up
Fishbowl Conversation
Agile Culture & Mindsets
@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco
Thank You | Obrigado !