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If You Give a Dog a Donut
By J.T. Allen
If you give a dog a donut
Then he’ll want some coffee to dip it in
When a dog drinks coffee he’ll want a business suite to wear to work
If a dog goes to work he’ll want to use the copy machine
Then he will want to scan his tail
When he scanned his tail, the boss fired him
If a dog gets fired he will be sad and want to chase his tail
When a dog chases his tail he will be tired and want to go to Starbucks
He will order a Vanilla-Bacon Latte
Annnd… When he gets his coffee he will want a donut…