The 17 Dumbest Things Ever Said About

DevOps(that make you want to kill someone)

As compiled by servicevirtualization.com

1“I’m really

excited to do a DevOps project!”

2“What we need

is a DevOps group.”

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3“We need to

hire a DevOps guy.”

4“We’re running DevOps in both development

and operations.”

5“This thing

is a disaster. Time for

DevOps.”

6“The problem is that Dev and Ops have

different goals.”

7“I’m a

DevOps engineer.”

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8 “What’s the best DevOps tool?”

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9 “We have the wrong people for DevOps.”

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10“I want

DevOps in place by

next month.”

11“Can you show me

your automatic

DevOps machine?”

12 “Our DevOps rules say you can’t do that.”

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13 “DevOps is OK, but I can’t

work with others.”

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14 “DevOps is the latest big

thing.”

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15 “DevOps is a scam.”

16 “Sure, we have DevOps. We bought all the tools.”

17“How long

does it take to implement a DevOps?”

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