10.20.2005

Java for Cloud Natives

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about.me

@monkchips

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about.us

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when web companies grow up

they turn into java shops

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new world

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coming of age

During the US presidential election, 2012

Averaged 9,965 TPS from 8:11pm - 9:11pm PTPeak of 15,107 TPS at 8:20pm PT

“In the past, we’ve generally experienced short-lived roars related to the clock striking midnight on New Year’s Eve (6,939 TPS), the end of a soccer game (7,196 TPS), or Beyonce’s pregnancy announcement (8,868 TPS). Those spikes tended to last seconds, maybe minutes at most. Now, rather than brief spikes, we are seeing sustained peaks for hours” - Mazen Rawashdeh, VP Infrastructure Operations Engineering

How? Migrating from Ruby to Scala and Java on the JVM

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open source is the new normal

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nothing to see here

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not everyone got the memo

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ConvenientComposableDisposableImmutableStandardDensityProduction Ready?

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Orchestration, Pipelines and PaaS

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failure is expected

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returning the favour

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dealing with the politics