Fabian Blechschmidt - F*cking Up Projects

Fucking up projectsa manual

Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt

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Acquirethe project


Screwing up projects implies a project,so we don't suck here.


Beforethe project


Great Expectations


Bad mood in meetings


No decisions


Alterantive

a LOT of decisions


a LOT of decisionsEnvironment


Deadlines are deadlines


Duringthe project


No communicationever


If not avoidablemix channels


No Documentation ofanything


Do your jobbut only this


Deadlines are deadlines


Measurethe project


Completingthe project

– the dead zone phase –


Ignore the client


Change the teamoften


We need culpritsnot solutions


Questions?Fucking up projects - a manual, Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt

— Bonus —Tech related


only FTP + no VCS


Do ityour way


Maintain badcode quality


Change tools earlyChange tools often


Project methods


Agile are just guidelinesno rules


Use thelatest hot shit


One machinefits all


Misc


git blame-someone-else


git blame-someone-else


Sources→ Experiences (Rico Neitzel, Fabian Blechschmidt)

→ Sonja Riesterer → Fabians lovely girlfriend Pia

→ http://peopleprocessandprofit.com/2010/03/14/ten-ways-to-screw-up-a-project-2/

→ http://www.cio.com/article/2384088/project-management/15-ways-to-screw-up-an-it-project.html


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Fabian Blechschmidt - F*cking Up Projects