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TO LEAVE OR NOT TO LEAVE?#fuckyouirene
WELCOME TO NYC, DAVE & FRANCES!
FIRST...
WHILE YOU WERE FLYING HERE FROM THE UK, MAYOR BLOOMBERG MADE
SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS...
MAYOR BLOOMBERG
US
#justsaying
OK, NOT PERSONALLY TO US BUT TO THE STATE OF NY...
“Because Irene is now bearing down on us at a faster speed than it was yesterday, we are
changing a few things. We are today issuing a mandatory - I repeat the word mandatory - evacuation order for all New Yorkers who live
in the low-lying Zone A coastal areas in all five boroughs that are at greatest risk of
damage relating to Irene, and we're adding to that the rest of the Rockaways, some of which are not Zone A, but are Zone B”
TURNS OUT, WE’RE IN A “MANDATORY EVACUATION” AREA...
95 WALL ST, OUR LOVELY APT
SO WHAT DOES THIS ACTUALLY MEAN?
[WE DON’T KNOW.]
LET’S START WITH WHAT WE KNOW...
[FARIS HAS ANTLERS AND ANSWERS.]
FACT:Hurricane Irene is a category 2-3 hurricane.
FACT:Weather is hard to predict.
FACT:NYC Public Transit will shut down at noon Saturday.
FACT:We will likely lose power if we stay in our apartment
FACT:Storm watching/chasing is awesome.
OPTION 1: OUR APARTMENTCONSIDERATIONS:
Stock up on booze // Play games // Cook using gas stove // No hassle moving stuff // We are
only on the edge of the actual evacuation zone
WARNINGS:Mandatory evacuation // Power
could go out // Area could flood // Water could go out which means no showers and we have to
fill the toilet ourselves from the bathtub // May get stuck inside // Above the 12th floor - At higher
risk of windows blowing
CONSIDERATIONS:Stock up on booze // Play
games with awesome friends// Cook using electricity // Piano // Karaoke // Slumber
party // Big apartment
WARNINGS:Power could still go out // Area could flood, though
less likely // Need to move shit before trains shut down
at noon tmrw // Need to bring bedding
OPTION 2: A FRIEND’S APT
THOUGHTS??
APPENDIX: HURRICANE CHECKLIST
...and:-wine-cheese-electronics-games/cards-snacks-video camera-arts & crafts
APPENDIXHURRICANE PARTIES