Top 20 Things overhead at a Gay Superbowl Party.

Superbowl XLVI 2012

(Madonna is the Halftime Show)

# 20

So the coin toss is like when

we played dodgeball at school, right?

# 19

That headset the ref is wearing looks

just like Janet Jackson World Tour.

# 18

Is it halftime yet?

# 17

Why do they wear so much

eyeliner under their eyes?

# 16

What's the yellow line?

And how do they make it move?

# 15

Why are their butts so big?

# 14

Is it halftime yet?

# 13

Those rings are so pretty.

# 12

Whoa! Right up the middle!

Just the way I like it…

# 11

I love how they slap

each other's butts.

# 10

Why do they have hankies

tucked into their waists?

# 9

That was a fumble???

Puh-leeze…

# 8

What's 1st & 10?

What's 2nd & 10?

Why are there so many 10s?

# 7

IS IT HALFTIME YET???

# 6

What's with the half time report?

I know the score...

# 5

It's Madonna-bowl !!!!!

# 4

So what happens after halftime?

# 3

Why aren’t they talking

about Madonna?

# 2

Madonna isn't going to perform

again? Is she coming back?

And the

#1

comment overheard during

Superbowl XLVI….

Who won?

Who won?

Compiled by

Natasha Kerllenevich

Los Angeles, California copyright 2012