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So drummers are stealing all the girls, but you can't afford expensive drum classes?
JJV Drum Teacher
JJV Drum Teacher
Here we have a three-step solution for your problem!
Get JJV Drum Teacher!
Bang those drums like never before!
Gain eternal happiness!
JJV Drum Teacher
Our machine teaches you by giving electric shocks
The set contains following items
4 wristbands
Main device
Drum kit
JJV Drum Teacher
JJV Drum Teacher
Wristband
4 wristbands (2 to wrists and 2 to ankles)
When you miss the note, the device will target the error in to certain limb by giving electric shock
Electric shock is something between 300-700 volts
The device also will raise shocks power if you continue failing with certain note
JJV Drum Teacher
Main device
Controls wristbands with bluetooth connection and drum kit with USB connection
Has a navigation ring which is used to scroll down between different menus
Has a small LCD screen, graphical user interface where you can see the song, elapsed time, etc.
JJV Drum Teacher
Drum kit
Two options
PS3 guitar hero / rock band drum kit using USB
Midi drum kit using midi port
Each drum element can be configured to control certain wristband
JJV Drum Teacher
After installing machine correctly you can start playing
Notice that the black marks are our designed wristbands
JJV Drum Teacher
While enjoying playing drums, dont miss a note or you are going to get ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!!11
Any questions?
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