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Made Easy Zombie Guide To Taking Over the World

The Zombie Guide To Taking Over The World: Made Easy

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Made EasyZombie Guide To Taking Over the World

Ratio of Number of Zombies:HumansMAIN GOALTAKE OVER EARTHSECONOMYTake over the working-classTake over the popular teenagers

With these two steps in place, Zombies will take over Earth faster than imaginable. The strategic positioning of these 2 classes will aid us in spreading infection!

Plan of Action: Summarized The working class are the key. By infecting them, our chances of spreading the affliction will greatly increase. Why, you ask?Well: the working class make up the most of society. Without them, businesses cease to function. Hence, the working class are necessary within the economy. Our main goal is to overcome the economy because then well have a seat of power. By overcoming the working class, we have a V.I.Z (which stands for Very Important Zombie, you dimwitted creature! That is why zombies like myself do the brainwork and you do the heavy lifting!) pass into the economy.

Your first assignment:OVERCOME WORKING CLASS, PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO BANK PERSONNEL. Step 1: The Working ClassStep 2: Spread!We shall first target countries with great economies such as: United States of America, China, Japan and other current world powers!

This makes our position in charge of economy very high and worth holding.

All the humans will be grovelling at our feet due to their weakness for money! [insert evil laugh here]Our statistics show that the youth are vastly outnumbering the zombie youth infected. In the past, we would rather wait for the youth to mature into adults before infecting them but this has been proven to make no difference. The Youth of this advanced century would be great assests to our mission. By infecting the popular teenagers across high school, we get wide coverage of other teenagers in high schools. Thanks to advanced drugs created by our best-and most formidable-zombie scientists, we are able to hide our affliction and appear as normal human beings. This drug allows these popular infected teenagers to spread the infection without being detected! A breakthrough in zombie science to date.

Teenagers are important. They form the future support system of nations world wide. Step 3: YouthStep 4: Spread!Our aim is to first infect the quieter provinces/states of third world countries so governments do not detect any hanky panky. This is a security measure and also a test run to see if the project is functional enough to handle the scrutiny of constant invigilation by inspectors etc.

If the plan is a success, we shall make it more widespread in the years to come.Approximate StatisticsFor 2014Our new zombie take over plan will be effective as of January 1, 2013. The statistics in the last slide are the expected outcomes of 2014. We are not targetting infants and senior citizens therefore, those statistics shall remain the same.Our youth and adult ratios now should vastly outnumber those of humans. Our social standing within governments should have expaded greatly and more youth and schools should be in our control. Due to the delicacy of our situation, we have to tread silently, hidden before any of our expected outcomes can occur. Vast supplies of the Insignificantus Drug (the one that makes us hidden to humans) is being produced for our 2013 plan to be effective. You will all receive a years supply as well as extra for the humans you will be infecting.

Each zombie is expected to infect a minimum of 10 humans per month.Analysis of Future StatisticsBy the year 2014, zombies should be ruling most of the world. If this does not occur, a more intensive plan will be put into effect. Conclusion null364200.78