How to Be Strange and Not Get a Detention

By Nikolas Smith

Introduction

• Being strange can be easy to master, but to do that without getting a detention can be a hard task to master. I myself have been doing this for years and never have gotten a detention.

The Stuff You Need

• A school classroom

• A small, non-serious student class

• Last, a cool, laid-back teacher.

StepsStepsStep one: Arrive at school normally.Step two: Ease your way through being strange starting

with your most strict teacher. Start there because you’ll be just a little strange. Then work your way into being more strange until you’re in your most laid-back teacher’s class. By then you’ve probably gotten into being strange.

Step three: Be at least a little cool so you don’t make everybody annoyed at you, especially your teacher (that would ruin the “and not get a detention” part).

Step four: Make sure you’re having fun, because if you’re not then it’s pointless.

Helpful Tips

• Having an awesome nickname is a good thing to make you cooler.

• While being strange, be cool and be a little mature. • A good thing to remember is randomness in the right

way which means being appropriate. • Make extraneous noises when more appropriate like

before class but not during the time when someone is talking to the class.

• Learn from your mistakes, like if you get a detention don’t do what made you get a detention.

Warning/what (not) to do

• Be appropriate

• Don’t go overboard

• No swearing

• Don’t stalk people

• Don’t act completely like you need mental health care

• Listen to the “If you don’t stop you’re going to get a detention!”

Example(s)Example one: After winning a game in

instead of saying “Yes!” say “Res!” in a deep voice.

Example two: When your laid back teacher (in a good mood) tells you to do something you don’t want to do say “wuzza fuzza?”.

Example three: Make noises at the end of the day when leaving school.

Hope you are successful in being strange and take note of

everything because you don’t want to get a detention.