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Presents:The Top 10 Signs Your Website
Can Give a Dyson a Run for the Money
(aka…your website sucks)
Your ex is more
responsive than your website
The only traffic you see regularly
is on the morning drive
Your bounce rate is higher than…
A hipster in Amsterdam
Your 90-year-old grandmother
gets up the stairs faster than your website
loads
You’d rather show someone your passport photo than your
Home Page
You’re pretty sure a cow has a better brand than yours
A nun at a Wiccan convention gets more conversions than your website.
Your neighbour gets more hits posting pictures of her stamp collection
The leads from your site are colder than a penguins…
Toes (what did you think we were going to say?!?!?)
The solution you offer is about as clear as the answer to:
A train left Toronto going 100km per hour….
We are the answerI want a website that doesn’t suck!
When you know your website sucks...
www.brandlogicmarketing.com