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STARING AT GRAPHS AS A SERVICE
Friday, September 20, 13
STARING AT GRAPHS AS A SERVICENOT !!
Friday, September 20, 13
YOUR #MONITORINGSUCKS
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
YOUR #MONITORINGSUCKS
NOW WHAT?
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
#MONITORINGSUCKS - NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
Friday, September 20, 13
#FAIL
Friday, September 20, 13
REALLY, NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
Friday, September 20, 13
REALLY, NOW WHAT?
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
Friday, September 20, 13
YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD
I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
FIX THE INFRASTRUCTURE
Friday, September 20, 13
+ =
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
FIX THE INFRASTRUCTURE
PLAN FOR MONITORING
Friday, September 20, 13
MONITORING-DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT
1. ADD A CHECK
Friday, September 20, 13
MONITORING-DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT
1. ADD A CHECK2. ADD THE SERVICE
Friday, September 20, 13
MONITORING-DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT
1. ADD A CHECK2. ADD THE SERVICE
3. PROFIT!
Friday, September 20, 13
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
FIX THE INFRASTRUCTURE
PLAN FOR MONITORING
PRODUCTIVITY
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
FIX THE INFRASTRUCTURE
PLAN FOR MONITORING
PRODUCTIVITY
TRUST AND COMMUNICATION
Friday, September 20, 13
NOW WHAT? #MONITORINGLOVE
ADD MORE MONITORING
MAKE MORE CHECKS CRITICAL
BABYSIT THE INFRASTRUCTURE
HIRE MORE BABYSITTERS
NO TIME TO DO REAL WORK
NO TRUST OR COMMUNICATION
#FAIL
MONITOR KEY COMPONENTS
FIND WHAT CRITICAL MEANS TO YOU
FIX THE INFRASTRUCTURE
PLAN FOR MONITORING
PRODUCTIVITY
TRUST AND COMMUNICATION
WINNING!
Friday, September 20, 13
THANK YOU.
KATHERINE DANIELS - @BEEROPS - MONITORAMA.EU 2013
Friday, September 20, 13
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